Its an over-reaction until banks start closing your bank account because they don't share yourr belief. You people do not understand how serious this is. If they are starting to do this now for the first time, where will it lead to?
'Distractions, reactions and culture wars correspondent !' Thank you for bringing much needed satire to this event. I thought I was tripping when Moggie used precious Parliamentary time to defend his mate Nigel. When there's talk of elitism, we should remember this public school boy reach-round.
Satire at it's finest. And that last line: "First they came for Nigel Farage and I did not speak out. We ask 'What's the most grossly inappropriate reference you can find for this story?' " - Absolutely brilliant, this story has been blown way out of proportion.
Magnificent. Hits the nail right on the head, who on earth is this getting so much attention? Oh, right, so we don't pay attention to the world burning down around us.
As far as you know yes😂😂👏. There's an entire planet of people probably looking at us British thinking what are they doing over there? Like that friend who claims to be against drugs but also claims that dolphins are actually aliens and has a form of white powder blocking his nostrils. On point as always sir keep em coming 👏👍
It's the _speed_ at which this _exquisite_ satire springs from Matt's mind - and then onto my screen - that amazes me. _Anyone_ can make a relatively relevant quip in the moment a 'news story' 'breaks' but to be able to craft such an extended bit (from inciting incident to publishing the vid) takes true genius.
When even exclusive banks solely for the elites have gone "Woke", what has the world come to? That's the reason why there's a heatwave... Hell has frozen over and that heat had to go somewhere.
I've been thinking it would be funny if it wasn't how tragic seeing how fast very rich MPs rush to help the super wealthy's niche banking minor inconveniences. Thank you for firmly reminding it is in fact deeply funny.
Quite brilliant! God knows how sentient beings can even think of consuming this shabby prolefeed served up in support of the loathsome Nigel Garbage! 🤔
Only 10 seconds in and I can't stop laughing at, "Our Distractions Overreactions and Culture Wars correspondent, Jonathan Goodenough ...". A brilliant introduction that captures the essence of the bizarre triviality of the whole episode. Keep 'em coming Matt You're a star!
"Unsuccessful politician but successful malign influence" 😂
There are so many gems in this one Matt, laughed all the way through, thank you!!
'...Do they have any proof of this?
None at all, except everything he's ever said & done.'
🏆😂😂😂😂😂🎯
"The world was turned on its very axis today." - What a line! 🤣
THAT WAS BRILLIANT
Horrendous: Farage forced to use NatWest debitcard at the Ritz Palm Court and smirked at. Oh the inhumanity!
Distractions, over reactions and culture correspondent.! Some brilliant lines Matt. One of your funniest. 😂😂
Much appreciated!
Its an over-reaction until banks start closing your bank account because they don't share yourr belief.
You people do not understand how serious this is. If they are starting to do this now for the first time, where will it lead to?
Culture *wars* correspondent.
@@olmostgudinaf8100 thanks. Obviously i was laughing so much i didn't hear properly!
this describes 87% of "journalists" at the Mirror, Express etc
'Distractions, reactions and culture wars correspondent !' Thank you for bringing much needed satire to this event.
I thought I was tripping when Moggie used precious Parliamentary time to defend his mate Nigel. When there's talk of elitism, we should remember this public school boy reach-round.
We should also remember that although they grew up in it, these two stand against the establishment.
Fairly sure Moggy has an account with Coutts?
Excellent, satire at its finest.. you hit the nail on the head every time.
More like ‘🦛-💩’
Satire at it's finest. And that last line: "First they came for Nigel Farage and I did not speak out. We ask 'What's the most grossly inappropriate reference you can find for this story?' " - Absolutely brilliant, this story has been blown way out of proportion.
My favourite part too - out of a very strong field
Beautiful work Matt
That shrug at the end says so much.
Highlight of the whole political report.
@@Demun1649but so hard to pick just one!
@@woofpet Yeh, but, yeh, but....
Distractions, overreactions and culture wars correspondent 😂 thanks Matt!
"Do you have any evidence for this?...No..only everything he's ever said and done" 😂
Magnificent. Hits the nail right on the head, who on earth is this getting so much attention? Oh, right, so we don't pay attention to the world burning down around us.
ACE! You destroyed 5 targets in a single pass 👊
This is an outrage! Thank goodness that GB Views had a special correspondent on hand to ask the PM for his opinion on this issue.
As far as you know yes😂😂👏. There's an entire planet of people probably looking at us British thinking what are they doing over there? Like that friend who claims to be against drugs but also claims that dolphins are actually aliens and has a form of white powder blocking his nostrils. On point as always sir keep em coming 👏👍
Coutts..."leave means leave".....😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
It's the _speed_ at which this _exquisite_ satire springs from Matt's mind - and then onto my screen - that amazes me. _Anyone_ can make a relatively relevant quip in the moment a 'news story' 'breaks' but to be able to craft such an extended bit (from inciting incident to publishing the vid) takes true genius.
Perfect satire again.
"Successful malign influence" lol spot on
I love the correspondent names and all the words. Great video.
Outstanding stuff Matt.
More like ‘🦛-💩’
So so good, Matt. Astute and funny. That brightened my afternoon.
This really does illustrate the ridiculousness of the Farage/Coutts story. Too reporting!
Perfection! 😂😂😂. Thanks for turning my frown upside-down.
Who needs news media when we’ve got Johnathan Goodnuff? Right on again again!
Genius satire, more please.
You really had me laughing.
You nailed it as usual Matt 😂😂😂 thanks for the laughs.
When even exclusive banks solely for the elites have gone "Woke", what has the world come to?
That's the reason why there's a heatwave... Hell has frozen over and that heat had to go somewhere.
And Farage has turned out to be a snowflake
Absolutely wonderful! Thank you!
"The world was turned on its very axis today when..." is the best intro to a report ever
More classic and hilarious debunking about the, ahem, .ankers all. Thank you Matt!
First they came for Nigel Farage and I LMFAO.
"Never be bullied into not playing the victim. Accept no one's version of the events bit your own".
No one mentioned the number of accounts that have been closed of charities and Palestinian organisations. Yep complete silence.
Hahaha, brilliant 👏 👏👏👍
Legendary stuff Matt!!! You never cease to make me laugh
Nice Work Mr Green
Thank you again Adrian!
Disengenuous Grifter is the best description of him ever! Amazing piece of work Matt!!!
Love your work and, I'm loving Coutts too❤😂🎉
Nigel Farage, the foghorn of truth! Gammons are outraged throughout the land...
Successful malign influence👍
Brilliant 🤣
This is literally the only reporting I want to see on this ‘story’
Nailed it sir like the master carpenter your satire is brilliant
Mate that last line 😂💀
I've been thinking it would be funny if it wasn't how tragic seeing how fast very rich MPs rush to help the super wealthy's niche banking minor inconveniences. Thank you for firmly reminding it is in fact deeply funny.
Brilliant again!
Successful malignant influence, love it.
What I need to convince me I might be semi-sane 😂😂😂 Thank you 😊
Thank you!!!
Wonderful satire!
Excellent work as always. Cheers Matt!
Thanks again!
Dame Alison Rose must be laughing all the way to the ....
Sooooo good!! Well done Matt 👏👏👏👏👏
Quite brilliant! God knows how sentient beings can even think of consuming this shabby prolefeed served up in support of the loathsome Nigel Garbage! 🤔
😁😆😁😆😁
You are FABULOUS
Brilliant! All of it but I particularly liked, "Distractions, overreactions and culture wars correspondent."🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well done sir. This video earned my subscription!
Debanked!! 😁😆😁😆
Outstanding! 😂
Only 10 seconds in and I can't stop laughing at, "Our Distractions Overreactions and Culture Wars correspondent, Jonathan Goodenough ...". A brilliant introduction that captures the essence of the bizarre triviality of the whole episode. Keep 'em coming Matt You're a star!
I loved they way you did it with the typical way of british reporting which was to the point made me laugh all the time. Great work keep it up👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Absolutely brilliant!! "Successful malign influence" probably the most accurate description of Farage ever.
Brilliant. Keep on. What a breath of fresh air.
Far right rage from Nigel, because he spent all his money on buying pints & binoculars.
Spot on Matt, as always.
Grave news, such gravity of a grievous, gratuitous, gravy train. Thanks Matt, we’re banking on you, keep it up!
Thanks
Thanks!
Bravo , superb
Brilliant as always 😂
Out standing 😂
Very excellent
Thank you! Cheers!
First they came for Nigel Farage and I couldn’t give a monkeys!
Fab. Needed it.
Brilliant, instant classic!
Nailed it again 🎯
Just superb.
Love it....
As always, great quality satire to cheer us all up 💐
Genius - nothing less.
Meanwhile, doctors cannot afford to have a bank account.
This is sooooooo fantastic. I will share on FB! 🇩🇪❤🇬🇧
Superb!
Brilliant ❤
Bravo.
Brilliant, but you are too quick, I'm going to have to go through it again get those throw aways! I'll be back😊
This is genius 😂
This is the answer to 'What was the most Tory thing that happened this week?'
Brilliant! 😂🤣😂
Superb 👏 😂😂😂
Brilliant 👏 😂
Such outrage that Farage doesn't know how capitalism works & is unfair. Welcome to reality Nige🤣
Absolutely brilliant!
You’re effing brilliant 😂
Thanks 😅
This is why I bank with Coutts ; they have integrity !
This was joyous and funny all the way through, kept almost choking on my lunch x😂
Note to self, "Don't watch Matt Green while ea'in' food." They are not commas, they are glottal stops!!
🤣🤣🤣 "First they came for Nigel Farage"... then they came to try and give him back! ... not quite Niemöller but they would, wouldn't they!