Aliens: Colonial Marines Angry Review

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  • @golem26
    @golem26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3414

    the guy blew himself up coz he knew what game he was in.

    • @stardusttodorki2679
      @stardusttodorki2679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Darlkin wait what game I am in well bye guys *blows my self up *

    • @thevenator3955
      @thevenator3955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      or, you know, he wanted a quick painless death rather than a slow painful one.

    • @rickyjames993
      @rickyjames993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@thevenator3955 or, you know, he wanted to blow up his own soldiers.

    • @thevenator3955
      @thevenator3955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Mr. Johnson or, you know, he was secretly working for the Russians that wanted to sabotage the mission.

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahahaha

  • @pivotkid85
    @pivotkid85 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4705

    29:10 Joe predicted Alien Isolation

    • @m4ttr4w3som3
      @m4ttr4w3som3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Yea you noticed it too. I made a comment further up about that.

    • @lISamuraill
      @lISamuraill 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Argh not looking forward to alien isolation I'm just too tired alien games I saw the gameplay from ign looks like crap pretty sure it's you running away from 1 aliens that's going to stalk your life and you need to escaping the ship or killing the alien ugh so tired the alien dosent even have the graphic and textures on him the alien haves no slime on his mouth when you hide in lockers the alien don't even hear beeping sounds from your tracker really?

    • @spookybathtub7006
      @spookybathtub7006 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      shinji nator they said you would fight more enemy more than the one alien I bet alien isolation will not be another overhype screw up its even being developed by hole new team it at least won't be bad as this game right here its just going to be a open world survival horror and you don't need jumpscares make a game scary

    • @lISamuraill
      @lISamuraill 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah it it will be better then this pile of garbage but still tired of aliens im done

    • @spookybathtub7006
      @spookybathtub7006 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      shinji nator but joes not tired

  • @Volgrand
    @Volgrand 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2583

    I remember that I saw your review and decided to ignore you... and bought Aliens: Colonia Marines. Worst mistake in my life.
    I'm sorry Joe. Should have listened to you.

    • @VoodooPadre
      @VoodooPadre 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      M. Volgrand What? Are you mad?

    • @Volgrand
      @Volgrand 8 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      I was young. And stupid. I will never forgive myself...

    • @VoodooPadre
      @VoodooPadre 8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      M. Volgrand Ah, who am I kidding? I did the same, yes I did. I saw this review and said, "oh it can't be that bad". Oh I was wrong. I returned it the next day I got it. No joke.

    • @Volgrand
      @Volgrand 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Joseph Garcia
      *brohug*

    • @AmishDancer
      @AmishDancer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      M. Volgrand I know the pain man. This game broke my heart.

  • @AlphaEnt2
    @AlphaEnt2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2721

    it's fun how 5 years later people found out that the messed up alien AI was because of a typo on a single line of code.
    A single letter messed up most of the AI code.

    • @kukuhimanputraraharja8084
      @kukuhimanputraraharja8084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      even with that tether code fix, some players say the game clearly needs much more polishing.

    • @Legoman775
      @Legoman775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      oh yeah, im not a coder but yeah even 1 letter or number off in a code can completely ruin everything especially for the AI

    • @Bobman-ml5qf
      @Bobman-ml5qf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      The game still (kinda) sucks even with the code fixed.

    • @CliffuckingBooth
      @CliffuckingBooth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@Bobman-ml5qf Then apply the fan overhaul mod. Its actually fun now! (but then again Im huge Colonial Marines fan so Im willing to close my eyes a bit here and there)

    • @TurKlack
      @TurKlack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I watched some Videos about it, but to be honest.....I didn't see any differences after the correction. Aliens are still running like Idiots.

  • @WhoTookMyMirr
    @WhoTookMyMirr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2671

    Joe either predicted or inspired Alien: isolation. spooky.

    • @Neakal
      @Neakal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Alien isolation was already in the works when this was released, hence he referred to it near the end. He just did a good job predicting what would make for a good game which the designers of the isolation were thankfully good at too.

    • @BIadelores
      @BIadelores 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I have seen developers (Not publishers, developers) talk about reviewers that they like watching, and Joe is one of the more common ones (Also stuff like Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation and TotalBiscuit, etc), so it's pretty plausible that they took his words as inspiration. I remember reading somewhere the developers of Isolation were really unhappy with what Colonial Marines did to the franchise.

    • @BIadelores
      @BIadelores 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Neakal Alien Isolation came only about 4 months away from 2 full years before this review, that's a VERY significant amount of time for a game development. Whole games have been developed in less time, so I definitely think it's POSSIBLE that he influenced. However, I'm not saying that's what really happened, just saying that I think it's very plausible.

    • @Neakal
      @Neakal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Marines came out in February 12, 2013, Isolation October 7, 2014. Bigger gap than I thought so, yes (I could swear it was only a few months). But a AAA game that was already in the making, I'm not sure.
      But then I don't know too well about game development so you could be right. If so, kudos to them for actually listening to criticisms.

    • @brentmiller6414
      @brentmiller6414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Joe also predicted Ultimate Marvel vs. Camcom 3

  • @ronniecoleman2342
    @ronniecoleman2342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    With 2020 here this is still funny after all these years. I feel your pain Joe. Yo Joe....carry on.

    • @digitalsoldierxp9027
      @digitalsoldierxp9027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We need the next sequel or a remake of colonial marines

    • @DireNemesis
      @DireNemesis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@digitalsoldierxp9027 avp 2010 remake would be godly

    • @MrGrimm-gy1mu
      @MrGrimm-gy1mu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He can alien isolation

    • @juliushegge4845
      @juliushegge4845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DireNemesis true, I have all achievements for that game on steam

    • @devinweathers7520
      @devinweathers7520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      12:32 me and harem anime trops, cliche

  • @fizzypayton2504
    @fizzypayton2504 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1344

    Some please make an Angry Joe 'You done fucked it up' complitation.

    • @LaptopGamingDude
      @LaptopGamingDude 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is

    • @fizzypayton2504
      @fizzypayton2504 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FloppyFlapjak Link please?

    • @LaptopGamingDude
      @LaptopGamingDude 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      FizzyPayton well it's more of a remix than a compilation

    • @Bobman-ml5qf
      @Bobman-ml5qf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +FizzyPayton I'll give it a shot! Oh props to the Profile Pic! Go Hawks!

    • @dhanotaphil
      @dhanotaphil 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +FizzyPayton did anybody notice bishop saying bring it on at 13:42 i was so funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @arbiter1er
    @arbiter1er 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

    And it turns out the AI was shit because of a typo that hasn't been fixed to this day.

    • @karakas9905
      @karakas9905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well, not really.

    • @GamingPenis
      @GamingPenis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@karakas9905 why not, is the story fake/untrue ?

    • @karakas9905
      @karakas9905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@GamingPenis Yeah. One typo did not destroy the AI...

    • @snowcrash512
      @snowcrash512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@karakas9905 But, it did... you can fix it yourself even.

    • @ritujithmanoj2133
      @ritujithmanoj2133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Something like mistyping Tether as Teather

  • @davidking6242
    @davidking6242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    Joe's armour looks like it's still loading

    • @thatnaivefilmmaker4856
      @thatnaivefilmmaker4856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      kwadwo baidoo ah damn I thought I made this joke first damn

    • @darthderp8066
      @darthderp8066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His armor got me feeling like 23:05

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @anthonynguyen3731
      @anthonynguyen3731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The texture is still popping in

    • @NewEra314
      @NewEra314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @isonic
    @isonic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    I still watch this years later, still makes me laugh everytime.

    • @sosojosef9120
      @sosojosef9120 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeeeeeaaahhh hahaha

    • @kurniawanshaq
      @kurniawanshaq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +isonic lol

    • @tomb4250
      @tomb4250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      See... thats angryjoe at its finest compared to nowadays 😕

    • @kurniawanshaq
      @kurniawanshaq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** better than martha crying..

    • @brokebean2532
      @brokebean2532 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Kanishka Kreaper "it's his mother's name! D:"

  • @boogiestreet594
    @boogiestreet594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    Am i the only person who suffers from depression, and watches joe's old videos as almost like a nice warm blanket sometimes?

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I know what you mean, I'm depressed a lot of the time too. These videos are super effective at cheering me up 😊

    • @mr-noluck1153
      @mr-noluck1153 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exactly (just without the depression part)

    • @TommyMakalele
      @TommyMakalele ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No

    • @SimiCantStandYaBits
      @SimiCantStandYaBits ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish we weren't like this.

    • @slight6069
      @slight6069 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me minus the depression. i just love his old angrier self! lol

  • @cleothehermetichermeticist8391
    @cleothehermetichermeticist8391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    “Man I wonder how joe feels about this game?”
    *First fifteen seconds*
    “YA FUCKED IT UP!”
    “Well that answers that.”

    • @meadowsama
      @meadowsama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly I felt the disappointment from the thumbnail

    • @mocharoll3486
      @mocharoll3486 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too! Lmfao Joe’s expression in the thumbnail alr says it all, I can alr hear him screaming the moment I laid my eyes on it

  • @SuperMisteryMan01
    @SuperMisteryMan01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    "You done fucked it up"
    Well that was a good review *turns off computer

    • @tyrone5619
      @tyrone5619 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's "You fucked it up " in this review

    • @reloadpsi
      @reloadpsi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SuperMisteryMan01 It is a delightfully succinct intro. Absolutely perfect.

    • @orpheus1675
      @orpheus1675 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      after writing the comment of course

    • @joe95883
      @joe95883 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can’t say I’m surprised, If I was the head of GEARBOX I would have FIRED that Idiot Randy Pitchferd for this Fiasco🤬🤬🤬

  • @rachelwindsor850
    @rachelwindsor850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    I like how Joey pretty much predicted Alien: Isolation at the end there.

    • @briankim8872
      @briankim8872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And unlike Colonial marines, it is awesome.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Joey.

    • @verifeli
      @verifeli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@briankim8872 With a much better AI.

  • @AcidGlow
    @AcidGlow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Let's see how Aliens Fireteam compares to this catastrophe. See you in summer 2021 everyone. 😆

    • @pablofierro7262
      @pablofierro7262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bruh, i just saw your comment on the new alien game trailer , then now here. What are he odds lmao. Love your content.

    • @topman200000
      @topman200000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fingers crossed 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤣🤣

    • @johnnycalrissian929
      @johnnycalrissian929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is it just me or does the alien AI in the new trailer look a bit “stiffish”

    • @Merecir
      @Merecir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pablofierro7262 Everyeone is getting reccomended this video again. =D

    • @eomat
      @eomat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I so badly want Fireteam to be good

  • @berkkarsi
    @berkkarsi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Humans: Colonial Aliens

  • @swagmoney9818
    @swagmoney9818 8 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    2013:Alien Colonial Marines, Ride To Hell: Retribution
    2014:Watch Dogs, Destiny
    2015:Star Wars Battlefront, Need For Speed
    2016:No Man's Sky, The Division

    • @carreragt8516
      @carreragt8516 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Mason Hodnett Star Wars? Surely it's need for speed the biggest disappointment of 2015

    • @swagmoney9818
      @swagmoney9818 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      nah Star Wars was more of a disappointment, the racing genre was dying anyways but EA took a masterpiece and took a shit on it

    • @bingo4519
      @bingo4519 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mason Hodnett
      watch dogs wasn't bad though.

    • @biohead66
      @biohead66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In what world?

    • @MitchellWinning
      @MitchellWinning 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Watch dogs was rubbish.

  • @rhenvao2844
    @rhenvao2844 8 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Funny story, I went to Gamestop and purchased Colonial Marines at full price for my brother. He was very excited for it and was looking forward to playing it. When I got home and checked TH-cam, I saw this video was uploaded! So, I click the video and as soon as Joe comes onscreen, I think, "Is Joe setting up for some kind of joke?"
    And then...
    "You fucked it up."
    At that moment, I asked myself, "What did we just waste 60 dollars on?"

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Felt the same when I put over 100$ for Fallout: 76

    • @DocEtan
      @DocEtan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@frenchsoldier8485 You are dumb for trusting bethesda. They turned scummy when they introduced paid mods for skyrim. And u have a terrible taste for liking fallot series😂

    • @namandu9454
      @namandu9454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frenchsoldier8485 100 dls ..wtfuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DocEtan Maybe so... but atleast the Pip-Boy looks nice

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@namandu9454 It was the Pip-Boy version

  • @TheOmniscientAtheist
    @TheOmniscientAtheist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Graphics were as good as Doom 3 on original Xbox...
    Which came out 9 years earlier

    • @chiefynproud1787
      @chiefynproud1787 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      TheOmniscientAtheist
      You know your game is bad when a game that came out a decade earlier looks better.

    • @resdyne9590
      @resdyne9590 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Buffalo the lighting was just as good but the textures were total crap on doom 3

    • @wisedragon2247
      @wisedragon2247 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doom 3 is a wicked game.

    • @Xenosaurus
      @Xenosaurus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

  • @Vibrioidimp7
    @Vibrioidimp7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Amnesia meeting Aliens?
    Joe can read the future

    • @andresgonzalez887
      @andresgonzalez887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      more like the devs saw this review and other similar opinions

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That thankfully gave us Alien Isolation!

  • @BlargnCheese
    @BlargnCheese 10 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Damn. The more I watch Joe, the more I think he's psychic.
    He wanted a full-fledged game made out of the Assassin's Creed 3 naval missions. We got Assassin's Creed 4.
    And NOW he says he wants a game like Amnesia mixed with aliens. We now have Alien: Isolation coming out soon.
    Holy shit dude.

    • @jasonslepica3932
      @jasonslepica3932 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He also predicted saints row 4

    • @emmanuelcruz4854
      @emmanuelcruz4854 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy shit lol

    • @psychoaztecs
      @psychoaztecs 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      he's a big influence to the devs, i love him.

    • @karkar00000
      @karkar00000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well Ubisoft Love him...

    • @thermit3
      @thermit3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      karkar00000
      all hail the great joe and the child-folllower ubisoft

  • @ARTUROK4EVER
    @ARTUROK4EVER 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    i love angry joe shooting randomly before he say: "you fucked it up"

    • @Engineer1998
      @Engineer1998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why does he randomly shoot before he says that?

  • @jackbaxter2223
    @jackbaxter2223 8 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Thank god for Alien: Isolation!

    • @chrisstratch7727
      @chrisstratch7727 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fr it's badass

    • @AliBazz
      @AliBazz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      but gosh dng it tho i like to see marines and shootin more than hidin it would ve been awesome to make this game awwesome

    • @Bubbl3Bubbl3gum
      @Bubbl3Bubbl3gum 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Refering to No Man's Lie?

    • @2011nphelps
      @2011nphelps 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      McDastardly outlast had a part in that as well IMO

    • @uncleravioli5272
      @uncleravioli5272 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      why are you thanking yourself?

  • @jakerogers8130
    @jakerogers8130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    AvP 2010 was great. I love how you say it is a 6/10 but it had pretty much everything you wanted in an alien game in the human campaign. Aliens were smart, they stalked you, climbed on walls, attacked in unison etc. The atmosphere was scary, marines were consantly dying around you. It was a million times more authentic of an Aliens experience than this shit.

    • @carlosandresgomezreyes9846
      @carlosandresgomezreyes9846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeahh

    • @hambone3327
      @hambone3327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@carlosandresgomezreyes9846 bruh the campaign lasted like 3 hrs for the marines and that was the best part .. rest of it was fine but it aint some masterpiece

    • @connorripley1610
      @connorripley1610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts bro I loved that game to bits. The multiplayer was hella fun too. I’m so hung up on wanting a good colonial marines survival horror type game.

    • @okagron
      @okagron ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is a 6/10. It's a decent game, but the Predator and Alien campaigns are far too short.

    • @danielkiran8174
      @danielkiran8174 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@okagron So what? Its multiplayer is great. I spent so many months playing with friends.

  • @ZomgZomg007
    @ZomgZomg007 11 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    If it was called Call of Duty : Aliens, IGN would give 9.9/10

    • @DarkenedArc
      @DarkenedArc 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bartek Stachelek but certainly not the WORST thing ever there a worse MUCH worse games than COD

    • @ChanceHopper
      @ChanceHopper 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bartek Stachelek In my opinion it's beyond that.

    • @FalconOfStorms
      @FalconOfStorms 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DarkenedArc Not besides titles like The Fighter Within. I mean, Cawadoody isn't broken or anything, there's just nothing there. It's nothing but shooting, and shooting, and more shooting.

    • @The_Based_Batman
      @The_Based_Batman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well they got a hold of the Predator. I can see that in the future.

    • @mercenum5186
      @mercenum5186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it was Call of Duty developers that made an aliens game I guarantee you it would be a lot better than this piece of s***

  • @politikz8128
    @politikz8128 8 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    Battleborn is karma for Gearbox fucking up Colonial Marines and Duke Nukem Forever

    • @junaidi2
      @junaidi2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The way the price drop for the game is just ridiculous! It's on humble bundle right now as part of 2k bundle for $15.

    • @YusukeShirogane
      @YusukeShirogane 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Battleborn got alot cheaper because of Overwatch.

    • @Omar-li5db
      @Omar-li5db 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ma boy politicz gon bring hip hop back

    • @TetsuRiken
      @TetsuRiken 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Let's be fair for Duke it came out after so much development hell but that only applies to duke

    • @swagmoney9818
      @swagmoney9818 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it's a shame their best work is borderlands series

  • @Ajsimsa
    @Ajsimsa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    I'm playing through Aliens VS Predators The Game (2010) right now and I'm amazed at how much better that game is compared to this. The aliens have actual AI, are better animated and the atmosphere of the game when youre playing as the marine is so much scarier. It even looks better in certain areas.
    It baffles me as to how badly they fucked this up >.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Axl Jenkins yeah playing all three campaigns are fucking fun

    • @jamez470
      @jamez470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      KingKongCompilation no idea why joe said it was a 6/10. The multiplayer is one of the best multiplayer games I’ve ever played and I never even played it with my friends, just randoms.

    • @jamez470
      @jamez470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KingKongCompilation the campaign had 3 different storylines which was cool. I didn’t feel like multiplayer was unbalanced. The modes like the infection one were amazingly fun. Species tdm, mixed species tdm, etc.

    • @necromancy5032
      @necromancy5032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      KingKongCompilation The Predators were OP but I feel like people diss the marine faction. They can be a force to be reckoned with. Teamplay is essential. I smeared the floor with them in a big Species TDM.

    • @necromancy5032
      @necromancy5032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KingKongCompilation Yep, it’s more fun to work together than going at it alone though.

  • @Onestepbehind
    @Onestepbehind 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “Hey joe.” 7:47
    2018 and that line still gold

    • @edgarallenpo8330
      @edgarallenpo8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love how he just kind of shows up looking to have fun like that annoying kid that ruins every game when it tries to join your friend group lol

    • @mr.irrelevant8826
      @mr.irrelevant8826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeet

    • @Onestepbehind
      @Onestepbehind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Irrelevant yeetus

  • @Ibbelino
    @Ibbelino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    If Joe starts the video with ''you fucked it up'' YOU KNOOOW IT IS GOING TO BE BAD.

    • @faszomba9032
      @faszomba9032 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheMasta Pasta smart

    • @riomanning764
      @riomanning764 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheMasta Pasta lol rip sega made it 😭

    • @MatthewCobalt
      @MatthewCobalt 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Onehanded kid nope, they published it.
      gearbox made it.

    • @riomanning764
      @riomanning764 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok well still sega is a part its still bad k m8

    • @johnnyzero8853
      @johnnyzero8853 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it'll be "You done fucked it up"

  • @reeloykenjins2835
    @reeloykenjins2835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    The surviving marine was Hicks (Michael Biehn's character)

    • @bowlining
      @bowlining 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      stop for a second, did they ruin emotional moment from Alien3? Didnt Hicks fucking die?

    • @thomasbaird7004
      @thomasbaird7004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bowlining im glad he didnt die lol

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@bowlining
      I purchased this (yes I'm a dick, but it was like five quid at Game) and thought I'd give it the benefit of the doubt.
      Then... I got to that particular part of the story; witnessed the hood being ripped off to reveal Hicks, and all I can remember was hearing the Windows 95 shutdown jingle reverberate through my mind before passing out riddled with cancer.
      I'm only alive to this day thanks to massive doses of retro gaming and MAME emulation...

    • @Nikadiemus28
      @Nikadiemus28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *Are they fucking kidding? What did the corporation do? Wake him up on the SULACO and drag him back to the planet?

    • @Userius1
      @Userius1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      To be fair, his (and Newt's) death in Alien 3 was a fucking cop-out and not emotional at all, just bizarre. I mean Ripley just happens to be the lucky sole survivor again? The pod is malfunctioning left and right, but hey Ripley you're ok, xenomorph incubation within you notwithstanding.

  • @justindieterich1773
    @justindieterich1773 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I keep losing my shit at hello my baby....

  • @ZiggyDoom
    @ZiggyDoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Years later, "Cancelization" still sounds hilarious.

  • @destroyerofskulls3036
    @destroyerofskulls3036 8 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    That moment when the Demo is better than the actual game.

    • @thomasbrke2390
      @thomasbrke2390 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Destroyer Of Skulls The demo is always better

    • @-Trauma.
      @-Trauma. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thomasbrke Remember Blast Chamber? That demo was great...the actual game was too. I want a Blast Chamber remake for PSN.

    • @yamiblade
      @yamiblade 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So basically Too Human

    • @lelouchstrife1891
      @lelouchstrife1891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kinda wish they would remake AVP extinction for ps4 and xbox one, first AVP game i ever played aside Concrete Jungle which i loved

  • @StarwarsHalofreak
    @StarwarsHalofreak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    And it took a company experienced with RTS development to give us the Alien game we've so badly wanted.

    • @meatball5336
      @meatball5336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep. Alien Isolation sure does make my fun beans hum with delight.

    • @loudman12
      @loudman12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@meatball5336with aliens dark decent was the alien colonial marines this should have been

    • @NebLleb
      @NebLleb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@loudman12 Don't you mean "Fireteam Elite"? Dark Descent is a tactics game. Fireteam Elite is the competent shooter, and it was a _budget title!_

    • @loudman12
      @loudman12 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@NebLleb fully aware of the difference It was in agreement with the original comment. Dark descent though a RTS is more accurate of alien colonial marines shooter then it was.

  • @gtorfo
    @gtorfo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    the marine in the beginning actually wanted to prevent you from having to play the story

    • @vilhelmpuddintain9295
      @vilhelmpuddintain9295 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He's the true hero for sure. A tragic hero, nonetheless. :C

    • @mikeehrmantraut1899
      @mikeehrmantraut1899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vilhelmpuddintain9295 he should flip off to winter and warned that this game is DOGSHIT

  • @ElliYeetYT
    @ElliYeetYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “Please don’t cancel Aliens Colonial Marines.”
    Yeah that aged well lol

  • @ConorChaos
    @ConorChaos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Why isn't there a law making it illegal for gaming developers to lie like this about their game to their customers? Fucking sickening. Maybe if there was more work and actual care would go into the games but nope.

    • @borgKick
      @borgKick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ConorChaos because lying isnt illegal unless contracted not to

    • @RIDDICK0911
      @RIDDICK0911 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ConorChaos because otherwise there would be no franchising.

    • @DeplorableKing
      @DeplorableKing 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      borgKick false advertising is illegal.

    • @borgKick
      @borgKick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yet almost every AAA gaming company gets away with it.

    • @tokiwartooth4404
      @tokiwartooth4404 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ConorChaos Because every dollar spent means more tax income for the mafia (government.) Advice - Stop buying new games unless that one-in-a-million game releases with no shady practices. Plenty of older games out there that are far superior to all the new cash grabs of this decade.

  • @MrPoopcorn
    @MrPoopcorn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Alien isolation is good but we NEED a good aliens action game

    • @mishmeshmonster2482
      @mishmeshmonster2482 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed

    • @calebh8944
      @calebh8944 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Alien was never an action movie franchise, it always focused on horror/thriller

    • @stephenlyon1358
      @stephenlyon1358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Alien isolation was a piece of shit. I don't want to fight fucking wave after wave of retarded androids. BOOORING!

    • @SpartanPrimeDSTY117
      @SpartanPrimeDSTY117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Stephen Lyon what if we let you play the sequence in which Ripley turns full badass and fights through the alien nest to save newt?

    • @stephenlyon1358
      @stephenlyon1358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It should be ALIENS not fucking robots! I don't mind 1 robot... but having tons of them is total bs..

  • @psychotictrait3757
    @psychotictrait3757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I thought AvP 2010 was a great game. It had more variety, better AI, better MP, better campaign, and less buggy in general.

    • @okagron
      @okagron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Dick Kickem I get the reusage of levels (even if it make sense given that all the campaigns are in the same general area and they intersect at points), but short length campaign? It's 12 to 15 hours, which is more than enough for a FPS.

  • @michaelbreen7865
    @michaelbreen7865 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Five years later, a spelling error was found to be responsible for the Xenomorph AI's failure in the game. It still doesn't explain the rest of the game's problems.

    • @antichthon3597
      @antichthon3597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@k417njbka7 no, that's actually correct

    • @jameswitherow5149
      @jameswitherow5149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Overall bad writing, bad pacing choices, and a piss-poor ending.
      Oh yeah, the fact that Randy Pitchford praised it, and continues to defend it. Course, he wasn't known as much of an ass at the time; lol, it was THIS game that started that reputation.
      The fact that Jim Sterling continues to roast him at every opportunity doesn't help matters. I honestly don't blame the guy; he suffered a certain amount of professional disdain for the interview he did with Pitchford prior to the game's release.

    • @killroy23
      @killroy23 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That spelling error did mess up the AI, but apparently it was messed up beyond that. TemplarGFX fixed the typo, then went on to completely rework the AI, graphics, and sound to make a mediocre game actually decent. Can't fix the story but, damn, one guy fixing a game from a major studio is commendable.

  • @emergency0314
    @emergency0314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    RIP Bill Paxton. The Game is Never Over

  • @remsensor
    @remsensor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    The developers and studios that made Ride to Hell Retribution, Aliens Colonial Marines, and No Mans Sky should all band together and purposely make a game as shitty as possible almost like a parody. Include ridiculous microtransactions, bugs (make them funny though) boring as shit gameplay, just a combination of everything we hate that makes a game bad. I'd pay 10 bucks for that. Mainly just to (force) erm I mean see Angry Joe review it.Then again they would probably fuck it up and make a great game instead just to piss us off....

    • @swagmoney9818
      @swagmoney9818 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      remsensor TM Yea and have a giant graphical downgrade

    • @DairokutenMaoUwU
      @DairokutenMaoUwU 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They'd probably sell it for $60

    • @bigred052887
      @bigred052887 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's called "Goat simulator"

    • @BIGBOSS9545
      @BIGBOSS9545 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That game is purposely shitty

    • @swagmoney9818
      @swagmoney9818 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dairokuten Maou no $120 for bonus content

  • @pyreotusbark8954
    @pyreotusbark8954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Hard to believe that this game already released 5 years ago. Damn.

    • @korkronwarlord
      @korkronwarlord 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And I payed full price for the collector edition and all, was there at its release day to pick it up at the store. Man.......5 years ago since one my most greatests disappointements in gaming history. It still hurts.

    • @pyreotusbark8954
      @pyreotusbark8954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sapody I know that feel

    • @jdpragmatic8644
      @jdpragmatic8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Randy still defends it🙄

    • @thatsreallyamoon
      @thatsreallyamoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pyreotusbark8954 how are you doing bro, comment is 2 years old now 🙂

    • @pyreotusbark8954
      @pyreotusbark8954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thatsreallyamoon I'm ok. Lockdown stopped me from getting a job I really wanted but they said they'd have a spot for me for when it ended.
      Waiting for it to end. For so long.

  • @andrianarisonnantenaina3631
    @andrianarisonnantenaina3631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "Hello my baby! hello my honey!! hello my rag time gaaall!!!"

  • @cine_2008
    @cine_2008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Bill Paxton.
    (Pour your booze for respect here)

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He was a true Ultimate Badass.
      🥃

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🍸

    • @redcell9636
      @redcell9636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Out of the loop here, did he die?

    • @metalfaceduude
      @metalfaceduude 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redcell9636 yeah

    • @Dante220omp
      @Dante220omp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🕯️

  • @TheSpacey52
    @TheSpacey52 8 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    After this game failed, 20th Century Fox immediately dropped this crap from the story canon.

    • @reloadpsi
      @reloadpsi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ha, really? That's awesome.

    • @hallowseve5801
      @hallowseve5801 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Late comment but where so does it say they did that?

    • @schmitty5461
      @schmitty5461 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hallowseve5801 I do think it dose anywhere I looked, and cant find a thing.

    • @timothywillox8564
      @timothywillox8564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meanwhile Covenant, Prometheus, and “The Predator” 2018 are a-ok

    • @esh627
      @esh627 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timothywillox8564the predator is in the same universe as Aliens?

  • @reynel4
    @reynel4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I find it funny how the main reason the alien ai was so shit was because of a typo in the games files and it was never patched xD

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Marine Campaign in 2010's Aliens Vs. Predator was twice as good as this At only half the length!

    • @raam726
      @raam726 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why was it never patched?

    • @TheWayoftheSith
      @TheWayoftheSith 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Modder jamesdickinson963 was able to fix the game’s terrible AI behavior by simply correcting the typo “teather” to “tether” from the .ini file. This misspelling in the .ini file significantly hampers the capacity of enemy AI because it prevents important AI parameters from being loaded. My Document\My Games\Aliens Colonial Marines\PecanGame\Config\PecanEngine.ini correct by changing teather to tether, use ctrl+f to find it. Also same thing in DefaultEngine.ini in Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Aliens Colonial Marines\PecanGame\Config

    • @thetute59
      @thetute59 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheWayoftheSith but why didnt they patch it?

  • @SineDiego
    @SineDiego 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    And to think the Aliens would be much more difficult to fight had they not misspelled "tether".

    • @killroy23
      @killroy23 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Check out TemplarGFX ACM Overhaul v6. He completely reworked the AI, graphics, guns, sounds, textures... everything.

  • @modernbunny500
    @modernbunny500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I'm confused.
    How do you downgrade animations?
    How does good animation, get downgraded? how? Why? It makes no sense. There's literally no reason to do so.

    • @zardichar3903
      @zardichar3903 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MickDick l Money my dude

    • @rkraiem100
      @rkraiem100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tell that to Mass Effect Andromeda

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My guess is that the animations were never actually there. They were just created for a small demo and never used.

    • @rockys201
      @rockys201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed. If what they showed was real back then, then somebody must've been playing it on either a PC or a console, so why the need to downgrade when everything is up and running? The answer most likely is because it was pre-rendered footage designed to fool you into thinking it was real. Not good

  • @arieldawn3452
    @arieldawn3452 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    don't the aliens have acidic blood? how did you not take damage from that when you did that one shotgun execution bit?

    • @willgold3324
      @willgold3324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why is it when you get bit from a zombie and nothing happens to you, but everyone around you dies from a scratch from a zombie, and there is no carriers?

    • @TheNile22
      @TheNile22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@willgold3324 Well for example in Resident evil series its canon that the T- virus only had 90% lethality. The other 10% of the human population was naturally immune.

    • @DannyAran117
      @DannyAran117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe canonically speaking the characters you play as never get bit or hurt in the RE series. Idr where I heard that from though.

  • @Pheonix2450
    @Pheonix2450 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Imagine a game of Amnesia mixed with aliens"
    Behold ALIEN: ISOLATION!!

    • @FarikoWishless
      @FarikoWishless 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phoenix2450 Lol predictions

  • @hainhatphung1371
    @hainhatphung1371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    It's been years now, so let me just spoil this: the survived Marine whom Joe refers to is Hicks.

    • @chaseyancey8824
      @chaseyancey8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I sure was searching for this and couldn't seem to find the answer thank you I appreciate it.

    • @hainhatphung1371
      @hainhatphung1371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Danny Morrissey Meh. Somehow THIS integration of Colonial Marines is Canon, as stated in Joe's review. And if you play to the certain when Winter finds a certain blindfolded guy, that's just cheap to be anyone but Hicks. In other words, this doesn't explain anything with his inclusion out of nowhere.
      Gearbox fck the whole game badly with weird storyline and clunky COD gamevibe that ain't fit. Throw in some chunks of Alien's references doesn't help either, as you have just pointed out.

    • @scopev4274
      @scopev4274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If I remember correctly the Stasis Interrupted DLC shows that Hicks is pulled out of Cryo before being launched in the escape pod and is swapped with some generic random character you meet in the DLC and that’s who dies in Alien 3 not Hicks. But it’s all locked behind a PAID DLC

    • @hainhatphung1371
      @hainhatphung1371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scopev4274 even I haven't played that DLC yet XO Great work, Randy.

    • @cyphaborg6598
      @cyphaborg6598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chaseyancey8824 It took me 2 seconds lol I never even bothered playing trough the campaign and I'm surprised it's Hicks and doesn't make sense at all lol.

  • @connorblasing3015
    @connorblasing3015 10 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Colonial marines with the ai of isolation would have been epic.

    • @666mrq
      @666mrq 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And graphics improved.
      Graphics look shit compared to AvP 3 which is from 2010

    • @666mrq
      @666mrq 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sacatuki, True.

    • @666mrq
      @666mrq 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sacatuki, I played AvP 2010 at Max settings!
      Damn, it looks good!

    • @666mrq
      @666mrq 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sacatuki, The game is pretty good. Marine campaign is scary at some points! It has 3 campaigns which are Alien,Marine and Predator. People say that Alien campaign is worst one. I haven't tried the multiplayer. I did have some fun playing that game. Shitted my pants, when i heard Predator sound when i was Marine. and of course, the motion tracker.

    • @Taker4Life123
      @Taker4Life123 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Awesome AvP 3 was pretty cool!! Have you played the original AvP games? Man those games were creepy, atmospheric, and awesome!! If you havent I suggest you try them!! :D

  • @EvilMagicman
    @EvilMagicman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Alien Isolation? Well i guess they listened to Joe

    • @Journal14
      @Journal14 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** Backup plan then?

    • @QM571
      @QM571 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fission reactor Pretty much

    • @christoffelmiddel6663
      @christoffelmiddel6663 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      dawood rashid Well that's a switch!

  • @facehugger89
    @facehugger89 8 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    probably took all the money to fund battleborn haha

    • @NeoVinyl
      @NeoVinyl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      At the time they siphoned the money to fund Borderlands 2.

    • @TheMet306
      @TheMet306 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +NeoVinyl is right, and BL2 was shit too. Why can't Gearbox make a good game? Everything they've made 7th gen was shovelware. Hell, their only actually good games are the HL expansions (or one of them anyways) and the Halo PC port (and their original maps were shit)

    • @TheMet306
      @TheMet306 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lets look at their 7th gen games (that i can even remember)
      -borderlands (a shit FPS/RPG)
      -duke nukem forever (a shit FPS)
      -aliens colonial marines (a shit FPS that was falsely advertised)
      -borderlands 2 (a shit FPS/RPG)
      and now they've made battleborn, which is a shit hero fps that's basically overwatch but worse

    • @banzar1529
      @banzar1529 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Err thats your opinion about borderlands 2. alot of people think its good. also im not surprised you didn't mention BIA

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually, I heard a lot of the money suppose to be used for this game was used for fund Borderlands 2

  • @kozmnavt5158
    @kozmnavt5158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    2022 and this review never gets old.

    • @Soulweaver0
      @Soulweaver0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can't wait when it hits the 10 year anniversary.

    • @Thiccness_Is_Delicious
      @Thiccness_Is_Delicious ปีที่แล้ว

      His fan base got kinda old and so did he becoming one of the leftist indoctrinated psychos

    • @holechek
      @holechek ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Soulweaver0 thats now

    • @tomasburian6550
      @tomasburian6550 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's Joe's classic. This, and his Fable 2 video.

  • @TheUnforgiven-iq5gu
    @TheUnforgiven-iq5gu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    and so alien isolation was born

    • @Nikke-nn5mn
      @Nikke-nn5mn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No man's sky is the real sequel of this game

    • @simonriley4131
      @simonriley4131 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah dude, No Man's Sky is the sequel to Ride to Hell: Retribution.

    • @roflturkey6513
      @roflturkey6513 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Simon Riley No Man's Sky is the bastard child of Ride to Hell Retribution and ACM

  • @kingwill4497
    @kingwill4497 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    29:10 joe...you made a game you wanted :3

  • @KnightCrown
    @KnightCrown 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    29:10 The Alien: Isolation devs obviously watched this video

    • @TreiskadekDevil
      @TreiskadekDevil 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ***** Creative Assembly is a very talented group trust me I'm sure when Sega told them to make the next game they took alot of notes.

    • @ConorChaos
      @ConorChaos 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TreiskadekDevil Lol, we thinking of the same Creative Assembly?

    • @HenriqueRJchiki
      @HenriqueRJchiki 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ConorChaos yes it is the same as total war

  • @Clancy2004
    @Clancy2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I literally just play this game over and over again just to play the "Raven" Mission because it's the only somewhat scary and fun mission in the game.

    • @killroy23
      @killroy23 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Try the TemplarGFX ACM Overhaul v6, it breathes some life into it.

  • @ramboedah6627
    @ramboedah6627 8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I bought this game for my brother's birthday in 2015... He thought I was buying Isolation for him!

    • @NefariousNewfie
      @NefariousNewfie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      you have a lucky brother then

    • @theokayishgamer
      @theokayishgamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      +Colton Easton Dont you mean unlucky?

    • @phonyponybologna1070
      @phonyponybologna1070 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Ramboedah I guess you don't have a great relationship with your brother anymore?

    • @theprophetofthepastagod5633
      @theprophetofthepastagod5633 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ramboedah you monster

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      soo..rather then buying a Grade A game.. you intentionaly ? threw cash at one of the most customer loathing and false marketed ..'games' out there from that year ?....niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice guess your a strong supprter of coruption.
      well at least your brother knows your style since then i guess ,at least you gae him an exuse to wrap up some dog poo for your b day and have a giggle hehehehe

  • @Cascadejackal
    @Cascadejackal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I'll never understand the hate AvP2010 gets. It looks gorgeous, has very fluid Xenomorph animation, very satisfying and enjoyable Alien vs Marine multiplayer (Predators are OP as hell) and just generally feels like a better experience than most give it credit for.

    • @greengarnish1711
      @greengarnish1711 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      agreed

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I want a standalone Predator game.

    • @sebastiancintron29
      @sebastiancintron29 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Pete Olivarez Preach.
      A game where you get to play as the most dangerous Hunter in the galaxy.
      Predator concrete jungle is not good enough for that.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sebastian Cintron
      I'm down to donate money to a Kickstarter to make this dream come true.

    • @hallowseve5801
      @hallowseve5801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One thing that made the xenos scary for me in that game was when they think you can't see them they crawl extremely slowly at you

  • @Yuurekk
    @Yuurekk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    oh look, hipsters developed it. who would've guessed that it'd be bad..

    • @Celestialbeing21
      @Celestialbeing21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Hipsters are 90% the reason why things that people discover to be trendy turn to shit when they touch it. They are cancer to trends. Anime, pool, Archery, darts, dancing, and now video games.

    • @jerryhuang7765
      @jerryhuang7765 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +ßetaJuice wait...darts?

    • @Celestialbeing21
      @Celestialbeing21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Jerry Huang yep, that's right I said that random crap, Darts.

    • @Celestialbeing21
      @Celestialbeing21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Eurasian Writer I almost bought that game, almost XD.
      The true definition of hipster quality of product and services.
      Sean, can you see your character?
      Sean Murray: No, the only way you can see yourself is through another players vision.
      Can you run into other players?
      Sean Murray: No you can't.
      *my eyes roll*

    • @anonymous243124
      @anonymous243124 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't forget they ruined rock, beards, irony, and all the older generations perception of gen y.

  • @TheByrnieBoy
    @TheByrnieBoy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The most iconic intro to a video.
    " you fucked it up " Fiver years later and it still holds up!

  • @StardustPunisher
    @StardustPunisher 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    They had A FLAMETHROWING POWERLOADER?!?!

  • @adambrennan4478
    @adambrennan4478 9 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Aliens : Colonial Marines
    10/10- IGN

    • @Shadow07Warrior1989
      @Shadow07Warrior1989 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Adam Brennan Apparently they mark it as a 4.5/10 and say, quote, "it's not worthy" as a sequel to Aliens.

    • @Jackal_El_Lobo34
      @Jackal_El_Lobo34 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      How dare they give Alien Isolation a 5/10. F*ck that biased critic in particular!!!

    • @sulacomarine
      @sulacomarine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Charlie Channel Maybe IGN outsourced to Seegson Corp., and have Working Joes doing their reviews. They're programmed to give anything that isn't Call of Duty a bad review. XD

    • @psycho6776
      @psycho6776 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Adam Brennan
      Aliens: Colonial Marines
      9.8/10 - IGN
      It has guns like Call of Duty.

    • @vivacehome1
      @vivacehome1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Adam Brennan B>U>L>L>S>H>I>T!

  • @TheGrayMysterious
    @TheGrayMysterious 9 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    There should have been an asymmetrical mode like Evolve where one person plays as a xenomorph and everyone else hunts him down. When the xeno player starts out, he's somewhat weak, but the more marines he kills, the more health he gets and the faster and stronger he gets. That creates a dynamic where players have to stick close to survive and hunt the alien down before it gets too dangerous.

    • @TheCjbroncos25
      @TheCjbroncos25 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that's a good idea

    • @hotmanngrayman9059
      @hotmanngrayman9059 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wow that's a good idea

    • @theInsaneCashew
      @theInsaneCashew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I cannot argue with that at all.

    • @helpme4720
      @helpme4720 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +TheGrayMysterious
      good idea, but then all players would camp near each other and there would be no point unless if they were spawned in different parts of the map and the map was decently sized.

    • @TheGrayMysterious
      @TheGrayMysterious 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomasthetrainlover 1 Spawn the marines on one side and the xeno on the other.

  • @royaltywrld6111
    @royaltywrld6111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Legends says joes armor is still loading

  • @jeonginnielvr
    @jeonginnielvr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    this game must be horrible then since it is only $4.99 at Gamestop.

    • @NefariousNewfie
      @NefariousNewfie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh yea, like every other game thats 5 bucks in a used game store. clearly not worth it. dont even bother going to a gamestop dude. youre too good to go in there.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Colton Easton where else can we go to buy games? There are no EB games locations anymore:/

    • @fancy-payne
      @fancy-payne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      General Coma
      Did Randy Pitchford paid you enough money to write this shit comment???

    • @jordanwright2313
      @jordanwright2313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Atleast you didn't spend 120$ for the collectors edition haha.

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol it's 3.99 for Xbox now

  • @Adam-FR
    @Adam-FR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    They really need to make a new Aliens or AVP that's actually good... it's sad because Aliens and Predator are my FAVORITE in sci-fi.

    • @brazwen
      @brazwen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Try Alien Isolation

    • @Adam-FR
      @Adam-FR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      True true, that one is pretty good, but like an Aliens where you are the marines, but a well made game. I remember having an awesome time with the first AVP. Also being the Alien was awesome.

    • @colbycoolby1592
      @colbycoolby1592 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Adam Francuzik I preferred the second game.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Francuzik no the need a new Predator stand alone game

    • @mikeehrmantraut1899
      @mikeehrmantraut1899 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish the next Alien Isolation 2 u find a pulse gun and the flamethrower like in the movie when Ripley armed up and combing the pulse gun plus the flamethrower u know what im saying

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY"
    I'm fucking dying XD that just was too perfect.
    16:30 Joe perfectly describes a good chunk of Alien Isolation years before the game is revealed.

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:11 - My heart broke. That man used to be beautiful, really miss old Spoony. He's a festering corpse now.

    • @DragonHeart613
      @DragonHeart613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Drewdog
      Is Joe still friends with him??? Joe never mentioned him again after this review.

    • @juliagoodwin9510
      @juliagoodwin9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed. Thinking of how he used to be, and how he is now... Goddamnit...

  • @CorpsmanUP87
    @CorpsmanUP87 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When you die, do you hear a whiny Bill Paxton saying "Game over, man, game over!"

  • @Rainbowhawk1993
    @Rainbowhawk1993 10 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Imagine like Amnesia mixed with Aliens. Holy shit that would be a game everyone would be talking about."
    And just like that Creative Assembly takes the burden to hopefully redeem the license and restore the Fans' faith.

    • @jamiefletcher3186
      @jamiefletcher3186 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What happened to the E3 demo ? That was a true aliens game, but we get this instead and i can't stand the graphics or story of this game

    • @MrTervehattara
      @MrTervehattara 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same thing as what happened to duke nukem forever.

    • @jdtrim22
      @jdtrim22 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CANNOT wait for Joe to review that and be EVEN MORE disappointed. It's shaping up to be a disaster already, more interviews with devs than gameplay in the trailers, lots of emphasis on Pre-Alpha in any gameplay that is shown, and worst of all Creative Assembly.

    • @LynnDonmy
      @LynnDonmy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jdtrim22 Stop being such a critic, just wait for the damn thing!

    • @nintyfan1991
      @nintyfan1991 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But then again, even CA has messed up. Even Joe will tell you that with Rome II.

  • @giorgiolarriva4814
    @giorgiolarriva4814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Sigh* I was 13 when this game came out . I had my dad pre order the 110$ collectors edition . I’m sorry dad

    • @Osio1000_5
      @Osio1000_5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow. I honestly feel sorry for you and your dad. 😔

  • @ChilledRico
    @ChilledRico 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I just kept waiting for O'neil to die, he just had that face. You know the face of the character that gets dragged into a vent or pounced on and torn apart but nope he stuck through it the entire time. He just looks like one of those guys that you know is only in the game to die and add suspense but he surprised me after surviving three levels.

    • @Zeithri
      @Zeithri 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hated everyone except the Hicks and the pilot chick. Don't get me wrong though, this game is just ugh.

    • @ChilledRico
      @ChilledRico 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh don't get me wrong, I hated all of the characters but I hated O'Neil especially. He just looks like a side characters but is one of the main characters. And to be honest this entire game was started because that one marine went all bitch-fit and pulled out a grenade when that chestburster came out like he was some kind of evil cult leader and didn't want to die alone. The entire storyline has more holes in it than the red light district in Amsterdam, this game was clearly just a huge cash cow.

    • @avez4159
      @avez4159 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      O'Neal looked more like a Harley Rider with a Smart Gun than a Colonial Marine.

  • @suprqt
    @suprqt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I never watched the Alien franchise and know nothing about it, and yet when i saw my friend play it and saw him fighting human enemies I face palmed.

    • @kieranhardy581
      @kieranhardy581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only watch the first 2 if you decide to watch

  • @treestoman5306
    @treestoman5306 9 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    what is the point of joe censoring himself if he only does it half the time?

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +Tristan Rains Apparently to see if people point it out. No literally that's what Tvtropes says.

    • @J-Dizzle95
      @J-Dizzle95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm pretty sure that when he is being derogatory then he censors it
      That way he's not just like "Fuck you and you" and offending people as much
      But when he just uses it regularly in a sentence, he doesn't feel the need to censor it

    • @J-Dizzle95
      @J-Dizzle95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ** When he is being derogatory towards a person

    • @LaptopGamingDude
      @LaptopGamingDude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Jared Lucus that's not even close

    • @arrogantbandit1
      @arrogantbandit1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jared Lucus Not that it really matters, but I think you're right. In one video (can't remember which one) he starts a rant about a female character and it goes something like: "that stupid fucking.. [exploitives deleted]". And I don't blame Joe, just because you're ranting about a female character it doesn't mean that's how you feel about all females. Alas, that's what people instantly bitch about these days.

  • @BlackWarriorOne
    @BlackWarriorOne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I wonder how a remake of this game would turn out...

  • @HollywoodobsessionWWW
    @HollywoodobsessionWWW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Lol at O'Neil, I think every gamer knows the frustration of AI and to just empty the clip into them, you know it wont do shit, but its the only recourse you got.

  • @timmychickenman69
    @timmychickenman69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The bit at 25:46 joe made is more exhilarating than the entire campaign. Outside of the part where I didn't have a weapon.

  • @MajesticOneThree
    @MajesticOneThree 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Funny how watching Alien Romulus in the theater brings me back to an old video I enjoyed 11 years ago from a content creator I had all but forgotten.
    I’m glad to be back, instant (re)sub.

  • @killerbee1974
    @killerbee1974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    There was a typo in the game code, so one mistake ruined one part of the game

    • @magnuscritikaleak5045
      @magnuscritikaleak5045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is unbelievable the Ai of the game still run if it was Unity with Visual studio they would brick the game by not running the script entirely.

    • @Xazamas
      @Xazamas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of the lines in code told the program to attach the alien to "teather" instead of "tether." With that fix the game as whole was, of course, still below expectations. However after modders removed that single letter, the alien AI got significantly better.

    • @clairelili873
      @clairelili873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Xazamas there are more typos in the code, fixing a good chunk of the game and making it better by a good margin.
      there is two more "teather" in the code, and one capital A in "PecanGame", fucking even more the code. after that, suddenly the game becomes way better.

  • @Ultra504
    @Ultra504 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This Video > The Entire Game

  • @sulacomarine
    @sulacomarine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Does anybody know whatever happened to that class-action lawsuit against Gearbox/Sega?

    • @XenonXyanide
      @XenonXyanide 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      sulacomarine Gearbox crawled out of it, while Sega took the majority of the flack financially. Randy Pitchford is still claiming his innocence too, and blocking any negative retort's through his twitter account. Because fuck gamers.
      twitter.com/JimSterling/status/619481003552169985

    • @NeroDeAngelo
      @NeroDeAngelo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xenon Xyanide what is that lawsuit about? never heard before!

    • @sulacomarine
      @sulacomarine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Xenon Xyanide
      Wait, Gearbox got off the hook? Seriously? Not even a slap on the hand for the shenanigans they pulled with A:CM?? >:(

    • @connorx447
      @connorx447 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      sulacomarine Nope. He even bragged about how he got away with it, boasting himself as some kind of social justice warrior.

    • @gskaloyan
      @gskaloyan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      sulacomarine keep a close eye on everything he gets involved with from here on out. Don't purchase or support anything he touches. Remember he needs the audience to keep his career, so if everyone rises against him, he'll be flipping burgers at Mc Donalds.

  • @TheDorianTube
    @TheDorianTube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Coming here once every few months for a good laugh at Randy's expenses lol

    • @TheDorianTube
      @TheDorianTube 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup, it's Randy time again, lmao

  • @rileymachelle4088
    @rileymachelle4088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's hilarious how Joe not only predicted Alien Isolation, but also Aliens: Fireteam Elite.
    He talks about wanting survival horror, and also how the co op is just tacked on here. He wishes that there were classes so you don't feel the exact same as your teammates. He got everything he wanted lmao

  • @lackofsanity6825
    @lackofsanity6825 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    i still look back on this game, and my heart splits in two.

    • @Commodore22345
      @Commodore22345 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honestly, I don't know what state this game was in at release, but I bought it a few years after it was released and I actually had a lot of fun playing the game.

  • @Joseph-sg3jz
    @Joseph-sg3jz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    AvP 1999, 2001, and 2010 are awesome. Alien Isolation is amazing. Aliens Colonial Marines sucks.

    • @roflturkey6513
      @roflturkey6513 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joseph I was surprised at how long Alien Isolation was

    • @bbenjoe
      @bbenjoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even AVp 2010 was a let down in my opinion. Graphics were nice, but areas were repetitive, and I felt the jumps of the predator too 'bound' , also it's whole energy handling thing sucked, it was better in AvP 2.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joseph umm you forgot Predator Concrete Jungle??

    • @elysiadawn
      @elysiadawn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gonna try it with the mod. Only cost me $6. Alien Isolation looks far better but you can't play it with other people.

  • @comicstars671
    @comicstars671 11 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Your in luck Joe your idea about amnesia with aliens has come to life.

  • @MsFrostitute
    @MsFrostitute 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    AVP 2010 is wayyyy better

  • @cresentdemon123
    @cresentdemon123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "come on O'neal you got the smart gun shoot something with it lol" XD

  • @MrPerson61
    @MrPerson61 10 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    From what I have seen of Alien Isolation, it looks pretty cool and kinda freaky, but I noticed the alien never climbs the walls or ceilings or walks on all four limbs at all. Sure it goes and sits in vents and tries to grab you sometimes, but I never see them on all fours like Aliens usually do, its always standing straight up on its hind legs, when usually they only do that when they are getting ready to attack.
    Wish it climbed the walls and stuff, wouldn't it be even more freaky if you heard a sound and turned around to look, but it had climbed over you on the ceiling and dropped behind you while you turned around and got you? (Also the sound for the motion tracker is wrong, doesn't sound nearly as cool as the old sound)

    • @tyranidterrorist
      @tyranidterrorist 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Btw it can climb

    • @MrPerson61
      @MrPerson61 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tyranidterrorist no I mean actually walk on all fours, and use the walls and ceilings more than the ground. I know it can run up into vents and such, but it never actually stays up there while moving.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mr. Person It moves more like a Slasher monster. Stalking the grounds watching, Hunting, and Waiting for you to Fuck up. Also if it was on all fours and constantly on the ceilings and walls you'd lose track of it and it would kill you. Even with the Sensor cause the sensor can give you away in the game with it's Pinging noise.

    • @MrPerson61
      @MrPerson61 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Danny Caracciolo I honestly don't have the game, but from the playthroughs I have seen, the only time I have seen it on all fours was in vents and when it is trying to get away from you. The rest of the time it is standing on its hind legs straight up.

    • @marty_dee
      @marty_dee 10 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Mr. Person thats because in the original Alien Movie 90% it walked on two legs. however in alienS they made them more animal like, by having em walk on four legs. so the fact that the alien in this game walks on 2 legs is accurate, since theyre basing it on the original alien movie

  • @Shadowdash66X
    @Shadowdash66X 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Joe set in motion the plans for Alien Isolation without knowing it!

    • @Krosstic
      @Krosstic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Harley Perez Alien isolation was well on its way to being released before Joe made his review of colonial marines, so he had no part in the influence of the game.

  • @seebreeze0185
    @seebreeze0185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:06 so we’re just going to ignore the boiler in the door way, perfect representation of the A.I.

  • @relatedzombie
    @relatedzombie 10 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Whenever I even have the slightest feeling to get A:CM I just re-watch this review to stop my self , then I play AVP, And wait for Alien Isolation...

    • @Zeithri
      @Zeithri 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd recommend youtubing for "Aliens Colonial Marines DLC" because the DLC mission seems to have gotten more time and planning than the entire game got. As to sate your hunger for Aliens, I recommend the NDS game Alien Infestation which is one of the best Alien-games ever and a really great game overall.

    • @relatedzombie
      @relatedzombie 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rainversey I have seen Infestation and the reviews say that it is great, too bad that I don't use my DS any more. The DLC, particularly the Nostromo does look quite good.

    • @donkeyIips
      @donkeyIips 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this game is much better than when it first released. this game was patched a lot AFTER all the negative reviews. improved AI, very few glitches if any, and solid FPS gameplay makes this a good Aliens game.

    • @johnfarley3489
      @johnfarley3489 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I like what their doing with it. If you have played outlast then you know what to expect. You should get your fix with Alien Isolation but I myself just wait for joes review along with some others before I drop 60 bucks again...

    • @ConradLarsonGaming
      @ConradLarsonGaming 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      donkeyIips That's not the way to make a game though. I can't forgive them for being total cuntbag lying pricks of shit game devs.

  • @omegapng
    @omegapng 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Who is the marine who survived?

    • @omegapng
      @omegapng 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Someone you don't know
      Very original
      Well memed, my friend.
      Well memed

    • @omegapng
      @omegapng 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Someone you don't know
      Go, my child.
      Go and become the Master Memer I always knew you would become.

    • @spacemusic7337
      @spacemusic7337 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bishop

    • @omegapng
      @omegapng 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uzay Köroğlu Fucking spoiler alert

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +CMDR Kappa Not really. He lied.

  • @firefighter17687
    @firefighter17687 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    got out of basic and ait and one of the first things i did was finally go to gamestop and buy gears of war judgement day and aliens colonial marines. Two games i had been longing to play the entire time i was gone...imagine the disappointment i had that week

    • @mjc0961
      @mjc0961 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ouch, Judgment as well? That's a double shit storm, sorry you had go to through that.

    • @unpopularopinion7812
      @unpopularopinion7812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      firefighter17687. Ouch both are garbage.

  • @BlueLeader3007
    @BlueLeader3007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Back here after Aliens: Fire Team trailer

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    4 years later, this review still remains, for me especially, the '9th Symphony' of Angry Joe Reviews.

    • @somedudeonearth4978
      @somedudeonearth4978 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glen Wang - 9th symphony?

    • @71775926
      @71775926 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somedudeonearth4978 another way of saying Magnum opus, his greatest piece of work. The Ride to Hell: Retribution and Rome: Total War 2 reviews are my fav