The Cowboys (Jerry Jones) said that they were going "all in" this year to win it all. But ofc they made the worst moves in the off and midseason.@ryanjuanico4498
@@jimblomquist4017Ted is an intermittent character who has to take customer complaints after bad Thursday night games on Prime. I've only seen him twice, because I started watching Tom Grossi relatively recently.
saw the yt highlights were only 8min, knew it would be bad, while watching those suddenly you see you're in the 4th quarter. Also, how did chi not advance the ball for a fg in their 2min drill? pathetic
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the goalposts with care, In hopes that Coach Nicholas soon would be there; The corners were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of pick-sixes danced in their heads; And mom in her jersey, and I watching my team, Had just settled our brains for a long Grossi stream, When out on the field there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I ran like the King Tore open the shutters and behold, such a thing. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to endzones below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old coach, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Coach Nick. More rapid than Eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name; "Now, Jalen! now, Jordan! now, Patrick and Murray! On, Jared! on, Jackson! on, Allen and Purdy! To a stop at Lambeau! to a stop for a leap! Then on to KC for perhaps a three-peat" He sprang to his sleigh, to his team dripping in swag, And away they all flew like the toss of a flag, But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
If it comes down to the chiefs deciding who gets the spot between the Broncos and the Bengals, I'm absolutely on board with keeping the game close, running it down to the last play, then just handing the ball to the Broncos to give them a free TD. That would make me laugh so hard as a Chiefs fan. I know the Broncos hate us, but we deserve it for bullying them. The Bengals legitimately think they are better than us and getting to just decide that they don't go to the playoffs would be amazing. Burrowhead my @$$
@tannerarmstrong1496 If we make the playoffs because of yall playing your backups I might go back the Raiders being least favorite team for a while. That is, until you inevitably bs your way to winning another Super Bowl, of course.
1:31 i half expected wildflower to be dressed up as the grinch taking the bag from the falcons saying actually im stealing it and will decide who i will give it to come Sunday night
Get tf outta here with that commit commanders struggled with the eagles without Jalen hurts plus ATL beat the most of the NFC East also nice grammar at the beginning 😅
@ I don’t see how commanders offense has anything to do with playing with the eagles defense especially with Jalen getting hurt who doesn’t play on the eagles defense You’re seriously seriously can’t convince me that in Michael Penix second start he’s gonna light it up Dude did the bare minimum against the giants ass defense 14 of those points they scored was from pick sixes. That’s how ass the Giants were. Also, it’s typing in a comment. I’m not writing a fucking essay for college so don’t expect .,’:;”*^_.• when making a dumb joke about the commanders controlling the fate of the Falcons dressed as the grinch in an NFL fucking skit 🖕
@@SuperMarioOG652You making fun of a another persons grammar in your comment, which has 2 grammar mistakes, improper capitalization, zero punctuation, and a misspelling of the word “comment” is irony at it’s peak lmao. Also fuck the Falcons.
You realize Tom is not a Chief. And the Chiefs aren't smug in any way, right? They're just a really good team. People only hate because they're so successful. Don't worry, it won't last forever. Can't go more than 10 or 12 years longer surely 😂😂😂
@ericac5091 I understand being sick of them just like I was sick of the Pats. Just don't think most of the Kingdom is smug, we remember our lifetime of never good enough. Still seems surreal honestly...I occasionally still have to pinch myself haha
@masterp2269 I get what you are saying. TRUST ME. But being that this is just a skit, it's more so referencing his character...though I still personally don't care for that team..that's all
So next week we'll either see the Chiefs backups screw the Broncos out of the playoffs or screw the Bengals out of the playoffs. Long-term storytelling, ladies and gentlemen...
@@DenBover-pf7xk I don't actually expect KC to win, but you have to admit it would definitely be a Broncos thing to do. And remember, the Broncos may be fighting for their season, but the KC backups will be fighting for their careers. Everyone on that field is going to be highly motivated.
KC can't sit all their starters. They may do heavier rotation regarding snap counts, but honestly, Mahomes, Kelce, Jones, Humphries, Pacheco will be all that completely sit. Three of them nursing injuries, two of them to prevent injuries. Plus, players on their last year are going to still play hard to get stats for next year's contract. What will help the Broncos is that Reid/Spags will call a vanilla game. With some stupid crap plays thrown in to make playoff DCs go, "we need to prepare for this trick play."
As Chiefs fan I'd rather have Broncos win, can't let the Bengals sneak in after what theyve done over the years. Carson Wentz still wants to be a starting QB somewhere so I don't expect him to underperform though.
The Strouds only scoring two points on Christmas in front of Beyoncé is comeuppance for kidnapping the Scriptwriter
the use of comeuppance is very Jim Rome-esque
He scored 0 points
I blame it on Beyonce. She's trying too hard to rebrand herself after all of her pointless antics this year.
@@Lightskin_jhit Technically the defense scored 2 point but yeah the offense got shut out
Who cares if it's in front of Beyonce, Taylor Swift, or the Pope? They're just watching a football game like the rest of us
"Santa said he put it ALL IN there"
GOATED JERRY ROAST
🤣
All in?
The Cowboys (Jerry Jones) said that they were going "all in" this year to win it all. But ofc they made the worst moves in the off and midseason.@ryanjuanico4498
😂😂😂😂😂😂 How 'bout em cowboys
Tom dropping bars 🔥
The Bears getting a timeout was too much for me 😂
I saw this coming, and it still hurt.
😂 that is cruel.
It's even funnier after tonight's game
@@ChristopherBingham-xx8xlyep, the gift that keeps on giving
It warms my heart to see Ref get everything he wants.
He did seem the most grateful.
Happy flag noises
Happy Semaphore, Ref!
I want a merch store with a shirt that has a yellow flag on it and the word flag.
He really wanted a Chiefs Jersey
Ted deserves a big bonus for all he had to endure this year.
The Bonus: The Bears
A years subscription to QB club of the month?!
Pardon my ignorance, but who is Ted?
@@jimblomquist4017 the Amazon character
@@jimblomquist4017Ted is an intermittent character who has to take customer complaints after bad Thursday night games on Prime.
I've only seen him twice, because I started watching Tom Grossi relatively recently.
Amazon Thursday night football department call centre guy.
One of the most underrated gems of the Grossiverse in 2024
The Seahawks and Bears sure didn’t let Ted be freed without some final suffering
Tom nailed that one!
saw the yt highlights were only 8min, knew it would be bad, while watching those suddenly you see you're in the 4th quarter. Also, how did chi not advance the ball for a fg in their 2min drill? pathetic
Yeah, I don't think he'll make it home to see his family
it truly was the thursday night football all other thursday night footballs aspire to be.
@@JonZiegler6 The fact that they found 8 minutes of highlights in that trash heap is impressive.
“I got hospital bill” is so true as a lions fan
… and 49ers. So so so much hospital bill
You might also get the 1 seed and winning the toughest division in decades(maybe NFL History), coming from a GB fan
@@Erik_Ice_Fang thank you cheese
Just one hospital bill?? Hehe
It’s an open tab….poor lions.
The broncos gift staying with the chiefs was perfect.
If Netflix gets a character. His name should be Bill. BILL AND TED STREAM FOOTBALL JUST WRITES ITSELF
AMEN! Need me Bill and Ted!
Liked this comment in order to push this to the top! Come on Tom!! Make this happen!!
EXCELLENT!
AND Christmas in 2025 is on a Thursday :) so you might get your wish. lol
I believe Ref summed it up perfectly.
intones "Flag?" in a happy tone
Yeah he did!
"Santa said he put it "All In" there " 😂😂🎉
Jerry Jones dressed as Santa.
the amazon skit happening BEFORE the dud tonight of a 6-3 game is fucking BRILLIANT writing
It's almost as if the NFL is scripted by someone. 😉
@@troykingery1665And I’m starting think it might be Tom
I hope you had a wonderful Christmas Tom!
🎵 All the Lions want for Christmas is their two front teeth 🎵
And new arms, legs, knees, jaws...
And D mont
And kneecaps. To snack on.
They don't need kneecaps though they bite those off😂
@@OwtkastMisfit Pretty sure he falls under "knees".
@@DuncanHall2070 Exactly. Like I said, as a snack.
Tom predicting this shitshow of a Thursday night football game is great 😂
FLAG: the gift that keeps on giving. Remember, FLAG isn't just for christmas, it's for the whole season
All funny as usual but the "all in there" Dallas part killed me 😂
0:48 if only tom knew how right he would be for that game
ref got the best gift. he was soo happy
It's an instant Christmas classic !!!
Not the hospital bill😭
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the goalposts with care,
In hopes that Coach Nicholas soon would be there;
The corners were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of pick-sixes danced in their heads;
And mom in her jersey, and I watching my team,
Had just settled our brains for a long Grossi stream,
When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I ran like the King
Tore open the shutters and behold, such a thing.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to endzones below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old coach, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Coach Nick.
More rapid than Eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Jalen! now, Jordan! now, Patrick and Murray!
On, Jared! on, Jackson! on, Allen and Purdy!
To a stop at Lambeau! to a stop for a leap!
Then on to KC for perhaps a three-peat"
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team dripping in swag,
And away they all flew like the toss of a flag,
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
Very nice! 👌👏
That was great.
Excellent! Sorry I'm just now seeing this one.
Love the playoff berth being held on to by the Chiefs.
If Carson Wentz and The Replacements beat the Broncos next week, Broncos don't deserve to get in.
I’m so tired of this
If it comes down to the chiefs deciding who gets the spot between the Broncos and the Bengals, I'm absolutely on board with keeping the game close, running it down to the last play, then just handing the ball to the Broncos to give them a free TD. That would make me laugh so hard as a Chiefs fan. I know the Broncos hate us, but we deserve it for bullying them. The Bengals legitimately think they are better than us and getting to just decide that they don't go to the playoffs would be amazing. Burrowhead my @$$
@tannerarmstrong1496 If we make the playoffs because of yall playing your backups I might go back the Raiders being least favorite team for a while. That is, until you inevitably bs your way to winning another Super Bowl, of course.
@DavidAddonizio😂❤😂🎉
And a very merry Toyotathon to all.
Broncos Mom: Go ask your dad if you can go to the playoffs. Chiefs: We'll see boy, we'll see 😅
1:31 i half expected wildflower to be dressed up as the grinch taking the bag from the falcons saying actually im stealing it and will decide who i will give it to come Sunday night
Get tf outta here with that commit commanders struggled with the eagles without Jalen hurts plus ATL beat the most of the NFC East also nice grammar at the beginning 😅
@ I don’t see how commanders offense has anything to do with playing with the eagles defense especially with Jalen getting hurt who doesn’t play on the eagles defense
You’re seriously seriously can’t convince me that in Michael Penix second start he’s gonna light it up
Dude did the bare minimum against the giants ass defense 14 of those points they scored was from pick sixes. That’s how ass the Giants were. Also, it’s typing in a comment. I’m not writing a fucking essay for college so don’t expect .,’:;”*^_.• when making a dumb joke about the commanders controlling the fate of the Falcons dressed as the grinch in an NFL fucking skit 🖕
@@SuperMarioOG652You making fun of a another persons grammar in your comment, which has 2 grammar mistakes, improper capitalization, zero punctuation, and a misspelling of the word “comment” is irony at it’s peak lmao. Also fuck the Falcons.
@@SuperMarioOG652 that “commit” eliminates you from being allowed to correct someone’s grammar.
@@SuperMarioOG652 Somehow the Sadlanta Frauds couldn't have that same energy for the AFC West division...
I knew it was coming, and
"Flag. :D"
still nearly killed me.
Flag! :D
I'm so happy for ref for getting exactly what he wanted!!
As a Bears fan, I had a hearty chuckle at 0:59...
God after tonight I’m so sorry. Whole season in general but tonight was woof.
THEY GAME WAS BORING AS FUCK
This was pretty short but an absolute masterclass. So many jokes in so little time.
The ref saying "flag" needs to be on some merch, Tom.
That stuff would sell like playoff tickets 👌
It's the pure smugness at 0:14, which makes ppl *ahem* "strongly dislike" the Chiefs lol
You realize Tom is not a Chief. And the Chiefs aren't smug in any way, right? They're just a really good team. People only hate because they're so successful. Don't worry, it won't last forever. Can't go more than 10 or 12 years longer surely 😂😂😂
Well of course Tom is not a Chief. He just plays one on TV lol As an Eagle's fan, I want literally ANY other team to win out in the AFC.
@ericac5091 I understand being sick of them just like I was sick of the Pats. Just don't think most of the Kingdom is smug, we remember our lifetime of never good enough. Still seems surreal honestly...I occasionally still have to pinch myself haha
@masterp2269 I get what you are saying. TRUST ME. But being that this is just a skit, it's more so referencing his character...though I still personally don't care for that team..that's all
Those side eyes he gives are masterful.
Seahawks 6, Bears 3 at halftime.
Poor Amazon guy
Wait until you see the final score!
And that's the final score. And the Bears didn't bother using the timeout they got for Christmas
Nah. It'll be 5-2
ref simply smiling and saying "flag" is perfect
As a Broncos fan, all I want for Christmas is a win. JUST ONE MORE WIN.
I’m primarily a Steelers fan, but I’m a Bronco fan on the side. That Cincy game’s the best we got now.
Flag.
You might get it since we will likely sit our starters.
Is that too much to ask? 😢
With Chiefs starters likely getting to sit, you should have a shot at it.
“Thank you Santa for bringing this back to me. Not that it really mattered because look what happened last year…”
*T R I G G E R E D*
No lies detected.
@@beronkross ?
The way the game went tonight between the Seahawks and Bears, Prime is really happy that the season for them is finally over
The Chiefs and Ravens just stole Christmas from the Steelers and Strouds~
The scriptwriter definitely got his revenge yesterday against the Strouds. Hope his car insurance is up to date.
Wild that Derrick Henry felt so bad for the Texans that he scored a few points for em.
The Bears and Seahawks certainly delivered.
Oh wow! The Texans got a Safety of of Derick Henry! That's great! Now it's a close, 1 score game!
No matter what day it is, the ref is always happy to get his flag.
The Falcons stealing Tampa Bay's gift was excellent!
Looks like they stole it back tonight..
And Santa gave the greatest gift of all that year.
Flag.
im happy for Ted
Merry christmas, Tom! Thank you for all the awesome videos you've made!
1:05 LOL! This is funnier after tonight's game
You'd think that 1 seed is even worse than a lump of coal, but that 1 seed can grow quite the dynas-tree
0:23 little did he know it would feature no TDs and more punts (13) than combined points (9)
That Seahawks bears Tnf game aged like fine wine
so did the "Timeout" jokes
Ref got my Hanukkah gifts from my youth. ...no wait I got socks.
LMAO THE BEARS GETTING A TIMEOUT!!! What a foreshadowing for the game LMAO
I watched this just after watching the Bears/Seahawks game... those jokes land very differently but also very much the same lmao.
My shoulder sure is sore from throwing all those snowballs. Eat shit, Santa.
With Brotherly Love,
Philly
"Santa said he put it all in there". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The game tonight was the most perfect end to TNF
Merry Christmas Tom!! and to all the Fandom 😁
"I don't have to watch your terrible teams stumble through a game anymore"
Falcons and Bucs: I took that seriously...
That cut deep. Now I have to depend on the Commanders this weekend. 😐
@@rackstraw Bucs please to save our season.
definitely waiting for the Strouds and Scriptwriter on monday.
The refs got the perfect gift 🎁
The Chiefs get to eliminate the Bengals for a third straight season.
Beautiful.
That horrible TNF game makes this so much better.
0:24 he did not expected this game to be so bad...
That was hands down the best flag of the season!
Happy Holidays, Tom!
Thanks for all of the great content!
Watching this after the Thursday Night game makes that Time Out joke WAY funnier…
So next week we'll either see the Chiefs backups screw the Broncos out of the playoffs or screw the Bengals out of the playoffs. Long-term storytelling, ladies and gentlemen...
I bet Ted is REALLY glad Thursday night football is over after tonight 😂
0:24 And what a game it was!
The last TNF game certainly lived up to “Oh no…”
Steelers: yay, another winning winning season with our yearly mid season collapse
Had to return here AFTER the TNF, to rewatch the Bears' "sorry" again.
Ted did know how bad it would be. It was worse than even you thought Ted it was worse
Just a few more hours and then Ted can finally take a well deserved vacation.
You mean, Ted's going to "take a walk"?
SANTA SAID HE PUT IT... ALL IN... THERE... WELL DONE SIR
Okay folks...truth is...Tom Grossi...is the ACTUAL Script Writer for the NFL. His channel is just his cover.
Happy Holidays, Tom, and Happy Holidays to Flag
"I got one more Thursday night football game" It really was the worst one yet!
Watching this after TNF, poor Ted. TNF can’t hurt you anymore… until next year
Vikings and Lions gonna play Dirty Santa with the division/#1 seed bundle package.
I just watched this then saw the score of the Thursday night game. It was only ONE MORE GAME!!!
The chiefs controlling the broncos play off hopes is hilarious. Do we let the broncos in... Or play starters and make the bills play the Bengals 😂😂😂
Chiefs bench everyone, Broncos still lose, Perna spins the curse wheel and becomes a new fan of whatever team it lands on.
@WolfyRagnarok If the chiefs backups block the broncos from the playoffs they will lose their minds lmao
@@DenBover-pf7xk I don't actually expect KC to win, but you have to admit it would definitely be a Broncos thing to do.
And remember, the Broncos may be fighting for their season, but the KC backups will be fighting for their careers. Everyone on that field is going to be highly motivated.
KC can't sit all their starters. They may do heavier rotation regarding snap counts, but honestly, Mahomes, Kelce, Jones, Humphries, Pacheco will be all that completely sit. Three of them nursing injuries, two of them to prevent injuries.
Plus, players on their last year are going to still play hard to get stats for next year's contract.
What will help the Broncos is that Reid/Spags will call a vanilla game. With some stupid crap plays thrown in to make playoff DCs go, "we need to prepare for this trick play."
As Chiefs fan I'd rather have Broncos win, can't let the Bengals sneak in after what theyve done over the years. Carson Wentz still wants to be a starting QB somewhere so I don't expect him to underperform though.
As a Bengals fan I would love a defense for Christmas. And a Tee Higgins extension
I like how the ref sounds like a Pokémon when he says “flag”
It would be a Christmas miracle, but I’m hoping the Bengals get a playoff berth!
Man, the Thursday night game is a beaut also!!
Flag. The gift that keeps on giving…and taking.
The Amazon part aged so well!
Lmao the watching the amazon rep after tonight's excuse for a game is so spot on
After that SEA/CHI game, our Amazon worker is truly thankful for his gift.
Ref getting a red challenge flag would be like coal in his stocking.
You’re free now Amazon. You’re free now.
ROFL at the Lions' "gift"... so true! 🤣🤣🤣
The TNF joke is even funnier in hindsight. Lmao
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good flag
Flag, the gift that keeps on giving.
Ted isn't going to be happy now
Just a “ sorry” from the bears 😂😂
You gotta respect how hard he works on these videos.
Damn you Jacksonville!!!!