Seriously??? U must be inside the house n offline ALOT 😂😂😂😂. We have men trying to breast feed. We have men who sleep with men, but are not gay. We even have ppl mad at Trump for sleeping with a grown women WHILE supporting Joe Biden who showered with his teenage daughter. N I have bearly even touched the surface with these examples.
He was so respectful, and uncomfortable at the same time 😅 Edit: but, thinking about it, he wasn't as much uncomfortable, as... what's the word... maybe someone knows a better word.
@@mattlol163 Nah hearing the wild stuff that comes out of Ryan's mouth I think it's pretty simple to understand what OP means. The fact you couldn't deduce that is a good example of modern humans though.
Nah... I prefer not to get stabbed 79 times (Muslims kind of fly out of control over that kinda stuff). Also when the news said that Israel had hit a Gaza hospital with missile (after the Oct7 attacks), there was at least one Jewish synagogue that got lit on fire... and then it was revealed the missile was actually from Hamas. And people wonder why the world is nervous and afraid of Islam.
Honestly, he shouldn't have paid her off. I mean it's not like all the other Political figures haven't done same shit, I mean some (of the woman) brag about it.
Why didn't he just use petty cash rather than campaign funds? He's such a weasel. Being a lifelong pathological liar, grifter, and con man does that to people, so....
The black women reporter was the lady whose retarded sportscaster-calling-a-wild-play like description of the immolation went viral, so Ryan was standing right where that dude went up in flames… I wonder if he saw it happen.
Ryan is like a hitchhiker. He gets the ride, Then he has the ride go way off road into the wilderness! He validates, rather than humiliates. And still gets the same kind of humor as a result.
Except she already said she never did it with him... Funny how the idiots like that guy think Trump should go to jail for telling his lawyer to take care of it after she Blackmailed him.. But they dont think she should go to jail for black mail.. How many people have payed blackmail and how many will NY arrest now.. We know that Google, facebook etc.. has payed off lots of people as people were sued after speaking after being paid out.. Doubt they will be charged..
@@user-sm9zs7sc8u"plant" is a term for when you hire a person to pretend to do an "random" interaction. Like, at comedy nights, a comedian might pay a dude to sit in the audience, and he already has a script for what to say. You also see it used for police investigations, like if a riot breaks out, the "main instigator" is often accused of being planted by the FBI or something
He's also got it wrong. This is different, he wasn't paying her for services performed, it was for keeping her mouth shut that he had even met her. Whatever happened didn't happen.
@@drmayeda1930 But did he actually do anything in the first place??? Or was he paying off someone that was extorting him??? We had that mess in Florida where he was being extorted and that guy ended up in jail. Its like NYC is again protecting the criminals. Look at what has happened to her former attorney. He is in jail for extortion and thats after stealing from HIS client.
Oh my fucking god. The beard interview... Ryan you are getting scary good at accosting random NY'ers. There are so many absolutely golden exchanges I don't even know where to start. 10/10 We need you on these streets everyday paying off prosties.
The place in the world that has more different cultures and nationalities living together has “many people talking weird”. Thanks for that one, Einstein.
poor kid is more likely to get screwed over royally and end up highly disliking women. I hope not, but that's the more likely scenario. I'm rooting for him.
@@little_finger Yah dating can be brutal and a cesspool enough as it is. This kid seems a tad on the spectrum and probably very naive. Most kids these days are just wiping their hands with the whole thing. Sad state of affairs.
@@sixten7920 Your totally right. Happened to me. Happened to countless others I know. A lot of the mgtow stuff helps but most men dont learn it til after.
“No butt, butt, whatever.” 🤣🤣🤣 All I know is that when that kid finishes college, all the girls either with butts or without butts had better watch out!
I love the dude who gets paid 90 bucks for the most uncomfortable conversation he's maybe ever had. 🤣 He's probably thinking, "Yes, I probably should get paid to be this polite".
Paying a hush money isn't illegal. The prosecution says Trump should have documented it as campaign expenses instead of legal fees, which would actually have been illegal.
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0:55 That guys is a LIAR! HAHAHAHAH
No. Specifically because you begged for it.
See you in Austin on the 4th bud! you can ask about my pubes!
Wait were you there for when the dude set himself on fire?
A left winger saying he should be jailed for paying a prostitute is the most cognitive dissonance ive seen in a while
Paid idiots.
Seriously???
U must be inside the house n offline ALOT 😂😂😂😂.
We have men trying to breast feed.
We have men who sleep with men, but are not gay.
We even have ppl mad at Trump for sleeping with a grown women WHILE supporting Joe Biden who showered with his teenage daughter.
N I have bearly even touched the surface with these examples.
Trump did not pay her off and she write a later saying it never happened I have it its from Beny Johnson's instreagram.
summarizes a hole segment of voters actually
"Sex Work is Real Work"
Will you draw Mohammed for $100 😂😂😂
coward wouldnt do it
I would do it for $100, I’ve agreed to drink antifreeze for 100
@@RyanLongcomedyGive me tree fiddy and I'll do it
Paid off prostitute
Only infadels don't draw big Mo, peace be upon my guy
That dude knowing a Stormy Daniels video 😂😂😂😂😂
lol
At least he was honest.
But trump is the bad guy. Cooming to other guys hitting that is good. Hitting it yourself is bad 😂
lol
He's a monster!
The beard guy was the funniest conversation ever 😂
Agreed!! i could listen to them talk forever. The Ryan Long & Pussy Manuac podcast. Would be a money spinner in the ratings
He was so respectful, and uncomfortable at the same time 😅
Edit: but, thinking about it, he wasn't as much uncomfortable, as... what's the word... maybe someone knows a better word.
Slit Fiend?
He was very patient. You have to give him that.
@@luciusmirkwood1634 Clam monster?
He just chips away at people and draws them in at the same time, its a superpower
The ability to not feel uncomfortable when he’s talking to people is crazy
Helps that he is towering over even the tallest of people. So i disagree lol
Not even fearing getting his ass kicked just the uncomfortable feeling of asking a guy over and over again how much pubes he’s has
....... smfh....😂😂😂😂
This comment is the example of the modern human 😂😂😂😂
"The ability to NOT feel uncomfortable talking to ppl is crazy"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You have to be in the grove
@@mattlol163 Nah hearing the wild stuff that comes out of Ryan's mouth I think it's pretty simple to understand what OP means. The fact you couldn't deduce that is a good example of modern humans though.
100% that guy has borrowed every biology book in the city of NY library system.
How many books have you borrowed from a library?
I bet we could find a National Geographic subscription in his history if we looked hard enough too.
You mean in the jew tunnels.
hahah
That dude clearly owns the Encyclopedia of Phallic Images.
Meth head was the most based guy
free based lol
@@asahearts1 niiiice
@@asahearts1 😂🤣
He didn't go thru our university system, which are now basically leftist seminaries
Asian lady was the most based gal
Ryan's becoming way too powerful. The lawyer went from stonewalling prude to huge bushed slit fiend in a single interview.
Money talks 😂 especially with those guys lol
He was a clam monster
And taking money for it!
You know where he went right after!
the $90 bush dude was a great interview. Ryan is wild 🤣🤣
Underneath his hat there might be another smaller hat. And a map of a secret underground tunnel network beneath NYC
"Would you be willing to draw muhammed for $100" cracked me up
I will, but I am a shitty artist, my drawings have been compared to dead mountains. I could probably do some 500K hunter stuff.
Cracked me up to ❤😂 The Pussy Maniac interview is comedy gold
Time?
@@D3ckstr1:17 brotha
Nah... I prefer not to get stabbed 79 times (Muslims kind of fly out of control over that kinda stuff). Also when the news said that Israel had hit a Gaza hospital with missile (after the Oct7 attacks), there was at least one Jewish synagogue that got lit on fire... and then it was revealed the missile was actually from Hamas. And people wonder why the world is nervous and afraid of Islam.
Beard guy caved for $90 on the pube question! 😆 He's lucky the troll master didn't have more cash.
😂😂😂
Easiest 90 bucks ever, don't blame him.
@@milo8425 Was it easy? he sold his body for money, ryan turned him into an OF model in one interview
@@zman7357 If they had a "confessions" version of OF i'd make a fortune at that rate.
jews love money!
Ah NYC, where the birds fly upside down because nothing is worth shitting on
oh wow! I'M stealing that one!!! hahahahahahahaah
Kek
Clutch street joke. Lol.
Ah NYC hater, because he lives a boring hateful life in the middle of bumble fuck.
Damn! LOL Also stealing this 9/10 solid joke
Ryan's ability to trap people in conversations is insane. The beard guy is next level
Better coverage than MSM. Well done.
Low bar
“I was hesitant. You basically demanded it.” Classic
This is actually a deep artistic metaphor
I started laughing uncontrollably when he said that for some reason
Such a unique skill how he gets people to say shit you KNOW they didn’t want to say 😂 Ryan doesn’t interview, he interrogates
He’s a fast improv
It's just a shame he's contributing to the lack of diversity in interrogating
@@captaindropkika man of culture i see- I tip my cap to you sir.
Holy shit lol @@captaindropkik
"Ryan Long was arrested by the FBI today and charged with insurrection against our precious, fragile democracy"
He'd probably turn the interrogation around on the FBI agents tbh
The way the Jewish Lawyer opens up for $90 is so fucking perfect, that HAS to be scripted lmao
So uncomfortable to watch but yet I can't look away. lol
Well a shekel is a shekel 😅
He just keeps going, it's so good.
A true professional, he is used to be paid for his time 👍
Ryan's out here having the important conversations.
That was the best beard/pube interview I've ever listened to.
Finally somebody's tackling the real issues!
Slit fiend approved!
I liked that guy haha
He should start a podcast. 😂
yes, we've been kind of starving in the beard and pube discussions community, thank God for this
Can't believe that guy coerced you into giving him $90 dollars and still never gave you the update on the pube situation.
I think he dyes it
Old guy said his pubes were the same as his beard, meaning gray, but he didn't groom them like his beard. Maybe the hair keeps him warmer in winter.
CHINESE LADY HOLDING IT DOWN
10 to 1 she a agent provocateur
@@indica0nzI wonder sometimes 😂
That can barely speak English. Highly unlikely
@@indica0nz i wont doubt that either
@@indica0nzagent or just literally somebody coming out to support .. what do we think?
My favorite is Ryan talking to reasonable and intelligent but too patient people
Reasonable and Intelligent is a bit of a stretch... but most were patient, for sure 👍
This is better coverage of the Trump trial than any other media outlet has produced. Absolute gold.
"Im a hung reporter" proceeds to caress his shoulder
shaking his dick while talking about it
😂
your holding that money pretty tight for a guy who didn't care.. I'm dying over here.
I have to give him credit for not going to the Jewish angle on that, because that fruit was hanging L O W
Yes, Ryan should be a lawyer because his ability to manipulate people into conversations and spill their proverbial tea is AMAZING!!! LOL
@@Soniti1324video couldn’t be posted to jootube if he swiped that fruit
"Is it really his fault that she wouldn't keep her mouth shut" lmaoo
Honestly, he shouldn't have paid her off. I mean it's not like all the other Political figures haven't done same shit, I mean some (of the woman) brag about it.
I mean did she have to give back the NDA if she D'd?
@@DgardsGaming he didn't even sleep with her, by her own words
Why didn't he just use petty cash rather than campaign funds? He's such a weasel. Being a lifelong pathological liar, grifter, and con man does that to people, so....
@@karlmonet You mean like the truck driving professor that was arrested with Nelson Mandela after his uncle was eaten by cannibals. Yes Joe is a liar.
A chance encounter and interview with Ryan is the only reason to hangout in New York
"You're holding that money pretty tight for a guy that doesn't care."
That guy was a good sport.
Oh, they care, they care about those gold bars and can’t turn em down.
LMAO, that hispanic dude was hilarious. Ryan, PLEASE do more of these street interviews, it was so damn funny bro.
😂😂😂 this video had me almost in tears
Im gonna do more in the summer for sure
His Covid street interviews with the 6 ft microphone stick were great.
@@gijoey5912yo I FORGOT that.
A stupid solution for a stupid situation .
@@RyanLongcomedy Summer of Love 2.0 is coming so it should be very entertaining
This is the Trump Trial coverage we didn't know we needed!
I can't believe Ryan drove that guy to set himself on fire!
His roast of him went too far!!!
Dammnñ
The black women reporter was the lady whose retarded sportscaster-calling-a-wild-play like description of the immolation went viral, so Ryan was standing right where that dude went up in flames… I wonder if he saw it happen.
Ha!!
“We’re trying to get signatures to tear down an orphanage and build a crypto mining center” 😂😂😂
Stoked to see Ryan back out on the street asking the real questions. His street interview videos during Covid were absolute heaters
" Take that God." 😂😂😂😂
OMG, killing me.
Lmao
😂 a hole is a hole
Lol
That killed me lol
So glad you made more man on the street type videos theyee always so funnny
I bet it is hard to get interviews done without being recognized now.
@@inthefade a little bit harder - but honestly the more problem is its just hard in winter no one wants to talk
I was dying at “slit fiend” 😂☠️
Yeah that was solid.
I had to pause the video when he said that. Laughed so damn hard.
Clam monster too 😂
Pussy maniac, pussy hound, I like it just as much as the next guy. Pussy lunatic. Puss-a-holic =
Meet a lady and share some special moments
"Take that God!" Caught me off guard at work and coffee came out my nose.
The jewish attorney is fantastic! Cant believe he even fleeced you for 90 bones🤣🤣🤣
Can’t believe that guy talked to you for so long 😂
Money and Jewish men is like peanut butter and jelly
@@androidas79 i thought he was catholic and was going to tithe with it
Well he loves the money, he was holding out for more.
@@ObiWanBockobi because Ryan was $10 short. $10 more and he would show him his bush
That was some serious journalism, hard questions and deep dialouge. Bravo good sir. 👏
Once again, I assert that Ryan is the funniest person on the Internet. The beard guy interview had me in tears! 😂
Ryan is like a hitchhiker.
He gets the ride,
Then he has the ride go way off road into the wilderness!
He validates, rather than humiliates.
And still gets the same kind of humor as a result.
"So your message to men is a holes a hole" Lmfao, extra points for the Boston jersey in NYC
Lmfao that was the best 90$ ever. Wow im crying
It was $90 Canadian
$90*
Do people really not know the dollar sign goes first?
@@billcephusNow I know. Thank you
@@billcephuseverywhere in the world number go first just you have the need to feel special 😉
finally some good beard/pube convo, i've been subscribed to this channel because i was told it was all about that
Can’t believe we lost Ryan to self immolation 😢
Lol as Ryan burned the smell of burnt maple syrup filled the air.
Self immolation protests, so hot right now.
The kind of hard hitting journalism the people deserve
Ryan goes so far beyond “ask for forgiveness not permission” he’s doing the classic, “don’t get mad at dumb people.”
Old man admits to watching Stormy Daniels content. Which is hilarious in itself, but then is Jealous/Mad at Trump because Trump actually hit that .
Except she already said she never did it with him...
Funny how the idiots like that guy think Trump should go to jail for telling his lawyer to take care of it after she Blackmailed him..
But they dont think she should go to jail for black mail..
How many people have payed blackmail and how many will NY arrest now..
We know that Google, facebook etc.. has payed off lots of people as people were sued after speaking after being paid out..
Doubt they will be charged..
Cooming to other men hitting that good.
Orange man hit that bad
On top of that if you look it up, the video he was talking about is an interracial video. So he basically admitted that he's a self hating deviant.
The lawyer, if not a plant, was hilarious.
Hilarious even if he was, imo.
no plants lol
What do you mean with plant?
I've seen flowers, trees, and vines. He definitely looked human to me
@@user-sm9zs7sc8u"plant" is a term for when you hire a person to pretend to do an "random" interaction.
Like, at comedy nights, a comedian might pay a dude to sit in the audience, and he already has a script for what to say.
You also see it used for police investigations, like if a riot breaks out, the "main instigator" is often accused of being planted by the FBI or something
@6:25 bro the fuckin "tear down an orphanage to build a crypto mining center" has me dying
Lmao "hoping to interview 2, maybe 3 jurors"
The biology book guy is so wholesome. Also this was top bantz.
$90 for that guy was a bargain.
I loved the banter with the bearded guy. That was lovely.
0:50 It's like Charlie Sheen says: You never pay a Woman for sex.
...you pay for her to leave.
He's also got it wrong. This is different, he wasn't paying her for services performed, it was for keeping her mouth shut that he had even met her. Whatever happened didn't happen.
@@drmayeda1930 OH I know. This was more of a reply to their statement of never paying for sex, than it was about Trump's situation.
Trump did not pay her off and she write a later saying it never happened I have it its from Beny Johnson's instreagram.
Ryan hookes up with four models, but they were all the modern fat models.
@@drmayeda1930 But did he actually do anything in the first place??? Or was he paying off someone that was extorting him???
We had that mess in Florida where he was being extorted and that guy ended up in jail.
Its like NYC is again protecting the criminals. Look at what has happened to her former attorney. He is in jail for extortion and thats after stealing from HIS client.
The biggest mistake is to ever answer a single one of his questions.
Ryan won’t ever let you go 😂
Ryan is the best at twisting people's words
Oh my fucking god. The beard interview... Ryan you are getting scary good at accosting random NY'ers. There are so many absolutely golden exchanges I don't even know where to start. 10/10 We need you on these streets everyday paying off prosties.
Very brave of Ryan to reveal that deep dark secret involving the super models 🙏
Come on, all single men would do if given chance even the gay ones.
I'm surprised they didn't comment on his yuge balls.
They were modern proud" models, it's really not something to brag about. Hence why he keeps it secret...
So many people in NYC talk in a weird way feels like a different planet lmao.
Bc it is. Sad part is they are angry the rest of us don't want to live like them.
@@chiefslinginbeef3641Dude you really went to your imagination. Just write a book.
The place in the world that has more different cultures and nationalities living together has “many people talking weird”. Thanks for that one, Einstein.
@@cactaceousyou’re from NYC right?
@@BuddhaSunn You’re not right?
Ryan is spoiling us with a man on the street video this long
How people just keep going without blinking after Ryan says what he does - that's the amazing part.
"Nice talk..." virgin guy seems pretty straight up. (8:06) Good focus and values, positive attitude and ambition. He'll make some nice girl happy.
poor kid is more likely to get screwed over royally and end up highly disliking women. I hope not, but that's the more likely scenario. I'm rooting for him.
@@sixten7920 God, I sure hope not, but yeah.
@@sixten7920he most likely will end up an incel like most of gen z.
@@little_finger Yah dating can be brutal and a cesspool enough as it is. This kid seems a tad on the spectrum and probably very naive. Most kids these days are just wiping their hands with the whole thing. Sad state of affairs.
@@sixten7920 Your totally right. Happened to me. Happened to countless others I know. A lot of the mgtow stuff helps but most men dont learn it til after.
"In more ways than one that's for sure"
Brother keeps it on lock
That guy was surprisingly eloquent and effective with his words… Unfortunate he’s a druggie, seems pretty intelligent.
There is nothing more Ryan Long than him doing interviews at Trump's hush money trial in skinny jeans and a fucking hockey jersey.
Should be a Leaf jersey
It's an Adam Sandler's Happy Gilmore hockey jersey from the movie.
Hawkey
Ryan should get recruited by Guantanamo. He's too good at getting wild information from people.
You're a hero this world doesn't deserve, Ryan.
“No butt, butt, whatever.” 🤣🤣🤣
All I know is that when that kid finishes college, all the girls either with butts or without butts had better watch out!
I feel like most young people think boobs are the best thing. Then once you grow older you realize we are, deep down, all ass men.
That was the best part of the interview😂
He’s apathetic about “butths”
@@BikingVikingHH
He could take a butt or leave a butt, same thing to him. His thoughts are not butt-based.
@@BikingVikingHH He's looking for the AOC body type!
Less Destiny, more Man on the Street
ryan gettin another girlie on the show?
He talked to one of the Asians lol
😂
Totally not racist lib
These prople swear they aren’t racist…but discriminate agaisnt white males and asians LMAO
I thought those people didnt see colour
The liberal mind is truly an enigma
Dustin Hoffman absolutely nails his role
Beard/Pube conversation was tops
If you went yesterday….the interview would be fire 🔥
i wish
Pube guy earned his $90.
This was hilarious; you grilling the nice Jewish lawyer about his status as a slit fiend was worth subscribing on Patreon for that alone.
The reason Ryan is the best is because he doesn’t even care about the politics, he just wants to screw with people. I commend you sir!
Love how the guy walked into the question and said the GoT themed vid, without even batting an eyelid..
Wait till the guy with the beard finds out how many viewers Ryan actually has ....
"The Beards and Pubes Podcast" Would be hilarious
Yes! Start this now
I'm on it
Ryan "slit fiend" Long
lol
I love the dude who gets paid 90 bucks for the most uncomfortable conversation he's maybe ever had. 🤣 He's probably thinking, "Yes, I probably should get paid to be this polite".
This is hilarious. I didn’t even realize it was 16 minutes long….
Saw you in Winnipeg. Keep rocking Ryan!
Funny asl, Do these as OFTEN as POSSIBLE.
This long form street interview video is one of the best you've made keep em comin
The way you tried to get the $90 back is amazing.
You’re a natural at this Ryan. That was hilarious. The dude with the beard was probaby my favorite part.
Paying a hush money isn't illegal. The prosecution says Trump should have documented it as campaign expenses instead of legal fees, which would actually have been illegal.
He basically snatched that money out of your wallet. 😂
"Whats her cup size " 😂
Better then most women in movies and games these days, those flatchested Bs. XD LOL
I have to say, Ryan, I LOVE the standard "awkward" you inflict on every day people!
Ryan should have a class on how to go from conversation to conversation to conversation. He's awesome.
The best video you’ve made yet. I’ve watched all of them.
Not even Ryan has the courage to wear a MAGA hat in Manhattan.
Well he doesn't want to randomly get punched in the face like all those women.
Id do it if i had multiple cameras on me
He'd do it in a heartbeat lol
Asian lady did
Been too long since we had an awesome street interview video.
Dude gets off to stormy daniels game of thrones videos, but Trump is the monster 😂
Left wing people have no self awareness, do they?
Nope, none at all. Fascist doing Fascist things......
She was in her 40s!
But he has to be "presidential"...
That clown watches meidastouch 100%
Was the 'dude' the president?
i laughed so hard at the pube-beard guy!!!! he objects to almost everything, but he just keeps talkin'!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣