Two and a half Orc's. 3 Orc's and a baby. CSI-Mordor. The O-Team. Battlestar Orc's Galactica. Team Mordor Middle Earth police. Soylent Green Orc's. The Goonie Orc's. 2001 a Orc's Odyssey.
To answer your question, I'm partial to "Sleepless in Mordor." But may I say, you adding Joe Biden incoherent speech over Celebrimbor had me wheezing. I thank you, though my lungs may not.
I hope when this show ends orcs and all other races live happy together and Galadriel marries Sauron for the ultimate diverse ending, who cares about lore anyway...
Just applauding your channel. I haven’t watched ROP this year. No intention to do so. As a result I’ve not followed much of the TH-cam channels reviewing season 2. But I remember your reviews from season 1. Entertaining videos. Caught this one today. Keep up the witty reviews. Thanks.
This passage is the closest to orcs wanting free from Sauron.. ‘No, I don’t know,’ said Gorbag’s voice. ‘The messages go through quicker than anything could fly, as a rule. But I don’t enquire how it’s done. Safest not to. Grr! Those Nazgûl give me the creeps. And they skin the body off you as soon as look at you, and leave you all cold in the dark on the other side. But He likes ’em; they’re His favourites nowadays, so it’s no use grumbling. I tell you, it’s no game serving down in the city.’ ‘You should try being up here with Shelob for company,’ said Shagrat. ‘I’d like to try somewhere where there’s none of ’em. But the war’s on now, and when that’s over things may be easier.’ ‘It’s going well, they say.’ ‘They would,’ grunted Gorbag. ‘We’ll see. But anyway, if it does go well, there should be a lot more room. What d’you say? - if we get a chance, you and me’ll slip off and set up somewhere on our own with a few trusty lads, somewhere where there’s good loot nice and handy, and no big bosses.’ ‘Ah!’ said Shagrat. ‘Like old times.’ ‘Yes,’ said Gorbag. ‘But don’t count on it. I’m not easy in my mind. As I said, the Big Bosses, ay,’ his voice sank almost to a whisper, ‘ay, even the Biggest, can make mistakes. Something nearly slipped, you say. I say, something has slipped. And we’ve got to look out. Always the poor Uruks to put slips right, and small thanks. But don’t forget: the enemies don’t love us any more than they love Him, and if they get topsides on Him, we’re done too.’ - The Two Towers, book IV, chapter 10 - 'The Choices of Master Samwise.'
FYI, orcs did talk about deserting Sauron in the books, only not so they could live in peace with their women and children, but to raid villages and do orc stuff as much as they wanted
"I know Halbrand is Sauron." "So.... what are we going to do?" "We're going to march on Eregion, like he told me to do." "What? That's absurd That's part of his plan!" "Yeah, but since I know he's Sauron it'll work in my favor."
Ask questions like "hey why was there an anvil in the ceiling". Or "how did they survive falling out of the sky?". Or "how did they survive a volcano to the face?". Or "she's been trying to kill him for a thousand years and everybody's shipping them". Or "so why does it keep losing viewers".
As someone who grew up with LotR I can't stop grinning about the Orc-puns. As someone, who's playing Shadowrun for 25+ years this sounds terribly like a Humanis Policlub podcast...
Does anyone else think it is odd that Numenor, an island nation, allows a Kracken like monster to live apprantly just off shore? They have allowed it to live there for such a long period of time that they even have trials that have people being fed to it to prove guilt. What if it decides not to wait for a trail to get fed and to, I don't know, attack a boat?
For the orc desertes, to be honest, the book as well implies that orcs aren't that happy making war under Sauron, though it's less that "we're pacifists" and more like "Screw that guy that sends up against the all-powerful Elves and Numenoreans, let's find some place with less warlike people to raid!"
My entire argument for this series is that it shouldn't exist. People keep saying that we don't have a leg to stand on because the showrunners are working off what lore they had access to, and the rest they're filling in with whatever they can, so we can't argue it doesn't follow the books. Well amazon shouldn't have tried to make this if that was the case. It's like building a car with half an instruction manual and half the parts. It may drive, but it isn't a driving experience, nor is it something people will keep for very long. And you can see that's whats happening with this show. Morever even if they had access to Silmarillion lore, I doubt they'd have done anything exceptional, see what we're seeing. ChatGPT generated dialogue.
Salutations bug munchers, here are the previous episodes:
Episode 1 - th-cam.com/video/TRoCuLHpHi0/w-d-xo.html
Episode 2&3 - th-cam.com/video/jQIKLgkAqwk/w-d-xo.html
Episode 4 - th-cam.com/video/pR55stO05vw/w-d-xo.html
Episode 5 - th-cam.com/video/VROvCxjS5BM/w-d-xo.html
Two and a half Orc's.
3 Orc's and a baby.
CSI-Mordor.
The O-Team.
Battlestar Orc's Galactica.
Team Mordor Middle Earth police.
Soylent Green Orc's.
The Goonie Orc's.
2001 a Orc's Odyssey.
Lone Wolf McOrcs...
The Good the bad and the Ugly Orc's.
Band of Orc's.
Field of Orc's.
Good to see the other guys in the circlejer.. circle are appreciating and including you! :) du kleiner Insektenfresser :D
Whole LotR love ❤
Tolkien disagreed with you about orcs.
I did found out there is a school for Orcs. Its called Uruk High.
This guy read the books, a rarity!
Excellent .
😂😂😂😂
Fast Times at Uruk High?
Well played 🥇
No Country for Orc Men
Oh that is money
🤣🤣😭
I find this comment funny
They would take our jobs, just like those pesky efls.
You are racist
Crouching Orc, Hidden balrog
Many that get aired deserve cancellation. And some that get cancelled deserve to be aired. Can you give it to them?
😂😂👌
Gold 😂😂
Gangs of New Orc
Halbrand is Sauron?????? Well luckily we haven't seen him in a while. This Annatar fellow seems trustworthy enough.
I mean READ MY MIND!
His wig may looks a little off though
I know, he’s not even wearing glasses like Clark Kent 😤
Raiders of the Lost Orc
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner!
The Orcshank Redemption.
I think this one may be the best
Red was here
Orc shank. Ouch.
I love this one😂
Shipping Galadriel and Sauron is like a WW2 movie shipping Queen Elizabeth II and Adolph Hitler.
Thankfully, Hitler wasn't tall, dark, and handsome, or things might have been different.
The Orcolyte, great star wars tv show, can't wait for season 2
Bahahaha 😂😂😂
Heheh, with an orc as thirst trap, I love it!
I don't care what they tell you in school - Cleopatra was Orc!
Cleopatrorc. Pharoah of Isengard
As a German, that intro made me chuckle.
Wo sind meine Insektenfresser???🤭😜
Not a German, but it still made me exhale sharply through my nose.
Impossible! We have no humor
Läuft jungs und mädels.
Thank y'all for pointing out to me what the heck it meant.
Orc back mountain
12 years an Orc
To Kill a Morckingbird
The Scent of an Orc
'Dr. Orclove: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Horde'
“Who’s snoring?” That would be anyone watching the show.
I think that's what they call modern meta humor
3 Orcs and a Baby
Orcs Just Want to Have Fun
That's a song.
@@eddieford9373 And a movie from teh 80's.
Two orcs and one chalice.
Lol 😂
More canon than 2 girls
"The Orcfather"
2 orc 2 furious
The Jorker 2: Folly à Durin
Joan of Orc?
Orc-Fu Hustle?
Orcenheimer?
Don't get me going, I'll do this all day 😆
Orcenhiemer was clever I like that
The Orc, the Witch and the Wardrobe
please do
@@morthim When Orcy met Sally? 😆
@@morthim Sisterhood of the traveling Orcs.
Mr. Hollands Orcus
Ok I gotta stop, I'm at work at they keep popping in my head Lol
One flew over the orc's hut
Orcs in space - ending each epsiode with "Tune in next time when we ask the question why did you tune in this time to Orcs in Space"
To answer your question, I'm partial to "Sleepless in Mordor." But may I say, you adding Joe Biden incoherent speech over Celebrimbor had me wheezing. I thank you, though my lungs may not.
That Bidenbrimbor moment was the funniest thing I've seen all week.
The joke starts at 4:28 for those interested 😂
Home is where the orc is
'Honey, I shrunk the orcs!'
A clorcwork orange
orcange?
Clockworc
Orcenheimer
Orc in Boots
Orcatar
Orcatar 2: The Way of Uruk-hai
Orcatar 👍
The Silence of the Orcs
The orcs remind me of the two stupid pirates from pirates of the Caribbean
The theives in Home Alone.
The two Muggers from VLDL's Epic NPC Man series.
How to lose an orc in 10 days
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Orcs.
Orc, stock and two smoking Balrogs
With Vinnie Jones…ha would nail it!
@@Alph413 As one of the smoking Orcs. After a strong whiff of Cannabis, he would be yelling: "I'm the f*ng Juggernaut, B*tch!"
It was awesome having you on the Open Bar panel.
"The Orc Who Loved Me"
Orctapussy
Austin Orcs: The Orc Who Shagged Me
I hope when this show ends orcs and all other races live happy together and Galadriel marries Sauron for the ultimate diverse ending, who cares about lore anyway...
At this point just embrace the absurdity
The Orc, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Those two orcs sound like characters from a Monty Python sketch.
Tinker, tailor, soldier, orc
Orcnado
I would not say that she has been unable to express any emotion prior to this. She’s been pretty good at showing contempt.
Brooding, smug, and sociopathic.
@@aleksander8497Add narcissistic to that list.
The Big LebORCski. The orc abides. Orcer, his orcness or el orcerino if your not into the whole brevity thing.
I see there's a dudeist priest over here!👏
'My Big Fat Orc Wedding'
Just applauding your channel. I haven’t watched ROP this year. No intention to do so. As a result I’ve not followed much of the TH-cam channels reviewing season 2. But I remember your reviews from season 1. Entertaining videos. Caught this one today. Keep up the witty reviews. Thanks.
12 angry orcs, clockwork orcange, orctopia etc.
"No matter how dog the moon barks at the much bring down can it the not"
This passage is the closest to orcs wanting free from Sauron..
‘No, I don’t know,’ said Gorbag’s voice. ‘The messages go through quicker than anything could fly, as a rule. But I don’t enquire how it’s done. Safest not to. Grr! Those Nazgûl give me the creeps. And they skin the body off you as soon as look at you, and leave you all cold in the dark on the other side. But He likes ’em; they’re His favourites nowadays, so it’s no use grumbling. I tell you, it’s no game serving down in the city.’
‘You should try being up here with Shelob for company,’ said Shagrat.
‘I’d like to try somewhere where there’s none of ’em. But the war’s on now, and when that’s over things may be easier.’
‘It’s going well, they say.’
‘They would,’ grunted Gorbag. ‘We’ll see. But anyway, if it does go well, there should be a lot more room. What d’you say? - if we get a chance, you and me’ll slip off and set up somewhere on our own with a few trusty lads, somewhere where there’s good loot nice and handy, and no big bosses.’
‘Ah!’ said Shagrat. ‘Like old times.’
‘Yes,’ said Gorbag. ‘But don’t count on it. I’m not easy in my mind. As I said, the Big Bosses, ay,’ his voice sank almost to a whisper, ‘ay, even the Biggest, can make mistakes. Something nearly slipped, you say. I say, something has slipped. And we’ve got to look out. Always the poor Uruks to put slips right, and small thanks. But don’t forget: the enemies don’t love us any more than they love Him, and if they get topsides on Him, we’re done too.’
- The Two Towers, book IV, chapter 10 - 'The Choices of Master Samwise.'
Passion of the Orc
20,000 Orcs Under the Knee
FYI, orcs did talk about deserting Sauron in the books, only not so they could live in peace with their women and children, but to raid villages and do orc stuff as much as they wanted
I didnt watch "Rings of horror", but these videos are so fun!! Thank u for making my night shifts more fun!!
"I know Halbrand is Sauron."
"So.... what are we going to do?"
"We're going to march on Eregion, like he told me to do."
"What? That's absurd That's part of his plan!"
"Yeah, but since I know he's Sauron it'll work in my favor."
The Orc Who Shagged Me
"The Orcess bride"
Saubrand the lightdarkish Lord of happy little coinscidences
Saubrand the dove-gray Lord
Those Magnificent Orcs in their Flying Machines
"It's not just where we live it's our home" is the new "THE SEA IS ALWAYS RIGHT"
''Raiders of The Lost Orc''
''Orc of Wolf Street''
Jurassic Orc
Orc's on a Plane
The Orc Lewbowski.
''Legally Orc''
The Wizard of Orcs: they just wanna go home
The Orc, the Orc and the Orc'y
Narnia: the warg, the orc and the wardrobe
Morcbius
Thorc: Ragnarorc
Lord of the the rings: The fellowship of the orc
The good, the bad and the Orcly
''Shrek's Cousin: The Orc Next Door''
I got 99 problems, but an Orc ain't one
Dude, south asian Rod Stewart & Karl Marks have me in tears 😂😂😂😂
The Orc Of The Flies
my mate is talking about how much he loves the show and how its getting better and better and i dont have the heart to say what i think LOL
Who does he ship?
Time to find a better one...
Get your friend help immediately friends don't let friends watch rings of power
Ask questions like "hey why was there an anvil in the ceiling". Or "how did they survive falling out of the sky?". Or "how did they survive a volcano to the face?". Or "she's been trying to kill him for a thousand years and everybody's shipping them". Or "so why does it keep losing viewers".
@DD-zh4by he does, but you dont have to believe me i literally do not care
Forrest Orc
Better Call Orc
Thats literally what I just wanted to write 😮
@@lenartceferin hahaha... I was surprised it wasn't already posted. 😁
How I met your orcmother
How I Orc'd Your Mother
How i orc your mother
Orcs de Triomphe!
Jonny calling me an Insektenfresser wasnt something i expected
As someone who grew up with LotR I can't stop grinning about the Orc-puns. As someone, who's playing Shadowrun for 25+ years this sounds terribly like a Humanis Policlub podcast...
''Orcula: Vampire’s Worst Nightmare''
Pippy Orc Stockings
Does anyone else think it is odd that Numenor, an island nation, allows a Kracken like monster to live apprantly just off shore? They have allowed it to live there for such a long period of time that they even have trials that have people being fed to it to prove guilt. What if it decides not to wait for a trail to get fed and to, I don't know, attack a boat?
The Sea is always right.
The Hunt for the Red Orctober
The last Orc in Paris
The Orc Identity
Oh, Orc, where art thou
R-Orc-tatuille
No country for old Orcs
I could go on, this is fun…
Morforc Clark and the dial of dismality, in theatres this autumn
I watch these videos instead of Rings of Power. Much more entertaining.
''Once Upon a Time in Moria''
28 Orcs Later
Orc, Actually
Good Orc Hunting
Honey, I Shrunk The Orcs
The Orc Who Loved Me
The Stepforc Wives
For the orc desertes, to be honest, the book as well implies that orcs aren't that happy making war under Sauron, though it's less that "we're pacifists" and more like "Screw that guy that sends up against the all-powerful Elves and Numenoreans, let's find some place with less warlike people to raid!"
Orchestral maneuvers in the dark. OMD.
"If you orc, don't orc now..."
A Rangs of Poo-er musical, "Orc-lahoma"
Crouching Uruk, Hidden Orc
Don't be a menace to South Central whilst drinking your juice with an Orc.
My entire argument for this series is that it shouldn't exist. People keep saying that we don't have a leg to stand on because the showrunners are working off what lore they had access to, and the rest they're filling in with whatever they can, so we can't argue it doesn't follow the books. Well amazon shouldn't have tried to make this if that was the case. It's like building a car with half an instruction manual and half the parts. It may drive, but it isn't a driving experience, nor is it something people will keep for very long. And you can see that's whats happening with this show. Morever even if they had access to Silmarillion lore, I doubt they'd have done anything exceptional, see what we're seeing. ChatGPT generated dialogue.
The Orc Who Knew Too Much
The Old Man (Waldreg) and the Orc