Argh not looking forward to alien isolation I'm just too tired alien games I saw the gameplay from ign looks like crap pretty sure it's you running away from 1 aliens that's going to stalk your life and you need to escaping the ship or killing the alien ugh so tired the alien dosent even have the graphic and textures on him the alien haves no slime on his mouth when you hide in lockers the alien don't even hear beeping sounds from your tracker really?
shinji nator they said you would fight more enemy more than the one alien I bet alien isolation will not be another overhype screw up its even being developed by hole new team it at least won't be bad as this game right here its just going to be a open world survival horror and you don't need jumpscares make a game scary
I remember that I saw your review and decided to ignore you... and bought Aliens: Colonia Marines. Worst mistake in my life. I'm sorry Joe. Should have listened to you.
M. Volgrand Ah, who am I kidding? I did the same, yes I did. I saw this review and said, "oh it can't be that bad". Oh I was wrong. I returned it the next day I got it. No joke.
it's fun how 5 years later people found out that the messed up alien AI was because of a typo on a single line of code. A single letter messed up most of the AI code.
@@Bobman-ml5qf Then apply the fan overhaul mod. Its actually fun now! (but then again Im huge Colonial Marines fan so Im willing to close my eyes a bit here and there)
Alien isolation was already in the works when this was released, hence he referred to it near the end. He just did a good job predicting what would make for a good game which the designers of the isolation were thankfully good at too.
I have seen developers (Not publishers, developers) talk about reviewers that they like watching, and Joe is one of the more common ones (Also stuff like Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation and TotalBiscuit, etc), so it's pretty plausible that they took his words as inspiration. I remember reading somewhere the developers of Isolation were really unhappy with what Colonial Marines did to the franchise.
Neakal Alien Isolation came only about 4 months away from 2 full years before this review, that's a VERY significant amount of time for a game development. Whole games have been developed in less time, so I definitely think it's POSSIBLE that he influenced. However, I'm not saying that's what really happened, just saying that I think it's very plausible.
Marines came out in February 12, 2013, Isolation October 7, 2014. Bigger gap than I thought so, yes (I could swear it was only a few months). But a AAA game that was already in the making, I'm not sure. But then I don't know too well about game development so you could be right. If so, kudos to them for actually listening to criticisms.
Funny story, I went to Gamestop and purchased Colonial Marines at full price for my brother. He was very excited for it and was looking forward to playing it. When I got home and checked TH-cam, I saw this video was uploaded! So, I click the video and as soon as Joe comes onscreen, I think, "Is Joe setting up for some kind of joke?" And then... "You fucked it up." At that moment, I asked myself, "What did we just waste 60 dollars on?"
@@frenchsoldier8485 You are dumb for trusting bethesda. They turned scummy when they introduced paid mods for skyrim. And u have a terrible taste for liking fallot series😂
Damn. The more I watch Joe, the more I think he's psychic. He wanted a full-fledged game made out of the Assassin's Creed 3 naval missions. We got Assassin's Creed 4. And NOW he says he wants a game like Amnesia mixed with aliens. We now have Alien: Isolation coming out soon. Holy shit dude.
AvP 2010 was great. I love how you say it is a 6/10 but it had pretty much everything you wanted in an alien game in the human campaign. Aliens were smart, they stalked you, climbed on walls, attacked in unison etc. The atmosphere was scary, marines were consantly dying around you. It was a million times more authentic of an Aliens experience than this shit.
@@carlosandresgomezreyes9846 bruh the campaign lasted like 3 hrs for the marines and that was the best part .. rest of it was fine but it aint some masterpiece
DarkenedArc Not besides titles like The Fighter Within. I mean, Cawadoody isn't broken or anything, there's just nothing there. It's nothing but shooting, and shooting, and more shooting.
I'm playing through Aliens VS Predators The Game (2010) right now and I'm amazed at how much better that game is compared to this. The aliens have actual AI, are better animated and the atmosphere of the game when youre playing as the marine is so much scarier. It even looks better in certain areas. It baffles me as to how badly they fucked this up >.
KingKongCompilation no idea why joe said it was a 6/10. The multiplayer is one of the best multiplayer games I’ve ever played and I never even played it with my friends, just randoms.
KingKongCompilation the campaign had 3 different storylines which was cool. I didn’t feel like multiplayer was unbalanced. The modes like the infection one were amazingly fun. Species tdm, mixed species tdm, etc.
KingKongCompilation The Predators were OP but I feel like people diss the marine faction. They can be a force to be reckoned with. Teamplay is essential. I smeared the floor with them in a big Species TDM.
@@bowlining I purchased this (yes I'm a dick, but it was like five quid at Game) and thought I'd give it the benefit of the doubt. Then... I got to that particular part of the story; witnessed the hood being ripped off to reveal Hicks, and all I can remember was hearing the Windows 95 shutdown jingle reverberate through my mind before passing out riddled with cancer. I'm only alive to this day thanks to massive doses of retro gaming and MAME emulation...
To be fair, his (and Newt's) death in Alien 3 was a fucking cop-out and not emotional at all, just bizarre. I mean Ripley just happens to be the lucky sole survivor again? The pod is malfunctioning left and right, but hey Ripley you're ok, xenomorph incubation within you notwithstanding.
@@NebLleb fully aware of the difference It was in agreement with the original comment. Dark descent though a RTS is more accurate of alien colonial marines shooter then it was.
Why isn't there a law making it illegal for gaming developers to lie like this about their game to their customers? Fucking sickening. Maybe if there was more work and actual care would go into the games but nope.
ConorChaos Because every dollar spent means more tax income for the mafia (government.) Advice - Stop buying new games unless that one-in-a-million game releases with no shady practices. Plenty of older games out there that are far superior to all the new cash grabs of this decade.
@Dick Kickem I get the reusage of levels (even if it make sense given that all the campaigns are in the same general area and they intersect at points), but short length campaign? It's 12 to 15 hours, which is more than enough for a FPS.
Five years later, a spelling error was found to be responsible for the Xenomorph AI's failure in the game. It still doesn't explain the rest of the game's problems.
Overall bad writing, bad pacing choices, and a piss-poor ending. Oh yeah, the fact that Randy Pitchford praised it, and continues to defend it. Course, he wasn't known as much of an ass at the time; lol, it was THIS game that started that reputation. The fact that Jim Sterling continues to roast him at every opportunity doesn't help matters. I honestly don't blame the guy; he suffered a certain amount of professional disdain for the interview he did with Pitchford prior to the game's release.
That spelling error did mess up the AI, but apparently it was messed up beyond that. TemplarGFX fixed the typo, then went on to completely rework the AI, graphics, and sound to make a mediocre game actually decent. Can't fix the story but, damn, one guy fixing a game from a major studio is commendable.
The developers and studios that made Ride to Hell Retribution, Aliens Colonial Marines, and No Mans Sky should all band together and purposely make a game as shitty as possible almost like a parody. Include ridiculous microtransactions, bugs (make them funny though) boring as shit gameplay, just a combination of everything we hate that makes a game bad. I'd pay 10 bucks for that. Mainly just to (force) erm I mean see Angry Joe review it.Then again they would probably fuck it up and make a great game instead just to piss us off....
And I payed full price for the collector edition and all, was there at its release day to pick it up at the store. Man.......5 years ago since one my most greatests disappointements in gaming history. It still hurts.
@@thatsreallyamoon I'm ok. Lockdown stopped me from getting a job I really wanted but they said they'd have a spot for me for when it ended. Waiting for it to end. For so long.
Modder jamesdickinson963 was able to fix the game’s terrible AI behavior by simply correcting the typo “teather” to “tether” from the .ini file. This misspelling in the .ini file significantly hampers the capacity of enemy AI because it prevents important AI parameters from being loaded. My Document\My Games\Aliens Colonial Marines\PecanGame\Config\PecanEngine.ini correct by changing teather to tether, use ctrl+f to find it. Also same thing in DefaultEngine.ini in Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Aliens Colonial Marines\PecanGame\Config
I'm confused. How do you downgrade animations? How does good animation, get downgraded? how? Why? It makes no sense. There's literally no reason to do so.
Agreed. If what they showed was real back then, then somebody must've been playing it on either a PC or a console, so why the need to downgrade when everything is up and running? The answer most likely is because it was pre-rendered footage designed to fool you into thinking it was real. Not good
Why is it when you get bit from a zombie and nothing happens to you, but everyone around you dies from a scratch from a zombie, and there is no carriers?
@@willgold3324 Well for example in Resident evil series its canon that the T- virus only had 90% lethality. The other 10% of the human population was naturally immune.
@Danny Morrissey Meh. Somehow THIS integration of Colonial Marines is Canon, as stated in Joe's review. And if you play to the certain when Winter finds a certain blindfolded guy, that's just cheap to be anyone but Hicks. In other words, this doesn't explain anything with his inclusion out of nowhere. Gearbox fck the whole game badly with weird storyline and clunky COD gamevibe that ain't fit. Throw in some chunks of Alien's references doesn't help either, as you have just pointed out.
If I remember correctly the Stasis Interrupted DLC shows that Hicks is pulled out of Cryo before being launched in the escape pod and is swapped with some generic random character you meet in the DLC and that’s who dies in Alien 3 not Hicks. But it’s all locked behind a PAID DLC
@@chaseyancey8824 It took me 2 seconds lol I never even bothered playing trough the campaign and I'm surprised it's Hicks and doesn't make sense at all lol.
Sacatuki, The game is pretty good. Marine campaign is scary at some points! It has 3 campaigns which are Alien,Marine and Predator. People say that Alien campaign is worst one. I haven't tried the multiplayer. I did have some fun playing that game. Shitted my pants, when i heard Predator sound when i was Marine. and of course, the motion tracker.
Mr. Awesome AvP 3 was pretty cool!! Have you played the original AvP games? Man those games were creepy, atmospheric, and awesome!! If you havent I suggest you try them!! :D
+NeoVinyl is right, and BL2 was shit too. Why can't Gearbox make a good game? Everything they've made 7th gen was shovelware. Hell, their only actually good games are the HL expansions (or one of them anyways) and the Halo PC port (and their original maps were shit)
lets look at their 7th gen games (that i can even remember) -borderlands (a shit FPS/RPG) -duke nukem forever (a shit FPS) -aliens colonial marines (a shit FPS that was falsely advertised) -borderlands 2 (a shit FPS/RPG) and now they've made battleborn, which is a shit hero fps that's basically overwatch but worse
soo..rather then buying a Grade A game.. you intentionaly ? threw cash at one of the most customer loathing and false marketed ..'games' out there from that year ?....niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice guess your a strong supprter of coruption. well at least your brother knows your style since then i guess ,at least you gae him an exuse to wrap up some dog poo for your b day and have a giggle hehehehe
I'll never understand the hate AvP2010 gets. It looks gorgeous, has very fluid Xenomorph animation, very satisfying and enjoyable Alien vs Marine multiplayer (Predators are OP as hell) and just generally feels like a better experience than most give it credit for.
Hipsters are 90% the reason why things that people discover to be trendy turn to shit when they touch it. They are cancer to trends. Anime, pool, Archery, darts, dancing, and now video games.
+Eurasian Writer I almost bought that game, almost XD. The true definition of hipster quality of product and services. Sean, can you see your character? Sean Murray: No, the only way you can see yourself is through another players vision. Can you run into other players? Sean Murray: No you can't. *my eyes roll*
Charlie Channel Maybe IGN outsourced to Seegson Corp., and have Working Joes doing their reviews. They're programmed to give anything that isn't Call of Duty a bad review. XD
There should have been an asymmetrical mode like Evolve where one person plays as a xenomorph and everyone else hunts him down. When the xeno player starts out, he's somewhat weak, but the more marines he kills, the more health he gets and the faster and stronger he gets. That creates a dynamic where players have to stick close to survive and hunt the alien down before it gets too dangerous.
+TheGrayMysterious good idea, but then all players would camp near each other and there would be no point unless if they were spawned in different parts of the map and the map was decently sized.
oh yea, like every other game thats 5 bucks in a used game store. clearly not worth it. dont even bother going to a gamestop dude. youre too good to go in there.
True true, that one is pretty good, but like an Aliens where you are the marines, but a well made game. I remember having an awesome time with the first AVP. Also being the Alien was awesome.
I wish the next Alien Isolation 2 u find a pulse gun and the flamethrower like in the movie when Ripley armed up and combing the pulse gun plus the flamethrower u know what im saying
"HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY" I'm fucking dying XD that just was too perfect. 16:30 Joe perfectly describes a good chunk of Alien Isolation years before the game is revealed.
"Imagine like Amnesia mixed with Aliens. Holy shit that would be a game everyone would be talking about." And just like that Creative Assembly takes the burden to hopefully redeem the license and restore the Fans' faith.
CANNOT wait for Joe to review that and be EVEN MORE disappointed. It's shaping up to be a disaster already, more interviews with devs than gameplay in the trailers, lots of emphasis on Pre-Alpha in any gameplay that is shown, and worst of all Creative Assembly.
I just kept waiting for O'neil to die, he just had that face. You know the face of the character that gets dragged into a vent or pounced on and torn apart but nope he stuck through it the entire time. He just looks like one of those guys that you know is only in the game to die and add suspense but he surprised me after surviving three levels.
Oh don't get me wrong, I hated all of the characters but I hated O'Neil especially. He just looks like a side characters but is one of the main characters. And to be honest this entire game was started because that one marine went all bitch-fit and pulled out a grenade when that chestburster came out like he was some kind of evil cult leader and didn't want to die alone. The entire storyline has more holes in it than the red light district in Amsterdam, this game was clearly just a huge cash cow.
I'm pretty sure that when he is being derogatory then he censors it That way he's not just like "Fuck you and you" and offending people as much But when he just uses it regularly in a sentence, he doesn't feel the need to censor it
+Jared Lucus Not that it really matters, but I think you're right. In one video (can't remember which one) he starts a rant about a female character and it goes something like: "that stupid fucking.. [exploitives deleted]". And I don't blame Joe, just because you're ranting about a female character it doesn't mean that's how you feel about all females. Alas, that's what people instantly bitch about these days.
Lol at O'Neil, I think every gamer knows the frustration of AI and to just empty the clip into them, you know it wont do shit, but its the only recourse you got.
Funny how watching Alien Romulus in the theater brings me back to an old video I enjoyed 11 years ago from a content creator I had all but forgotten. I’m glad to be back, instant (re)sub.
One of the lines in code told the program to attach the alien to "teather" instead of "tether." With that fix the game as whole was, of course, still below expectations. However after modders removed that single letter, the alien AI got significantly better.
@@Xazamas there are more typos in the code, fixing a good chunk of the game and making it better by a good margin. there is two more "teather" in the code, and one capital A in "PecanGame", fucking even more the code. after that, suddenly the game becomes way better.
sulacomarine Gearbox crawled out of it, while Sega took the majority of the flack financially. Randy Pitchford is still claiming his innocence too, and blocking any negative retort's through his twitter account. Because fuck gamers. twitter.com/JimSterling/status/619481003552169985
sulacomarine keep a close eye on everything he gets involved with from here on out. Don't purchase or support anything he touches. Remember he needs the audience to keep his career, so if everyone rises against him, he'll be flipping burgers at Mc Donalds.
It's hilarious how Joe not only predicted Alien Isolation, but also Aliens: Fireteam Elite. He talks about wanting survival horror, and also how the co op is just tacked on here. He wishes that there were classes so you don't feel the exact same as your teammates. He got everything he wanted lmao
Honestly, I don't know what state this game was in at release, but I bought it a few years after it was released and I actually had a lot of fun playing the game.
Even AVp 2010 was a let down in my opinion. Graphics were nice, but areas were repetitive, and I felt the jumps of the predator too 'bound' , also it's whole energy handling thing sucked, it was better in AvP 2.
From what I have seen of Alien Isolation, it looks pretty cool and kinda freaky, but I noticed the alien never climbs the walls or ceilings or walks on all four limbs at all. Sure it goes and sits in vents and tries to grab you sometimes, but I never see them on all fours like Aliens usually do, its always standing straight up on its hind legs, when usually they only do that when they are getting ready to attack. Wish it climbed the walls and stuff, wouldn't it be even more freaky if you heard a sound and turned around to look, but it had climbed over you on the ceiling and dropped behind you while you turned around and got you? (Also the sound for the motion tracker is wrong, doesn't sound nearly as cool as the old sound)
tyranidterrorist no I mean actually walk on all fours, and use the walls and ceilings more than the ground. I know it can run up into vents and such, but it never actually stays up there while moving.
Mr. Person It moves more like a Slasher monster. Stalking the grounds watching, Hunting, and Waiting for you to Fuck up. Also if it was on all fours and constantly on the ceilings and walls you'd lose track of it and it would kill you. Even with the Sensor cause the sensor can give you away in the game with it's Pinging noise.
Danny Caracciolo I honestly don't have the game, but from the playthroughs I have seen, the only time I have seen it on all fours was in vents and when it is trying to get away from you. The rest of the time it is standing on its hind legs straight up.
Mr. Person thats because in the original Alien Movie 90% it walked on two legs. however in alienS they made them more animal like, by having em walk on four legs. so the fact that the alien in this game walks on 2 legs is accurate, since theyre basing it on the original alien movie
Harley Perez Alien isolation was well on its way to being released before Joe made his review of colonial marines, so he had no part in the influence of the game.
I'd recommend youtubing for "Aliens Colonial Marines DLC" because the DLC mission seems to have gotten more time and planning than the entire game got. As to sate your hunger for Aliens, I recommend the NDS game Alien Infestation which is one of the best Alien-games ever and a really great game overall.
Rainversey I have seen Infestation and the reviews say that it is great, too bad that I don't use my DS any more. The DLC, particularly the Nostromo does look quite good.
this game is much better than when it first released. this game was patched a lot AFTER all the negative reviews. improved AI, very few glitches if any, and solid FPS gameplay makes this a good Aliens game.
Yeah I like what their doing with it. If you have played outlast then you know what to expect. You should get your fix with Alien Isolation but I myself just wait for joes review along with some others before I drop 60 bucks again...
got out of basic and ait and one of the first things i did was finally go to gamestop and buy gears of war judgement day and aliens colonial marines. Two games i had been longing to play the entire time i was gone...imagine the disappointment i had that week
@@somedudeonearth4978 another way of saying Magnum opus, his greatest piece of work. The Ride to Hell: Retribution and Rome: Total War 2 reviews are my fav
the guy blew himself up coz he knew what game he was in.
Darlkin wait what game I am in well bye guys *blows my self up *
or, you know, he wanted a quick painless death rather than a slow painful one.
@@thevenator3955 or, you know, he wanted to blow up his own soldiers.
@Mr. Johnson or, you know, he was secretly working for the Russians that wanted to sabotage the mission.
Hahahahaha
29:10 Joe predicted Alien Isolation
Yea you noticed it too. I made a comment further up about that.
Argh not looking forward to alien isolation I'm just too tired alien games I saw the gameplay from ign looks like crap pretty sure it's you running away from 1 aliens that's going to stalk your life and you need to escaping the ship or killing the alien ugh so tired the alien dosent even have the graphic and textures on him the alien haves no slime on his mouth when you hide in lockers the alien don't even hear beeping sounds from your tracker really?
shinji nator they said you would fight more enemy more than the one alien I bet alien isolation will not be another overhype screw up its even being developed by hole new team it at least won't be bad as this game right here its just going to be a open world survival horror and you don't need jumpscares make a game scary
yeah it it will be better then this pile of garbage but still tired of aliens im done
shinji nator but joes not tired
I remember that I saw your review and decided to ignore you... and bought Aliens: Colonia Marines. Worst mistake in my life.
I'm sorry Joe. Should have listened to you.
M. Volgrand What? Are you mad?
I was young. And stupid. I will never forgive myself...
M. Volgrand Ah, who am I kidding? I did the same, yes I did. I saw this review and said, "oh it can't be that bad". Oh I was wrong. I returned it the next day I got it. No joke.
Joseph Garcia
*brohug*
M. Volgrand I know the pain man. This game broke my heart.
it's fun how 5 years later people found out that the messed up alien AI was because of a typo on a single line of code.
A single letter messed up most of the AI code.
even with that tether code fix, some players say the game clearly needs much more polishing.
oh yeah, im not a coder but yeah even 1 letter or number off in a code can completely ruin everything especially for the AI
The game still (kinda) sucks even with the code fixed.
@@Bobman-ml5qf Then apply the fan overhaul mod. Its actually fun now! (but then again Im huge Colonial Marines fan so Im willing to close my eyes a bit here and there)
I watched some Videos about it, but to be honest.....I didn't see any differences after the correction. Aliens are still running like Idiots.
Joe either predicted or inspired Alien: isolation. spooky.
Alien isolation was already in the works when this was released, hence he referred to it near the end. He just did a good job predicting what would make for a good game which the designers of the isolation were thankfully good at too.
I have seen developers (Not publishers, developers) talk about reviewers that they like watching, and Joe is one of the more common ones (Also stuff like Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation and TotalBiscuit, etc), so it's pretty plausible that they took his words as inspiration. I remember reading somewhere the developers of Isolation were really unhappy with what Colonial Marines did to the franchise.
Neakal Alien Isolation came only about 4 months away from 2 full years before this review, that's a VERY significant amount of time for a game development. Whole games have been developed in less time, so I definitely think it's POSSIBLE that he influenced. However, I'm not saying that's what really happened, just saying that I think it's very plausible.
Marines came out in February 12, 2013, Isolation October 7, 2014. Bigger gap than I thought so, yes (I could swear it was only a few months). But a AAA game that was already in the making, I'm not sure.
But then I don't know too well about game development so you could be right. If so, kudos to them for actually listening to criticisms.
Joe also predicted Ultimate Marvel vs. Camcom 3
With 2020 here this is still funny after all these years. I feel your pain Joe. Yo Joe....carry on.
We need the next sequel or a remake of colonial marines
@@digitalsoldierxp9027 avp 2010 remake would be godly
He can alien isolation
@@DireNemesis true, I have all achievements for that game on steam
12:32 me and harem anime trops, cliche
Some please make an Angry Joe 'You done fucked it up' complitation.
There is
FloppyFlapjak Link please?
FizzyPayton well it's more of a remix than a compilation
+FizzyPayton I'll give it a shot! Oh props to the Profile Pic! Go Hawks!
+FizzyPayton did anybody notice bishop saying bring it on at 13:42 i was so funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And it turns out the AI was shit because of a typo that hasn't been fixed to this day.
Well, not really.
@@karakas9905 why not, is the story fake/untrue ?
@@GamingPenis Yeah. One typo did not destroy the AI...
@@karakas9905 But, it did... you can fix it yourself even.
Something like mistyping Tether as Teather
Joe's armour looks like it's still loading
kwadwo baidoo ah damn I thought I made this joke first damn
His armor got me feeling like 23:05
😂
The texture is still popping in
🤣🤣🤣
I still watch this years later, still makes me laugh everytime.
Yeeeeeaaahhh hahaha
+isonic lol
See... thats angryjoe at its finest compared to nowadays 😕
***** better than martha crying..
+Kanishka Kreaper "it's his mother's name! D:"
Am i the only person who suffers from depression, and watches joe's old videos as almost like a nice warm blanket sometimes?
I know what you mean, I'm depressed a lot of the time too. These videos are super effective at cheering me up 😊
Exactly (just without the depression part)
No
I wish we weren't like this.
me minus the depression. i just love his old angrier self! lol
“Man I wonder how joe feels about this game?”
*First fifteen seconds*
“YA FUCKED IT UP!”
“Well that answers that.”
Honestly I felt the disappointment from the thumbnail
Me too! Lmfao Joe’s expression in the thumbnail alr says it all, I can alr hear him screaming the moment I laid my eyes on it
"You done fucked it up"
Well that was a good review *turns off computer
It's "You fucked it up " in this review
SuperMisteryMan01 It is a delightfully succinct intro. Absolutely perfect.
after writing the comment of course
Can’t say I’m surprised, If I was the head of GEARBOX I would have FIRED that Idiot Randy Pitchferd for this Fiasco🤬🤬🤬
I like how Joey pretty much predicted Alien: Isolation at the end there.
And unlike Colonial marines, it is awesome.
Joey.
@@briankim8872 With a much better AI.
Let's see how Aliens Fireteam compares to this catastrophe. See you in summer 2021 everyone. 😆
Bruh, i just saw your comment on the new alien game trailer , then now here. What are he odds lmao. Love your content.
Fingers crossed 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤣🤣
Is it just me or does the alien AI in the new trailer look a bit “stiffish”
@@pablofierro7262 Everyeone is getting reccomended this video again. =D
I so badly want Fireteam to be good
Humans: Colonial Aliens
Bugs: The Game.
2013:Alien Colonial Marines, Ride To Hell: Retribution
2014:Watch Dogs, Destiny
2015:Star Wars Battlefront, Need For Speed
2016:No Man's Sky, The Division
Mason Hodnett Star Wars? Surely it's need for speed the biggest disappointment of 2015
nah Star Wars was more of a disappointment, the racing genre was dying anyways but EA took a masterpiece and took a shit on it
Mason Hodnett
watch dogs wasn't bad though.
In what world?
Watch dogs was rubbish.
Funny story, I went to Gamestop and purchased Colonial Marines at full price for my brother. He was very excited for it and was looking forward to playing it. When I got home and checked TH-cam, I saw this video was uploaded! So, I click the video and as soon as Joe comes onscreen, I think, "Is Joe setting up for some kind of joke?"
And then...
"You fucked it up."
At that moment, I asked myself, "What did we just waste 60 dollars on?"
Felt the same when I put over 100$ for Fallout: 76
@@frenchsoldier8485 You are dumb for trusting bethesda. They turned scummy when they introduced paid mods for skyrim. And u have a terrible taste for liking fallot series😂
@@frenchsoldier8485 100 dls ..wtfuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
@@DocEtan Maybe so... but atleast the Pip-Boy looks nice
@@namandu9454 It was the Pip-Boy version
Graphics were as good as Doom 3 on original Xbox...
Which came out 9 years earlier
TheOmniscientAtheist
You know your game is bad when a game that came out a decade earlier looks better.
Buffalo the lighting was just as good but the textures were total crap on doom 3
Doom 3 is a wicked game.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
Amnesia meeting Aliens?
Joe can read the future
more like the devs saw this review and other similar opinions
Yep
That thankfully gave us Alien Isolation!
Damn. The more I watch Joe, the more I think he's psychic.
He wanted a full-fledged game made out of the Assassin's Creed 3 naval missions. We got Assassin's Creed 4.
And NOW he says he wants a game like Amnesia mixed with aliens. We now have Alien: Isolation coming out soon.
Holy shit dude.
He also predicted saints row 4
Holy shit lol
he's a big influence to the devs, i love him.
Well Ubisoft Love him...
karkar00000
all hail the great joe and the child-folllower ubisoft
i love angry joe shooting randomly before he say: "you fucked it up"
Why does he randomly shoot before he says that?
Thank god for Alien: Isolation!
Fr it's badass
but gosh dng it tho i like to see marines and shootin more than hidin it would ve been awesome to make this game awwesome
Refering to No Man's Lie?
McDastardly outlast had a part in that as well IMO
why are you thanking yourself?
AvP 2010 was great. I love how you say it is a 6/10 but it had pretty much everything you wanted in an alien game in the human campaign. Aliens were smart, they stalked you, climbed on walls, attacked in unison etc. The atmosphere was scary, marines were consantly dying around you. It was a million times more authentic of an Aliens experience than this shit.
Yeahh
@@carlosandresgomezreyes9846 bruh the campaign lasted like 3 hrs for the marines and that was the best part .. rest of it was fine but it aint some masterpiece
Facts bro I loved that game to bits. The multiplayer was hella fun too. I’m so hung up on wanting a good colonial marines survival horror type game.
It is a 6/10. It's a decent game, but the Predator and Alien campaigns are far too short.
@@okagron So what? Its multiplayer is great. I spent so many months playing with friends.
If it was called Call of Duty : Aliens, IGN would give 9.9/10
Bartek Stachelek but certainly not the WORST thing ever there a worse MUCH worse games than COD
Bartek Stachelek In my opinion it's beyond that.
DarkenedArc Not besides titles like The Fighter Within. I mean, Cawadoody isn't broken or anything, there's just nothing there. It's nothing but shooting, and shooting, and more shooting.
Well they got a hold of the Predator. I can see that in the future.
If it was Call of Duty developers that made an aliens game I guarantee you it would be a lot better than this piece of s***
Battleborn is karma for Gearbox fucking up Colonial Marines and Duke Nukem Forever
The way the price drop for the game is just ridiculous! It's on humble bundle right now as part of 2k bundle for $15.
Battleborn got alot cheaper because of Overwatch.
Ma boy politicz gon bring hip hop back
Let's be fair for Duke it came out after so much development hell but that only applies to duke
it's a shame their best work is borderlands series
I'm playing through Aliens VS Predators The Game (2010) right now and I'm amazed at how much better that game is compared to this. The aliens have actual AI, are better animated and the atmosphere of the game when youre playing as the marine is so much scarier. It even looks better in certain areas.
It baffles me as to how badly they fucked this up >.
Axl Jenkins yeah playing all three campaigns are fucking fun
KingKongCompilation no idea why joe said it was a 6/10. The multiplayer is one of the best multiplayer games I’ve ever played and I never even played it with my friends, just randoms.
KingKongCompilation the campaign had 3 different storylines which was cool. I didn’t feel like multiplayer was unbalanced. The modes like the infection one were amazingly fun. Species tdm, mixed species tdm, etc.
KingKongCompilation The Predators were OP but I feel like people diss the marine faction. They can be a force to be reckoned with. Teamplay is essential. I smeared the floor with them in a big Species TDM.
KingKongCompilation Yep, it’s more fun to work together than going at it alone though.
“Hey joe.” 7:47
2018 and that line still gold
I love how he just kind of shows up looking to have fun like that annoying kid that ruins every game when it tries to join your friend group lol
Yeet
Mr. Irrelevant yeetus
If Joe starts the video with ''you fucked it up'' YOU KNOOOW IT IS GOING TO BE BAD.
TheMasta Pasta smart
TheMasta Pasta lol rip sega made it 😭
+Onehanded kid nope, they published it.
gearbox made it.
ok well still sega is a part its still bad k m8
I thought it'll be "You done fucked it up"
The surviving marine was Hicks (Michael Biehn's character)
stop for a second, did they ruin emotional moment from Alien3? Didnt Hicks fucking die?
@@bowlining im glad he didnt die lol
@@bowlining
I purchased this (yes I'm a dick, but it was like five quid at Game) and thought I'd give it the benefit of the doubt.
Then... I got to that particular part of the story; witnessed the hood being ripped off to reveal Hicks, and all I can remember was hearing the Windows 95 shutdown jingle reverberate through my mind before passing out riddled with cancer.
I'm only alive to this day thanks to massive doses of retro gaming and MAME emulation...
*Are they fucking kidding? What did the corporation do? Wake him up on the SULACO and drag him back to the planet?
To be fair, his (and Newt's) death in Alien 3 was a fucking cop-out and not emotional at all, just bizarre. I mean Ripley just happens to be the lucky sole survivor again? The pod is malfunctioning left and right, but hey Ripley you're ok, xenomorph incubation within you notwithstanding.
I keep losing my shit at hello my baby....
X dox
Years later, "Cancelization" still sounds hilarious.
That moment when the Demo is better than the actual game.
Destroyer Of Skulls The demo is always better
thomasbrke Remember Blast Chamber? That demo was great...the actual game was too. I want a Blast Chamber remake for PSN.
So basically Too Human
kinda wish they would remake AVP extinction for ps4 and xbox one, first AVP game i ever played aside Concrete Jungle which i loved
And it took a company experienced with RTS development to give us the Alien game we've so badly wanted.
Yep. Alien Isolation sure does make my fun beans hum with delight.
@@meatball5336with aliens dark decent was the alien colonial marines this should have been
@@loudman12 Don't you mean "Fireteam Elite"? Dark Descent is a tactics game. Fireteam Elite is the competent shooter, and it was a _budget title!_
@@NebLleb fully aware of the difference It was in agreement with the original comment. Dark descent though a RTS is more accurate of alien colonial marines shooter then it was.
the marine in the beginning actually wanted to prevent you from having to play the story
He's the true hero for sure. A tragic hero, nonetheless. :C
@@vilhelmpuddintain9295 he should flip off to winter and warned that this game is DOGSHIT
“Please don’t cancel Aliens Colonial Marines.”
Yeah that aged well lol
Why isn't there a law making it illegal for gaming developers to lie like this about their game to their customers? Fucking sickening. Maybe if there was more work and actual care would go into the games but nope.
ConorChaos because lying isnt illegal unless contracted not to
ConorChaos because otherwise there would be no franchising.
borgKick false advertising is illegal.
yet almost every AAA gaming company gets away with it.
ConorChaos Because every dollar spent means more tax income for the mafia (government.) Advice - Stop buying new games unless that one-in-a-million game releases with no shady practices. Plenty of older games out there that are far superior to all the new cash grabs of this decade.
Alien isolation is good but we NEED a good aliens action game
Agreed
Alien was never an action movie franchise, it always focused on horror/thriller
Alien isolation was a piece of shit. I don't want to fight fucking wave after wave of retarded androids. BOOORING!
+Stephen Lyon what if we let you play the sequence in which Ripley turns full badass and fights through the alien nest to save newt?
It should be ALIENS not fucking robots! I don't mind 1 robot... but having tons of them is total bs..
I thought AvP 2010 was a great game. It had more variety, better AI, better MP, better campaign, and less buggy in general.
@Dick Kickem I get the reusage of levels (even if it make sense given that all the campaigns are in the same general area and they intersect at points), but short length campaign? It's 12 to 15 hours, which is more than enough for a FPS.
Five years later, a spelling error was found to be responsible for the Xenomorph AI's failure in the game. It still doesn't explain the rest of the game's problems.
@@k417njbka7 no, that's actually correct
Overall bad writing, bad pacing choices, and a piss-poor ending.
Oh yeah, the fact that Randy Pitchford praised it, and continues to defend it. Course, he wasn't known as much of an ass at the time; lol, it was THIS game that started that reputation.
The fact that Jim Sterling continues to roast him at every opportunity doesn't help matters. I honestly don't blame the guy; he suffered a certain amount of professional disdain for the interview he did with Pitchford prior to the game's release.
That spelling error did mess up the AI, but apparently it was messed up beyond that. TemplarGFX fixed the typo, then went on to completely rework the AI, graphics, and sound to make a mediocre game actually decent. Can't fix the story but, damn, one guy fixing a game from a major studio is commendable.
RIP Bill Paxton. The Game is Never Over
The developers and studios that made Ride to Hell Retribution, Aliens Colonial Marines, and No Mans Sky should all band together and purposely make a game as shitty as possible almost like a parody. Include ridiculous microtransactions, bugs (make them funny though) boring as shit gameplay, just a combination of everything we hate that makes a game bad. I'd pay 10 bucks for that. Mainly just to (force) erm I mean see Angry Joe review it.Then again they would probably fuck it up and make a great game instead just to piss us off....
remsensor TM Yea and have a giant graphical downgrade
They'd probably sell it for $60
It's called "Goat simulator"
That game is purposely shitty
Dairokuten Maou no $120 for bonus content
Hard to believe that this game already released 5 years ago. Damn.
And I payed full price for the collector edition and all, was there at its release day to pick it up at the store. Man.......5 years ago since one my most greatests disappointements in gaming history. It still hurts.
Sapody I know that feel
And Randy still defends it🙄
@@pyreotusbark8954 how are you doing bro, comment is 2 years old now 🙂
@@thatsreallyamoon I'm ok. Lockdown stopped me from getting a job I really wanted but they said they'd have a spot for me for when it ended.
Waiting for it to end. For so long.
"Hello my baby! hello my honey!! hello my rag time gaaall!!!"
2:13
Bill Paxton.
(Pour your booze for respect here)
He was a true Ultimate Badass.
🥃
🍸
Out of the loop here, did he die?
@@redcell9636 yeah
🕯️
After this game failed, 20th Century Fox immediately dropped this crap from the story canon.
Ha, really? That's awesome.
Late comment but where so does it say they did that?
@@hallowseve5801 I do think it dose anywhere I looked, and cant find a thing.
Meanwhile Covenant, Prometheus, and “The Predator” 2018 are a-ok
@@timothywillox8564the predator is in the same universe as Aliens?
I find it funny how the main reason the alien ai was so shit was because of a typo in the games files and it was never patched xD
The Marine Campaign in 2010's Aliens Vs. Predator was twice as good as this At only half the length!
Why was it never patched?
Modder jamesdickinson963 was able to fix the game’s terrible AI behavior by simply correcting the typo “teather” to “tether” from the .ini file. This misspelling in the .ini file significantly hampers the capacity of enemy AI because it prevents important AI parameters from being loaded. My Document\My Games\Aliens Colonial Marines\PecanGame\Config\PecanEngine.ini correct by changing teather to tether, use ctrl+f to find it. Also same thing in DefaultEngine.ini in Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Aliens Colonial Marines\PecanGame\Config
@@TheWayoftheSith but why didnt they patch it?
And to think the Aliens would be much more difficult to fight had they not misspelled "tether".
Check out TemplarGFX ACM Overhaul v6. He completely reworked the AI, graphics, guns, sounds, textures... everything.
I'm confused.
How do you downgrade animations?
How does good animation, get downgraded? how? Why? It makes no sense. There's literally no reason to do so.
MickDick l Money my dude
Tell that to Mass Effect Andromeda
My guess is that the animations were never actually there. They were just created for a small demo and never used.
Agreed. If what they showed was real back then, then somebody must've been playing it on either a PC or a console, so why the need to downgrade when everything is up and running? The answer most likely is because it was pre-rendered footage designed to fool you into thinking it was real. Not good
don't the aliens have acidic blood? how did you not take damage from that when you did that one shotgun execution bit?
Why is it when you get bit from a zombie and nothing happens to you, but everyone around you dies from a scratch from a zombie, and there is no carriers?
@@willgold3324 Well for example in Resident evil series its canon that the T- virus only had 90% lethality. The other 10% of the human population was naturally immune.
I believe canonically speaking the characters you play as never get bit or hurt in the RE series. Idr where I heard that from though.
"Imagine a game of Amnesia mixed with aliens"
Behold ALIEN: ISOLATION!!
Phoenix2450 Lol predictions
It's been years now, so let me just spoil this: the survived Marine whom Joe refers to is Hicks.
I sure was searching for this and couldn't seem to find the answer thank you I appreciate it.
@Danny Morrissey Meh. Somehow THIS integration of Colonial Marines is Canon, as stated in Joe's review. And if you play to the certain when Winter finds a certain blindfolded guy, that's just cheap to be anyone but Hicks. In other words, this doesn't explain anything with his inclusion out of nowhere.
Gearbox fck the whole game badly with weird storyline and clunky COD gamevibe that ain't fit. Throw in some chunks of Alien's references doesn't help either, as you have just pointed out.
If I remember correctly the Stasis Interrupted DLC shows that Hicks is pulled out of Cryo before being launched in the escape pod and is swapped with some generic random character you meet in the DLC and that’s who dies in Alien 3 not Hicks. But it’s all locked behind a PAID DLC
@@scopev4274 even I haven't played that DLC yet XO Great work, Randy.
@@chaseyancey8824 It took me 2 seconds lol I never even bothered playing trough the campaign and I'm surprised it's Hicks and doesn't make sense at all lol.
Colonial marines with the ai of isolation would have been epic.
And graphics improved.
Graphics look shit compared to AvP 3 which is from 2010
Sacatuki, True.
Sacatuki, I played AvP 2010 at Max settings!
Damn, it looks good!
Sacatuki, The game is pretty good. Marine campaign is scary at some points! It has 3 campaigns which are Alien,Marine and Predator. People say that Alien campaign is worst one. I haven't tried the multiplayer. I did have some fun playing that game. Shitted my pants, when i heard Predator sound when i was Marine. and of course, the motion tracker.
Mr. Awesome AvP 3 was pretty cool!! Have you played the original AvP games? Man those games were creepy, atmospheric, and awesome!! If you havent I suggest you try them!! :D
Alien Isolation? Well i guess they listened to Joe
***** Backup plan then?
fission reactor Pretty much
dawood rashid Well that's a switch!
probably took all the money to fund battleborn haha
At the time they siphoned the money to fund Borderlands 2.
+NeoVinyl is right, and BL2 was shit too. Why can't Gearbox make a good game? Everything they've made 7th gen was shovelware. Hell, their only actually good games are the HL expansions (or one of them anyways) and the Halo PC port (and their original maps were shit)
lets look at their 7th gen games (that i can even remember)
-borderlands (a shit FPS/RPG)
-duke nukem forever (a shit FPS)
-aliens colonial marines (a shit FPS that was falsely advertised)
-borderlands 2 (a shit FPS/RPG)
and now they've made battleborn, which is a shit hero fps that's basically overwatch but worse
Err thats your opinion about borderlands 2. alot of people think its good. also im not surprised you didn't mention BIA
Actually, I heard a lot of the money suppose to be used for this game was used for fund Borderlands 2
2022 and this review never gets old.
Can't wait when it hits the 10 year anniversary.
His fan base got kinda old and so did he becoming one of the leftist indoctrinated psychos
@@Soulweaver0 thats now
It's Joe's classic. This, and his Fable 2 video.
and so alien isolation was born
No man's sky is the real sequel of this game
Nah dude, No Man's Sky is the sequel to Ride to Hell: Retribution.
Simon Riley No Man's Sky is the bastard child of Ride to Hell Retribution and ACM
29:10 joe...you made a game you wanted :3
29:10 The Alien: Isolation devs obviously watched this video
***** Creative Assembly is a very talented group trust me I'm sure when Sega told them to make the next game they took alot of notes.
+TreiskadekDevil Lol, we thinking of the same Creative Assembly?
+ConorChaos yes it is the same as total war
I literally just play this game over and over again just to play the "Raven" Mission because it's the only somewhat scary and fun mission in the game.
Try the TemplarGFX ACM Overhaul v6, it breathes some life into it.
I bought this game for my brother's birthday in 2015... He thought I was buying Isolation for him!
you have a lucky brother then
+Colton Easton Dont you mean unlucky?
Ramboedah I guess you don't have a great relationship with your brother anymore?
Ramboedah you monster
soo..rather then buying a Grade A game.. you intentionaly ? threw cash at one of the most customer loathing and false marketed ..'games' out there from that year ?....niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice guess your a strong supprter of coruption.
well at least your brother knows your style since then i guess ,at least you gae him an exuse to wrap up some dog poo for your b day and have a giggle hehehehe
I'll never understand the hate AvP2010 gets. It looks gorgeous, has very fluid Xenomorph animation, very satisfying and enjoyable Alien vs Marine multiplayer (Predators are OP as hell) and just generally feels like a better experience than most give it credit for.
agreed
I want a standalone Predator game.
+Pete Olivarez Preach.
A game where you get to play as the most dangerous Hunter in the galaxy.
Predator concrete jungle is not good enough for that.
Sebastian Cintron
I'm down to donate money to a Kickstarter to make this dream come true.
One thing that made the xenos scary for me in that game was when they think you can't see them they crawl extremely slowly at you
oh look, hipsters developed it. who would've guessed that it'd be bad..
Hipsters are 90% the reason why things that people discover to be trendy turn to shit when they touch it. They are cancer to trends. Anime, pool, Archery, darts, dancing, and now video games.
+ßetaJuice wait...darts?
+Jerry Huang yep, that's right I said that random crap, Darts.
+Eurasian Writer I almost bought that game, almost XD.
The true definition of hipster quality of product and services.
Sean, can you see your character?
Sean Murray: No, the only way you can see yourself is through another players vision.
Can you run into other players?
Sean Murray: No you can't.
*my eyes roll*
Don't forget they ruined rock, beards, irony, and all the older generations perception of gen y.
The most iconic intro to a video.
" you fucked it up " Fiver years later and it still holds up!
They had A FLAMETHROWING POWERLOADER?!?!
Aliens : Colonial Marines
10/10- IGN
Adam Brennan Apparently they mark it as a 4.5/10 and say, quote, "it's not worthy" as a sequel to Aliens.
How dare they give Alien Isolation a 5/10. F*ck that biased critic in particular!!!
Charlie Channel Maybe IGN outsourced to Seegson Corp., and have Working Joes doing their reviews. They're programmed to give anything that isn't Call of Duty a bad review. XD
Adam Brennan
Aliens: Colonial Marines
9.8/10 - IGN
It has guns like Call of Duty.
Adam Brennan B>U>L>L>S>H>I>T!
There should have been an asymmetrical mode like Evolve where one person plays as a xenomorph and everyone else hunts him down. When the xeno player starts out, he's somewhat weak, but the more marines he kills, the more health he gets and the faster and stronger he gets. That creates a dynamic where players have to stick close to survive and hunt the alien down before it gets too dangerous.
that's a good idea
wow that's a good idea
I cannot argue with that at all.
+TheGrayMysterious
good idea, but then all players would camp near each other and there would be no point unless if they were spawned in different parts of the map and the map was decently sized.
Thomasthetrainlover 1 Spawn the marines on one side and the xeno on the other.
Legends says joes armor is still loading
this game must be horrible then since it is only $4.99 at Gamestop.
oh yea, like every other game thats 5 bucks in a used game store. clearly not worth it. dont even bother going to a gamestop dude. youre too good to go in there.
+Colton Easton where else can we go to buy games? There are no EB games locations anymore:/
General Coma
Did Randy Pitchford paid you enough money to write this shit comment???
Atleast you didn't spend 120$ for the collectors edition haha.
Lol it's 3.99 for Xbox now
They really need to make a new Aliens or AVP that's actually good... it's sad because Aliens and Predator are my FAVORITE in sci-fi.
Try Alien Isolation
True true, that one is pretty good, but like an Aliens where you are the marines, but a well made game. I remember having an awesome time with the first AVP. Also being the Alien was awesome.
Adam Francuzik I preferred the second game.
Adam Francuzik no the need a new Predator stand alone game
I wish the next Alien Isolation 2 u find a pulse gun and the flamethrower like in the movie when Ripley armed up and combing the pulse gun plus the flamethrower u know what im saying
"HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY"
I'm fucking dying XD that just was too perfect.
16:30 Joe perfectly describes a good chunk of Alien Isolation years before the game is revealed.
1:11 - My heart broke. That man used to be beautiful, really miss old Spoony. He's a festering corpse now.
@Drewdog
Is Joe still friends with him??? Joe never mentioned him again after this review.
Agreed. Thinking of how he used to be, and how he is now... Goddamnit...
When you die, do you hear a whiny Bill Paxton saying "Game over, man, game over!"
"Imagine like Amnesia mixed with Aliens. Holy shit that would be a game everyone would be talking about."
And just like that Creative Assembly takes the burden to hopefully redeem the license and restore the Fans' faith.
What happened to the E3 demo ? That was a true aliens game, but we get this instead and i can't stand the graphics or story of this game
Same thing as what happened to duke nukem forever.
CANNOT wait for Joe to review that and be EVEN MORE disappointed. It's shaping up to be a disaster already, more interviews with devs than gameplay in the trailers, lots of emphasis on Pre-Alpha in any gameplay that is shown, and worst of all Creative Assembly.
jdtrim22 Stop being such a critic, just wait for the damn thing!
But then again, even CA has messed up. Even Joe will tell you that with Rome II.
Sigh* I was 13 when this game came out . I had my dad pre order the 110$ collectors edition . I’m sorry dad
Wow. I honestly feel sorry for you and your dad. 😔
I just kept waiting for O'neil to die, he just had that face. You know the face of the character that gets dragged into a vent or pounced on and torn apart but nope he stuck through it the entire time. He just looks like one of those guys that you know is only in the game to die and add suspense but he surprised me after surviving three levels.
I hated everyone except the Hicks and the pilot chick. Don't get me wrong though, this game is just ugh.
Oh don't get me wrong, I hated all of the characters but I hated O'Neil especially. He just looks like a side characters but is one of the main characters. And to be honest this entire game was started because that one marine went all bitch-fit and pulled out a grenade when that chestburster came out like he was some kind of evil cult leader and didn't want to die alone. The entire storyline has more holes in it than the red light district in Amsterdam, this game was clearly just a huge cash cow.
O'Neal looked more like a Harley Rider with a Smart Gun than a Colonial Marine.
I never watched the Alien franchise and know nothing about it, and yet when i saw my friend play it and saw him fighting human enemies I face palmed.
Only watch the first 2 if you decide to watch
what is the point of joe censoring himself if he only does it half the time?
+Tristan Rains Apparently to see if people point it out. No literally that's what Tvtropes says.
I'm pretty sure that when he is being derogatory then he censors it
That way he's not just like "Fuck you and you" and offending people as much
But when he just uses it regularly in a sentence, he doesn't feel the need to censor it
** When he is being derogatory towards a person
+Jared Lucus that's not even close
+Jared Lucus Not that it really matters, but I think you're right. In one video (can't remember which one) he starts a rant about a female character and it goes something like: "that stupid fucking.. [exploitives deleted]". And I don't blame Joe, just because you're ranting about a female character it doesn't mean that's how you feel about all females. Alas, that's what people instantly bitch about these days.
I wonder how a remake of this game would turn out...
Lol at O'Neil, I think every gamer knows the frustration of AI and to just empty the clip into them, you know it wont do shit, but its the only recourse you got.
The bit at 25:46 joe made is more exhilarating than the entire campaign. Outside of the part where I didn't have a weapon.
Funny how watching Alien Romulus in the theater brings me back to an old video I enjoyed 11 years ago from a content creator I had all but forgotten.
I’m glad to be back, instant (re)sub.
There was a typo in the game code, so one mistake ruined one part of the game
That is unbelievable the Ai of the game still run if it was Unity with Visual studio they would brick the game by not running the script entirely.
One of the lines in code told the program to attach the alien to "teather" instead of "tether." With that fix the game as whole was, of course, still below expectations. However after modders removed that single letter, the alien AI got significantly better.
@@Xazamas there are more typos in the code, fixing a good chunk of the game and making it better by a good margin.
there is two more "teather" in the code, and one capital A in "PecanGame", fucking even more the code. after that, suddenly the game becomes way better.
This Video > The Entire Game
Does anybody know whatever happened to that class-action lawsuit against Gearbox/Sega?
sulacomarine Gearbox crawled out of it, while Sega took the majority of the flack financially. Randy Pitchford is still claiming his innocence too, and blocking any negative retort's through his twitter account. Because fuck gamers.
twitter.com/JimSterling/status/619481003552169985
Xenon Xyanide what is that lawsuit about? never heard before!
Xenon Xyanide
Wait, Gearbox got off the hook? Seriously? Not even a slap on the hand for the shenanigans they pulled with A:CM?? >:(
sulacomarine Nope. He even bragged about how he got away with it, boasting himself as some kind of social justice warrior.
sulacomarine keep a close eye on everything he gets involved with from here on out. Don't purchase or support anything he touches. Remember he needs the audience to keep his career, so if everyone rises against him, he'll be flipping burgers at Mc Donalds.
Coming here once every few months for a good laugh at Randy's expenses lol
Yup, it's Randy time again, lmao
It's hilarious how Joe not only predicted Alien Isolation, but also Aliens: Fireteam Elite.
He talks about wanting survival horror, and also how the co op is just tacked on here. He wishes that there were classes so you don't feel the exact same as your teammates. He got everything he wanted lmao
i still look back on this game, and my heart splits in two.
Honestly, I don't know what state this game was in at release, but I bought it a few years after it was released and I actually had a lot of fun playing the game.
AvP 1999, 2001, and 2010 are awesome. Alien Isolation is amazing. Aliens Colonial Marines sucks.
Joseph I was surprised at how long Alien Isolation was
Even AVp 2010 was a let down in my opinion. Graphics were nice, but areas were repetitive, and I felt the jumps of the predator too 'bound' , also it's whole energy handling thing sucked, it was better in AvP 2.
Joseph umm you forgot Predator Concrete Jungle??
Gonna try it with the mod. Only cost me $6. Alien Isolation looks far better but you can't play it with other people.
Your in luck Joe your idea about amnesia with aliens has come to life.
AVP 2010 is wayyyy better
"come on O'neal you got the smart gun shoot something with it lol" XD
From what I have seen of Alien Isolation, it looks pretty cool and kinda freaky, but I noticed the alien never climbs the walls or ceilings or walks on all four limbs at all. Sure it goes and sits in vents and tries to grab you sometimes, but I never see them on all fours like Aliens usually do, its always standing straight up on its hind legs, when usually they only do that when they are getting ready to attack.
Wish it climbed the walls and stuff, wouldn't it be even more freaky if you heard a sound and turned around to look, but it had climbed over you on the ceiling and dropped behind you while you turned around and got you? (Also the sound for the motion tracker is wrong, doesn't sound nearly as cool as the old sound)
Btw it can climb
tyranidterrorist no I mean actually walk on all fours, and use the walls and ceilings more than the ground. I know it can run up into vents and such, but it never actually stays up there while moving.
Mr. Person It moves more like a Slasher monster. Stalking the grounds watching, Hunting, and Waiting for you to Fuck up. Also if it was on all fours and constantly on the ceilings and walls you'd lose track of it and it would kill you. Even with the Sensor cause the sensor can give you away in the game with it's Pinging noise.
Danny Caracciolo I honestly don't have the game, but from the playthroughs I have seen, the only time I have seen it on all fours was in vents and when it is trying to get away from you. The rest of the time it is standing on its hind legs straight up.
Mr. Person thats because in the original Alien Movie 90% it walked on two legs. however in alienS they made them more animal like, by having em walk on four legs. so the fact that the alien in this game walks on 2 legs is accurate, since theyre basing it on the original alien movie
Joe set in motion the plans for Alien Isolation without knowing it!
Harley Perez Alien isolation was well on its way to being released before Joe made his review of colonial marines, so he had no part in the influence of the game.
8:06 so we’re just going to ignore the boiler in the door way, perfect representation of the A.I.
Whenever I even have the slightest feeling to get A:CM I just re-watch this review to stop my self , then I play AVP, And wait for Alien Isolation...
I'd recommend youtubing for "Aliens Colonial Marines DLC" because the DLC mission seems to have gotten more time and planning than the entire game got. As to sate your hunger for Aliens, I recommend the NDS game Alien Infestation which is one of the best Alien-games ever and a really great game overall.
Rainversey I have seen Infestation and the reviews say that it is great, too bad that I don't use my DS any more. The DLC, particularly the Nostromo does look quite good.
this game is much better than when it first released. this game was patched a lot AFTER all the negative reviews. improved AI, very few glitches if any, and solid FPS gameplay makes this a good Aliens game.
Yeah I like what their doing with it. If you have played outlast then you know what to expect. You should get your fix with Alien Isolation but I myself just wait for joes review along with some others before I drop 60 bucks again...
donkeyIips That's not the way to make a game though. I can't forgive them for being total cuntbag lying pricks of shit game devs.
Who is the marine who survived?
Someone you don't know
Very original
Well memed, my friend.
Well memed
Someone you don't know
Go, my child.
Go and become the Master Memer I always knew you would become.
Bishop
Uzay Köroğlu Fucking spoiler alert
+CMDR Kappa Not really. He lied.
got out of basic and ait and one of the first things i did was finally go to gamestop and buy gears of war judgement day and aliens colonial marines. Two games i had been longing to play the entire time i was gone...imagine the disappointment i had that week
Ouch, Judgment as well? That's a double shit storm, sorry you had go to through that.
firefighter17687. Ouch both are garbage.
Back here after Aliens: Fire Team trailer
Me too.
4 years later, this review still remains, for me especially, the '9th Symphony' of Angry Joe Reviews.
Glen Wang - 9th symphony?
@@somedudeonearth4978 another way of saying Magnum opus, his greatest piece of work. The Ride to Hell: Retribution and Rome: Total War 2 reviews are my fav