@@savage7882 so... 0? Imperium doesn't use universal conscription apart from Cadia and around a dozen other fortress worlds. Out of over a million populated planets. Because 1)single Hive World produces more volunteers then you'd ever need; 2)you still need to arm, train, transport and feed them. Bottleneck of IG is Imperial Navy. Who cares if you have collected a quintillion conscripts, if you can only transport a few divisions(we're talking about around 100-200k people at max) at once?
with the planning time here might as well add grand battleplan to the list (boi i hope its called that, i wouldnt know, id rather use nothing than that)
Wargame red dragon's global chat is just hilarious lol like everytime you gloss over it you always find a new very creative racist statements on almost everyone
In the Grim Darkness of the far future there is no peace, only war and thousands of IG tanks and Guardsmen dying in a horrible case of Apocalyptic friendly fire.
Before he started the match: This is gonna turn out bad Placing his units: wow, this don't look right During his match: the word bad is such an understatement at this point
this was the fastest I've ever clicked off of a video to watch another. I was halfway through an episode of a let's play then got an email from TH-cam, saw the title and immediately found it. War Crimes + Broken Mods = VEIWS Better than I could've imagined
9:48 "It's gonna take them so long to get there; they're all gonna get mowed down before they get there." 30 Corps to the rescue in Holland! -- 1944, color.
"And here ladies and gentlemen is the great migration of the T-34 Herd.. But since they are wild animals.. They are batshit dumb.. And will shove their way through each other..running down their fellow comrades in order to be the first one to break through towards their destination.."
thank God you exist Vale, we wouldn't have this high qaulity footage of warcrimes without you, truly, you are an inspiration for every up and coming war criminal
As you can see, the Tanks migrate northwards towards it's new nesting place, where they mingle and reproduce, however, an enemy is occupying their nest, so they must fight for the right to send their enginetic code onto the next generation, however, they lost the battle when the birds of flame enter into the fray and pick their prey by dive bombing into the tanks, thusly marking their end.
I want the sounds of this video to be in a white noise machine. Something extremely calming about ***loads of goddamn guns and explosions going off at once,*** naturally being focused on one single point.
As someone who recently played a bunch of Cold Waters, seeing that ridiculous armada of Udaloys would make a Sea Wolf commander begin to uncontrollably salivate.
"General, that is fantastic. Now we have more tanks than what we know what to make of em! Now we are deffinitely going to win this-" "ARTILLERY, FIRE AT OUR OWN TANKS. Lets see if that increases my FPS"
Using a calculator for 10*300000 is the most "math exam moment" I've ever witnessed outside of a math exam
I forgot what 7+6 was earlier today if that makes it any better
@@theofficialkebaberofarmeni7104 I am gonna assume your age does not exceed the result
@@gestaltengine6369 nah im just bad at math :(
"Gotta make sure"
@@gestaltengine6369 i disagree he's probably older than -57€
Quantity setting : Conscript not just the men, women and children, but the fish too.
Conscription intensity level: imperial guard
@@savage7882 see you know the profile picture the emperor protects
"Comrade Dog, you take mosin."
@@savage7882 so... 0? Imperium doesn't use universal conscription apart from Cadia and around a dozen other fortress worlds. Out of over a million populated planets. Because 1)single Hive World produces more volunteers then you'd ever need; 2)you still need to arm, train, transport and feed them. Bottleneck of IG is Imperial Navy. Who cares if you have collected a quintillion conscripts, if you can only transport a few divisions(we're talking about around 100-200k people at max) at once?
TheArklyte indentured worker intensifies krieg intensifies
"I have no idea what the game is actually doing" Suffering. It's suffering.
When you cheat and research Superior Firepower and Mass Assault
So... the soviets in 1945
And also scrape the barrel
@@thekommunistkrusader3921
...or the Allied Nations at Normandy.
with the planning time here might as well add grand battleplan to the list
(boi i hope its called that, i wouldnt know, id rather use nothing than that)
When you found a Hoi4 player
"there is nothing left and the artillery is still firing."
*Death korp of Krieg liked that*
ahhhh vraks where is that again
it doesnt exist...anymore
@@themrrandomname1251 Vraks? You talking about the crater?
A random guardsman
yes
*_:)_*
"Gunner! Do you see that target?"
Sir, yes sir!"
"I dont wasnt to!"
"Understood. All weapons, fire on target."
Geneva Convention: “I fear no man, but that [Vale] That scares me.”
Vale: *Angry War Crime Noises*
vale. omg wtf omfg omg oh omg wtf omg
Soviet Commissar: "NOT ONE STEP BACK!"
*One person trips backward accidently*
16:10
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Wargame red dragon's global chat is just hilarious lol like everytime you gloss over it you always find a new very creative racist statements on almost everyone
Nothing will ever surpass the Super Mechs German chat however.
It is truly the best chat ever devised in a Video game
Every time i go back it brings a smile to my face seeing it all back
At 0:37 someone was spamming “I USE THE BIBLE TO WIPE MY ASS HOLE”
it is the closest thing we have to Xbox 360 party chat now days,
"The Russian military is the second best in the world"
Vale, I am from the future and I have a funny story for you
What, did a small nation hold them off for over 8 months or something like that? X to doubt buddy.
Hmmmm maybe read the news
@@brolenski I did, Russia suck
@@xcreeperbombx61 read the new ya idiot
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god I want to see the other two
6 Monstrolekki: *Chilling at the beach
Every Udaloy existing, have existed, and will ever exist: Allow us to say "Hi"...
Spots a Longbow
"just a recon helicopter"
You might find some 10v10tactical players disagreeing fiercely.
T34: exists
Vale: "I want every gun we have to fire on that tank."
Vale casually murdering 50000 T-34 crewmen like it's nothing.
"Quantity has a quality all of it's own" Joseph Stalin
Underrated comment
Lennon actually
Quantity has a quantity all of it's quantity.
"Why choose between quantity and quality if you can have both"
-me and probably other people too
@@AreGeeBee mora like -Adeptus astartes
When commander Valefisk runs out of warcrimes to inflict upon his enemies and he turns to look at you with a hungry gleam in his eye.....
Valefisk: It is time, artilery... execute order 66.
Artilery, preparing their march to erradicate the T34 order: It will be done, milord.
Hell yeah the lord of warcrimes is back.
In the Grim Darkness of the far future there is no peace, only war and thousands of IG tanks and Guardsmen dying in a horrible case of Apocalyptic friendly fire.
That artillery slaughtering T34 is basically a visual representation of japanese navy relationship with japanese military in WW2
Before he started the match: This is gonna turn out bad
Placing his units: wow, this don't look right
During his match: the word bad is such an understatement at this point
this was the fastest I've ever clicked off of a video to watch another. I was halfway through an episode of a let's play then got an email from TH-cam, saw the title and immediately found it.
War Crimes + Broken Mods = VEIWS
Better than I could've imagined
using a calculator for 10*300 000.
The years haven't been kind to you have they
How many war crimes you want?
Valefisk: Да
9:48 "It's gonna take them so long to get there; they're all gonna get mowed down before they get there." 30 Corps to the rescue in Holland! -- 1944, color.
You should've called it "Post WW2 Soviet Union" with the amount of units
Valefisk: thats 3 million russian infantry
Actual Russia: *PATHETIC*
"We should set the artillery to attack our own men" - Joseph Stalin
13:14 *"OUR MISSILES WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN"*
Vale: "Oh plz give me more than 5 fps...."
game: "3 take it or leave"
With all that artillery I was expecting that as soon as he spawned it would just cut to the CoD4 nuke scene
The only thing slower than that frame rate is Valefisk's production on that Lego Star Wars video he promised
12:14 *"Red Army Choir - Rockets are always ready" intensifies*
t 34: commander there too many of us we can't move
vale: don't worry i have a idea
t 34: what is it si.... *BOOM*
"We're gonna fire at our own men"
*laughs in soviet*
Vale: *searching for warcrimes* *sees giant cluster of his own tanks*
"It's always very depressing when you bring in a massive flock of T34s only to have them run out of fuel after 500 meters"
- Vladimir Putin, probably
he made the 40 mile russian armored column before it was cool
So what units you want?
Valefisk: *Y E S*
The utiloes : coming out of hyper space
You have become the "I'll take your entire stock" meme personified
ValeFisk: "turn off the unit limit"
*That's a warcrime*
"And here ladies and gentlemen is the great migration of the T-34 Herd.. But since they are wild animals.. They are batshit dumb.. And will shove their way through each other..running down their fellow comrades in order to be the first one to break through towards their destination.."
5:48 Or you could hold shift while placing the units to place the same formation again (times as many as you like).
Congratulations, you just turned Red Dragon into Supreme Commander. The only things it's lacking are the battleship-sized tanks and nukes.
with that framerate you can finnaly play the game turnbased
its almost as bad as my computer but only almost
Luckily I had a ton of beer when I watched this, also 15000 FAF F-18Cs makes me feel all tingly inside...
"Ah fk it im just gonna take some apaches"
Pick 8.000 apaches
[Man tries in vain to recreate the Battle of Prokorovkha whilst slowly murdering his PC] would have been a fitting title, no?
thank God you exist Vale, we wouldn't have this high qaulity footage of warcrimes without you, truly, you are an inspiration for every up and coming war criminal
"The Entire US Military Budget".
I agree, that DOES sound about right.
Semper Bellum!
The AI: okay lets play this logically and flawlessly
Valefisk and his 100,000 T-34s: *Laughs in Easter Front*
They do move in herds
So does this mean that I can finally drown my enemy in the blood of the Russian army? Sign me up
As you can see, the Tanks migrate northwards towards it's new nesting place, where they mingle and reproduce, however, an enemy is occupying their nest, so they must fight for the right to send their enginetic code onto the next generation, however, they lost the battle when the birds of flame enter into the fray and pick their prey by dive bombing into the tanks, thusly marking their end.
when you have 300 mils as china in hearts of iron 4
12:34 It looks like arrows in Total War Games. Lol
13:54
"Oh, on the bright side the Udaloys have escaped"
*GAME BLASTS THE EMERGENCY ALARM*
Damn near fell out of my chair holy shit
Those Artilleries were Cluster artillery; the shells don't hit the ground, they weren't glitched.
16:01 can't stop hearing the covenant AA from Reach
I didn't think you could fit so many different warcrimes into a single video... but by god sir you've done it. Bravo my man, bravo!!
8:25 look it’s a wild pack of t-34’s
I’d love to see this versus someone else with the same deck. Maybe in, like, company of heroes with 4 people?
Hey man, happy you're putting out content more frequently now, hope you will keep the good stuff coming
Valefisk "the Destroyer of Eve Online Time Dilation"
Wargame chat is always the best thing to read
Valefisk: Our artillery shells will blot out the sun!
A.I.: Then we fight in the shade.
"Lets be Bluefor": proceeds to loot the entire Warsaw pact arsenal.
I want the sounds of this video to be in a white noise machine. Something extremely calming about ***loads of goddamn guns and explosions going off at once,*** naturally being focused on one single point.
We call it a “defense” budget but that name checks out
WHO LET VALE INTO IMPERIAL GUARD HEADQUARTERS AGAIN?!
16:38 the world after Valefisk becomes President
Me: Work was tough today, I'll just play some DOOM 2016
Also Me: Valefisk uploaded a video?! **Eats popcorn**
"I'll take your entire stock!"
Only Vale could escalate a small skirmish in the middle east into 'Stalingrad 2: How Hitler got his groove back'
9:49 , Pov: 40 mile long russian convoy heading for kiev Circa 2022
Ahhh the master of warcrimes is back
As someone who recently played a bunch of Cold Waters, seeing that ridiculous armada of Udaloys would make a Sea Wolf commander begin to uncontrollably salivate.
"2020 colorized" THE IRONY!!! XD
I havent even watched this yet and I can already hear "this is fine"
In WW1 it was common to artillery a position with several thousand to million rounds.
Valefisk: Hold my frame rate.
"General, that is fantastic. Now we have more tanks than what we know what to make of em! Now we are deffinitely going to win this-"
"ARTILLERY, FIRE AT OUR OWN TANKS. Lets see if that increases my FPS"
He slaughtered 20,000 Polish. To make time move a little more efficiently.
*Laughs in Molotov ribbentrop*
Real time 4chan board huh? Sign me up.
If I was a soldier fighting against you i would just cry when i see the missiles from your alterry.
Rising storm 2 Vietnam for napalm and around 15 other war crimes
I felt a disturbance in the force. As if a million T-34's cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
Valefisk: Breaking his computer so you don't have to
They should add the Kirov Class Battlecruiser into Wargame. I don’t see how it would be unbalanced at all
This is what they meant when they said "LET THEM PERISH IN A FURY OF STEEL RAIN!"
Imagine going into a city and seeing a bunch of tanks that are on fire
*selects all the units*
PC: "Every second of my life is a living hell."
Not even god can save us or Valefisk's computer now.
Even the discord photos didn’t properly prepare me for this. (PS: join vale’s discord)
The deck should have been named: "this is where your taxes go"
This is what I'd imagine if Gilgamesh opened the gates of Babylon, but instead of ancient weapons it's just a cloud of hell
10:17 flight of the Valkyries on repeat, had to play the song 70 times before arriving at destination
"The Entire US Military" - *uses Russian tanks and everything that isn't American*
*PRESS Y TO S H A M E*
I thought that thumbnail was photoshopped. But no, this is Valefisk and of course it actually happened.