Google Translate Sings: "Baby It's Cold Outside"

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3573

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  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3652

    "What pride? I can't have children. Hot girlfriend outside."
    It's like the story of a very troubled closeted gay.

    • @clarav.6771
      @clarav.6771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      "My mind is a naughty virgin aunt", very troubled indeed...

    • @vcheesy8686
      @vcheesy8686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      OMG that's true

    • @Akumasama
      @Akumasama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Also there's no response, except for the cool girls.

    • @sam-toonshasmovedchannels748
      @sam-toonshasmovedchannels748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Omg that’s just, so perfect xD

    • @justicewasserved17
      @justicewasserved17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      thats what I thought too🤣

  • @pedrobravo3574
    @pedrobravo3574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Malinda: "My mind is a naughty virging aunt"
    Shh!
    I just cant😂

    • @twistedtranslations
      @twistedtranslations  3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      definitely my personal favorite

    • @xenathe3rd509
      @xenathe3rd509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@twistedtranslations my favourite was "my mouth is delicious", along with "do you like saltines ike eh?" and i cant kill grandpa"

    • @pedrobravo3574
      @pedrobravo3574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@twistedtranslations oh hi there you

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I liked the random Satan part, "my father was arrested," and "D’OH!"

    • @aquariusrising8314
      @aquariusrising8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@koolkitty108 my dad uses d'oh instead of 'oof' so i about shot my food through my nose

  • @SubscribingMilotic
    @SubscribingMilotic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3160

    Two aliens trying to flirt but they both think the other is human and they're trying their best to make sure the other doesn't realize they're not human

    • @girl_from_everywhere
      @girl_from_everywhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Exactly

    • @galviningold9496
      @galviningold9496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      How did you come up with that conclusion?

    • @originalcharacter2459
      @originalcharacter2459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      And they think snow is mold

    • @emberr_r0se
      @emberr_r0se 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@galviningold9496 "I want to go to earth!"

    • @First-to-last
      @First-to-last 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Also one has Satan as a father before he got arrested

  • @Ella35222
    @Ella35222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    “Neighbor’s gonna think”
    “Baby that’s bad”
    Gaston, is that you?

    • @Top-Code
      @Top-Code 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Can’t have no thinking

    • @canned_crickets
      @canned_crickets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Y e s

    • @birdsextras8441
      @birdsextras8441 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Neighbors shouldn't read books. Soon they will start to have ideas and thinking.

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4755

    "How to drink water?"
    "No cups."
    That absolutely killed me.

    • @sagetatakis8258
      @sagetatakis8258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Google decided to answer that and the cleaning one

    • @sanwich626
      @sanwich626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rip

    • @andrewcheng1948
      @andrewcheng1948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So you don't have acne

    • @zeeSweet
      @zeeSweet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      the line that killed me was
      "my mind is a naughty virgin aunt😏"
      "😳shh! "

    • @umalazoff4
      @umalazoff4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zeeSweet ME TOO

  • @willnotshutup
    @willnotshutup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    "my mother was satan's wife"
    "lindA WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

  • @why-wo1vh
    @why-wo1vh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    I did this too, and “Baby, it's cold outside” Turned into “I want to eat tongues” so...yeah

    • @negariman6885
      @negariman6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      God, which languages

    • @jeffreycauwels1974
      @jeffreycauwels1974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well do you?

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I want to hear that song now... lemme try translating the rest...

    • @meowwww087
      @meowwww087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Okay! I've googled the song and done the Google translate thing line by line, for the enjoyment of comment section strangers. Sorry it took so long. Here you go...
      I really can't do it
      I want to eat tongues
      I gotta go
      I want to eat tongues
      This evening
      Hoping that you'd be skipping
      Yes very nice
      I have hands like ice
      My mother is starting to worry
      how busy are you?
      My father was on the ground
      Hear the voice of fire
      So really I'm a better joker
      it is better not to hurry
      Probably half a drink again
      I will put some tablets in while I pour
      Think neighbors
      there's an apple baby
      Say what's in this drink
      There is no taxi to get out
      I want to know what?
      Your eyes are now like the light of the stairs.
      Your spelling is broken
      I'll take your hat as your hair swells up
      Why should I thank you?
      Nope
      The brain is near by
      At least you tried
      What is hurting my pride?
      I can't really stay
      Baby does not work hard
      I want to eat tongues
      Ah, do you know he's too saucy?
      I think it's an opportunistic infection
      I must go
      I want to eat tongues
      nopes
      But I want to eat tongues
      Welcome
      How happily you fell
      It's too hot
      Watch out the window is a storm
      My sister should be suspicious
      Lord God, your mouth looks great!
      Brothers at the door
      Tropical waves on the coast
      My sister's mind is not married
      Lips are delicious!
      Maybe I just had another cigarette
      I have never had such snow before
      And I don't smoke either
      I have to go home
      Frozen children
      Please lend me a comb
      It depends on your knees!
      You were really magnificent,
      Feel touching your hand
      I can't see
      How can I do this?
      I have a story tomorrow
      Think of the sadness of my life!
      At least implicitly a lot
      die of pneumonia!
      I cannot stay
      Overcome that old one
      Cold babies
      I want to eat tongues
      All right, then another cup
      It was a lot of convincing!

  • @Wh1teNoise616
    @Wh1teNoise616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    So in this universe
    -satans kid is just walking around like a normal person
    -satan got married
    -humanity (somehow) found a way to arrest satan
    -people drink water with no cups
    -people eat rocks
    -only girls can get cold (except the cool ones)
    -People are living on the moon
    -Aliens exist
    -acne is fatal
    Great

    • @marstromistuff
      @marstromistuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Translator universe

    • @idkwhattodoyeet465
      @idkwhattodoyeet465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is the twistedtranslateverse.

    • @qKitti
      @qKitti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      they cant get cold because theyre already cool

    • @everex1239
      @everex1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GT universe

    • @kirra0000
      @kirra0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -satan died

  • @averysparks2091
    @averysparks2091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3341

    “If you have acne, you will die.”
    Teenagers: *goodbye*

    • @michaeltesterman8295
      @michaeltesterman8295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Oh god, I'm gonna die! whelp, at least no more living in 2020!

    • @abby_bozung
      @abby_bozung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Very true. I will as well be exiting this life.

    • @averysparks2091
      @averysparks2091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Michael Testerman lol

    • @orifine6812
      @orifine6812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yup. Bye!

    • @sia1036
      @sia1036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@michaeltesterman8295 hahahha

  • @alexisericson241
    @alexisericson241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4636

    Let me get this straight:
    -mother is Satan's wife
    -father is arrested (so he can't be Satan because Satan has too much power)
    -Grandpa is so distraught he wants someone to put him out of his misery
    -Being somewhat related to Satan makes you infertile
    -This all takes place in a building crawling with mold inside and out
    -Amd a hot girlfriend is waiting outside, somehow oblivious

    • @DiamondstarNC
      @DiamondstarNC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

      And there are some women which are waiting outside and they feel cold.
      They drink water with no cups.
      Axes are on the beach.
      Malinda can't clean the mold even she likes cleaning.
      Wearing hat causes hair loss and have an acne causes death.
      They eat jelly (maybe)

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@DiamondstarNC Or maybe they have a baby named Jelly?

    • @zanelaufey
      @zanelaufey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Maybe Satan is a lesbian and mother is also a lesbian who divorced father. Grandpa is distraught because his daughter (mother) is in a gay relationship with Satan.
      Or perhaps this is just Google Translated mess of garbage and I shouldn’t read into it

    • @AgnessaMo
      @AgnessaMo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      And Satan's daughter / stepdaughter (Linda's sister) is on Moon Street

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@zanelaufey please say you watched that Strange Æons video too

  • @certifiedfurry
    @certifiedfurry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    This is basically a conversation but everyone tries to change the topic at every single opportunity possible

    • @everex1239
      @everex1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That’s what Google translate does if you Use it too much

    • @UraniumLeaf
      @UraniumLeaf ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Linda, what are you doing?"

    • @UraniumLeaf
      @UraniumLeaf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait wrong comment
      oops

    • @Sam-tl4ho
      @Sam-tl4ho ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You fly an airplane, right?

  • @eathanwinters7737
    @eathanwinters7737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    I see it as she is normal but he’s just like “I like ice cream!” “Clocks!” “No cups!” “God, my mouth is delicious” “axes in the sand!” “I can’t kill grandpa”

    • @paisleighyt6153
      @paisleighyt6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Don’t forget “baby jelly” and “I can’t imagine the rest of your hand” and “if you have acne you will *die* “ and “seecworm window”

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Yes, but she said “But Karid, my mother was Satan’s wife.”
      And “My father was arrested.”

    • @No.NotAgain
      @No.NotAgain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It's literally r/Ihadastroke in a nutshell

    • @alexandraf.6921
      @alexandraf.6921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@No.NotAgain HAHAHA UR SO RIGHT

    • @mznsklo
      @mznsklo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      dont forget "I"

  • @midnight8341
    @midnight8341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2022

    "It's mold outside"
    It's 2020, at this point, that bit of fungus is load-bearing... -.-

    • @zagiproductions1630
      @zagiproductions1630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      At least there are precautions

    • @Im__A__Fan
      @Im__A__Fan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@zagiproductions1630 And the kids are cool.

    • @WaitHowDidIGetHere
      @WaitHowDidIGetHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn’t know “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” was set in Austin.

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Green Tea’s quirky secret

    • @David_Thompson
      @David_Thompson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True! Having just gone into Tier 4 lockdown in England (no-one knew that was a thing until yesterday) - I am very glad to be cheered up this ridculousness!

  • @GriffinPilgrim
    @GriffinPilgrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    "My mother was Satan's wife. My father was arrested."
    Huh. That's an impressive collar for some police officer there...

    • @darlinglucy
      @darlinglucy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep o-o

    • @sparrowthesparrow
      @sparrowthesparrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Unless of course her father and mother weren’t married :|

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@sparrowthesparrow If so then that's a brave affair.

    • @sparrowthesparrow
      @sparrowthesparrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GriffinPilgrim definitely X3

    • @WyxienTheFox
      @WyxienTheFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GriffinPilgrim doesn't Satan encourage sinning though?

  • @gravityfallsaddict
    @gravityfallsaddict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    I like how some of the translations lined up!
    “How to drink water?”
    “No cups” for example

    • @seantheroyalknight6932
      @seantheroyalknight6932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      "I can't imagine the rest of your hand"
      "Would you like to see this"
      "How do I do that?"
      Is another example

    • @testingman1a797
      @testingman1a797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Or "I really like cleaning!" *Clocks!*

    • @16amelia10
      @16amelia10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I relate to ur username

    • @gravityfallsaddict
      @gravityfallsaddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@16amelia10 hello my fellow friend

    • @16amelia10
      @16amelia10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gravityfallsaddict hello

  • @thepinkprotecter5184
    @thepinkprotecter5184 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    i love how distressed Tom's "i can't kill grandpa" is.

  • @maturaczynicuda
    @maturaczynicuda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    *"Maybe I smoked something else"*
    Yes google translate, yes

    • @gabrielledove2448
      @gabrielledove2448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nurichiri
      @Nurichiri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That just explains GT so much.

    • @stayhumblerenewhope
      @stayhumblerenewhope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly my thought halfway through listening to this

    • @TemFromTheTemShop
      @TemFromTheTemShop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Google Translates smokes louds of stuff is what I know.

    • @sagetatakis8258
      @sagetatakis8258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Google Translate is on drugs for this song instead of achol

  • @nikkospelledlikethat8140
    @nikkospelledlikethat8140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3671

    Okay this is quite possibly the most chaotic translated song that has ever been translated.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Shape of you? Baby hit me one more time? The greatest showman?

    • @nikkospelledlikethat8140
      @nikkospelledlikethat8140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@koolkitty108 Nope! This one. At least most of the other ones were like *semi*-cohesive. This is just one crazy thing after the other.

    • @mimi3570
      @mimi3570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Facts

    • @apodofseals
      @apodofseals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      *You fly an airplane, right?*

    • @zosiasuszko8566
      @zosiasuszko8566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@apodofseals Wearing a hat can cause hair loss

  • @bia9268
    @bia9268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “My mind is a naughty virgin aunt,” IM SORRY WHAT- THAT KILLED ME 💀🤣

  • @spaghetti_2448
    @spaghetti_2448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “Dude be careful”
    “G o d , m y m o u t h i s d e l i c i o u s !”

  • @swampthelizard
    @swampthelizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    Friend: "what's your favorite Christmas song?"
    Me: *"It's... complicated..."*

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      6 days 😊

    • @Weepingwillow14
      @Weepingwillow14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's call Google translate it's amazing

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it’s mold outside

    • @depressoespresso5904
      @depressoespresso5904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      one of mine is "Mojang Baby"

    • @br12_
      @br12_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      two queens in a king sized bed- girl in red

  • @davidparkes7741
    @davidparkes7741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    "I can't kill Grandpa."
    Well, not with that attitude you can't.... Kidding, kidding.

    • @claudiothewarrior
      @claudiothewarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hmmm

    • @chiffonlime643
      @chiffonlime643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *south park intensifies*

    • @bioniclink3026
      @bioniclink3026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That sounded like he's been trying for a good long while.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chiffonlime643 I was thinking Futurama

    • @kayplaya86
      @kayplaya86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which side because I think satan's father is probably immortal

  • @solar4130
    @solar4130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "My mind is a naughty virgin aunt"
    "Shh!"
    "Maybe i smoked something else"
    IS THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER

  • @citronvannalemon
    @citronvannalemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I do love how terrified Tom looks when he says *"it's mold outside"*

  • @w0wzer5
    @w0wzer5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    "If you have acne you will die"
    guess I'll die then

    • @Pokefan462
      @Pokefan462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well, even if you don’t have acne, you still die. It just wasn’t mentioned. Memento Mori!

    • @DiamondstarNC
      @DiamondstarNC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Being a teen is like dying... Lol 🤣

    • @lilmisssydnis1
      @lilmisssydnis1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same.

    • @JMichaelGreenback
      @JMichaelGreenback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too.

    • @arcadeii
      @arcadeii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MLB

  • @maturaczynicuda
    @maturaczynicuda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    In every high school:
    *"If you have acne you will die"*

  • @bellevrkm
    @bellevrkm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "No response...except for the cool girls."
    "Hi"
    Me when i try to text my crush💀💀💀

  • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
    @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Wearing a hat can cause *_HAIR LOSS!_* *You must be **_PERFECT!_*
    Malinda: “No, no, no...” -(not that again)-

    • @clipsyoudontwatch
      @clipsyoudontwatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You fly an airplane right?

    • @gedaxx13
      @gedaxx13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@clipsyoudontwatch 'MAKE A IN-DEPTH STATEMENT!'

    • @lonikiidk5309
      @lonikiidk5309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gedaxx13 What Pride?

    • @gedaxx13
      @gedaxx13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lonikiidk5309 'I cannot really live.'

    • @lonikiidk5309
      @lonikiidk5309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gedaxx13 I can't have children

  • @cardiacarrest4200
    @cardiacarrest4200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    This feels like a lesbian and a gay man just having a normal conversation

    • @A_RI
      @A_RI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      or 2 bi's

    • @moved_accounts
      @moved_accounts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@A_RI true, true

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tbh it does

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      1:42 is pure solidarity

    • @Mooved096
      @Mooved096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Normal conversation: God, my mouth is delicious-

  • @ducksdragons8000
    @ducksdragons8000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    love how it becomes a lesbian and her straight friend just vibing

    • @Gr4ceful4life
      @Gr4ceful4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Death Hand Studios nice

    • @corahenderson5976
      @corahenderson5976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is just like a conversation me and my straight friends had!do straight people and gay people have a different language? Lol

  • @aeyakieduenas1331
    @aeyakieduenas1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    2:24 "Maybe I smoked something else"
    I mean, Google Translate does sound like they smoked something else

  • @yourlocalrainwing1358
    @yourlocalrainwing1358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “My mother was Satan’s wife”
    “My father got arrested”
    Hmmm, I wonder why?

    • @Robloxian_levixx
      @Robloxian_levixx ปีที่แล้ว

      When I read this I laughed so hard

    • @Sam-tl4ho
      @Sam-tl4ho ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe her father wasnt satan and got arrested and then her mom married with satan... who knows

    • @yourlocalrainwing1358
      @yourlocalrainwing1358 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sam-tl4ho let’s not go down that rabbit hole...

    • @Sam-tl4ho
      @Sam-tl4ho ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yourlocalrainwing1358 lol

    • @kylienielsen6975
      @kylienielsen6975 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@Sam-tl4ho I was thinking her mother was cheating on Satan, and then after her side piece got arrested, she set up explosions

  • @cheshirekilo176
    @cheshirekilo176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    "If you have acne, you will die"
    This is technically true, though you'll still die even if you don't have acne.

  • @Traumatized-Puppet
    @Traumatized-Puppet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    "I can't kill Grandpa"
    He's immortal
    GRANDPA CANNOT BE STOPPED

    • @dyinginside8716
      @dyinginside8716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Wait... Grandpa from the mother's or father's side?

    • @Traumatized-Puppet
      @Traumatized-Puppet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dyinginside8716 BOTH

    • @dyinginside8716
      @dyinginside8716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Traumatized-Puppet So... God
      And since Mother married Satan, if she is also related to Satan, she must be a fallen angel
      We are working out this family tree

    • @cleonadeenerivera4435
      @cleonadeenerivera4435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @zippymcfIy
      @zippymcfIy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DID HE CREATE HORCRUXES????

  • @rhirhisax
    @rhirhisax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "My mind is a naughty virgin aunt"
    How oddly accurate

  • @slammdunked5010
    @slammdunked5010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    2:03 me when my crush looks at me for 0.00000000000.1 seconds

    • @natalieeware
      @natalieeware ปีที่แล้ว

      You do realize that’s just 1 second

  • @KyKi1998
    @KyKi1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    "How to drink water?"
    "No cups."
    Seems legit.

  • @lesbianspacecadet
    @lesbianspacecadet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    plot twist: this whole time, she was actually rejecting his advances cuz she was just into his hot girlfriend this whole time,,

    • @WelcomeApathy
      @WelcomeApathy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I like this twist! I'd listen to it way more if that were the case.

    • @liquidkey8204
      @liquidkey8204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Can I be the hot girlfreind?

    • @SamirCCat
      @SamirCCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      My lesbians ass approves!

    • @Everything13ish
      @Everything13ish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or plot twist the context of this song in culture is completely different than you think

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's the distracted boyfriend!

  • @fiveoakproductions
    @fiveoakproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Malinda: "My mind is a naughty virgin aunt"
    Tom: "Shhh!"
    Malinda: "Maybe I smoked something else"
    Tom: "I have never done anything wrong"
    Um I think he DID do something wrong. What did he give her to smoke?! 😂

    • @alixoctopus4993
      @alixoctopus4993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      At least he didn't kill grandpa XD

    • @goofusdestroyerofworlds9504
      @goofusdestroyerofworlds9504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nightshade juice. (Those who know will know.)

    • @fiveoakproductions
      @fiveoakproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@goofusdestroyerofworlds9504 This sounds SO familiar... What is it a reference to??? O.o

    • @goofusdestroyerofworlds9504
      @goofusdestroyerofworlds9504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fiveoakproductions It's either from Malinda's translated dinner or breakfast video. Lol

    • @lb1058
      @lb1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i have never done anything wrong says everyone ever

  • @weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee9603
    @weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee9603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Me trying to have a convo with someone I haven’t seen in a while
    My brain: 1:34
    My mouth: 1:32

  • @artisticalex1206
    @artisticalex1206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2788

    Lol this makes no sense but it is hilarious. Especially "Hot girlfriend outside" 😂😂

  • @sincerecinnamon
    @sincerecinnamon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    "I can't kill grandpa!" So either someone told him to kill his grandpa or he is frustrated that his grandpa is evading his death traps. I'll go with the last one

    • @DonnaLang42rockglobally
      @DonnaLang42rockglobally 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      O.o Maybe grandpa is the Highlander??

    • @cynthiagould881
      @cynthiagould881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll go with the first one

    • @stampedebuffalozz2024
      @stampedebuffalozz2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Girl: hi tom
      Boy: can't talk now.
      Girl: why?
      Boy: grandpa keeps evading my death traps..
      Girl: Oh I see.. Let me help, see put a death trap right by the place grandma always leaves his oatmeal for him.
      Grandpa: *evades*
      Girl: *shoots grandpa in the head*
      Boy: why did I not think of that?
      Grandpa: *stands back up* ouch.

    • @zippymcfIy
      @zippymcfIy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OR HE CREATED HORCRUXS

  • @princesidon413
    @princesidon413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:31 you know it’s bad when even they don’t know what they’re singing

  • @thecheezemann
    @thecheezemann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Time to bring context to this
    In Hell, a festive imp named Linda wants to go to earth, talking about her arrested father and various other things, and another imp named Karin questions her.

    • @alixoctopus4993
      @alixoctopus4993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's also raining mold in hell

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And her sister is on Moon Street, which also leads to Trivashire (with the infamous Felhound's Pride Inn being the hearthstone point there after Hazbin Hotel got discontinued; still no infernal war machine wash there, though).

    • @irishmanfromengland25
      @irishmanfromengland25 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, Linda goes by Millie now?

    • @irishmanfromengland25
      @irishmanfromengland25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bubbykins4864 The hotel got shut down by Charlie's dad. He didn't want to lose any more... subjects. (read: underlings)

    • @randomnessrules4971
      @randomnessrules4971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She can't kill grandpa (God)

  • @cinnastag
    @cinnastag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Alternative title: "Man with ADHD tries to have a conversation with the daughter of satan who is also on drugs"

    • @gamehero6816
      @gamehero6816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I have ADHD and I can see that happening. Although ADHD does present itself differently in everyone.

    • @aestheticpxin5106
      @aestheticpxin5106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can't tell if I agree (as someone with ADHD) or not. Though that explains alot from both sides

    • @cinnastag
      @cinnastag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@aestheticpxin5106 I was debating making the post, since my experiences (having ADHD) have been similar at point (not with speaking to the daughter of satan who is on drugs tho)

    • @CapybaraFilms0107
      @CapybaraFilms0107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And the daughter of satan has a sis who is an alien

    • @caitlyn5305
      @caitlyn5305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t have ADHD but my best friend does. It’s also funny because I have ADD so we both have to take medicine. It’s nice to have someone to relate with :)

  • @choco-chipkookies2697
    @choco-chipkookies2697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    "My mind is a naughty virgin aunt"
    "Maybe I smoked something else" I can't anymore😂💀

  • @elizabeteliepina6428
    @elizabeteliepina6428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This song turned into a weird alternate universe sidcom where satan gets arrested and Melinda and Tom tried to rescue him.

  • @megmartin8298
    @megmartin8298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    1:35 Companies when June ends

  • @adniaquila1093
    @adniaquila1093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "How to drink water?"
    "No cups."
    Instructions unclear, I'm dying of thirst.

  • @bastianschuck5455
    @bastianschuck5455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "So warm and nice"
    Google Translate: " *EXTREMELY HOT* "

    • @GenderWoman666
      @GenderWoman666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Google Translator is from Sweden then 😅😂

    • @arokh72
      @arokh72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GenderWoman666 not only from Sweden, but also a Swede describing an Australian Christmas. Though it is currently unseasonably mild in my part of Australia.

    • @oliviarouse2361
      @oliviarouse2361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is how I’d feel as a Canadian when the weather is anything above freezing 😂

  • @singingofsilver
    @singingofsilver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I really want to hear them sing an actual version of this-
    Like this sounds so good-

    • @everex1239
      @everex1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are they’re voices good or is my voice bad

    • @Idiot_TaylorsVersion
      @Idiot_TaylorsVersion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah their voices are incredible. I really need to hear an actual cover of this

  • @IndigoMoons
    @IndigoMoons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Malinda: how to drink water?
    Tom: first of all, *no cups*

  • @hal_lucid_ation
    @hal_lucid_ation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    wearing a hat can cause hair loss
    well, google has spoken.

    • @umalazoff4
      @umalazoff4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HAIR LOSS WILL BE YOUR FIRST ATTEMPT

    • @dyinginside8716
      @dyinginside8716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also google: No, no, no

    • @clairebenson8092
      @clairebenson8092 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is Monat making hats now?

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    "Hears the explosion"
    *Michael Bay, is that you*

    • @toribaker8612
      @toribaker8612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Are you also a transformers fan?

    • @ariyanatinsley2856
      @ariyanatinsley2856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Go feed your country

    • @notinsideyourwalls
      @notinsideyourwalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ariyanatinsley2856
      Bring food to the blanket X
      Bring food to the country v’

    • @ajfrommillay3766
      @ajfrommillay3766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Boom burn house to bay in destruction of explosion!

    • @xenathe3rd509
      @xenathe3rd509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LINDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

  • @imaduck7310
    @imaduck7310 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "Neighbors gonna think"
    "Baby, that's bad"
    How did some lines line up perfectly 😭

  • @KillerDipped
    @KillerDipped 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Ah, yes. Baby its mold outside: the story of a young couple, a boy and a girl. The girl may be drunk, tipsy and unable to stand. the boy reminds the girl that the house is up for sale and they have to start moving out. The girl responds to this with "ugh, men.". The boy tells the girl that a mutual friend, hope, has fallen. The girl does not care and simply says " okay". The boy tries to turn the conversation in another direction, to the topic of icecream. She changes the topic by telling karid (the boy) that her mother was Satan's wife. Karid responds, "LINDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" (Linda is the girl) Linda tells a story of how her father was arrested. Karid is uninterested, maybe he has heard this story many times and knows that a explosion comes next. Linda notices the mold and tries to subtly mention she could clean it up. Karid is starting to get drunk and simply says "clocks". Linda allows him to have a stone. Karid suggests a picnic. Linda tries to suggest committing a crime, saying that the neighbors gonna think its hopes fault. " baby, thats bad" karid says in shock. Linda forgets how to drink water and karid suggests she stop using cups. Karid puts on a hat and says he looks like a star, but Linda disdains the hat. Karid is sad but tells himself that hats can cause hair loss anyways. Linda is embarrassed while karid tries to do something nefarious using a airplane. Linda tells him to make a in-depth statement to convince them. "what pride?" Karid says. Linda confesses to karid that she cannot really live because of her demonic heritage. Karid responds that he can't have children. Theres a hot girlfriend outside that they both have a crush on. Linda makes a crazy plan to have a meatcute with her and says that all she has to do is run! Karids idea is that she must be cold- why not give her a coat? Later on, Linda is sad she hasn't gotten a response from the hot girlfriend. However, karid has many 'cool girls' in his dms, probably him being sarcastic and not liking the girls responding. Linda continues flirting with the hot girlfriend while karid signs up for hello fresh ™. Karid is on drugs. Lindas sister is on moon street And she is also on drugs. Karid has never done anything wrong (a lie.) Linda thinks she is a alien and wants to go to earth, while karid buys baby jelly on hello fresh. More drug fueled conversations later and they find that they were in fact, not on ddrugs, but on the fumes from the mold in their house. They move out.

  • @Everettalla
    @Everettalla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Lmao “hot girlfriend outside”
    *Both become interested*

  • @thomilsvlog4544
    @thomilsvlog4544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    "It's mold outside,
    I...,
    It's sold outside"
    Looks like Google Translate has experience with the landlords here in Ireland....

  • @jaydendeguzman4983
    @jaydendeguzman4983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The random bits of wholesomeness in the song is so good. "I like ice cream" and "Hi" just killed me

  • @WhyWouldYouDoThisSeriously
    @WhyWouldYouDoThisSeriously 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    He looks so happy when he says “I like ice cream!”

  • @suphorg8597
    @suphorg8597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "maybe i have smoked something else" well that would explain everything

  • @erickpoorbaugh6728
    @erickpoorbaugh6728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    “I like cleaning” “...clocks.”
    That almost sounds like snark. Like he’s saying, “Yeah, sure, you like cleaning...cleaning people’s clocks!”

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It feels like a reverse Brawl in the Family joke, where the joke was Kingsonnn Dededoo said he was going to clean someone’s clock but he literally polished Kirby’s clock.

    • @cecerafferty5570
      @cecerafferty5570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      See I interpreted it more like awkward speed dating "I like cleaning!" "I like uhhhhhh clocks"

  • @the_artsydog
    @the_artsydog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "D'oh!" and " LINDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" made my laugh so hard

  • @ronaldoodles
    @ronaldoodles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “I really like cleaning.”
    “cL0cKs.”

  • @samarius_art_and_games
    @samarius_art_and_games 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    "Linda, what are you doing?"
    Talking about her father Satan, of course.

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Linda Monroe's father would totally be Satan

    • @sofiaacuna3643
      @sofiaacuna3643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AJgames29 I mean, you are not wrong

    • @rebekkaprahst8492
      @rebekkaprahst8492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cleaning. She likes it.

    • @rosekitten5141
      @rosekitten5141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold up, look at the next two lines

  • @victoria-tk5jf
    @victoria-tk5jf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    "My mind is a naughty virgin aunt."
    I'm sorry what-

    • @nameman9997
      @nameman9997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "SHHHHHH!"

    • @victoria-tk5jf
      @victoria-tk5jf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@nameman9997 LOL

    • @nameman9997
      @nameman9997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@victoria-tk5jf maybe I smoked something else

    • @victoria-tk5jf
      @victoria-tk5jf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nameman9997 just maybe

    • @WildestCarton
      @WildestCarton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@victoria-tk5jf you did not get me today yet if you do I will edit mister Rick Ashley
      Edit:never mind

  • @peppabig4035
    @peppabig4035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    1:07
    *c l o c k s*

  • @Please...Just....Dont.
    @Please...Just....Dont. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "would you like to see this?" *shows hand*
    "HOW DO YOU DO THAAAAT"
    yes, it makes me feel jealous too because I am not intelligent enough for that.

  • @puppygreninja6274
    @puppygreninja6274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2411

    “But Karid my mother was satan’s wife”
    “Linda what are you doing”
    She’s explaining her traumatic childhood apparently

    • @palesgensler3099
      @palesgensler3099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      At least she had lots of pasta to eat as a kid.

    • @princetweed2255
      @princetweed2255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I agree. My father was satan...Yeah

    • @willsinternet
      @willsinternet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Pales Gensler SATAN BRINGS ME TO THE PASTA

    • @matrix_turtle8826
      @matrix_turtle8826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@palesgensler3099 *SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA*

    • @melonmusk8924
      @melonmusk8924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      But her father was arrested.

  • @dbraafie73
    @dbraafie73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Tom has the best lines!! 😂
    "LINda, WhAT are you DOING?!"
    "D'Oh!"
    "You fly a plane, right?"

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hears the explosion
      SHHHHH

    • @KEBJD
      @KEBJD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wearing a hat can cause hair loss

    • @chiffonlime643
      @chiffonlime643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      gOd my mouth is DeLiciOuS

    • @killianholm2283
      @killianholm2283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2:19 Melinda funny lines to 2:36

  • @voidstarkitty8452
    @voidstarkitty8452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can't believe they went from "say lend me a coat"
    to "you mean, like, saltines and their ilk eh?"
    that was hilarious.

  • @birdbrain3041
    @birdbrain3041 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like how the hot girlfriend outside bit just sounds like they are both trying to do a pick up line on her and failing miserably because they are both smoking something

  • @desktopkitty
    @desktopkitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    When we were kids, my brother was disturbed by "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" because he never understood that Santa Claus was the father dressed up as Santa. He thought the song was about some children witnessing their mom making out with, I guess Mall Santa?

    • @sericitymichael8007
      @sericitymichael8007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I never knew that’s what that meant actually, I never thought about it. You learn something knew everyday!

    • @SotraEngine4
      @SotraEngine4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was also disturbed. Like she's cheating or something

    • @cookieboijackuwu9349
      @cookieboijackuwu9349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait- SANTA ISNT REAL?! 😯 (Ik hes not real it just breaks my heart knowing that)

    • @nsa6103
      @nsa6103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *DO NOT APPLY VISA FOR UR CHILDRENS, MENS AND WOMENS!*

    • @medusa8617
      @medusa8617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sericitymichael8007 new* and Santa Claus was the father because fathers are usually the ones putting presents out with their wife, not the "actual" santa of course. Once they're done, the kid is sleeping, so they have a romantic moment under the mistletoe. I got it when I was little. I also used to search "how to keep your kids believing in Santa."

  • @charcharslide239
    @charcharslide239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    "What pride?"
    "I can't have children"
    "Hot girlfriend outside"
    I'm feeling a lot of gay vibes

  • @wlopace1015
    @wlopace1015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What I prefer in this video ? The smile saying "just chaos" :'D

  • @Idiot_TaylorsVersion
    @Idiot_TaylorsVersion ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve watched this so much I have the whole thing memorized

  • @beek.4860
    @beek.4860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    OKAY OKAY so at like 2:11 he says "See worm window" which is hilarious to me because in French, the words for "glass" and "worm" are very similar, and the number of times I have accidentally talked about worms when I meant to be talking about glass windows is too much.

    • @funpersonakaebw1110
      @funpersonakaebw1110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol. I wish I knew French. :)

    • @AragornElessar
      @AragornElessar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      oh worm

    • @Graveyardgirl33
      @Graveyardgirl33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Verre - glass
      Ver - worm

    • @AndyAnderson93
      @AndyAnderson93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Graveyardgirl33 vers: towards
      Vert: green

    • @teruin2
      @teruin2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Based on the other replies, telling someone to walk towards a green glass worm sculpture could be complicated i French. :)

  • @dUckdUckg00s3
    @dUckdUckg00s3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Nobody:
    Google Translate: Kids are cool
    Malinda:*Dab*

  • @_-sucilovesboba-_8925
    @_-sucilovesboba-_8925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    1:41
    *Suddenly gay*

  • @nova8091
    @nova8091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Hope had fallen” such a mood

    • @MuffinMinccino
      @MuffinMinccino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget that she answered "okay"

  • @clarascats1365
    @clarascats1365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I love how sometimes they’re actually having a conversation, for example;
    “Neighbours gonna think” “baby that’s bad”,
    “How to drink water?” “No cups”,
    “Dude be careful” “God, my mouth is delicious!”,
    “Wearing a hat can cause hair loss” “No, no, no”,
    “My mind is a naughty virgin aunt” “Shh”,
    “You can have a stone” “bring food to the blanket”,
    “But Karid my mother was Satiaan’s wife” “Linda what are you doing?”,
    and “I can’t imagine the rest of your hand” “Would you like to see this” “How do I do that?”

    • @kayplaya86
      @kayplaya86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Here's another one "wearing a hat can cause hair loss" "No, no, no"

    • @AnderMartin
      @AnderMartin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "my mind is naughty virgin grandpa" "shh"
      that is the funniest and worst one

    • @ninprestendo5193
      @ninprestendo5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AnderMartin it was aunt not grandpa do you are have stupid

    • @clarascats1365
      @clarascats1365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol how could I forget those😆

    • @Katelynn.S
      @Katelynn.S 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clarascats1365 “ But Karid my mother was Satan’s wife” “Linda wHAT ARE YOU DOING-“ maybe

  • @allisonm5831
    @allisonm5831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    This song sounds like she trying to have a conversation about her difficult home life and he forgot to pay attention so he's saying random things hoping it will line up with whatever she's talking about.

    • @elizakarnopp8921
      @elizakarnopp8921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Clocks

    • @marydion7872
      @marydion7872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      CLEANED!!!

    • @CandyApples4ever
      @CandyApples4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is kind of what it’s like when talking to someone with adhd.

    • @AlechiaTheWitch
      @AlechiaTheWitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well the song is actually like this

    • @amariana1494
      @amariana1494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YEP THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE SOME TCHEKHOV PLAY

  • @logansnow109
    @logansnow109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “If you have acne, you will die”
    Me:
    *simply passes away*

  • @imaduck7310
    @imaduck7310 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Talk about salt in my wounds"
    *"D'OH"*
    Had me laughing so hard 🤣🤣

  • @AnnabelleHua
    @AnnabelleHua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    “If you have acne, you will die.” “I can’t kill grandpa!”

    • @izabelladunn5813
      @izabelladunn5813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      so you mean to tell me hes trying to kill grandpa with acne but cant?

    • @ApollosRockstar
      @ApollosRockstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *”I CANT KILL GRANDPA!”*

    • @paisleighyt6153
      @paisleighyt6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      “HELP I CANT KILL GRANDPA”

    • @grimmpotat6911
      @grimmpotat6911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can't draw

    • @grimmpotat6911
      @grimmpotat6911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The kids are cool

  • @moff5059
    @moff5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Google translate: May I offer you some nice Chaos in this trying time?

  • @Idiot_TaylorsVersion
    @Idiot_TaylorsVersion ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Can we just take a second to appreciate that harmony at the end? They’re both so good, it’s insane!

  • @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade
    @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:59 Did we just get a new meme? 🤣

  • @Lifeismiserable_
    @Lifeismiserable_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "I cant kill grandpa"
    Wait wait why are you trying to kill grandpa

    • @aryabaviskar2137
      @aryabaviskar2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ThE mYsTeRiEs oF LiFe WiTh TiM aNd MoBy

    • @Lifeismiserable_
      @Lifeismiserable_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aryabaviskar2137 YeS

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Because Satan will bring her to the pasta otherwise

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because "Grandma was driven by Reindeer" already. Grandpa wants to meet her

    • @Lifeismiserable_
      @Lifeismiserable_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AlinaAniretakeomg yes

  • @spider.jasper
    @spider.jasper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    "Don't go outside children, it's *moldy* out there."

    • @chasing_butt3rflies
      @chasing_butt3rflies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      underrated comment, this is awesome

    • @nsa6103
      @nsa6103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      oh no, i have gotten outside

    • @spider.jasper
      @spider.jasper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chasing_butt3rflies thanks lol

    • @chasing_butt3rflies
      @chasing_butt3rflies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@spider.jasper yw!

    • @emberr_r0se
      @emberr_r0se 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nsa6103 Oh no. Child, you were not supposed to get outside.

  • @Rugiball
    @Rugiball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I can't imagine the rest of your hand!"
    "Would you like to see this?"
    "How do I do that?"
    Lol!

  • @ilikebreadlmao
    @ilikebreadlmao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Cancel this season” 😂🤣🤣🤣 I don’t think that’s possible Linda 😂😂😂

  • @kzali901
    @kzali901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "IF you have acne you will die."
    Looks like I'm dying then

    • @abby_bozung
      @abby_bozung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Several of us are lol

    • @LtBasil
      @LtBasil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guess that means I died several years ago.

    • @claudiothewarrior
      @claudiothewarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup, I'm already dead

    • @leeoconnell2572
      @leeoconnell2572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've been waiting 15 years. It has finally come

  • @redphoenixal8377
    @redphoenixal8377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    I like it how she trying hold her laughter when she say: my mind is a naughty virgin aunt 🤣🤣🤣
    (Edit) Omg!!! Thanks for 652 likes!! 😮🥺❤ u guys r awesome!!

  • @Father_of_Death
    @Father_of_Death ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Linda, what are you doing?!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stronggirlsyndrome
    @stronggirlsyndrome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how this just progressed in chaos

  • @musicwarrior3755
    @musicwarrior3755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1403

    Malinda: Sounds like a jumbled but still coherent conversation
    Tom: Off his ADHD meds

    • @CC-cl3bb
      @CC-cl3bb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      ⁱ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁱˡˡ ᵍʳᵃⁿᵈᵖᵃ

    • @sabrinakirchner242
      @sabrinakirchner242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Ah, so that’s why I related to him so much in this video

    • @Kydrogen
      @Kydrogen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I think Tom was "smoking something else" as they say

    • @noahshad09
      @noahshad09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Baby jelly

    • @Catmum1998
      @Catmum1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I have ADHD and this is accurate ⏰⏰

  • @Namadu7
    @Namadu7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    I like that they're both into the hot girlfriend. Now THAT'S progressive.

    • @gabzwithazed
      @gabzwithazed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Indeed it is. Linda better watch out!

    • @meatkirbo
      @meatkirbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And, if you look into it, it's possible to see him as closeted, so they might be bi.

    • @volixwriting887
      @volixwriting887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And he's hitting up cool girls. Poly? Heck yeah

    • @littlefreak7946
      @littlefreak7946 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      GIECO

    • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
      @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too progressive.

  • @pershendetjesijeni
    @pershendetjesijeni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:52 ahaha love