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James Bond 007 | BEING A SMART ASS
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- James Bond is a know-it-all and loves to flaunt the size of his...brain. This is every time that 007 is being a smart ass.
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I've always loved how Bernard Lee mastered the art of looking at Bond like he's an absolute dickhead.
As much as I love Judi Dench, Bernard Lee will always be my favorite M.
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In the novels all the villains view Bond with "a glint of red" in their eyes....and occasionally so does M!
Absolutely! Dame Judi is my favourite, but Bernard Lee is a very close second.
Nothing beats this lethal "smart-ass" moment, from Dr. No:
"That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've already had your six."
FUP FUP
Later referenced at the end of The Living Daylights!
Also used as a double-entendre in the Epic Rap Battle: "James Bond versus Austin Powers"
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"It's the movie business and you've had your six" (Referring to Connery's 6 EON movies)
I personally think Roger Moore plays the most smart-ass Bond with Sean Connery coming in a close second.
I always find it interesting having conversations on people's takes as far as what aspects each actor brought to the role of James Bond
Roger...The Spy who Smirked Me
There is quite the element of truth in what you say, but Sean Connery was certainly the smoothest.
Sean Connery’s Bond literally shlaps bitches though
Well you're wrong, but that's your problem
Connery is a hundred miles above that clown, Even Lazenby was better than Roger
I love how M evolved throughout the Connery and Moore’s eras from irritated to quite proud of 007’s smartarsery.
There's a great one from Thunderball that was left out of this video - Bond walks in on Fiona Volpe while she's taking a bath, and she asks him for "something to put on." Bond just hands her a pair of shoes and takes a seat. Straight up pimp move. 😄
Someone I know loves women's feet (as long as they are well kempt) and shoes would've been the last thing he'd given her
My favorite Bond move, I glad others appreciate that move.
She was an absolute weapon. Probably up there with the hottest ever. My top 3 In order Solitaire Fiona Volpe 3 Domino or Tatiana maybe. Or Kara
@@danielanderson8322 Is your friend's name Quentin Tarantino by any chance?
Only for Fiona to give that "You're Kidding, right?" look.
This is what inspired me as a kid to learn at least a small bit about everything since you never know when random bits of knowledge will be useful and it's always good to have a foundation to build upon.
Sure - this point is even made in Mony Python and the Holy Grail. "What is the flight speed of an African swallow?" etc
@@kenoliver8913 Not quite - the question was "What is the speed of an unladen swallow?" The response being "African or European?"
Ordinary bloke: "Scaramanga? Wait... sky-blue leisure suit, right?"
Bond: "Scaramanga? Hmmm, oh yes -- 6ft 2in, 14 stone, favourite colour yellow, shoe size 10, likes water-skiing, hates squid and Catherine Cookson novels, returned a T-shirt to Primark in 1998 because of loose stitching."
Bond: He also likes telling people with fellow British accents he's disappointed in them.
I love how the transition from FYEO to Octopussy is almost imperceptible
It could be almost be the same movie.
Lies again? Smart Cuckold Sessions
I what way?
One aspect of Bond that is almost non existent in the Craig era
There's a great moment in Licence to Kill where Bond is looking to buy a "carcharodon carcharias" and Krest's security guard is just like a what?
I feel like an asshole for instantly knowing that’s a great white shark
He's an expert on whatever the plot needs to be. 🤣
My favourite smart-arse Bond scene is in 'For Your Eyes Only'; after Bondsplaining to Melina, an experienced diver, the importance of limiting speech to conserve their helium gas mixture while exploring the wreck of the St. George he goes on to keep up a detailed narration of his disarming of the ATAC!
And even cracks a joke at one point as well!
That reminds me, YOLT. Paunchy Bond is hiking with Kissy, professional diver who swims all day.
Bond:. Think you can make it? (puff puff)
Kissy: Race you, beer belly!
The fact that Daniel Craig is not in the Video says it all 😂 nice scenes man 👍
I love how even M is often surprised of Bond's knowledge 😂
That last one in the video tho 😂
The scene from For Your Eyes Only has such a smooth transition to Octopussy that one might think that one asked about ATAC to ask a genuine important question and the other just pulled out a Faberge egg just to test Bond's knowledge out of the blue.
Great montage!!
There is also that great scene at the end of DAF where Bond unmasks Wint&Kidd as fake waiters because they are unaware that Mouton Rothschild is a claret. Safed by his wine knowledge there 😄
Wint is Marty McFly’s father
@@jayslomine4280 Grandfather
I think Mr Bond will do well on who wants to be a millionaire... good chance of getting every question right lol
One of the great things about the early Bond movies was Bernard Lee's M... and how he palpably hates 007.
I don't think he hates Bond, but he doesn't like being shown up by him.
@@RJSRdg In DAF, M gives a roll his eyes moment...I interpret as affection. At least in the books M and Bond had mutual respect. In Moonraker M asks a personal favour of 'James.'
I read the James Bond books M was no non sense and expected Bond to behave like a professional at all times.
Love these videos. Bond fan for life
I really hope they don't screw it up.
Roger Moore was a great bond...the hilarious bond 🤣
I feel like you could have included Craig flipping all the switches correctly in NTTD while Q is carefully and meticulously walking him through how to do it
No other Bond can equal Sean Connery's "Smug Look"!!!! Lol!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
For the best Smart-Arseery - Moore every time.
I love how half of the examples are him talking to M.
Bond wasn't a smartass. He was just being a masculine real man who revered his heterosexuality and testosterone. Well, a bit of a smartass.
Definitely better than all the woke, commie , low T losers nowadays 😵💫
My favorite is with "rather disappointing brandy" from Goldfinger.
Absolute. Ly.
Most of these are good examples of JB being a know-it-all...not that that's not good fun in itself; but for Bond being a smart-ass, well, just show any scene clip of Sir Sean Connery as he answered "But of course you are." to any number of female characters who introduced themselves to his Commander Bond over the years!
1:55 Has to think about it and then gives every single detail about him
I've thought the exact same thing about that scene for years.😂
He had to find the report he'd filed away in his personal filing cabinet that is his memory :P
I love your compilations! Not sure if you’ve already done this but I’d love a “Every Universal Exports reference” video.
This is why we never saw him being invited to office parties.
I always liked that there's this tiny connection between A View to a Kill and Goldeneye with the electromagnetic pulse of a nuclear device. It's like the story writers were already thinking of that idea for a Bond film when Roger Moore was still playing Bond.
006 was in the outer office listening in during that scene.
Yeah, I thought that. The technology emerged at that point and the Eurocopter Tiger went into development, with the prototype being built by the time of GoldenEye.
It also makes sense that they give the job of re-explaining it to Judi's M instead of Bond a second time, detailing how she's absolutely caught up on all the stuff her predecessors went through. And Tanner as well, just for some conversational fluff.
If anyone is interested, the overdose in the brandy is Bon Bois: a particle type of cognac
We're all interested in obscure, interesting bits. The artic tern is able to fly great distances, navigating unerringly even while asleep...
Asleep, 0077?
Yes, sir, you may call it auto piloting. Also autatically finds the most efficient altitude and so on...A tern in time.
M: zzzzzzzzzzzzz😞
@@jakemay637 Oh, no. I like sake. Especially when it's served at the correct temperature: 98.4 degrees fahrenheit like this is.
Never ever underestimate the power of a good old fashioned personal library 😂
Thanks for including a couple of clips of George Lazenby from On Her Magesty's Secret Service. A scandously underrated Bond.
When JB was fun!
I always found these to be his most awesome moments.
Funny that Daniel Craig didn't make the list. 😄
He was a smart arse to Vesper when cold reading her and talking about poker, but that's about it really for his Bond.
Because its the same writing team since The World is Not Enough, and they are horrible.
Bond recalling the entire profile of Scaramanga is my absolute favorite
2:45 TMW you realize Scaramanga was just concerned about climate change
I love the old bond movies because 007 had some more creativity like being smart while have a sense of humor, the one liners, Q with the gadgets including his assistance in missions, and the Bond girls had great development. Much as I like Daniel Craig as an actor, but I didn’t like the modern 007 because it got too violent, not enough of bond being smart while creative, and not gadgets to help 007 on missions, and not enough Bond girls development.
Or not sufficiently developed Bond girls. There's no scene in the modern films that sufficently raise a young man's dander the way Ursula Andress did walking out of that surf ...
I believe the Daniel era was a result of competition to the popularity of the Jason Bourne movies. When Casino Royale came out, that’s why the character was redesigned to be so rough and brutal.
@Jamie Pritchard Funnily enough that is exactly how Fleming wrote the character in the novels and he is, like Craig's movies, uninteresting because the character just becomes an excuse for action scenes. The early Bond movies were MUCH better than the books.
Timothy Dalton's Bond movies had some of the most developed girls as Kara went from being shy and abused to falling head over heels willing to risk life and limb for James. Pam was also a great one as she had an edge to her with that short hair and she could get pissed off easily.
@@kenoliver8913 Urusla Andress in that bikini was something to see. One of the most iconic moments in film history and she was drop dead gorgeous and the torch to which all Bond girls are compared somewhat unfairly.
Another amazing video. It makes me want to watch a James Bond movie. I have an idea for the next one “Every Time James Bond Meets Villains”
Last clip is hilarious...well done
Curious M in the films never wore a bow tie, as he did in the books.
5:19
Good humour here
M struggling not to crack up
"That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs." He was certainly right about that.
Poor Daniel Craig's. Intellect wasn't his strongest suit 😂
Real men, 007 ❤💙
0:26 You cut this scene from 'Goldfinger' too soon. The entire line is, "My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"
When was he not. Fiona Volpe, “some men don’t like to be driven”,007, “ some men don’t like to be taken for a ride”
Bond going through Scarmanga history is brilliant love the background music diamonds scene is quite good
Bond in 1967: I like sake.
Bond in 2002: If I live through this, I'll need a large sake and one hell of a massage...
"I know it when I see it"
Adter watching this video, I feel irritated by how much of a smartass mr. Bond is!
when your alone in enemy territory with no outside help you must be an encyclopedia.
It's too bad Daniel Craig's Bond never got a chance to show his deep intelligence, but the winning hand he played in "Casino Royale" comes darn close!
How about the throwing knives or using piercing weapons? I know some Bonds throws knives and use piercing weapons (Harpoon Gun/Spear Gun/Nail Gun/Spike) at the bad guys or targets like Thunderball, You Only Live Twice, On her Majesty's Secret Service, Diamonds are Forever, The Spy who loved me, Moonraker, For your Eyes Only, Octopussy, License to Kill, The World is Enough, Casino Royale, Skyfall
Not to mention that he always seems to know how to pilot every type of aircraft he comes across, even if he's never flown one before, as well as how to drive a Russian tank and a North Korean hovercraft.
Heck, I have enough difficulty when Enterprise send me a different model of hire car!
haha oh god poor Desmond at 4:17, he is struggling like crazy with that clunky dialogue :D the clip here sounds like take 46 lol
This list could've been filled with Roger Moore moments. One of the best ones was in Octopussy when he told Kahn "You know what they say about the fittest" after Kahn told him "You have a nasty habit of surviving".
Good in this 007 , play the Best Today’s future our loving life as it should be !!!❤
“Seems terribly difficult, (shoots the puck) no it isn’t is it.” I’m surprised you didn’t use any scenes in Thunderball, my favorite Sean Connery Bond film, and it’s his best acting in his films, he looks like he’s having a blast in that film.
Little bit correction:
1:08 On Her Majesty's Secret Service
3:08 (editing error i guess?) The Spy Who Loved Me
"Hmm, Royal Beluga caviar; North of the Caspian."
Hope the next Bond is smart again.
How many times did his Bond save the day by the end of the film? Once, and he got himself killed in the process.
@@tcaudiobooks737 it was DC stipulation that Bond be killed. Cubby would've gone ballishtick.
Wow. I never realised how annoying Connery's Bond was.
Jimmy would be great in a pub quiz!
Bond is like a genius smarts ass to me
"a thirty year old fine with an overdose on bon bois" - Translation - aged expensive brandy made from grapes grown in the Bons Bois region of France (thank you Google)
Farewell James Bond. They are about to turn you into a spineless fairy
One smartass scene missing is when Brosnan's Bond shows Q how to drive the remote control BMW!
Oh, grow up 007!
Remember watching one of the Roger Moore Bond films with a friend. We laughed almost hysterically at just about everything, and especially at Bond's knowing things that absolutely no one knows other than the very top people. After the film was over, and we were about to leave our seats, the man directly in front of us turned round and told us we had completely ruined the film for him.... What to say? Sorry for laughing at a film that is designed not to be taken seriously?
As Roger said „So most of the time I played it tongue-in-cheek."
Which film was it?
@@smokeylee1986
Think it was 'Moonraker' but not sure. Roger Moore Bond films were so over the top, I never saw one more than once, and it was forgotten before one got out of the cinema. Utter rubbish but great fun.
“For god sake, bloody well shut up, 007.”
Judy Dench.
I read the James Bond books he was an expert on many subjects. "M" was exactly like his character in the books.
Time changes Bond changes...Really Judi Dench is still great like her other movies..
"On Her Majesty's Secret Service" has Bond reciting Marc-Ange Draco's activities, and Draco informs him his dossier is incomplete--"I am also Theresa's father."
I understand Mr Bond,,had to explain what sake is to an 18 year old working in M&S !! Shocking!!!
5:29 that's not Bond being a smart arse. It would be public knowledge, most people who bought a newspaper, watched TV, or not. Near enough everyone would know who he is
The only time I can think of Brosnan's Bond being a smart arse was when talking about Stockholm Syndrome to Elektra.
How I talked to Undergrads as a Graduate Student.
😂
The name’s Bond, James “Mr Exposition” Bond.
Mike Myers certainly noticed.
Derek Flint brought smart-assery to new heights (or lows). After Flint arrived, Bond was more of a superman.
In a suave private restaurant in an foreign office tower the lobby had the famed pterois volitans fish that Bond impressed Stromberg with.
Of course, I did the same smart-assery worthy of the Big Ass, 007.
The Bond girls swooned, disguising their swooning with peevishness, like Dr Goodhead.🙋
If he isn’t smart enough to know something about everything he isn’t qualified to have a license to kill.
Yeah, once I found out in 1985 that the bad guys wanted to fry the microchips in my toaster with an EMP, I haven't gotten a good night's sleep.🙄
Never mind JB's 'smart-arsedness', I always thought the bit at the start of the MWTGG when Scaramanger looked down from a high vantage point on James Bond and aimed his gun (which he obviously chose not to fire at that time) kind of put paid to Bond's previously almost invincible aura!!..Christopher Lee was ALWAYS really da man anyway!!!
also known as 007 being an intelligence agent.
well, if there’s two things I can share in common with Bond it’s having similar tastes in style and being a walking encyclopedia
I like how there is no Daniel Craig scene where he's being a smart-ass, that version of James Bond just kills people
Hello! Love these videos. I have a few suggestions for Daniel Craig's films:
CR-Bond discovering Le Chiffre's tell during poker based on knowing the odds as to whether Le Chiffre has a winning hand. Later, recognising that Vesper is wearing an Algerian Love Knot necklace.
QOS- In the sink hole Bond deduces Quantum have used dynamite to cut off the water supply to a river, figuring out Greene's plan to control the water in Bolivia.
Skyfall- Bond recognising Severine's tattoo and piecing together her backstory.
Spectre- In Morocco Bond immediately identifies the 1948 Rolls Royce Silver Wraith.
NTTD- Q trying to tell Bond that there's a complicated switching Mechanism to open the blast doors and he figures it out instantly.
Also, in Skyfall Bond recalls Mallory’s background in Northern Ireland to Moneypenny.
And in Spectre does the same to Madeleine regarding her history with Medicines Sans Frontieres
HOW COULD YOU?! YOU FORGOT DANIEL'S MOST ICONIC LINE!
I’m thinking maybe that iconic line has something to do with martini 🍸. Instead of saying “shaken not stirred”, he says something like “do I look like I give a damn?”
@@trainfire2008 not quite.but now the whole world knows you made a mistake. hint hint.
@@justinsmolik2834 "The whole world is going to know how you died scratching my balls!"
Alternate title: Bond being Sheldon Cooper
Well technically he was wrong about Corsica
"Actually, it's in Sardinia"-Major Anya Amasova
3:02 Christopher Lee was told that he wouldn't make it in Hollywood because he was too darn tall. Also was a real assassin.
Sean Connery and Roger Moore were the best 👌🏿
This video highlights one of the biggest flaws of the DC era. His “Bond” is plainly stupid. He got caught by a camera in Casino Royale and then in Spectre he fails to destroy the surveillance system at Mr. White’s hideout
Le Chiffre gets attacked. But he does'nt carry a gun with him, like when he's interrogating James Bond
When Q is talking about the Fighting Temeraire battleship painting in Skyfall, the REAL James Bond would've flexed his knowledge of military history, NOT said "a bloody big ship" I can imagine Roger's Bond saying "The Fighting Temeraire! Played a key strategic role in the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805!"
And when you think of it, yeah, Craig's Bond is pretty incompetent. Casino and Skyfall he outright failed his mission, in NTTD someone else had to take down Spectre and in the end he got himself killed.
Craig's bond was an Agent, trying to play on 00-Agent difficulty.
@@tcaudiobooks737 In DC Bond's defense, in "Skyfall," he was tired and, for the most part, didn't want to be there but was because of his sense of duty. He was probably prepared to flex his knowledge, but seeing some "kid" in a sweater vest was enough for him to just toss that out the window. He even gets up to leave, showing he really wanted nothing to do with him. In Casino, the whole film is about him being a loose canon, young, and impulsive, somebody who M promoted "too early," which is why he makes a lot of mistakes, and pretty much jeopardized the mission because of his ego. Skyfall, again, he was an old man playing a "young man's game" in a world he didn't understand, or so the movie tries to paint him. He actually succeeds in his mission initially, but Q fell for Sliva's plan, though I suppose one can argue Bond should have seen this coming a mile away. Everyone should have to be fair. And in NTTD, technically he quit, and he completed his mission in destroying Heracles. So the only real issue is that Bond left MI6, knowing Spectre was still out there. However, in Craig's universe, Bond doesn't have as strong a will to take down Spectre, as he did pre-Craig.
@@malcolmparker8376 Craig’s “Bond” never matured. He kept making the same mistakes and wanted to quit in every mission. The only time his take on the character was right was in Blood Stone (a videogame). He’s sold as an old, anachronistic agent too early in his run and nobody bought that idea, even his fans
So I guess Craig deducting that woman's fear, tragic past, and connection to the villain in Skyfall doesn't count huh? But then again it was pretty dark in ways that might feel a bit out of place here
I used to love these movies, right up to the latest Bond. I just couldn't like them. Nothing wrong with the actor at all, but they were a bit too realistic for me. I like the more stylistic Bonds. I used to like the style and the stunts and the girls and the fun.
@David Griffin.
Yesh very much agree.
Not realistic, unless you call breaking off a doorknob with one hand 'realistic and gritty'
Fleming himself wrote tongue in cheek.
He was giggling when Noel Coward was reading draft of Bond and Solitaire tied naked:
'I never wanted it to be like this '
Coward: Surely, dear boy, you're not including this!?
Fleming, thru tears of laughter: Yes!!!
@@jakemay637 Ian Fleming, the James Bond of writers?
Fleming wrote as an expert on everything, but he did ask advice from experts, which 007 would never do (at least the film Bond)!
James Bond being a boozy, womanizing smart ass was the inspiration for the TV show Archer 😂
Well we can see 1995 was the beginning of the end for Western Culture.
Blocked channel in 0:16, that’s actually quite impressive; so I’ll leave a comment for that.
Sweet. But I was expecting to see Bond tell Moneypenny that he didn't need the book Instant Japanese as he received high marks in Oriental language at Cambridge. LoL
M: Bond, what do you know about the dinosaur called Edmontosaurus?
Bond: Edmontosaurus? Ah, yes. Edmontosaurus is a genus of hadrosaurid dinosaur. It contains two known species: Edmontosaurus regalis and Edmontosaurus annectens. Fossils of E. regalis have been found in rocks of western North America that date from the late Campanian stage of the Cretaceous Period 73 million years ago, while those of E. annectens were found in the same geographic region but in rocks dated to the end of the Maastrichtian stage of the Cretaceous, 66 million years ago. Edmontosaurus was one of the last non-avian dinosaurs, and lived alongside dinosaurs like Triceratops, Tyrannosaurus, Ankylosaurus, and Pachycephalosaurus shortly before the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event. Why sir?
I would call this "James Bond being educated". Not a smart ass.
But there's plenty of footage where he is a smart ass 😂
What about Daniel craig