Funny Motivational Quotes
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- quotes from real people and real doctors
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Funny Motivational Quotes - บันเทิง
I'm literally crying at Carson genuinely afraid he was going to shit his pants
The brown note
I was legitimately scared
@@CallMeCarson stay strong big guy, the brown note cant hurt you
I SHAT
@@LovesickF4wn but I can
Carson’s humor hasn’t changed in 4 years lmao
Neither have ours, his fans
That's kind of normal for a human so yes
@@ultra3163 isaacwhy pfp
based
its just gotten worse lol
@@OwenDaBro11 ?
Carson's laughter can change the most stale thing into the funniest one
Lol
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Sadly it all went downhill and he’s not as funny anymore
@@tocraft573 nobody asked
@@entomoaugust06 So I said
Seeing the mouse shake into view at 12:31 from Carson laughing and hitting the desk is an absolute gem.
@@reallebron236 I'm sorry you feel that way. Personally, I believe that Carson has more than given back and apologized for his actions. He was gone for quite a while, and in that time myself and many others have gotten the chance to think over his actions. It gave plenty of time to research the situation and for me to come to my own conclusion. I completely agree that the situation was bad, and that he made a very large mistake. However, as a minor myself (if it isn't obvious, duh) I think that what he did and what he was accused of was a very large leap.
I understand your opinion, but I think it would be better suited to put your energy directly towards these creators, especially ones who haven't actually apologized. May I suggest getting mad at MiniLadd?
Sorry for the long reply to a four word and two emoji comment. Have a nice day!
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Coming up with absurdly random and unhinged quotes is something that is *so* fitting for Carson and his friends, they’re like experts at that type of stuff
its funny cause u havent even finished the video
Every single person to ever live now uses the word unhinged all of a sudden
I look forward to seeing you in the comments on the next vid
This has got to be one of the funniest comments of all time hahahaha hhaha you made my day, no my week, no my month, no my year, no my decade, no my century, no my millennia, no my epoch, no my existance, no my %*’l’k,:+#(). XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s funny because it’s true lmao they’re just crazy like that
bros farming likes 💀💀
I feel like Gavin is slowly becoming the main character
Idk Mario's definitely a candidate too
Gavin the Usurper is a nickname I hope to see more of
He's the green ninja
Hes the new travis
@@brandonkey181 exactly
7:30 They really fucking predicted the GTA 6 Trailer release date which will mark the end of human civilization, that's fucking insane and real impressive, good job
damn lmao
Thank you Carson, I feel unbelievably motivated now!
Me too!
gabriel
gabriel
Garbel
I'm surprised gavin didn't put the brown note over "paris has fallen"
With Carson and his friend’s sense of humor, literally any form of motivational quote is just going to be unhinged
You have 2 top comments and have not watched the fuckin video still💀
01:50
So, basically this is a torture device. The bull is a "sculpture" made of iron. So, they put the person in question in there and start a fire. And you can figure out the rest...
No he grew up in there (he is a widdle guy)
@@CallMeCarson he is cooking meth, father
@@CallMeCarson
Oh, right, sorry. My bad 😂
@@CallMeCarson a sad little dude
Fun fact! The only person to be put in one waa the guy who created it! Justice was given.
I love how inspirational quotes end up becoming "paris has fallen". Very motivational.
The strange thing about carson's videos that I really enjoy is that the content goes from worst to best, making it funnier the more you watch.
I’m recovering from a cold, and the brown note bit made me almost cough out my organs from laughing too hard
I've literally went to the restroom and sat down in preparation for the brown note. I will take no chances.
Bro this had to be my favorite part:
"wait I want someone to give me their
best line delivery possible like I'm
acting my heart out to get my 2022 Oscar
of Matt's picture he just put in wait so
are you thinking like
huh sure yeah that's what I do when I
wake up I go oh
I need you to use that whistle here in a
second okay uh be ready to do the
whistle in three seconds Gavin okay you
ready yep one two three
[Music]
there's images online that have text
paired with like inspirational
photography and stuff like that and
sometimes it just doesn't make any sense
and we're gonna make our own images like
that how about this one you are allowed
to do anything
I see you you are allowed to anything
and I raise you
[Music]
the sky is too bright
here Gavin I fix it for you and she just
brighten it all up no oh yeah
[Laughter]
don't fight the pizza delivery man
what's the picture the International
Space Station's toilet
I've seen God and he was frowning this
is the same image what's Davenport
Davenport who's Davenport when she liked
it now you don't have it as bad as this
guy I don't remember the Trojan Horse
looking like that the Sicilian Bowl
so wait did the bull eat him I don't
know man hey I wasn't there wait how did
they get him in there like he couldn't
fit through the hole he's a little guy
he grew up in there and he's been slow
cooking well I have one ready it's not
like amazing but I just changed a few
words in that first photo I did I did
actually uh if you look here
wow
oh yes the Mario lens flare
you in Photoshop 23. I can't take a man
with that profile picture seriously you
don't like how I look no it's it's just
like you're bulging out of the screen
you don't like my bulge no
I have one
it just takes a while to produce such
magnificent things like this one
[Laughter]
dude can you calm down revolting noises
dudes like just like
that's true that when you live in a
place that you are not in also there is
a tsunami it is slightly flooded why'd
they build that there
the world didn't end in 2012.
i could definitely post that on Facebook
right now
everyone stop what you're doing okay
I've got one for you guys I hope you
like it oh
[Music]
you're crazy
I'm sorry if you close your mouth [ __ ]
keep those lips shut Paradise
[Laughter]
oh dude Nico we are not about that here
I mean no you are out of gang you're out
of gang bro what are you saying are you
good
this isn't getting
where is he going to hell or maybe
I don't think we can put that in there
I feel it how do you feel it but I feel
it on there I feel it
but oh it's kicking
I feel you
I have a hold of it I control you bro
there you go
I feel like this has potential for some
motivation
all right guys look I'm looking
I found it wrong
I don't think I don't think that Ben
made that they made this they made this
you know what you need to do what drop
out
I expanded on yours quex
[Laughter]
oh oh I can put the brown no clip in
yeah dude
it's a banger playlist
do you know about the brown knows
it's like the government research note
that like they play through loudspeakers
to make people [ __ ] their pants it
doesn't work
press play Press Play
[Laughter]
I'm gonna Brown let's do press play do
it
I don't want to poop right now man
come on
I don't
know what you're afraid of the brown
note apparently
[Laughter]
we can't breathe
[Music]
I really like this honestly it was just
because it like has a 1984 vibe to it
yeah I made a new dishonest one
I can hear that in the Markiplier voice
yeah Society wants you to fail so do we
wait guys I made another Unis honest one
in a world where you can be anything be
dead
that's gonna happen Loki what's gonna
happen Ron James is not good
they just look so spiffy and
professional like whatever they say is
true
Mario
I was always thinking they could use a
third member I don't know if that's the
case what do you mean it's like four
feet foot fetish people when they hear
it's more than two feet
[Music]
why wait
hello everyone Mark blightheart
I mean I think this one's actually
motivational
pee your pants oh all right pee your
pants why do you keep saying it like
Joker no I'm not I'm trying to do
Markiplier hello everybody Markiplier uh
you need to be your pants and now that's
that's
[ __ ] Joe Swanson yeah hey Peter
what's wrong with that though
hmm wait
cropped Boomer memes
[Laughter]
uh can you just caption it what would
you do
would you
[Laughter]
oh [ __ ] I spelled it wrong
dude
yeah yeah that yeah that's the part I
was worried about
[Laughter]
you can do anything if you are doing
that
[Laughter]
Jesus Christ what did you do
what
oh my God
oh my God
I'm so motivated can you sell that at
like a little shop in Paris
postcard cool oh you're so full
wait dude
life is just a really long tunnel each
thing you do is a step towards the light
how long will your tunnel be just just
wait just there was there's supposed to
be a sequel
[Music]
dude Paris
Paris is full
I think you can do you can do about it
wait here's a cool thing
[Laughter]
you can't just put that you can't just
put has fallen in like a country
yeah you can it's awesome
it's okay they have another
hey can you uh can you paste that uh
text on this image
you're killing my throat bro there you
go Gavin
but also Gavin here you go
I control you
yeah
I have an idea
what do you mean I made Instagram
dude
what is the music bro it's a tripod town
from War of the Worlds
[Laughter]
that's crazy I saw a Krusty Krab picture
and I I couldn't help myself it was just
like it was just sitting there I was
like
thank you
be yourself girl boss
oh no
oh my God
[Laughter]
Paris Has Fallen
[Laughter]
that's insane
wait that's Steve Jobs what what I
didn't even I didn't know
yeah this is what I was looking for this
is what I wanted
you look so happy he's so happy about it
some of these aren't funny motivational
quotes as much as they are abstract
memes and that's exactly what I wanted
yeah yeah you're saying happy hey quacks
leave a like on the video and subscribe
Paris his fault
[Music]
Harris's fault"
😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Thanks for the lyrics
lol wtf
dude just gave a whole transcript of the video
@@PaulCantSleep yeah that’s the joke
Carson actually has a pretty starkly accurate Markiplier impression. Like, it isn’t spot on or anything, but it’s honestly closer than most people who go super deep voice.
11:32 just captioned "chess"
banger idea actually
@@CallMeCarson Rock solid facts
Rewatching this video, I looked up "what happened on December 5 2023" as a joke
The flooding of Portland is what happened
Thank you for your service. You saved me from having to go and research it lol.
I spent like 10 minutes picking up my apple juice and laughing before I could have a sip
Apple juice is bussin
@@ultimatexecutioner8260just saw this comment after almost a year and I’m literally drinking apple juice rn
@@RGBY-tv4hgsome things never change, I hope you're drinking apple juice right now.
bro i love how carson lost it over paris has fallen his laugh is just so iconic
Just made my birthday even greater
Happy Birthday!
@@CallMeCarson Happy Birthday!
thank you for the unus annus pills one, i mindlessly sent it to my boyfriend and it turns out they had actually forgotten to take their meds
all according to plan
Turns into this: 🐲
Carson laughing hysterically at paris has fallen is the best thing ever
I love that the joker is a key part of most of Carson’s videos now-
9:39 I genuinely had to pause the video, I couldn't fucking breathe
"Paris has fallen" fells like a notification you'll hear while playing CIV
Perfect timing as I just got my food
wait
Don't eat
Carson being afraid of pooping his pants is sending me into the biggest giggle fit 💀💀💀
Carson thank you for being there. You have been a youtuber that I have loved and adored for YEARS. I started watching you when I was in 7th grade. I am now a senior in high school. Thank you for being one of the funniest men I know.
2:15
A peak into Chris Pratt’s mind.
i feel like it’s way funnier to think that guy isn’t even chris pratt, it’s just some dude
This was the hardest Ive laughed at your videos since seeing the fuckin buzzfeed video for the first time holy shit Carson
F in the chat for my main Paris
"You're killing my throat bro"
- Carson 2022
sus
Kid named my throat bro:
In a discord I'm on, we made the best one possible from a random quote generator.
"Cow up. Sausagization."
I can't explain it, it's too powerful.
Edit: The visual behind the cursive font was a couple kissing.
Inspirobot?
we need an imgur link of that
I want this image omg lmfao
Man I’m so glad you came back. Getting the notification you uploaded always makes me smile.
I like how they don’t even acknowledge that they were filming at like 1 am
It’s 1 AM?!?!?
paris has fallen
Sure
This week keeps getting better and better
Just got my wisdom teeth removed and am suffering, this is the perfect humor I need right now thank you “Carson”
don't worry....I feel your pain 😭
why is carson in quotation marks
why is "carson" in quotation marks
why is “”carson”” in quotation marks
"why is carson in quotation marks"
Carson's Markiplier impression sounds like 90% of Heath Ledger Joker impressions
You guys are so funny I'm always in tears lol wish you'd do this more often
The guy in the bull was an old death penalty back in the day. It was wild 🤣
1:47
back in my day we used to put people in bulls and cook the bull with the person inside of them as a funny prank i love having fun in 200 BC
Yummy people
4:35 Actually helped me, as it was my pill time and I had forgot
Carson’s videos never fail to make me laugh lol…
The internet tried to cancel this guy and he came out on top. Never quit what you’re doing man, you make so many people’s days with your videos (including mine!)
Cancel him? Dude, he sent nudes to underage girls, he got what he deserved
His old friends were funnier and he left for like a year when he got cancelled
Viewrship is down 1000%
@@Microwaved_Popcorn His friends gave him another chance but he simply said nothing in the time he was getting attacked. Not too smart going radiosilent at a time like that
Bruh, I glanced at your name and thought to myself "What's the guy who owns Fur Affinity doing here?".
I've never seen someones sense of humor be so wholesome and cursed at the same time.
”Paris has fallen” is close to a reality right now.
carson genuinely never fails like i keep falling into a loophole of carson please help me please help me
Decided to look him up after he got canceled. Hes still alive and I’m early to watch these are good days.
1:50 well about that trojan Horse:
According to legends, the brazen bull was designed in the form and size of an actual bull and had an acoustic apparatus that converted screams into the sound of a bull. The condemned were locked inside the device, and a fire was set under it, heating the metal until the person inside was roasted to death
all these years, and im still getting belly laughs and crying from carsons tomfoolery
I forgot to take one of my antibiotics and 4:40 genuinely reminded me to lol
Personally i just suck it up and possibly have an aneurysm
As allways the highlight of my day❤ tysm carson
Super glad you came back man!
wait did they know december 5th was gonna be the gta 6 trailer? lol
This is way too funny, I loved the biblically accurate angel meme the most
First time I actually laughed in weeks
gj carson, glad you got better mentally.
feeling motivated to make paris fall for real. thanks, carson!
2:03 For people that don't get it, this is a torture device called The Brazen Bull, it's called that because the screams of the victim sounded like a raging bull.
also steam came out of the nose
this is awesome Carson
Great video Carson!
Thank you Carson, very inspirational
Bro I’m watching this on dec 5 2023
man this video really made me laugh, bro my jaw hurts
The "Paris has fallen" pic with the Brown Note playing. The ultimate crossover.
Keep up the amazing work king, that's all I gotta say
The day has passed Loki, what did you do?
One time I generated an ai inspirational quote, an it said "there is no "I" in moral" and that is my favorite one of all time.
“Paris has fallen” has to be one of my new favorite bits from this channel. Cant wait till it falls! 😊
It has been so long since a Carson video has left me in tears of laughter
5:28 I was rolling on the floor
Nice pfp
3:25 the design really is very human
Watching your videos at 1 am hit different
of all ur new vids since what happened i feel like this one most resembles the vibe u had going w ur previous squad who all switched up, died of laughter cuz of the has fallen bit good video 10/10
Guys, December 5th is approaching
7:32 bruh that my birthday date, now I'm scared even more!
It is not so much the images, but the maniacal laughter that got me going! I am just losing it, pinking away tears hahahaha
Loving the new content, leep it up!
11:14 The Eiffel Twin Towers
Gavin's brain is on another plane
my dorm's fire alarm went off as soon as you hit play on the brown note video lmao- took me a second to realize
I missed this SO MUCH!
You cannot convince me that this group isn't the true masterminds behind every ai generated motivational quotes.
I love how it goes from stupid motivational images and devolves into nonsensical laughter over random images with random words
The comeback of the king!
I was on the toilet watching this, thanks for the help!
I am filled with Teeth that are not my own
-The Better Dentist
Damn, Carson's laugh is so contagious
w video carson this was soooo funnie
very good video carson
9:30 Splatoon 3 moment
8:59 With this end of the world image they should've just put a caption under it that says "COPE"
this is the hardest I have laughed in months😂😂
We love you, Carson!
5:18 i like brown note :)
Can't wait for Carson to make it big time
Thanks I feel very motivated now.
Carson's absolute hate of the french is hilarious
Thanks for reminding me to take my pills Carson. I’m clearly liking it!
Carson, about 10 hours ago I was so down in the dumps. My minecraft girlfriend had just dumped me and my parents left me but your video of motivational quotes brought me up and now I own Facebook. Thank you Car, youre a lifesaver 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Thank you for making me laugh Carson not a lot of people can do that anymore
Ily bro- don't let this shit die