When I was little a box of marsbars went missing at home. My mom sat me and my older brother and sister down at the dinner table and wouldn't let us go until she found out who took them. After a long time of none of us confessing my Brother and Sister got tired of sitting at the table and just demanded I confess. This went on for a while until I was in goddamn tears, I was like 7 or 8 at the time I don't even remember. Eventually we were let go not because the culprit was caught but because keeping us there any longer would be too cruel. Years (at least 5) later the entire box was found, in my dad's closet. Our mom was the one who put it there to hide it from us and forgot about it. The mars bars weren't good anymore (obviously) My mother was sincere when she apologized but the apologies I got from my siblings was incredibly halfassed
I was falsely accused of sexual harassment and almost kick off a band because some girls thought it would be a funny prank to do on the drummer who they thought was “cute”
Bro imagine being falsely accused of sexual harassment in grade 3 by a girl a year younger that you didn’t know existed 🤯 I sat in the office confused and just accepted my punishment (lines, 2 week in school suspension then transfer to behavioural class for majority of the school year)
@@kratos-staples And then they wonder why the "cute" guy wants nothing whatsoever to do with them after they've cleared their name and they have the nerve to try to ask him out in person.
A girl at my school accused me of witchcraft. I happened to be really good friends with her crush and when she saw us hugging she thought I cast a love spell on him
My dad accused me of stealing his wife's heroin for one I have a crippling fear of needles they disgust me to the Bone he took this to the Grave insisting that I stole his wife's heroin😅
I once got accused by my GF of making holes in condoms... WHILE I OBVIOUSLY SAID TO HER ALL THE TIME THAT I DONT WANT ANY KIDS FOR THE NEXT FEW YEARS AT THE VERY LEAST
"Girl, are you putting holes in my condoms just because you took issue with me saying that I don't want kids? Do you know what *you are dumped* means?" Now ex-girlfriend: "...crap."
I got accused of lying about being lactose intolerant. I wanted to make a cake for my birthday and noticed that there wasn't any almond milk left in the store I was at (the recipe required it). So, I asked a worker if there was any more milk almond milk in the back, and this random guy (who looked mid-30s) butted into our conversation to ask me why the hell I wanted almond milk. I told him I was lactose intolerant and he scoffed, asking me in a derogatory tone "If you're lactose intolerant, then explain to me why humans have gone hundreds of years drinking regular milk?". Taking him up on his offer, I calmly explained to him how my body doesn't create the proper enzymes to digest dairy products properly, and that almond milk is a good substitute for me to consume. He then asked me if "N-Semehs" were scientific, and when I said "Well, they're the correct scientific term, so yes.", he began to scream at me: "SCIENTIFIC??? SCIENCE IS HOW OBAMA CONTROLS US!! YOU MUST BE ONE OF HIS N-WORD LOVING SATANISTS!! GO TO CHURCH AND DRINK THE MILK GOD HAS CREATED FOR US AMERICANS!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BUY GROCERIES HERE UNTIL YOU ACCEPT JESUS INTO YOUR HEART!!" He then stole my basket, right from my hands, and ran off out the doors without paying. The worker I was talking to tried to catch him, but he ran too fast and got away. Walmart is a strange place to shop at. Sometimes I wonder if that guy liked my tampons and almond flour.
I was at work talking about the movie "Wall-e" I had just taken my kid to. I was suddenly pulled into a security office and was questioned by a police officer asking if I was on medication, do I enjoy talking about people dying, have I been to a dentist, etc. I'm genuinely confused. They start telling me that I'm accused of terroristic threats since I was talking about the apocalyse. Um. No. I was talking about a movie I took my kid to see. Didn't matter. I had a 2 day suspension and a meeting with HR to keep my job.
@@LadyNikitaShark coworker was forced to take a racism respect class (offered at place of employment) for talking about hockey..."I thought the Canucks looked good at the game last night."
When I was about 14 my red faced neighbor (I think) ran up to me while I was making a fire pit in my back yard and accused me of being a squatter. My clothes were dirty but I thought it was pretty funny. So I gave him vague responses that made him even more angry and confused before telling him that he was trespassing and I was getting tired of listening to him. His face became purple and he started yelling so fast that I couldn’t understand him. I took out my razor phone. This was when they were a new thing. Took his picture and said that my parents and friends at school would get a laugh out of it. He looked at my new phone then through the trees at my house. The color left his face as he realized that not only was I not squatting but he’d been belligerently shouting at a kid this whole time. He ran out of there without saying another word.
I worked at Sears when I was about 18, it was a time when my genetic condition wasn't bad enough that I couldn't work yet but I was having trouble with headaches and nausea. I needed to pay my bills so I just pushed through it to work but my boss accused me of being pregnant and then spread rumors about how I was pregnant and didn't know which one of my co-workers was the father because I was sleeping with all of them... I was not, I was just a happy friendly person... Well when I confronted him about the rumors he yelled at me for being a whore and getting pregnant when they needed me to be functional or some crap and I just left in tears, quit right there. Found out later one of my male co-workers who I was friends with punched my boss in the face and walked out as well. I wish I'd known more back then, I'd have sued. That was horribly traumatic
My blood relatives that I've disowned seem to have a saturday gathering where they compete about the stuff I supposedly say about them on facebook. Being that my facebook time line is completely empty and me showing them none of its true, I realize there no changing that kind of toxicity. I was also shunned for not visiting my aunt when she had breast cancer. Well she was outpatient and I was inpatient because I had my rt foot amputated. They call me a liar despite them being there for the surgery & the part where its a little difficult to fake the missing limb part. Gotta admit disowning that group was better for my heart than it has been to quit smoking.
A preacher's son didn't get a job at the market I worked at (we were fully staffed and not hiring). He got it in his head that his son deserved a job more than me and started shouting, "You only have this job because your daddy's the store director." I'm Korean, the store director was Japanese and everyone in town called him out as a bigot. He was replaced at the church by an Asian preacher.
My boss has literally accused me of losing a client. What did I do exactly? My client was a student with autism and he was high functioning. The kids at his school , high school mind you, were using him to try and Bully their teacher and had him steal all of her pens pencils and writing materials on her desk and other things. Just because they didn't like their teacher for whatever reason but the boys were too cowardly to do it themselves so they decided to get the autistic boy to do their dirty work for them in exchange for friendship. The student literally showed me the pens and pencils that he stole and gave me the reason why which was literally because these boys told him to do it because the teacher was being unfair. I told my boss because it was an after-school tutoring program and I told the boy's mother every time they told him to do something because it was textbook taking advantage of the student who doesn't know better which is a form of bullying. So the parents decided to take the boy out of after school lessons. At first I was a little hurt because I did like him as a student and that means I don't have a client anymore. But my boss literally pulled me to the side and said it was because I was complaining so much to the mother that she just probably decided not to bring her son back. Like this was just her assumption of the reason why the student didn't come back. This was just one of many things I got blamed for as a teacher before she just decided to not call me anymore and within 3 months after she ghosted me she ran her business to the ground that's been around for more than 10 years. Good riddance
When I was in high school, someone painted the entire leftside wall with graffiti top to bottom overnight, as it had a security camera on one corner and even then it was out of order for an entire month. Anyway, I was out of school with pneumonia, and my parents got a call from the police that I was being charged with vandalism. The parents literally walked the officers to my room in the hospital where the cops saw that I was in no shape to even stand up for prolonged periods of time, apologized and left. The culprit was never found out.
Got accused of getting a girl that I never met and didn't know existed pregnant. She was going around my hometown telling everyone that I was the father. I learned this because we randomly met at a gas station and she told me that (my name) was her babies father so she should be able to cut in line. I'm like, that's me. I don't know who you are but I'm not your babies father and you shouldn't say that I am anymore. She then accused me of not being me but the people in the gas station were like yep, that's (my mom's nicknames son) she didn't give up and said everyone was lying. I'm the least infamous of my family in my hometown so I don't know why she chose me to begin with but it was a dumb move.
I had a friend at our small art college who got pregnant and the dad left. I hung out with her and was supportive so everyone started spreading rumours i was actually the father.
I told a guy I really, really didn’t want to talk to him. He called me trans. Also, in middle school, kids kept asking me if I was married because of my MOOD RING. I WAS LIKE THIRTEEN.
every time i get an amazing idea or say something insightful to a group of people then they ignore me than 10 seconds later someone repeats what i just said then suddenly everyone praises and loves the person who repeated what I just said. Then when i point it out they accuse me of stealing the idea. Its like that episode of American dad when Klaus gives really good advice but everyone ignores him because he is a fish but when Roger says it everyone listens.
@@h-Films “you know that kid who says they have a girlfriend in another town? Well that was me according to my friends. And then they met her.” How the fuck do you think im misreading this
I was a teachers aide and a 10-year old girl accused me of stealing bubblegum from students. Turns out she did it because I used to observe the class near her desk (because I could see everyone from there) and she took offense. Very bratty and entitled Karen in the making but she did sincerely apologise when confronted.
Was accused of being my youngest sibling real mother by people that had seen our mother during her last pregnancy. Mom used to be quite skinny, almost anorexic, so it was quite obvious when she was pregnant.
I was accused of stealing a kids ‘gold nugget’ (the crunched up gold rapper of a chocolate) on Pioneer Day in elementary school. Everyone had gotten a chocolate, and we all crunched up the wrappers to use as currency. Everyone crunched up both pieces of the two part wrapper into one nugget, while I crunched them up separately. A kid lost his, and saw that I had two. He told the teacher (who already hated me for reasons I still can’t figure out) and she told me to give back the gold. I explained how I had two nuggets, and that I really didn’t care about the ‘currency’ thing. She told me to give the gold back to the kid, if I really didn’t care. At that point it was about pride, not the gold. I explained again, very carefully what had happened, and she still didn’t believe me. I had to give one of my nuggets to the kid. A while later, I brought fools gold to school for show and tell. I put it in my pocket after, and happened to be sitting near that same kid. The fools gold went missing. I knew that bastard stole it, so I told the teacher. She thought I was trying to get back at him for the gold nuggets from before. I never got my fools gold back.
I've been in the banking industry for almost 20 years. For some of that time in 2005, I was in charge of the morning shift at a bank branch. There are a lot of opening procedures that I obviously won't get into for security reasons, but one of them is standing at a designated lookout point to observe any signs of tampering or building infiltration that could've happened overnight. The lookout point for that branch was a flower stand across the street. As usual, I was the first person to arrive. I'd gotten there so early that I'd brought a muffin for a quick breakfast. I knew that no one was coming for at least 10 minutes, so I turned to face the wall of the flower stand and eat with a little privacy. A few seconds later, a middle-aged woman marched up to me. Her: What are you doing? Me: Huh? Her: What are you _doing?_ Me: I'm eating. Look, I've got a muffin. Her: Oh! I thought you were... Uh... Me: What? Her: Well, it's just that there was was that bombing in London yesterday, and I got nervous... Me: You think I'm a terrorist. Her: You looked suspicious! Me: I work across the street, and I'm waiting for my coworkers. What, did you think I was going to bomb a flower stand? Her: I've gotta go- Me: Yeah, you have a nice day. I'm Filipino American, so I look _just_ "exotic" enough for some people to assume I'm a foreigner or can't speak any English. I'm used to that. But that morning was the only time anyone has ever accused me of being a terrorist. I hope that woman learned to chill out.
I'm really sorry that that happened to you. I do have to say though, if you genuinely thought someone was a terrorist, why on earth would you go up and confront them, instead of like, calling the police?! What is some random Karen going to do to stop a terrorist attack? Can't really ask to see the terrorists manager, can ya Karen?!?
When I was 10/11 yo, I spat in my sisters tea, then regretted it and washed the cup to make a new one. She then accused me of spitting in it and threw it in my face. I should have just given her the original cup of tea...
Same I was talking to someone and I guess I was spiting a bit on accident but they were like 5 feet away so no spot got on them when I told my teacher what happened she said I did noting wrong but I still got a punishment .
I was eight years old; and a lady who lived in down the street was informed by a non-friend of mine that I had tortured her cat. Like some seriously messed up stuff. I don't know what happened to the cat, but she apparently had to drop some money at the vet. I showed up to her house to ask to play with her son, and she just tore into me. "Well (non-friend) said he saw you do it, why would he lie?!" Because he and I had a genuine beef that literally split the neighborhood kids into his side and mine, maybe?! (I honestly don't know what our deal was, he just decided that I'd be easy pickings I guess, I moved away four years later and don't care.) She was going to march me home and tell my parents, and they'd have to pay her back, and maybe she'd have to press charges. Well the whole walk home I'm telling her that I couldn't have done it, and if she'd just let me explain... She just told me to shut up (and literally did the hold me by the ear thing the whole way). We get to my house, and my mom comes out on the porch asking what I've done now (I never said I was a perfect angel), and this lady just lays out the accusation and demands that I be held accountable... My mom might actually be able to lay claim to having seen it all (I'm the second youngest of nine kids, she has experience), so she just asked "When was your cat hurt?" Lady: "I had to take it to the vet three days ago." Mom: "And these were fresh wounds?" Lady: "It was still bleeding!" (Sidenote: poor cat) Mom: I'm real sorry, but it definitely wasn't (me)..." The lady shifts to that "you're just protecting your kid" tone (If it was true, my mom would have crucified me. Then given the leftovers to my dad to be ground into powder). Mom: "You see, we just got back last night from a two week road trip to a family reunion. He's not been more than 100 feet away from me for the last two weeks." The lady just sputtered, and said she'd be back when my dad was home from work. He told her the same thing. TL;DR I was falsely accused if abusing a cat, had a rock solid alibi of being 2000 miles away.
I was staying at a relative's and she accuses me of taking, I kid you not, a coaster... like the one you put drinks on. Just one of them, not a set. She told me I was no longer welcome in her home and had to leave now. As I'm about to walk out the door, she finds it. It was in her sink, stuck underneath her cereal bowl.
When I was in the first grade, someone pooped on the floor in the boys bathroom. I do not know who. It might have been the guy that went before, or after me. I got blamed. In high school, someone punched the glass part of the door on the fire extinguisher. I was not even at school that day. But I was blamed. Recently, crazy neighbor lady called the cops on me for... revving my engine at 2am. Sitting outside in my loud sports car. I own a kia soul. It is my only car. I have better things to do at ANYTIME of day than waste gas.
My sister was friends with this black bouncer who worked the best hip hop/rnb/african nights all over town. One night he invites her to an after party and she lets me tag along. Anyways, half way through the after party he gets a closer look at my face and goes on a looong tirade about how my nose isn't real, I'm ashamed to be black, I got nose surgery, I'm trying to look white, I'm a traitor... It was unexpected and kind of funny at first for me because I thought he was just trying to make jokes and break the ice. But then he dragged it out forever and seemed really personally offended and even disgusted. He basically started discussing politics and gender roles because of my nose. It was awkward as f**k too because we were hanging out with his hype black panthers-esque crowd. And this bouncer doesn't even drink or smoke so this was all a stone cold sober conclusive observation for him. I've been told I look mixed or Indian before. But actual nose surgery accusation is the weirdest.
This happened when I was 18. One day when I was living with an ex-friend, I had one of my bag of items in her drawer, which she let me put there. When I looked inside it, it seemed like I was missing something from there. So, I started looking for what I thought I was missing quickly so she doesn't find it in her stuff and get mad at me for misplacing it (she was serious about cleanness and would get mad easily) by seeing if I had mistakenly placed it in one of her other drawers. So I'm looking through the drawers, not taking anything out, just trying to hardly move anything and look for the item. She all of a sudden walks into the room and goes next to me, looks at me straight in the eyes and say seriously and aggressively "I'm going to beat your fuckin ass". Being autistic, and abused by past friends, this REALLY shook me. She said this all the time, but this time she was more serious (Yeah, I know she was a bully that took things out on people who were her friends and I never should of affiliated with such a fuckin idiot) and walks away. I'm just like WTF???? Later on after the friendship broke off, the other ex-friend sent me a long, bullshit message, and then said I tried to steal from the other, which made me think she was talking about that incident. Thing is, the first one didn't even ask me what I was doing. Before this, I never once gave her a reason to make her think I was interested in stealing her shit. What the real kicker is tho, is before that incident SHE, and the other stole bracelets from a beach store when my mom, sisters and I, took them there, risking my family getting in trouble. So SERENA, the only thing you ever had that was worth stealing (that you didn't steal yourself) was weed, and you know goddamn well I paid for that shit!
One of my cousins was accused of stealing a plant from our cousin's funeral by the mother of the cousin who died. She is not a girl who even likes plants though. The mother constantly causes drama and makes things up about people she doesn't like, which is pretty much everyone. She hated how close my cousins were, they treated each other like sisters.
My mom thought I had a mental disorder because I didn't want to attend a religious summer camp. Meanwhile I've barely struggled with anger issues and depression compared to everybody else in my house.
A girl in my jr high class told her mother that I was always mouthing off in class, I was very quiet, and the mother told my mother to get me into trouble and the teacher, a friend of my mother, was there for coffee too and they both told her that my classmate was lying and she got into trouble. Why this girl hated me I never could figure out. I never really interacted with her. She started trying to bully me but I shut that down real fast.
There used to be a cane and wicker furniture shop in Blackheath village, my older sister had just bought a huge hat and coat rack/stand from the place and I was waiting outside with it while she looked at another piece, some Karen came over and asked me if I'd just stolen it, I replied "Yeah, it's all the rage with us 13 year old's to steal ugly shit furniture and then wait around outside the scene of the crime to be caught". I delivered it with so much scorn and dripping sarcasm that she fucked off without another word.
Ex was yelling at me for God knows what one afternoon and all of a sudden is accusing me of sleeping with friend A and friend B. I yelled back "I am not sleeping around- wait! Friend A is gay and you know that!" He said "Well, it could happen." Then I said "And friend B is your doctor. You just saw him at the office this week. Why would you keep going to him if you really thought I was sleeping with him?" "Well, I don't know" he said quietly, "he's a good doctor." "You've lost your fricking mind!" I yelled. "Whatever. Nevermind. But you're still a witch." He couldn't think of something mean to throw at me so he just made up something on the fly and chose 2 friends names at random without thinking. Poor choice of names on his part.
When I was in eighth grade, a girl at my school (but in fifth grade) got cancer, and the whole school rallied behind her. We held fundraiser for her, sent her sympathetic messages, and so forth, and it was really great. Now, for some background: it was fairly well-known by my classmates that my family and I attended a church that was (and still is) extremely anti-Catholic. and a fair number of my teachers and classmates were Catholics. Generally I got along with them well, but during one of the fundraisers a rumor emerged that I had made snide comments about the students participating because some of them were Catholic. I had never said anything like that, but I did from time to time make anti-Catholic remarks in class. Not only did this give me trouble at school, but my own family also disapproved despite the teachings our church was drilling into us. This continued into high school until I finally got a lecture at home about why it was wrong and un-Christian to say those things. (The irony in all this is that my hometown was founded by German Lutherans and much of it remains Missouri Synod Lutheran. For those who don't know, the LCMS, like the church I attended, teaches that the pope is the Antichrist, but they generally reserve their criticism of Catholics to their theology rather than their faith or salvation.) Now before anyone asks, I am still a Christian, but I believe that demonizing Catholics (or any other denomination) is totally wrong and out of line with what Jesus wants from us.
My husband is LCMS and I've never it said that the Pope is the antichrist lol. I have stopped attending with him as have my over 18 children because we are sooo tired of hearing sermons almost every Sunday about how wrong other religions or people's sexuality are.
@@amyschnoor1979 My uncle is an LCMS minister, and while they don't generally publicize it, their official catechism says that the pope and his office are the Antichrist. On the other hand, the denomination I grew up in (Seventh-day Adventists) routinely declare in public that the pope is the Antichrist and that the Catholic Church is the whore of Babylon, though they don't have it as an official doctrine. They also frequently (but not officially) teach that Christians who worship on Sunday instead of Saturday will receive the Mark of the Beast and will hunt down Sabbath keepers to kill them in the tribulation. So yes, they talk a lot about how all other Christian denominations are wrong, apostate, and the harlot daughters of Babylon.
Everybody knows those damn fancy eyebrow gangs. If I were you I would get an “on-fleek” tattoo above my eyebrow or under the hair of the eyebrow and keep her guessing. Signed, a fellow eyebrow thug.
We had a rat trap with pressure plate at home, my parents accused me of taking the cheese out of the rat trap at night to eat it. Eventually they placed down a camera and it turns out a mouse was eating the cheese but wasn't heavy enough for the pressure plate.
Stealing a 50 lbs sack of popcorn from the movie theater I used to work at. Mind you, the day the theft supposedly happened I was on vacation in another part of the country
my boyfriend's ex girlfriend thinks i put a hex on her because i'm goth and she almost crashed her car. i'm letting her believe that because i like having her out of my life. little does she know, i don't believe in witchcraft and even if i did i'd be too lazy to figure out how to curse someone lol.
I was accused of stealing my now ex-friend's $1000 USD the week before when he was out of town. I calmly reminded him I hadn't been to his house in over a month, and that I was then living with my father in a different town. Never got an apology from him or his parents. His mother still tries to keep in touch with me even though her son cut me off completely (Lied about moving, changing social patterns etc.)
Got accused of writing a mean note to someone. Their logic was that I had the same type of paper as the note did that same type of paper was being sold at the book fair that day.
I got accused of stealing my best friend’s lunch once, got a detention for that shit too. And all I did was carry some of his numerous lunch things from the art classroom to the auditorium for him, and once we got there I gave it all right back. Never even attempted to open or eat a thing, just carrying. Yep, we’re not friends anymore. What made it hurt worse was the fact that this kid pretended everything was peachy for the rest of the lunch period, then as soon as it ended he ran to a teacher. Also that was my first ever detention, so I felt especially mad and embarrassed. I was just trying to help, Lucas, ya jerk 😠
I was once accused of being a witch. She was serious. We were at job corps. It's a trade school. Someone had set a fire in the dorm laundry room. She told the RA that I was the one that started the fire with my voodoo magic. She also accused me of having voodoo dolls.
The "Would you like to join our rewards program" one reminds me... I was at a hardware store, getting some stuff for painting a barn. The cashier asked me for a phone number (common at this store), and I looked at her, clearly annoyed by the question and shook my head, without saying much, and proceeded to pay. But she got really quiet, I could see her face go pale. She was visibly scared which I noticed but didn't recognize as fear in the moment. She was very uncomfortable though. It wasn't until half way through the parking lot that it clicked... She probably read that situation wrong. The big scary guy buying plastic sheeting and a machete in cash didn't want to be identified.
I was accused of making a kid’s pony canter even though all I did was ask MY horse to canter. The teacher’s argument was that I should’ve known the pony was behind me and that he would canter when I did. My argument is that if she didn’t want me to canter that day she should have told me.
When school went digital, I needed to help my brother with schoolwork. He'd regularly accuse me of giving him false information or just giving him busy work 😑 mostly because he didn't want to admit he got a problem wrong or he didn't want to do the work.
Lived with my grandparents when I was a kid. Their house was next door to a bar. One day, the bar owned came over and accused me (10 years old) of throwing beer bottles over the fence to break in the parking lot. Said he was going to tell my grandparents on us. I told him the truth...I absolutely did do that. My grandfather had been complaining about beer bottles thrown into our yard for months. Finally he told me and my brother to chuck them over the fence (and showed us how to throw them so they shattered). He paid us each $1/day to do it. I told the guy what I was supposed to say...that I'd stop throwing them over when they stopped ending up in our yard...I was just returning his property to him. Wasn't exactly 'falsely accused', but he did assume we did it because we were delinquents, as opposed to following our grandfather's instructions lol.
Years ago I Had a neighbor say that my now ex had our whole family over and we were all staring at him. He said that there were army men in the trees and ditches. Our local PD were helping him search for the army men with flashlights.
My old neighbor accused us of throwing eggs to her backyard. She called the police on us. Lucky for us, as soon as the cops approached us one egg fell from her tree, in front of the cops. We looked up and found a bird's nest on one of the branches.
A friend of mine in a youth club I was in at the time falsely accused me of being a creep because I leaned against a doorframe in front of her with no sense of being a creep. Like what the fuck?
My cosmetology teacher accused me of being bulimic in front of thee entire class. I had a fast metabolism & had used the restroom after eating... I told the dean of cosmo & she quit/ took early retirement. She was a C & I was the class hero for getting rid of that giant C. Still enrages me today....I was 17/ 18...
My fiance was accused of selling drugs because he was leaving the apartment building every Friday night and didn't return until Sunday. He was called down to the office and told to bring is backpack, 20 pounds of weed was just all of his D And D stuff.
I was suspected of a lot of bad behavior when I was in my teens and of “going wild” when I went off to college. It only came from people who didn’t know me very well but knew that I was well behaved.
Right after I started college I was accused of kidnapping my best friend. She had asked me to go on a trip with her. I told her I was busy at school and couldn't afford to go anyway. A week later when I went home the police were waiting at my parent's house. Her mother had told them I was a bad influence and had repeatedly gotten her daughter into trouble. I asked what trouble. An officer said her mother hadn't specified. I told the officers about the conversation we had and that I had no idea where my friend was. I also told them my friend had told me a couple times that she had been abused and I had seen bruises on her. Then the police left. My friend's mother tried harassing me for a few weeks saying she knew I had hidden her daughter and she was going to make sure I paid. Actually it was close to three years before I saw her again. She had run away after another beating just like I expected.
Summoning demons - literal evil spirits from Hell - and sending them out over the Internet. Even the other bible-bangers in the chat room thought she was nuts.
A toxic ex friend of mine lied to another friend saying I used to come over to her place, stay late, then demand cab money to get home and she would give it to me. The real story: there were 2 occasions out of the 15 years we were friends, that she offered to drive me home but we too tired or drunk by the time the night was over. Knowing I was a poor student at the time, she called me a cab and paid for it. I lived very close by so the ride was only $10...so basically she twisted the story to make me look bad. Also, yes, I offered to pay her back and she refused to take my money. Anyway, the other friend knew me well enough and didn't believe her and also stopped talking her to shortly after. People are wild.
A middle-aged customer I delivered a newspaper to thought I had a crush on her, despite the fact she was old enough to be my mother. In reality, the only reason we were even friends was because she had five small dogs, most of them either chihuahuas or chihuahua mixes. Nothing bad happened, aside from her blabbering to my mom and sister about it over the phone. It was resolved and her and I did speak a few more times after that, but I never saw the dogs again before she moved out town, sadly.
Omg why aren't more people laughing about this?!? The visual I'm having of you picking up a duck and hurling it into someone's house is the funniest shit I've ever seen!!! 🤣🤣🤣 you poor falsely accused thing lmao
1:06 the same thing happened to me at my baby sitters, only I was never into drugs. My pupils where dilated becausei was manic, not because I was smoking drugs. That same babysitter accused me of perving on her son who decided to whip it out and pee in the middle of the street and we all where like wtf? She also accused me of stealing batteries. I actually took out dead batteries from her sons toys so I could find working batteries to put in them, but of the weird shit she accused me of stealing was definitely why she kicked me out of her daycare. She claimed I taught her kids to be savages by riding their push carts with their feet like they were supposed to and teaching them to pee in the street instead of her bathroom. I did not teach her kids any of that because they came those conclusions on their own, I had no part in it and she knew that. I think this all started because her second oldest decided to hit me with his baseball bat so I took it out of his hands and tossed it to the side and apparently he told her I hit him because I got yelled at about it the next day. I’m sorry Britney, I’m not the reason your kids are dongs, you’re oldest son is. I’m sorry for being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
I got accused of eating trash... People hated me and actually thought it was true... They even asked me if I really did that... I punched a lot of people that day :D
I was in 8th grade and we had a sub for our algebra class. The whole class was talking during an assignment and suddenly we just hear her shout “YOU”. Everyone looks up at her and I see her staring at me and I ask her “Who? Me?” She replies “Yes, you.” and sends me to the office with a referral, without another word. When I get to the office, the VP is already looking at me shocked, revealing that the sub called her and told her that I called someone a H0M0. I told the VP to call 2 students who sat next to me and they immediately told her that I practically never talk in class aand had my head down when the sub called me up to her desk. This sub used to be a teacher at the school because my mom told me that she was one of her teachers (at least 25 years earlier).
Some random teacher burst into my room at school and accused me of spinning in the halls... I never got an apology nor find out what happened after that
I was seen setting fire to dried out field, about a quarter of a mile, behind a small grove that was in front of a row of houses one of who accused me of doing this lived in one of said houses. At the time I was about 10 miles away at a beach with my friends, I'm a female and aged 23 at the time. Why I was accused still baffles me now 20 odd years later
In kindergarten I was accused of cussing. I was in kindergarten and even I knew it was wrong to swear. One day my kindergarten teacher was talking to a student and we were sitting the carpet talking. She looked in the room with a really mad face. She looked around the class and then told me to come outside. I was really confused and didn’t know what was happening. She asked me what I said in a really mean voice. I said idk and thus was happening for like 5 mins then she grabbed the coller of my shirt and took me to the principal. When I got there my teacher whispered in the princepals ear and then she left. The principal sat me down at her desk and asked me what i said. I said idk and this happened for another five mins. Eventuall I was like frick it then said every bad word I knew trying to figure out what I said. The principal thought I cussed her out and I got in school suspension for a while. I still think about this 8 years later
The best one I think was that time my principal called me in to her office because apparently while I was in my school bus someone threw a rock at a window I have a car and thought it was someone who had dark long hair that was in a boss. The crazy thing is how the fuck can a child throw a rock from a school bus that is moving? How does in him well enough to hit some thing? It was bazaar and they dropped it when I literally asked these questions and I literally brought up the fact That I was in special education for vision issues. How the hell does a nearly blind person in a moving bus throw things at cars make make it even count.
So many things. Was raised by my delusional great aunt. She started to accuse me of bleaching my hair using hydrogen peroxide (the kind used in first aid), in middle school she accused me of sneaking into her room which she kept locked, through the attic which had a bolted down door in my closet so I could steal candy, a large amount of cash, and a freaking pistol that she misplaced. She said I stole it all and when she couldn't find any evidence after tearing apart my bedroom, I gave it all away to kids at school. She also tried to accuse me of trying to sleep with anyone that was male I looked at as a teenager and literally took away my makeup and literally burned clothes she had bought me because they were "too sexy". Oh and her husband molested me and she accused me of seducing him.
Some neighbour of an acquaintance of mine accused me of taking a dump in their letter box. Literally, not putting crap in after doing the deed but somehow directly do it. To this day, I doubt it is physically possible to do so without levitating. Conclusion: I am able to levitate and have some kind of blackout seizures.
I was accused of just not getting on the school bus one morning when I literally didn’t see my school bus because the shit was down the block and not in front of my house like it typically is. I still don’t really get why my mother would think I purposely did that when I had never did it before. I mean she literally knows that I am visually impaired. I was going to a special education school. I think she lost her damn mind that day. Or that time she thought that she left her indoor grill at my house when she literally took it with her. She constantly thinks that I have her stuff and I don’t. I never take anything from my mothers house unless she gave it to me.
My Mom and sister thought I was smoking at school because I had a dry cough. They made me go to the doctor to try prove I was smoking, but he confirmed I was not 😇 I did get some sort of nasal spray and my cough went away.
I woke up from a nap and was still delirious and my mom thought I was drunk or high when really I was fucking tired. She later admitted she made a mistake and apologized. Also one time in school I almost gotten into a fight because someone told this one group of kids (who I could care less about) that I was talking shit about them and all that. So that was fun.
kinda tame but it was really random and i still think about it to this day, but back in like, third grade, we were playing a game of telephone and i was legitimately in the exact middle of the circle, and once we finished passing the message, everyone accused me of being the one to mess up. like, for some reason they thought it was my fault that the message came out differently. and it's not like none of us were unfamiliar with the point of the game, and it wasnt the first time we had even played the game. it was such a surreal experience and to this day i think back to it and try to figure out what they were thinking
When I was in about 2nd grade my uncle got in horrible car accident that caused the death of several people. One day in class when we were doing arts and crafts with newspaper, I saw a small article about the accident and the court case with a picture of my uncle, and I pointed it out since I didn't expect to see his picture. A kid at my table insisted that I was lying and no that's not my uncle and if I don't stop lying he'd tell the teacher and I was just "Bryce...why would I lie about a man accidentally killing a family of four being my uncle?"
I have a few. Being blamed starting fights with my siblings is high on the list. Spoiler: Twins are cunning. The amount of punishment i got was meh. Learned later my mom discovered around my 13th they were provoking and then pretending to be innocent. So punishments went down by quite a bit after that. Second, biggest one, if the girl who accused me actually had gone to school (she might have done, but I didnt notice anything different after she accused) .. girl accused me of being a loverboy. Which I was/I am not. Not the looks, nor the social skills nor the money to become one.
This happened when covid started: I was on a bus stop whit my dad and another guy, it was almost nightime and ot was really cloudy, so i was talking whit my dad while looking at the road to see it the bus was coming and this dud started to flip out on my "what are you looking at? wanna fight?", i was trying to process what the fuck was his problem as my dad grabbed my arm and walked me away from there. Weirdest interaction i had to this day
Got on a city bus two blocks from home and rode it about 3-4 miles down the road. After I exited the bus, some random woman walked up and accused me of stealing her cell phone. I just told her that she's batshit crazy, and walked away. She didn't pursue me.
I was accused of eating mouldy pizza out of the garbage can in elementary school. In reality, I had taken a half eaten pizza slice out of the recycling bin, and put it in the garbage. And its not like this happened somewhere secluded, this was in the back of the classroom during break. Everyone in the class saw exactly what happened, and instead of being like “no, that’s stupid, we saw what happened, that was josh’s pizza from lunch today, and he’s an ass who doesn’t care about recycling properly” they all decided to believe my accuser.
Got bullied in school, had the "don't shoot up the school" talk in front of 30 people, lead by the teacher, asking intimate questions for 45 minutes while everyone acted weird. Saddest part is, if they had tried to get to know me, they'd know I couldn't hurt anyone and have no intention to do so. Why would anyone commit murder? Not only is it against the law of God, there's also this saying: "Treat others, like you want to be treated yourself." I don't want to get murdered necessarily lol. But as my outsider status persisted after that talk and nobody gave a crap anymore, I assume they want to be treated like dogshit :P Not by me though, I quit that school and started new.
This happened recently but a coworker falsely accused me of spreading a rumor that he may have covid. I never would say that and know full well he doesnt have it. I dont know where he heard it from, but when i told him that it was false, he still apparently doesnt believe me. Im at a point where i just dont care anymore. Let him think that and realize he was dead wrong
"I was just acting stupid while being ugly" so i was being high all my life
When I was little a box of marsbars went missing at home.
My mom sat me and my older brother and sister down at the dinner table and wouldn't let us go until she found out who took them.
After a long time of none of us confessing my Brother and Sister got tired of sitting at the table and just demanded I confess.
This went on for a while until I was in goddamn tears, I was like 7 or 8 at the time I don't even remember.
Eventually we were let go not because the culprit was caught but because keeping us there any longer would be too cruel.
Years (at least 5) later the entire box was found, in my dad's closet.
Our mom was the one who put it there to hide it from us and forgot about it.
The mars bars weren't good anymore (obviously)
My mother was sincere when she apologized but the apologies I got from my siblings was incredibly halfassed
man fuck siblings im sorry that happened to you
If those are the British version of Mars Bars, that is a real tragedy!
I was falsely accused of sexual harassment and almost kick off a band because some girls thought it would be a funny prank to do on the drummer who they thought was “cute”
Wow, it pisses me off stuff like that is so easy to do.
Bro imagine being falsely accused of sexual harassment in grade 3 by a girl a year younger that you didn’t know existed 🤯 I sat in the office confused and just accepted my punishment (lines, 2 week in school suspension then transfer to behavioural class for majority of the school year)
Aaaah the perfect way to win over someone's love, accuse them of something that can potentially ruin their life
@@kratos-staples And then they wonder why the "cute" guy wants nothing whatsoever to do with them after they've cleared their name and they have the nerve to try to ask him out in person.
A girl at my school accused me of witchcraft. I happened to be really good friends with her crush and when she saw us hugging she thought I cast a love spell on him
Basically the Salem witch panic in a nutshell.
what in the fuck
Merope Gaunt?!
How to get Harry Potter banned from your school 101
My dad accused me of stealing his wife's heroin for one I have a crippling fear of needles they disgust me to the Bone he took this to the Grave insisting that I stole his wife's heroin😅
I got accused of being a secret lesbian
I'm a guy
Well, you could be a very PRETTY guy. Who used to be a girl. who was a lesbian. Lol.
@@Kayenne54 oh trust me if you saw me there'd be no misapprehension at all. but thanks for making me feel pretty for a moment
@@thebladeofchaos hahahahaaaahahahahahahahahahahah
I had something similar happen, except the male substitute teacher declared that all the male students in the class were lesbians for liking girls.
@@gornur8292 lesbian
I once got accused by my GF of making holes in condoms... WHILE I OBVIOUSLY SAID TO HER ALL THE TIME THAT I DONT WANT ANY KIDS FOR THE NEXT FEW YEARS AT THE VERY LEAST
Normally the other way around
Just run.
"Girl, are you putting holes in my condoms just because you took issue with me saying that I don't want kids? Do you know what *you are dumped* means?"
Now ex-girlfriend: "...crap."
Did they actualy have holes in them? Who was doing it? If its actually true you need to get tf away from her
It's very rare that I find myself saying, "wut" at each and every story in one of these videos.
I got accused of lying about being lactose intolerant.
I wanted to make a cake for my birthday and noticed that there wasn't any almond milk left in the store I was at (the recipe required it). So, I asked a worker if there was any more milk almond milk in the back, and this random guy (who looked mid-30s) butted into our conversation to ask me why the hell I wanted almond milk. I told him I was lactose intolerant and he scoffed, asking me in a derogatory tone "If you're lactose intolerant, then explain to me why humans have gone hundreds of years drinking regular milk?". Taking him up on his offer, I calmly explained to him how my body doesn't create the proper enzymes to digest dairy products properly, and that almond milk is a good substitute for me to consume. He then asked me if "N-Semehs" were scientific, and when I said "Well, they're the correct scientific term, so yes.", he began to scream at me:
"SCIENTIFIC??? SCIENCE IS HOW OBAMA CONTROLS US!! YOU MUST BE ONE OF HIS N-WORD LOVING SATANISTS!! GO TO CHURCH AND DRINK THE MILK GOD HAS CREATED FOR US AMERICANS!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BUY GROCERIES HERE UNTIL YOU ACCEPT JESUS INTO YOUR HEART!!"
He then stole my basket, right from my hands, and ran off out the doors without paying. The worker I was talking to tried to catch him, but he ran too fast and got away.
Walmart is a strange place to shop at. Sometimes I wonder if that guy liked my tampons and almond flour.
I was at work talking about the movie "Wall-e" I had just taken my kid to. I was suddenly pulled into a security office and was questioned by a police officer asking if I was on medication, do I enjoy talking about people dying, have I been to a dentist, etc. I'm genuinely confused. They start telling me that I'm accused of terroristic threats since I was talking about the apocalyse. Um. No. I was talking about a movie I took my kid to see. Didn't matter. I had a 2 day suspension and a meeting with HR to keep my job.
That's is not even funny...
@@LadyNikitaShark coworker was forced to take a racism respect class (offered at place of employment) for talking about hockey..."I thought the Canucks looked good at the game last night."
So two-day vacation!!
When I was about 14 my red faced neighbor (I think) ran up to me while I was making a fire pit in my back yard and accused me of being a squatter.
My clothes were dirty but I thought it was pretty funny. So I gave him vague responses that made him even more angry and confused before telling him that he was trespassing and I was getting tired of listening to him.
His face became purple and he started yelling so fast that I couldn’t understand him. I took out my razor phone. This was when they were a new thing. Took his picture and said that my parents and friends at school would get a laugh out of it.
He looked at my new phone then through the trees at my house. The color left his face as he realized that not only was I not squatting but he’d been belligerently shouting at a kid this whole time. He ran out of there without saying another word.
I worked at Sears when I was about 18, it was a time when my genetic condition wasn't bad enough that I couldn't work yet but I was having trouble with headaches and nausea. I needed to pay my bills so I just pushed through it to work but my boss accused me of being pregnant and then spread rumors about how I was pregnant and didn't know which one of my co-workers was the father because I was sleeping with all of them... I was not, I was just a happy friendly person... Well when I confronted him about the rumors he yelled at me for being a whore and getting pregnant when they needed me to be functional or some crap and I just left in tears, quit right there. Found out later one of my male co-workers who I was friends with punched my boss in the face and walked out as well. I wish I'd known more back then, I'd have sued. That was horribly traumatic
My blood relatives that I've disowned seem to have a saturday gathering where they compete about the stuff I supposedly say about them on facebook. Being that my facebook time line is completely empty and me showing them none of its true, I realize there no changing that kind of toxicity.
I was also shunned for not visiting my aunt when she had breast cancer. Well she was outpatient and I was inpatient because I had my rt foot amputated.
They call me a liar despite them being there for the surgery & the part where its a little difficult to fake the missing limb part.
Gotta admit disowning that group was better for my heart than it has been to quit smoking.
A preacher's son didn't get a job at the market I worked at (we were fully staffed and not hiring). He got it in his head that his son deserved a job more than me and started shouting, "You only have this job because your daddy's the store director."
I'm Korean, the store director was Japanese and everyone in town called him out as a bigot.
He was replaced at the church by an Asian preacher.
My boss has literally accused me of losing a client. What did I do exactly? My client was a student with autism and he was high functioning. The kids at his school , high school mind you, were using him to try and Bully their teacher and had him steal all of her pens pencils and writing materials on her desk and other things. Just because they didn't like their teacher for whatever reason but the boys were too cowardly to do it themselves so they decided to get the autistic boy to do their dirty work for them in exchange for friendship. The student literally showed me the pens and pencils that he stole and gave me the reason why which was literally because these boys told him to do it because the teacher was being unfair. I told my boss because it was an after-school tutoring program and I told the boy's mother every time they told him to do something because it was textbook taking advantage of the student who doesn't know better which is a form of bullying. So the parents decided to take the boy out of after school lessons. At first I was a little hurt because I did like him as a student and that means I don't have a client anymore. But my boss literally pulled me to the side and said it was because I was complaining so much to the mother that she just probably decided not to bring her son back. Like this was just her assumption of the reason why the student didn't come back. This was just one of many things I got blamed for as a teacher before she just decided to not call me anymore and within 3 months after she ghosted me she ran her business to the ground that's been around for more than 10 years. Good riddance
Kids are more likely to run around like idiots from regular brownies and take a nap from pot brownies. (Caffeine vs THC)
Itd be sugar. Regular brownies dont have caffeine in them.
When I was in high school, someone painted the entire leftside wall with graffiti top to bottom overnight, as it had a security camera on one corner and even then it was out of order for an entire month. Anyway, I was out of school with pneumonia, and my parents got a call from the police that I was being charged with vandalism. The parents literally walked the officers to my room in the hospital where the cops saw that I was in no shape to even stand up for prolonged periods of time, apologized and left. The culprit was never found out.
Got accused of getting a girl that I never met and didn't know existed pregnant. She was going around my hometown telling everyone that I was the father. I learned this because we randomly met at a gas station and she told me that (my name) was her babies father so she should be able to cut in line. I'm like, that's me. I don't know who you are but I'm not your babies father and you shouldn't say that I am anymore. She then accused me of not being me but the people in the gas station were like yep, that's (my mom's nicknames son) she didn't give up and said everyone was lying.
I'm the least infamous of my family in my hometown so I don't know why she chose me to begin with but it was a dumb move.
I had a friend at our small art college who got pregnant and the dad left. I hung out with her and was supportive so everyone started spreading rumours i was actually the father.
Some people do not believe that male and female can be just friends which is kinds sad
@@menopriezvisko94 or just be kind.
I told a guy I really, really didn’t want to talk to him. He called me trans.
Also, in middle school, kids kept asking me if I was married because of my MOOD RING. I WAS LIKE THIRTEEN.
That guy reminds me of those girls who accuse men of being gay when they get rejected.
I got accused of drinking all the milk in the fridge.
I'm lactose intolerant.
every time i get an amazing idea or say something insightful to a group of people then they ignore me than 10 seconds later someone repeats what i just said then suddenly everyone praises and loves the person who repeated what I just said. Then when i point it out they accuse me of stealing the idea. Its like that episode of American dad when Klaus gives really good advice but everyone ignores him because he is a fish but when Roger says it everyone listens.
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So the rumour about him was that he had a girlfriend who lived out of town? Thats a pretty nice rumour
No, the rumor was that he was lying.
@@0zerios0 no his friends claimed that they had met the girlfriend who doent exist
@@domdyt1950 no your misreading it
@@h-Films “you know that kid who says they have a girlfriend in another town? Well that was me according to my friends. And then they met her.” How the fuck do you think im misreading this
A coworker accused me of stealing and drinking her buttermilk, I did not even like the stuff.
buttmilk
I was a teachers aide and a 10-year old girl accused me of stealing bubblegum from students. Turns out she did it because I used to observe the class near her desk (because I could see everyone from there) and she took offense. Very bratty and entitled Karen in the making but she did sincerely apologise when confronted.
Was accused of being my youngest sibling real mother by people that had seen our mother during her last pregnancy. Mom used to be quite skinny, almost anorexic, so it was quite obvious when she was pregnant.
I was accused of stealing a kids ‘gold nugget’ (the crunched up gold rapper of a chocolate) on Pioneer Day in elementary school. Everyone had gotten a chocolate, and we all crunched up the wrappers to use as currency. Everyone crunched up both pieces of the two part wrapper into one nugget, while I crunched them up separately. A kid lost his, and saw that I had two. He told the teacher (who already hated me for reasons I still can’t figure out) and she told me to give back the gold. I explained how I had two nuggets, and that I really didn’t care about the ‘currency’ thing. She told me to give the gold back to the kid, if I really didn’t care. At that point it was about pride, not the gold. I explained again, very carefully what had happened, and she still didn’t believe me. I had to give one of my nuggets to the kid.
A while later, I brought fools gold to school for show and tell. I put it in my pocket after, and happened to be sitting near that same kid. The fools gold went missing. I knew that bastard stole it, so I told the teacher. She thought I was trying to get back at him for the gold nuggets from before. I never got my fools gold back.
I've been in the banking industry for almost 20 years. For some of that time in 2005, I was in charge of the morning shift at a bank branch. There are a lot of opening procedures that I obviously won't get into for security reasons, but one of them is standing at a designated lookout point to observe any signs of tampering or building infiltration that could've happened overnight. The lookout point for that branch was a flower stand across the street. As usual, I was the first person to arrive. I'd gotten there so early that I'd brought a muffin for a quick breakfast. I knew that no one was coming for at least 10 minutes, so I turned to face the wall of the flower stand and eat with a little privacy. A few seconds later, a middle-aged woman marched up to me.
Her: What are you doing?
Me: Huh?
Her: What are you _doing?_
Me: I'm eating. Look, I've got a muffin.
Her: Oh! I thought you were... Uh...
Me: What?
Her: Well, it's just that there was was that bombing in London yesterday, and I got nervous...
Me: You think I'm a terrorist.
Her: You looked suspicious!
Me: I work across the street, and I'm waiting for my coworkers. What, did you think I was going to bomb a flower stand?
Her: I've gotta go-
Me: Yeah, you have a nice day.
I'm Filipino American, so I look _just_ "exotic" enough for some people to assume I'm a foreigner or can't speak any English. I'm used to that. But that morning was the only time anyone has ever accused me of being a terrorist. I hope that woman learned to chill out.
I'm really sorry that that happened to you. I do have to say though, if you genuinely thought someone was a terrorist, why on earth would you go up and confront them, instead of like, calling the police?! What is some random Karen going to do to stop a terrorist attack? Can't really ask to see the terrorists manager, can ya Karen?!?
Why would anyone put a flavored condom in a piano? You're supposed to put it on your organ!
I See What You Did There
I was accused of beating up a bunch of sixth grade boys....when I was in SECOND GRADE. I wish I was that strong around that time!
When I was 10/11 yo, I spat in my sisters tea, then regretted it and washed the cup to make a new one. She then accused me of spitting in it and threw it in my face. I should have just given her the original cup of tea...
I can see why you wanted to spit in her tea
I was falsely accused of spitting on people in kindergarten
Awwww rude of them I'm sorry they shamed you for doing nothing.
Same I was talking to someone and I guess I was spiting a bit on accident but they were like 5 feet away so no spot got on them when I told my teacher what happened she said I did noting wrong but I still got a punishment .
The screwdriver one, "It's a shank" is comedy gold.!
I was eight years old; and a lady who lived in down the street was informed by a non-friend of mine that I had tortured her cat. Like some seriously messed up stuff. I don't know what happened to the cat, but she apparently had to drop some money at the vet. I showed up to her house to ask to play with her son, and she just tore into me. "Well (non-friend) said he saw you do it, why would he lie?!" Because he and I had a genuine beef that literally split the neighborhood kids into his side and mine, maybe?! (I honestly don't know what our deal was, he just decided that I'd be easy pickings I guess, I moved away four years later and don't care.) She was going to march me home and tell my parents, and they'd have to pay her back, and maybe she'd have to press charges. Well the whole walk home I'm telling her that I couldn't have done it, and if she'd just let me explain... She just told me to shut up (and literally did the hold me by the ear thing the whole way).
We get to my house, and my mom comes out on the porch asking what I've done now (I never said I was a perfect angel), and this lady just lays out the accusation and demands that I be held accountable... My mom might actually be able to lay claim to having seen it all (I'm the second youngest of nine kids, she has experience), so she just asked "When was your cat hurt?"
Lady: "I had to take it to the vet three days ago."
Mom: "And these were fresh wounds?"
Lady: "It was still bleeding!" (Sidenote: poor cat)
Mom: I'm real sorry, but it definitely wasn't (me)..."
The lady shifts to that "you're just protecting your kid" tone (If it was true, my mom would have crucified me. Then given the leftovers to my dad to be ground into powder).
Mom: "You see, we just got back last night from a two week road trip to a family reunion. He's not been more than 100 feet away from me for the last two weeks."
The lady just sputtered, and said she'd be back when my dad was home from work. He told her the same thing.
TL;DR I was falsely accused if abusing a cat, had a rock solid alibi of being 2000 miles away.
5:24 this reminds me of when my sister wrote my name in the new kitchen counter and told my dad I did it.
I was staying at a relative's and she accuses me of taking, I kid you not, a coaster... like the one you put drinks on. Just one of them, not a set.
She told me I was no longer welcome in her home and had to leave now.
As I'm about to walk out the door, she finds it. It was in her sink, stuck underneath her cereal bowl.
When I was in the first grade, someone pooped on the floor in the boys bathroom. I do not know who. It might have been the guy that went before, or after me. I got blamed.
In high school, someone punched the glass part of the door on the fire extinguisher. I was not even at school that day. But I was blamed.
Recently, crazy neighbor lady called the cops on me for... revving my engine at 2am. Sitting outside in my loud sports car. I own a kia soul. It is my only car. I have better things to do at ANYTIME of day than waste gas.
My sister was friends with this black bouncer who worked the best hip hop/rnb/african nights all over town. One night he invites her to an after party and she lets me tag along. Anyways, half way through the after party he gets a closer look at my face and goes on a looong tirade about how my nose isn't real, I'm ashamed to be black, I got nose surgery, I'm trying to look white, I'm a traitor... It was unexpected and kind of funny at first for me because I thought he was just trying to make jokes and break the ice. But then he dragged it out forever and seemed really personally offended and even disgusted. He basically started discussing politics and gender roles because of my nose. It was awkward as f**k too because we were hanging out with his hype black panthers-esque crowd. And this bouncer doesn't even drink or smoke so this was all a stone cold sober conclusive observation for him. I've been told I look mixed or Indian before. But actual nose surgery accusation is the weirdest.
This happened when I was 18. One day when I was living with an ex-friend, I had one of my bag of items in her drawer, which she let me put there. When I looked inside it, it seemed like I was missing something from there. So, I started looking for what I thought I was missing quickly so she doesn't find it in her stuff and get mad at me for misplacing it (she was serious about cleanness and would get mad easily) by seeing if I had mistakenly placed it in one of her other drawers. So I'm looking through the drawers, not taking anything out, just trying to hardly move anything and look for the item. She all of a sudden walks into the room and goes next to me, looks at me straight in the eyes and say seriously and aggressively "I'm going to beat your fuckin ass". Being autistic, and abused by past friends, this REALLY shook me. She said this all the time, but this time she was more serious (Yeah, I know she was a bully that took things out on people who were her friends and I never should of affiliated with such a fuckin idiot) and walks away. I'm just like WTF???? Later on after the friendship broke off, the other ex-friend sent me a long, bullshit message, and then said I tried to steal from the other, which made me think she was talking about that incident. Thing is, the first one didn't even ask me what I was doing. Before this, I never once gave her a reason to make her think I was interested in stealing her shit. What the real kicker is tho, is before that incident SHE, and the other stole bracelets from a beach store when my mom, sisters and I, took them there, risking my family getting in trouble. So SERENA, the only thing you ever had that was worth stealing (that you didn't steal yourself) was weed, and you know goddamn well I paid for that shit!
One of my cousins was accused of stealing a plant from our cousin's funeral by the mother of the cousin who died. She is not a girl who even likes plants though. The mother constantly causes drama and makes things up about people she doesn't like, which is pretty much everyone. She hated how close my cousins were, they treated each other like sisters.
My mom thought I had a mental disorder because I didn't want to attend a religious summer camp. Meanwhile I've barely struggled with anger issues and depression compared to everybody else in my house.
A girl in my jr high class told her mother that I was always mouthing off in class, I was very quiet, and the mother told my mother to get me into trouble and the teacher, a friend of my mother, was there for coffee too and they both told her that my classmate was lying and she got into trouble. Why this girl hated me I never could figure out. I never really interacted with her. She started trying to bully me but I shut that down real fast.
There used to be a cane and wicker furniture shop in Blackheath village, my older sister had just bought a huge hat and coat rack/stand from the place and I was waiting outside with it while she looked at another piece, some Karen came over and asked me if I'd just stolen it, I replied "Yeah, it's all the rage with us 13 year old's to steal ugly shit furniture and then wait around outside the scene of the crime to be caught". I delivered it with so much scorn and dripping sarcasm that she fucked off without another word.
Ex was yelling at me for God knows what one afternoon and all of a sudden is accusing me of sleeping with friend A and friend B. I yelled back "I am not sleeping around- wait! Friend A is gay and you know that!"
He said "Well, it could happen."
Then I said "And friend B is your doctor. You just saw him at the office this week. Why would you keep going to him if you really thought I was sleeping with him?"
"Well, I don't know" he said quietly, "he's a good doctor."
"You've lost your fricking mind!" I yelled.
"Whatever. Nevermind. But you're still a witch."
He couldn't think of something mean to throw at me so he just made up something on the fly and chose 2 friends names at random without thinking. Poor choice of names on his part.
When I was in eighth grade, a girl at my school (but in fifth grade) got cancer, and the whole school rallied behind her. We held fundraiser for her, sent her sympathetic messages, and so forth, and it was really great. Now, for some background: it was fairly well-known by my classmates that my family and I attended a church that was (and still is) extremely anti-Catholic. and a fair number of my teachers and classmates were Catholics. Generally I got along with them well, but during one of the fundraisers a rumor emerged that I had made snide comments about the students participating because some of them were Catholic. I had never said anything like that, but I did from time to time make anti-Catholic remarks in class. Not only did this give me trouble at school, but my own family also disapproved despite the teachings our church was drilling into us. This continued into high school until I finally got a lecture at home about why it was wrong and un-Christian to say those things. (The irony in all this is that my hometown was founded by German Lutherans and much of it remains Missouri Synod Lutheran. For those who don't know, the LCMS, like the church I attended, teaches that the pope is the Antichrist, but they generally reserve their criticism of Catholics to their theology rather than their faith or salvation.)
Now before anyone asks, I am still a Christian, but I believe that demonizing Catholics (or any other denomination) is totally wrong and out of line with what Jesus wants from us.
My husband is LCMS and I've never it said that the Pope is the antichrist lol. I have stopped attending with him as have my over 18 children because we are sooo tired of hearing sermons almost every Sunday about how wrong other religions or people's sexuality are.
@@amyschnoor1979 My uncle is an LCMS minister, and while they don't generally publicize it, their official catechism says that the pope and his office are the Antichrist. On the other hand, the denomination I grew up in (Seventh-day Adventists) routinely declare in public that the pope is the Antichrist and that the Catholic Church is the whore of Babylon, though they don't have it as an official doctrine. They also frequently (but not officially) teach that Christians who worship on Sunday instead of Saturday will receive the Mark of the Beast and will hunt down Sabbath keepers to kill them in the tribulation. So yes, they talk a lot about how all other Christian denominations are wrong, apostate, and the harlot daughters of Babylon.
@@hotwax9376 I looked it up and yeah it's all true. I'm completely floored.
My mom accused me of being part of a gang because of my eyebrows way they looked. More than once
WHAT
@@66DoodleGal I don't know why she accused me of that. Every time she accused me of that, I would deny being any part of a gang.
What the hell kinda gang identifies themselves by eyebrow style? That's The stupidest shit I've ever heard 🤣
Everybody knows those damn fancy eyebrow gangs. If I were you I would get an “on-fleek” tattoo above my eyebrow or under the hair of the eyebrow and keep her guessing. Signed, a fellow eyebrow thug.
Was your mom on something???
Anytime anything happens to my mom's computer, it's my fault. Even in adulthood when I haven't laid foot in her house in months.
We had a rat trap with pressure plate at home, my parents accused me of taking the cheese out of the rat trap at night to eat it. Eventually they placed down a camera and it turns out a mouse was eating the cheese but wasn't heavy enough for the pressure plate.
I sure hope they were dairy-ing out an apology for that cheesy accusation.
Stealing a 50 lbs sack of popcorn from the movie theater I used to work at. Mind you, the day the theft supposedly happened I was on vacation in another part of the country
my boyfriend's ex girlfriend thinks i put a hex on her because i'm goth and she almost crashed her car. i'm letting her believe that because i like having her out of my life. little does she know, i don't believe in witchcraft and even if i did i'd be too lazy to figure out how to curse someone lol.
Amazing that someone would accuse a person who is too unmotivated to try
And I can relate with the lazy hahahaha
@@theoneandonlyufomini-bot update she got pregnant and is blaming me hexing her for that too 😂
I was accused of stealing my now ex-friend's $1000 USD the week before when he was out of town. I calmly reminded him I hadn't been to his house in over a month, and that I was then living with my father in a different town. Never got an apology from him or his parents. His mother still tries to keep in touch with me even though her son cut me off completely (Lied about moving, changing social patterns etc.)
Got accused of writing a mean note to someone. Their logic was that I had the same type of paper as the note did that same type of paper was being sold at the book fair that day.
I got accused of stealing my best friend’s lunch once, got a detention for that shit too. And all I did was carry some of his numerous lunch things from the art classroom to the auditorium for him, and once we got there I gave it all right back. Never even attempted to open or eat a thing, just carrying. Yep, we’re not friends anymore. What made it hurt worse was the fact that this kid pretended everything was peachy for the rest of the lunch period, then as soon as it ended he ran to a teacher. Also that was my first ever detention, so I felt especially mad and embarrassed. I was just trying to help, Lucas, ya jerk 😠
Hopefully he got some karma
I was once accused of being a witch. She was serious. We were at job corps. It's a trade school. Someone had set a fire in the dorm laundry room. She told the RA that I was the one that started the fire with my voodoo magic. She also accused me of having voodoo dolls.
The "Would you like to join our rewards program" one reminds me...
I was at a hardware store, getting some stuff for painting a barn. The cashier asked me for a phone number (common at this store), and I looked at her, clearly annoyed by the question and shook my head, without saying much, and proceeded to pay. But she got really quiet, I could see her face go pale. She was visibly scared which I noticed but didn't recognize as fear in the moment. She was very uncomfortable though.
It wasn't until half way through the parking lot that it clicked... She probably read that situation wrong. The big scary guy buying plastic sheeting and a machete in cash didn't want to be identified.
the first one had me rolling at first, then he said "3 months later she was committed" then i pissed myself laughing historically while rolling
I was accused of making a kid’s pony canter even though all I did was ask MY horse to canter. The teacher’s argument was that I should’ve known the pony was behind me and that he would canter when I did. My argument is that if she didn’t want me to canter that day she should have told me.
When school went digital, I needed to help my brother with schoolwork. He'd regularly accuse me of giving him false information or just giving him busy work 😑 mostly because he didn't want to admit he got a problem wrong or he didn't want to do the work.
Lived with my grandparents when I was a kid. Their house was next door to a bar. One day, the bar owned came over and accused me (10 years old) of throwing beer bottles over the fence to break in the parking lot. Said he was going to tell my grandparents on us.
I told him the truth...I absolutely did do that.
My grandfather had been complaining about beer bottles thrown into our yard for months. Finally he told me and my brother to chuck them over the fence (and showed us how to throw them so they shattered). He paid us each $1/day to do it. I told the guy what I was supposed to say...that I'd stop throwing them over when they stopped ending up in our yard...I was just returning his property to him. Wasn't exactly 'falsely accused', but he did assume we did it because we were delinquents, as opposed to following our grandfather's instructions lol.
Years ago I Had a neighbor say that my now ex had our whole family over and we were all staring at him. He said that there were army men in the trees and ditches. Our local PD were helping him search for the army men with flashlights.
Years ago CID (Army cops) showed up and questioned me about a bank robbery in Germany that happened a week after I left that country. Nope. Wasn't me.
My old neighbor accused us of throwing eggs to her backyard. She called the police on us. Lucky for us, as soon as the cops approached us one egg fell from her tree, in front of the cops. We looked up and found a bird's nest on one of the branches.
A friend of mine in a youth club I was in at the time falsely accused me of being a creep because I leaned against a doorframe in front of her with no sense of being a creep. Like what the fuck?
BIGGER, STRONGER, but YELLED for help!LMAO
one of my cousins would beat himself up and then accuse me of doing it. He was 9/10 and I was 4.
My cosmetology teacher accused me of being bulimic in front of thee entire class. I had a fast metabolism & had used the restroom after eating... I told the dean of cosmo & she quit/ took early retirement. She was a C & I was the class hero for getting rid of that giant C. Still enrages me today....I was 17/ 18...
My fiance was accused of selling drugs because he was leaving the apartment building every Friday night and didn't return until Sunday. He was called down to the office and told to bring is backpack, 20 pounds of weed was just all of his D And D stuff.
I was suspected of a lot of bad behavior when I was in my teens and of “going wild” when I went off to college. It only came from people who didn’t know me very well but knew that I was well behaved.
Right after I started college I was accused of kidnapping my best friend. She had asked me to go on a trip with her. I told her I was busy at school and couldn't afford to go anyway. A week later when I went home the police were waiting at my parent's house. Her mother had told them I was a bad influence and had repeatedly gotten her daughter into trouble. I asked what trouble. An officer said her mother hadn't specified. I told the officers about the conversation we had and that I had no idea where my friend was. I also told them my friend had told me a couple times that she had been abused and I had seen bruises on her. Then the police left. My friend's mother tried harassing me for a few weeks saying she knew I had hidden her daughter and she was going to make sure I paid. Actually it was close to three years before I saw her again. She had run away after another beating just like I expected.
Summoning demons - literal evil spirits from Hell - and sending them out over the Internet. Even the other bible-bangers in the chat room thought she was nuts.
A toxic ex friend of mine lied to another friend saying I used to come over to her place, stay late, then demand cab money to get home and she would give it to me. The real story: there were 2 occasions out of the 15 years we were friends, that she offered to drive me home but we too tired or drunk by the time the night was over. Knowing I was a poor student at the time, she called me a cab and paid for it. I lived very close by so the ride was only $10...so basically she twisted the story to make me look bad. Also, yes, I offered to pay her back and she refused to take my money. Anyway, the other friend knew me well enough and didn't believe her and also stopped talking her to shortly after. People are wild.
To the accused wig wearer. Start wearing different wigs to frick with ur neighbor.
A middle-aged customer I delivered a newspaper to thought I had a crush on her, despite the fact she was old enough to be my mother. In reality, the only reason we were even friends was because she had five small dogs, most of them either chihuahuas or chihuahua mixes. Nothing bad happened, aside from her blabbering to my mom and sister about it over the phone. It was resolved and her and I did speak a few more times after that, but I never saw the dogs again before she moved out town, sadly.
Falsely accused of throwing a living duck in someone’s bathroom while showering. Boomer couple happened to find me outside, walking my dog. Fun times.
Omg why aren't more people laughing about this?!? The visual I'm having of you picking up a duck and hurling it into someone's house is the funniest shit I've ever seen!!! 🤣🤣🤣 you poor falsely accused thing lmao
1:06 the same thing happened to me at my baby sitters, only I was never into drugs. My pupils where dilated becausei was manic, not because I was smoking drugs. That same babysitter accused me of perving on her son who decided to whip it out and pee in the middle of the street and we all where like wtf? She also accused me of stealing batteries. I actually took out dead batteries from her sons toys so I could find working batteries to put in them, but of the weird shit she accused me of stealing was definitely why she kicked me out of her daycare. She claimed I taught her kids to be savages by riding their push carts with their feet like they were supposed to and teaching them to pee in the street instead of her bathroom. I did not teach her kids any of that because they came those conclusions on their own, I had no part in it and she knew that. I think this all started because her second oldest decided to hit me with his baseball bat so I took it out of his hands and tossed it to the side and apparently he told her I hit him because I got yelled at about it the next day. I’m sorry Britney, I’m not the reason your kids are dongs, you’re oldest son is. I’m sorry for being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Spider approved
I got accused of eating trash... People hated me and actually thought it was true... They even asked me if I really did that... I punched a lot of people that day :D
I'am disapointed in humanity!
I was in 8th grade and we had a sub for our algebra class. The whole class was talking during an assignment and suddenly we just hear her shout “YOU”. Everyone looks up at her and I see her staring at me and I ask her “Who? Me?” She replies “Yes, you.” and sends me to the office with a referral, without another word. When I get to the office, the VP is already looking at me shocked, revealing that the sub called her and told her that I called someone a H0M0. I told the VP to call 2 students who sat next to me and they immediately told her that I practically never talk in class aand had my head down when the sub called me up to her desk.
This sub used to be a teacher at the school because my mom told me that she was one of her teachers (at least 25 years earlier).
Some random teacher burst into my room at school and accused me of spinning in the halls... I never got an apology nor find out what happened after that
I was seen setting fire to dried out field, about a quarter of a mile, behind a small grove that was in front of a row of houses one of who accused me of doing this lived in one of said houses. At the time I was about 10 miles away at a beach with my friends, I'm a female and aged 23 at the time. Why I was accused still baffles me now 20 odd years later
In kindergarten I was accused of cussing. I was in kindergarten and even I knew it was wrong to swear. One day my kindergarten teacher was talking to a student and we were sitting the carpet talking. She looked in the room with a really mad face. She looked around the class and then told me to come outside. I was really confused and didn’t know what was happening. She asked me what I said in a really mean voice. I said idk and thus was happening for like 5 mins then she grabbed the coller of my shirt and took me to the principal. When I got there my teacher whispered in the princepals ear and then she left. The principal sat me down at her desk and asked me what i said. I said idk and this happened for another five mins. Eventuall I was like frick it then said every bad word I knew trying to figure out what I said. The principal thought I cussed her out and I got in school suspension for a while. I still think about this 8 years later
The best one I think was that time my principal called me in to her office because apparently while I was in my school bus someone threw a rock at a window I have a car and thought it was someone who had dark long hair that was in a boss. The crazy thing is how the fuck can a child throw a rock from a school bus that is moving? How does in him well enough to hit some thing? It was bazaar and they dropped it when I literally asked these questions and I literally brought up the fact That I was in special education for vision issues. How the hell does a nearly blind person in a moving bus throw things at cars make make it even count.
I know that too. Making up some story so she can come down on every argument against just to show that she is the boss.
So many things. Was raised by my delusional great aunt. She started to accuse me of bleaching my hair using hydrogen peroxide (the kind used in first aid), in middle school she accused me of sneaking into her room which she kept locked, through the attic which had a bolted down door in my closet so I could steal candy, a large amount of cash, and a freaking pistol that she misplaced. She said I stole it all and when she couldn't find any evidence after tearing apart my bedroom, I gave it all away to kids at school. She also tried to accuse me of trying to sleep with anyone that was male I looked at as a teenager and literally took away my makeup and literally burned clothes she had bought me because they were "too sexy". Oh and her husband molested me and she accused me of seducing him.
Some neighbour of an acquaintance of mine accused me of taking a dump in their letter box. Literally, not putting crap in after doing the deed but somehow directly do it.
To this day, I doubt it is physically possible to do so without levitating.
Conclusion: I am able to levitate and have some kind of blackout seizures.
In the words of the great George Carlin “lots of people in this world are really fucking stupid”
I was accused of just not getting on the school bus one morning when I literally didn’t see my school bus because the shit was down the block and not in front of my house like it typically is. I still don’t really get why my mother would think I purposely did that when I had never did it before. I mean she literally knows that I am visually impaired. I was going to a special education school. I think she lost her damn mind that day. Or that time she thought that she left her indoor grill at my house when she literally took it with her. She constantly thinks that I have her stuff and I don’t. I never take anything from my mothers house unless she gave it to me.
My Mom and sister thought I was smoking at school because I had a dry cough.
They made me go to the doctor to try prove I was smoking, but he confirmed I was not 😇
I did get some sort of nasal spray and my cough went away.
I woke up from a nap and was still delirious and my mom thought I was drunk or high when really I was fucking tired. She later admitted she made a mistake and apologized. Also one time in school I almost gotten into a fight because someone told this one group of kids (who I could care less about) that I was talking shit about them and all that. So that was fun.
My mom accused me of ruining the door to a new dryer. I only used it once at the time. It was just bizarre.
kinda tame but it was really random and i still think about it to this day, but back in like, third grade, we were playing a game of telephone and i was legitimately in the exact middle of the circle, and once we finished passing the message, everyone accused me of being the one to mess up. like, for some reason they thought it was my fault that the message came out differently. and it's not like none of us were unfamiliar with the point of the game, and it wasnt the first time we had even played the game. it was such a surreal experience and to this day i think back to it and try to figure out what they were thinking
When I was in about 2nd grade my uncle got in horrible car accident that caused the death of several people. One day in class when we were doing arts and crafts with newspaper, I saw a small article about the accident and the court case with a picture of my uncle, and I pointed it out since I didn't expect to see his picture. A kid at my table insisted that I was lying and no that's not my uncle and if I don't stop lying he'd tell the teacher and I was just "Bryce...why would I lie about a man accidentally killing a family of four being my uncle?"
I have a few.
Being blamed starting fights with my siblings is high on the list. Spoiler: Twins are cunning. The amount of punishment i got was meh. Learned later my mom discovered around my 13th they were provoking and then pretending to be innocent. So punishments went down by quite a bit after that.
Second, biggest one, if the girl who accused me actually had gone to school (she might have done, but I didnt notice anything different after she accused) .. girl accused me of being a loverboy. Which I was/I am not. Not the looks, nor the social skills nor the money to become one.
This happened when covid started: I was on a bus stop whit my dad and another guy, it was almost nightime and ot was really cloudy, so i was talking whit my dad while looking at the road to see it the bus was coming and this dud started to flip out on my "what are you looking at? wanna fight?", i was trying to process what the fuck was his problem as my dad grabbed my arm and walked me away from there. Weirdest interaction i had to this day
Got on a city bus two blocks from home and rode it about 3-4 miles down the road. After I exited the bus, some random woman walked up and accused me of stealing her cell phone. I just told her that she's batshit crazy, and walked away. She didn't pursue me.
I was accused of eating mouldy pizza out of the garbage can in elementary school. In reality, I had taken a half eaten pizza slice out of the recycling bin, and put it in the garbage. And its not like this happened somewhere secluded, this was in the back of the classroom during break. Everyone in the class saw exactly what happened, and instead of being like “no, that’s stupid, we saw what happened, that was josh’s pizza from lunch today, and he’s an ass who doesn’t care about recycling properly” they all decided to believe my accuser.
Stealing a frisbee from a kid at a new church. I had won it weeks before so my mom was in rare form and actually on my side.
Got bullied in school, had the "don't shoot up the school" talk in front of 30 people, lead by the teacher, asking intimate questions for 45 minutes while everyone acted weird.
Saddest part is, if they had tried to get to know me, they'd know I couldn't hurt anyone and have no intention to do so. Why would anyone commit murder? Not only is it against the law of God, there's also this saying: "Treat others, like you want to be treated yourself." I don't want to get murdered necessarily lol.
But as my outsider status persisted after that talk and nobody gave a crap anymore, I assume they want to be treated like dogshit :P Not by me though, I quit that school and started new.
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holy mother of projection
This happened recently but a coworker falsely accused me of spreading a rumor that he may have covid. I never would say that and know full well he doesnt have it. I dont know where he heard it from, but when i told him that it was false, he still apparently doesnt believe me. Im at a point where i just dont care anymore. Let him think that and realize he was dead wrong
Having a box cutter makes you a gang banger? I guess I've been a gang banger for a long time at work :p