Leading roles, of which, he is merely a super-hacker CIA agent, alien super god, hyper-intelligent author, alien super god, and the wonder twins. Modest roles for a humble man.
The thing that kills me about Breen movies is how vague all the writing is. Like the man has no imagination so he just says a character was a "corporate businessman". Can't even muster the effort to just say something like "He was a financial advisor for ZooptyWoo Pharmaceutical." Somehow he has no imagination, while also having enough imagination to accidentally write the plot of Trigun.
it often feels like multiple scripts mashed together as well. Is the focus on the twin brother, missions from Aliens or the evil corrupt government conspiracy that Breen always have?
It feels so much like stories I'd make up as a kid, where every job title is vague, scifi and fantasy and espionage are mashed into one, dialogue is on the nose or nonsensical, and a magic rock I found in my yard is a major plot point.
"I've never had a beard!" reminds me of La Moustache, the story of a frenchman who shaves off his lifelong moustache as a prank, getting increasingly upset when no one seems to notice. Thinking his wife and friends were in on it and making fun of him he confronts everyone where they tell him he'd never had a moustache.
Neil Breen... The only actor/filmmaker that can make Tommy Wiseau look like Warren Beatty! I didn't think it was possible, but Neil Breen actually reached a new level of bizarreness. The bad slapping and jumping through the air scenes are what did it for me.
Wiseau at least has a enough of a level of self awareness that there's a level of fun somewhere. Neil Breen seems like someone who genuinely thinks he's a master in the art of cinema.
@@mightyfilm I don't know about that. It seems like Breen's favorite movie are the old Steven Seagal movie where he fight corruption and saves the day with flowers, but he just doesn't have the budget or knowhow to pull it off.
That's probably it. Wiseau seems to have embraced the fact his movie is seen as so bad it's good and all the celebrity that comes with it. Breen sounds like he has a bad frame of reference for what a movie is, and if he found out his movies were a laughing stock, he'd go apeshit somewhere on the internet on everyone who laughed at these things.
We can't forget the best Breen line ever: I can't believe you committed suicide. I can't believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? Jim!
Leave it to Breen to cast himself as android characters, but still having his character hook up with a woman young enough to be his daughter. Given that, and his range as an actor, you could call him the 21st century Warren Beatty. At least Beatty can direct competently.
The fact that having more of a budget and using special effects somehow makes the movie look even worse than usual is a true testament to the enigma that is Neil Breen. Breenius, indeed.
I just realized that Breen is basically a reincarnation isekai character. overwhelmingly powerful, everyone loves him, never threatened by anything at all other than himself, given all his powers by some outside force... he's an anime now.
I can imagine the mouse pointer on the computer screen where he use the flying effects. Just sliding a cutout of himself across the the screen. No competition for next years special effects on the oscars. I like that he gave the stock footage eagle a credit in the end credits.
@@Chipiliro613 Honestly this, he seems happy making these, he does get money for them, and we get a solid laugh. Everyone wins. I really hope he stays blissfully unaware because it's probably better for him. Otherwise someone with his passion and ego and lack of competence probably would spiral hard if he figured it out.
While Tommy definitely went self aware and it ruined everything he touched afterwards, James didn't. The problem with James is his actors were in on the joke so that's what made Birdemic II terrible when compared to the original. Instead of trying to rein them in from overacting or repeating gags from his first movie he just let them do it because he's a terrible director with no self-awareness. The man is literally still trying to create a romantic thriller.
No no. Tommy Wiseau still has yet to accept what he is. Its the fan films he's in that do that. He still sees himself as an autuer which I may have spelled wrong.
OMG Neil Breen is a cinematic genius! I just ran thought the special FX scenes in slow-mo and they're stuffed with little hints and clues, to help us understand the truth of the piece! For instance, at 3:50 he briefly shows two Neil's at once, after he's jumped to the window. Surely this is a clue to the fact that there IS no twin, he's just a mental construct of his fears and failings as a human being. By separating this aspect of himself into a secondary persona, he gains the ability to become "superhuman" - better than he was originally, stronger, smarter. He uses this perfect form to perform all the superhuman feats that we see. For a brief moment we see his personas collapse into one, which is the VERY SECOND he stops flying and decides to land. Whether it's done consciously or subconsciously, Neil is able to briefly collapse this dual-waveform of personalities in order to "deactivate" his Christ-like abilities and succumb to gravity. I also see that Neil's character freezes in place for a moment before flying, and remains completely still whilst using this ability. This must be done in order to properly synchronise both aspects of himself - once he's reached that perfect state, he most cease all movement and bodily functions like blinking, in order to maintain that perfectly synchronised, ideally harmonic form. Whilst he cannot move his body whilst in this harmonious state, he is nevertheless able to manipulate the space around him; clearly evident when he jumps, flies or makes white powder appear and disappear in a matter of moments. (BTW The white powder only involved manipulating a small area of space-time, so he only needed to harmonise with his other body for a matter of milliseconds - far too quickly for a normal human to comprehend). This may also explain why his oxygen feed was placed over bandages - one part of him had his face bandaged, whilst the other only had the O2 tube. In order to recover from his injuries, he had to merge personalities, causing the quantum waveform to collapse into a state where he was wearing both the O2 tube AND the bandages...
There are interviews on YT to see. Plus there’s a ‘behind the director’ featurette from him available too. He truly considers himself a mainstream project director who produces films way above the midnight screening moniker they’ve gotten. He’s delusional and detached from reality and it’s delicious to watch 😆
It never ceases to amaze me that some how he keeps making these movies. It's just uncanny and how's that really anyone can make movies regardless on skill or money in this day and age.
Here’s hoping that if we keep supporting Neil Brien that he’ll eventually get to do a big budget movie. I’d kill to see what he would do with an actual budget
It’s definitely not just you! I was just about to comment that he delivers his lines like a bargain bin Lorenzo Music. Neil Breen’s Garfield would be an amazing film.
I love how even this film's poster is consistent with the actual events of a Breen movie being convoluted, confusing and overly complicated. "Breen-screened"...The Cinema Snob. That level of professional content is why I am here. Well, that and Lloyd clips.
That aside, I'm actually embarrassed to admit to being intrigued by some of Breen's choices in this one; the stuff with Kuze - the cats, the voice - is weirdly Lynchian and almost like something out of Twin Peaks, just.. Less of an intentional mindfuck and conveyed very oddly by Breen.
@@cannibalbunnygirl There's another show just called 9-1-1 and 9-1-1: Lonestar seems to have been made to be a more light hearted version. Although with modern TV that just means that the characters are allowed to laugh unironically on occasion and that every episode has at least one WTF moment that's played up for humor.
I've always wondered where Breen gets the money to make his films. People struggle for years to raise funds to get their independent film made and after crowdfunding, trying to get investors interested, they might manage to get one movie completed. Neil Breen' made 5 films in less than 15 years. True they were really low budget, but even ultra low budget films can cost a small fortune.
I can't stop thinking why they put the biggest guy next to the smallest gal in the board room meeting scene. He looks HUGE and she looks tiny like... I dunno why I'm focused on that but I guess that's what Neil Breen does to you.
Once again, we enter the wonderfully odd and cheap looking world of Neil Breen. Even though I've never seen any of these movies, besides on this show, but the clips I see really make me want to see these movies. They all have these "so bad, they're good" vibes in every aspect. And this new one is probably his most "ambitious" of the bunch.
Been watching your stuff nonstop lately. Even though you remind me of Ebert during his Friday the 13th 4 review. Very glad to see some Neil pop up on my feed!
Weird Movies With Mark, Professor Tosspot, and now the Snob have reviewed this masterpiece? The holy trinity comes through for me again! Happy days are here again=)
I’ve never heard of Professor Tosspot but I’ll look them up. Mark’s review of this film is one of my favorites of his videos. He’s just hilarious in it.
@@bayonetababe9697 Learned of Tosspot about two years back. Loved his stuff ever since. Worth a watch imo. Mark's sarcasm is just pure brilliance. He reminds me of young Seinfeld
@@furrybogard9724 I’m so glad you mentioned him. I went straight to his channel and he’s great. I loved his review of “Twisted Pair”. So I just started watching more of his stuff. I really like “The Predator” review. He’s hilarious and now I got some videos to binge =)
17:46 "I can't believe she was one of them. I cannot believe she was one of them. How could she do this? How could she be one of them? I can't help her out of this one."
Some movies are meant to convey meaning and philosophy, to make statements about politics and the state of human condition. The other meaning of a movie is to be interesting and entertaining to watch. By this metric, Neil Breen is an excellent filmmaker. His movies are just fun.
The only director who makes me feel like I drank a gallon of bourbon, after passed out feel like waterboarded with cheap scotch and yet also feel sober when I hear that Neil Breen voice and think he is drunk
I know it isn't even close to being the weirdest or most random thing to be shown in this, but did anyone else notice the "Ultraviolet" poster in the background at 18:30, on the left? Also, great video once again Brad. Neil Brien is always a treat. Keep up the good work. Also, can't wait for the next "Hellraiser" reviews. 👍.
There is such a thing as Neil Breen Retrospective where he kind of explains how he makes films with clips from these films. Costs a pretty penny though.
I just came to visit this channel for the first time in a while. I'm glad to see you're still at it but pleeeeaaasssseeee go back to reviewing obscure exploitation flicks. I miss that so much.
1:26-1:34 (Bad twin confirmed) 2:00-2:04 (🤣) 2:45-2:52 (I knew it!) 3:47-4:02 (Breen as Superman? Call up Hollywood) 5:28-5:38 (I have a feeling many actresses have said that to him) 6:01-6:04 (Needs the creepy music) 6:09-6:47 (Cry laughing over that line delivery! Holy shit! 🤣🤣🤣) 7:40-7:55 (What is happening??) 9:38-9:55 (🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️) 11:08-11:15 (Short answer? Yes) 11:29-11:32 (Why are there 2 moons?!?) 12:18-12:21 (Same) 14:18-14:32 (I... Have no words) 16:24-16:42 (Best commercial ever) 19:50-19:54 (A feel of dat ass) 20:25-20:31 (Neil Breen is ET)
2:52- At least I'm currently having my annual Star Wars Saga marathon where I watch Episodes I - IX as the days lead up to May 25, which was the day in 1977 when A New Hope was first released. 3:55- Not me. Neil Breen is no Henry Cavill. 8:51- I'd actually watch a SyFy Original Movie instead of a Neil Breen movie. 13:59- I'm guessing that The Blues Brothers appearing in a Neil Breen movie is an overdue punishment for making Blues Brothers 2000. 16:17 & 17:34- Breen act-yells like a senile old man. 16:40- Yeah, I'd also watch 9-1-1 Lone Star over a Neil Breen movie. 19:54- This fake background makes me wish I was watching the Natalie Portman movie, Annihilation. 20:27- *OH FOR FUCK SAKE!*
I love Neil Breen's humility: in the five movies he directed, he's only given himself six leading roles.
Leading roles, of which, he is merely a super-hacker CIA agent, alien super god, hyper-intelligent author, alien super god, and the wonder twins. Modest roles for a humble man.
@@ndep93 And of course he's always desired by young, attractive women
@@chileno189 and he has the wardrobe of a 21 year old.
@@mrpersonality3497 a 21 year old from the 80's, all he needs is a Members Only jacket lol
This comment should be pinned.
The thing that kills me about Breen movies is how vague all the writing is. Like the man has no imagination so he just says a character was a "corporate businessman". Can't even muster the effort to just say something like "He was a financial advisor for ZooptyWoo Pharmaceutical."
Somehow he has no imagination, while also having enough imagination to accidentally write the plot of Trigun.
it often feels like multiple scripts mashed together as well. Is the focus on the twin brother, missions from Aliens or the evil corrupt government conspiracy that Breen always have?
Wow, great job pointing to unintentional Trigun reference, would've never guessed myself (even though I love it).
Not to mention he always plays the same stone-faced hacker cyborg Jesus exposing vague government conspiracies.
It feels so much like stories I'd make up as a kid, where every job title is vague, scifi and fantasy and espionage are mashed into one, dialogue is on the nose or nonsensical, and a magic rock I found in my yard is a major plot point.
His imagination is similar to Diet Coke: there's just enough of the thing there to technically count, but not enough to actually be the thing
Neil Breen is a genius. Casts himself as twins so that he can make out with TWO actresses onscreen! Brilliant!
He managed to do that in Fateful Findings just fine while playing one character.
"I've never had a beard!" reminds me of La Moustache, the story of a frenchman who shaves off his lifelong moustache as a prank, getting increasingly upset when no one seems to notice. Thinking his wife and friends were in on it and making fun of him he confronts everyone where they tell him he'd never had a moustache.
I've never had a beer!
Sounds like mind hacking. 😮😮
Neil Breen... The only actor/filmmaker that can make Tommy Wiseau look like Warren Beatty!
I didn't think it was possible, but Neil Breen actually reached a new level of bizarreness.
The bad slapping and jumping through the air scenes are what did it for me.
Wiseau at least has a enough of a level of self awareness that there's a level of fun somewhere. Neil Breen seems like someone who genuinely thinks he's a master in the art of cinema.
@@mightyfilm I don't know about that. It seems like Breen's favorite movie are the old Steven Seagal movie where he fight corruption and saves the day with flowers, but he just doesn't have the budget or knowhow to pull it off.
That's probably it. Wiseau seems to have embraced the fact his movie is seen as so bad it's good and all the celebrity that comes with it. Breen sounds like he has a bad frame of reference for what a movie is, and if he found out his movies were a laughing stock, he'd go apeshit somewhere on the internet on everyone who laughed at these things.
@@mightyfilm at least Neil never goes after people who call out his movies for being absolutely crazy. Looking at you Derek Savage
I should hope not. Otherwise Tim Heidecker better watch his back with those Decker adult swim series.
Can't believe the magnum opus of Neil Breen's acting isn't included here: "WHO AM I? WHAT AM I?"
WHERE ARE YOU?!?
We can't forget the best Breen line ever: I can't believe you committed suicide. I can't believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? Jim!
WHY AM I?
ISNT THAT CORRUPT?
I love that Breen's Wikipedia article's picture is one where someone caught him mid blink.
Just looked it up. LMAO! I’m surprised he didn’t insist on it being changed.
Seeing Neil Breen as superman has made me an official supporter. I haven't seen effects that good since a NES game. With all due respect.
I like NES tho. :(
Has anyone wondered if Neil Breen's films are secretly brilliant but you can only see the hidden imagery if you wear a special pair of sunglasses?
Mark my words, it's all about the cat statues.
Hm....how about ... no....
I've heard people say the same about uwe boll
Have we been living in the They Live timeline this entire time?
@@Kronotross The Cat Statues are a much funnier character than we've ever had... If we can get them working :/
Breen is the apex in bad movies right now. Its wonderfull been alive in a time when you can expect a new Breen film.
EYES ON BREEN
Breen is truly a marvelous human being.
“Corrupted corruption corruptedness.” The Neil Breeniest Breeness.
A three-Breen Salad if you will
Leave it to Breen to cast himself as android characters, but still having his character hook up with a woman young enough to be his daughter.
Given that, and his range as an actor, you could call him the 21st century Warren Beatty.
At least Beatty can direct competently.
Breen is the most competent writer/director of the new generation, try again silly
Yeah and Warren Beatty can also act.
@@bayonetababe9697 If it's a passive, lowkey guy, yeah, but he had a bad habit of casting himself in lead roles that required more energetic charisma.
Must have been inspired by Steven Segal.
The fact that having more of a budget and using special effects somehow makes the movie look even worse than usual is a true testament to the enigma that is Neil Breen.
Breenius, indeed.
Although George Lucas did have a larger budget and more special effects for the Star Wars prequels, but you don’t see much praise for those movies.
Breenius: The ability to make hilariously awful movies while believing that they're serious, important movies.
I just realized that Breen is basically a reincarnation isekai character. overwhelmingly powerful, everyone loves him, never threatened by anything at all other than himself, given all his powers by some outside force... he's an anime now.
And he's emotionless and wooden too
Damn, Neil Breen is really fixated on advanced alien AI's bringing justice. Wasn't that pretty much the plot Pass Through?
And "I Am Here...Now?"
His heroic endeavours cause even more harm and destruction..
Neil would def get hard if he learned about Roko's Basilisk
I can imagine the mouse pointer on the computer screen where he use the flying effects. Just sliding a cutout of himself across the the screen. No competition for next years special effects on the oscars. I like that he gave the stock footage eagle a credit in the end credits.
No one can resist the gravitational pull of Neil Breen.
Some have, but they became cast members in a PureFlix movie.
I thank the heavens that Breen has stayed "true" to himself and not devolved to lame self parody like Tommy Wiseau or James Nguyen did
Yeah but that just goes to show how self-delusion on you really is.
Neil's purity needs to be protected at all costs.
@@Chipiliro613 Honestly this, he seems happy making these, he does get money for them, and we get a solid laugh. Everyone wins. I really hope he stays blissfully unaware because it's probably better for him. Otherwise someone with his passion and ego and lack of competence probably would spiral hard if he figured it out.
While Tommy definitely went self aware and it ruined everything he touched afterwards, James didn't. The problem with James is his actors were in on the joke so that's what made Birdemic II terrible when compared to the original. Instead of trying to rein them in from overacting or repeating gags from his first movie he just let them do it because he's a terrible director with no self-awareness.
The man is literally still trying to create a romantic thriller.
No no. Tommy Wiseau still has yet to accept what he is. Its the fan films he's in that do that. He still sees himself as an autuer which I may have spelled wrong.
OMG Neil Breen is a cinematic genius! I just ran thought the special FX scenes in slow-mo and they're stuffed with little hints and clues, to help us understand the truth of the piece!
For instance, at 3:50 he briefly shows two Neil's at once, after he's jumped to the window.
Surely this is a clue to the fact that there IS no twin, he's just a mental construct of his fears and failings as a human being.
By separating this aspect of himself into a secondary persona, he gains the ability to become "superhuman" - better than he was originally, stronger, smarter. He uses this perfect form to perform all the superhuman feats that we see.
For a brief moment we see his personas collapse into one, which is the VERY SECOND he stops flying and decides to land. Whether it's done consciously or subconsciously, Neil is able to briefly collapse this dual-waveform of personalities in order to "deactivate" his Christ-like abilities and succumb to gravity.
I also see that Neil's character freezes in place for a moment before flying, and remains completely still whilst using this ability.
This must be done in order to properly synchronise both aspects of himself - once he's reached that perfect state, he most cease all movement and bodily functions like blinking, in order to maintain that perfectly synchronised, ideally harmonic form.
Whilst he cannot move his body whilst in this harmonious state, he is nevertheless able to manipulate the space around him; clearly evident when he jumps, flies or makes white powder appear and disappear in a matter of moments. (BTW The white powder only involved manipulating a small area of space-time, so he only needed to harmonise with his other body for a matter of milliseconds - far too quickly for a normal human to comprehend).
This may also explain why his oxygen feed was placed over bandages - one part of him had his face bandaged, whilst the other only had the O2 tube. In order to recover from his injuries, he had to merge personalities, causing the quantum waveform to collapse into a state where he was wearing both the O2 tube AND the bandages...
Brad, you should try to get an interview with Neil, a lot of us are really dying to see if he takes himself as seriously as we think he does.
There are interviews on YT to see. Plus there’s a ‘behind the director’ featurette from him available too. He truly considers himself a mainstream project director who produces films way above the midnight screening moniker they’ve gotten. He’s delusional and detached from reality and it’s delicious to watch 😆
Thanks dog. I'll check it out
I wouldn't be surprised if he does take himself seriously, like the guy behind Birdemic.
@@The_gaming_archaeologist it’s odd to watch him speak about himself because he really does think 🤔 he’s a legitimate Hollywood level director lol.
@@chrisdooley6468 "this is NOT a midnight movie, this is a legitimate, full length feature film"
The Breen Screen is killin' it in this one.
Irrelevant or not but when Neil flew up in the air and The Snob said "Back To Normal!!" I lost my shit 😂🤣😂.
It never ceases to amaze me that some how he keeps making these movies. It's just uncanny and how's that really anyone can make movies regardless on skill or money in this day and age.
Here’s hoping that if we keep supporting Neil Brien that he’ll eventually get to do a big budget movie. I’d kill to see what he would do with an actual budget
Piss it away on fucking weird shit
Bro my wife loves to break picture frames over my head. She didn’t know she was my wife I guess I should let her know I’m finally out of jail.
Is it just me, or does Neil Breen sound a lot like Garfield?
It’s definitely not just you! I was just about to comment that he delivers his lines like a bargain bin Lorenzo Music. Neil Breen’s Garfield would be an amazing film.
Lol, I think he sounds a lot like Bill Murray as Garfield.
I guess he hates Mondays
can't unhear that now...
Holy shit you're right
i love how he films this shit at the local library after hours lol like a freshmen comm student
I love how even this film's poster is consistent with the actual events of a Breen movie being convoluted, confusing and overly complicated.
"Breen-screened"...The Cinema Snob. That level of professional content is why I am here. Well, that and Lloyd clips.
I love how Brad respects the incorrect comma in the poster copy. He knows it shouldn't be there, but he pauses anyway.
I can't believe I saw this film in a theatre. I had a great time, though. Couldn't stop laughing.
wait, you paid for it?
@@16rumpole Yup.
I just can’t believe it was in a theater.
There ain't no way this pile of shit was shown in a theater unless it was a joke
This actually made it to a theater?! I thought it was just a straight-to-DVD kind of thing.
i dont know why but the "WHY ARE THERE TWO MOONS?!?" said in such an exasperated tone had me cracking up
I’m convinced Neil Breen really is an alien and these films aren’t meant for human consumption but his own kind.
Ironically, it would feel strange if Neil Breen filmed a scene that wasn’t awkward.
Breen not filming an awkward scene would be awkward.
Would be awesome if you and the guys from "Good Bad Bad Bad" reviewed a Neil Been film together!
Wait this isn't a documentary on testicular torsion, PASS!
Bless this man for making films the way he wants, giving zero fucks about what people think of their quality
The Snob and Neil Breen? Two of my favorite things!
Can you spot the taped on mustache 😂😂😂 Winner gets to be my favorite human for 12 minutes
I know I think that’s one of the funniest things about the movie. It keeps showing the guy and it keeps coming undone more each time.
Oh I can't wait for Breen to go full Eddie Murphy and play 10 roles in one film...
And we have the movie for RLM's 200th episode of BOTW ^^
Rip Lloyd ond and congrats on the new baby on the way my man 👍👍💐🙏🙏😇😇😎
"IIIII NEVER HAD A BEARD! I NEVER HAD A BEARD!" It says so much about Breen that those lines aren't the funniest thing he's written.
That aside, I'm actually embarrassed to admit to being intrigued by some of Breen's choices in this one; the stuff with Kuze - the cats, the voice - is weirdly Lynchian and almost like something out of Twin Peaks, just.. Less of an intentional mindfuck and conveyed very oddly by Breen.
As soon as I saw Neils fucking face(s) I audibly screamed “OH FUCK YES”
I’m gonna really savor this breen
Sometimes I feel like I watch Cinema Snob just for the Lonestar clips.
What even is that show? I mean, it looks like it should be parody but I don't think it is
@@cannibalbunnygirl There's another show just called 9-1-1 and 9-1-1: Lonestar seems to have been made to be a more light hearted version.
Although with modern TV that just means that the characters are allowed to laugh unironically on occasion and that every episode has at least one WTF moment that's played up for humor.
@@cannibalbunnygirl It's suppose to be a show about EMTs kind of like Emergency! was back in the day.
I love awkward dialog; its like an alien trying to pass itself off as a human 🙃
I've always wondered where Breen gets the money to make his films. People struggle for years to raise funds to get their independent film made and after crowdfunding, trying to get investors interested, they might manage to get one movie completed. Neil Breen' made 5 films in less than 15 years. True they were really low budget, but even ultra low budget films can cost a small fortune.
Another breentastic masterpiece...thank you Cinema Snob for sharing this bizarre experience of a movie with us.
Quick! Hide all broken laptops!
The global inventory of IBM Think Pads is way down, thanks to Neil FUCKING Breen!
(joel voice) "it's neil breen and neil breen in 'the twist trap'!"
I can't stop thinking why they put the biggest guy next to the smallest gal in the board room meeting scene.
He looks HUGE and she looks tiny like... I dunno why I'm focused on that but I guess that's what Neil Breen does to you.
Once again, we enter the wonderfully odd and cheap looking world of Neil Breen. Even though I've never seen any of these movies, besides on this show, but the clips I see really make me want to see these movies. They all have these "so bad, they're good" vibes in every aspect. And this new one is probably his most "ambitious" of the bunch.
Been watching your stuff nonstop lately. Even though you remind me of Ebert during his Friday the 13th 4 review. Very glad to see some Neil pop up on my feed!
I've never even heard of this movie but it seems absolutely hillarious. Thanks Snob!
Breen's Producer: No one's going to believe in that facial hair.
Actor tied up in chains & shot: Don't worry I've got that covered.
It's probably been suggested countless times over the years that Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau have a Thunderdome deathmatch, right?
Oh Loyd and his clips of the week. My favorite part of these reviews.
I've waiting 5. No, 6 thousand years for this moment.
Weird Movies With Mark, Professor Tosspot, and now the Snob have reviewed this masterpiece? The holy trinity comes through for me again! Happy days are here again=)
I’ve never heard of Professor Tosspot but I’ll look them up. Mark’s review of this film is one of my favorites of his videos. He’s just hilarious in it.
@@bayonetababe9697 Learned of Tosspot about two years back. Loved his stuff ever since. Worth a watch imo. Mark's sarcasm is just pure brilliance. He reminds me of young Seinfeld
@@furrybogard9724 I’m so glad you mentioned him. I went straight to his channel and he’s great. I loved his review of “Twisted Pair”. So I just started watching more of his stuff. I really like “The Predator” review. He’s hilarious and now I got some videos to binge =)
James Nguyen needs to make a "Man Who Knew too Much" rip-off staring Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau.
FINALLY!!!!! Been waiting for a good long while to see you review this
17:46
"I can't believe she was one of them. I cannot believe she was one of them. How could she do this? How could she be one of them? I can't help her out of this one."
It's hard to believe Breen as an A.I., an A.I. could legitimately write a better movie than him.
It would be the greatest prank if he made nine movies like these, then the 10th is one of the best films of all time.
Highly unlikely! Though, it's fun to hypothesize😄
how can Neil Breen make so many movies while not knowing how to act or any special effects?
Crowd funding
This review is just genius. I have spent the last 20-odd minutes laughing my ass off
I demand that Cinema Snob and Neil Breen cooperate and create a remake of "Caligula" immediately!!!!
Some movies are meant to convey meaning and philosophy, to make statements about politics and the state of human condition.
The other meaning of a movie is to be interesting and entertaining to watch.
By this metric, Neil Breen is an excellent filmmaker. His movies are just fun.
I've been waiting for this review since you mentioned this movie back in your Fateful Findings review over two years ago.
The only director who makes me feel like I drank a gallon of bourbon, after passed out feel like waterboarded with cheap scotch and yet also feel sober when I hear that Neil Breen voice and think he is drunk
I know it isn't even close to being the weirdest or most random thing to be shown in this, but did anyone else notice the "Ultraviolet" poster in the background at 18:30, on the left?
Also, great video once again Brad. Neil Brien is always a treat. Keep up the good work. Also, can't wait for the next "Hellraiser" reviews. 👍.
I noticed it when watching the film for the first time, Ultraviolet is a guilty pleasure of mine.
Oooh, new Neil Breen review, sold.
I would personally want to have this film in a Breen boxed set with commentary from the man himself on his thoughts during his filmmaking odyssey.
I already love commentaries but this one would indeed be very.. Special yes.
There is such a thing as Neil Breen Retrospective where he kind of explains how he makes films with clips from these films. Costs a pretty penny though.
Any entry in the Breen-a-verse? I’m there dude!
Am I crazy, or does Neil Breen sound almost exactly like Lorenzo Music?
Now I can’t unhear it! 😩 It’s sleepy Venkman
Can't wait for the sequel- (supposedly coming out 2022) -Neil & his Brother w/the cool beard are on FIRE!
Wow.. the acting is legendary...
ugh, i had when parents give children names that start with the same letter, it only ever makes it harder to tell the little brats apart.
On the occasion I've mixed with other parents the phrase I've heard used for it is 'sib-sets' makes me shudder
Thanks for showing that SciFi channel commercial. I'd forgotten I'd liked it.
I wonder what a video game directed by Neil Breen would be like...
Mgs tier all day
Deadly Premonition
@@Corthmic office bugs is vary Breen energy.
That old PlayStation horror game D
" Your favorite .Mom called today"
But we had that last week
This is one of the movies I finally got around to watching during quarantine and, I like (somewhat) non ironically. Have I gone insane?
I wanna seen Neil Breen’s Hell Raiser
Mr Cuuzz might be the most bizarre character in a Neil Breen film aside from Breen.
Finally, he's here..........now.......twice.
Just passing.....thru.
He's just gonna double down on fateful findings
I'm waiting for the Neil Breen remake of Birdemic.... Something tells me the special effects will be much better...
I love how he pauses the stock footage to extend the shot. Breenius.
Today I learned that all 5 Breen films are available for download on the internet archive. Merry Xmas to me!
I just came to visit this channel for the first time in a while. I'm glad to see you're still at it but pleeeeaaasssseeee go back to reviewing obscure exploitation flicks. I miss that so much.
Well, we've always had a heart for the heartland!
"We are on the verge of mind hacking!"
XD
It’s my favorite b-movie director/producer/actor/set crewman
What can't he do?!
Neil Breen forever! I need him tattooed on my back for my future girlfriends to ask questions
My missus loves the Neil Breen film\movie joke.
Brad really keeps getting funnier and funnier.
Special effects by the Children's Television Workshop.
These are mesmerizing. I wouldn't ever tell him how bad they are, but man!!!
1:26-1:34 (Bad twin confirmed)
2:00-2:04 (🤣)
2:45-2:52 (I knew it!)
3:47-4:02 (Breen as Superman? Call up Hollywood)
5:28-5:38 (I have a feeling many actresses have said that to him)
6:01-6:04 (Needs the creepy music)
6:09-6:47 (Cry laughing over that line delivery! Holy shit! 🤣🤣🤣)
7:40-7:55 (What is happening??)
9:38-9:55 (🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️)
11:08-11:15 (Short answer? Yes)
11:29-11:32 (Why are there 2 moons?!?)
12:18-12:21 (Same)
14:18-14:32 (I... Have no words)
16:24-16:42 (Best commercial ever)
19:50-19:54 (A feel of dat ass)
20:25-20:31 (Neil Breen is ET)
AI will never replace the majesty of nature being composited into a shot.
2:52- At least I'm currently having my annual Star Wars Saga marathon where I watch Episodes I - IX as the days lead up to May 25, which was the day in 1977 when A New Hope was first released.
3:55- Not me. Neil Breen is no Henry Cavill.
8:51- I'd actually watch a SyFy Original Movie instead of a Neil Breen movie.
13:59- I'm guessing that The Blues Brothers appearing in a Neil Breen movie is an overdue punishment for making Blues Brothers 2000.
16:17 & 17:34- Breen act-yells like a senile old man.
16:40- Yeah, I'd also watch 9-1-1 Lone Star over a Neil Breen movie.
19:54- This fake background makes me wish I was watching the Natalie Portman movie, Annihilation.
20:27- *OH FOR FUCK SAKE!*
I hope he does one of those DVD features for the commentary for be interesting to see what he's actually thinking about all this bizarre thing
When you double the Neil, you must double the breen...so let it be written, so will it be done.
This is the only Breen movie I've seen... Fucking hell it was a tough watch...
Thank you for your service.