PANCREAS NO WORK & DEADLIFTS FOR THE DARK GODS On Primarch Lifting | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #49

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  • @pancreasnowork9939
    @pancreasnowork9939 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +332

    Throw me to the Raven Guard and I'll come back their step-dad

    • @Bosshuntman
      @Bosshuntman 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      What about the ultramarines

    • @Internetwandererreborn
      @Internetwandererreborn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@BosshuntmanThrow me to the ultramarines I’ll come back overworked and depressed

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      So that’s why all the raven guard have stealth pattern insulin pumps in their armor

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No that’s America

    • @ThanquolAndBoneripper
      @ThanquolAndBoneripper 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Enter my home Colin and you’ll be my wife

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +215

    "There is no reason to be alive if you can't do deadlifts." -Magnus Magnusson He would later die of aortic dissection doing deadlifts

    • @robfromjersey7899
      @robfromjersey7899 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      It was Jon Pall Sigmarsson who said that. Magnus Magnusson is still alive.

    • @dylanpiazza6358
      @dylanpiazza6358 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My man... beautiful reference. Long live the memory of JPS. A true iron legend.

    • @dylanpiazza6358
      @dylanpiazza6358 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂😂 i thought he was making a play on Magnus the Red and Jon Pall.. i hope thats the case or yeah wrong Magnusson. ​@@robfromjersey7899

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@dylanpiazza6358Everyone who matters knows the real quote, I was going for humor 40k style

    • @PichNuts
      @PichNuts 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dude holy fuck I'm a Amputee/Cardio Nurse and I've never considered that your body is under so much pressure from a deadlift, that your blood pressure gets so high, you could pop your aorta.

  • @KillerOrca
    @KillerOrca 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Royal Dorn doesn't have a sculpted jawline
    He has a FORTIFIED jaw line

  • @nobleactual7109
    @nobleactual7109 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    For Sanguinius weaponless feats, when he awoke from a coma he flew off and went to 1v2 the greater demon of slaanesh kyriss and Khabanda. By impaling kyriss like a kabab on the wall throwing the sword like a javelin. And then throwing hands with khabanda. Sanguinius Catching khas axe blade mid swing above his head then breaking the shaft by twisting it. Goes onto then break his horn. Choke him with his own whip and ripped off khas wing with one arm. Before then kicking him down a ledge back to hell. The man is built like a chimp. Lean but strong af

    • @kelakogreenaddict1888
      @kelakogreenaddict1888 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      - Impaled a daemon: threw a spear, strength-wise any primarch could do that, it’s the speed, accuracy and reflexes that are impressive there
      - catching an axe: again, speed and reflexes feat, not a strength feat
      - throwing hands with ka’bandha: unless it’s literally outmuscling, it would be a fighting prowess feat- you don’t need to be stronger than someone to beat them in a fight, otherwise every mma fighter would do strongman
      -breaking said axe: again, unless another primarch tried, it doesn’t mean much, but I’ll give sanguinius some benefit of the doubt- I just think most primarchs could do that as well
      -breaking his horn: decent feat, but not too crazy with primarchs
      -choking with whip: you don’t need much strength to choke
      -ripping wing off: now this is a good one, same level as the horn imo- unless we get some context with other primarchs with both the wing and horn
      -kick him off: not really too much of a feat imo

    • @kelakogreenaddict1888
      @kelakogreenaddict1888 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bruh why is part of it struck through

    • @SeaBass215AM
      @SeaBass215AM 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      lol, build like a chimp. That was funny. Sanguinius is kinda like the Hulkster when Hulkamania runs wild and he starts arm shaking lool. Hogan becomes immune to all incoming attacks by multiple threats brother!

  • @mikeuniturtle3722
    @mikeuniturtle3722 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    The gayest competition in all of 40k and Fulgrim still loses. 10/10

    • @jamesygamesy5124
      @jamesygamesy5124 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      hes the only cannonically straight primarch

    • @pear-head
      @pear-head 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@jamesygamesy5124him being in a political marriage with a woman he felt nothing for means jack. Plus even if it did, he could definitely be bi, especially after that Slaanussy boiled his brain.
      To quote a primarch, he does strange things to his warriors.

    • @chadstorm92
      @chadstorm92 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hella funny 😆

  • @azabache6058
    @azabache6058 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    They should have redrawn pancrease's PNG to have an armored cod piece to properly demonstrate which head was doing all the thinking this time

  • @SilverGarrison
    @SilverGarrison 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I agree with Conner's Guilliman argument, this is at least the second time they've done this because the emperor won last time, so Papa Smurf would have taken notes and changed up his workout routine for the contest, he's all about continuously improving.

    • @Haloister
      @Haloister 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That and Guilliman is a chronic overachiever of he knew this was a competition the first time he world have already done well.

  • @fellowcrusader72
    @fellowcrusader72 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    This podcast is the only one I can consistently rewatch, thank you for your service and autistic humor

    • @ballarfjandi
      @ballarfjandi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      agreed 😁

  • @Shaarkybg
    @Shaarkybg 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I guess it's no coincidence that the word "gay" is in the URL for this specific episode

  • @nicnac.3587
    @nicnac.3587 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Crossing "Eli coping for fulgrim" off the bingo sheet 😂

  • @spencerbajer8836
    @spencerbajer8836 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Just going to point out that while fighting mortarion (recently juiced on chaos) he thought the only primarch that could have matched his strength was Ferrus. Dude is slept on IMO, wish GW would get more lore for him.

  • @FuschelChan
    @FuschelChan หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    So I started listening to this channel at work to keep me entertained (and get some lore snippets in).
    This episode is not recommended for that. Unless you can lay on your desk, wheezing laughing for a while.
    Also very much loved the Leman Russ and Fulgrim reactions. Very funny.
    The mental image of Leman Russ and The Emperor holding Lion down to get his armor off will never leave my mind again, thank you.

  • @darkinnovator2479
    @darkinnovator2479 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Interestingly enough with Sanguinius, the amount of theoretical compact upper body muscle that a winged human would have to be capable of flight is just insane. It's heavily implied that his flight isn't just muscles though, there is some Psyker influence there.

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I always enjoy watching Eli's Khorn berserker avatar angrily shake around when he defends Fulgrim

  • @jeremyedwards4426
    @jeremyedwards4426 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I love all of Sang’S feats getting discounted because he fought with a weapon, even though half the time he ends up killing the other guy with his bare hands, including demon primarch Angron when he ripped his GD brain out of his head.

    • @gato13k
      @gato13k 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah they did him wrong lol they forgot the details of the fights and was basically a gauntlet at the Eternity gate.

  • @dramsac17
    @dramsac17 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    If any primarch has a real power-lifter body, it would be Perturabo.

  • @ArcusArmis19
    @ArcusArmis19 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Russ is the bro whos built because he lives in the gym but drinks every other minute of the day.
    Ferrus is built because hes been bricklaying for 40 years whilst doing blacksmithing on the weekends. He has never step foot in the gym but could Hancock a Train. Actually now that I think about it, Ferrus has a bit of Hancock energy

  • @jeremywatson9129
    @jeremywatson9129 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I like the idea of Guilliman having the best hands amongst the primarchs. Like they get together for a friendly spar and Bobby G comfortably boxs everybody.

    • @Haloister
      @Haloister 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They like Russ that one time think he's a pencil pushing pushover. Then he lays them the fuck out/ throws them for a loop at how actually good a fighter he is.

    • @johnny_on_the_spot_02
      @johnny_on_the_spot_02 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Feel like Guilliuman, Ferrus, and Dorn are boxers while Russ, perty, and angron would be grapplers

    • @jeremywatson9129
      @jeremywatson9129 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@johnny_on_the_spot_02 yeah makes sense. Angron may also try to eat you.

    • @ceejno7861
      @ceejno7861 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jeremywatson9129 To be fair, all the grapplers are biters. One eats worlds, one has wolf DNA, and one is made of pure spite. Somebody's getting bitten.

  • @onlyxenolord7494
    @onlyxenolord7494 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I love watching this slowly descend into a smash or pass

    • @garrhettroebuck8402
      @garrhettroebuck8402 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I don't know about it being slowly...

    • @varius3424
      @varius3424 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@garrhettroebuck8402I think it started with Russ

  • @RealmForge100
    @RealmForge100 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I imagine Morty looks like one of those triathlon runners who get all gaunt and sinewy since he’s all about endurance. Like all he does is cardio but he smokes a carton a week and no one knows how he pulls it off

  • @jonathanathor117
    @jonathanathor117 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I don't think fulgrim was a twink. He just has a sleeper build. Like the mother of all sleeper builds. But when he got older the sleeper build did woke up.

  • @kylegriffin6218
    @kylegriffin6218 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    As a 5’5, type 1 diabetic powerlifter… I am a fucking amalgamation of them all!!!

  • @stephenporter4668
    @stephenporter4668 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    "It is also a hammer"

  • @JWat-ko1hr
    @JWat-ko1hr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "Fulgrim was literally gooning"... I fuckin lost it.

  • @cnut7383
    @cnut7383 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I love how fulgrim is slim it makes so much sense because of his home world, having so little resources it would be very hard to feed a primarch so he grew up much thinner than the others. Mortarion too, always in a toxic environment raised by a necromancer or ill humans.

    • @mrmephistopheles
      @mrmephistopheles 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      i’m usually one to argue against fulgrim being comparatively small but damn i really like this explanation

    • @cnut7383
      @cnut7383 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @maxwellgomes3358 I do think it's fair to assume he filled out his frame a bit after entering the imperium or making chemos prosper, but perhaps he chose not to go all out on mass. maybe to show humility or he preferred a more classic physique rather than open like what eli said in this podcast

  • @jonathanathor117
    @jonathanathor117 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    29:40 Ferrus Manus does look like colossus or a really really jacked punisher now that you mention it.

  • @timothyh5632
    @timothyh5632 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Collin just being a bisexual disaster for 3 hours is peak.

  • @rakisuzuki-burke4148
    @rakisuzuki-burke4148 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    "Lore-accurate Fulgrim is the perfect being to ever be created"
    So, he would be a twink.

  • @BloodStoneFortress
    @BloodStoneFortress 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The amount of cope from Eli on Twinkgrim is insane. 😂

  • @minecraftfox4384
    @minecraftfox4384 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Y'all should consider life styles when judging strength.
    Some of them do nothing but bricklaying and forging in their free time, others go off hunting, sailing.
    Things that make you stronger than any weights.

  • @toxos265
    @toxos265 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    To be fair the full Fulgrim image has the "Warhammer Community" watermark

  • @ratscnaccs7046
    @ratscnaccs7046 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    This is the gayest this podcast has ever been or will be. Outstanding work as always lads.

    • @ratscnaccs7046
      @ratscnaccs7046 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Edited coz typo. Pls re-pin, people need to know my edict.

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      RIP

  • @starpaladin6294
    @starpaladin6294 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I more or less agree on these but one comment keeps coming up that I don’t agree with.
    Y’all have any idea how strong you gotta be to use a weapon? Doesn’t matter which, Sword, Spear, Hammer, Mace Ect.
    People who trained and fought with any weapon are jacked as hell due to how much it takes to use it for a prolonged period of time, and these MFs go to WAR with these weapons. Sanguinius deserved a higher score due to how much he fights with his weapons, it take some SERIOUS strength and skill to use a sword for who knows how long and keep swinging effectively. That man should’ve atleast gotten 7s

    • @Soladrin
      @Soladrin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As someone who has done swordfighting 6+ years. No it doesn't. 4 months of steady gym going gave me ten times the gains compared to swinging longswords, sabres and old timey wrestling.

    • @starpaladin6294
      @starpaladin6294 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Soladrin ain’t about gains it’s about endurance and strength, sure you can swing a sword for an hour and feel fine, maybe a bit sore in the wrists, but now do that all day or in some cases a weekly , now push your sword straight threw someone, now swing around a hammer as tall as you, now spin around and continually stab with a spear.
      That take a LOT of strength, more then just punching someone would, as your not putting the pressure of the impact on just your arms, it’s now focused on your hands and wrists, smaller muscles then your full arm, and they tend to hurt far more for it.
      So saying that “Because they used a weapon in these fights doesn’t count as strength” I beg to differ, cuz they absolutely do, and the raw stamina and strength needed to fight like they do should be accounted for in terms of strength.

    • @screamingcactus1753
      @screamingcactus1753 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You gotta remember: these are primarchs. The feats of strength we're talking about include punching through several meters of reinforced armor and lifting a war machine the size of a skyscraper. Fighting with weapons is good exercise for normal humans, but these aren't normal humans.

  • @kuafer3687
    @kuafer3687 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I'm literally laughing my ass off, Guilliman's saucy pics

  • @mateojuarez9191
    @mateojuarez9191 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    we need pancreas presence in a "primarchs after dark" episode

    • @tenaciousb4731
      @tenaciousb4731 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol
      But seriously, are these guys gay? Or are they just doing a parody okay, for comedic reasons?
      I honestly can't tell

    • @mateojuarez9191
      @mateojuarez9191 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@tenaciousb4731 is the effect of the primarch aura, no one can resist it💋

    • @tenaciousb4731
      @tenaciousb4731 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mateojuarez9191 lol
      Nice dodging of the question
      Tu ché

  • @NikolaDimitrov-c4d
    @NikolaDimitrov-c4d 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Furrus dominated a Ctan shard, and his whole gimmick is strength, also Forge world stated that he is the strongest primarch, he is literally 40k Herkules

    • @MonteScarf
      @MonteScarf 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I feel like he and Vulkan share that position, because Vulkan has been started in lore to be the physically largest and strongest of his brothers, too. I suppose he doesn't quite have that level of feat, but he's consistently shown to be stronger than the rest

    • @cyrillesu
      @cyrillesu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's also implied in the lore that Ferrus might in fact be stronger without the necrodermis in his arms, as he has explicitly stated that he never felt his natural strength since getting the metal. Do remember that he wrestled a literal Necron construct into a volcano with his bare nonmetal hands.

    • @dlemon7547
      @dlemon7547 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      On top of the Ctan shard and coming away from a fight with emps feeling like he'd win if they fought again.
      Ferrus Manus also swam to the bottom of the ocean and beat up a sea monster, he conquered a world with enough volcanic and seismic activity to almost be a death world; which was ruled by warring Techno-barbarian warlords that armed their soldiery with dark age of technology weapons whilst living in gigantic mining platforms turned fortresses.
      In short, this primarch was an absolute beast, even when compared to his brothers.
      No wonder why Horus wanted him on his side so bad and was scared shitless when Fulgrim came back empty handed.

    • @NikolaDimitrov-c4d
      @NikolaDimitrov-c4d 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@cyrillesu That's why I love the iron hands so much, they have such potential for growth, to see that the flesh and humanity are strong, they purge weakness, but it is intertwined with strength, strength is to overcome weakness, that's why I believe that when Ferus returns he will shed the iron and become a representation of humanity's strength

  • @ceejno7861
    @ceejno7861 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Now THIS is the 40k content I'm looking for.

  • @rocks7263
    @rocks7263 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Common Vulcan W lads. Unspeakable things I would do, unspeakable things...

  • @TemplarWarden
    @TemplarWarden 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    What Fulgrim thinks he is, is what Guilliman actually is.

  • @jakubchmiel6211
    @jakubchmiel6211 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Mfw Sanguinius solos a warlord titan, but gets called weak cause he used a sword to do so

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He should not have been rated lower than Magnus. And I say this as someone who is genuinely obsessed with the TSons in a way that only the most insane of undiagnosed can be. Magnus is just too inconsistent lol, that's one of the major facets of his character.

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because this is a lifting evaluation, not combat strength

    • @michaelblevins1651
      @michaelblevins1651 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@thomastakesatollforthedark2231magnus the mfer to make the weights weightless using his powers and lift a million pounds and claim he’s the strongest

  • @callmee-g9x
    @callmee-g9x 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    We need a primarch drip ranking

  • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
    @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Magnus's physique tends to change worh his emotions. He is frequently described as seeming more frail and colorless when he's in a poor mood. So really, it depends on his emotional and mental landscape. He is the definition of inconsistent.

    • @halkiierid4084
      @halkiierid4084 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Once again, I get blindsided by a Bit from TTS actually being canon.

  • @ronanHanni
    @ronanHanni 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Miss galaxy with xenos 40k edition

  • @firemaneminiatures1337
    @firemaneminiatures1337 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    In what demented alternate reality did Sanguinius get outscored by fucking LORGAR?!?!?!

  • @RealmForge100
    @RealmForge100 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Can Malcador Throwing be one of the competition events?

  • @T.DreadnoughtArmor
    @T.DreadnoughtArmor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Respect my iron wa-hands you armored beak, i'm also working on a sucessor of them

  • @laughingmask3118
    @laughingmask3118 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Rogal Dorn wields a chain-great-sword.
    Just saying.

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    If Angron, Ferrus, Dorn, vulkan and Russ aren't top 5 I'm going to... I'm going to kick a baby... Not you Eli you're my favorite buff short king, right next to Dr. Mike

    • @cousinokri
      @cousinokri 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      they hate Dorn and Russ brother.

  • @JeremyGraczyk
    @JeremyGraczyk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Sanguinius ripped demon Angron's butcher's nails out of his head. With his bare hands.
    Waaaaaaay undersold on his strength 👎

    • @Wolfbroa
      @Wolfbroa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ngl that doesn’t sound impressive

    • @SIRUNOWN
      @SIRUNOWN 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's metal AF

    • @michaelblevins1651
      @michaelblevins1651 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Wolfbroathe Nails at this point were essentially a part of Angrons body

  • @NoahKenney-e5y
    @NoahKenney-e5y 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Aaaay my dreadnaught got featured!

  • @HalfAmericanHero1459
    @HalfAmericanHero1459 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I'm just glad Vulkan got the respect he deserved.

  • @parkersquirrell252
    @parkersquirrell252 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The instant turnaround for corax is soooo funny

  • @Human-163
    @Human-163 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The Lion not being above 30 is baffling.

  • @SeaBass215AM
    @SeaBass215AM 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    You gave Jagatai 34 and Perturabo 34.5 so Jagatai wins the third spot eh? Passed over Warhammer's Heracles Primarch for the throat singing pony riding Ghengis Khan. You guys are not living this down.
    Angron is all pain and all gain so the huglord wins for being "bigger".
    This podcast will haunt you for all time.

  • @baelGIGAN
    @baelGIGAN 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    perturabo is definitely a science based lifter

  • @nukal4338
    @nukal4338 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    40K and Gym? Now this is something I can get excited about

  • @sannyer633
    @sannyer633 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love the "activate windows" down at the total points XD

  • @jojo_sanders5342
    @jojo_sanders5342 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I like to think that all (18-19) primarchs are listening in. Or it's in vox.

  • @boffeecreak3717
    @boffeecreak3717 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    49:23 Imagine the codpiece

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Their powers combined they are... Pancreas no Lift, or Deadlifts for the insulin or, me Friday night when I leave the gym and spend $200 at the liquor store

  • @AEDALIX
    @AEDALIX 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm loving all these crossover episodes.

  • @n0ttomuch65
    @n0ttomuch65 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Nobody on this podcast can do math, Perurabo had 34.5 points and Khan had 34 points. Perturabo should have been thrid place

    • @SeaBass215AM
      @SeaBass215AM 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Actually, it makes him third place and our judges twice fold mellon heads. Once for cheating Perturabo in the end and twice for scoring him higher to undermine themselves while cheating. 😂

    • @baelGIGAN
      @baelGIGAN 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      we're here to go awooga at big muscle man, not do numbers

    • @SeaBass215AM
      @SeaBass215AM 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@baelGIGAN You like the BBC. It's clearly so to any Custodian is male Warhammer fan.

  • @timelesswisdom.
    @timelesswisdom. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Imotekh the crack lord

  • @DisasterLord
    @DisasterLord 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I legit lost it at corvus corax, then Alpharius

  • @amycox7508
    @amycox7508 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    2:25:35 to be fair, it’s because every time they make a book that has alpha legion truly loosing, it’s always in books that are written Horrendously bad. The levels of irony with how split alpha legion is on our own lore is why I love the legion but totally understand why people hate alpha legion 😂

  • @kevinelston404
    @kevinelston404 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    13:30 Horus is left handed? It all makes sense.

  • @alejandrorp5160
    @alejandrorp5160 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    One day you're doing deadlifts and juicying up on T, PEDs and Tren... And the next one you're being recruited by the Emperor's Children. Oh well...

  • @doomslayerprime9749
    @doomslayerprime9749 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    1:13:11 You're welcome Pancreasnoworks and to be fair I probably fucked up spelling his name so feel free to correct me and my spell because that was one of if not the best episodes you were in 😊

  • @cousinokri
    @cousinokri 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The bias you lot have against Dorn is insane. What primarchs were able to lift his sword again?

  • @robfromjersey7899
    @robfromjersey7899 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Classic physique- Fulgrim, Sanguinius, Corvus, Kurze, Guilliman, Khan, Alpharius,
    Open- Angron, Horus, Magnus, Dorn, Russ, Ferrus, Perty, the Lion, Horus, Mortarion, Vulkan

  • @Terriblyawfulshows
    @Terriblyawfulshows 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Tbf to eli, fulgrim worked in the mines of chemos until his hands bled

  • @geraldtucker6952
    @geraldtucker6952 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    “Total: ACTIVATE WINDOWS 10”

  • @Eoin-i6p
    @Eoin-i6p 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    58:38
    Sighs…
    someone call Valrak

  • @kelakogreenaddict1888
    @kelakogreenaddict1888 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Vulkan called Konrad the weakest primarch, but maybe it’s hard to tell when you’re the strongest

  • @diegosigua2106
    @diegosigua2106 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Be like father Vulkan, giant and a gentle man, who's morals only seek happiness for himself and others, and eat healthy and have hobbies

  • @kelakogreenaddict1888
    @kelakogreenaddict1888 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Bruh why is warp juice allowed but psyker powers not

  • @gammothdraws
    @gammothdraws 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Vulkan is the embodiment of BBC News

  • @Lmaokekw975
    @Lmaokekw975 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    2:22:44 sound of Mortarions personal toilet chamber.

  • @aguspuig6615
    @aguspuig6615 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I STAND WITH ELI HERE.
    Its so bs that out of the two ''pretty'' primarchs, Sanguinius is always depicted as pretty bug buff, while Fulgrim is always depicted as ''pretty coded'' but actually kinda ugly, and buff-ish but skinny for a primarch, feels like every damn artists just wants to capture the whole bad guy arrogant flawed perfectionist look, and they end up making him look bad

  • @namelessnpc9139
    @namelessnpc9139 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    What an amazing day for me to be gay

  • @crazyscotsman9327
    @crazyscotsman9327 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Hey Russ is cool! He's a man after my own heart. Fighting and drinking! What else does one need?

  • @hdhstarwars2723
    @hdhstarwars2723 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    that horus picutre reminds me more of brian shaw then eddie hall

  • @Johna-cv9gu
    @Johna-cv9gu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The Terminator Anime was good :D

  • @myonlyfriendtheend4958
    @myonlyfriendtheend4958 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    HH tabletop also has regular marines at 1 wound so its not a fair comparison my guy

  • @Battlechicken12
    @Battlechicken12 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Felix Jaeger is the best

  • @jarlathquinn2628
    @jarlathquinn2628 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Lorgar in the 1st heretic us discribed as slender and androgynous

  • @jdc1748
    @jdc1748 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Russ=Lion=Angron all punched on to a draw

  • @ServitorDominusPrime
    @ServitorDominusPrime 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Nice desk bro...

  • @coliimusic
    @coliimusic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Anyone else notice that Tom's been missing a lot of episodes?

    • @MootsTheFunnySwede
      @MootsTheFunnySwede 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      We ate him for sustenance

    • @GozuTenno962
      @GozuTenno962 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@MootsTheFunnySwedeand not as a sacrifice?

  • @hrafnmichelson9424
    @hrafnmichelson9424 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Magnus' score: 5+5+7+6.5 = 27.5?

    • @screamingcactus1753
      @screamingcactus1753 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Maybe a leftover they forgot to clean up from when they had a fifth person?

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    17:00 Markus Ruhl was a beast amd Levinrone. what a body change

  • @scrollfloh
    @scrollfloh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Order of Discovery, first up: Alpharius

    • @SeaBass215AM
      @SeaBass215AM 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We all forgot didn't we?

  • @theemperorschosen7607
    @theemperorschosen7607 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I am God (Guilliman's) strongest champion

  • @ironkeko4423
    @ironkeko4423 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Wait, PERTY SHOULD BE 3RD UTS A 34.5

    • @n0ttomuch65
      @n0ttomuch65 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yes, they cant do math

  • @captain-commander8138
    @captain-commander8138 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    OH MY~!

  • @GeltChad
    @GeltChad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2:22:38. Hydra Dominatrix

    • @woocashP
      @woocashP 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      no.

  • @tadijastankovic4350
    @tadijastankovic4350 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Ferrus W

  • @revanne5012
    @revanne5012 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Love the episode over all, but some of the scores being wrong or for only one part of the two things they were jusged on on the screen was a bit bugging me

    • @Arenuphis
      @Arenuphis 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Magnus was cheated out of his points by this, how dare they

  • @TemplarWarden
    @TemplarWarden 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    59:44 So, you're telling me he's a bricklayer?

  • @spartandcg5939
    @spartandcg5939 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The lack of omegon makes ne sad

    • @SeaBass215AM
      @SeaBass215AM 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Omegon was a judge.