@@willster2967 I'm not gonna get into an argument over this, but a 19 y.o and a 17 (almost 18) y.o isn't a crime. He wasn't even that popular at the time, so I'd hardly say he was "using his fame to manipulate her." They we both dumb teens, for fuck sake. Carson's learned from his mistakes, and has apologized to everyone harmed. Move on.
My computer bugged out and froze in the middle of one of Carson's "DUDE"s and just repeated a split second of it, like in The Mandela Catalogue and it was terrifying. I had to shut down my computer and restart it I was slightly prepared for it, since I didn't have anything important open, and it's happened before on the school-issued laptop I had before, but it was still terrifying, and I thought it was part of the editing at first
hope to see more like these in the future! really holds up the old cmc feeling while keeping it just as funny, if not funnier, with a completely new cast. keep up the good work
@@thescruffinator8830 nah, I like Carson but he lied to his boys and fucked them over as business partners. But Jawsh was right, Noah really shouldn’t have gone to keem.
The guys in latex suits at 6:32 are the band Primus, and the song the film clip is from is Whynona's big brown beaver. They actually play the song in those suits which is just nuts
"This is for all the German folks out there."
Gif is in Dutch🤣
It's okay I get the confussion
Yeah I was trying to see if I could read it and I was like "none of these are German words"
dutch really is just the soft version of german too be fair, getting them confused is understandable
@@DaNintendude It says. "Thank you for your friendship the past year." Lmao
@Cheese uh no
I could still understand it but I was so confused at first
8:47 i like how everyone thinks dutch is german but the gif roughly translates to "thanks for your friendship over the past year"
g e k o l o n i s e e r d
@@BastiaanNetjes g e k o l o n i - f u c k i n g - s e e r d
@@BastiaanNetjes stop
@@arson4852 nooit
Yuh
this one had me ROFL’lin! keep up the good work man!
onitnivag
it caught me off guard when carson said both of our names lol
the tragedy
I love this older style of content from you. Great to see it again!
@Diprophase i see youve finally emerged from the rock you were under
Slapstyle?!?
: O
@Seriously? the good ol' days
@Seriously? Greatest laugh track of all time
@@tastylemon16 Haiiii
I’m glad he’s making more of these types of videos again, I honestly thought it’d be a long time till he made another one
ok
@@PlanetComputer ok
Ok
@@PlanetComputer ok
ok
I like how these guys manage to make the most bland stuff funny through commentary
Its adventure in my head
damn this guy look kinda familiar
so do you 🤨
Who could it have been?!
im ngl i didnt know you had 150k subs as we played crab
Yeah I think he runs the CallNeCarsonPLUS channel
botted/bought account, you just want attention
"Wake up" is funny, but "kidney stones" is a vastly funnier statement.
Wake up is more surreal, it's funnier imo lol
organ failure is a good one too
**fervently taking notes**
Domestic violence
green iphone
i love how y'all went from "banana prices" to "i shot my wife" in a matter of seconds
"For all the German people out there."
Proceeds to show a Dutch gif
Dutch people are water type Germans
Same thing tbh
@@highdefinition450 nah germans cant ice skate man smh my head dude
@@schomple9384 you come to germany right now, and i'll show you that i can
ikr
CALL ME CARSON DID IT AGAIN HE PUT A 9/11 JOKE AT 9:11 LAST TIME IT WAS AT THE ILLEGAL VIDEO GAME CARTRIDGE NOW THIS
Carson the menace
No way
You say that like it's a crime he's going to repeat.
Ubiquitous. 😩
I wish I had those incredibly cursed nightmare fuel "wake up" gifs. They're so powerful.
Carson back at it again with the consistent masterpieces.
right on
@Seriously? yea thats the point of this video.. him and his friend group send in cursed gifs to laugh at...
@Seriously? respect the dedication for commenting this over and over again
carson back at it again at the krispy creme 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
hi ian
Carson coming back strong!! Glad to have you back with this video format :)
i miss the old crew… doesn’t mean it’s bad content though, you’re doing great Carson.
Don't worry, we have Not Jawsh
not the same charm but still pretty funny imo
who's in this crew?
@@tumultoustortellini the people in the video are in the description :)
Yuh
6:33 "Who are these guys?"
That's Primus.
If anyone is wondering who they are and want an answer.
and that clip is from their song Wynona's big brown beaver and they also are the creators of South Parks theme song
primus sucks
Lets go Carson is back with this type of videos, ive been on a binge of his old discord stuff and im so glad this is back
Not as good since these ppl aren’t as funny
Those were the days :(
@@TimothyGreenRiot well the funny ones kinda ditched him when trouble arose so I doubt they're on good terms
@@highdefinition450 yeah they are all just really horrible friends for doing that
atleast they didn't ditch him when he needed support
3:52 you can tell the first sorry was like, almost half genuine.
"This is for the German people out there"
*puts in a Dutch gif*
Thats what I was saying
Love these kind of videos, glad youre back Carson
"I have no idea..."
- Nic, 2022
8:50 The german gif (which is actually Dutch) says "Thank you for your friendship over the past year"
I can't explain how happy I am to see this man making vids again
Boy
@@highdefinition450 Boy
@@highdefinition450 Gorl
nonbody daajsjed
man carson really back on his old shit with a whole new goon squad
just a whole gaggle of clowns with a combined subscriber count of 3000. what a mad lad.
Hopefully this time they don't abandon him
@@DankManPlays
Hopefully this time he keeps it in his pants with his fans
@@willster2967 I'm not gonna get into an argument over this, but a 19 y.o and a 17 (almost 18) y.o isn't a crime. He wasn't even that popular at the time, so I'd hardly say he was "using his fame to manipulate her." They we both dumb teens, for fuck sake. Carson's learned from his mistakes, and has apologized to everyone harmed. Move on.
@@willster2967 hopefully people don't overreact
Back to back bangers.
Factual
Not a good video it didn’t feature cereal when haves milk.
@@liamwelsh4665 wood fired pizza? how will pizza get a job now?
I love how the gif at 8:50 isnt even german. its fucking dutch
But what does it say
so fucking annoying how people keep confusing the languages
@@colfdralegend something like "thanks for your friendship you're a good friend, bff"
@@phantorv1210 It's "Thanks for your friendship from the past year, Bff."
@@phantorv1210 You can't blame a native English speaker for getting Dutch and German confused as they share quite a few similarities
"garfield implodes" is one of the funniest 2-word strings out there
4:16 There is always something in every Carson video that disturbs me.
thATS HOMOHPBNIOIC
wouldn’t call myself a huge fan of Carson, but its good to see that you’re back and in good spirits man
@@arthurbuilds4584 u good bro
@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro is anyone ok when pedos are allowed to make money?
@@arthurbuilds4584 LMAO
@@arthurbuilds4584 well atleast you're conscious about it lol
@@arthurbuilds4584 my brother in Christ YOU OVERREACTED AT THE ALLEGATIONS
11:39 Garfield visits Hiroshima on August 6, 1945
dematerialization
cry about it = primus' "wynona's big brown beaver"
also the 'german text' is actually dutch and says "thanks for your friendship of the past year".
(no, it's not correct syntax in dutch either.)
The cartoon sound effects over the “wake up” gifs is the best way to wake up everyone on sublevel 7
My computer bugged out and froze in the middle of one of Carson's "DUDE"s and just repeated a split second of it, like in The Mandela Catalogue and it was terrifying. I had to shut down my computer and restart it
I was slightly prepared for it, since I didn't have anything important open, and it's happened before on the school-issued laptop I had before, but it was still terrifying, and I thought it was part of the editing at first
These types of videos are always hilarious lol
And by the way, those guys ( 6:32 ) were Primus
Jerry was a Racecar Driver
@@UZIKING Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Primus sucks
Yes.
my name is mud, i mean my name jeff
7:13 wow Carson does a good duke nukem impression
Yo, I'm glad you're making these types of vids again Carson I've been rewatching your old ones a lot. Also I love the new crew man they're great
It took Carson 3 years to finally fix his upload schedule, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!1!!
if only he waited 3 years for something else
@@rakcity9279 bruh
cmon 🗿
@@rakcity9279 bruh...
@@rakcity9279 lmfao
@@rakcity9279 this nigga only got 2 comments on this channel and both are about the goofy ass controversy 🤡
If anybody was wondering, the band on 6:32 is Primus and the song is called Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.
Primus sucks!
11:00 bro hasn't had water in days
hope to see more like these in the future! really holds up the old cmc feeling while keeping it just as funny, if not funnier, with a completely new cast. keep up the good work
it has honestly been so long since i have laughed that hard at a youtube video from any creator. thank you for coming back.
I like hearing the little nintendo songs you put in, I heard route 201 at 9:47 and I love it
8:00 bro almost choked to death on a goldfish
Seeing Carson return back and improved. Makes my day.
did i ask + ratio
@@rickgabriel8758 who asked you to speak?. Oh what's that nobody. So do yourself a favor and zip it.
@@sinisterisrandom8537 "zip it" 🤓
why do people say "did i ask"? you arent royalty, people dont need your permission to speak.
10:41 New song from Ed Sheeran “I’m in Love with the smell of you”
I missed these vids man, thanks for comin back Carson :) glad you're hangin with some good friends
Emphasis on the "good" lol. Hopefully these guys don't turn on him and talk shit on drama alert like schlatt and the others did.
@@thescruffinator8830 nah, I like Carson but he lied to his boys and fucked them over as business partners. But Jawsh was right, Noah really shouldn’t have gone to keem.
@@mal8359 How did he screw them over as business partners? Legitimately curious because I haven't heard about anything like that.
Bob was easily the most cursed GIF out of all of them…
6:44 the intense silence and the octopus waving 💀
Congrats on 2.8 million subscribers! Been here since 3.3 million
Now 2.7 million
doesnt desderve it for bneing a groomer
Now 2,61 millon
Words cannot describe how happy I am to see Carson back again. Good to see you again king.
The GIF from 6:32 is Primus, from their Music Video Wynonas Big Brown Beaver. Cause they're wacky and I love em.
4:10 As an Indian who goes back to India for summer holidays (usually), I can fully confirm that this is very normal behaviour.
Oh man, missed this kind of videos, great to have You back King
The flashbang Garfield was amazing XDD
I think it's like a gamer rule to have a stash of weird ass gifs on discord.
4:48 umm actually, that's a 2019 Maserati Ghibli S Q4 🤓
I missed these type of videos SO much! Glad to see he´s making these again.
“This is for the german people out there”
*shows dutch GIF*
That outro left me paralyzed for a second there
Lmao who are you???
@@ItsThankful_ Lmao who are you???
The constant spamming of the phobia themes from Omori makes these golden
11:25 loki send me this pls
10:21
"unhihihehie HRUURUNHYTG"
I'm happy to see you're back! I'll miss the old gang, but I'm happy to see you all having fun!
12:40
Dont eat my child 🤓
But seriously, we have to talk about the banana prices lately, Carson and the gang is right, banana prices have been so high lately
I don’t know why but the way Carson says “it’s bobo” is stuck in my head for some reason and I can’t stop laughing whenever I think of it
9:30 *"I miss her"*
@Everan_ sorry man I'm gonna need matpat for this one
7:20
6:31 that’s Primus. Really good band with a weird sense of humor and a amazing bass player.
Cereal when no milk: 🦴
Cereal when haves milk: 🍖
Glad to see Carson is back! I can already tell there are more funny videos to come
These are the off brand versions of his old friends
"That's for the German folks out there"
Proceeds to put a danish gift card in chat
"This is for the German folks out there" *proceeds to put gif with Dutch text*
I'm really happy to see people forgive Carson, in my opinion I don't think he ever deserved hate
he was talking to a minor lmao he deserved it
Same
same
It was something nobody would've cared about if he wasn't internet famous. Whole scandal was ridiculous.
he shouldnt havwe been a groomer
happy to see you back Carson. gonna be some time for us to get use to the new cast but nonetheless glad this show is back again
Loki is low key the most respectable furry out there.
nio
"Respectable furry" is an oxymoron.
Honestly the vibe of the squad has not changed at all. I still feel like I’m watching old videos.
2:53 bro, I was watching this on a green iPhone 13 💀
Babe, wake up. New Calzone upload.
I cant believe carson didnt make a cereal when no milk joke at he garfield being skinny gif
8:40 that's dutch not German!!! I am now gonna destroy your mailbox
Oh shut up
10:47
Finally he can fix the banana prices
I am very excited to see the developments of CallMeCarson Season 2
Do not eat or drink while watching this video I just blasted sprite out of my nose like a shotgun and there were McChicken chunks in it.
Pros of Carson’s new upload schedule:
More uploads, better for the YT algorithm
Cons:
No more “cant wait for the next video next year” jokes
Happy you're back at it again Carson! Always a treat to see you upload :P
08:50 - "This is for our German friends", all the Dutch people "I guess I can't read this".
I love texting my friends weird awful gifs IMO the DreamSMP ones are the most nightmare fuel
True
he is the son of a car and he’s watching discord gifs
truly amazing content
Missed these types of videos. Great to see again
I would kill for someone to make all those gifs available on tenor or Imgur or something. New discord reactions goin crazy bro
The guys in latex suits at 6:32 are the band Primus, and the song the film clip is from is Whynona's big brown beaver. They actually play the song in those suits which is just nuts
Primus sucks
"the cycle never stops" implies the jars are pouring into eachother using gavin as a puppet
2:03 that's just a gay priest, who wants to reset the universe
One step closer to heaven
@@MrGoose-cz9gm underrated reply
Good for you Carson, it's just not the same sadly. But that's just me, glad you're back
oh man I clicked on this as soon as I saw it in my recommendations , miss these videos alot man , good to see you back Carson :)
"Who are those guys?"
My brother in Christ, that's Primus.
Me when there is a new callmecarson video: 0:07
Im starting to love this new crew. Keep making incredible shitposts like this and I will keep on watching 😂
this is one of the best videos I've ever seen I'm serious I cried laughing