You have ,up until now, missed an entire cross section of Chopper Chicks movies! Chopper Chicks in Zombietown, Chopper Chicks and the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama etc......
Another thing in this movie's favor, I have to admit...a LOT of the heroes actually ended up surviving. Typically, you'd see the group get whittled down to the Alpha Hero and his love interest and/or Final Girl, like clockwork.
The mysterious legendary island of Puerto Rico... you know, I know you meant that as a joke but that really sounds good. Sounds like something you'd expect to see in a Hanna-Barbera cartoon of the 60's or 70's.
it'll be the perfecty place for the ultraquad threat crossover we never knew we needed. jabberjaw, scooby doo, josie and the pussycats, and speed buggy. (funky phantom didnt make the cut this time lol) huh... now that i think about it. a lot of hanna-barbera cartoons followed practically the exact same format just sometimes adding music lol.
2:22 Not So Fun Fact: Peter Lorre Played A Serial Killer In The 1931 German Film 'M' & In The 1980's, His Daughter Was Almost A Victim Of The Sunset Killers. Supposedly When The Killers Realized That She Was A Famous Actors Daughter, They Decided To Find Another Victim.
I saw Cameron Mitchell in CAROUSEL yesterday as part of the Cineplex Classic Films series. :/ I've also met Camille Keaton and she's one of the nicest and sweetest persons around.
Thats the one with Tasha Yar and the Robocop wannabe with tank treads and the bad gay builds a time machine to go back in time to ancient rome as a cyborg legionary ??? Seems kinda mainstream and bland for brandon
WOW!!! Zombies, monks, ninjas, naked girls, cannibalism, explosions, mysterious islands complete with travel brochures... and I thought THE DRAGON LIVES AGAIN was weird as shit! And Camille Keaton in a cameo!
To be fair to _Buckaroo Banzai,_ Dr. Banzai's story *did* continue in the Battletech universe and novels, where he was a researcher, professor, BattleMech designer, MechWarrior, and mercenary leader.
I’ve just discovered your channel and I’m enjoying your videos ! I was surprised to see how long you’ve been doing this , so I’m binging your vids. Subscribed !
17:27 If you look closely at the sword after the decapitation you can see it actually bent after the hit. Not like a small bend, but more like what happens when you hit a piece of cheap aluminum against a solid object with great force.
The guy with the Himmler mustache is named spear, the English word for Speer in German, and Albert Speer was basiccally Hitler's architect and planing guy...
Besides the dumbness of the brochures, my other major nit is all the characters on the boat that just get jettisoned from the story. What happens to the kinky chick who was tied to the bed? She and everyone else just got left behind to roast on a burning ship?
I'm glad I watched this one. Because... and I'm still not 100% sure... but, I think I SAW this in a THEATRE when it came out! The only things I can remember... Cameron Mitchell played the boat captain, the film was really, REALLY bad, and, I gave it my own alternate title: "THE LUST BOAT AT THE ISLAND OF KUNG-FU ZOMBIES"! Seriously, if what I'm thinking of was some OTHER movie with this plot... I can't imagine what it might be.
Yep I saw this in the UK when I was around 11 or 12 and absolutely loved it.. Being into zombies I thought this was great. Years later when Internet came about I looked up for it but couldn't rem name.. It didn't find it.. Years after I did find it however and the name... Great upload.thankyou
The alternate title for this is "Kung-Fu Cannibals"? I know of an completly different movie with that title about a remote village of... well, Kung-Fu Cannibals. Not only does he look like Himmler, his name is Speer as in Albert Speer, an German architect working for the Nazis. That's either clever on the writers behalf or really really stupid.
sorry historical fact . the mustache look for germans was so they could effectively wear the gas masks of the time as the full mustache would leave gaps at the seems
so you're telling me. one of the most rediculed and parodied(also silly lookin) mustaches like ever.. was ACTUALLY functional?? . i learned something today. thank you.
You didn't notice that in the scene at 17:30 when the guy decapitates the zombie, his sword is suddenly completely bent like a broken rooftop TV antenna? Terrible film, by the way. Nice review, though. Totally on the spot Seagal reference. :D
I used to live on a stubby, sad foothill of a mountain named "Hull" that was, back in the 80s, advertised as having the best soil for marjuana. The advertisment remained in the sales paper at least until 97... And that happy time had passed because it seemed every other plot of land turned into a meth lab. I don't know what it's like now, over twenty years gone by. Warrior island! That's what I was getting at because back in the 80s when we were still vicious proods about fun things like weed and gay stuff an ad describing the foothill I lived on as the best soil for weed in all of Eastern Washington like it was no big deal was a thing that happened so why not Warrior Island?
One of your funniest reviews yet; so many laughs, Vietnam Dan Aykroyd!! Filipino Peter Lorre!!! Zombie Larry Bird!!!! Jim Croce!!! Fred Willard!!! The names you give these guys crack me up.
Movies like this are usually found in the discount bin at the local video store; the store clerks are usually embarrassed when one brings this movie to the checkout counter.
If you could do more animated stuff in addition to this b-movie schlock-fest, that'd be awesome. I'm okay without Godzilla, that's all fine and good and you'll work on that if you want to, but your animated stuff is fucking hilarious.
My ex father-in-law was(R.I.P.) Filipino. He could seriously grill some pork ribs or de-boned chicken. The overnight marinade had Sprite, Italian dressing and soy sauce. Delicious! And he also gave me a recipe for cooking dog on a spit. After killing, skinning and dressing out a small dog(any breed/mutts), stuff it with rice and beer. Slowly turn over a low fire until thoroughly cooked. He was always licking his lips when my ex's Maltese was around, never got her though.
You have ,up until now, missed an entire cross section of Chopper Chicks movies! Chopper Chicks in Zombietown, Chopper Chicks and the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama etc......
Is funny how the katana of the guy bend when the decapitate the samurai
+Samuel Chin Orozco 18:40 - yay rubber sword effect!
When the budget is so low, you need to make a katana with cardboard
18:40 you can see the guy's sword is hopelessly bent in at least two different places after 'decapitating' his opponent! :D
17:29 Good sword-quality, not bent at all...
I like how the sword just bent in half in the head launching scene (I've seen that happen more than once in several shlocky movies involving swords).
Another thing in this movie's favor, I have to admit...a LOT of the heroes actually ended up surviving. Typically, you'd see the group get whittled down to the Alpha Hero and his love interest and/or Final Girl, like clockwork.
The mysterious legendary island of Puerto Rico... you know, I know you meant that as a joke but that really sounds good. Sounds like something you'd expect to see in a Hanna-Barbera cartoon of the 60's or 70's.
it'll be the perfecty place for the ultraquad threat crossover we never knew we needed. jabberjaw, scooby doo, josie and the pussycats, and speed buggy. (funky phantom didnt make the cut this time lol) huh... now that i think about it. a lot of hanna-barbera cartoons followed practically the exact same format just sometimes adding music lol.
@@wugglesx Well you tried at least
So not-Hitler asks in the bar if anyone is going to Warriors' Island, and the guy responds with: "I am. Have you heard of it?" What a dumb question!
Ask a dumb question, get a dumb movie. And boy it's this a dumb movie!
@@pedrovallefin8406 some of the scenes are... Exciting lol
17:30 Is no one going to mention that the sword is totally bent from knocking that mannequin's head off?
Did anyone notice how the cheap sword gets bent during the decapitation?
Holy shit Brandon's on fire, someone call the mounties!
I love how in every review that has a guy in a speedo, Brandon points it out. I also love how he calls em "nut huggers"
Yup, reminds me of that old prison song, "Always on my Mind" by Conway's Tiddies.
dude! you could have totally used a clip from Altered Beast for the rise from your graves scene
Altered beast was a fuckin masterpiece
Cameron Mitchell?! "Close the goddamn boat door!"
It's much better to face this with these things with a sense cult and exploitation (sorry I couldn't resist to do a crappy Panic @ The Disco joke)
@JETFIRE851 ….. , WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO THERE & USE THE “TERM” & “GODS” NAME IN VEIN ?? & SAY “GOD-DAMN” ??? “GOD” … , DOES NOT LIKE UGLY ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Id like to pint out that the sword at 17:29 is apparently softer than butter as the blade assumes the S shape after 1 swing.
2:22 Not So Fun Fact: Peter Lorre Played A Serial Killer In The 1931 German Film 'M' & In The 1980's, His Daughter Was Almost A Victim Of The Sunset Killers. Supposedly When The Killers Realized That She Was A Famous Actors Daughter, They Decided To Find Another Victim.
Speer also appears to be named for Albert Speer.
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought that.
I thought Brandon was kidding about Camille Keaton, but it turned out to be her for real...
I saw Cameron Mitchell in CAROUSEL yesterday as part of the Cineplex Classic Films series. :/ I've also met Camille Keaton and she's one of the nicest and sweetest persons around.
You should do Rock & Rule or The Eliminators.
Thats the one with Tasha Yar and the Robocop wannabe with tank treads and the bad gay builds a time machine to go back in time to ancient rome as a cyborg legionary ???
Seems kinda mainstream and bland for brandon
Kung-Fu Cannibals.....
Wow and it's made In my Home Country....YEY!
Yey im from ph too
WOW!!! Zombies, monks, ninjas, naked girls, cannibalism, explosions, mysterious islands complete with travel brochures... and I thought THE DRAGON LIVES AGAIN was weird as shit! And Camille Keaton in a cameo!
Did you see how much that decapitation bent that sword blade!? That's REAL B-movie class, there...
Ever seen Deadly Friend? No? Do it... DO IT!
I think the full color brochure is a great idea. Imagine the business Skull Island could do if it was properly advertised,
To be fair to _Buckaroo Banzai,_ Dr. Banzai's story *did* continue in the Battletech universe and novels, where he was a researcher, professor, BattleMech designer, MechWarrior, and mercenary leader.
17:30 the decapitation sword actually bent in that clip...lala
The villain not only looks like Himmler, he looks like Himmler being played by Edward Andrews.
Can you review The Blob (1988) it is a really good movie.
Great job, Brandon! These are some of your funniest riffs ever!!!
My father in law Alan Binger was in Slime City AND Class of Nuke em high!! What a rush!!
I’ve just discovered your channel and I’m enjoying your videos ! I was surprised to see how long you’ve been doing this , so I’m binging your vids. Subscribed !
As a longtime Lakers fan I highly appreciate the Zombie Larry Bird joke.
Jillian Kenner Double Feature: Firecracker (1981) & Raw Force (1982).
17:27 If you look closely at the sword after the decapitation you can see it actually bent after the hit. Not like a small bend, but more like what happens when you hit a piece of cheap aluminum against a solid object with great force.
The guy with the Himmler mustache is named spear, the English word for Speer in German, and Albert Speer was basiccally Hitler's architect and planing guy...
Besides the dumbness of the brochures, my other major nit is all the characters on the boat that just get jettisoned from the story. What happens to the kinky chick who was tied to the bed? She and everyone else just got left behind to roast on a burning ship?
Presumably, yeah. They killed a HUGE number of people without even a mention.
The guy playing Mike looks like the real life quagmire
I'm glad I watched this one. Because... and I'm still not 100% sure... but, I think I SAW this in a THEATRE when it came out! The only things I can remember... Cameron Mitchell played the boat captain, the film was really, REALLY bad, and, I gave it my own alternate title: "THE LUST BOAT AT THE ISLAND OF KUNG-FU ZOMBIES"! Seriously, if what I'm thinking of was some OTHER movie with this plot... I can't imagine what it might be.
Yep I saw this in the UK when I was around 11 or 12 and absolutely loved it.. Being into zombies I thought this was great. Years later when Internet came about I looked up for it but couldn't rem name.. It didn't find it.. Years after I did find it however and the name... Great upload.thankyou
Im surprised he didnt mention the sword bending twice in the shot he showed twice, it bent in two places and he showed it twice.
17:29 How tough was that zombie? it bent the sword!
The babes in this movie are pretty amazing. And hey, Cameron Mitchell could still stand up back then!
16:19 Samurai Zombie Eminem!
+Mattteus Haha, I actually had a joke about that but I cut it for time.
Brandon Tenold heh heh, nice
Brandon Tenold plz! Plz! Do Godzilla's Revenge! Plz! Plz! Plz!
3Musketeers Cinema what does this have to do with the original comment?
+Brandon Tenold Can you review Death Kappa or Ultraman?
Wish Dragon Sound was in this movie ♫Against the Zombie!♫
I would've used the "Wise from your gwave!" sound byte from Altered Beasts.
Would be nice if you did a review of first 3 carnosaur movies.
The alternate title for this is "Kung-Fu Cannibals"? I know of an completly different movie with that title about a remote village of... well, Kung-Fu Cannibals.
Not only does he look like Himmler, his name is Speer as in Albert Speer, an German architect working for the Nazis. That's either clever on the writers behalf or really really stupid.
this movie looks AWESOME. Cameron Mitchell was a national treasure. if hes in the movie you know it's a quality pile of shit
Spear looks sort of like George Burns in GOING IN STYLE, and Lloyd looks like a cross between Patrick Swayze and the cowboy from the Village People.
Review The Vindicator, and The Puppet Master films.
Cameron Mitchell also played in Deadly Prey - DO THIS MOVIE MAN!
@13:12 Did the bazooka shell just make a fucking bullet-ricochet sound when it hit that palm tree?
sorry historical fact . the mustache look for germans was so they could effectively wear the gas masks of the time as the full mustache would leave gaps at the seems
so you're telling me. one of the most rediculed and parodied(also silly lookin) mustaches like ever.. was ACTUALLY functional?? . i learned something today. thank you.
@@wugglesx No this isn't true. The mustache is older than gas masks and poison gas.
wow, Brandon is on fire in this one...
When brochure guy said that his ship sailed in the morning, I half-expected him to ask when dinner was.
I suppose that the zombies are all blue-ish because it's inspired by Romero's "Dawn of the Dead"?
i wonder if a sequel was really planned. maybe it would have featured dinosaurs
Did anyone else notice that the katana bent after the decapitation?
11:18 - Careful, wtf, the fire's spread to my laptop!
Better to bring a knife to a sword fight than not!?
How is Blackie Dammett NOT in this schlockfest??? Scheduling conflict???
Can you review mega force we would watch it in college and play drinking games to it ! Your humor is needed
5:40-Note the use of malt liquor in this scene.
There IS actually a movie about cannibals that know kung-fu. It's called 'We're Going to Eat You' (1980).
01:38. I've got exactly the same laugh if someone left their fries on the table. ;)
"Beat up JIm Croce" LOL Funny especially considering he died in a plane crash 9 years prior to this movies release
You didn't notice that in the scene at 17:30 when the guy decapitates the zombie, his sword is suddenly completely bent like a broken rooftop TV antenna? Terrible film, by the way. Nice review, though. Totally on the spot Seagal reference. :D
What the hell happened to that sword when he decapitated that zombie??
review Godzilla's Revenge
+Saiyan Wasp Yes!
First vid watched from this guy
instant sub
You should really review The Boxer's Omen sometime. It's probably the king of insane Asian movie.
Drags in the middle?
I found the middle of the movie the most amazing :D
This is a fun movie and one worth watching.
This show gets better and better!
Holy crap the Asian dude in white is Billy from the NINJA SQUAD. ...WOW
I used to live on a stubby, sad foothill of a mountain named "Hull" that was, back in the 80s, advertised as having the best soil for marjuana. The advertisment remained in the sales paper at least until 97... And that happy time had passed because it seemed every other plot of land turned into a meth lab. I don't know what it's like now, over twenty years gone by.
Warrior island! That's what I was getting at because back in the 80s when we were still vicious proods about fun things like weed and gay stuff an ad describing the foothill I lived on as the best soil for weed in all of Eastern Washington like it was no big deal was a thing that happened so why not Warrior Island?
Watched this a while ago. Not bad at all. Low-budget fun actually.
One of your funniest reviews yet; so many laughs, Vietnam Dan Aykroyd!! Filipino Peter Lorre!!! Zombie Larry Bird!!!! Jim Croce!!! Fred Willard!!! The names you give these guys crack me up.
How many of those movies of kid friendly giant turtle are still up on Brandon's channel
Zombie Larry Bird needs his own franchise.
FYI, there's already a movie called Kung Fu Zombies, even though it should've been called Kung Fu Vampire
You should crossover with the Cinema Snob. You both have so much in common. That being you both run have shows that make you review schlock.
can you please review The Deadly Mantis please?
When you have time.
No bad mouthing Buckaroo Banzai, best movie ever made.
15:17. How can it be sacred graves if it has disgraced martial artists? o.0
Hi. Please re-upload your 'Fantasy Mission Force' review video. It was hilarious!
Movies like this are usually found in the discount bin at the local video store; the store clerks are usually embarrassed when one brings this movie to the checkout counter.
8:5 look like reject Gallagher instead smashing watermelon he doing blocks of ice 🤣🤣
17:30 Pause the video at this point and check out the "sword".
Dude sounds like Archer!
I loved this movie seen it several times
Godzilla 1998 would be a good review i dont know if that would be a cult movie.
If you could do more animated stuff in addition to this b-movie schlock-fest, that'd be awesome. I'm okay without Godzilla, that's all fine and good and you'll work on that if you want to, but your animated stuff is fucking hilarious.
Monique Gabriel (Deathstalker 2) drop kicked a Jeep in Silk 2....
Or her stunt double did. But what proof do we have Norris did have a stunt double?
ermerghard, Brandon set hermserf on Fiyar!!
4:22 words to live by... Made so much sense it rhymed.
I have to good ones to review the greasy strangler. And super fuzz.
Directed by EDDIE MURPHY?!
+ColeYote **EDWARD**
foskten10
(it was a joke)
You are too cool. Please review Tentacles with Shelley Winter.
My ex father-in-law was(R.I.P.) Filipino. He could seriously grill some pork ribs or de-boned chicken. The overnight marinade had Sprite, Italian dressing and soy sauce. Delicious!
And he also gave me a recipe for cooking dog on a spit. After killing, skinning and dressing out a small dog(any breed/mutts), stuff it with rice and beer. Slowly turn over a low fire until thoroughly cooked. He was always licking his lips when my ex's Maltese was around, never got her though.