an obvious sign their new here- Welcome to ER, expect the unexpected and assume you know nothing. The world is a lie and the sanitarium is more than a building. From Corvus, Margret, the _ man, the _ salesman /dealer, satan, and Dr. Clemmons to vaguer entities like Charlie Carl, Iggy Manly, the TFHS, the Tinkerer, and one-off characters that one should never assume are just one time occurrences. This is ER, rubbing a rubber chicken your brain you will soon find to be the tip of this beautiful ice burg.
Other ASMRtists: Use wigs and fake moustaches/beards. Paul: Has such extreme hair growth that he only has to wait a week for his hair to reach Jesus-like length.
I was really hoping he was gonna open his door at the end and walk away, but in the background, there are hundreds of PS5s. The twist being, he's actually a scalper XD
You ever wonder if while Uncle E is using his everyday household items to provide us with some much needed tingles, his wife is just walking around the house like, where the f*ck are the matches? Lol
@@fakeblue8985 they're the same price bro doesn't matter but I mean do your research before you try to call out someone. The guys still a douche but just some advice. Happy New Year!
@@georgeheilman885 Staying on PS3 isn't a bad thing. You have a bunch of good games (which are for the most part better than actual games). Like Fallout 3, Olders Call of Duty, GTA San Andreas,..
Thanks for your bravery in talking about this topic, we really needed someone to step up and bring this matter to light during these trying times.😔🤝😔 We'll get through this together.
@@slimshadythe111 haha I've had 5 people I dearly loved this year die and along that my childhood dog died. I moved houses to an area i didn't know. My dads gone insane and I have been having issues with myself and my mom has been doing drugs too. Also my brother had life threatening surgery, so fuck off
I’m watching this video while I have a PS5 but I also watched it when I didn’t have a PS5.I didn’t get a PS5 for my birthday in 2021 because it was so expensive in my country.What I did was that I waited and my hope never died,now in 2022 my dream finally came true.The point I’m trying to make is that don’t give up on ur hope and don’t ever think about committing suicide for just a console,alot of people commit suicide just because they don’t get what they want all I’m trying to say is do not make the same mistake as they did and don’t give ur life away for a console.
I have a ps5 as well and it aint as impressive as I thought it would be. I mean sure it runs ps4 games faster but there's only so much fun you can have with only a few native ps5 games. I also hate the ps5 UI and layout so I mainly use it like a ps4 but for games with long load times
@@Withered741 this is the comment I was looking for since the PS5 came out. The PS5 isn't all that special, just faster loading times and maybe some new features. Happy you got it doe 🤠👍
@@abhiramanilkumar7601 I don't own one anymore, just a 3. My 4 died last week. I am only really a PC gamer now but the inability to afford a graphics card to meet the requirements of modern games is about as annoying as not getting a PS5. I'm kinda stuck on old gen shit because GPUs seemingly never go down in price since all of this crypto mining shit. But ye, I doubt I'll get a PS5. I like to have one around to play with friends or to play old exclusives but, meh. Still, the PS2 was epic. Just happy a lot of tjose games can be bought on PS3 as digital download.
I can't thank you enough that i found your channel because i was just desperate and furious about the PS5 situation that i wanted to see if anyone had made a video about those who didn't get it and this video opened my eyes to this wonderfull world of ASMR! Later i found out about this fascinating ERU with huge amount of interesting characters and everything else that this channel offers and now after almost 2 years later since i saw this, your channel has become my favourite TH-cam channel giving me relaxation, giggles and everything between! ❤️
@@Peachy0514 good for you, but don’t laugh because a materialistic possession gives value to your self worth, learn a skill that actually takes hard work and diligence to achieve, then come brag
Everyone else : whispering, mouth sounds, finger flutters...the only triggers that work for me. Me : rubber chicken rubbed on brain, rubber chicken brain pecking and brain stem flicking please!!
I think my dad still has a PS2 somewhere, because I remember watching him play Spiro when I was little. Might even have a PS1 (or whatever the first gen was called)
@@LegoEngineer003 Its just called a Playstation but the 1 added at the end makes it understandable after later installments, since just the letters PS could mean anything to some people.
I would like to personally thank this video for assisting me through my endeavors. I watched this video originally in a time of desperation and need and now I am out of the woods. Yes, it is so, I have obtained a ps5. I true thank you to dearest Ephemeral Rift for the aid he provided. I shall truly never forget you.
Love all these vids. 2020 was extremely stressful for me but discovering this channel really helped with the anxiety and insomnia. Thanks for finding creative ways to help me relax/sleep and survive the year
@@PlatFlame I guess the logic is that at least we got games to play on PC while we wait for the GPU scalping/price increase to settle down. I got an RX 460 so I'm definitely looking forward to upgrading soon. Though I guess that's kind of the case with folks who want the new consoles. 🤷♂️
Thank you so much for this. Not getting one has honestly been really difficult for me and by far the worst part of this year. This made me feel so much better.
Hecks yeah i am laughing, millions are without food or water and somehow I'm supposed to feel bad about a ps5? Lol ok, not gonna be bothered over something as superficial and meaningless like a video game or console.
That BRAIN is the most magical prop you have in your arsenal good sir! Every time I catch a glimpse of it in a thumbnail I know the video is a must watch even if that brain only comes out for a moment or two. Something about the concept of it, the texture, the sounds....and when you tell me its MY brain, and then start to assess it, I actually feel it being touched. I am sure others feel as I do, surely we could have a mad scientist brain vid, or perhaps, a Brain massage parlor, somewhere people send their brains off to so they can be cleaned and unwind for detox and destress.
PS3 is very nostalgic. I remember playing rdr1 and gta4 on it. Good old days. A wise man told me you only know you are in the good old days once you’ve left them
Hey at least I still have that nothing gaming console I got from the Nothing Store a couple weeks ago. Works like a charm, AND it's backwards compatible with the last generation nothing consoles! Cost me absolutely nothing too! Now if I could only remember where I put it...
24:06 that's an amazing mindset!! Its ok to be disappointed you dont have the big boi ps5 or xbox. But be glad you have what you have and your getting joy out of it.
![[ASMR/3Hours] Air Conditioner White Noise Sounds (sleep, study, white noise, relax, nature)](/img/n.gif)
So basically this is asmr for 99% of people
You rounded it wrong, It's 100%.
@boi now that’s more like it
I feel like an outcast cuz i was one of the lucky ones but i came for the tingles
Me laughing with my ps5 😂😂😂
iPhone 12 and PS5... I’m that 1%
Uncle E always knows how to console people in times of need.
HA GET IT CONSOLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
😂
I love puns
👁 +👁👁 what u did
Get out
I was expecting him to just hold up a PS5 and tap on it while insulting us on how we didn’t get it.
That would be higher being content that we would be be able to handle. Us humans can only handle so much. For instance, Jake Paul
LOL
Don't look at any Jake Paul, it's a physical and visual injury to watch his content.
But ya'll probably already know.
That sound like something ER would do.
i was to at first.
"I'm going to rub your brain with this rubber chicken"
That's a sentence I never thought I'd hear
He lied, that aint no damn rubber chicken lol...its plastic...shits sounds hard AF..
I want to hear that quote in a movie now lmfao
Lmao
r/brandnewsentence
an obvious sign their new here-
Welcome to ER, expect the unexpected and assume you know nothing. The world is a lie and the sanitarium is more than a building. From Corvus, Margret, the _ man, the _ salesman /dealer, satan, and Dr. Clemmons to vaguer entities like Charlie Carl, Iggy Manly, the TFHS, the Tinkerer, and one-off characters that one should never assume are just one time occurrences. This is ER, rubbing a rubber chicken your brain you will soon find to be the tip of this beautiful ice burg.
What if he just pulled out a PS5 and laughed at us for an hour
Honestly, its rift. Id still find it entertaining and calming if he did.
that's a bruh moment lol
Plot twist
Plot*
I WOULD BE WHEEZING-
You simply can’t dislike this guy.
I almost did for a second when he pronounced "anime" in american in one video. But I can't, not even for that.
@@EternalNyappy anim overrated
@@holleytizzube61 Holley bathtub overrated
@@holleytizzube61 i- how. you're overrated 💀
Wright i have insomnia this shit helps me sleep
Plot twist: He made this video for his son who didnt get a ps5
No, this IS the plot.
244 likes and only 2 replies? Wow
3 replies now
4 now
5
This video is not to be confused for the ASMR for Scalpers who bought up all the PS5's with bots and then tried selling it for well over $1000.
Tried *and succeeded*
i will say however, it is a lot of fun to troll them and waste the scalper's time on facebook markeplace though.....
@@nigiri2263 lol I've been reading the comments on their marketplace posts.
I bought 2 somehow and i sold one for like 100 dollars over so i made some money, but im not selling it for like 2k
@@snyfilms1869 that's pretty decent.
The 390 dislikes are the ps5 owners who weren’t invited
so true
You're ridiculous if you think 240 people have a ps5. Ludacris I say sir
@@taylerandrews6264 lol yeah my bad
277* now
@@Tzahx_ 278*
Other ASMRtists: Use wigs and fake moustaches/beards.
Paul: Has such extreme hair growth that he only has to wait a week for his hair to reach Jesus-like length.
Guess some people are just....
Blessed.
Eh? Ehhh?
No? Ok, I'll see myself out.
@@AnvilJeff No. Stay.
@@AnvilJeff No, get out
@Dominic Aubuchon oh shit... time to leave Earth, I guess 😳
It was only like 4-5 months ago he practically shaved it all, my hair couldn’t get nearly as long as his in that time
9:48 Imagine how hard it would be to explain to someone why are you watching this
You don’t
Or 8:12
Or I guess 3:08
@@momkermit8591 lmaoooo I skipped forward to see what happened and I wasn’t expecting that😂😂😂💀💀
Imagine being suprised by your girlfriend at this moment 😂 !
Literally anything that can happen: * Exists *
ER: " *You're already content.* "
I like how that goes both for the content he makes and content feeling he gives us. Good job 👍
Omea wa mou... contentu
NANI?!
rule 34 activated
Next video: Asmr for people who are stuck in their car
Me: doesn’t get a PS5 for Christmas
Rift: Can I offer you a ASMR video in this troubling time?
Indeed
Not getting a PS5 is "a tragedy that is affecting millions of people across the world." First world problems? I'm dead!🤣
@@charliedays Is joke
Jedi
I did
Me: This is an oddly “normal” video for ER.
ER: Would you mind if I borrowed your brain and massaged it with a rubber chicken?
Me: Ah, there it is :)
@Koby Cossins Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe
"For people who didn't get a ps5"
*Rated E for everyone*
Now that is a really fucking creative joke😂
No one has the ps5 confirmed
No I have one
@@simplez4ck GIT, GIT OUTTA HERE
@@shermaderma2803 FeelsGoodMan 😎
Love the new hairstyle. It really complements the handlebar mustache. I feel like Rift should have been voted 2020’s most handsome face instead.
couldn't agree more
He's like a movie actor
Imagine him hosting meme review *handsomeness increases*
No seriously that would be so cool
He looks like Robert E lee crossed with Tom cruise I know it sounds weird but honestly it’s true
Yeah, waiting on more early 19th century fashion to come back. Perhaps mutton chops?
Uncle E looks like a custom character in Red Dead Online
Nah he straight up looks like an associate of Trelawney
He lookes on fleek like hell
Fr tho, his face reminds me of old western movie like characters
@@Materia_Primoris yeah, but only the chaotic neural ones. Like a snake oil seller kind of getup
Shopkeeper of the Nothing store :)
8:07 “you can listen to the sounds, as I flick your brainstem”
I never thought I’d ever hear those combinations of words in my life
Too bad TH-cam doesn't have a "PS5 ownership" analytics variable, we'd see on the graph all the owners leave at 4'
It does have viewership by platform though, I wonder if anybody with a PS5 watched this video using the app.
My man spent 11 minutes and ten seconds to find us the perfect match! This guy cares for us
16:53
"Could it be? Why, I do believe
That I've found the p- no."
Rift: *pulls out PS5 at the end, flipping us off*
Bro I am not even kidding, that was literally the same thing I was thinking 😂🤣
Man that is an EPIC GAMER MOMENT
That wouldve been epic
Damn you made me have to look at proof from the video
Ahahaha you have been tricked by I: DIO
When that ps3 turned on a flood of memories came In enough to make a grown man cry 😤
I was really hoping he was gonna open his door at the end and walk away, but in the background, there are hundreds of PS5s. The twist being, he's actually a scalper XD
Somebody: How many video ideas do you have?
ER: Yes
Doesn’t make sense
@@trevor5485 never seen this meme format before?
Waiting for the “ASMR for people who got a PS5 for Christmas” vid where he flexes on everyone
I can only imagine him pulling out a PS5 on this video and laugh at us for an hour
But its a very very quiet laugh
So it still counts as asmr
And causes us sadness
“You can listen to the sounds as I flick your brain stem” *flick flick flick flick*
*dies*
@@cannedsas i think i'm paralyzed from my head and down
9:37 Now this is a sight I could’ve never imagined myself seeing
I was simply stunned. I could have imagined anything but that.
Kinky.
@@justalostlocal ah not like that pervert
-"I'll turn the ps3 on for that wonderful sound"
The sound: goddamn vacuum cleaner
AUUUUUUW HOOOOOOOOWM
Basically driving over my electrical keyboard
@@thearctic7919 or just holding ur ear up to a jet engine at this point
@@thearctic7919 or just holding ur ear up to a jet engine at this point
The menu sound from the PS2 would have been a nice ambient background sound for this video
He always saves the day when we need him most
You ever wonder if while Uncle E is using his everyday household items to provide us with some much needed tingles, his wife is just walking around the house like, where the f*ck are the matches? Lol
Where the fuck did the brain go?! PAUL!
the only asmr channel without ASMR in their name.
goodnight moon as well
and Mermaid Whispers?
I got a balloon that said "PS5 Coming soon", so that's nice.
this sounds like my parents in a nutshell XD
odd. i think the balloons trynna tell you something?
My friends got a card that had 500 dollars on it because his parents couldn’t get him one.🥺
@Reaon where tf did you see the reference bro?
@Reaon makes sense
“Has anyone ever flicked your brain stem?”
LMFAO
Was looking for this comment lol
Yes
if someone did I'd be dead
Uncle E has been baffling me for years with his originality and wit
You should make an asmr for the scalpers then just scream in the middle of it
10 minutes into video and screams wake up
Anti-asmr
I still think he should do a suit roleplay where he flexs his suit collection, love the vids see yall next year
"You can listen to the sound as I flick your brain stem."
-Ephemeral Rift, 2020
LOL 😂
Nah that's something else it's the piece of poo hanging out My butt for 6 hours
lmao, the "Brain Stem" i cvan see him holding in that smile while he was flicking it.
😂 yea i was like Well thats wierd lol
@Christian Ball no one cares lmao
@Christian Ball man’s flexing about how he’s rich but he got the xbox lmao
@Christian Ball if you're so rich why don't you get really drunk and drive a really fast car? Do it or you're not rich
@@fakeblue8985 they're the same price bro doesn't matter but I mean do your research before you try to call out someone. The guys still a douche but just some advice. Happy New Year!
"I'm just going to light this candle"
me: *sees how long this part of the video is* "oh I see where this is going"
1:05:58
I use asmr to sleep every night and as a result I no longer experience asmr at it's fullest, but that part whit the matches was incredible.
“You can listen to the sounds as a flick your brain stem”
Ye
Its an honor to meet you prison mike
How bad was your guitar skill to get you in prison
You know you've grown old when getting socks for Xmas is the most pleasant thing you could ask for.
These new pairs of underwear are just a whole different breed.
For sure .)
i love how he takes off my brain and starts soothing it
Soothing it*
"That great PS3 nostalgia."
I still haven't even moved on to PS4. Guess I must really be living in the past.
I still think of the PS3 as new.
@TAYLOR SMITH I'm not a boomer, jackass.
@@georgeheilman885 Staying on PS3 isn't a bad thing. You have a bunch of good games (which are for the most part better than actual games). Like Fallout 3, Olders Call of Duty, GTA San Andreas,..
I haven’t even moved up from a PS2... it’s been over a decade
@@entropy04 Ah ah stucked in 2005 !
The man knows his audience lol
Want to like but at 69 likes
@@theterriblegamer6894 a fellow man of culture I see
@@vc_strange for people who think anime is a gender and memes a personality maybe
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar chill
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar who hurted you, grab some beer mate.
If people who got a PS5 should be ashamed of watching, I can't imagine how SCALPERS should feel.
They get to burn
@@ertel6740 ...In the deepest pits of Tartarus
@@u121386 … they shall see false light as they suffer in the darkest pits
i didn’t ask for the ps5, but i still feel the need to be here
Same
Same
Same tho
Really same.
Same same.
Thanks for your bravery in talking about this topic, we really needed someone to step up and bring this matter to light during these trying times.😔🤝😔
We'll get through this together.
Same energy: "Those WERE the droids I was looking for..." *cries in unemployed stormtrooper*
Fuck off
@@f_a_t_c_a_t You don't know the struggle man, hope you never go through what we're going through.
@@slimshadythe111 haha I've had 5 people I dearly loved this year die and along that my childhood dog died. I moved houses to an area i didn't know. My dads gone insane and I have been having issues with myself and my mom has been doing drugs too. Also my brother had life threatening surgery, so fuck off
Coming back to thank you for staying with us through our struggling times. You’re awesome and I hope you never change.
“How dare you for coming here” 😂🤣😂🤣 i thought it was going to be a congradulations or something LMFAOOO!!!!
me too fr
17:04 “I do believe I found the- no” i died
Same 💀 I actually laughed out loud 😂
Bruh is your pfp a planet or just a texture? Cuz it has me fascinated
I’m watching this video while I have a PS5 but I also watched it when I didn’t have a PS5.I didn’t get a PS5 for my birthday in 2021 because it was so expensive in my country.What I did was that I waited and my hope never died,now in 2022 my dream finally came true.The point I’m trying to make is that don’t give up on ur hope and don’t ever think about committing suicide for just a console,alot of people commit suicide just because they don’t get what they want all I’m trying to say is do not make the same mistake as they did and don’t give ur life away for a console.
damnnnn that moustache is on point
@Christian Ball the fuckk
@Christian Ball Get help
I have a ps5 and was greatly ashamed of my actions. Consider this an apology.
your soul has been forgiven warrior
You better be
I have a ps5 as well and it aint as impressive as I thought it would be. I mean sure it runs ps4 games faster but there's only so much fun you can have with only a few native ps5 games. I also hate the ps5 UI and layout so I mainly use it like a ps4 but for games with long load times
@@Withered741 this is the comment I was looking for since the PS5 came out. The PS5 isn't all that special, just faster loading times and maybe some new features. Happy you got it doe 🤠👍
Smash it up and burn the games and all is forrgiven
"passive agressive ER isn't real, he cant hurt you"
passive agressive ER:
The ASMR we never asked for,
but got the ASMR we never knew we needed during these times
when rifts hair is in the awkward phase but still looks better than yours
Your mom’s in an awkward phase
@@rhinocort1184 lmao k
@@unluckyblanket2779 your mom is lmao k
Rift long hair > Rift short hair
I can’t believe I am offended by something I 100% agree with
Every year I asked for a gaming console and never got one, (i still can't afford one lol) so seeing the PS3 and PS4 caused PTS5D for me
Start saving man
PS4 and Xbox one have great pricing rn
PTS5D 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can get an Xbox series X + game pass and gold for 24$ and some cents per month and then after like 6 months it becomes 36$ per month
@@thejeaker384 an xbox-x for 24$ suuurrreeeeeee......
Reject perverted modernity of PS5, embrace the traditional purity of PS2
*makes PS2 RSOD sounds to strike terror into the hearts of PS5 owners*
As a fellow co-owner of a PS2. I 100%agree
@@abhiramanilkumar7601 co-owner? Is that a PS2 co-op?
@@abhiramanilkumar7601 I don't own one anymore, just a 3. My 4 died last week. I am only really a PC gamer now but the inability to afford a graphics card to meet the requirements of modern games is about as annoying as not getting a PS5. I'm kinda stuck on old gen shit because GPUs seemingly never go down in price since all of this crypto mining shit. But ye, I doubt I'll get a PS5. I like to have one around to play with friends or to play old exclusives but, meh. Still, the PS2 was epic. Just happy a lot of tjose games can be bought on PS3 as digital download.
@@proto6086 Well you see technically its my brothers, but he kinda asked me to take care of it.
ER and his ideas are just the definition of "big brain time"
Uncle E looks like if John Wick lost everything and is living paycheck to paycheck
POV: you're half the population
99%*
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
The other half: laughs in Xbox
JOSEPHU JOESTA
POV: you have 50 days to save your daughter
What makes me so pissed off is that an acquaintance got it for Christmas and he uses it for Fortnite 90% of the time.
Just play fortnite on ps4 bruh
Its not like fortnite has insane graphics
@@maozk4983 fortnite is the issue and a made a poem for it
"I could destroy fortnite in a fortnite but I'd rather do it now for-tonight"
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar beautiful
True art my mans
Fortnite isn’t even good anymore
I can't thank you enough that i found your channel because i was just desperate and furious about the PS5 situation that i wanted to see if anyone had made a video about those who didn't get it and this video opened my eyes to this wonderfull world of ASMR! Later i found out about this fascinating ERU with huge amount of interesting characters and everything else that this channel offers and now after almost 2 years later since i saw this, your channel has become my favourite TH-cam channel giving me relaxation, giggles and everything between! ❤️
You is pog
@@Gekgekgekgek????
the people who disliked are people who got the PS5
I have a ps5 luckily and I am angry about the whole scalper situation ' its really messed up how they ruin it for everyone else
I bought one for regular price! Haha haha it’s glorious
@@Peachy0514 same man the loading times are insane
@@MrBooblo086 i didnt dislike, I enjoy uncle e asmr 👍
@@Peachy0514 good for you, but don’t laugh because a materialistic possession gives value to your self worth, learn a skill that actually takes hard work and diligence to achieve, then come brag
Judging by the suit he’s wearing, I have a feeling we might finally be getting that John Wick video soon
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
@Sebastian Ruiz NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
I like how he’s talking about sadness because you didn’t get the ps5 but who got what they wanted this year
Anarchists
@@entropy04 Based!
The coronavirus
Me: *Wishing I got an Xbox Series X*
Me: *Sees Video*
Me: "Well I guess this counts."
Everyone else : whispering, mouth sounds, finger flutters...the only triggers that work for me.
Me : rubber chicken rubbed on brain, rubber chicken brain pecking and brain stem flicking please!!
@GameDox 20 thank God I found someone that agree with me
Also the monster hands are goods
@GameDox 20 Thank you! Someone says it.
Had my ps5 for almost a month now, I feel for the people that didn’t get one. Don’t give up, you’ll get one eventually.
I am sitting over here in the corner, playing on my Playstation 2, enjoying some good ephemeral rift tingels
I think my dad still has a PS2 somewhere, because I remember watching him play Spiro when I was little. Might even have a PS1 (or whatever the first gen was called)
@@LegoEngineer003 Its just called a Playstation but the 1 added at the end makes it understandable after later installments, since just the letters PS could mean anything to some people.
I would like to personally thank this video for assisting me through my endeavors. I watched this video originally in a time of desperation and need and now I am out of the woods. Yes, it is so, I have obtained a ps5. I true thank you to dearest Ephemeral Rift for the aid he provided. I shall truly never forget you.
Love all these vids. 2020 was extremely stressful for me but discovering this channel really helped with the anxiety and insomnia. Thanks for finding creative ways to help me relax/sleep and survive the year
That sure is a lot of people who didn’t receive a PlayStation 5 on Christmas
I received your mom for Christmas
@@rhinocort1184 👀 yo I think the homie got you
@@rhinocort1184 COMEDY GENIUS
Then jimbo receives 12 and puts them for $2k in resale
@@rhinocort1184 no wonder im so ugly
“Maybe it’s a good thing you didn’t get the ps5 for Christmas”
Me: yes, perhaps it was a good thing
The PS3 out here sounding like a diesel Generator
7:31 hey, be careful with that brain, it's the only one that I have.
When he almost burnt the PS4 with the candle lmaooooo
Timestamp?
Around 47:25 ish but farther like seconds I think.
10 seconds
When he said journey the memories straight hit me like a truck
6:02 The Classic Red PlayStation 3 controller! I’m feeling nostalgia already!
I'm a pc guy, but HOLY SHIT I feel terrible for console people this year. EVERYTHING IS OUT OF STOCK
Idk what you mean I'm still trying to get a 3090
@@PlatFlame I guess the logic is that at least we got games to play on PC while we wait for the GPU scalping/price increase to settle down. I got an RX 460 so I'm definitely looking forward to upgrading soon.
Though I guess that's kind of the case with folks who want the new consoles. 🤷♂️
@@JLCL01 yea I mean I fine rn with a 3700x and 5700x
Same I'm a PC girl also
And all of the nvidia rtx graphic cards
Im depressed about life in general, but Im glad I could find this distraction for a little bit
21:05 he finally finds the perfect match
The "(2020)" makes me hope he does a "ASMR for People Who Still Didn't Get the PS5 for Christmas" next year.
Me: *relaxed*
Him: “...rub your brain with this rubber chicken.”
Mr: 0-0 wut.-.
First time?
R
Oh we have a rookie.
Ha go see dr.cthulu he should have some recommendations for what you could get at the nothing shop for your anxiety
Shhh just let it happen.
Thank you so much for this. Not getting one has honestly been really difficult for me and by far the worst part of this year. This made me feel so much better.
Nobody:
Rift with the brain stem: 😏👉🏼🧠
I can't move my legs
My cat died
Lol dude, that is hilarious, you just got yourself a fan
I prefer air conditioners
You’re laughing. Thousands are left without a PS5 and you’re laughing.
Hecks yeah i am laughing, millions are without food or water and somehow I'm supposed to feel bad about a ps5? Lol ok, not gonna be bothered over something as superficial and meaningless like a video game or console.
@@bahamutzet0ify well said bud.
@@bahamutzet0ify I'm going to assume you understand this is clearly a joke-very clearly.
Thanks ER for everything that you do. I've been binge watching your past videos all day.
That BRAIN is the most magical prop you have in your arsenal good sir! Every time I catch a glimpse of it in a thumbnail I know the video is a must watch even if that brain only comes out for a moment or two. Something about the concept of it, the texture, the sounds....and when you tell me its MY brain, and then start to assess it, I actually feel it being touched. I am sure others feel as I do, surely we could have a mad scientist brain vid, or perhaps, a Brain massage parlor, somewhere people send their brains off to so they can be cleaned and unwind for detox and destress.
That intro is hilarious from a PS5 owner's perspective.
"How dare you" lol
How does it feel?
@@aniro5204 I couldn't stop laughing, it was a direct message to PS5 owners and it worked so well
Ik. I felt attacked
Leave 🙄
@@subbot8077 😭😭
POV: it’s a year later and THIS VIDEO WILL STILL BE RELEVANT
When Uncle E has a PS5, I'll wait for the Playstation-Man video
Another "Man" to add to the list. I love it
I don’t know how I feel about the brain massage.
You definitely feel the brain massage that's for sure
PS3 is very nostalgic. I remember playing rdr1 and gta4 on it. Good old days. A wise man told me you only know you are in the good old days once you’ve left them
Hey at least I still have that nothing gaming console I got from the Nothing Store a couple weeks ago. Works like a charm, AND it's backwards compatible with the last generation nothing consoles! Cost me absolutely nothing too! Now if I could only remember where I put it...
I feel you...
Xbox series X I wanted really bad but I’m not political about my consoles and both are amazing
I only want the mini fridge for the Harry Potter game, but I'm not gonna get it for 1 game
I just want Minecraft rtx but it’s not supported on series x, so I’ll have to wait on buying it
24:06 that's an amazing mindset!! Its ok to be disappointed you dont have the big boi ps5 or xbox. But be glad you have what you have and your getting joy out of it.
In my opinion he has one of the most relaxing voices/whispers in the ASMR community