Weekend Update: UnitedHealthcare CEO Shooter Arrested, Trump Named TIME Person of the Year - SNL

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  • @kennedykilla9344
    @kennedykilla9344 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +386

    “No person has taken up more of our time than Trump” AMEN

    • @nm985
      @nm985 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      Amen! Smh 🍊🤡

    • @dan-ee3we
      @dan-ee3we ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      Just make it stop

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yep, that's why TIME chose him, lol.

    • @duffhole6304
      @duffhole6304 39 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +2

      Rent Free!

    • @Norman-j7m
      @Norman-j7m 12 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@MatthewTheWanderer who reads that magazine anyway

  • @vdavis4785
    @vdavis4785 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +143

    Someone should do a medley of all the "Mitch McConnell, seen here ______" lines. They are brilliant (and likely accurate).

    • @Black_Caucus
      @Black_Caucus 29 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +2

      John Oliver moment

    • @mojotronix3994
      @mojotronix3994 21 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      OMG, the homeless man lottery ticket line has me laughing uncontrollably as I type this. The picture of MM is perfect for the the joke.

  • @pokemonmusiclover5
    @pokemonmusiclover5 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +327

    My favorite running gag this season is che saying "its the 90's"

    • @coopersherman207
      @coopersherman207 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      What does that mean exactly?

    • @MichaelJordan-tp9yp
      @MichaelJordan-tp9yp 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +21

      ​@coopersherman207 it means that it's the 90s baby

    • @Bombadil-ez9ns
      @Bombadil-ez9ns 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@coopersherman207 It means humor is making a comeback.

    • @UmmYeahOk
      @UmmYeahOk 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +36

      In the 90s you could get away with a lot more comedic jokes, while today’s audience would judge harshly, as we have become more politically correct. It’s also a bit ironic, because in the 90s, when someone said “it’s the 90s” or “welcome to the 90s,” they were implying that the decade was actually more progressive and accepting than previous.

    • @out_running_erins9118
      @out_running_erins9118 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Lol yup​@@UmmYeahOk

  • @sashakasprzyk5683
    @sashakasprzyk5683 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +97

    Matt Gaetz must have misunderstood when he was told people use Venmo to make minor purchases.

    • @pjd4268
      @pjd4268 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      ha, snort.

  • @FMmffmFM
    @FMmffmFM 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +115

    Can we have a series of "Mitch McConnell seen here"?

    • @DAWStorm
      @DAWStorm 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      YES! 😂

    • @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff
      @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I love the “Seen here” jokes!! 👊🏼😄

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 18 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Can we have an entire season?

  • @harrisonwilkinson-bennett4985
    @harrisonwilkinson-bennett4985 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +73

    "Perhaps his greatest crime was hypocrisy" Nice sweet nod to NORM!! 💚💚💚

  • @laenvirolatina4763
    @laenvirolatina4763 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +97

    SNL missed the opportunity to have Bowen Yang dress up as a drone

    • @tylerbreadlord1978
      @tylerbreadlord1978 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Will most likely be next week

  • @apologeticsroadshow
    @apologeticsroadshow 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +166

    COLIN JOST: “Perhaps his greatest crime was hypocrisy.”
    NORM MACDONALD: “I thought his greatest crime was murder.”

    • @victorespino5650
      @victorespino5650 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      Then just looks like at you with a smirk for a minute silently

    • @CommonTater100
      @CommonTater100 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      well....

    • @marvinshenk
      @marvinshenk 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

      Haha. If only Norm were still here to appreciate that joke.

    • @apologeticsroadshow
      @apologeticsroadshow 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

      @@marvinshenk Norm actually made the joke. Someone said that the worst part about Bill Cosby's crimes was the hypocrisy. Norm replied: "I thought the worst part was the rape."

    • @ahmedharajli189
      @ahmedharajli189 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Nah norm would support the goat

  • @roykim4718
    @roykim4718 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

    0:12 That Scream had me 😂

  • @justinhackstadt6677
    @justinhackstadt6677 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +26

    "Here is Mitch McConnell watching the wind blow a homeless mans winning lottery ticket away."
    *I think I died laughing* 😂🤣😨💀

  • @therealCamoron
    @therealCamoron ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

    Revoking approval of the polio vaccine is terrifying.

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      Yeah, my mom had polio. Messed her up for life, and then 40 years later there's "post-polio syndrome" which is like long Covid if it lasted the rest of your life and slowly sucked away your muscle strength until you're bed-bound and eventually your heart just stops because it's the last muscle to finally fail. That's what happened to her last year after fighting post-polio since the 1990s.

    • @ohgawd
      @ohgawd 24 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@rhov-anionI am so terribly sorry! ❤️

  • @yazzmatazz86
    @yazzmatazz86 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +133

    dave franco will play him in the movie of course

    • @knifetoucher
      @knifetoucher 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      Franco is like 20 yrs older than him, he can play an older him after he's out of prison

    • @pokemonmusiclover5
      @pokemonmusiclover5 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Darren criss obviously

    • @jenshaw8085
      @jenshaw8085 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      One of the Jonas Brothers

    • @D.v1dL33
      @D.v1dL33 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Is Dan Franco as sexy as Luigi.

    • @DanielGMedley
      @DanielGMedley 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      It'll be the guy from baby driver

  • @donovankai
    @donovankai 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +117

    That scream at Colins photo 1:22

    • @jeniferAnders
      @jeniferAnders ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      OD

    • @fawnlakes
      @fawnlakes 14 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      its the same scream at 0:12 LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭

  • @zoeledwards6617
    @zoeledwards6617 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +77

    “Mitch McConnell, seen here watching a gust of wind blow away a homeless man’s lottery ticket.”
    Che was like “hey Colin, let me do some more seen here jokes. You get to have all the fun.”

  • @nm985
    @nm985 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +47

    “It ain’t Christmas without some Tiny Tim’s” 😂😂😂🎅🏾🎅🏾🎅🏾

  • @darkknight783
    @darkknight783 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +44

    This one was extra spicy 😂, the groaners 4th wall break was amazing

    • @SilverGoth
      @SilverGoth 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I agree. Great writing. tonight!

  • @saladman8745
    @saladman8745 27 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +5

    Disappointed in Colin's joke about Luigi. Just because you participate in society (which for most people, inherently means engaging with corporations) doesn't mean you can't recognize its flaws and want to improve it. Also, significant difference in impact between places like Starbucks and healthcare insurance companies, which have a long history of overreaching claim denials, fraud, overbilling, and being directly responsible for preventable deaths

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +72

    That scream at Colin’s high school photo tho lol 😂

    • @KateInColor
      @KateInColor 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Hysterical! 😂

  • @Illjwamh
    @Illjwamh 53 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +2

    The "Mitch McConnell, seen here..." gag is the best running joke on this segment, and the best iteration of that joke ever.

  • @CapitalSoldier
    @CapitalSoldier 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    This was a particularly funny segment, good work SNL

    • @edelweiss2.076
      @edelweiss2.076 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Agreed🎉

  • @sgrant4558
    @sgrant4558 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    The Mitch McConnell jokes had me ROLLING 😂

    • @justinhackstadt6677
      @justinhackstadt6677 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Same. My God that was funny. He is such low hanging fruit cause he just refuses to retire. I swear that scarecrow is going to die on the House floor one day. 😂

  • @ramirezproductions0826
    @ramirezproductions0826 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +76

    "Donald Trump has been named Time's Person of the year. Because no person on earth has taken up more of our goddamn time."
    Truer words have never been spoken. 🔥😂

    • @datgrrl_official
      @datgrrl_official 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      You're not old enough to vote. You have no skin in the game. Go to bed jesse.

    • @loveforeignaccents
      @loveforeignaccents 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      And who gives him more of their time than SNL and all of the late night talk hosts themselves, goofy?!?
      LMAO at the stupidity.

    • @bukka6697
      @bukka6697 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ohhh... angry Trumpsters, even here.

    • @4thjulycali
      @4thjulycali 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      TRUMP MY PREZ!!! I’m a Latino for Trump!! Where all the “White Dudes for Kamala at!?!” Lol

    • @agarciaagarcia3598
      @agarciaagarcia3598 35 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Cry me a river, bia chez. Trump 2024.

  • @edelweiss2.076
    @edelweiss2.076 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Good stuff. I laughed so hard my C-Pap machine flew out my nose.

  • @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff
    @SoOthersMayLiveandStuff ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Some of my favorites start with, “Seen here…”. TY for the laughs! 🤟🏼😆

  • @aerielcarlson516
    @aerielcarlson516 49 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +2

    “Cuz it ain’t Christmas without some Tiny Tims” - I’m dead!

  • @masterg6882
    @masterg6882 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    The subtle reference to Norm MacDonald was so great

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +26

    Because no other person has taken up more of our god damned time! 👍

  • @adelucas4824
    @adelucas4824 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Does that lawyer wanting to revoke the polio vaccine have shares in an iron lung company?

  • @MegaBiker199
    @MegaBiker199 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    “Challenging the sun to a staring contest”. Them UV rays already won

  • @chrisdonovan8795
    @chrisdonovan8795 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    I hear McConnell is still there, laying on his back, waiting for someone to help him up.

  • @bryanowens9752
    @bryanowens9752 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    Favorite part of SNL!

  • @olivergarrick1175
    @olivergarrick1175 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    Colin photo gave me jumpscare🤣😭.

  • @DrGaryOak
    @DrGaryOak 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +22

    Love the tradition of Mitch’s photo captions 😂

  • @strongbad8315
    @strongbad8315 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    Bring back Tiny Tims. That's wild. 😂

  • @user-dn6fw1ss1c
    @user-dn6fw1ss1c 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    The audience never gives Michael Che the praise he deserves/gets in the comments!

    • @edelweiss2.076
      @edelweiss2.076 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Is that u, Michael?

    • @user-dn6fw1ss1c
      @user-dn6fw1ss1c 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@edelweiss2.076haha it's not! I just really appreciate his writing

  • @Cointelpronoun
    @Cointelpronoun 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

    I don't think buying from McDonald and Starbucks is hypocritical. You don't have a choice not to participate in society. I also don't get the impression he hates *all* corporations but rather health insurance companies and America's private healthcare system. It is not an accident we have this system and attempts to switch to single payer have been sabotaged at every turn by guys like that CEO and their PR departments.

    • @jamiejp4007
      @jamiejp4007 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      You're right, if only there was a way to tell if Colin Jost was joking or not....

    • @maryjaneshoe-fm4yr
      @maryjaneshoe-fm4yr 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Come on, you don't have to patronize Starbucks to "participate in society." And why does he limit himself to hating the health insurance industry if he cares about the working class? What about hedge funds that buy houses and hence drive up housing prices?
      The bulk of the blame rests with Congresspersons who are against increased regulations of this industry.

    • @constellation846
      @constellation846 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@maryjaneshoe-fm4yr
      The difference between the health insurance industry and those hedge funds is one is playing with houses and the other is playing with whether people live or die. If he targeted all CEOs his message would be diluted and he would be seen as a terrorist. It is very important both for potential future vigilantes and the people following his case that his gripes are ONLY with the healthcare industry. We need to make sure that his argument stays qualified and we can actually maintain focus, or else his efforts will be in vain.

    • @Tvuvtctoj46fck
      @Tvuvtctoj46fck 57 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      So you are forced to eat at McDonalds? Also... This is a tv show with jokes. You know what jokes are, right? Well probably not.

    • @Pecisk
      @Pecisk 46 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      You are right, but this also well known as bad jokes segment 😅

  • @Nkateko501
    @Nkateko501 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Colin Jost really looked like a future assassin in that high school pic of his😂

  • @seankerr9158
    @seankerr9158 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    Have some drones to distract you from Luigi 👽

  • @coolbugfacts1234
    @coolbugfacts1234 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    I was with this guy named louie or luke on December 4th from 6 AM to 7AM. He seemed "italian" and had these eyebrows while we were at the pool hall in Vegas

  • @SuperStingray
    @SuperStingray 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    1:22 This kid went on to marry Scarlett Johansson. Don't lose hope, kids.

  • @OGLizardKing
    @OGLizardKing 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    Watching even SNL go the same route as the media on the shooter pretty much sums it up.

    • @edelweiss2.076
      @edelweiss2.076 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      The difference being that SNL is a comedy skit show with license to make jokes about just about anything. It's called comedy/satire/fun.
      In everyday life, when someone thinks that a cold blooded murderer is somehow justifiable, that's disgusting & disconcerting.

    • @Cinrellaeyes2512
      @Cinrellaeyes2512 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@edelweiss2.076I think he meant something else

    • @saladman8745
      @saladman8745 15 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Yep, not the first time SNL has been out of touch and biased. Shouldn't have expected anything else from Colin Jost. Scarlett Johanansson's net worth is around $165 mil, so of course they view people of their class as being impenetrable and in the moral right, even if it comes at the cost of millions of lives

  • @BJ-zv5nl
    @BJ-zv5nl 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    That was awful. Worst in a long time.

    • @whofan1967
      @whofan1967 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Who asked you?

    • @saladman8745
      @saladman8745 14 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      @@whofan1967 The comment section isn't just for blind praise lol. Criticism is allowed too

  • @bigbusiness87business2
    @bigbusiness87business2 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +27

    his greatest crime was hypocrisy 😂😂

    • @shaojiezhang8276
      @shaojiezhang8276 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      It's funny because it's true!

    • @saladman8745
      @saladman8745 25 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      1. mcdonald’s and healthcare insurance is a false equivalence. significant difference in their impact and potential for corruption (and there’s a long history of corruption, including fraud, for UnitedHealth)
      2. not what hypocrisy is. luigi never said that people shouldn’t engage with corporations, because he knows, unlike you and colin, that doing so is virtually impossible, especially because of the monopoly corporations have placed over essential aspects of living.
      “we should improve society somewhat”
      “yet you participate in society. curious!”

  • @ohgawd
    @ohgawd 25 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    BWAHAHA 😂😂 Mitch McConnell: "thankfully he landed on his hard shell back!" slayed me!!!

  • @ToBeHonest666-k6c
    @ToBeHonest666-k6c 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

    NYPD said he was in Atlanta, GA. Luigi was in PA.
    NYPD said he left NYC by bus. Luigi left by train.
    Free Luigi

  • @olivergarrick1175
    @olivergarrick1175 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    That Donald Trump time magazine line is perfect joke ernest hemingway would be jealous how efficient it imao.

  • @ChessGuide123
    @ChessGuide123 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Nothing about the youngest ever World Chess Champion? Wow snl

  • @ChessGuide123
    @ChessGuide123 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    They should’ve covered the World Chess Championship!

  • @YzerWings
    @YzerWings 36 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    These two bring it every week

  • @ChessGuide123
    @ChessGuide123 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    They should’ve done a joke about Ding Liren and how he’s chilling

  • @kiernanmooney6210
    @kiernanmooney6210 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    0:12 it’s nice to hear Scarlett supporting her guy.

    • @seyioyetade
      @seyioyetade ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      😅😅😅😅

  • @Jason-ho8wr
    @Jason-ho8wr 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    The shriek of horror when he showed his high school pic lol

  • @jeremygeller9145
    @jeremygeller9145 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Luigi should have been person of the year instead of trump

  • @bd12544
    @bd12544 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Wow. Belittling the desperate action in the face of a broken healthcare system. How elite of you. I remember why I don’t watch and anymore.

    • @Jakub-gu7tl
      @Jakub-gu7tl 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Actually when like the thing happened they were making other jokes,probably someone above them got scared and make writers write something less shooter emphatetic

    • @user-dn6fw1ss1c
      @user-dn6fw1ss1c ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Well you do watch because you're here lol

    • @Pecisk
      @Pecisk 44 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      This segment is built on comedians upping each other by writing really bad jokes. It was intended to sound elitist.

  • @steveconn
    @steveconn 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    The Kinky Boots joke was great. How come they didn't laugh through it?

  • @callmeshaggy5166
    @callmeshaggy5166 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    That's like 4 groaners in a row!

  • @jerseygirlxox2
    @jerseygirlxox2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    It's wild to distill the UHC shooter's actions as anger toward "corporate America" and describing the man he shot as just a CEO... . He was the CEO of a multibillion dollar insurance company that's notorious for denying claims and treatment and forcing millions of Americans to be denied coverage, go bankrupt, or live with chronic pain.
    The healthcare system in our country is beyond broken and he didn't mince words in his note. Bold decision to actively go out of your way to try to find an angle to make him look like a hypocrite and avoid any mention of healthcare at all lol

  • @nm985
    @nm985 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Colin no truer words were spoken… I want all that goddamn time back..decades of it 🍊🤡🍊🤡

  • @ChessGuide123
    @ChessGuide123 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Should’ve done a Ding is just a chill guy joke

  • @ChessGuide123
    @ChessGuide123 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Disappointed there was no news on Gukesh

  • @MerchantMarineGuy
    @MerchantMarineGuy ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    A weird drone should have been the special guest

  • @gweebara
    @gweebara 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Glad you all are coming out swinging for Christmas

  • @fawnlakes
    @fawnlakes 13 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    THE GIRL SCREAMING IN THE AUDIENCE LMFAOO

  • @politisdimitrios2307
    @politisdimitrios2307 28 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    The "hypocricy" joke reminds me of a Norn Mcdonald joke, about Cosby.

  • @ChessGuide123
    @ChessGuide123 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Why no Gukesh?

  • @zoeledwards6617
    @zoeledwards6617 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

    There’s someone in the audience is having too much fun. That screaming lol. Sounds like those screams in every horror movie.

    • @user-dn6fw1ss1c
      @user-dn6fw1ss1c 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      They need to be banned, that was so insanely obnoxious

  • @audreydaleski1067
    @audreydaleski1067 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    By challenging the sun to a staring contest

  • @dylanalbuquerque4854
    @dylanalbuquerque4854 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    I’m here commenting as a republican, wondering if I can comment this without being riduculed by strangers

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    That's like 4 groaners in a row 😄

  • @toritori5835
    @toritori5835 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thank Jesus for that hard shell back, Mitch. 🐢 🐢 🐢

  • @Lokipc
    @Lokipc 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hypocrisy is his only crime.

    • @nian60
      @nian60 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      And maybe littering.

  • @sundog5143
    @sundog5143 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    Trump should like that Time person of the year joke because it was GOLD🏅

  • @LaSnob711
    @LaSnob711 58 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    The 90`s was indeed a much better time 😅

  • @sophieh5924
    @sophieh5924 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    wow can’t believe i’m this early

  • @mainelement4139
    @mainelement4139 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    FREEE LUIGI!

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Still cannot wrap my brain around why, even after 9 years of this, there are still people who think the whiniest lying sociopath and most fragile crybaby on Earth is admirable.

  • @nicholashay7207
    @nicholashay7207 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    i've seen a few -that was one of the best sketchs. hella

  • @seanturner6832
    @seanturner6832 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    Guys maybe it's not the 90s anymore...maybe it's the 60s😂!

    • @niawohl3377
      @niawohl3377 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Could be the 90s…the 1790s that is

  • @autecheee
    @autecheee ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    3:12. NBC will need to settle and donate million$ ….ABC did

  • @lesleylewis2031
    @lesleylewis2031 43 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    I'm boycotting Amazon forever

  • @tygrahof9268
    @tygrahof9268 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Every Horrid thing said about McConnell here is actually factual...

  • @friedsymphony
    @friedsymphony 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    Read that as "UnitedHealthcare CEO Shooter Named TIME Person of the Year" for a second and agreed so hard

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Trump is an expert at Baloney.
    Trump is a cheese whiz, however.

  • @RedDragon34
    @RedDragon34 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    YO. I just got a notification from McDonalds when Colin said "Was Open."

  • @byronic-heroine
    @byronic-heroine ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    The worst part was the hypocrisy.

  • @EvelynHu-h8l
    @EvelynHu-h8l 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Luigi unites everyone who is not a corporatist! Quick Mario, You can save Luigi!

  • @grahamgriffin5902
    @grahamgriffin5902 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Timed it!

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    Make Polio Great Again.

  • @coltenh581
    @coltenh581 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Why are these ALWAYS posted out of order? Bad enough to split it into three-four parts on the night but you can’t be bothered to release them in order?

  • @teeellecee
    @teeellecee 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Would love to see these two make OJ related jokes for Norm Macdonald's memory. Lorne loved him but he supported his writer

  • @exodore2000
    @exodore2000 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    The Yelp review for McDonalds with a 5 star review should be Ice Cream machine worked 5 stars.

    • @Pecisk
      @Pecisk 45 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      yeah that's a bit missed opportunity

  • @wendelljenner4193
    @wendelljenner4193 48 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    "it's the 90s" hasn't worked any time he's said it

  • @Sillybillyilly
    @Sillybillyilly ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    That million could be used for something productive.. to actually help the world what does the inauguration need that for

  • @flashfocusbruh5144
    @flashfocusbruh5144 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    It’s the 90s 😂

  • @flashfocusbruh5144
    @flashfocusbruh5144 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Colin’s pic in the cards is the best night of my life

  • @unsolvedintexas
    @unsolvedintexas 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Your god damn right about that Colin

  • @DanielKlein23
    @DanielKlein23 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +35

    The hypocrisy joke doesn't work at all. He didn't express unhappiness at "corporate America", he very specifically and explicitly called out health insurances. I don't think Starbucks or McDonalds are in the busy of selling health insurance. Quite the opposite.

    • @vengeancewillbemine3440
      @vengeancewillbemine3440 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Because you personally saw him write said note huh?damn you are a trustworthy source of information.

    • @callmeshaggy5166
      @callmeshaggy5166 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      You must not own a doghouse there, professor of logic

    • @seagreen917
      @seagreen917 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      i watched a documentary a while ago about processed food corporations. A lot of health insurance companies have been found to be investing in Fast food and junk food companies, circling back to the point that they're trying to make the population sick, get their money, and then deny them help.

    • @datgrrl_official
      @datgrrl_official 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Listen to the joke. "He had a note on him expressing anger at corporate America". Does it make sense now? Is there an adult in your home that can explain it to you? It's past your bedtime, kind of late for you to be up. Night night.

    • @OGLizardKing
      @OGLizardKing 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@datgrrl_official you're absolutely right. I guess if you're hungry, you just don't eat? It's not the most basic of needs?
      Now, take your ass to bed.

  • @noname1247
    @noname1247 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Free Luigi.

  • @markstewart4501
    @markstewart4501 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Corporate run and funded SNL...Yeah, final straw for me.

  • @olivergarrick1175
    @olivergarrick1175 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    " its the 90s " was said again!
    Drink!