I know this video is kinda old but i'm just now stumbling upon it, and i must say. This has given me some of the most tingles i've ever gotten in a very long while, so for that. I thank you.
Lol I'm in Portland, OR and no joke it's like cloudy with just cold winds, and when it does snow, it only snows like 2-3 inches usually with our like absolute max being 7 inches. Sometimes, it ends up not snowing at all in Dec., Jan., or Feb. and then it ends up snowing in like May. Our winters usually just have rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, and more rain mixed with mildly strong and cold winds
He’d whisper it...and while you guys exchange a few words, he whispers and you fall into a deep sleep and awake with no clothes or supplies in a ditch somewhere
I remember when I played Dayz, this one time me and my friends camped at a church and everytime one of us died because we were new to the game, we'd harvest our old bodies for human meat and then eat it to become cannibals. Good times.
Very good video. Also when he turns the revolver around where the barrel is pointed towards him I was really proud when he tilted his head. Proper gun safety. Even in an ASMR video. Awesome
I have over 2000 hours played in dayz with my wife. This is much appreciated feeling relaxed instead of the usual heart racing panic that dayz delivers lol
As the horde of infected approache, Ephemeral Rift goes into action: he whispers to the horde while tipping his canteen gently and crinkling his leather gloves. Then, you both just walk through the horde, as they enjoy the tingles. “ Damn, dude. That was easy. Wish I’d met you sooner!”
@@conmaskedjokerligma2709 Before you know it he's amassed an army of infected from across Chernarus so that they may help him with giving tingles to fellow survivors
It's so incredible how ASMR has evolved over the past few years. You notice it in particular with ER's videos, always such a high quality and brilliant ideas!
I was in a friends base and we were messing around and he pulled out a pump and got a full suit of heavy armor and we were doing asmr and he said here comes the end and I shit myself when he headshot me with the pump. Good times.
@@somekidwithaphone3345 I think they know how bandages work.... They're just making a joke that Rift didn't actually patch up his feet in the vid. It's a play on how you just wrap your arm to patch up every wound...
Because the first thing I think about when I'm inches from getting killed by a thousand zombies is how many ways I can use my gear to make people relax
I was invited to a clan from a friend and to enter you need to eat human flesh until you die. The funnest part was when we would hunt down beach spawns and eat them. Good times.
Random knowledge time, I work at Academy, and that revolver is our Heritage Firearms Rough Rider, chambered in .22 WMR! That particular grip styling costs 180 dollars. Also those bullets are actually right between a 380 and a 45, they're 38 special/357 magnum. Or 40 S&W, it's hard to tell which without seeing the tips in detail.
Been on Dayz for 2+ years and then I find this guys videos 3 days ago and stumble onto a dayz asmr.. coincidence I think not! Thanks rift! Been sleeping like a baby
I'm impressed. He managed to find food, ammo, guns, tools, AND car parts without getting shot by a dude with a pantless ghillie suit and a meshed 400x zoom sniper rifle
@@darrenmaccallum4277 I play on official servers and occasionally on nitrado ones if I’m with friends and it happens on both, maybe a console problem idk
@@fadedflame2537 when I played sometime it just would let u pick it up and it would stay there forever. Apparently they have fixed a lot of this shit but this game really sucked some fat shit with how awful the bugs were and probably still are
If you're on Xbox I may have seen you the other day. I was hiking towards NW Airfield and saw someone out in the woods while on my hike and it seemed like he had a little camp set up.
It's hilarious to hear an actual person describing missions, or item characters look for, or find, in these types of games . When you're not in a gaming mindset, those things sound insane... lol... and 'dressing the wound' 🤣 Great stuff! I've watched this before, but go back and rewatch it now and again. Makes me laugh AND relax every time. 🤙
I have thought of going to buy a tent, big army bag that could carry pretty much all the camping stuff i need, and of course my acoustic guitar because i cant live without it. I have imegined this in my head for the whole night and i couldnt get sleep because of that. When i started to watch this video to get some sleep, i just bursted laughing because rift looks like pretty much that how i imagine myself to prepare for this camping vacation😂
This is one of the best cross overs in terms of gaming and asmr you absolutely killed this everything is so accurate and funny yet extremely relaxing and tingly I LOVE THIS
Most. Chill. Zombie-apocalypse. Survivor. Ever. A couple minutes hanging out with this dude, and you’d be thinking: “Hell... maybe I was blowing this entire zombie-apocalypse thing way out of proportion. Everything is gonna be fine! What was I so worried about?” Then, the zombies crash through the wall and eat you. 😏 On the plus side, you’d go out chillaxed.
This video is in beta version, wait for it to release in 4 years
About what type of release are we talking here chief
Early access release
A beta early access video for a Alpha full release which is so buggy it has to be taken off the store.
Yandere dev: sweats profusely
69
I had a DayZ survivor that survived 3 months once. I named him Sean. I will never forget him
Rip Sean you will be missed
Press f to pay respects
F
U
How did he die?
“Hey man you friendly”
“Yeah”
*Proceeds to bury an axe in my forehead*
“Man this game hasn’t changed since the Arma 2 days”
*guy, shoots at me*
“Yo, yo chill. We can be friends bro”
“Okay dude”
He then locked me up and fed me human meat.
I still hate you DrAgOnZ_6969.
Oh. Don't worry about him, @@HEXBasmentBubba...
(Pumps shotgun)
(Empty shell ejects)
*HE'S ALREADY DEAD*
Did you escape?
@@hypebeastfarron9294 No.
@@HEXBasmentBubba what happened then?
I know this video is kinda old but i'm just now stumbling upon it, and i must say. This has given me some of the most tingles i've ever gotten in a very long while, so for that. I thank you.
I will never forget the first time I played Day Z, I spawn in an enemy base took one step then the entire base proceeded to gun me down. Good memories
Sounds rough
@@hindenpeter1 indeed
You can't spawn in bas
@@miguelpereirasilva7662 Idk man I somehow managed to
@@MK-ld6il lol
It do be a blizzard outside so it is refreshing to see a fellow survivor in his survival beanie to warm us up.
Lol I'm in Portland, OR and no joke it's like cloudy with just cold winds, and when it does snow, it only snows like 2-3 inches usually with our like absolute max being 7 inches. Sometimes, it ends up not snowing at all in Dec., Jan., or Feb. and then it ends up snowing in like May. Our winters usually just have rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, and more rain mixed with mildly strong and cold winds
@@zkittlezthabanditt604 it is -15 outside right now.
Meanwhile me in south texas lol
@@carterlarson5647 daaaayum, for us our low is in the 20's lol, and the last time a blizzard happened here was like almost a decade ago
Rift is the only random person I would trust in DayZ
Same😂😂
Facts
Ha you fool. Rule number 1: never trust anyone lol
Absolutely would you trust anyone with out crinkley gloves? No? I didn’t think so
And he has asmr guns
"I was a black woman once"
- Ephemeral Rift
Don’t go saying it’s racist now feller. It’s just a funny reference
@@dutchvanderlinde3227 no shit sherlock
@@dutchvanderlinde3227 no one said it's racist bro.
@@jayhollows5729 I know I’m only joking
Ya see, my dialogue has the option to either intimidate or greet. So I chose the obvious. (It’s from rdr2)
You really nailed the DayZ survivor look. Its a really good costume/cosplay
Literally the only guy I believe when he shouts "I'm friendly"
He’d whisper it...and while you guys exchange a few words, he whispers and you fall into a deep sleep and awake with no clothes or supplies in a ditch somewhere
@@gchiltz5583 At least he has the courtesy of not killing you, lol...
I love that i played day z like 3 hours ago then see this as I'm getting ready for bed
how convenient!
Literally me 10 mins ago 😂😂
Sleep is for non gamers hold in their comrades i myself have not slept since well ever
@@octopie6887a fucking year
Same the grind never stops but I still love the game
"I was black once"
Michal Jackson: "first time?"
14 year old michael jacksons be like :
Had me going : hee hee
Reverse miachel Jackson disease
Lmfao
@@elisayonamine5031 the day mj lost his n word padd
This guy has the best ideas. 💡
So intriguing to watch all of his videos. We are all so lucky.
Agreed
Yup😀
Wow so active
I just commented like five mins ago and it's already liked lol
Trained in everything, Master of nothing.
I remember when I played Dayz, this one time me and my friends camped at a church and everytime one of us died because we were new to the game, we'd harvest our old bodies for human meat and then eat it to become cannibals. Good times.
You are crazy bro
@@Chloebergen I mean if you smell like death and eat people then you can effectively become a living zombie so it ain't so crazy
good crazy
Good shit bro
Sounds like a laugh... literally
It's crazy to think that uncle rift has done this for 9 years now.
Hey Uncle Rift, where is the annual TFHS questionnaire? I need to renew my membership.
Go a week or so back it's there:D
Never mind it was there
Wait what? TFHS? What does that mean
@@Cole4458 Tin Foil Hat Society
Please god.
@@georgekhidasheli4161 Oo, lol
When I ask "any friendlies in Cherno" this is who I hope to encounter
Gave me flashbacks to the zone... We never truly leave the zone but il always know he was a good stalker
@@jerrycannot130 I left the zone
But instead you encounter a gang that wants to scam you out of your gear
looking forward to watching this tonight, merry christmas rift
Merry RIFTmas
@@zcexyisme kinda bad joke but still a chuckle
@@jennifersullivan2204 my thoughts exactly
Same
@@zcexyisme uhh
Very good video. Also when he turns the revolver around where the barrel is pointed towards him I was really proud when he tilted his head. Proper gun safety. Even in an ASMR video. Awesome
dumb video for retard people
I have over 2000 hours played in dayz with my wife. This is much appreciated feeling relaxed instead of the usual heart racing panic that dayz delivers lol
If anyone can give me tingles JerryCan
What else can jerry do
@@qorbo7908 everything bc I mean come on let’s look at the obvious his name isn’t jerrycan’t
@@doggo9421 can jerry can do the can can or can he not can can
I heard jerry was a race car driver
@@doggo9421 I heard my name in the wind
As the horde of infected approache, Ephemeral Rift goes into action: he whispers to the horde while tipping his canteen gently and crinkling his leather gloves. Then, you both just walk through the horde, as they enjoy the tingles.
“ Damn, dude. That was easy. Wish I’d met you sooner!”
Rift would be the first to pacifist run DayZ lmao
Yeah Rift unlocked the "zombie whisperer" and the "tingle longevity increase" perks on his skill tree
@@conmaskedjokerligma2709 Before you know it he's amassed an army of infected from across Chernarus so that they may help him with giving tingles to fellow survivors
Trusty vault 13 canteen
@@TFSPY962 *mows down whole horde of zombie* “You take a sip out of your trusty vault 13 canteen”
You’re really good at portraying these characters you could be a really good actor no joke keep up the good work : )
I love that he pokes fun at the healing animation when he takes care of his feet lmao
Come back to this video all the time. I love me some DayZ and this is the best asmr DayZ vídeo out there. ❤
when the video started it was running at like 20 fps and i went hoollyy shit he thought of everything
lmfao
he forgot the part were you get shot
Ps4 dayz is so bad lol
@@zornstein_-9472 dayz sucks unless u join loot servers
@@pabz121 official is fun with a squad
Still uploading top quality ASMR after all these years. What an OG right here, happy christmas rift.
It's so incredible how ASMR has evolved over the past few years. You notice it in particular with ER's videos, always such a high quality and brilliant ideas!
2:14 You must’ve survived for a good while to get that beard! 😃👍
The fact that he thinks a beard is a mod would say this is his first iteration to have one lol
This is not how I thought I would end my night. This was officially my first asmr video.
22:22 actual in game eating sounds what the heck
I swear it be sounding the same
Gamer moment
Omg we found the person that made the sounds
asmr exfil camper scares the shit out of you
I love ER's gaming roleplays the most, this is glorious
7:50 he took my damn cattleman revolver!!!!!!!!!
How’s it goin arthur
@@doggo9421 just fine. You?
whaddup blacklung hehe
@@cactusjack1336 howdy cowpoke
Which is your favorite the mouser c96 or the borchardt c96 Arthur
The mechanics and animations of the game are just unintentionaly humorous! especially that bleeding leg one, love it man!
“Still sick?” Yes, every character every 5 minutes is sick
I swear 😂😂 they try to sneak up on you too and then fkn cough 💀
i drank pond water
Fill ur immune system up, you can't get sick with full food and water
Not if you drink from wells and *not* the default (dirty) water in your bottles.
*laughs in multivitamin stockpile*
Hes literally choosing all the games I play. Elite Dangerous, Day-z, what else will he pull out!
Well the way rift works is he finds something says "you would work nicely" and incorporates it whether it whants to be or not
A knife
Mortal kombat
Ciberpunk...Ah no, he has no bug.
@@Lollo.I LOL
Cant wait for the Relax with a Rust Survivor.
Enters naked
What rust survivor 😂
"you fucking bitch, stealing my SAR man! I fucking raid you"
@@kakatui 😂😂😂
I was in a friends base and we were messing around and he pulled out a pump and got a full suit of heavy armor and we were doing asmr and he said here comes the end and I shit myself when he headshot me with the pump. Good times.
Dam I just started getting back into Dayz... well that’s convenient
I’m so glad that this video exists. I got DayZ about two weeks ago, but I’ve been wanting it for so long.
"Found this revolver" *plays with trigger* "I even got bullets for it" *pulls trigger multiple times* hahaha
Edit: thanks for 480 likes!
Haha, I’m in danger
Looks like a ruger .22 single action revolver
@@Länsi-Virginia bingo
It's single action bruh what's the problem
@@F3yris it is gun, with boolets...that is problemo
You didn’t immediately shoot me when you spotted me, dislike for inaccuracy
It’s only this way with geared players the freshies be wilding down in electro
They stopped calling them Bambi's?
@@derick115_1 haven't heard someone call them Bambis since arma 2
@@VikariyReyn long long ago
@@VikariyReyn I haven’t heard that name since...
I can't tell if ER is the main character or the Npc of this story
Npc has too much dialogue for main
He's the important NPC who dies and the game says "GAME OVER: RIFT HAS DIED."
Both
The roleplay in this is so on point
30:42 that is the most accurate DayZ animation I've ever seen literally what it looks like In-game.....
Anyone else just think this guy is soooo sweet and he does all this stuff for our relaxation I hope he stays with us for ever love you man♥️
An “Escape from Tarkov” based video would be so damn cool
I really like that idea
Holy crap i was thinking about the same thing. I have so many ideas about it, imagine a scav roleplay. Or a trader giving you a quest. He should do it
ASMR Scav Gives You Head, Eyes Treatment
@@theknitby
"...scav gives you head..."
*Bro!?*
I dont know how I'm supposed to fall asleep when I'm laughing my ass off at you eating a zucchini. great work man as always.
22:20 for anyone wanting to watch this part 👍
@@scottgeraci5751thx
The running his nails over the rope vaguely reminded me of my cats purring
The A-12 ox art is fast than the sr71 (Mach 3.85 compared to Mach 3.6 rough estimate fr what I remember)
@@z3rochief665 sr still my favorite
@@z3rochief665 what
"Let me patch up my feet real quick" * proceeds to wrap arm*
You played dayz before?
@@somekidwithaphone3345 yuh
@@eight6373 you ever used a bandage
@@somekidwithaphone3345 I think they know how bandages work.... They're just making a joke that Rift didn't actually patch up his feet in the vid. It's a play on how you just wrap your arm to patch up every wound...
@@immortalzorn yeah
I actually own a couple pairs of the scissors showed in the sewing kit part, they’re actually pretty good to use and work very well.
The post-apocalypse and asmr were made for each other.
Because the first thing I think about when I'm inches from getting killed by a thousand zombies is how many ways I can use my gear to make people relax
4 in the afternoon? Perfect time for some relaxation. Hit me with it, my man!
This guy always puts a smile on my face
Okay Thanos.
"Let me patch up my feet"
*Proceeds to wrap a bandage around his arm*
1:56 rift just solved racism in that short clip
This aged well
@@Frog-bi6elwdym
Bro had me lost when he said speaking of gardening and pulls out a sewing kit
"DayZ Survivor"
Soooo.... When is he gonna kill me for my human flesh?
Don't want kuru..
I was invited to a clan from a friend and to enter you need to eat human flesh until you die. The funnest part was when we would hunt down beach spawns and eat them. Good times.
@@stringynoodles9151 are you talking about rust?
@@conner_tides yes, yes I am
Random knowledge time, I work at Academy, and that revolver is our Heritage Firearms Rough Rider, chambered in .22 WMR! That particular grip styling costs 180 dollars. Also those bullets are actually right between a 380 and a 45, they're 38 special/357 magnum. Or 40 S&W, it's hard to tell which without seeing the tips in detail.
"Some black rope from white rags, amazing isn't it? It's like magic."
from plaid
I just bought DayZ, got all confy on my bed while it is downloading, search for asmr and this is the first video on the feed.
For a girl who goes camping, I would love to listen too this while I’m camping
Time to get the bear costume
That TH-cam name is stupid af
@@domzzzi4640 And 'Dom Zzzi' are not? Lol
@@engreem9281 EmingeN
@@buffondespuesdeunamanaos3705 and your point?
Next video idea: you accidentally shot your buddy and now you are healing him as he keeps passing out
Really appreciate the prep work for this video, all the items are spot on!
Been on Dayz for 2+ years and then I find this guys videos 3 days ago and stumble onto a dayz asmr.. coincidence I think not! Thanks rift! Been sleeping like a baby
I'm impressed. He managed to find food, ammo, guns, tools, AND car parts without getting shot by a dude with a pantless ghillie suit and a meshed 400x zoom sniper rifle
Next time you do this kind of video, can you add like wind or rain in the background? When watching your dayZ video, the wind made me feel so cozy.
I think there's an app that can play rain noise in background but forgot what is it called
Anyone else actually sick at the moment and this just felt like it related to you more?
Get well soon, Caleb. :)
More like DayC amirite
@@Peachpilled Thank you George.
@@balkloth The developed assessment of young children?
Don’t finish to many tasks
Was doing a Northwest Airfield loot run and listened to this. I got super lucky, I appreciate this video alot.
That was very daring of him to just put that jerrycan down, that’s a 50/50 chance he’s getting to pick it back up
Whatever server u play on sounds glitchy as hell, never had this issue 😂
@@darrenmaccallum4277 I play on official servers and occasionally on nitrado ones if I’m with friends and it happens on both, maybe a console problem idk
@@chalkpitbullwatermelon1897 if you’re on Xbox press the 2 square button thing and it should be in the vicinity
@@fadedflame2537 when I played sometime it just would let u pick it up and it would stay there forever. Apparently they have fixed a lot of this shit but this game really sucked some fat shit with how awful the bugs were and probably still are
@@chalkpitbullwatermelon1897 yes the game is still fucking god awful, there still isn’t even a map
"Not much of a gun nut"
Pulls out handful of .50AE
Me- "alright then"
I play DayZ just to walk around, scavenge, and survive. I live in the woods like a hobo.
I don't really care about fighting other players.
What do you play on?
If you're on Xbox I may have seen you the other day. I was hiking towards NW Airfield and saw someone out in the woods while on my hike and it seemed like he had a little camp set up.
Haha same
I built a civilization and religion on time on one of the coastal town's
A true gamer goblin
The man of 1,000 ideas has returned
He has much more than just 1000 ideas
@@TheOneAndOnly004 3000
and when the world needed him most, *HE RETURNED*
A bit more than 1000 let me tell you 🤷♂️😂
@@TheDamino i think he has even more than that
I never expected a dayZ role play
And I never expected to see a great perk watch asmr
This man is so wholesome in every video. Much appreciated
I've been watching a ton of DayZ content lately and you come out with this
Still have like 4 hours on my drive home,perfect timing Edit:I’m not the one driving
Dont fall asleep if you are the driver
Hopefully you aren’t the driver
Why would you even drive and listen to ASMR lol? Do you wanna die??
@@IveSeenSomeStuff the edit
@@laimatv5872 your late and ik
when our TFHS membership expires there will be no one to protect us from this rapidly mutating virus :(((
Van Der Linde gang’s got ya feller
@Anthony Davis boah
@jacob mcmahan nah m8 he’s living, you can tell because he comments
@jacob mcmahan yep, just talking, breathing, and walking as a dead man
@jacob mcmahan how is that a woosh funny reddit man? Or did you just woosh yourself?
I love how in dayz you only need a singular spark plug for a V8 or I6 engine.
Expectation:
Reality: “friendly bro?”
“yes”
*BANG BANG*
I winced when he pointed the revolver at himself, I understand if it’s a prop but *NEVER* point a weapon at yourself
Agreed but idk if he would own a real firearm he appears to be on the more liberal side of things
Someone already ID'd it as a ruger .22, lol
Glad I was't the only one! That was not good gun safety. Down and away sir, down and away.
Next up: "Joel's ghost asmr"
"i will show you the soothing sounds of a golf club"
@@mitchd5118 goddammit you had a responsibility
Finally someone's said it thank you dude
It's hilarious to hear an actual person describing missions, or item characters look for, or find, in these types of games . When you're not in a gaming mindset, those things sound insane... lol... and 'dressing the wound' 🤣
Great stuff! I've watched this before, but go back and rewatch it now and again. Makes me laugh AND relax every time. 🤙
I have thought of going to buy a tent, big army bag that could carry pretty much all the camping stuff i need, and of course my acoustic guitar because i cant live without it. I have imegined this in my head for the whole night and i couldnt get sleep because of that. When i started to watch this video to get some sleep, i just bursted laughing because rift looks like pretty much that how i imagine myself to prepare for this camping vacation😂
This is one of the best cross overs in terms of gaming and asmr you absolutely killed this everything is so accurate and funny yet extremely relaxing and tingly I LOVE THIS
My favorite asmr creator doing my favorite game RP? Is this a fever dream?
Everyone: BrUh he PuLL ReVolVer TrIggEr
Me, a self proclaimed intellectual: *Single action*
Can confirm: as a person who makes single action revolvers for a major company.
Yeah i spotted that too
Also: unloaded
@@CoryFire what company?
Most. Chill. Zombie-apocalypse. Survivor. Ever.
A couple minutes hanging out with this dude, and you’d be thinking: “Hell... maybe I was blowing this entire zombie-apocalypse thing way out of proportion. Everything is gonna be fine! What was I so worried about?”
Then, the zombies crash through the wall and eat you. 😏
On the plus side, you’d go out chillaxed.
The creativity is just phenomenal
"Hey I'm not here to kill ya, but how would you like to listen to the sound of my axe?", best line.
You have such a great imagination for these role plays 🏅👌
these sounds are remarkably similar to the ones in DayZ
Confirmed: Rift did the audio for DayZ.
"You're telling me you put Jerry in this can?"
This video is such high quality. The reason I keep coming back
I have alot of respect for this man's patience, I mean sitting down for hours at a time for each video jeez
Ephemeral Rift in DayZ: "I was a black woman once"
Rust players: First Time ?
In rust you can’t change your character tho...?
@Ryan Smith hide in the shadows
When’s order 66 coming up
When you secretly know that the canned foods are wegmans brand even though he tried to hide it
Rift:S-H-I-T
wegmans is awesome
I love how you incorporated all the game logic into this video.
21:36 ER is the only ASMRtist I know that can make this relaxing and passive-aggresive as hell at the same time.
literally watch smoke play dayz to fall asleep and he’s not live tonight and this is the first thing i see on my home page ur a legend rift
Imagine when he shot the gun it was loaded and was like asmr
_softly and slowly fires a bullet, making you deaf but hey anything for tingles_*
@@focalpoint._ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯