Mass Deforestation in Satisfactory

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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1795

    this video would've come out sooner if i hadn't put 112 hours into satisfactory in two weeks

    • @npswm1314
      @npswm1314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Vale, you need to play a game called Space Station 13. No metacomming you ass. I just want a funny compilation of you trying (And failing.) to play and survive.

    • @legendarymasterofstuffness5257
      @legendarymasterofstuffness5257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't forget about minecraft and the IRS

    • @Cromwell_
      @Cromwell_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Willy Wonka ans the concrete factory"
      comedy gold

    • @Headlessgenie
      @Headlessgenie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I attempted to dm you the Geneva convention because you love breaking it

    • @burningpotato9447
      @burningpotato9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love the StarWars Episode 1 reference

  • @matttanner462
    @matttanner462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    "Willy Wonka's Concrete Factory" was the greatest joke I've heard in a while, thank you Vale

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    Came for the annihilation of trees
    *Stayed for the Mirror's Edge*

    • @NovelPond
      @NovelPond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      the bum sliding is the best part of the game tbh

  • @Solll0
    @Solll0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    I liked the part where they "fell" off the cliffs

    • @xhshdd7113
      @xhshdd7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They clearly tripped and fell, that's why the rest of them resigned from the small sub group and continued to be part of the larger group

    • @zaikolebolsh5724
      @zaikolebolsh5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh god I might have missed that part, it was very rare, can someone give me the timestamps?

    • @TriggoViggo
      @TriggoViggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sorry for asking but I got banned by Dom on valefisks discord server and I was just wondering why?

  • @zedkiller112
    @zedkiller112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Normal logger: let’s cut down this forest for wood!
    Valefisk: let’s cut down this forest for fun!

  • @yamanatasu1111
    @yamanatasu1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    at 6:00 plays jurassic park theme
    "They're moving in herds. They do move in herds."

  • @Nick-rs5if
    @Nick-rs5if 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "Who is putting nuts in the iron storage? Excuse me."
    Love that so much

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    Can't decide if this reminds me of what happening in Brazil, Canada or Russia.

    • @greganator111
      @greganator111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I mean in Canada they actually have to reforest the area so it can’t be that

    • @p_q482
      @p_q482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@greganator111 Selective replanting with only evergreens how ever

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@catcadev yes, hence why you and Russia cut down more forests, but only Brazil is blamed. Because you keep saying exactly that. And somehow Brazil is a perp of global deforestation, swamp removal and desertification of fertile soils... maybe because they have the only intact massive forested region left? If it's wrong, it's wrong for everyone, not for just poor people on the other side of the Atlantic... or on the same side, in your case:D

    • @jakew7982
      @jakew7982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      TheArklyte please look into why saying ‘hence why’ makes people physically cringe.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jakew7982 hence why I'll use it on you...

  • @Monolyth0411
    @Monolyth0411 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Valefisk: *Gathers 4 people to do deforestation*
    Let's game it out: *Does deforestation by himself, because why not*

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    *Brazil would be proud.*

  • @bluish5189
    @bluish5189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Vale are you continuing this series? I’d love to see more crimes against nature

    • @Cycoldia
      @Cycoldia ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "to be continued"
      *Doesn't continue*

    • @stormhawk2595
      @stormhawk2595 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let’s Game It Out’s satisfactory series is even worse if you wanna see more crimes against nature

    • @jonm4883
      @jonm4883 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes he is.

  • @pencilgaming1233
    @pencilgaming1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I mean, nature doesn't have the Geneva Convention so...

    • @bosanski_Cevap
      @bosanski_Cevap 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmmm why do you have a slavic name....

    • @pencilgaming1233
      @pencilgaming1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jedem Das Seine nah

    • @idkwut4523
      @idkwut4523 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pencilgaming1233 lmao

    • @citizenfoffie7605
      @citizenfoffie7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I tried to pronounce your name. Im dying send help

    • @Breakdown5297
      @Breakdown5297 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like geneva suggestion

  • @tylerbennett4488
    @tylerbennett4488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I’m just saying, if we needed trees than we wouldn’t have the ability to delete them all

    • @plant7371
      @plant7371 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm just saying, if we needed the planet we wouldn't have the ability to nuke it

  • @MongoloPawa
    @MongoloPawa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    2, 3, 5 biomass burners
    Is it me or is the biomass following fibonacci's series?

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 ปีที่แล้ว

      next you're gonna twll me there's 8 of em

  • @gabrielgutierrez2905
    @gabrielgutierrez2905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "Greenpeace cant stop us now"
    Did valefisk join a brazilian logging Corp?

    • @the_linguist_ll
      @the_linguist_ll ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah he started one, the Crypt monster is suprisingly good with a chainsaw

  • @GerinoMorn
    @GerinoMorn ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I remember the feeling of "I have SO MUCH biomass, it will last forever", and it being literally obliterated before I blinked xD

  • @stuartsmith9951
    @stuartsmith9951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "to be continued..." - Valefisk allegedly.

  • @boengaming2819
    @boengaming2819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    So does this mean Vale is the wonderbread fetish guy?

  • @slipperycipher9889
    @slipperycipher9889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This... Does pit a smile on my face.

  • @TheFool_0
    @TheFool_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Should've invited "Let'sGameItOut". He would've made the game unplayable within a couple hours

    • @tkbluewolf
      @tkbluewolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you are very correct

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only difference between the two is that Let'sGameItOut is 100% a masochist while Valefisk is a sado-masochist

    • @furioustester4056
      @furioustester4056 ปีที่แล้ว

      The forest wouldn’t of lasted as long as it did

  • @arandominternetperson437
    @arandominternetperson437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "What's happens when I eat a nut"
    - lynx, 2020

  • @fusionboom
    @fusionboom ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "to be continued" 2 years later

  • @humonculeverotostre6804
    @humonculeverotostre6804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Those guys are idiots"
    *PTSD flashbacks from playing Halo 2 with my friends in 2006*

  • @RolandVonRose
    @RolandVonRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:32 “It’s a trick! Send no reply!” A man of culture I see!

  • @ManOfSemantics
    @ManOfSemantics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Loving the new outro music.

  • @AChamber
    @AChamber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like the person that pushed you off in the beginning. Very funny man.

  • @DibellaThePan
    @DibellaThePan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brother admitted he goes to therapy. True king behaviour

  • @CEOrobotSpace
    @CEOrobotSpace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ah destruction, such a noble profession

  • @poleslaw4916
    @poleslaw4916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i love a brasilian businessman that does the dirty work himself

  • @pcz1642raz
    @pcz1642raz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pro tip use c to slide combining it with jumping makes you move really fast

  • @flowerdude6851
    @flowerdude6851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:02 was that a god damn Jojo's reference

  • @charlesrush414
    @charlesrush414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At least the Geneva convention doesn't have a war crime including mass deforestation. But if they try to stop you remember mo witnesses

  • @bradrichard2195
    @bradrichard2195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To be continued he said

  • @yoshii8926
    @yoshii8926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So this is the new hit anime chainsaw man? Looking pretty good!

  • @vahki
    @vahki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When someone asks what is your favorite activity:

  • @lukesnyder7785
    @lukesnyder7785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a pretty cool CS:GO Surf Video

  • @vladkuder2348
    @vladkuder2348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't wait for him to discover more... explosive... options of deforestation. Also warcrimes.

  • @firescorched954
    @firescorched954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh boy I can't wait for the next valedisk upload in 2021

  • @user-lw2yb9ln7r
    @user-lw2yb9ln7r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I wonder what happens when they get the human cannons

    • @NovelPond
      @NovelPond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      we did, and we ended up launching ourselfs so far out of the map that the only thing you dead body could see is a little line where the space elevator is

    • @alexthetrain6708
      @alexthetrain6708 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NovelPond chads

  • @SeruraRenge11
    @SeruraRenge11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy shit a Valefisk video

  • @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
    @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's been entirely too long since I last reported you to Haag for warcrimes/crimes against humanity.

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Valefisk is the bane of any existing international and domestic organizations

  • @ShinySahil
    @ShinySahil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i like thinking about this as 7 people being sent to a different planet to mine ore and earth chose these guys but didnt realise they're stupid and so the cameras on the pod are watching them saying "ooga booga hit rock"

  • @tpd1864blake
    @tpd1864blake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I used to obsessively play Satisfactory, but then I completed all of the story elements available and I didn’t really find optimizing the factory system fun anymore

  • @faith-uk1ov
    @faith-uk1ov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody :
    Me. :Why whould you do that???
    Oh its you again

  • @balticpagan1495
    @balticpagan1495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Did you and Kilian plan this?

  • @dennislauritsen2590
    @dennislauritsen2590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love ur vids Valefisk, very high quality content, love it!

  • @retroruin4917
    @retroruin4917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "to be continued"

  • @zendakon8299
    @zendakon8299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad I'm not the only one who did this. Now reach tier 5 with only biomass burners for fuel

  • @mescholar3705
    @mescholar3705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You just deforested all the trees team trees planted, time six.

  • @Samopesh
    @Samopesh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video’s got some big unga bunga energy

  • @snipsnap206
    @snipsnap206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    See's title of video
    Me:
    I'm listening

  • @georgiatrainproductions5986
    @georgiatrainproductions5986 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the modern "Great Leap Foward".

  • @Cromwell_
    @Cromwell_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now this is the content I've been waiting for

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not enough deforestation, if you can breathe without a tank it’s not enough

  • @MysteryKar
    @MysteryKar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish I had friends to fuck around with like this

  • @wunderwaffeyt4077
    @wunderwaffeyt4077 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:25 when you watch too much We Bare Bears

  • @ylofredbear5636
    @ylofredbear5636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you had me at Mass Deforestation.
    For that is my least and most favored thing in the universe.

  • @b-train3027
    @b-train3027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have been subscribed for a while now and I thought you were gone. This was the first video of yours to show up in my recommend or sub box eventhough I am still subscribed in 5 months. TH-cam is trash guess I get to catch up tonight so I'm excited to watch.

  • @SKITTISHEAR
    @SKITTISHEAR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes, the beauty of pollution and deforestation.

  • @augiekintop6242
    @augiekintop6242 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for destroying the red forest

  • @BeondTheKDGaming
    @BeondTheKDGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    16:44
    American soldiers experience poison gas attacks, 1918, colorized

  • @kratos5580
    @kratos5580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    wow it almost got to "Lets Game It Out" levels of absurd.

    • @boomermike71
      @boomermike71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      almost, but at the same time not even close. Not only did he never crash the game, but he still had a frame rate.
      Besides, if there is no belt weave, human cannon, or tornado of laggieness, it’s not absurd enough

  • @mirzatopcagic9609
    @mirzatopcagic9609 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Valefisk and the concrete factory

  • @cub_gaming4178
    @cub_gaming4178 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Deforestation and mass are two of my favorite words

  • @TomCouger
    @TomCouger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now all we need are some blonde wigs and some Wonder Bread to summon "it".

  • @commanderfoxtrot
    @commanderfoxtrot ปีที่แล้ว

    At least with my odd Factorio spaghetti I can still tell where everything is...

  • @sonofjack6286
    @sonofjack6286 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Footage of tyranids from Hive Fleet Leviathan devouring a world, 999 M41 colourised.

  • @Colin__
    @Colin__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Missed opportunity to title the video "Mass deforestation is satisfactory"

  • @joshualong7724
    @joshualong7724 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its now Tax Lord Valefisk

  • @josephstalin7975
    @josephstalin7975 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video was satisfactory

  • @tacticalnoodles
    @tacticalnoodles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is epic

  • @GeneraI_Motors
    @GeneraI_Motors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why did it take me 5 minutes to realize this wasnt a rimmy video

  • @georgiosgkatzoflias2775
    @georgiosgkatzoflias2775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brazilian loggers cutting down the Amazon 2020 (colourised)

  • @VaporStrikeX2
    @VaporStrikeX2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    to be continued...
    (It was not continued)

  • @xykloptic5397
    @xykloptic5397 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It not a crime against humanity if there aren't any humans left

  • @andrewmattern8185
    @andrewmattern8185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ecoterrorism is fun in Satisfactory!

  • @ianboydstun6453
    @ianboydstun6453 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mass industrialization at its finest

  • @ravivik3378
    @ravivik3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If i had to choose between this game and lituraly anything else i would choose... (to be continued)

  • @konstantinpost335
    @konstantinpost335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
    been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.
    2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it
    may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.
    3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still
    be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.
    4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use
    of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments
    but the economic and technological basis of the present society.
    5. In this article we give attention to only some of
    the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.

    • @ryanhughes6405
      @ryanhughes6405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow a communist and a anarchist dont see that everyday

    • @konstantinpost335
      @konstantinpost335 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanhughes6405 what

    • @ryanhughes6405
      @ryanhughes6405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@konstantinpost335 well obvious tour a commie and a anarchist as only they would find technological advances and progress and industrial advancements bad

    • @konstantinpost335
      @konstantinpost335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ryanhughes6405 this is literally just the First paragraphs from the unibomber manifesto, Google it if you don't know what that is

    • @ryanhughes6405
      @ryanhughes6405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@konstantinpost335 why on earth eould ypu quote a terrorists manifesto?!

  • @drunkchey9739
    @drunkchey9739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You think this is chaotic? Watch let’s game it out’s series on this. Man built a fps eating tornado with conveyors.

  • @DanSher
    @DanSher 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:42 Parkour Civilization

  • @marcusbrown5781
    @marcusbrown5781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    can you make many tornado to build height using convertor belts to torture their fps

  • @leaves6762
    @leaves6762 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I take the slaughter of leaves personally

  • @Jiangcool9
    @Jiangcool9 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1.0 is out!
    We need part 2

  • @averagemumeienjoyer5498
    @averagemumeienjoyer5498 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I sense.....SATOASAMI!
    *BREAD ALERT*

  • @ImNetheN
    @ImNetheN 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    mass defenestration when

  • @echoambiance4470
    @echoambiance4470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Needs more wonderbread.

  • @Virtrial
    @Virtrial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    nut pog

    • @NovelPond
      @NovelPond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hell yeah brother

    • @Virtrial
      @Virtrial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NovelPond Novel... POG

  • @Wintersoap123
    @Wintersoap123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah the smell of progress

  • @MoistFloppa
    @MoistFloppa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This... I like this...

  • @Gmoney_Mcswaggins
    @Gmoney_Mcswaggins 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I find this...satisfactory

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's some tasty spaghetti.

  • @Exorion1er
    @Exorion1er 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want a group of friends like that :(

  • @MisterofBattle
    @MisterofBattle ปีที่แล้ว

    To be continued he says.

  • @fletcherstange9338
    @fletcherstange9338 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    DAMMIT YOU CAN SLIDE JUMP

  • @seamus2059
    @seamus2059 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You may deforest when ready

  • @somethingsomethingcrotasen1643
    @somethingsomethingcrotasen1643 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh so like real life companies

  • @khorneberzerk6141
    @khorneberzerk6141 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alternate title: Valefisk becomes an eco terrorist

  • @ОлегКозлов-ю9т
    @ОлегКозлов-ю9т 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't know they even stack shit this high