Google Translate Sings: "The Wellerman" ft. MALINDA and Tom McGovern

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  • @leventemucsi9547
    @leventemucsi9547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6145

    "There's no such thing as a leopard"
    "The tigers are gone"
    What does GT have against big cats

    • @kingarubin
      @kingarubin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      Also "The name of the island is cat"
      There is definitely something going on here

    • @ns.kha29
      @ns.kha29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Fr lol

    • @garymcnamara2688
      @garymcnamara2688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Who knows tho

    • @thesilverprincess
      @thesilverprincess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Maybe because both species are endangered?

    • @sg9587
      @sg9587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      The island is named cat, yet there are no cats.

  • @katieduquette6391
    @katieduquette6391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3730

    “Forty days of crying, log off then on again”
    Online school in a nutshell

    • @helenetrstrup4817
      @helenetrstrup4817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      It's online customer support in a nutshell, too. 😆

    • @lowheadvarney158
      @lowheadvarney158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@helenetrstrup4817 It's pretty much when you have a crappy computer lol

    • @helenetrstrup4817
      @helenetrstrup4817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@lowheadvarney158 Well, I suppose. My computer does the logout on its own with a blue screen of death twice a week on average. There was a reason why I did not want fancy Windows... The fancier it is, the more it breaks.
      My previous laptop with windows 7, when it crashed, at least it'd crash properly. 😆

    • @wietzevanderwijk3169
      @wietzevanderwijk3169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @Skullemojiwithacustardhat
      @Skullemojiwithacustardhat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And "we will take your vacation and run"

  • @optimusfandude7052
    @optimusfandude7052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5228

    “There once was a ship that..sank”
    So basically the plot of every Titanic movie

    • @sleepy-emerald
      @sleepy-emerald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Basically.

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      All...I want to say 7 of them...?

    • @wolvesgamzall231wolves4
      @wolvesgamzall231wolves4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yep

    • @Staniele
      @Staniele 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      and britannic! she sank too!

    • @Wyatt_Brown
      @Wyatt_Brown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      ... there's more than 1 Titanic movie?

  • @simongrazebrook6093
    @simongrazebrook6093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Tom's expression in this video is just perfectly on point: 'What exactly am I singing?"

    • @galaxy7979
      @galaxy7979 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      while Malinda's is like, "ok this doesn't make sense... eh I'll make it make sense"

  • @kathleenw9900
    @kathleenw9900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    I love how Tom just looks mildly confused throughout the whole video.

  • @cosmicofthestars3095
    @cosmicofthestars3095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2049

    “everyone’s holding a spoon and fighting with it”
    just a normal day in the classroom (especially in free period)

    • @ashleypenn7845
      @ashleypenn7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Homeschool mom and... yeah. Same here. Only with less... pants. XD

    • @cosmicofthestars3095
      @cosmicofthestars3095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Ashley Penn
      lmao

    • @feiradragon7915
      @feiradragon7915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This song must be the cause of the Sith's predicted spoon shortage.

    • @cosmicofthestars3095
      @cosmicofthestars3095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FeiraDragon
      the what

    • @Dwayne_Bearup
      @Dwayne_Bearup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cosmicofthestars3095 I think @feiradragon must have posted the result of a Google Translate comment....

  • @thespian3937
    @thespian3937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    "The captain takes the captain and insults him."
    Pirates of the Caribbean in one sentence

    • @msninazenik
      @msninazenik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Lmao the accuracy

    • @Varietyvibe_comedy
      @Varietyvibe_comedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Captain, patience, leader."
      Defeat the thieves of Calabria
      (Author: Thank you)

    • @juliodaguy
      @juliodaguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don’t get it. (I don’t watch Pirates of the Caribbean)

    • @flameepidemic4839
      @flameepidemic4839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao you tight tho

  • @Sinistrad627
    @Sinistrad627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2807

    ''Give us sugar, tea and space''
    British Empire be like

    • @ns.kha29
      @ns.kha29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      DANG

    • @thathappyhat936
      @thathappyhat936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lmaoooooooo

    • @ogdd2084
      @ogdd2084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ah so true xD

    • @ThelordHayden34
      @ThelordHayden34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Don’t forget the slaves

    • @Cedarwoodbiome
      @Cedarwoodbiome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      as a british person i find this funny

  • @WonderVis97
    @WonderVis97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    I can’t describe why and how much “Play with children’s toys” got me hyped

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I can't explain why and how to use "toys"

    • @fezenclop
      @fezenclop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      For me it was the “whee!” It sort of set the tone for the rest of the song.

    • @ailosaesee9186
      @ailosaesee9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *WHEE*

    • @VioletNKisHere
      @VioletNKisHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Id like the comment but I don’t want to ruin the 444

    • @garrothhogonokami
      @garrothhogonokami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah XDD

  • @loganfox8634
    @loganfox8634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "We'll take your vacation and run"
    - Basically every employer

  • @joobus-stoobus-magoobus
    @joobus-stoobus-magoobus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3670

    Ok, so the whale is now canonically named Keith

    • @superflaminggayelmo8830
      @superflaminggayelmo8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      an important question is does he love fried chicken?

    • @MrDucklangTech
      @MrDucklangTech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Who doesn’t??

    • @flooaquarius4719
      @flooaquarius4719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Does the whale carry a microphone everywhere?

    • @joobus-stoobus-magoobus
      @joobus-stoobus-magoobus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@flooaquarius4719 well, he actually needs a macrophone

    • @superflaminggayelmo8830
      @superflaminggayelmo8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MrDucklangTech it was actually a reference to Keith Habersberger cause he loves fried chicken 😂

  • @markimbing8018
    @markimbing8018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4227

    “The World is done licking.”
    “We’ll take your vacation and run.”
    “Evil will end one day”
    “All flights were missing,”
    -2020

    • @ns.kha29
      @ns.kha29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Fr

    • @mohdfauzimaulud4114
      @mohdfauzimaulud4114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      So true

    • @TheCool_Man
      @TheCool_Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      /2021

    • @goldphoenix9.
      @goldphoenix9. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@TheCool_Man no
      this person means the year of 2020

    • @TheCool_Man
      @TheCool_Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@goldphoenix9. 😐 what else would they be talking about?

  • @RichardX1
    @RichardX1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2476

    "Give us sugar, tea and space."
    Now that's the shanty of the Quarantine.

    • @denis_tart
      @denis_tart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      and the British Empire

    • @NicolasJRedfox
      @NicolasJRedfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

    • @x.a.k
      @x.a.k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Forty days of crying"

    • @WoodlouseFairy
      @WoodlouseFairy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Continuing: For I just need space and freedom. (PLEASE!)

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Give me sugar, tea and food."
      He is now in quarantine.

  • @cj_abaddon7475
    @cj_abaddon7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    "Forty days of crying"
    Everyone in quarantine:
    *Those numbers are insultingly low*

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ironically the word quarantine comes from the words for "forty days"

    • @user-hnjga8is1zr6u
      @user-hnjga8is1zr6u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@dbseamz as a French speaker I totally agree, quarante = 40
      But quarantaine (French word for quarantine) is from Italian quarantena, the same source for the English word :D

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I cried for 40 days
      Not all content is included:
      This statistic is amazing

    • @ku4940
      @ku4940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lent, right?

    • @aperson5215
      @aperson5215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me during quarantine: This is fine

  • @YaroKasear
    @YaroKasear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I can't tell if Translate hates big cats or wants to remind us how screwed big cats are.

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, as we recently learned they are delighted by climate change.

  • @cdesigner9178
    @cdesigner9178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    I don't even want to know how translating "The Wellerman" resulted in her mentioning Batman.

    • @r4yyans___
      @r4yyans___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      lmaoo

    • @bobogus7559
      @bobogus7559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I once did a Google Translation of the synopsis of The Battle of the Five Armies (the third Hobbit movie) and somehow got Airbus to appear in there. Airbus is a major plane manufacturer and Boeing’s main competitor.

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bobogus7559 Plane.

    • @febereze8018
      @febereze8018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Tyranitar. VROOOOOOOM

    • @EclipselaLuna3657
      @EclipselaLuna3657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bobogus7559 isn’t that a lot of sentences and workxd pretty sure an entire hobbit movie is like 1 hour

  • @user-hy4wq9nk1t
    @user-hy4wq9nk1t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    “Log off and on again”
    Ah yes, the solution to every computer issue

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      - Go out and try again.
      Yes, yes, you can call yourself a ring owner!

    • @NielsonLucas
      @NielsonLucas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even with the school desktops.

    • @a.w.4708
      @a.w.4708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well...

    • @TalaIsDarker
      @TalaIsDarker หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bassically old fashioned MSN

  • @leventemucsi9547
    @leventemucsi9547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    "He has not left the bank in 2 week"
    Jeez, how long is the freaking line?

    • @anoki7889
      @anoki7889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hmmm...
      The whole country?

    • @DreamBig98
      @DreamBig98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maybe he was in quarantine on an other floor?
      Or idk he was the bank-man??
      If not... darn I don't wanna be after him in line...

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Maybe he's working there. His vacation was stolen so

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Probably hiding from rioters or something, and the bank is practically built like a fortress.
      Or some sort of long af robbery.
      Something horrible must've happened. Poor dude. :(

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's run by sloths, isn't it? XD

  • @nanalove3819
    @nanalove3819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "One day I'll lost my tongue"
    "The World is done licking"
    Well, one thing link to the other.

    • @SLana84
      @SLana84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She lost her tongue by licking the world too much 😂

  • @ezdoesgames9041
    @ezdoesgames9041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “ we’ll take your vacation and run “ - *EVERY JOB EVER*

  • @masterkiwius5312
    @masterkiwius5312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    “Give us sugar, tea and space”
    I think google translate might be 1800’s britain

    • @WinxAliNelCielo
      @WinxAliNelCielo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What ?

    • @aswarmofcrabs
      @aswarmofcrabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@WinxAliNelCielo colonialist England, especially in the 1800's, is famous for exploiting their colonies and other nations for resources. Specifically, sugar from the Carribean, tea from their exploitative trade deals with Japan, and spices from their ownership of India

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Give them sugar, tea and feces.
      I think Google Translate was in English in the 19th century

    • @charlesescano
      @charlesescano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@playerhs7572
      Google Translate is English

    • @randomvidzzz8585
      @randomvidzzz8585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      are u saying my great great great great great grandma was google translate?

  • @Demonic_Culture_Nut
    @Demonic_Culture_Nut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    "Everyone is holding a spoon and fighting with it"
    Does this mean the spoon shortage is finally over? I just broke my last spoon trying to find the sacred point connected to the brain.

    • @hivenax
      @hivenax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      yes the shortage is over. I think you missed a year or two thanks to quarantine...

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Everyone takes a spoon and returns it," he said.
      So the spoon is not finished yet? The last spoon was broken in my head to understand pure thought

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yup, the Spoon Shortage is over, so Lord Sith. Thank Darth Malinda!

    • @bookwermofthefandoms
      @bookwermofthefandoms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait what video are you referencing

    • @celinedestiny4385
      @celinedestiny4385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bookwermofthefandoms the plagues from prince of egypt

  • @SophieRo_
    @SophieRo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    *"There once was a ship that- sank?"*
    It is like when the end of the movie is at the beginning..... dun dun dun

    • @miki957
      @miki957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      1:28

    • @aliciam6145
      @aliciam6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same energy as "and I'm the d*mn fool that shot him"

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "This is the story of how I died."

    • @aliciam6145
      @aliciam6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BonaparteBardithion lol I almost said that instead but I figured Hamilton would be more well known

    • @kireinyaa
      @kireinyaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rapunzel in one sentence

  • @reallynotbob6
    @reallynotbob6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:47 is a bank robbery gone very, very, very wrong.

  • @sparrowflyaway
    @sparrowflyaway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love how Tom just looks so confused by most of the lyrics he's singing 😆

  • @chopchophowdydo
    @chopchophowdydo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    Google translate was the living embodiment of: “You had one job, and yet failed”
    So I’m editing this because literally every other person that makes a comment with more than 100 likes edits their comment

    • @stwgord
      @stwgord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg yes

    • @trananbinhjerry6438
      @trananbinhjerry6438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      When you fail the interview but they have to hire you because you are the only contestant

    • @felixhamel1853
      @felixhamel1853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s more like you had one job, that is impossible to do 100% accurately, but you are still very useful

    • @gwydionrhys7672
      @gwydionrhys7672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mission failed successfully.

    • @bruhgamez46
      @bruhgamez46 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ᶦˢ ᶦᵗ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵃᶦⁿ ʲᵘˢᵗ ¹ ˢᵘᵇ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗˀ

  • @froggydraws_24
    @froggydraws_24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    “there once was a ship that sank”
    *rose and jack joined the chat*

    • @Horrorqueen77
      @Horrorqueen77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol but very true to sum up the tragedy

    • @msninazenik
      @msninazenik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't ask me why I had to read that comment three times because i kept reading ''ross'' instead of rose and my brain kept finishing the sentence with ''and rachel'' 😂

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "The ship just sank."
      Rose and Jack started the conversation

    • @hazelkokoni3874
      @hazelkokoni3874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dang for a second my brain was like... st who??? Hm???

    • @goldenfreakster5106
      @goldenfreakster5106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ...*ahem* more like they left the chat--

  • @SweetTree88YT
    @SweetTree88YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “There once was a ship that….. SANK?!”
    Ah yes, GT *almost* made a full sentence

  • @AlexBelethe
    @AlexBelethe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I think Scandinavia might have to take responsibility for the space part, as "rum" is space in Danish.
    It also means room...

    • @00001Htheprogrammer
      @00001Htheprogrammer ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Coincidentally, room can also mean space(NOT space as in “outer space” or “spacebar”) in English e.g. There’s no room for a new table.

  • @bobogus7559
    @bobogus7559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Log off then on again.”
    On Windows 10, I do that frequently to see where the logon picture was taken.

  • @cortfoss9465
    @cortfoss9465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I like how "Sugar, tea, and rum" changes from chorus to chorus.

  • @Rock-kp6dt
    @Rock-kp6dt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    2:37 possibly the best part

    • @Excelfand
      @Excelfand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree😂

    • @notalextotally
      @notalextotally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "🎶Possibly the best part🎶" me: YES!

    • @Rock-kp6dt
      @Rock-kp6dt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notalextotally totally 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @badraphsody
    @badraphsody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    "The woman gave birth to a suitable whale"
    She survived right?
    ...
    Right?

    • @gregorywalter2540
      @gregorywalter2540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      >8DDDDD

    • @narwhalwithaknife9465
      @narwhalwithaknife9465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      yeah but she is still recovering

    • @LadyVader
      @LadyVader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      1 like = 1 prayer for the woman who gave birth to a suitable whale

    • @manupm9161
      @manupm9161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mr krabs wife in a nutshell...

    • @narwhalwithaknife9465
      @narwhalwithaknife9465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@manupm9161 i thought pearl was adopted or something

  • @ophelia5240
    @ophelia5240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Keith took him and run"
    "He doesnt want to be captain"
    "40 days of crying"
    "tigers are gone"
    "Give is sugar, tea and space"
    Please, we know what this song is about

    • @ohshit4860
      @ohshit4860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats it about?

    • @bookwermofthefandoms
      @bookwermofthefandoms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What?

    • @ophelia5240
      @ophelia5240 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Voltron-

    • @ohshit4860
      @ohshit4860 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ophelia5240 cool!

    • @kchristine8811
      @kchristine8811 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ohshit4860 It's about whales getting captured for whale oil??? (i dont really know but i still remember a person telling me what it's about)

  • @insertnamehere3614
    @insertnamehere3614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Tom McGovern’s concerned sideway glances are everything

    • @A_Real_Bloody_Vampire
      @A_Real_Bloody_Vampire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it was more confusion than concern like he wasn't sure what he was hearing was real.

  • @piniatafullofblood
    @piniatafullofblood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    “evil will end one day, we’ll have a holiday season” yes that’s called 2022

    • @katehanan1683
      @katehanan1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't you dare Jinx it!

    • @WoodlouseFairy
      @WoodlouseFairy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DON'T MAKE 2022 A BAD YEAR!!!!!!!!!

    • @sparklespark
      @sparklespark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Our holiday season has come

  • @karmabl0ck
    @karmabl0ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    This song is just, quarantine, Tiger King, and the Titanic all rolled into one. Each suck in their own way. But this, this is a comedy masterpiece.

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tiger King and Titanic, great music and isolation. Everyone is angry. But it's fun.

  • @Misty_way
    @Misty_way 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    The captain takes the captain and insults him... Jack Sparrow and Barbossa on the same ship? Mmm, that sounds about right.
    But seriously, great video. I haven't laughed this loudly in weeks.

    • @linklink3008
      @linklink3008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's what I was thinking!!! I'm currently into Pirates of the Caribbean and I'm writing a new gen fanfict.

    • @fezenclop
      @fezenclop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But is the rum gone?

    • @Misty_way
      @Misty_way 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fezenclop Well, I think the answer to that question will solve who insulted who.

  • @cadenthecadburyengine8198
    @cadenthecadburyengine8198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “There once was a ship that sank”
    Titanic in a nutshell

  • @MyOpinionDontMatter
    @MyOpinionDontMatter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "We'll take your vacation and run!"
    With Love,
    2019-2021

  • @rebecasaboia9
    @rebecasaboia9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    2:49 google just translated quarantine

  • @margaretredner5075
    @margaretredner5075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    The line “Hope the gardener will come soon” can be interpreted in two ways:
    Hope (a woman named Hope) is a gardener and will come soon
    Hope the gardener will come soon (you hope that the gardener will arrive soon)

    • @Oblivicraft2012
      @Oblivicraft2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Maybe it is that Hope Varman character...

    • @samanthaveenstra5843
      @samanthaveenstra5843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i wonder if that gardener ever did show up???

    • @geoworld8869
      @geoworld8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is logical but for the first one you need a comma after Hope so it will make sense

    • @margaretredner5075
      @margaretredner5075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@geoworld8869 yeah I know. That’s why punctuation matters.

    • @geoworld8869
      @geoworld8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@margaretredner5075 STAY IN SCHOOL AND LEARN PUNCTUATION EVERYONE

  • @SophieRo_
    @SophieRo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "He has not left the bank in two weeks"
    *Feels like when we are going through the bank drive through...* YOU SAID IT WAS JUST A DEPOSIT MOM

  • @TwoSlingOfficial
    @TwoSlingOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Honestly, this is one of the most not dark and the most normal Google Translate has been, and I fricking love it!

  • @ashtonengle5112
    @ashtonengle5112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    1:52 *oh no*

  • @artsrandomstuff436
    @artsrandomstuff436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    “Everyone is holding a spoon and fighting with it”
    I actually did that earlier today, I was bored ok?

    • @Try-hard-emily
      @Try-hard-emily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You know what im not surprised

    • @narwhalwithaknife9465
      @narwhalwithaknife9465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what-
      what time is it where you are
      cuz its 9:38 where i am and that just seems early to start spoon fights

    • @ns.kha29
      @ns.kha29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@narwhalwithaknife946510:15 for me

    • @Humulator
      @Humulator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@narwhalwithaknife9465 1:25 here

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      11:11 here

  • @alyssakitty4426
    @alyssakitty4426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    “Forty days of crying” and “We’ll take your vacation and run” sums up quarantine lol
    Edit: Thank you so much I’ve never gotten this many likes

    • @krzysiekbudzisz4572
      @krzysiekbudzisz4572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or working for a corporation

    • @alyssakitty4426
      @alyssakitty4426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@krzysiekbudzisz4572 lol

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Forty Days of Crying" and "He Gave You Comfort and Salvation", Summary of the Consequences of Loneliness
      Edit: Thanks, I've never heard anything like this

    • @jingranwan1243
      @jingranwan1243 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Log off then on again"

  • @supremehoe5982
    @supremehoe5982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Everyone is holding a spoon and fighting with it" This is why there was a spoon shortage at the first place

  • @meinwerker5
    @meinwerker5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Tom looks so confused while singing this

  • @thundermoon6850
    @thundermoon6850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I kept rewinding the ' Weee' part where she tossed the teddy bear. Something about it takes me back to when I was 5 😂

  • @iainronald4217
    @iainronald4217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    So, this song is now about an overworked mother of three? Ok.

    • @bridgetfarace3597
      @bridgetfarace3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And apparently a whale.

    • @iainronald4217
      @iainronald4217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@bridgetfarace3597 I dunno, I saw that whale thing as hyperbole. My mom said giving birth to me was like birthing a rhino because I was over twenty pounds despite being three weeks early, lol.

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So this song brought her a mother of three. we will

    • @maryj7423
      @maryj7423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AHAHAHAAHAHAH TRUE

    • @charliemcfadden5882
      @charliemcfadden5882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      underrated comment

  • @costley51
    @costley51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I like how "tea" is never mistranslated. Almost the entire world says either te/tea or chai/cha/çay, and both of those came from the same Chinese word. Chai if the word went over land from China, tea if by sea. (Google the te
    a or chai map)

    • @user-hnjga8is1zr6u
      @user-hnjga8is1zr6u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They're so much better than malaysian/indonesian t e h
      It's pronounced with an h at the end 😭😭😭

    • @Half_Blood_Hufflepuff
      @Half_Blood_Hufflepuff ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah like in German it's Tee

  • @scibanana3542
    @scibanana3542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "but the tigers are gone"
    The fact that that's kind of relevant considering the current state of affairs in the world is saddening

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "But you can't, Lelo"
      The fact that, given the current state of the world, this is a tragedy

  • @Fl0shy
    @Fl0shy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2:14 i thouht there will be a spoon shortage ?

    • @StomachAcid
      @StomachAcid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was literally thinking the same thing! From the time she translated The Plagues in like, 2018.

  • @eva1742
    @eva1742 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "We'll take your vacation and run" literally every company 😂😂😂

  • @RandoChannel-zi5vs
    @RandoChannel-zi5vs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "We'll take your vacation and run"
    COVID be like:

    • @NielsonLucas
      @NielsonLucas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This needs to be on a shirt.

    • @stevenwilliams3038
      @stevenwilliams3038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NielsonLucas Lots of Google Translate phrases do

  • @laufeylvrr
    @laufeylvrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "Forty days of crying"
    gives off Elise Ecklund vibes

    • @amygriffith8224
      @amygriffith8224 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea

    • @plopadard
      @plopadard 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      true true

    • @WhereWhatHuh
      @WhereWhatHuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She could do the translated version of "I suffer more."

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "40 days of crying"
      Ecclund waits, trembling

    • @hazakurasuyama9016
      @hazakurasuyama9016 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WhereWhatHuh ... i translated it into every single language oh gt and this is what i got:
      Love?

  • @scibanana3542
    @scibanana3542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Batman always calls"
    Isn't it the other way around?

  • @capkenty
    @capkenty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "We'll have a holiday season" why are you excited for this? Have you seen your own holiday videos?

  • @theturtlemaster7438
    @theturtlemaster7438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When your on vacation whem you watch this and then a malinda is rushing towards you on a non existent space tiger

  • @transatlanticnostalgia4655
    @transatlanticnostalgia4655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    3:14 Wait...So the Minions finally found the greatest boss? They're all working for Batman now?!

    • @MintFrog
      @MintFrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No, they work FOR THE GARDENER!

    • @Prototype_Gamez
      @Prototype_Gamez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      WE STEAL THE MOON!

  • @Bellandora
    @Bellandora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Google Translate seems to be suggesting that we’ll have a holiday season once all evil is gone. Unfortunately, it’s made difficult because war is coming out your ears. Only the gardener can vanquish the evil with various beverages.

    • @OneDotLeader
      @OneDotLeader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AND SPACE!

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Google Translator has advised us to go on holiday after all the bad things. Unfortunately, the war could not continue. Only a gardener can eliminate evil with any drink.

    • @robbietheweirdo
      @robbietheweirdo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and they our vacations to give to the gardener

  • @potatofox8603
    @potatofox8603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "One day the evil will end, and we'll have a holiday season" Why is that just the plot of every holiday movie?

  • @paintedpools4752
    @paintedpools4752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Get on the train"
    "YES!"

  • @slavasergeeva5934
    @slavasergeeva5934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Exams in June: we'll take your vacation and run

  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Thanks for watching y'all. Check out Babbel above! It helps us out a lot, too :D. And a huge thank you to my Patrons for helping me with the translation! Couldn't do it without you!!
    What should we do next??

    • @ic_y
      @ic_y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hi :D

    • @cybercritterowo
      @cybercritterowo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait.. what was the original channel name?

    • @spencerv5275
      @spencerv5275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Please translate songs from Six the musical

    • @TemFromTheTemShop
      @TemFromTheTemShop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cybercritterowo For this channel? It was Translator Fails.

    • @Serenity_Darkmoon
      @Serenity_Darkmoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can you do Mlp songs?

  • @AGglittersparkle
    @AGglittersparkle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    COVID-19 be like: “We’ll take your vacation and run”

  • @wavermelon
    @wavermelon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    "But the Tigers are gone"
    "There is no such thing as a Leopard"
    "The name of the island is Cat"
    Guys, I think Google Translate is trying to tell us something about 'Cats'-

    • @Terensworth
      @Terensworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      GT's a cat, and it's a bad thing.

    • @Lyoko2516
      @Lyoko2516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or Warrior Cats. :)

    • @bloop1100
      @bloop1100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “No desire to be a cat.”

    • @Phiigost
      @Phiigost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Cats the movie flashbacks*

    • @redzora80
      @redzora80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the Internet is made from cats for cats... somany cat videos out there and boxes come in from online shopping on a regualr base...

  • @-Chuuya-
    @-Chuuya- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Hope the gardener will come soon" Wtf do we need the gardener for? we gonna get them to water the ocean?

  • @The_Marvelist
    @The_Marvelist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:12 Just, just her face lmao

  • @A_Grape_Online
    @A_Grape_Online 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “There once was a ship that sank”
    Titanic in one sentence

  • @miaherrera7964
    @miaherrera7964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Once there was a ship that sank”… yes yes perfect start to a story lol

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "The ship sank" ... Yes, that's a great start to the story, haha

  • @littlelollypop4171
    @littlelollypop4171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    I’m worried about the woman who gave birth to a whale.

  • @basiclymine
    @basiclymine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "when she landed on it, the woman gave birth to a suitable whale"
    THE WAY SHE SAYS THAT COMBINED WITH THAT STUPID TEXT LMAOOOO I CAN'T XDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @fire_dragongamer8327
    @fire_dragongamer8327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Bring my sisters booty with tea and rum” 😂😂😂😂fav lyric of this whole song cos it hilarious 😂

  • @kathleen.animatez
    @kathleen.animatez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Everyone is holding a spoon and fighting with it." King of New York in a nutshell (yeah, I just realised that I'm probably the only fansie here-)

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Everyone uses a spoon over it." Basically, the King of New York (yes, I know I might be the only one here).

    • @sparklespark
      @sparklespark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a fansie too! I even have a drawing of Albert as my profile.

  • @dawnbelleini8036
    @dawnbelleini8036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This is a surprisingly good representation of the last 2 years of Covid

  • @violistontheroof
    @violistontheroof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Malinda, would you consider doing a GT video of your own song Don't Make Me? 😃

    • @sketchybasemententertaimen8114
      @sketchybasemententertaimen8114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes please !

    • @linklink3008
      @linklink3008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's what I was thinking!!!

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Merlin, make a GT video for the song.

    • @NielsonLucas
      @NielsonLucas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Idea: Google Translate Sings: "Don't Make Me" by MALINDA. (Another round of translating her own songs.)
      Translated lyrics:
      Oh, terrible conversation
      The advantage of pessimism
      I can not wait
      The army is everything
      Make it simple and don’t focus too much on the problem
      A hot-headed camera came out
      The bleeding mouth extends directly to the arteries
      The ruby ​​and pearl are admirable crystals
      Can you add salt to the wound?
      I'm trying to let you sleep
      Discovery
      The sand is in lines, and can be different, obvious
      But you roll.
      Be careful not to fight him
      Be careful not to fight him
      Despite all the predictions
      I can't wait to see it with you
      But the first of which exists
      So how do I feel?
      I have a hard time meeting new people
      No, don't be bored
      Anyway, leave me alone
      Your car broke your arm
      Leave the raw cold blank
      I can read a book when I grow up
      That's not what happened
      But in the end, the villain is hurt
      Hollywood goes overseas and cheap, but...
      Bad, funny
      The eggs climb in with your feet
      The truth is bitter, evil
      So the dress is beautiful
      But we know
      Be careful not to fight him
      No, don't be bored
      Despite all the predictions
      I hope you are right
      But the first of which exists
      So how do I feel?
      I have a hard time meeting new people
      No, don't be bored
      Another great thing comes up
      We are not lying
      It happened instead
      Don't bother (oh oh oh oh)
      Don't bother (oh oh oh oh)
      Despite the expectations (yes oh oh oh)
      I can't wait to see it with you
      But you already have your soul (yes, yes)
      So how do I feel? (Yes Yes)
      I know the wrong person (I'm not a bad person)
      Don't worry (don't worry)
      Despite intuition
      I can't wait to see it with you
      But the first of which exists
      So how do I feel? (I know)
      I have a hard time meeting new people
      No, you will not believe a man who will do evil
      Tender
      No, don't be bored

    • @SCP--pr1yd
      @SCP--pr1yd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She must say of three: yes, yes, or yes

  • @mynameis7700
    @mynameis7700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Evil will end one day, we (won't) have a holiday season"
    The lion, the witch and the wardrobe be like

  • @harkana2649
    @harkana2649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Forty days of crying, log off then on again” Google Translate be reopening fresh wounds from online school. HELP!! NOT THE FLASHBACKS!!!

  • @LQLawler
    @LQLawler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Everyone is holding a spoon and fighting with it"
    But what about the spoon shortage plague?

    • @CrimsonAkato
      @CrimsonAkato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      finally a good use for my comically large spoon .. I can beat up everyone .

    • @Lyoko2516
      @Lyoko2516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe it now ended.

    • @LQLawler
      @LQLawler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lyoko2516 hopefully

    • @pebbleshy
      @pebbleshy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe this is how the shortage happened in the first place.

  • @JamesNewham
    @JamesNewham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Google just glitched, I searched Tom's age and Google came with an Irish football player (soccer) that they didn't report as dead, so he is 132 years old now.
    EDIT: It's still there, but now his actual picture appears next to it.

    • @coralxanpu
      @coralxanpu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Um ok

    • @5_Racoons
      @5_Racoons 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is this so funny to me lol

    • @xEUN01A
      @xEUN01A 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      why is this so funny

    • @matildaw2454
      @matildaw2454 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahaha same for meeee

  • @scibanana3542
    @scibanana3542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "thanks boss the minions and everybody"
    Who's your boss?

  • @frozendaffodil3272
    @frozendaffodil3272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "We'll take your vacation and run"
    - Every school ever

  • @milo_bilo5714
    @milo_bilo5714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “We’ll take your vacation and run”
    OI- Don’t take my vacation XD
    “40 days of crying”
    So relatable- 😂😂😂

  • @leachedmocha4398
    @leachedmocha4398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When the world needed her most, she returned

  • @reenabobeena
    @reenabobeena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Log off then on again"
    Sounds like me on Discord

  • @andronixbegayaf
    @andronixbegayaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was laughing so hard at "We'll take your vacation and run" that if not the video "how to watch my videos safely" that u made i would die

  • @jamesofhoenn4790
    @jamesofhoenn4790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whenever you want to experience a pirate having a stroke, this video is your destination

  • @Rugiball
    @Rugiball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Play with children's toys" 1:35
    What every 3-6yo would do in a nutshell.

  • @meg3734
    @meg3734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This version of Wellerman is a ride on its own XD

  • @N3BZZZ
    @N3BZZZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Don't you just hate it when somebody takes your vacation and then proceeds to run away?

    • @ns.kha29
      @ns.kha29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol made me smile, almost cracked a laugh there

    • @Gaia_Seraphina
      @Gaia_Seraphina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That happened last year.
      The vacations were cancelled for us medical workers.

    • @kieranotanuki
      @kieranotanuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, it really sucks

    • @corriehingston6744
      @corriehingston6744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes. Hate it when someone steals my holiday

    • @N3BZZZ
      @N3BZZZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ns.kha29 glad I made you smile! I love making jokes in comments sections to make people happy :)

  • @beatricebeathyraneniute2298
    @beatricebeathyraneniute2298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “There once was a ship that... sank”
    *basically Titanic*

  • @3DPlagueDR
    @3DPlagueDR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It’s so impressive that you manage to take those lyrics and actually sing them in rhythm so well

  • @Bolufo099
    @Bolufo099 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "We'll take your vacation and run"
    Literal best quote ever

  • @miathompson3880
    @miathompson3880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I really appreciate how she had two people but she still went through all the editing for the spoon part

    • @julzbehr6696
      @julzbehr6696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The two of them can’t get close, I think
      Because COVID reasons

  • @PurgatoryProductions1
    @PurgatoryProductions1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "give us sugar, tea, and space"
    the american colonies @ england c. 1776

  • @haveagoodmourning
    @haveagoodmourning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    song starts at 1:26 :)

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Space: The only thing everyone wants more of, but it is never transported on a cargo ship.

  • @generalcodsworth4417
    @generalcodsworth4417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Log off then on again"
    That's my nightly routine for my computer