I love how whenever Jack is being productive or trying to actually do something he talks to Dan, and when he wants to goof around he is like "where is Kevin?" ahaha
dan: *puts headphones back on* sean: dirt tastes great kevin: that's a good sign dan: *immediately removes headphones again and continues drinking* I was fucking wheezing this stream is pure gold
-5 men enter your farm complex -muttering and yelling about potatoes and famine in a nigh incomprehensible mess of Irish accents -buy all the wrong equipment -tear apart multiple fields -gets all their equipment somehow stuck in a tunnel multiple times -leaves a tractor parked in the middle of a poorly planted field -harvests during a snow -dumps crop behind a restaurant -resells all their equipment -refuses to elaborate further
It's like a high school group project simulator. RT doing all the work while Jack and Kevin goof off and Nogla broods about Jack and Kevin goofing off, while goofing off in his own way but pretending to be doing work.
The highlight of this stream for me was each time Daniel facepalmed, looked confused or went straight for the alcohol from every questionable sentence the lads said
Even Dan, with a virtual death count somewhere between the high thousands and the millions, has standards on what can and can't be said when you're on a potato farm just trying to grow some crops, but the tractor is wedged in the goddamn tunnel *_AGAIN._*
The moments I remember: "Just start planting- no I don't think that's how it works" The smooth drift into the parking space to buy more tractors "Ground people/dugtrio" Also they tore up perfectly good potatoes to plant more in an empty field
The funny bit is they started harvesting but either it wasn't going fast enough or something so they thought they were harvesting weeds/flowers so they stopped and just started tilling the potatoes.
Finally more of the Lads content! The utter chaos is always so much fun. Nogla you weren't wrong about the Americans killing all the buffalos either, but we don't talk about that
The buffalo thing is misleading there are plenty of buffalo left, but almost all of them are mix breeds with some percentage of domestic cattle DNA. Domestic cows often grazed on the same land as buffalo herds.
Can I just say I appreciate how organized Dan's schedule and all his channels are. It's so nice he adds the Irish flag to all the lads collabs' thumbnails, it's so easy to notice them. Also how he has all of them in a playlist. And how he edits his streams and uploads the vids in just a few days. I just appreciate him okay 😊
"Daithi, you have the forklift, can you bring me potato seeds?" - Daithi and the forklift end up being wedged sideways under a bridge. This is Irish perfection.
okay I just saw Daithi switched vehicles and wedged the tractor. I thought he was too confused to find his way to the potatoes but he was extremely confused I guess!
I have been playing farming simulator religiously for around 8 years and 1000s of hours, I know every single thing there is to know about the game including making mods and this video of you guys attempting it for he first time has given me a brain aneurysm
14:56 the look and nod RT gives in that moment threw me back in time to the first time I'd ever been on gas and air in the back of an ambulance, where I was bubbling pure shite, and the nurse just kept nodding at whatever I was saying with these wide "I have to deal with this shit daily" eyes. Good times.
Oh I got another joke in me. Possibly offensive. “The Scottish are just a more agitated Irishman. Case and point their National plant is the Thistle presumably because it’s the only plant that can pierce an Englishman’s throat.”
@@FrostReave Danny Bhoy has a great bit about the scottish national flower. "No sir, that's a weed, we were about to throw it out." -"What, free?" "You don't want it, it's wreaking havoc in the rose garden." -"The rose garden? We'll take the lot, thank you!"
I remember just joining half the way through the stream where they just got a tractor stuck in a tunnel, I genuinely thought it was a fever dream but apparently they actually played it
16:27 is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long, when it slowly zoomed in on Dan being like “you didn’t, lads..” and then cut to the tractor stuck in the tunnel I lost my mind
With really bad information? Yeah, it's one way. First, the animal in question is bison, not buffalo. Second, the population estimate was 500 thousand back in 2017 and has gone up since then. They aren't extinct. They aren't even vulnerable anymore.
Don't forget that it was all a targeted extinction. The Natives in the area heavily relied on the Bison. Destroy the Bison, and you just undermined the large swathes of the population.
I’ve never been more frustrated than watching RT make a genuine effort to just plant the fucking field and everybody else consistently fucking with him
"Can one of us figure out how to help Kevin?" "I don't think anyone can help Kevin." I don't think anyone of you can help yourselves. Edit: I stand corrected.
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.
I love how Terrorizer was parked right in the way and not moving as Dan is trying his level best to plant some potatoes, and he calls Dan the idiot hahahahaha
You don't understand, Dan. I *WILL* watch more of this. I've watch Hat Films muck about in Farming Sim for a long long time. I'll watch you lads absolutely do more of this. A series on this (if the Lads are up for it) would be awesome to watch.
Honestly, the irish lads messing around with minecraft mods would be hilarious. The absolute chaos that mods can cause combined with their arguing would be so entertaining.
You were all joking at the end about going to return broken stuff, but you'd be surprised how often I had to actually deal with that at retail customer service. (and how often the managers accepted broken returns.)
The stardew valley music made me think that the Irish lads should play stardew multiplayer. During the first month you can plant potatoes so that might be an incentive
so glad all five of the lads came back, ive missed their collective chaos!! this stream was absolutely hilarious! i can't wait for more lad streams! (now that we know abt the .doc there's no going back heheh!!)
i love how different this stream becomes depending on whose perspective you watch. i usually watch kevin for all the chaos but seeing dan just sitting there drinking as everything was going wrong was golden
0:22 context: in an attempt to get the Native Americans to rely on the US government (and for other reasons relating to the US and Native Americans) there was a mass killing of buffalo, which the Plains Indians relied on for nearly everything (such as food, tools, etc.). This is often referred to as the destruction of the buffalo and resulted in only ~85 buffalo being left in all of what is currently the US.
Farmer: Aw what a lovely winter night. Sees the Irish lads yelling and attempting to farm in the middle of the night, all while getting multiple farming equipment rammed and stuck. Farmer: ... There's still time to move to the city.
Fun fact: "Luck of the Irish" used to be an insult, the whole phrase used to be "Only by sheer dumb luck could such a people(the Irish) continue to exist and prosper." Seeing these lads try to run a potato farm, I could see the angle of that saying.
There'll be no second famine on our watch!
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Yes
Lawn mowing simulator...play it...
Boop
You sure about that? 😏
Ok
This shit was a fever dream
I'd say it was a fever nightmare.
What kind of drugs did you take before this nightmare happened?
It was beautiful
@@dragcomania7220 yes.
It's not a dream Nogla! Get out of the tunnel!
Kevin would jump off a cliff and the lads would follow without hesitation. Not without question, but without hesitation nonetheless.
Why is this so true tho
"Kevin what are you doing don't jump off a cliff. " While he's already falling off
@@justanotheranimeprofilepic "Where are we going Kevin? Why are we jumping off a cliff?"
"I wanted to see what's at the bottom"
He is a military genius after all.
"Kevin what the feck are ya doin"
"Im jumping off a feckin cliff daithi"
"Oh aye I'll go wit ya"
You would think that a farming simulator wouldn’t be that painful in multiplayer, because there’s no death.
You’d be wrong.
Honestly, it would probably be less painful if death was there
Debatably worse because that just means there's no mercy of death
especially when Kevin is involved
There may be no deaths, but there’s definitely debts.
Death would probably be less painful than being in a constant state of frustration
I love how whenever Jack is being productive or trying to actually do something he talks to Dan, and when he wants to goof around he is like "where is Kevin?" ahaha
5:20 And I also love how proudly he exclaims "I did it Dan!" and Dan is just being all supportive "That's great!" 😄
"The Blight is comin' back!"
*All Hell immediately breaks loose among the Irish Lads*
Timestamp 19:46
every Irishma has the famine trauma built in their DNA
@@Mr.Bimgus I appreciate you
that one famine that killed 78% of the irish population....
dan: *puts headphones back on*
sean: dirt tastes great
kevin: that's a good sign
dan: *immediately removes headphones again and continues drinking*
I was fucking wheezing this stream is pure gold
15:09
my favorite part was when Dan escaped without saying anything to refill his drink amongst the chaos
and the fact that none of the other lads seemed to notice as well
I wouldn'y blame him if he turned to alcoholism.
He comes back briefly just to hear "dirt tastes great" and he immediately puts the headphones back down
@@Dinnyeify he's like "What did I come in to? "
@@Dinnyeify I love the way he listens a little for context and after the reply he is just done
The Lads: *Trying to figure out how to plant potatoes*
Dan: *Trying to become a Timelord*
kills time
1st level wizard vs 20th level wizard.
@@davidhollowelljr949 It's a Doctor Who thing.
The laws of time are mine!
@@minimalgrammar1276 I'm aware. My joke was a DnD thing.
RT: "Kevin, we trusted you!"
Entire audience: That was your first mistake.
It’s not about the destination, but the potatoes we made along the way.
but this was more mashed or better crashed potatoes.
And the foreskins they peeled along the way
-5 men enter your farm complex
-muttering and yelling about potatoes and famine in a nigh incomprehensible mess of Irish accents
-buy all the wrong equipment
-tear apart multiple fields
-gets all their equipment somehow stuck in a tunnel multiple times
-leaves a tractor parked in the middle of a poorly planted field
-harvests during a snow
-dumps crop behind a restaurant
-resells all their equipment
-refuses to elaborate further
-Loses half of their money
-Based.
The irish lads have found the solution to the famine
Next thing they find is a solution to World Hunger
@@M4SKED2001 we know that one already, eat the rich
The true answer all along was doubling down on the potatoes
@@khajiithaswares4147 That is just gonna lead to an economic worldwide downfall and even more hunger but you do you
Yes because there were no British this time exporting all the food.
For a sentence that started with “I turned on my seeder” I’m surprised how tame the following conversation was
Seeder? Damn near killed 'er!
@@blarg2429 hardly know 'er
It's like a high school group project simulator. RT doing all the work while Jack and Kevin goof off and Nogla broods about Jack and Kevin goofing off, while goofing off in his own way but pretending to be doing work.
Brian?
@@redstonecat1232 Much like all Brian's, he's there. That is all.
@@oscarpines7927 To be honest, I can't tell Sean and Brian's voices apart anway, so I just assume it's Sean talking every time.
@@kenjutsukata1o1 yeah it took me a good while to be able to tell them apart LMAO
Brian’s having an existential crisis in the field trying to actually farm
The highlight of this stream for me was each time Daniel facepalmed, looked confused or went straight for the alcohol from every questionable sentence the lads said
Even Dan, with a virtual death count somewhere between the high thousands and the millions, has standards on what can and can't be said when you're on a potato farm just trying to grow some crops, but the tractor is wedged in the goddamn tunnel *_AGAIN._*
The moments I remember:
"Just start planting- no I don't think that's how it works"
The smooth drift into the parking space to buy more tractors
"Ground people/dugtrio"
Also they tore up perfectly good potatoes to plant more in an empty field
The funny bit is they started harvesting but either it wasn't going fast enough or something so they thought they were harvesting weeds/flowers so they stopped and just started tilling the potatoes.
"I'm trying to buy land but can you put your foreskin away!"
RtGame, 2022
😭
I saw this comment as he was saying it
“Dirt tastes great”
-Jacksepticeye
fun fact: my mother walked in on this EXACT moment
Finally more of the Lads content!
The utter chaos is always so much fun.
Nogla you weren't wrong about the Americans killing all the buffalos either, but we don't talk about that
We also don't talk about Bruno.
@@ryaku5 no no no
I mean, almost no one talks about the European buffalo and the near extinction it went through.
I mean, we do technically still have buffalo.
The buffalo thing is misleading there are plenty of buffalo left, but almost all of them are mix breeds with some percentage of domestic cattle DNA. Domestic cows often grazed on the same land as buffalo herds.
"i thought the americans killed all the buffalo" .... "-the tractors"
w e l l that's one way to leave the conversation. a real farmer man
Nogla wasn't even wrong about the buffaloes either
@@faeh135 We didn’t kill all the buffalo, we simply killed most of them. It’s no genocide if the species survives.
@@samreid6010 well the Americans killed buffaloes to the brink of extinction
@@samreid6010 also it is still genocide
@@samreid6010 It’s very much still a genocide if some of them survive
You would think Farming Simulator would be a chill time until you realize "co-op' exists where your friends are the stressful part of the game
Stardew Valley Co-op: Chill
This game co-op: C H A O S
The lads are going to relive the great potato famine
Can I just say I appreciate how organized Dan's schedule and all his channels are. It's so nice he adds the Irish flag to all the lads collabs' thumbnails, it's so easy to notice them. Also how he has all of them in a playlist. And how he edits his streams and uploads the vids in just a few days. I just appreciate him okay 😊
"Daithi, you have the forklift, can you bring me potato seeds?" - Daithi and the forklift end up being wedged sideways under a bridge.
This is Irish perfection.
okay I just saw Daithi switched vehicles and wedged the tractor. I thought he was too confused to find his way to the potatoes but he was extremely confused I guess!
@@xxMaro92xx Jack actually got the tractor stuck, Daithi just jumped in to try to fix it.
I have been playing farming simulator religiously for around 8 years and 1000s of hours, I know every single thing there is to know about the game including making mods and this video of you guys attempting it for he first time has given me a brain aneurysm
As an actual farmer I can agree with you, I'm surprised I didn't have a heart attack during this!
I am not a farmer nor do I play this game but I can also agree with you. I can very much tell that this is not how you're supposed to play the game
@@pluto3194 the only part of it they did very accuratly was where they lost half of the money they started with 😂
Well they did better than last time, when RT spent almost $1 million using the terraforming tool to build a dirt pillar to build limit.
That’s how it is when watching literally anyone playing a game you played for hours for the first time
14:56 the look and nod RT gives in that moment threw me back in time to the first time I'd ever been on gas and air in the back of an ambulance, where I was bubbling pure shite, and the nurse just kept nodding at whatever I was saying with these wide "I have to deal with this shit daily" eyes.
Good times.
I can now see why Ireland had such severe famines in its history.
Funniest shit I've read in a while
Because the British were exporting all of our food?
@@CraicDealer no because the five irish farmers were too busy getting tractors stuck under a tiny bridge
Oh I got another joke in me. Possibly offensive.
“The Scottish are just a more agitated Irishman. Case and point their National plant is the Thistle presumably because it’s the only plant that can pierce an Englishman’s throat.”
@@FrostReave Danny Bhoy has a great bit about the scottish national flower.
"No sir, that's a weed, we were about to throw it out."
-"What, free?"
"You don't want it, it's wreaking havoc in the rose garden."
-"The rose garden? We'll take the lot, thank you!"
I remember just joining half the way through the stream where they just got a tractor stuck in a tunnel, I genuinely thought it was a fever dream but apparently they actually played it
The Irish Lads are the type of lads that will crash the Potato Stock Market and erect another Dublin Spire for the funnies
Thats the best kind of lads
So the other farming game video?
16:27 is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long, when it slowly zoomed in on Dan being like “you didn’t, lads..” and then cut to the tractor stuck in the tunnel I lost my mind
"I though the Americans killed all the buffalos?"
well thats ONE way to start a video about FARMING
With really bad information? Yeah, it's one way. First, the animal in question is bison, not buffalo. Second, the population estimate was 500 thousand back in 2017 and has gone up since then. They aren't extinct. They aren't even vulnerable anymore.
@@ImminDragon love how everyone got all defensive about it in the chat
@@ImminDragon found the touchy american
@@ImminDragon okay and? It was a silly joke that wasn’t meant to be taken seriously mate
Don't forget that it was all a targeted extinction. The Natives in the area heavily relied on the Bison. Destroy the Bison, and you just undermined the large swathes of the population.
The Irish lads have returned to their natural habitat.
15:09 RT: *puts back on his headphones*
Sean: D i r t t a s t e s g r e a t
RT: *takes back off his headphones and grabs more alcohol*
Having watched the whole stream, it's honestly surprising how much and yet how little y'all accomplished but it was a hell of a ride regardless!
i really appreciate how literally everything went wrong within the first 5 minutes of the video
I’ve never been more frustrated than watching RT make a genuine effort to just plant the fucking field and everybody else consistently fucking with him
How is everyone EXCEPT Dan this bad at Farming Simulator
Kevin didn't do anything this time except the bridge people thing
@@samt3412 He's played the game before, that might be why.
so true
To be fair this game is EXTREMELY boring content wise so they have to screw around
RT sounds so distressed over his potato field, I'm wheezing
This was so funny. The sudden cut to Nogla in the sideways tractor had me cracking up
not even a minute in and they've already came up with the best format ever.
Introducing: "Irish lads just chatting in a field"
10/10 would watch
Dan is like the mild-mannered dad of four manic children and I love it
Dan: * *starts paying back loan* *
Other Lads: * *anguished Irish noises* *
I'm glad St. Patrick's Day is only once a year. There is only so much chaos that I think we can take.
"Can one of us figure out how to help Kevin?"
"I don't think anyone can help Kevin."
I don't think anyone of you can help yourselves.
Edit: I stand corrected.
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.
I also enjoy seeing people eating my corn dog, but not in public.
@@SaitoGray oh no
@@SaitoGray coward
Losing my shit over unsolicited corn dogs
@@synphilia4776 whahaahahahaa!!!!
The potato farmer's biggest threat seems to be a single tunnel.
Every time they play games jack tries to do stuff, but Kevin corrupts him, and he ends up just messing with everything
"I'm trying to buy land, can you put your foreskin away!"
Dan I had some explaining to do to my parents
This video may as well be titled: “Dan becomes everyone else’s mother.”
I think that's every Irish lads video
And here we have the prequel to raft, what led to the lads being banished to the ocean.
13:05 I hope you all know there is an actual dating site called "farmers only"
they were in fact referring to that one, but misremembered the name
Watching the Lads from Dan's perspective reinforces the idea that he is the parent attempting to keep his Irish family under control.
I love how Terrorizer was parked right in the way and not moving as Dan is trying his level best to plant some potatoes, and he calls Dan the idiot hahahahaha
This is an accurate representation of farming in Ireland
There is something so funny about Jack jumping by in the dark like a cryptid at 16:20
Why is it everytime the Irish lads get together, Dan ends up becoming the dad of the group? 😆
Dan: puts headset on
Jack: dirt tastes great
Hearing the Stardew valley music makes me wonder if the lads would fare any better with two dimensional farming.
Well, unless they use mods, probably. But i can imagine them getting upset with someone staying outside in the middle of the night
You don't understand, Dan. I *WILL* watch more of this. I've watch Hat Films muck about in Farming Sim for a long long time. I'll watch you lads absolutely do more of this. A series on this (if the Lads are up for it) would be awesome to watch.
I swear this is just RT the mom trying to take care of 4 chaotic sons
And In the end he just gives up and starts drinking lol.
Honestly, the irish lads messing around with minecraft mods would be hilarious. The absolute chaos that mods can cause combined with their arguing would be so entertaining.
This was one of the most genuinely funny videos I've watched in a while
I was so stressed out on RT's behalf! The poor lad was trying so hard to make it all work!! 😆 I love the Irish lads, but they are so chaotic!!
Dan: "Ok I got to do something real quick--"
The rest of the Lads: "TO THE TUNNEL!"
You were all joking at the end about going to return broken stuff, but you'd be surprised how often I had to actually deal with that at retail customer service. (and how often the managers accepted broken returns.)
I really wanna see all of these Irish gremlins play Project Zomboid together lmfao
Honestly that's gonna be hilarious for sure 😂
The stardew valley music made me think that the Irish lads should play stardew multiplayer. During the first month you can plant potatoes so that might be an incentive
That ends on Day 4 with someone running naked into the mines with just a hoe, and somehow hitting the bottom.
so glad all five of the lads came back, ive missed their collective chaos!! this stream was absolutely hilarious! i can't wait for more lad streams! (now that we know abt the .doc there's no going back heheh!!)
I have a feeling Dan made the doc 2 years ago and none of the others looked at it 😅
If these lads are a good representative of the Irish people, I'm starting to understand how the potato famine happened
Dan pouring himself, what I assume to be a nice Irish Whiskey, while the boys are wreaking havoc is just a sight of beauty.
I wasn’t expecting to see a tunnel give birth to a tractor
"I'm going to go lift the sun into a different hemisphere so that the seasons change." Yeah, that'd work, I guess.
When the auto-generated subtitles read “Dan” as “dad” - well, you’re not completely wrong
7:28 The most accurate line of this video, "I'm surrounded by morons."
Dan: *buys tractor*
Irish Lads: *incoherent screaming and running to tractor*
As someone who lives In the Midwest ( of the USA ) I can confirm buffaloes still exist
I love that ive seen all of these people individually, so now this chaos is just hilarious
I rarely watch the streams but I caught this one and oh my god there was so much chaos
I love how they kept calling August the middle of winter
5:33 I think you put the seeds in the containers in the back and as you plow the field the seeds are deposited into the fresh soil.
I'll be honest, guys. I would watch/listen to the Lads chatting in a field for HOURS
The money lost was actually spent on alcohol so Dan could put up with everyone’s shit 😂
Dan riding into battle in his white pickup truck to rescue the lads is one of the best things I’ve seen this year
As someone who has worked on an actual farm watching RT and the lads struggle to even find the correct equipment is so fucking funny.
How the heck do you still constantly make such amazing and hilarious videos that I can't help but love with every upload
Great Video! *This is the best and most hilarious depiction of farming ever*
i love how different this stream becomes depending on whose perspective you watch. i usually watch kevin for all the chaos but seeing dan just sitting there drinking as everything was going wrong was golden
0:22 context: in an attempt to get the Native Americans to rely on the US government (and for other reasons relating to the US and Native Americans) there was a mass killing of buffalo, which the Plains Indians relied on for nearly everything (such as food, tools, etc.). This is often referred to as the destruction of the buffalo and resulted in only ~85 buffalo being left in all of what is currently the US.
as someone who plays this game nonstop, i want more of this
The Lads: whatever the fuck they've got going on
Dan: quietly sipping his drink
I love the contrast between the video and the happy calming stardew valley music on the background lol
I don't think I've ever seen Dan been bossy with the other lads and I am absolutely here for it
Farmer: Aw what a lovely winter night.
Sees the Irish lads yelling and attempting to farm in the middle of the night, all while getting multiple farming equipment rammed and stuck.
Farmer: ... There's still time to move to the city.
Always a good day when RT uploads
You could give these people an elementary school math problem and they would somehow end up burning the school down instead of solving it.
Fun fact: "Luck of the Irish" used to be an insult, the whole phrase used to be "Only by sheer dumb luck could such a people(the Irish) continue to exist and prosper."
Seeing these lads try to run a potato farm, I could see the angle of that saying.
“We HALVED the amount we started with!”
I mean…yeah, that’s farming in a nutshell.
As someone who comes from a farming family, this was mildly frustrating 😂
I know they all live in different places, but it would be so freaking funny to see the lads try an escape room together
I don't believe any of those men are Forklift Certified.
I remember this chaos from the stream. I was coming in and out of it and all the moments I saw made it into the highlights 😆