True story I can’t use copyright material in my ads, so I was worried that if I used an online photo of Seamus that would count, so I went to text him on Trent’s phone for a picture of his face, and Trent was like “absolutely not you have to stop texting people on my phone.” Which makes sense.
@@laurahornyou’re absolutely my favorite internet Catholic at the moment…. (Closely followed by Seamus, Jimmy Akin, and your husband…. In no particular order, because it really depends on how the day is going. Keep up the good work! 💚
Always tricky with that title at the beginning. Changed it to "Internet Catholics." This is why I need a Kyle assistant in my life. . . . Or maybe if Neil didn't die he can work for me.
@@laurahorn Good news! Most of him should be ready to go back to work in a week or two. You want me to dry out what I assume to be his resume and send it over?
This woman never misses. Seriously, I love all of her content. I can’t count the amount of times I’ve watched and rewatched her stuff. Whenever I’m having a bad day, she always cheers me up :)
44 year old me to my 14 year old self: “One day you’re going to be sitting in a cigar lounge alone smoking and laughing your ass off to a homeschooling Catholic mom’s comedy you’re watching on a tiny TV everyone, including the homeless, will carry in their pockets.”
I don't listen to every episode of Pints (there's too much great Catholic media to listen to everything) - but I've always wondered what happened to Neil! Glad to know I'm not the only one 😂 That being said, the Amber Rose bit was my favorite, so many missing persons lol. I loved this video, I hope it returns every once in a while
Hope this will be a weekly news summary. Very insightful. I'm surprised the PWA segment didn't show Matt knocking over the lady on the bike. That wasn't funny, or was it?
Sorry, Laura, I love your Hallow App reads but nothing can beat Seamus’s “SAY YOUR PRAYERS!!!” GymBro Guardian Angel 😂😂 I proudly reside in that 1% in the obviously most free and fair internet polling! Also I must be too offline, as I didn’t have a great idea on what some of the news stuff is 😅 No shade to the Catholic Answers guys for sticking around California. Hold the line, guys and gals! I believe in you…… if you do leave though, come to Texas so I won’t have to travel far to ever ask for a studio visit 😋
"We just found out Fr Martin is g@y. I am sorry, gray." So funny! I follow Taylor Marshall and think he is great, but the comment about him was so funny too.
Dearest Laura, I am writing to inform you that I found myself chuckling, giggling and sporting a grin, I even managing to expel a gentle breath through my nostrils. However, a full-fledged laugh remained elusive. It's disheartening to witness another day where female comics seems to have once again missed the mark. Nevertheless, I'm eagerly anticipating the upcoming anniversary of Matt’s most astute comment. I hope you, Seamus and the children are in the best of health and spirits. Please know that you all are in my thoughts and prayers. Until you have the pleasure of reading my next witty or low effort comment. P.S. Do give my regards to Trent when you see him next. Yours Sarcastically but also slightly not, Subscriber number One Thousand Something
As a protestant, your channel feels like a grand dessert for all the catholic content I've been consuming for the last 5 years! XD There's been very few references I didn't get. Thank you for being brave enough to be you on such an unforgiving platform!
The best advice I can give people on the internet interested in the Catholic Church would be to actually visit their local parish if at all possible. Community is an important aspect of the Catholic faith and you can only find an electronically mediated surrogate of community if you only interact with other Christians online.
The one guy in skinny jeans at the protest of Matt Fradd’s “Women Aren’t Funny” was telling everyone within earshot about how he was a feminist, wasn’t he? Oh yeah, definitely met THAT GUY.
You make my day. I am guaranteed to laugh out loud at least once every day, today it was “ we just found out Fr Martin is… “ 😂😂 “my homeschooler, he said he is sowwy.” 🤣🤣
Oh, golly! I literally laughed out loud (startling my cat, Dora) more than she likes! Please make this a running series where you go “too far” in commenting on all things Catholic. 😂❤💙
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Laura cut it out. . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m too pregnant to laugh this hard. (by too pregnant I mean not even half way yet but all bets are off because it’s #5) things happen Laura! 🤣
you took my words completely out of context.
No idea why you’re responding here. She clearly stated it was the Seamus Coughlin that works with us. -Kyle
I do hope Laura does a voice on a future FreedomToons. Then animated Laura and Seamus’s Guardian Angel battle in the Hallow ad.
I had no idea I needed thus until now, but I need this
@@TheCounselofTrentI tried commenting that people could find my work at your channel but youtube kept deleting that comment and killing my joke :’(
I’m so glad we have an arms race between Seamus and Laura for the title of “world’s funniest catholic”
Who will win? We, the viewers.
I vote to make “the Laurtex” a weekly show. All in favor raise 🤚🏻
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Pleeeeeeease! 🙌🏻
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Working with Seamus is by far my favorite part of this job. -Kyle
True story I can’t use copyright material in my ads, so I was worried that if I used an online photo of Seamus that would count, so I went to text him on Trent’s phone for a picture of his face, and Trent was like “absolutely not you have to stop texting people on my phone.” Which makes sense.
@@laurahornyou’re absolutely my favorite internet Catholic at the moment…. (Closely followed by Seamus, Jimmy Akin, and your husband…. In no particular order, because it really depends on how the day is going. Keep up the good work! 💚
@@laurahorncan we be friends? alabama catholics need a good catholic comedian🤣
This is my second favorite Hallow ad, just behind Seamus' Guardian Angel, which honestly could have its own TH-cam channel.
Don't listen to this man! He's the one percent!
😂
My 6 year old son loves the Guardian Angel character 😂
@@laurahorn"Truth is not determined by a majority vote."
-Pope Benedict XVI
I love that Guardian Angel ad😂😂😂 HILARIOUS!
EWTN: “allow us to introduce ourselves”
Always tricky with that title at the beginning. Changed it to "Internet Catholics." This is why I need a Kyle assistant in my life. . . . Or maybe if Neil didn't die he can work for me.
If only Neil didn't die...
Google translate:
"... that selfish #@&!#!!!"
@@laurahorn Good news! Most of him should be ready to go back to work in a week or two. You want me to dry out what I assume to be his resume and send it over?
I forsee a 60 minute Vortex episode energetically questioning Laura's claim.
Nah, they'll rejoice at the welcome news that they're not the only ones aware of Fr Martin's grayness
The missing persons bit had me DYING😂 10/10 best Catholic comedy I’ve seen in a long time
It's always a good day when Laura posts a new video
The fact I understood all of these references shows I’m way too online.
Coming from someone who almost never watches the News I would glady tune in to "The Laurtex" every week.
This woman never misses. Seriously, I love all of her content. I can’t count the amount of times I’ve watched and rewatched her stuff. Whenever I’m having a bad day, she always cheers me up :)
Giving Bee News weekly a run for their money!
44 year old me to my 14 year old self: “One day you’re going to be sitting in a cigar lounge alone smoking and laughing your ass off to a homeschooling Catholic mom’s comedy you’re watching on a tiny TV everyone, including the homeless, will carry in their pockets.”
Coming from watching Fradd's livestream interview of an ex-satanist, this is a much needed laugh! You're the best Laura!
Same lol
Me too!!!
That James Martin joke was hilarious 🤣
@@jpc9923 More is one the way!
Whoa, why am I just learning about Catholic Simp Watch and why is it no longer active? It's so great!
by far the smoothest transitions into Hallow ads, but seriously guys get the 3 months
Missed opportunity for an Amber Alert pun 😂
RIP Neil
You know, I haven't seen Seamus and Trent in the same room before. Seems plausible that one of them is just the other in a mask or something
Trentie and Seamie get a play date!
😂 We need a voice like yours in the Catholic community. Please give us more! 😍
Where's the TH-cam misinformation disclaimer under this one eh?
We all know the "homeless guy" was Thursday.
Excuse me, please show respect to Thursday on my channel. The proper term for his condition is "unhoused."
...technically he is "unsheltered" aka a "rough sleeper."
Breaking News: Trent Horn throws the moon at Taylor Marshall to prove that we’ve landed there.
Now there's some Chad jiu-jitsu skills
It's even funnier when you know all the characters referenced in the video 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok but that Dominion poll is accurate though 😂
BREAKING: Tay Tay Challenges Seamus Coughlin to Jiu-Jitsu Cage Match on Moon
😅😅😅 have to say I think I laughed hardest at the not-so-subtle crapping on Mike Pence.
Prayers for Pence's future reversion
You know a video is good when you want to immediate watch it again a second time to better appreciate the finer details. I LOVE YOU LAURA! :D
I almost thought I’d wait and watch later, but when I saw “The Laurtex”.
This needs to be a weekly segment.
“what about mother Angelica” 😂
It’s just hilarious how at the end you didn’t give the plug to seamus channel but trents 😂😂😂 it ended perfectly!!! God bless! Continue the good work!
Okay seriously, what happened to Neil from Pints with Aquinas?! I thought I was the only one who noticed!
"But he's GAY- I'm sorry, gay, he's blind..."
Trent watches that clip when he's in a bad mood. It's the best!
@@laurahorn It's one of the best classic internet clips to ever exist.
WE NEED MORE. This was perfect!
I truly hope this becomes a series! I haven't actually laughed out loud that much in a while!!!
Perfection! 😂 Maybe that angel can get Seamus to give those spoons back.
I want to eat shrimp tacos with the Catholic Answers staff
I hope this becomes a recurring kind of video 🤣👏👏👏
I don't listen to every episode of Pints (there's too much great Catholic media to listen to everything) - but I've always wondered what happened to Neil! Glad to know I'm not the only one 😂
That being said, the Amber Rose bit was my favorite, so many missing persons lol. I loved this video, I hope it returns every once in a while
Neil got married and moved to Colorado.
I actually knew that but it's funnier if he dies in this segment.
@@laurahorn”Laura Horn said ‘it’s funnier if he dies.’” - Media Matters
@@laurahorn 😂
You and Trent should go as Niles and Voris next Hallows Eve.
Lol at the the_religious_hippie one, it's funny because it's true; I got over it though 😭
This comment made me laugh. I think a little bit of every man died a little that day.
@@laurahorn Very true! 😂
MAKE THIS A SERIES, it’s toooo good!
That GrAY joke had me chuckling 😂 #SowwyNotSowwy 🤷🏽♀️😄
What a wonderful upload! Witty and charming! Thank you!
I’ll have to stop watching this during lunch. I choked twice while eating and laughing… 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The "Laurtex" took me a minute, then u said it and i was 🤦♀️of course. 🌪 ✏️
I died whee when you said Catholic simp watch.😅😂
"Catholic Simp Watch" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bahaha! Fr. Martin is gray. Sheer brilliance.
Laura! You are so refreshing!!
Now THIS is the kind of hard-hitting journalism I want! I’ve been wondering where Neil went😂.
This was a wild ride from start to finish.
Hope this will be a weekly news summary. Very insightful. I'm surprised the PWA segment didn't show Matt knocking over the lady on the bike. That wasn't funny, or was it?
Thank you laura. Some of the funniest bits i have seen on the tube in a while.
Before I use Matt Fradd’s ad links I check to see if Laura has one.
Sorry, Laura, I love your Hallow App reads but nothing can beat Seamus’s “SAY YOUR PRAYERS!!!” GymBro Guardian Angel 😂😂 I proudly reside in that 1% in the obviously most free and fair internet polling!
Also I must be too offline, as I didn’t have a great idea on what some of the news stuff is 😅 No shade to the Catholic Answers guys for sticking around California. Hold the line, guys and gals! I believe in you…… if you do leave though, come to Texas so I won’t have to travel far to ever ask for a studio visit 😋
"We just found out Fr Martin is g@y. I am sorry, gray." So funny! I follow Taylor Marshall and think he is great, but the comment about him was so funny too.
Dearest Laura,
I am writing to inform you that I found myself chuckling, giggling and sporting a grin, I even managing to expel a gentle breath through my nostrils. However, a full-fledged laugh remained elusive. It's disheartening to witness another day where female comics seems to have once again missed the mark. Nevertheless, I'm eagerly anticipating the upcoming anniversary of Matt’s most astute comment.
I hope you, Seamus and the children are in the best of health and spirits. Please know that you all are in my thoughts and prayers. Until you have the pleasure of reading my next witty or low effort comment.
P.S. Do give my regards to Trent when you see him next.
Yours Sarcastically but also slightly not,
Subscriber number One Thousand Something
Oh Em Geeeeeee....you slayed me with that opening. 🤣🤣
"Just ahead of Mike Pence" 😂😂
RIP Neil
Maybe my next parody song will be Sarah McLachlan's "I will remember Neil."
It may be a fake poll, but it speaks the truth! I skip the Hallow ad for everyone else
As a protestant, your channel feels like a grand dessert for all the catholic content I've been consuming for the last 5 years! XD
There's been very few references I didn't get. Thank you for being brave enough to be you on such an unforgiving platform!
Likewise!
LMAO😂😂
Laura!! You've outdone yourself! this is beyond hilarious! 😂
Bonjour! Very refreshing! Merci!
I had to pause the video because the Amber engagement bit was too good
I actually cackled
Loving this format Laura
Hello Rachel
How are you doing today?
The best advice I can give people on the internet interested in the Catholic Church would be to actually visit their local parish if at all possible. Community is an important aspect of the Catholic faith and you can only find an electronically mediated surrogate of community if you only interact with other Christians online.
Classic. Well done good and faithful comic.
I do really love the freedom toons hallow ads.
I loved the video too!
Amber's dude followers going missing after her engagement xD
This needs to be a regular thing.
Excellent and so funny! Keep up the work, Laura. 👍😄
One of my favorite channels on yt right here
Ah found the PWA episode Neil went to colorado to get married!
The one guy in skinny jeans at the protest of Matt Fradd’s “Women Aren’t Funny” was telling everyone within earshot about how he was a feminist, wasn’t he? Oh yeah, definitely met THAT GUY.
Lol the Laurtex
Simply the best!!🎉🎉🎉
Thousand people missing from Amber Rose's instagram😂
5 women and one man in skinny jeans... lol.. this needs to be a reoccurring segment
I'm pretty sure the man in skinny jeans was Matt Walsh
Hello Michelle
How are you doing today?
I'll be looking for the next freedomtoons episode to be posted from Trent's channel
Staying and fighting? Jimmy Akin just fled to Arkansas. Trent is in TX. Joe in Missouri? Lofton in Louisiana. Who's next?
U r so funny Laura! Please do more of this!!!
Most cheeky.
Encore!
“Just ahead of Mike Pence” 💀💀💀 FATALITY
SHE SPARED NO ONE BRO 😭
“He says he is sawee”😂😂
You make my day. I am guaranteed to laugh out loud at least once every day, today it was “ we just found out Fr Martin is… “ 😂😂 “my homeschooler, he said he is sowwy.” 🤣🤣
Coming Spring 2024: Laura Horn’s debut comedy special on new streaming service TradFlix.
WOW...that was amazing.... the PINTS with... bit was perfect...
As the mom of a homeschooler who has trouble with the letter R, I sympathize.
Hello Allie
How are you doing today?
You are amazing ! Love U Laura! ❤
The way I LOL WITH the all of it lol
Oh, golly! I literally laughed out loud (startling my cat, Dora) more than she likes! Please make this a running series where you go “too far” in commenting on all things Catholic. 😂❤💙
Hello dear
How are you doing today?
Father James Martin is an internet Catholic? With his teachings, I always thought he was a parody.
To reach the level of parody he'd need to be funny
@@ironymatt Parody doesn't have to be funny. It can be satire that mocks the subject.
@@ToddJambon parody has to be both, otherwise it's just a critical insult
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Laura cut it out.
. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m too pregnant to laugh this hard. (by too pregnant I mean not even half way yet but all bets are off because it’s #5) things happen Laura! 🤣
Oh let me tell you. My favorite dude dad quote: "My pelvic floor is like an icy pond melting in spring."
😂😂😂 "he's grey!"
This is my favourite video on TH-cam! 😂 #JusticeForPWANeil
Freaking Laura. My favorite Horn. 😂
I guess you guys settled having her husband on your show, eh?