Google Translate Sings: "The Wellerman" ft. MALINDA and Tom McGovern
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“There once was a ship that..sank”
So basically the plot of every Titanic movie
Basically.
All...I want to say 7 of them...?
Yep
and britannic! she sank too!
... there's more than 1 Titanic movie?
"There's no such thing as a leopard"
"The tigers are gone"
What does GT have against big cats
Also "The name of the island is cat"
There is definitely something going on here
Fr lol
Who knows tho
Maybe because both species are endangered?
The island is named cat, yet there are no cats.
Tom's expression in this video is just perfectly on point: 'What exactly am I singing?"
while Malinda's is like, "ok this doesn't make sense... eh I'll make it make sense"
I can’t describe why and how much “Play with children’s toys” got me hyped
I can't explain why and how to use "toys"
For me it was the “whee!” It sort of set the tone for the rest of the song.
*WHEE*
Id like the comment but I don’t want to ruin the 444
Yeah XDD
“Forty days of crying, log off then on again”
Online school in a nutshell
It's online customer support in a nutshell, too. 😆
@@helenetrstrup4817 It's pretty much when you have a crappy computer lol
@@lowheadvarney158 Well, I suppose. My computer does the logout on its own with a blue screen of death twice a week on average. There was a reason why I did not want fancy Windows... The fancier it is, the more it breaks.
My previous laptop with windows 7, when it crashed, at least it'd crash properly. 😆
Lmao
And "we will take your vacation and run"
“The World is done licking.”
“We’ll take your vacation and run.”
“Evil will end one day”
“All flights were missing,”
-2020
Fr
So true
/2021
@@TheCool_Man no
this person means the year of 2020
@@goldphoenix9. 😐 what else would they be talking about?
I love how Tom just looks mildly confused throughout the whole video.
"Forty days of crying"
Everyone in quarantine:
*Those numbers are insultingly low*
Ironically the word quarantine comes from the words for "forty days"
@@dbseamz as a French speaker I totally agree, quarante = 40
But quarantaine (French word for quarantine) is from Italian quarantena, the same source for the English word :D
I cried for 40 days
Not all content is included:
This statistic is amazing
lent, right?
Me during quarantine: This is fine
"The captain takes the captain and insults him."
Pirates of the Caribbean in one sentence
Lmao the accuracy
Lmao
"Captain, patience, leader."
Defeat the thieves of Calabria
(Author: Thank you)
I don’t get it. (I don’t watch Pirates of the Caribbean)
Lmao you tight tho
''Give us sugar, tea and space''
British Empire be like
DANG
Lmaoooooooo
Ah so true xD
Don’t forget the slaves
as a british person i find this funny
"We'll take your vacation and run"
- Basically every employer
“evil will end one day, we’ll have a holiday season” yes that’s called 2022
Don't you dare Jinx it!
DON'T MAKE 2022 A BAD YEAR!!!!!!!!!
Our holiday season has come
Ok, so the whale is now canonically named Keith
an important question is does he love fried chicken?
Who doesn’t??
Does the whale carry a microphone everywhere?
@@flooaquarius4719 well, he actually needs a macrophone
@@MrDucklangTech it was actually a reference to Keith Habersberger cause he loves fried chicken 😂
“everyone’s holding a spoon and fighting with it”
just a normal day in the classroom (especially in free period)
Homeschool mom and... yeah. Same here. Only with less... pants. XD
@Ashley Penn
lmao
This song must be the cause of the Sith's predicted spoon shortage.
FeiraDragon
the what
@@cosmicofthestars3095 I think @feiradragon must have posted the result of a Google Translate comment....
"One day I'll lost my tongue"
"The World is done licking"
Well, one thing link to the other.
She lost her tongue by licking the world too much 😂
I can't tell if Translate hates big cats or wants to remind us how screwed big cats are.
Yes, as we recently learned they are delighted by climate change.
Google translate was the living embodiment of: “You had one job, and yet failed”
So I’m editing this because literally every other person that makes a comment with more than 100 likes edits their comment
Omg yes
When you fail the interview but they have to hire you because you are the only contestant
It’s more like you had one job, that is impossible to do 100% accurately, but you are still very useful
Mission failed successfully.
ᶦˢ ᶦᵗ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵃᶦⁿ ʲᵘˢᵗ ¹ ˢᵘᵇ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗˀ
"Give us sugar, tea and space."
Now that's the shanty of the Quarantine.
and the British Empire
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
"Forty days of crying"
Continuing: For I just need space and freedom. (PLEASE!)
"Give me sugar, tea and food."
He is now in quarantine.
“There once was a ship that sank”
Titanic in a nutshell
1:47 is a bank robbery gone very, very, very wrong.
"The woman gave birth to a suitable whale"
She survived right?
...
Right?
>8DDDDD
yeah but she is still recovering
1 like = 1 prayer for the woman who gave birth to a suitable whale
Mr krabs wife in a nutshell...
@@manupm9161 i thought pearl was adopted or something
“Give us sugar, tea and space”
I think google translate might be 1800’s britain
What ?
@@WinxAliNelCielo colonialist England, especially in the 1800's, is famous for exploiting their colonies and other nations for resources. Specifically, sugar from the Carribean, tea from their exploitative trade deals with Japan, and spices from their ownership of India
Give them sugar, tea and feces.
I think Google Translate was in English in the 19th century
@@playerhs7572
Google Translate is English
are u saying my great great great great great grandma was google translate?
I think Scandinavia might have to take responsibility for the space part, as "rum" is space in Danish.
It also means room...
Coincidentally, room can also mean space(NOT space as in “outer space” or “spacebar”) in English e.g. There’s no room for a new table.
I love how Tom just looks so confused by most of the lyrics he's singing 😆
“Log off and on again”
Ah yes, the solution to every computer issue
- Go out and try again.
Yes, yes, you can call yourself a ring owner!
Even with the school desktops.
Well...
I don't even want to know how translating "The Wellerman" resulted in her mentioning Batman.
lmaoo
I once did a Google Translation of the synopsis of The Battle of the Five Armies (the third Hobbit movie) and somehow got Airbus to appear in there. Airbus is a major plane manufacturer and Boeing’s main competitor.
@@bobogus7559 Plane.
@@Tyranitar. VROOOOOOOM
@@bobogus7559 isn’t that a lot of sentences and workxd pretty sure an entire hobbit movie is like 1 hour
Tom McGovern’s concerned sideway glances are everything
I think it was more confusion than concern like he wasn't sure what he was hearing was real.
1:52 *oh no*
"He has not left the bank in 2 week"
Jeez, how long is the freaking line?
Hmmm...
The whole country?
Maybe he was in quarantine on an other floor?
Or idk he was the bank-man??
If not... darn I don't wanna be after him in line...
Maybe he's working there. His vacation was stolen so
Probably hiding from rioters or something, and the bank is practically built like a fortress.
Or some sort of long af robbery.
Something horrible must've happened. Poor dude. :(
It's run by sloths, isn't it? XD
"Everyone is holding a spoon and fighting with it"
Does this mean the spoon shortage is finally over? I just broke my last spoon trying to find the sacred point connected to the brain.
yes the shortage is over. I think you missed a year or two thanks to quarantine...
"Everyone takes a spoon and returns it," he said.
So the spoon is not finished yet? The last spoon was broken in my head to understand pure thought
Yup, the Spoon Shortage is over, so Lord Sith. Thank Darth Malinda!
Wait what video are you referencing
@@bookwermofthefandoms the plagues from prince of egypt
"Keith took him and run"
"He doesnt want to be captain"
"40 days of crying"
"tigers are gone"
"Give is sugar, tea and space"
Please, we know what this song is about
Whats it about?
What?
Voltron-
@@ophelia5240 cool!
@@ohshit4860 It's about whales getting captured for whale oil??? (i dont really know but i still remember a person telling me what it's about)
“Log off then on again.”
On Windows 10, I do that frequently to see where the logon picture was taken.
*"There once was a ship that- sank?"*
It is like when the end of the movie is at the beginning..... dun dun dun
1:28
same energy as "and I'm the d*mn fool that shot him"
"This is the story of how I died."
@@BonaparteBardithion lol I almost said that instead but I figured Hamilton would be more well known
Rapunzel in one sentence
“there once was a ship that sank”
*rose and jack joined the chat*
Lol but very true to sum up the tragedy
Don't ask me why I had to read that comment three times because i kept reading ''ross'' instead of rose and my brain kept finishing the sentence with ''and rachel'' 😂
"The ship just sank."
Rose and Jack started the conversation
Dang for a second my brain was like... st who??? Hm???
...*ahem* more like they left the chat--
2:14 i thouht there will be a spoon shortage ?
I was literally thinking the same thing! From the time she translated The Plagues in like, 2018.
Tom looks so confused while singing this
“Forty days of crying” and “We’ll take your vacation and run” sums up quarantine lol
Edit: Thank you so much I’ve never gotten this many likes
Or working for a corporation
@@krzysiekbudzisz4572 lol
"Forty Days of Crying" and "He Gave You Comfort and Salvation", Summary of the Consequences of Loneliness
Edit: Thanks, I've never heard anything like this
"Log off then on again"
“Everyone is holding a spoon and fighting with it”
I actually did that earlier today, I was bored ok?
You know what im not surprised
what-
what time is it where you are
cuz its 9:38 where i am and that just seems early to start spoon fights
@@narwhalwithaknife946510:15 for me
@@narwhalwithaknife9465 1:25 here
11:11 here
Honestly, this is one of the most not dark and the most normal Google Translate has been, and I fricking love it!
The line “Hope the gardener will come soon” can be interpreted in two ways:
Hope (a woman named Hope) is a gardener and will come soon
Hope the gardener will come soon (you hope that the gardener will arrive soon)
Maybe it is that Hope Varman character...
i wonder if that gardener ever did show up???
That is logical but for the first one you need a comma after Hope so it will make sense
@@geoworld8869 yeah I know. That’s why punctuation matters.
@@margaretredner5075 STAY IN SCHOOL AND LEARN PUNCTUATION EVERYONE
“There once was a ship that….. SANK?!”
Ah yes, GT *almost* made a full sentence
Exams in June: we'll take your vacation and run
“We’ll take your vacation and run”
OI- Don’t take my vacation XD
“40 days of crying”
So relatable- 😂😂😂
2:37 possibly the best part
Agree😂
"🎶Possibly the best part🎶" me: YES!
@@notalextotally totally 😂😂😂😂😂
I like how "Sugar, tea, and rum" changes from chorus to chorus.
"Forty days of crying" me: no wonder the ocean is so deep 😂
I like how the male singers are co fused about what their singing
I was thinking the samething the whole time he had this look on his face like what is happening.
"But the Tigers are gone"
"There is no such thing as a Leopard"
"The name of the island is Cat"
Guys, I think Google Translate is trying to tell us something about 'Cats'-
GT's a cat, and it's a bad thing.
Or Warrior Cats. :)
“No desire to be a cat.”
*Cats the movie flashbacks*
the Internet is made from cats for cats... somany cat videos out there and boxes come in from online shopping on a regualr base...
The captain takes the captain and insults him... Jack Sparrow and Barbossa on the same ship? Mmm, that sounds about right.
But seriously, great video. I haven't laughed this loudly in weeks.
That's what I was thinking!!! I'm currently into Pirates of the Caribbean and I'm writing a new gen fanfict.
But is the rum gone?
@@fezenclop Well, I think the answer to that question will solve who insulted who.
"We'll take your vacation and run"
Literal best quote ever
"There's no such thing as a perfect version of Wellerma-"
This song is just, quarantine, Tiger King, and the Titanic all rolled into one. Each suck in their own way. But this, this is a comedy masterpiece.
Tiger King and Titanic, great music and isolation. Everyone is angry. But it's fun.
"We'll take your vacation and run"
COVID be like:
This needs to be on a shirt.
@@NielsonLucas Lots of Google Translate phrases do
“ we’ll take your vacation and run “ - *EVERY JOB EVER*
0:12 Just, just her face lmao
"Forty days of crying"
gives off Elise Ecklund vibes
Yea
true true
She could do the translated version of "I suffer more."
"40 days of crying"
Ecclund waits, trembling
@@WhereWhatHuh ... i translated it into every single language oh gt and this is what i got:
Love?
So, this song is now about an overworked mother of three? Ok.
And apparently a whale.
@@bridgetfarace3597 I dunno, I saw that whale thing as hyperbole. My mom said giving birth to me was like birthing a rhino because I was over twenty pounds despite being three weeks early, lol.
So this song brought her a mother of three. we will
AHAHAHAAHAHAH TRUE
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omgosh! i loved this so much. it really made my day. tysm!
"The gardener will come soon, give us sugar, tea and space" Ah, yes, the social-distancing tea party.
Google Translate seems to be suggesting that we’ll have a holiday season once all evil is gone. Unfortunately, it’s made difficult because war is coming out your ears. Only the gardener can vanquish the evil with various beverages.
AND SPACE!
Google Translator has advised us to go on holiday after all the bad things. Unfortunately, the war could not continue. Only a gardener can eliminate evil with any drink.
and they our vacations to give to the gardener
2:49 google just translated quarantine
Thank you for this video ! 😊🌹
There have been some pretty good ones, but this is by far the best of them. Thanks for this great content :3
"Batman always calls"
Isn't it the other way around?
Exactly!
"Batman screams all the time"
Isn't that the opposite?
COVID-19 be like: “We’ll take your vacation and run”
“All flights were missing”
@@AGglittersparkle "forty days of crying"
COVID-19: "Let's go on holiday and leave"
40 days of crying log of and on again
"evil will end one day"
No one:
Me trying to make my friends laugh: 3:06
I truly appreciate ths return
I like how "tea" is never mistranslated. Almost the entire world says either te/tea or chai/cha/çay, and both of those came from the same Chinese word. Chai if the word went over land from China, tea if by sea. (Google the te
a or chai map)
They're so much better than malaysian/indonesian t e h
It's pronounced with an h at the end 😭😭😭
Yeah like in German it's Tee
"but the tigers are gone"
The fact that that's kind of relevant considering the current state of affairs in the world is saddening
"But you can't, Lelo"
The fact that, given the current state of the world, this is a tragedy
It’s so impressive that you manage to take those lyrics and actually sing them in rhythm so well
Awh, I'm so happy to see a new video with Melinda, I've miss her so much, I love her funny songs, also her real songs too, but the translated songs just makes me laugh so much and it just makes my day to watch them, I even watch them over and over again! 💖
3:14 Wait...So the Minions finally found the greatest boss? They're all working for Batman now?!
No, they work FOR THE GARDENER!
WE STEAL THE MOON!
Don't you just hate it when somebody takes your vacation and then proceeds to run away?
Lol made me smile, almost cracked a laugh there
That happened last year.
The vacations were cancelled for us medical workers.
Yeah, it really sucks
Yes. Hate it when someone steals my holiday
@@ns.kha29 glad I made you smile! I love making jokes in comments sections to make people happy :)
*”We’ll take your vacation and run”*
Summer of Quarantine a nutshell
I am on IMBD as well and in the motion picture industry myself but you are definitely a shining star. Absolutely enjoy your videos
"He has not left the bank in two weeks"
*Feels like when we are going through the bank drive through...* YOU SAID IT WAS JUST A DEPOSIT MOM
Malinda, would you consider doing a GT video of your own song Don't Make Me? 😃
Yes please !
That's what I was thinking!!!
Merlin, make a GT video for the song.
Idea: Google Translate Sings: "Don't Make Me" by MALINDA. (Another round of translating her own songs.)
Translated lyrics:
Oh, terrible conversation
The advantage of pessimism
I can not wait
The army is everything
Make it simple and don’t focus too much on the problem
A hot-headed camera came out
The bleeding mouth extends directly to the arteries
The ruby and pearl are admirable crystals
Can you add salt to the wound?
I'm trying to let you sleep
Discovery
The sand is in lines, and can be different, obvious
But you roll.
Be careful not to fight him
Be careful not to fight him
Despite all the predictions
I can't wait to see it with you
But the first of which exists
So how do I feel?
I have a hard time meeting new people
No, don't be bored
Anyway, leave me alone
Your car broke your arm
Leave the raw cold blank
I can read a book when I grow up
That's not what happened
But in the end, the villain is hurt
Hollywood goes overseas and cheap, but...
Bad, funny
The eggs climb in with your feet
The truth is bitter, evil
So the dress is beautiful
But we know
Be careful not to fight him
No, don't be bored
Despite all the predictions
I hope you are right
But the first of which exists
So how do I feel?
I have a hard time meeting new people
No, don't be bored
Another great thing comes up
We are not lying
It happened instead
Don't bother (oh oh oh oh)
Don't bother (oh oh oh oh)
Despite the expectations (yes oh oh oh)
I can't wait to see it with you
But you already have your soul (yes, yes)
So how do I feel? (Yes Yes)
I know the wrong person (I'm not a bad person)
Don't worry (don't worry)
Despite intuition
I can't wait to see it with you
But the first of which exists
So how do I feel? (I know)
I have a hard time meeting new people
No, you will not believe a man who will do evil
Tender
No, don't be bored
She must say of three: yes, yes, or yes
"We'll take your vacation and run!"
With Love,
2019-2021
Covid:
"We'll take your vacation and run" 2:06
"Log off then on again"
Sounds like me on Discord
So the crew of a ship wants the gardener to come, the captain, Keith replaced everyone’s swords with spoons in a fight, a crewman named varmen lost their tounge and the crew is stealing vacations. They also want to steal the treasure of the Captains sister. Keith doesn’t want to be the captain but he is so he deals with it, a crew member fell on the captain and then gave birth to a whale and became the captains wife. Then captain then tried to catch the whale with a slingshot. Meanwhile a god has made sure that the world is done liking, all flights are cancelled, Batman always calls and all tigers and leapords are dead, war also comes from this gods ears. The crew wanted evil to end so they could have a holiday season.Eventually the captain was mutinied against, and was sent on a train to a bank, but he got trapped in the bank. The captains wife cried for 40 days when her onions fell so she played with toys, until the crew needed tea, sugar sugarcane rum, beer, space and broth for a party, until they found an island called cat, where they sunk in an explosion of air.
EDIT: Woah, this got so many Likes!!!!
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This is so funny
Power!!!🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
Hopefully there wer survivors.
Seems legit.
Thank you for making such brilliant videos, with out you this sleepover would not be nearly as fun! We will spend the rest of the night laughing our heads off 😊
Yay, a new video, can't wait for the next
"Everyone is holding a spoon and fighting with it"
But what about the spoon shortage plague?
finally a good use for my comically large spoon .. I can beat up everyone .
Maybe it now ended.
@@Lyoko2516 hopefully
Maybe this is how the shortage happened in the first place.
"One day the evil will end, and we'll have a holiday season" Why is that just the plot of every holiday movie?
I kept rewinding the ' Weee' part where she tossed the teddy bear. Something about it takes me back to when I was 5 😂
I love how a lot of the repeating lyrics were different each time.
P.S. your voice is amazing
"give us sugar, tea, and space"
the american colonies @ england c. 1776
Lol
This is brilliant.
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What should we do next??
hi :D
Wait.. what was the original channel name?
Please translate songs from Six the musical
@@cybercritterowo For this channel? It was Translator Fails.
Can you do Mlp songs?
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LOL, you got a new subscriber, these are pure comedy gold
"thanks boss the minions and everybody"
Who's your boss?
guru
banana?
That line came after the mention of Batman, so Joker?
Tony Danza?
"Everyone is holding a spoon and fighting with it" This is why there was a spoon shortage at the first place
Legend has it that the gardener never arrived and Malinda is still waiting
THIS is the twisted translations video that i wanted
I found this song like not to long ago! I can't wait to see how google ruins such a masterpiece!
*fixes
@@therealbeanbot you know what your right XD
Google translate is always hilarious
@@sebastianthegoat4265 that it is lol
@@therealbeanbot DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT.
Google just glitched, I searched Tom's age and Google came with an Irish football player (soccer) that they didn't report as dead, so he is 132 years old now.
EDIT: It's still there, but now his actual picture appears next to it.
Um ok
Why is this so funny to me lol
why is this so funny
hahahaha same for meeee
Malinda you are hilarious! I have tears!
On a minor Translste Sings marathon - can’t believe how much Malinda’s voice has just got better and better over the years. It’s so beautiful!
“Once there was a ship that sank”… yes yes perfect start to a story lol
"The ship sank" ... Yes, that's a great start to the story, haha