Geoffrey the Dumbass: Rand Paul's Drag Race

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  • @LeCatization
    @LeCatization 7 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    How is Geoffrey not fired yet? Or is he in it for the long Paul?

    • @JayMiV
      @JayMiV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      The loonnnggg Paul.

    • @AyleidCraft
      @AyleidCraft 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hes a headgumbass

    • @Andresbutdigital
      @Andresbutdigital 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Very Nice

    • @juandiegoprado
      @juandiegoprado 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jay Milligan No one's ever not taken the cash...

    • @colormePOOR
      @colormePOOR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How was Amir never fired for his incompetance in Jake and Amir? These questions will drive you to your grave.

  • @aubreystewart3772
    @aubreystewart3772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    Every time you see Amir suppress a laugh or a smile..... he's not breaking character. My theory is that at the end of Jake and Amir proper, Jake accepts amir's offer to dinner and they have a serious heart to heart. Jake admits that he loves working with Amir, and he'd love to find some creative outlet for their banter and hi-jinks and love for dialogue and rhyming. That's when it hits them like the bus that hit Amir's girlfriend; they could start a podcast, to which Amir replies "I'll do you one WORSE! An entire podcast NETWORK!" Although he used the word "worse" incorrectly, Jake refrains from arguing with Amir and realizes that that's a perfect idea. Amir, consistently shouting "HENRY" all the while, is flabbergasted to hear that Jake wants to work with him. However, Jake establishes the condition that Amir must go through intense psychological therapy. Amir, initially resistant, slowly accepts the condition once he realizes that Jake is really going to be with him every step of the way. Years pass, and Amir slowly begins to develop a normal social life not dependent on Jake, but still involving Jake. His diet is diversified. He takes up life-enriching hobbies not entirely consisting of masturbating in shrimp. He learns to have normal conversations. Most interestingly, he's learned to control and direct his typically self-destructive behavior into a form of humor that works very well on his new podcast "If I Were You"; the only advice podcast on the internet hosted by him and Jake.
    However..... a new intern is somehow miraculously hired despite his complete lack of basic common sense and understanding of any real world concept besides Yo-Yo's and vests. This intern.... this dumbass intern.... is gradually revitalizing the inner demons that once ran rampant in the mind of Amir. Every time they speak.... every encounter that they have.... Amir begins to enjoy the complete recklessness represented by Geoffrey. Amir has been trying very hard to suppress it. He'll talk down to Geoffrey and rationally break apart the flaws in his reasoning..... just like Jake used to do to him. But this only succeeds in bringing back memories of the times before Amir's therapy. Jake is not ignorant of this transformation. He has tried many methods to prevent Geoffrey from influencing Amir. He has berated him, casually dismissed him, and rationalized with him.
    Unfortunately, it is evident that Amir's former self is slipping through the cracks that Geoffrey has chiseled into him. It won't be long before Jake realizes this inevitability... and is forced to kill Geoffrey.... for the sake of his friend.

    • @roodolf9879
      @roodolf9879 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      aubrey stewart absolutely stunning, that was great and I would love if Jake and amir read it. a round of applause for this smart broad makes me believe in gawwwd

    • @nickirichards5617
      @nickirichards5617 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Wow what a ride from start to finish, love it!

    • @NikSwiftDigs
      @NikSwiftDigs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I'm beefing soy at this- this- this, more than a pitch, this masterqueef of modern cinema.
      Work Lonely and Horny in there and I'll syndicate it. I don't have the leverage, money, nor gravitas to make it happen, but that doesn't mean I can't do it!

    • @OhplsAndrew
      @OhplsAndrew 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Uptoke this philosopher to karma heaven!

    • @MooMooShiny
      @MooMooShiny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Shoerika!

  • @Andmunko
    @Andmunko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    lol, I'm from Moldova. Just happy someone mentioned us in a video

    • @Camtrain1989
      @Camtrain1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MULLED over I said... Ya bish...

  • @ethanb8001
    @ethanb8001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I get why people like to say Geoffrey and his character are basically Amir but I think they are pretty different. Amir was constantly looking for Jakes acceptance even in statements he was almost asking a question but with Geoffrey he is so confident in his idiotic ideas its a completely different character imo (a character that I love haha)

    • @rosiex2757
      @rosiex2757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There are subtle differences between the characters and I hope it can be expanded upon in future episodes :)

    • @MrGoodbye23
      @MrGoodbye23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Geoff is just stupid as fuck lmao

    • @smooooth_
      @smooooth_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Also Geoff doesn't seem to be a horrible person like Amir was designed to be. He's just, well, a dumbass

    • @JonathanRuchlis
      @JonathanRuchlis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah there are differences but he plays it hella similarly with the same mannerisms and shit. peep the sorry at 2:53 textbook j and a. they seem to be his main comedic influence. hes good at it but it'd be cool if he did his own thing a bit more.

    • @michaelcrowe111
      @michaelcrowe111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I get what you're saying, and in part I agree, but there were two pretty different versions of Amir depending on when the video was made. At first he was just a "needy dumb loser" as Jake put it. Then later on he became more crazy and mean spirited, with these borderline magic powers. Geoff seems like the second version if he wasn't such an asshole.

  • @tastethrainbow3
    @tastethrainbow3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    i legit want/need these outtakes

  • @Mattoe98
    @Mattoe98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Amir might finally get invited to a Gala!!!

    • @tickkid
      @tickkid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Are Jants pee proof?

    • @Captain_Jack514
      @Captain_Jack514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tickkid _ Dry clean only

    • @cherryslat5702
      @cherryslat5702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing is pee proof, it's cotton clothing. You reek of piss.

    • @achillesshin4080
      @achillesshin4080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cherry Slat EUREKA!

  • @MindControlFilms
    @MindControlFilms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "Moldovan, Laotian, Djiboutian, all the way up to white." Nothing more profound has ever been uttered. Good shit, Geoff.

    • @kaipography
      @kaipography ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you, could not figure out how to spell Djiboutian!!

  • @kmk3910
    @kmk3910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    If only Amir had purchased those platinum white dress shoes. Then he would have taken Geoffrey as his guest to a Gala.

  • @juandiegoprado
    @juandiegoprado 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I can't believe that I've started to use the phrase "that's awesome dude" un-ironically in my every day speech...

  • @uncutangling
    @uncutangling 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    3:04 Geoffrey can't handle it

    • @Th31i0nZ
      @Th31i0nZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      0:31 Amir cant handle it

  • @juancamera8036
    @juancamera8036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the look on amir's face at 3:55 is cinematographic gold

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I loved this so much! There is the writing and timing we love!...it was basically Amir as Jake and Geoffrey as Amir. Amir even used the same insults and inflections Jakes does, and Geoffrey did the same as Amir.

  • @iluvjesus71
    @iluvjesus71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    god this always makes me laugh so much! "rand paul's grand ball" i'm dead!

  • @LumplingL
    @LumplingL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that you can see the non focused character break/smile/laugh when the shot is on the other guy. It's hilarious.

  • @darksoulenvoy932
    @darksoulenvoy932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The best part of these videos is seeing Amir trying not to crack up when the camera is behind him

  • @BoogieBoogsForever
    @BoogieBoogsForever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That video was crazy crazy good.
    Amazing job, guys!!
    You tapped in to the frustration I feel all the time when dealing with people who just throw out stuff which has no connection to logic or reality.
    You captured the obliviousness of so many people.
    Amazing!!

  • @johnchapman9487
    @johnchapman9487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The bait and switch in this video is so on point I have seen it over a 100 times and I still think it’s the single best video ever. Reaction time and response time are perfect 👌 been with em since day 1 when I killed myself in a Starbucks

  • @CarrotAtHeart
    @CarrotAtHeart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i lose my shit at geoffs facial acting, he is so funny

  • @marioparra00
    @marioparra00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can you make this image 2:36 available as a desktop wallpaper please? It's nothing short of glorious.

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So this is it? Geoff’s favorite joke he’s ever told? I deserve. So much more than this.

  • @usingthecharlim
    @usingthecharlim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Coldness:
    1. Cool
    2. Nascar
    3. Ice
    4. Rand Paul

  • @gabriellalewis4845
    @gabriellalewis4845 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My three favorite things: rupauls drag race, politics, and jake and amir 👍🏼

  • @tofumom8601
    @tofumom8601 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    would absolutely love to see outtakes!

  • @PalaceIV
    @PalaceIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love listening to these while doing homework and sleeping. Great background noise.

  • @iDirtyDianaX
    @iDirtyDianaX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "all the way up to white" made me crack up

  • @rwclark61
    @rwclark61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first 30 seconds of this is comedic perfection. So much detail that cracks me up every time

  • @Maxx300andone
    @Maxx300andone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Is will Haynes really starting a new podcast??????????????

    • @jeevansascha
      @jeevansascha 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Max Koh yeah, check his Instagram

  • @AlexVolkSchneider
    @AlexVolkSchneider 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow didn't know about that channel! Just found out about it from the comments of the latest CH video.

  • @GannonLee
    @GannonLee 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    one of the best ones yet, keep up the good work fellas!

  • @agistoni1894
    @agistoni1894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ever since Jake and Amir finished, I have been empty. Yesterday I found HeadGum. I am now complete again.

  • @iPeaceMusic
    @iPeaceMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I laughed so hard when i read the title before even watching the video

  • @gears6476
    @gears6476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the best episodes I've seen. Well done guys

  • @nora_adora
    @nora_adora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm glad that one of us Jake and Amir fans got to use their Jake and Amir knowledge to work for Jake and Amir

  • @TimmyT1234
    @TimmyT1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I keep coming back to this 😂 it's easily one of the most insane, brilliant things I've ever seen lol

  • @kaoxes
    @kaoxes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love that they have to edit around the laughing. There are like zero clean takes. Can't blame them though as just about every word said is too absurd not to break, especially when you know it's coming.

  • @rosiex2757
    @rosiex2757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was just waiting for amir to go ''holy shit that's a great idea'' and turn back into his old character lol

  • @Canaanvids
    @Canaanvids 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was so worried Geoffery wasn't going to say his tag line!

  • @TheBlaine
    @TheBlaine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the Will shout out!

  • @DANRRAN
    @DANRRAN 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    the massive roast amir gives at 2:52 is the pinnacle of comedy

  • @AethusalaAeon
    @AethusalaAeon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So fucking funny every time. Whats colder than ice rand paul. Why is he so cold go inside turn on the heater.

  • @LofiWurld
    @LofiWurld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All retribution for amirs college humour days

  • @danfromtheburgh
    @danfromtheburgh 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just watched it for a second time and this one is sooo good! This tickeled me!

  • @wowzers1237____
    @wowzers1237____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, I just realized the "what's cooler than being cool. Ice cold" bit is from ep 26 of IIWY

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac ปีที่แล้ว

      ...no? It's from Outkast's song "Hey ya!"

  • @fishcati5620
    @fishcati5620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:31 Amir smiles so hard I love it

  • @Strummie
    @Strummie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rand Paul’s Drag Race. Straight to syndication this Friday on VH1.

  • @NYsummertimeCHI
    @NYsummertimeCHI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was waiting the whole skit for amir to pick up on “I’m order of ethnicity” 😹

  • @matthewleibfred760
    @matthewleibfred760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is definitely my favorite one so far

  • @TriforceTK
    @TriforceTK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's okay Geoffrey, you're doing your best. Gotta give him that atta boy, doing his father proud.

  • @BlasterDavo
    @BlasterDavo ปีที่แล้ว

    Great work from the sound person in the reflection!

  • @danielc2733
    @danielc2733 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best video yet. I'm crying X'D

  • @TheRealFoop
    @TheRealFoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The boom operator is in the background the entire video.

  • @gem1485
    @gem1485 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    holy shit the outtakes for this one must be so bloody good

  • @becomingachristian
    @becomingachristian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How was aardvark not the answer to any of his questions?

    • @arjunholmie
      @arjunholmie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I'm asking you!

  • @mickeynotmouse
    @mickeynotmouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I tattooed the entire lyrics to hey ya by outkast on my back

  • @LORDUnLuCkY13
    @LORDUnLuCkY13 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Geoff was only 19 here?

  • @TheEuDragon
    @TheEuDragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this video made me laugh in ways i didnt know i could laugh

  • @breanabrown9167
    @breanabrown9167 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love seeing amir trying not to laugh in his side shots XD

  • @Desaran91
    @Desaran91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Will Haines better be starting a podcast or that is a pretty messed up joke :D

  • @KonkeyDongkey
    @KonkeyDongkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Rand Paul's Drag Race to the front of the Covid-19 testing line."

    • @sayonara_elegy
      @sayonara_elegy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm really fucking glad i'm not the only one reminded of this video due to current events

  • @drewdonahue123
    @drewdonahue123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i say we skip the first 3 seasons maybe win a Emmy or 5 that can't hurt

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best one. Brava you queens

  • @unoimkll8927
    @unoimkll8927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol is this how I find out that will is making a new podcast? Haha (please say it's true)

  • @hejmine
    @hejmine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The frist watch is good and all, but with these as Well as j and a you Gotta get a second and third in there just to truly study the batshit insane and stupid stuff in absolutely everything being said

  • @Jared_Grillo
    @Jared_Grillo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    JUST GONNA GLOSS OVER WILL HAYNES NEW PODCAST

  • @danfromtheburgh
    @danfromtheburgh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HAHAHA! I love the synergie! English isn't my first language, so it's episodes like this where I'm like... where the fuck are they talking about? But it's nice to confirm that they are indeed talking about absolute shit!

  • @bobbarker9493
    @bobbarker9493 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:28 Dont...

    • @mrcruz1107
      @mrcruz1107 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bob Barker I presume you're referring to a perfectly normal conversation with a normal person.

  • @HomestarRunner20X6
    @HomestarRunner20X6 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What kind of fucking meatball did HeadGum hire to type the captions? They wrote Laotian as Lusanne and Djiboutian as Jibuddhan.

  • @mariabrown6926
    @mariabrown6926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Please bring Mikey into an episode

    • @DWardington
      @DWardington 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      micky? you mean Ed Helms?

    • @NikSwiftDigs
      @NikSwiftDigs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There's no such person as Ed Helms. Only Mickey. My friend.

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      didn't mickey(his friend) get fired for embezzling company funds and firing amir?

  • @MooMooShiny
    @MooMooShiny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Will Haynes better actually be starting a new podcast or I will cry tears of soy

    • @KingPickleOne
      @KingPickleOne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MooMooShiny he is! It called the earthlings podcast its with the pbl people, the first episodes on iTunes and I'm assuming wherever else they post them

  • @robm7887
    @robm7887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Do you realize how jarring it is, just to get a quick glimpse into your mind.

  • @adeklin1027
    @adeklin1027 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    you can see amir laugh as the screen angles on geoffrey

  • @Fuchur3816
    @Fuchur3816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's awesome dude

  • @6663000
    @6663000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    her hand?

  • @deeman2200
    @deeman2200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that was awesome dude

  • @evantaylor8631
    @evantaylor8631 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This would give Amir a good opportunity to wear those platinum white dress shoes he bought

    • @evantaylor8631
      @evantaylor8631 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +ortomy say that again and I will scratch your other face!

  • @Lurv3n
    @Lurv3n 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha this is so funny. It's like ur humor becomes funnier the more Times u watch it which is so illogical

  • @nickaseervatham683
    @nickaseervatham683 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do you mean William Washington Haynes? From source fed? I should listen to the podcast

  • @zertyzoo9493
    @zertyzoo9493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *his hand

  • @economixxxx
    @economixxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watchin this before its taken down

  • @Roonlovesfish3874
    @Roonlovesfish3874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want Geoffrey's confidence

  • @retsuza
    @retsuza 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The weird portmanteaus like Rand Paul Drag Race or Fig Newton Gingrich definitely feel like Goeffreyisms

  • @mouth4war880
    @mouth4war880 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Criminally underrated

  • @ridgeshukrun4323
    @ridgeshukrun4323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And Amir has become Jake

  • @not_henry_the_fifth
    @not_henry_the_fifth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    heres one for the siggestion box!, how about you have a 'darker' episode, where geoffrey finally realises that everyone hates him. does anyone remember the J&A episode "amirs birthday"? it could be similar to that, so the geoffrey character becomes a more well rounded and relatable character, it might also give you a chance to shoot a video outside the office and show the true motives of geoffrey and why he feel the need to impress his co-workers, employers and make his old man proud. it could be a real character study in that regard.
    or you could keep it to 4 minute sketches that you freestyled off the top of your dick. both make for great content, yours truly, a big fan.
    P.S GO BILLS!

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SHUT UP TRACY

  • @mattd2641
    @mattd2641 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    my god this had me in tears

  • @justinz9225
    @justinz9225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    all the way up to white

  • @jonnil1997
    @jonnil1997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    minor note, it would have been funnier if the last "thats awesome dude" was cut off by the end of the video.

    • @fatymah1138
      @fatymah1138 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonatan Nilsson but it was?

    • @tommytwobrews
      @tommytwobrews 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonatan Nilsson I don't think so

  • @musmic17
    @musmic17 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:29 of sorts?????? OF JORTS

  • @bobbarker9493
    @bobbarker9493 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last 10 seconds of this video is better than everything released by college humor since J and A left

  • @Gus1494
    @Gus1494 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Geoff is too good at playing this character. An Amir character of sorts.

  • @NolPatrol
    @NolPatrol 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What’s wrong with you that you did this?

  • @couragecoachsam
    @couragecoachsam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A masquerade of sorts. A promenade of jorts

  • @jared4608
    @jared4608 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    a masquerade of sorts, a gala of jorts

  • @YechanSong
    @YechanSong 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Laotian is the second worst race? :( lol great sketch guys

  • @apestanaapestana3029
    @apestanaapestana3029 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    @0:32 is amir about to laugh

  • @brookewellman6193
    @brookewellman6193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    drag race is the best show on television

  • @dafarkiasiii5384
    @dafarkiasiii5384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit how did I just discover these videos exist?

  • @gabrielryan1394
    @gabrielryan1394 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This might be one of the best things J/A have ever done

  • @ushnishde
    @ushnishde 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    So we're just glossing over the fact that Rand Paul is in a meat locker, shivering on camera, and then brings out contestants one by one? Does he step out from inside a meat locker and introduce them because they were waiting outside for him? Or worse, are all of them inside a meat locker until the camera starts rolling?? So many unanswered questions!!

  • @carlton3363
    @carlton3363 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    'how about this as a show, just carry on making jake and amir but replace jake with amir and replace amir with a random guy'
    That's, that's prefect