The first one, at least it was someone who was worried about his dog and did something about it and not just ignored it like way to many people would. Kudos to the dog owner for caring.
Prior Coast Guard here-one of the dumbest missions my unit dealt with was some guy had called in for a flare sighting, but he couldn’t remember the details of what direction it came from. The underway team hung around his front porch (where he had seen it) for about an hour when he excused himself for a smoke. Suddenly, he exclaimed, “There it is! The flare!” It was a window reflection of his lit cigarette. Suffice to say, he was very drunk at the time.
Alright but the 12 year old story is probably for the best she attacked her grandpa and called 911. She was 12, he was 20, and she came home drunk and smelling like weed. Those two when combined are very often used as a date rape cocktail. Who knows what other stuff he gave her. Plus the fact a 12 year old can't consent yes it's probably for the best she called. Hopefully she got the help he needed and dear gramps got a wake up call and learned the definitions of grooming, age of consent, and date rape.
I once called the power company to come out and check our power line because an extremely high pitched sound was being omitted from it. My neighbors also heard it and were concerned. Because it was so high pitched only a few people could actually hear 'the sound'. The power guy couldn't hear it, looked at me like I was crazy and left. Turns out a different neighbor had setup an anti-pest high frequency sound emitter that he swore people couldn't hear. So embarrassing to involve the power company and yes, we made him take it down. At I know I have good hearing.
To be fair I called 911, told the medics calmly my pain was 10/10, they chuckled at me, the pain meds in the ambulance wouldn’t work, they weren’t believing me, then within the first hour of being in the ER they diagnosed me with pancreatitis and DKA. The dr immediately gave me much stronger pain killers (think oxy) and I felt a bit better. I told them I had a high pain tolerance, they just didn’t fricken listen. I get that people fake things, so they’re used to assuming you’re making shit up if you’re not moaning and groaning, or not moaning and groaning enough, but for fuck sakes.
Same thing I said 10/10, felt like someone was stabbing me in my right side but the paramedic doctor said my blood sugar and ketones weren't high enough for DKa and the ER doctor said the same so they sent me home . A few days later, I was in a diabetic coma from DKA
Probably because 1. A 12 year old can't consent to sex. 2. Weed and alcohol used together are often used as a date rape cocktail. Plus the fact she went nuclear when confronted maybe she was on something else too. 3. Grandpa didn't seem at all concerned that his very minor daughter was drugged and likely raped and instead went to punishing her. Yeah probably for the best she called 911.
The Peanut Butter Balls story is kind of wholesome. The mother is trying to desperately to get the EMT to take her son's meds. Maybe she is illiterate but...I don't feel like that story deserves to be on that thread.
A kid having a seizure fit isn't a dumb thing to call an ambulance for, and I don't think mispronouncing the name of the meds necessarily makes her stupid either.
I was waiting outside my apartment building for a friend who was picking me up one lovely summer day. I kept hearing someone speaking in the closest apartment but it sounded like an amplified voice. A second, very feeble voice was heard between the amplified voice speaking. Turned out that my across the hall neighbour, who is disabled following a stroke, had one of those emergency response panic buttons, and had fallen off the toilet and become wedged between the toilet and a wall. He had been there for almost an hour. The acoustics in his apartment meant that the service that responded to his call could not understand what the poor man was saying. I ended up asking him if I could help, and ultimately passed on his words to the service that was on speakerphone. Poor bugger finally got help, but had developed blood clots in his legs from the awful position in which he had landed coming off the toilet. He spent a few days in hospital while they treated him with anticoagulants, but wasn't damaged in the long run. Weirdest day I have ever experienced, but I was pleased to have helped the old guy.
I know nothing of the horse you write of but I do have one sitting out in my backyard that has had 2 separate 911 calls with 2 different owners and was a participant in a medivac of one of her previous owners( wasn’t her fault, stupid humans with no brains) Poor horse has been through the ringer! Impaled on T-post had to be cut off fence massive wounds Second rescue was last summer. She picked the latch on her corral and decided to play catch me if you can! Ended up getting bit by electric fence and panicked in the wrong direction. Ran across a old mobile home floor that was ground set on the end she tried to run across. Ended up badly cut up and buried up to her belly in the floor. Had to call for help to cut her out. Then spent hours cleaning tiny chunks of rotten particle board and dirt out of wounds. $600.00 later she’s all healed up!
@@ninabriesch4184 maybe that nickname for an ambulance was new to the original poster in this thread and one person who replied to the question on Reddit.
yes my father looks amusingly drunk whenever his blood sugar crashes. One time my youngest sister had friends over for a sleepover, Dad came into the kitchen and laid down on the floor acting like a bad ham actor in a death scene. My sisters friends where freaking out. my sister just walked over stepping over him to the cupboard and pulled out the honey, said something about dads overacting, and just poured some honey into his mouth.
I truly, truly don't understand the erotic injuries a lot of people get! There is a toy out there for anything and many websites have some kind of anonymous order system. (I think, but hey if your an adult then find a site that does.) The peanut butter guy could've just ordered a flesh light and put water in it for that oral feel or whatever. And people there are toys for urethra stuff. Gez, I'm flabbergasted that there are very safe ways to get your freak on and people choose the impromptu way and now have to go to the hospital with an embarrassing story. I'd rather have to explain that a butt plug broke in my butt then lie to a doctor about why there is a cucumber up there. They will not believe your story and know why it's there anyway. Oh well, more fun for us listeners.
Well it be just never getting the eduication to them. You have to see it to realize it. As basic,straight sex eduication. Ha let alone anything else most likely never be taught.
@@IamayMizono Just a point of clarification, that's a George Carlin classic. "Realize how dumb the average person is. Now, understand that half the population is even STUPIDER than that!" (goofy wide eyed expression and blink a couple times to emphasize)... George was a master! ;o)
@@IamayMizono You're welcome... I'm only sorry I couldn't immediately reference which routine or clip it's from and give you a link. It's what made Carlin a comic genius, and I think everyone should share. ;o)
This is a rerun, I remember the "peanut butter balls" and the one about the guy who ran the tarantula up his butt. lol I have a story. My mom's sister-in-law once told her about the time her mom, who had alzheimer's, called the police and told them she killed her daughter, chopped up her body, and stuffed the remains in several garbage bags and to come get them in the back. Needless to say, after steeling themselves to witness something horrendous, the cops who showed up were relieved to find only bags of garbage. This was when she was beginning to get too weird to live on her own and soon afterwards my mom's sister-in-law and her siblings made the decision to place her in the nursing home.
The 17 year old with E.D. isn't that stupid. (Calling the ambulance kind of was). It actually can be a sign that you are pretty sick. If you're a guy and can't get it up and have some seemingly unrelated symptom, like a small rash on your back that won't go away, headache, etc... You could have a serious infection. At 19 it ended up being a 'warning' that I had an inner ear infection. Couldn't get it up, next day felt like someone was stabbing a pencil into my ear. One of the first questions I was asked by the doctor was if I could get an erection. Had a friend that thought he had E.D.; turned out he had a raging bacterial skin infection for like 2 years. E.D. cleared up when the 'rash' cleared up.
Not my story but a friend in America. Got a call about a guy stuck in a Jacuzzi . Turned out the guy had taken one of the covers off one of the inlets for the water to be sucked in and stuck his.... 😉 inside. Apparently he was trying to get a little alone time with the hot tub and got stuck. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:16 Ive learned babies can be killed by so much weird shit if I was a first time parent I could probably have made that call out of fear of being a child killer.
A local hospital every so often gets a drunk person proclaiming, "My legs are turning blue!!!!" Nurse wipes said legs with alchohol wipe. Blue comes off. "You're wearing brand new blue jeans, aren't you?" Drunk is amazed: "How did you know that??" The dye had come off onto their sweaty legs.🤦🤣
The first time I saw someone using airpods during a phonecall they were on I thought they were talking to themselves and that they had some problems until I snuck up behind the bench they were at and heard someone on the other end that was speaking with them, and I was in 6'th grade at the time so very few people had airpods at the time and I was (and still am) really good at sneaking up on people. This reminds me of how I used to (and sometimes still do) use very unconventional tactics in nerf was and I was (and still am) very good at improvising in nerf wars/ airsoft battles, and my friends were always so baffled at the things I would do in order to win. An example of these improvised and unconventional tactics: I jammed my gun so I threw my gun at the opponent and flung a fist full of nerf darts at them while screaming and hollering.
This might be a bit controversial; but are we supposed to laugh when people either (1) start throwing frozen objects at their SO or (2) start throwing heated food at their SO? It's not less assault just because it is a woman throwing objects at a man, considering that bodily harm can easily be a consequence in case of either situations.
Loved the story of the guy who ended up in a tree that had a broken ankle! English is my native tongue. I've always enjoyed how word-order and grammar can skew the meaning of a sentence.
I used to have a scanner... and I actually caught the messages back and forth about rescuing a guy who'd managed to LOCK his C*** in the door of a chest freezer... ...I got rid of the damn thing when I heard the call from a local farmer (hand, maybe?) who's son's junk was stuck in a sheep. ;o)
I honestly don't see calling emergency services for an elderly person slurring their words and acting strange to be that dumb. If they hadn't called and it had been a diabetic emergency or a stroke timely intervention would be so important
I wonder if she thought that they literally had peanuts as an ingredient, or if she assumed that it was a weird medical slang that the paramedics would understand? Maybe she didn't even think about that, and was just like, "Cool. They're peanut butter balls."
She was a 12 year old who was drugged and raped by an older man. She wasn't a partying 16 year old she was groomed by an adult at a very young age and given substances that when used together make a common date rape cocktail. Good thing she called 911 because I don't think dear granpa would have. She was the victim of multiple serious crimes at THE VERY LEAST
My Mum and I sometimes say "If what happened to you was your own fault or not an act of God, you should pay a little extra come the next time you have to fill out your Taxes"
been lucky last few times went to the er was no waiting but nothing that would kill me even though i had to go by ambo mostly do to the fact i cant wait unless im on a bed so waiting means they have to wait to. lucky its been a few years for me. and sad no horse we wanted to see the 2nd floor horse
Yo uproot, you ok man? We need to start u a go fund me or something? I was watching ads and every once in awhile, if I timed it just right, I’d hear a story.
The first one, at least it was someone who was worried about his dog and did something about it and not just ignored it like way to many people would. Kudos to the dog owner for caring.
The exact kind of person that SHOULD have pets
Prior Coast Guard here-one of the dumbest missions my unit dealt with was some guy had called in for a flare sighting, but he couldn’t remember the details of what direction it came from. The underway team hung around his front porch (where he had seen it) for about an hour when he excused himself for a smoke. Suddenly, he exclaimed, “There it is! The flare!”
It was a window reflection of his lit cigarette. Suffice to say, he was very drunk at the time.
Alright but the 12 year old story is probably for the best she attacked her grandpa and called 911. She was 12, he was 20, and she came home drunk and smelling like weed. Those two when combined are very often used as a date rape cocktail. Who knows what other stuff he gave her. Plus the fact a 12 year old can't consent yes it's probably for the best she called. Hopefully she got the help he needed and dear gramps got a wake up call and learned the definitions of grooming, age of consent, and date rape.
I once called the power company to come out and check our power line because an extremely high pitched sound was being omitted from it. My neighbors also heard it and were concerned. Because it was so high pitched only a few people could actually hear 'the sound'. The power guy couldn't hear it, looked at me like I was crazy and left. Turns out a different neighbor had setup an anti-pest high frequency sound emitter that he swore people couldn't hear. So embarrassing to involve the power company and yes, we made him take it down. At I know I have good hearing.
To be fair I called 911, told the medics calmly my pain was 10/10, they chuckled at me, the pain meds in the ambulance wouldn’t work, they weren’t believing me, then within the first hour of being in the ER they diagnosed me with pancreatitis and DKA. The dr immediately gave me much stronger pain killers (think oxy) and I felt a bit better. I told them I had a high pain tolerance, they just didn’t fricken listen. I get that people fake things, so they’re used to assuming you’re making shit up if you’re not moaning and groaning, or not moaning and groaning enough, but for fuck sakes.
Same thing I said 10/10, felt like someone was stabbing me in my right side but the paramedic doctor said my blood sugar and ketones weren't high enough for DKa and the ER doctor said the same so they sent me home . A few days later, I was in a diabetic coma from DKA
Dude the 12 years old does not sit right with me it disturbs me so deeply
It sounds like a messed up situation
Probably because 1. A 12 year old can't consent to sex. 2. Weed and alcohol used together are often used as a date rape cocktail. Plus the fact she went nuclear when confronted maybe she was on something else too. 3. Grandpa didn't seem at all concerned that his very minor daughter was drugged and likely raped and instead went to punishing her. Yeah probably for the best she called 911.
The Peanut Butter Balls story is kind of wholesome. The mother is trying to desperately to get the EMT to take her son's meds. Maybe she is illiterate but...I don't feel like that story deserves to be on that thread.
Yeah, that's more than most people remember. Ask any pharmacist and they get refill requests for "those little white pills"
A kid having a seizure fit isn't a dumb thing to call an ambulance for, and I don't think mispronouncing the name of the meds necessarily makes her stupid either.
I think she just called them that so the kid would take his meds ever given a pill to kid , it doesnt go well usually lol
I was waiting outside my apartment building for a friend who was picking me up one lovely summer day. I kept hearing someone speaking in the closest apartment but it sounded like an amplified voice. A second, very feeble voice was heard between the amplified voice speaking. Turned out that my across the hall neighbour, who is disabled following a stroke, had one of those emergency response panic buttons, and had fallen off the toilet and become wedged between the toilet and a wall. He had been there for almost an hour. The acoustics in his apartment meant that the service that responded to his call could not understand what the poor man was saying. I ended up asking him if I could help, and ultimately passed on his words to the service that was on speakerphone. Poor bugger finally got help, but had developed blood clots in his legs from the awful position in which he had landed coming off the toilet. He spent a few days in hospital while they treated him with anticoagulants, but wasn't damaged in the long run. Weirdest day I have ever experienced, but I was pleased to have helped the old guy.
5:22 'the inside of his house becomes dusty'
Then close your frickin windows or at least leave them a crack open
I only clicked for the horse
Edit: I'm disappointed, no horse.
I only clicked for the horse too
I know nothing of the horse you write of but I do have one sitting out in my backyard that has had 2 separate 911 calls with 2 different owners and was a participant in a medivac of one of her previous owners( wasn’t her fault, stupid humans with no brains)
Poor horse has been through the ringer!
Impaled on T-post had to be cut off fence massive wounds
Second rescue was last summer. She picked the latch on her corral and decided to play catch me if you can!
Ended up getting bit by electric fence and panicked in the wrong direction. Ran across a old mobile home floor that was ground set on the end she tried to run across. Ended up badly cut up and buried up to her belly in the floor. Had to call for help to cut her out. Then spent hours cleaning tiny chunks of rotten particle board and dirt out of wounds.
$600.00 later she’s all healed up!
Me too.
I know. I really wanted to know how it got up on the balcony.
The wee-woo
The boo-boo bus
Thanks Reddit for some new terms for an ambulance!
The boo-boo bus is old as frick.
@@ninabriesch4184 maybe that nickname for an ambulance was new to the original poster in this thread and one person who replied to the question on Reddit.
yes my father looks amusingly drunk whenever his blood sugar crashes. One time my youngest sister had friends over for a sleepover, Dad came into the kitchen and laid down on the floor acting like a bad ham actor in a death scene. My sisters friends where freaking out. my sister just walked over stepping over him to the cupboard and pulled out the honey, said something about dads overacting, and just poured some honey into his mouth.
I truly, truly don't understand the erotic injuries a lot of people get! There is a toy out there for anything and many websites have some kind of anonymous order system. (I think, but hey if your an adult then find a site that does.) The peanut butter guy could've just ordered a flesh light and put water in it for that oral feel or whatever. And people there are toys for urethra stuff. Gez, I'm flabbergasted that there are very safe ways to get your freak on and people choose the impromptu way and now have to go to the hospital with an embarrassing story. I'd rather have to explain that a butt plug broke in my butt then lie to a doctor about why there is a cucumber up there. They will not believe your story and know why it's there anyway. Oh well, more fun for us listeners.
Well it be just never getting the eduication to them. You have to see it to realize it. As basic,straight sex eduication. Ha let alone anything else most likely never be taught.
@@AllenTax how did the saying go? "Realize how dumb the average person is and know that everyone else is even dumber." Something like that
@@IamayMizono Just a point of clarification, that's a George Carlin classic. "Realize how dumb the average person is. Now, understand that half the population is even STUPIDER than that!" (goofy wide eyed expression and blink a couple times to emphasize)... George was a master! ;o)
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 thank you, that is exactly the saying I was referencing
@@IamayMizono You're welcome... I'm only sorry I couldn't immediately reference which routine or clip it's from and give you a link. It's what made Carlin a comic genius, and I think everyone should share. ;o)
This is a rerun, I remember the "peanut butter balls" and the one about the guy who ran the tarantula up his butt. lol
I have a story. My mom's sister-in-law once told her about the time her mom, who had alzheimer's, called the police and told them she killed her daughter, chopped up her body, and stuffed the remains in several garbage bags and to come get them in the back. Needless to say, after steeling themselves to witness something horrendous, the cops who showed up were relieved to find only bags of garbage. This was when she was beginning to get too weird to live on her own and soon afterwards my mom's sister-in-law and her siblings made the decision to place her in the nursing home.
The 17 year old with E.D. isn't that stupid. (Calling the ambulance kind of was). It actually can be a sign that you are pretty sick. If you're a guy and can't get it up and have some seemingly unrelated symptom, like a small rash on your back that won't go away, headache, etc... You could have a serious infection.
At 19 it ended up being a 'warning' that I had an inner ear infection. Couldn't get it up, next day felt like someone was stabbing a pencil into my ear. One of the first questions I was asked by the doctor was if I could get an erection.
Had a friend that thought he had E.D.; turned out he had a raging bacterial skin infection for like 2 years. E.D. cleared up when the 'rash' cleared up.
Not my story but a friend in America.
Got a call about a guy stuck in a Jacuzzi . Turned out the guy had taken one of the covers off one of the inlets for the water to be sucked in and stuck his.... 😉 inside. Apparently he was trying to get a little alone time with the hot tub and got stuck. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy is such a loner he tried to have sex with a hot tub
@@trophymaster1330 apparently
@Erin Bliss sums up my response as well. Poor guy.. Hope he got a lady / guy friend in the future... Sucks to be alone. ;p
Hello brother Trinidadian.
@@randomstuff8149 sup?
3:16 Ive learned babies can be killed by so much weird shit if I was a first time parent I could probably have made that call out of fear of being a child killer.
A local hospital every so often gets a drunk person proclaiming, "My legs are turning blue!!!!"
Nurse wipes said legs with alchohol wipe. Blue comes off. "You're wearing brand new blue jeans, aren't you?"
Drunk is amazed: "How did you know that??"
The dye had come off onto their sweaty legs.🤦🤣
The sheer stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze, confuse, and confound me.
3:06 To be fair, concentrated soaps and detergents can irritate your skin, but still.
How is it even possible to cut your hand on a candle? What kind of alchemy do you have to do to get wax that sharp?
The first time I saw someone using airpods during a phonecall they were on I thought they were talking to themselves and that they had some problems until I snuck up behind the bench they were at and heard someone on the other end that was speaking with them, and I was in 6'th grade at the time so very few people had airpods at the time and I was (and still am) really good at sneaking up on people. This reminds me of how I used to (and sometimes still do) use very unconventional tactics in nerf was and I was (and still am) very good at improvising in nerf wars/ airsoft battles, and my friends were always so baffled at the things I would do in order to win. An example of these improvised and unconventional tactics: I jammed my gun so I threw my gun at the opponent and flung a fist full of nerf darts at them while screaming and hollering.
This might be a bit controversial; but are we supposed to laugh when people either (1) start throwing frozen objects at their SO or (2) start throwing heated food at their SO?
It's not less assault just because it is a woman throwing objects at a man, considering that bodily harm can easily be a consequence in case of either situations.
Exactly. It’s not funny or cute. Abuse is abuse, regardless of gender, and it shouldn’t be controversial to say it.
4:16 I laughed since she said the name wrong and called them peanut butter balls!
"Someone needs to tell that girl how to use her mouth". Just lost it.. wow that's funny
Loved the story of the guy who ended up in a tree that had a broken ankle! English is my native tongue. I've always enjoyed how word-order and grammar can skew the meaning of a sentence.
I remember hearing about a guy in china who got his mini me stuck in a hole of some park table.
I used to have a scanner... and I actually caught the messages back and forth about rescuing a guy who'd managed to LOCK his C*** in the door of a chest freezer...
...I got rid of the damn thing when I heard the call from a local farmer (hand, maybe?) who's son's junk was stuck in a sheep. ;o)
2:50 "Look! She was coming, I was coming, the train was coming, but the TRAIN had brakes!"
This video has so many "Well that's enough internet for today" stories.
Guy tryd played that dog a fool dog doubles down
30 years ago you'd look at some-one talking to themselves, you'd go hhmm...nowadays, oh, okay talking on blue-tooth.
I honestly don't see calling emergency services for an elderly person slurring their words and acting strange to be that dumb. If they hadn't called and it had been a diabetic emergency or a stroke timely intervention would be so important
Ambulances go wee-woo or nee-naw.
Probably the best Reddit video I’ve listened to
How the fuck did that horse even get up there?!
And after dealing with crap like this for 45 years in health care I finally retired before going postal
Reddit bot voice: Fas-A-Buk
Super Mario: **stairs in bot Italian**
Peanut butter balls...and dear god, that woman reproduced... *shudder*
Honestly, could be an easy mistake to make.
I wonder if she thought that they literally had peanuts as an ingredient, or if she assumed that it was a weird medical slang that the paramedics would understand?
Maybe she didn't even think about that, and was just like, "Cool. They're peanut butter balls."
we had a fire drill at school (we all knew it was a drill) and some kid decided to call 911. two fire engines came with flashing lights and everything
I mean, I'm allergic to tide soap, so if I spilled it and was walking around in it, something might need to happen
Me too! That, Fabreeze, Bath and Body Works candles. 😱
Plus, concentrated soaps and detergents can irritate your skin even if you aren't allergic.
These people must have some special type of insurance to cover the cost of an unnecessary ambulance ride
It's people like this that make me wish we still had a "Debtor's Prison". ;o)
$4.00 a month added to every household trash bill a month in Tulsa Ok
Pretty affordable for everyone.
@@ovienetz2158 Not for everyone.
This make me feel a lot smarter.
The thumbnail made me lol
Oh my.. that drunk 12yr old will be a teen mom..
She was a 12 year old who was drugged and raped by an older man. She wasn't a partying 16 year old she was groomed by an adult at a very young age and given substances that when used together make a common date rape cocktail. Good thing she called 911 because I don't think dear granpa would have. She was the victim of multiple serious crimes at THE VERY LEAST
"A pigeon is stuck in a whale"
DON'T SAY IT
So we’re referring to emergency services as the wee-woo now? Ok then.
I always hear it in Patrick Star’s voice when I read it.
The kiwi approves!
I thought calling an ambulance in the US can bankrupt someone its not free???
there ain't no Juan here
Mötley Crüe. Nice👌
The uhhhh... the sweatpants baby?
How gnarly does your dump need to be to mistake it for a fetus?
Hey, in my defense, the toaster threatened to burn the world in nuclear fire again
If you can't trust a toaster bent on world destruction, who can you trust?
My Mum and I sometimes say "If what happened to you was your own fault or not an act of God, you should pay a little extra come the next time you have to fill out your Taxes"
Gotta appreciate J U A N in the thumbnail
Thank you so very much for your video 😊.
Labor Yeti 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Me sees
Me:now how the heck did he get through the door without being cuaght!?
Got to say I love your videos.
juan.
Boo boo bus lmao
been lucky last few times went to the er was no waiting but nothing that would kill me even though i had to go by ambo mostly do to the fact i cant wait unless im on a bed so waiting means they have to wait to. lucky its been a few years for me. and sad no horse we wanted to see the 2nd floor horse
I know someone who could have been labour yeti but it's very unlikely
😆
Yo uproot, you ok man? We need to start u a go fund me or something? I was watching ads and every once in awhile, if I timed it just right, I’d hear a story.
Ok, so I'm used to stupid. But this video is incredibly triggering for some reason.
Bich I had a kidney stone and called it a 8 XD although I'm well known for downplaying pain
J U A N
Juan.
Thumbnail: Juan.
Juan
Nice 👍🏾
post the reddit link
juan
I love the thumbnail but I'm mad.
Wee-woo
I clicked because Juan
Why is my homie juan on the thumbnail
I’m assuming they meant the glass jar large candles like Yankee Candles come in
PP time
Nut not here.
*j u a n*
language
The fuq is the thumbnail
*He* is Juan.
FIRST
Early
GIT RID OF THE FRICKING ADS!!!!!!
Juan.
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Juan.