Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE LOST EMPIRE
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ย. 2024
- Time to take a look at the directorial debut of famed exploitation filmmaker Jim Wynorski with "The Lost Empire"!
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It's Thanksgiving, so here's a turkey!
Heh !
Super corny, Brandon...is your Turkey corn fed ?
i guess it is !
Edit... Bravo, good sir ! You've found a movie i've never seen!....
and i used to work in a video store in the 80's, am a Russ Meyer & his girls fan and somehow this beauty has passed me by !
Edit2!...Angus ?! By the clothes shredding gaze of a horny Gort!
>Checks wallet to see if my Mondo Cult Movie membership card is still valid<
Edit 3 (This video has got me in a right tizz!) Psychotronic Video guide (Thus i have READ about this film before...jus not tracked it down) They say this was originally taughted to be a 3D film !!! I mean....whow...my mind is reeling at that thought!
>pulls collar away from neck, wipes sweat off brow<
Thank You ! New old films are a rare thing for me.
a turkey? more like a bunch of melons
Nothing says Turkey day like "Breasts, Battles, Beasts, and Brandon."
Great video dude
😇
Big boobed 80's bombshells enter tournament on mysterious island? This is basically the Dead or Alive prequel movie.
Likely they based those games on this movie. I mean Sin Du even looks like the evil old guy from that game, well, at least with his mask on
I was thinking the same thing
My girlfriend of 3 weeks surgested we watch this film together... We've been married 2 years this month 🤣🤣🤣
Damn, who would have thought this kind of movie was good for marriage XD
That's a fine woman there, few and far between.
Obviously she understands you perfectly.
This is basically every anime that cares more about fanservice than the actual plot condensed into one movie! The only thing's missing is an extended beach scene.
Of course Angus Scrimm would be in something where there's spheres everywhere.
BOY!!!
I'm hoping that his after-life is on the set of this movie, he earned eternal titties
Shame that this movie couldn't be filmed in 3D as intended. They could only afford double D.
HA! I see what you did there.
Ayyyy!!!
LOL! Probably would have given a lot of elderly people heart attacks... from arousal.
That Raven chic is well past double D
Giggity
I saw the thumbnail and the first thing that came to my mind was “DEATH....BY SNU SNU!”
Ah, if only
LeChuck? The ghost pirate? Can the ancient Chinese hero Guybrush Threepwood be far behind?
I'll betcha this was an inspiration for the Dead or Alive video game series.
I'll betcha I can I'll betcha at least one more time.
I'll always be grateful for the presence of this film in my life.
That Angus Scrimm reveal was a legit twist.
Raven de la Croix was Wynorski's girlfriend when they made this thing!
And that Angus Scrimm face mold you see fall off at 14:28 wound up being reused in "Phantasm: OblIVion"!
And are we not talking about how the policeman that dies early on is Bill Thornbury from "Phantasm"? No? Alright...
Money well spent for a tax write off
Especially for the film crew who had the chance to see all these babes topless and mudwrestling
Raven De la croix Is Best Girl.
Honestly, I wish her character "White Star" got a solo spinoff!
I preferred the actress playing Angel Wolf, frankly - Raven's boobs look like baloons. Also that is such a totally furry name, Angel Wolf... bet a lot of fursonas are called that.
@@SwiftNimblefoot "Raven's boobs look like baloons."
I'm not seeing the downside here.
They're also natural, by the way.
@@ConstantineFurman God bless you for this life saving information 😉
Nice
What, no DECAPITATIOOOOOOOON!!!?
An immortal villain named LeChuck, living on a secret island base? We've gone from Mortal Kombat to Secret of Monkey Island.
Man, I miss exploiation movies like this. I gotta watch this, this is hilarious. :) They did not even try to pretend to take the plot seriously. :)
Miss them?
What are you forbidden from watching any of the modern ones?
This movie has some Barbarella energy.
I'll betcha everyone is secretly watching this on their phones during Thanksgiving dinner.
Not in the UK they're not...
Guilty! 😆 Lol
I waited.
No, I'm watching this while waiting in line for Black Friday shopping. I'm a pathetic sheeple that's easily swayed by the prospect of a Switch and free Mario Kart...
Busted
Im Disappointed in you Brandon. That Cup of Tea Joke at the end was forced. You should’ve said “if that’s your Cup of T&A”
This is better Dead or Alive movie than the actual one.
There's a dead or alive movie!?!?
*BEAUTIFUL BOUNCY*
*B-MOVIE HISTORY!!!*
True !
*BROTHER!!!!*
@@smithwesson1896
*SUP SMITHY!!!*
@@thatonea-hole *HUGS*
@@thatonea-hole *HAD A BIG ASS TURKEY AND CHEESECAKE AND CREAM PIE*
angus scrimm actually being in this movie is like bela lugosi in an ed wood movie. sad. yet, while ed wood went about his buisness with grim determination and serious intent , but ended up making people laugh, this movie may well be a parody that looks as if it's creators had all the determination of ed wood. by the way, the scene with the skull chopped off with a battle axe and disappearing into the pit may be modelled after the ending scene of the computer game barbarians 2...
I'm gonna watch this.... for the plot
Sure you are
Those big, bouncy plots! :P Don't worry I watched it for the same reasons.
15:02 DECAPITATIOOOOON!!!
Thank you! That was sorely missed in the video.
I love how his head later says "Come on, put your dukes up!" as if he was the Black Knight
Now that you've mentioned his name, you gotta review Russ Meyer's 70s movies! The man's a complete legend for us buxom babes enthusiasts!
Hang about. Isn't LeChuck the villain in the 80's PC Game "The Secret of Monkey Island" ?
Oh, my god! That's right!
Since it came out in 1990, I wouldn't call it an 80's PC game...
Anyone else expecting "Li Chuck" to be a zombie pirate?
Yep! Itt's Lee Chuck, though. Maybe a chinese cousin of LeChuck?
So it's Enter the Dragon.. Faster?
*KILL DRAGON KILL FASTER FASTER!!!!*
How about “The Dragon Enters”
Enter the dragon the max power way!
I've been away from this channel, but it's nice to be back!
9:08 Can it even be considered a matte painting if NOTHING about it looks realistic?
Pity there's no behind the scenes footage of the film's wardrobe guy mugging Cher's costumer for those white faux leather fringe outfits. ....that was probably some slap fight
All I heard during the prison girls' fight scene was "IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME..."! LOL
@@theblocksays I agree with the guard, "it is fun to watch"
The bald guy's eyebrows look different in every scene.
mrcydonia it’s cause his caterpillars fell off
I think he glues them on, Whitestar even comments on it in a scene. :) This movie is quite self-aware
On a sidenote, the actor, Robert Tessier, was also in 'Starcrash' - another film reviewed by Brandon.
:)
Who else went straight to googling pictures of Raven!?? 😂😂
36 DDD cup, 42-24-36 measuements
I'm surprised this movie didn't have the women jumping on a trampoline.
Probably only because they didn't have one!
@@andrewgwilliam4831 must have been over the budget.
I kept expecting to see the robed guards casually give high fives to each-other during the "training" montages LOL!
@@theblocksays You can see the big bald guy actually pushing his lolling tongue back into his mouth while watching the girls train. :D
You really should do Chopping Mall. The opening credits scene is the most 80s thing I've ever seen.
I had never seen so much beautiful woman in a single film ... And this is not even an Italian film from the 80s.
The fact that Richard Seamen chose to shorten his name to Rick goes down as the worst missed opportunity of our civilization.
The thumbnail is really, really good. Makes me question about how I've passed out from it.
"This will probably be more realistic than 'Crystal Skull'".
Because the other three Indiana Jones movies were so realistic...
The original movies had charm and style about them. The new installment was awkward, a cringe fest, stupid at times, and a bit strange. They waited too long for a 4th movie in my opinion.
And they're planning a 5th...
I think that Indiana Jones movies are better than you people.
raven's headband looks like a slice of bacon
you're right, it does look like a slice of bacon lol... aw shit, now i'm hungry.
That looks like so much cheesy fun. It seemed like the cast was running with it as well rather than being downcast at its schlockiness. Good for them.
This girls looks way better than the ones we have today.
The bald guy in this "film", was my neighbor when I lived in West Hollywood in the late 70's as a kid. That guy was in a ton of these flicks. Bob Tessie Rules!
This movie is definitely my cup of tea teas.
Happy Thanksgiving!
I know you're Canadian.....
So you like being a month late?
@@Frankenstein077 that doesn't even make sense, the thanksgiving Canada celebrates isn't the same one as America.
@@TemmiePlays That's right, it's celebrated a month earlier....
"But first they need to sign some paperwork to grt in Mortal Kombat"
Ya know . I wouldnt be surprised... Lmai
So Rob Halford is the prison Warden?
lmao but Halford at dat time still had hair
I was a teenager in the early 80's and I work for a while in a Video Store, yet somehow, I missed Lost Empire.
I half expected the woman at the prison to be Pam Greer.
11:58
Did..did she just half-sword!?
I had to pause and replay to finish laughing at several points in this review. Great job, Brandon.
This Dead or Alive prequel is really good. Gonna have to watch it for the convoluted plot. Thanks Brandon.
14:34 I’d say Black Mask is more accurate.
Man, I can't believe DC Comics ripped off The Lost Empire.
And funnily enough, he is naked and has no willie... guess that explains why he has that overcompensatron weapon. :)
Interesting bit of trivia: The Dominatrix in the prison fight scene was played by Angelique Prettyjohn, who also appeared in the Star Trek episode: The Gamesters of Triskellion. Even if it makes me a terrible person, I still love this movie. It's completely unashamed to be what it is.
After seeing this review I had to watch this. And for a movie that's just made as a tax write-off? It is actually pretty good. Sure it is tongue in cheeck tits&ass ridiculous stuff, but it was great fun. The acting is hammy on purpose and you get the feel that this is like Samurai Cop except nobody took it seriously, not even the director. :)
Holy crap - Joe Bob says check it out!! True story: Joe Bob Briggs hisself declared that I am a drive-in kind of guy. No lie.
producer: I need to make a tax write-off... 14 yr old son, how should I go about doing this?
14 yr old son:
I have sooo many jokes going through my head after watching this. Mostly that of a small troll shouting "Boobies !" at the top of his lungs in a high pitched voice.
Oddly enough. They did seem to have done a small bit of research, as “Lemurians” come Crome the mythical island (or planet) known as Lemur. This is a legend right alongside Atlantis.
Fun fact: the original version of lemuria was that of a theoretical continent that connected India, Madagascar and I think for some reason Australia in order to try to explain the dispersal of lemurs (and related primates) before the theory of continental drift took its place as a more sensical answer. The mystical “lemuria” developed out of that originally scientific theory during the esotericism and mysticism craze of the Victorian and Edwardian ages and also spawned ideas such as the mythical continent of Mu and a lot of the beginnings pseudo-mythology that was later taken up by large chunks of the nazi party in Germany later on (though that pseudo-mythology wasn’t really used as genocide justification until they took it up).
I wonder if the band Therion were fans of this film?
I don't know why but, I keep thinking of Monkey Island every time you say Lee Chuck I think of LeChuck and I think that Lee is LeChuck Asian brother or something
0:37 ahh, the same Jim Wynorski who angrily told TH-cam to delete Minty's CHOPPING MALL blu-ray advertisement!
8:49 could that be Thor from STARCRASH? Or is that Garyx' uncle?
10:20 I seriously thought the CHARIOTS OF FIRE running music was going to play.
13:14 my new desktop image.
He did? But its free advertisement for him lol
Oh that Raven De La Croix!!!!!
Love your reviews my friend can't wait to see you're next. At one point I think I watched all of your vids when I stumbled on your channel. Keep up the great work bro
13:18 - Holy crap! That is Angus Scrimm, isn't it? Between this, Phantasm, and Fatal Frames, he has a rather interesting acting resume.
He was also menacing in Mindwarp, which also stars Bruce Campbell.
That dang, thumbnail. I have no words to say but, Dayuuum!!!
That matte painting looks like it comes from the 70s tv series 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century'.
Hey Brandon, next year's turkeys could be "Codename Diablo!". Happy Thanksgiving!
Sadly, Blackie Damnit Passed Away Earlier This Year, Specifically May 12th 2021. RIP Alby.
Dudes giant caterpillar eye brows disappeared the next scene only to be back later lol
Sees thumbnail. ............. I am sold.
Happy day of turkey slaying, eat too much and pass out laying, on the couch in your own juices, getting fatter, what's the use of, Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi,eat the macaroni and cheese, wait til 8 and take a shit,now your Turkey days legit. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!!
ravens son matoux is in the movie
8:50 Hey! It's Thor from Starcrash!
I like how the broad at 10:28 is clearly making airplane noises with her mouth while her arms are stretched out like she's pretending she's flying.
Back in the good old days when saying "Boobies." was enough motivation to make a whole feature length movie.
I would love to know the backstory on how they got Angus Scrimm to star in this. Get on it, Cecil!
At 5:12 is Hop Lee restaurant, located in LA’s Chinatown, it is still operating. Worth a visit for the funky throwback architecture and the food.
Must...find...this....movie !!!!
Adult Entertainment star of the 80's Trinity Loren is in this movie 9:51 holding her shoulder behind Raven
10:30 every actress is going “ouch ouch ouch...”
Since you brought it up in this video, any chance of you reviewing Yor?
Have you ever seen Dracula 1972? I think you could do a good video about that movie. It also features CAROLINE MUNRO.
That's the Christopher Lee vs Peter Cushing one, right?
Yep. Peter Cushing plays Gabriel Van Helsing, a modern day descendant of Abraham Van Helsing.
@@wimvanderstraeten6521 The name of the Van Helsings Cushing plays are "Lawrence Van Helsing" (olden days) and "Lorrimer Van Helsing" (modern day).
Swift, there are three Dracula movies where Lee and Cushing tangle. "Horror of Dracula" (1958), "Dracula A.D. 1972", and "The Satanic Rites of Dracula" (1973).
Caroline Munro..damn was she hot!
True. Gabriel Van Helsing is the name of the character played by Hugh Jackman in the 2004 Van Helsing movie. I got the namex mixed up.
The inspiration for all fanservice related anime😎
That was so ridiculously awful... loved it!!!
Is there a reason you didn't do the "DECAPITATION!" thing when Black Mask wannabe got his head cut off? Are you getting tired of it or something? There's no way you overlooked the opportunity.
You should really check out the Blind Dead movies - Tombs of the Blind Dead, Return of the Blind Dead, The Ghost Galleon, and Night of the Seagulls.
7:23 Love the "I heart my DOG" bumper sticker
Happy Thanksgiving everyone
Wait... The patrion supporter has the last name as the ship in Alien ? That's pretty cool !
Strategic placement of black box duly noted.
Brandon how do those thumbnails keep happening to you?
If that was a visual feast, My eyes are full. My compliments to the chef (thumbnail artist).
I keep expecting to see Sub Zero pop up and smack Brandon after each Mortal Kombat joke.. guess I've watched too much Phelous. Also.. Lee Chuck? LeChuck? AHHH! MONKEY ISLAND! Where's Guybrush when you need him?
I have a craving for milk right now... Not sure why...
i know why 😏 you are wishing to be a baby of one those ladies
12:10 fun fact in the 80s it was still legal to kill baby polar bears so it did in fact require the whole baby polar bear
Hi Brandon, I watched this after seeing your review. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Going to check out some more Jim Wynorski films. Great entertainment. If only there'd been a sequel...
that gorilla suit would have been good in a king kong movie
The ball-headed dude played a bare knuckle fighter opposite Charles Bronson in Hard Times. I love that movie.
9:13, looks like the Seattle Space Needle
Love this! Thanks so much for doing it!
I'd love to see:
"Women in Cages" - early Pam Grier
"Caged Heat 3000"
"Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity"