A Group Of Irish Youtubers Try To Colonize England in Crusader Kings 3 -Sponsored
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Terroriser: / thegamingterroriser
I can't wait to colonize England, its our turn damnit
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Pog
I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots
I've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit
When we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand
For we are the British Army, and we're here to take your land
Thanks I thought it came out tommorow never mind I watched the beginning again
I can help for real
argil i love that song
Roses are red
Regicide is treason
Dan tries to kill Kevin for literally no reason
Just a normal tuesday
Nice poem
Yep
S I L E N C E, B R A N D
hello game maker
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to treat her like a princess so I married her off to strengthen the alliance with France
Then she was beheaded
@@maximodubs4189 like a true French queen
^
Not till she produces a Male heir!
God knows how many attempts it must be made
Did you mistake this for England?
"I've a real disaster that's unfolding in Dublin; we've ran out of wine."
*general distress*
*Sad Irish noises*
Read this as soon he said it
At least it wasn’t the whiskey
@@Dean-nq8so I'm sorry to say, but whiskey isn't around for at least 300 years, what a dark times...
@@Ake-TL God help them all.
"Oh shite! Are we fighting each other?"
Irish history in a nutshell, folks.
The Brothers' War.mkv
Oh fer feck sakes, Johnny, would ye stop takin’ the feckin’ Mc Mahoney’s sheep!
I mean...this is basically the whole reason things went down as they did. Why go across the sea to fight someone when that bastard over there looks like he needs punched?
XD
You know it's good when RT walks in in a full king suit wielding a sword.
Funny Pan yes
But it's not a suit
Yeah, it gives off Bread Boys vibes.
Top quality RT with top quality cosplay
@@mangomediamc what about if it was a "suit of armour"
Imagine a world leader saying “oh no, I joined the wrong war”
Mexico almost walked into ww1 on the axis side. The us and Canada sent ambassadors to Mexico. Mexico was basically like oh shit, I’ll sit out....
@@saulteauxfirstnationsman5180 axis in ww1?
@@b0c4 I am not great with terminology but Mexico almost joined the faction Canada and USA were fighting. The faction that wanted Mexico to join wanted to start a new front in North America but Canada and USA told them to sit it out and watch.
Like Poland invading Czech Republic by mistake in 2020
@@marcinkrz3140 Ayo what? What's happening?
“I’m friends with king Richard”
“King Richard is dead!”
That's what being friends with RT would do
Dead
"The king is dead?"
" *always has been* "
@@Mothisgae SatBK in a nutshell.
"My Liege, the Irish are trying to invade us again"
"How do you know this?"
"Their whole island is on fire."
THE IMAGE I GOT IN MY HEAD-
@Aki-Rys P. Ahahaha! It’s just a whole island floating around like a boat and when they pass the people their at war with they just light the whole place on fire and glare menacingly at Them while waving their swords around and flipping them the bird!🤣🤣🤣
Basic Irish history: Rise against another power, fight amount themselves by accident or on purpose, get beaten, hate the power even more, drink away the stress, pop out more kids to keep the cycle going.
ah yes the newest Irish boy band: me myself and i and also me and myself
You mean Steven and the Stevens-
Me myself and i-i-i-i
I-I-I-I-I-
I NEED A HERO!
*Eye
But where's the second "I"?
@@residentfacehead3465 a surprise, but a welcome one
Two wrongs do make a right
more like 5 wrongs can't make anything right 🤣
H
why is this comment so low in the comments list?
If Algebra taught me anything, it's that a double negative makes a positive.
hey daithi boi
“Thanks for marrying my daughter Kevin, she’s like 7”
Ah yes, a normal Crusader Kings game
Things only Crusader Kings can say.
6:46 for the acknowledgement of a marriage between a firebug and a child
"Let's make a Celtic Union"
3 minutes later *Accidentally declared war with each other*
Celtic issues in a nutshell.
@Paddy234
I'm Mexican.
@Paddy234
Actually my ancestors are Totonacas from Papantla, Veracruz.
@Paddy234
I know. Don't worry. I'll mess.
@@mercianthane2503 tribal
The 4 provinces of ireland: Leinster, Connacht, Lappland and England
Perfectly balanced
As all things should be
Well they ain't counties.
They're duchies, each under a different land-holder.
@@Zaire82 bah
provinces*
As someone who has graduated with a history degree i can attest that every action in this is historically accurate.
Cant believe they dont taught about petty king ratboy in school...this is embarassing
Yeah, we all know Ireland fought back and invaded England instead /j /lh
I think the most historically accurate part was when multiple Irish armies were planning to fight England but then wound up fighting one another instead 😂
Ireland is just a cursed island
The saddest part is that part where you said you had a history degree
Imagine after several assasinations of the king you are finally his heir, but then suddenly his several month old child becomes the heir and stops you from becoming the new king of England
That's history baby!
Im sure a little bit of gold to the right maid or hunter could solve that problem
Sounds like Scar
And then the king is deposed, his kid becomes king, and then the KID is deposed and the ORIGINAL KING becomes KING AGAIN
@@Nat_the_Chicken Isn't that basically what happened with King Carol and King Michael out in Romania during WW2?
I love how this starts with the idea of changing history for Ireland but actually ends up basically playing out the same way it did in history
Are you telling me that Daniel doesn't only own suits
That's what he spent all his sponsor money on, clothes that's not a suit
I would argue that a nice robe and crown like that was the medieval equivalent of suits.
He also owns suits of armour
He also owns lots of shorts
he borrowed them off jesse don't worry
"they've got a unlimited williams" Holy shit RT This gave me so many giggles.
they didn't notice William III was deposed rather than killed
Y’alls accents go up by 500% when you’re with eachother
I believe that happens with all accents, especially the more pronounced and harder to understand ones like irish, scottish, australian and similar.
They're condescending the Irish
Part of being Irish is competing with other Irish people to be the most Irish. Normally my accent is quite soft but when I'm with other Irish people it's a stronger north cork accent
My dad’s northern accent gets so much stronger when he talks to my half-sister, who still lives in Newcastle. It’s pretty hilarious...
Y'all is not already plural?
RT: We ran out of wine
The Irish lads: Sounds of distress
Title should be: a man accidentally attacks his own countries in a desperate attempt to take england
Agreed.
🤣
Ah, Yes. The three personalities.
*Friendly*
*Kind*
*Pregnant*
"My son who is 19 is marrying a 2 year old across the isle..."
FBI: *hmmm interesting*
Also “Kevin, thanks for marrying my child, who’s 7”
@Abraham Lincoln Across time as well.
Just classic crusader kings lol
Abraham Lincoln Shit this is what we get for invading half the planet! Someone resurrect Victoria!
aint it just an engagement till the baby turns into a babe?
the irish: we're going to team up and defeat england
also the irish: we're going to fight each other until we die
great historical reenactment guys!
I love how all of them have different views, but agree on wanting to invade England
Well ... I guess England’s right next to Ireland so if the Irish were thinking of invading somewhere their neighbours big old house is high on the list . 😅
Thanks for the amazing inquiry Rommel.
@@Valencetheshireman927 And, also because England invaded and colonised us? XD
Rule Britannia
@Erin S You're welcome.
I like Brian's philosophy of "things are going bad, I might marry into the French"
I can’t believe RT killed Plumbella first in his retaking of England. It was inevitable, but still quite shocking
It was the only way for him to retake the six counties 😂
"Who's this at my land!"
"It's me, I'm just coming through, I wanna go to the Isle Of Man!"
*angrily* "Wh-Duh-Ch-You're just walkin' all over the place!"
Realistic medieval political roleplay
"Ok boys, I just declared war on somebody-*OHWAITASECOND!* oh, *fuck!"*
There are two types of people,
The Irish and The Enemy.
I just wanna say this comment made me laugh out loud at work and now I’m being judged by customers
@@gwilikers343 Why are you reading a TH-cam comments section at work if you have to interact with customers for your job? I mean, it's RTGame, I know, but I'm a little worried you're gonna get yourself fired.
can't remember how that one joke went, something like " Scots are enemy with everyone, including scots"
Wait wouldn't that mean there's one type of person, as even the Irish are the enemy?
James Vann
Wait, it’s all enemies?
Always has been
Is NOBODY talking about how Dan got syphilis ingame?
"The fire in my groin was growing so strong I had to excuse myself to my chambers to scratch mysel-"
"Dan can ya please talk about the game!"
14:28 "No, don't kill the Queen! She's my wife!"
He's only _mildly_ bothered by the prospect of his wife potentially being murdered.
You haven't played ckII have you
Give it a year, he'll want to murder her too.
@@cibo889 Henry VIII was ultimate gamer
Macbeth
"King Robert likes me!"
"King Robert is dead!"
"You can't sell his children!"
The Irish Lads: *sweats profusely*
*Nuns have left the chat*
A Modest Proposal.
"A bucket of rats goes a long way."
Words to live by.
All of Nogla’s gameplay is just “OHHH NOOOOO I MADE A MISTAKE”
it must really suck being one of his citizens
@@connorradcliffe1769 it's never dull in Noglasgow.
Having watched the vanoss gaming videos nogla is in, This is true.
“Violence isn’t the answer!”
“Your right, it’s the question.”
[unsheathes sword]
“AND THE ANSWER IS YES!”
Just Kevin saying "I am 6th in line for the king of England" was perfect.
I never heard people more happy after starting a war
Obviously you’ve never heard of George W Bush
@@sashimiroll5055 Yeah that was pretty crude of him...
LBandCOOLJ did you just.....
*Respect.*
May I introduce you to Viking history?
@@nojatha4637 Viking Raiders weren't exactly an army, though. Well, for all their formalism, the Roman legions were just as violent so maybe that doesn't matter.
RT: I ran out of wine
*sympathetic Irish noises*
It's videos like this that make me less and less convinced that Ireland is a real place, filled with real people.
I do love how they all planned to invade england but ended up in a civil war
13:41
“They’ve got unlimited William’s.”
So what you’re saying is that England really likes Willies?
"YES! KING WILLIAM IS DEAD!" Is probably one of the best phrases I've heard
Can't wait for the mod that'll add the Spire as a special building
Saying "Ah, we'll be fine! We'll raise the army!" in response to overwhelming numbers in Britain is way too historically accurate.
“He fuckin survived a siege and a war!”
Funniest crap I’ve ever seen
Kevin's playstyle is actually how he killed and married into being a franchise owner at 19.
This is the best intro I've ever seen in my life, thank you Mr. Raniel Taniel my eyes have been blessed, my day is no longer horrible and my crops have been watered
Raniel Tondren
The English watching the Irish over the border:
"they are fighting eachother again" *sips tea*
“I upgraded all my lifestyle choices to be better at murder.”
Lots of fibre helps.
"Marry into Scotland!"
"Marry them and then MURDER THEM LIKE IN GAME OF THRONES."
The Dal Riatta & Picts have entered the chat.
England: Colonizes Ireland
Ireland: *Reverse uno card*
England: *Wait that's illegal*
@@Thatnerddavid I rejected your reality and substitute my own!
Wales: caught in crossfire.
@@oxybe I. Ion! K
First Nations people of North America: *can we join this game* lol
The one thing I got from this; A bucket of rats will solve most disputes.
"Maybe I'll be Munster"
"I'm already Munster"
*"No, you have to be DESMOND, thats where Cork is!"*
"No!"
*"YES!"*
@@galactic-hamster7043 THAT'S WHERE YOU ARRRRREEE KEVIN!
"We ran out of wine."
Just drink the whiskey then.
That's what a person said that queen Marie Antoinette said that she probably did not say but we still don't know for sure but the historians have said something like that-
A literal ad, you say?
Oh no it wasn’t.
You bamboozled me.
Tricked me.
:(
“Can’t sell his children, no one will want them.”
“Ops did I just do a war” this is all that happened in the start
I mean, isn't that just Europe in general? My country (Poland) recently invaded Czechia by accident. It just kinda happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@alien5520 I'd still rather that than US politics
In any video with Daniel and Kevin, you are 100% guaranteed to hear Daniel say, "Oh no, Kevin!" at least once.
Please play more. I need you to be a Blind One-legged Swedish Buddhist in Egypt
Cry0genic Nah, just your typical late-game in the Crusader Kings franchise.
Alternate Title: Irish lads accidentally repeat Irish history in-game
That was the most accurate representation of Irish political history I've ever seen!
This is like a comedy show. They all started off with the goal of conquering England, but then inevitably found themselves fighting amongst themselves.
2:49 running out of wine is bad but the real disaster is running out of Ale.
9:36 "There's a new king, let's kill him next!"
Hits different today 🤣🤣
1:31 "Marry them and then murder them like in Game of Trons"
"shite are we fighting each other?" The single most Irish thing/statement in the world.
The intro made me think "the return of the king"
Kevin: Can I have some?
Dan: Kevin you don't need money
Kevin: Give.
The fact that Sean was so excited to kill the 6 year old queen of England 😂
Daniel...I don’t know how you do it, but every video and stream I watch makes me love your channel even more...keep up the amazing work, we will support you until the heat death of the universe!
I made sure to blast “Come out Ye Black and Tans” and “Wearing of the Green” in the background while watching this.
It really set the mood.
"Satan must've been eager for his company."
"HE WAS ONE!"
Finally a game that Kevin is really good at 😂
"He's like the rich powerful friend."
So RT is the Vanoss of The Irish Lads
this is more hilarious since of course, terroriser and Nogla is in this vid.
The British doing British things
RT Games: ERIN GO BRAGH!
In Irish it is pronounced erin but it isn't spelt like that it means Ireland in Irish
*Éirinn go brách
Less than a minute in and everyone’s already screaming at King Kevin
RT: "No, I'm a serial killer, I hate modern medicine"
RT: "Declared war on Earl AED"
He truly does hate doctors to the point of destroying AEDs
I started watching this drinking a glass of sparkling water.
Now I have a pint o' Guinness in me hand and I dunno where it came from.
Me, A Brit not knowing whether to be happy or not: *confused screaming*
Me an Irishman gladdened by ur distress *visual happiness*
It’s Nice to see the entirety of Ireland coming together for something
Jack sounds so irish when he is with the irish lads, like his accent just goes plus ultra!
8:14 that's the most disbelief voice I've ever heard out of Nogla.
Alternate title: A group of Irish youtubers kill the entire english royal family for 15 minutes straight
That moment when Daithi’s 3 year old son is more competent than Daithi himself
wow i can’t believe dan grew his hair out so much and dyed it blonde during lockdown you love to see it
Jesse must have requested it
I love this episode of Irish men yelling at each other
That intro nearly made me piss myself, it was way too funny to me.
I did not even realize Terrorizer was here until I looked in the description. I hear one big ball of Celtic yelling and nothing else.
Watching this session for the third time now and I'm still just as excited to get RT's perspective.
Hearing the Irish lads say why are there so many William when my own name is William got me confused and laughing
I love how you scr*w*d yourselves over more than you scr*w*d England over, lol.
Language
@@path.6455 Captain America?
@@mattevans4377 I understood that reference.
As an American, this is the most irish I have ever felt, and my ancestry doesnt even come from ireland...
Although it was probably contractual I would have preferred “I was sponsored to...” instead of AD in the title
Yeah
You will never be in charge of a childcare center. Thank you again for another classic and take care of yourself, Mate
We have:
The double agent
The raider
The one who dies
The murderer
2:49: "We ran out of wine" *All together* "Oh no"
The collab we never deserve, but always need! 😂🔥
*clicks on video*
"i'm ready to invade the UK"
me: wait wtf?
*pulls knife* "I'M READY TO INVADE"
me: *jumps out of chair* JESUS CHRIST
"call the army! Round up The Spiffing Brit!"
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