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  • @Nexusryan
    @Nexusryan ปีที่แล้ว +932

    "Im on my LAST STRAW"
    "Then go buy more straws..."
    I fucking love this community Bo

    • @Oll1000
      @Oll1000 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "then go buy more..."
      "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
      "....straws"
      I could salt the entire 6-month food supply of a caravel with this video

  • @Andre-uu5xv
    @Andre-uu5xv ปีที่แล้ว +1307

    Braun was HILARIOUS this game! “That’s not even the script, that’s the game code at this point!” LMAO

    • @bumblebeepotato
      @bumblebeepotato ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Definitely best joke to end the video

    • @griffinfisher5421
      @griffinfisher5421 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is definitely one of Braun's best videos

    • @Stevd927
      @Stevd927 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn’t Bo write his lines though? Lol

    • @TheAlmightyToaster01
      @TheAlmightyToaster01 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ​@@Stevd927 nah that was straight up off script genius there. The original script had him agreeing with bo, but braun instead pulled out that masterpiece

  • @Kawerok2000
    @Kawerok2000 ปีที่แล้ว +1838

    I hope the snake of Denmark will use one of the more popular scripts this time. Britain without a fleet in La Manche? Italy losing all its troops in Africa? How about Germany losing its armored forces in France? I'm taking the popcorn and placing my bets!

    • @beckjayjohn5781
      @beckjayjohn5781 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or some more of stalin's children

    • @hafor2846
      @hafor2846 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I'll be honest, if I ever got a nickname like that, I would retire because I have peaked. It's clearly only going downhill from here...

    • @FLAMM3NW3RF
      @FLAMM3NW3RF ปีที่แล้ว +29

      A whole den of perfidious danes

    • @pastoralpaul1002
      @pastoralpaul1002 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The snake of Denmark
      Sounds pretty fucking cool
      Tbh

    • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
      @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes ปีที่แล้ว +31

      My favorite is when they are winning for the entire video and then at the very end there’s a cut to some text that says “so anyway we lost”

  • @theamerican3636
    @theamerican3636 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    "I'm on my last straw"
    "Go buy more then"
    Just genuis

  • @Real7419
    @Real7419 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    360p video experience, real 2014 TH-cam memories

    • @chickensbelike2790
      @chickensbelike2790 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      2014 720p was the best of the best this is reminiscent of bo1 gameplay back in 2010

    • @declankennedy4379
      @declankennedy4379 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I assumed I was watching some old video at first

  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  ปีที่แล้ว +220

    You guys do really be asking why video is in 360p 2 minutes after upload...
    EDIT: Apparently some of you guys don't actually know why. So TH-cam sometimes takes a little while before the quality versions are ready. If you want it in higher than 360p then you'll have to wait a little for it to update :)

  • @despacito_boi4484
    @despacito_boi4484 ปีที่แล้ว +1459

    I've got to appreciate Bokoen1 giving us the authentic Soviet POV of mass-produced 360p TV.

    • @charadreemurr7546
      @charadreemurr7546 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hah I got the less produced 460p tv only reserved for the leader of the party

    • @notme8232
      @notme8232 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be fair, that wasn't unusual for the 1980's

    • @Zissou42
      @Zissou42 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Normal broadcast is(was?) 480i, I'll take 360p.

    • @akdele5
      @akdele5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unauthentic tbh

    • @elusivedesert8530
      @elusivedesert8530 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck are yall goin on about? I can go up to 1080p

  • @kazukikjp
    @kazukikjp ปีที่แล้ว +2022

    Love the 360p video quality

  • @manband20
    @manband20 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Even during the Writer's Strike, Bo and his team are pumping out scripts that match Primer in complexity.

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bos writing staff aren’t unionised. He keeps them as slave labour. Only providing smorrebrod as payment.

  • @LoudRevised
    @LoudRevised ปีที่แล้ว +251

    They doubled the tiles, doubling the salt in the process.

    • @JoraCorvus
      @JoraCorvus ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Wanna know the best part? The change wasnt supposed to be told to anyone until the game was hosted which would've made everyone ever more mad. Its only because one of the devs of the mod streamed that new version to a few of the regulars that it got known in advance.

    • @SapoWeonN300
      @SapoWeonN300 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@JoraCorvusbut why they made that change?

  • @confuseddane9810
    @confuseddane9810 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Bo uploading at midnight Danish time puts me in a dilemma where I have to decide if I get enough sleep for tomorrows exam or watch another masterpiece where Golden gets rolled

    • @vitusmadsen2879
      @vitusmadsen2879 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Har kemi eksamen i morgen, men man godt lige se en lille video bare for godt held

    • @theshotgunshowdown2426
      @theshotgunshowdown2426 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vitusmadsen2879 bro jeg har også engelsk eksamen i morgen. Heldigvis valgte jeg at have tiden kl. 13.00 lol.

    • @christianmygind799
      @christianmygind799 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vitusmadsen2879 Skriv lige hvordan det gik, når du har fået svar

    • @vitusmadsen2879
      @vitusmadsen2879 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christianmygind799 fik 10. Kildede lige 12 tallet tho

    • @kostakole9876
      @kostakole9876 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck are you all saying?

  • @DuckHunter-dl2pw
    @DuckHunter-dl2pw ปีที่แล้ว +292

    I love how the person who wins in Bo’s videos isn’t who plays better it’s just who makes the least amount of mistakes

    • @aaroncabatingan5238
      @aaroncabatingan5238 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That's how wars work in real life which makes bokoen1 vids even more beautiful

    • @ЯрославЯковлев-ш8х
      @ЯрославЯковлев-ш8х ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I was shocked when axis lost that amount of men in India. Japan was eating rocks, but why would axis even try to kill India under British naval supremacy

    • @kirby1225
      @kirby1225 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean they're all really good players for the most part.
      so it really just comes down to who can play the most cleanly and consistently.

    • @KurtGodel-po3zl
      @KurtGodel-po3zl ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The person who makes the least amount of mistakes is the better player lmao

  • @LordDaret
    @LordDaret ปีที่แล้ว +333

    So this is a throwback episode? Glad to see old lost footage from 2013 resurfacing.

    • @ethan8942
      @ethan8942 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      360p!!!!!!!!!!

    • @benjaminphelps561
      @benjaminphelps561 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Come on, the japan player is on his last straw, to keep his internet going it needed to be 360p 🥺

    • @hanzohattori4078
      @hanzohattori4078 ปีที่แล้ว

      Swimmy isn't in the video so so no I isn't 😔🔨

    • @cthe4081
      @cthe4081 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hanzohattori4078 He's Finland.

  • @kaieastwood3373
    @kaieastwood3373 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Ah yes, El-Alamein famously not sitting in between the Qattara Depression and the Mediterranean making it basically impossible to flank.
    *earpiece buzzes*
    It turns out the opposite is true

    • @pieceofschmidtgamer
      @pieceofschmidtgamer ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Germany: That is nothing but Western Propaganda...

  • @lillifeless197
    @lillifeless197 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    fucking love that right after Bo called College out for stuttering you could audibly hear him using all of his energy to get that next sentence out perfectly.

  • @BlackKnigth323
    @BlackKnigth323 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    So what did we learn today?
    1. That teleporting was already created in the 1940s
    2. That Golden being Italy and losing 1 million men is written in the game code

  • @ToonCaliOfGreatness
    @ToonCaliOfGreatness ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I've been pushing him over the edge for a while now" Is the most Golden thing ever. Actual gaslighter and im here for it.

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle ปีที่แล้ว +27

    El-Alamein: *Was widened to 2 tiles.*
    Bokoen1 & crew: "This where the fun begins".

  • @Cooltaha
    @Cooltaha ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Fact: 90% of Golden's Italies quit safaris right before they’re about to get a million men encircled in Africa

  • @carpalbark6434
    @carpalbark6434 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    El-Alamein is 2 tiles now? Time for some more Worst Allies videos

  • @cellsentinel239
    @cellsentinel239 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Brauns old self came back to life; calling people incompetent, insulting, threatening to delete his entire army and screams. You absolutely love to see it

  • @dwarow2508
    @dwarow2508 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    16:09 Actually they had barely any troops at the front at all as most forces were still either being mobelized or were being moved from the eastern sectors. The Axis at some stages on the front had 10 : 1 numerical superiority and full air support

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    College and Braun seething at each other, while poor Cypress has internet issues, is one of the greatest combinations ever. I love hearing the living rage between Hoi4 players.

    • @zykrez
      @zykrez ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I hate the way you spell my name

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@zykrez it is the official spelling now, i will make sure to only think of you as Cypress from now on

  • @provingmedusa5334
    @provingmedusa5334 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Braun snoring while USA was speaking absolutely killed me.

    • @SupremeRTS
      @SupremeRTS ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tbf darmen has speech -100

  • @thatguyrome6045
    @thatguyrome6045 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I really do like the end cards that explain how the game ended or went after the clips because I'm curious on what happens especially on videos where you don't know for certain if the allies or axis won.

  • @zakatar101
    @zakatar101 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    «I’M ON MY LAST STRAW!!!»
    «Then just go buy more straws then.»
    Underappreciated line 🙌🙌

  • @Freigxot
    @Freigxot ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I really like the end card idea, it does help my decaying brain. Great video as usual Bo, thanks!

  • @conormcclean9189
    @conormcclean9189 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    youve been pumping these out recently and i love it, keep up the good work man

  • @berserkerpride
    @berserkerpride ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I do like to know how it ended. Its even funnier when it seems one side is winning and they lose 15 minutes later.
    I'm always surprised Allies can come back from losing England like that.

  • @OwnZar
    @OwnZar ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My poor Zykrez. We had a big laugh when he came to us after leaving the game 🤣

  • @technetium9653
    @technetium9653 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Classic bokoen video, with the axis absolutely crushing just to loose at the end

  • @manwithaplan5503
    @manwithaplan5503 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "It was a calculated risk, but *boy* am I bad at math." - Benito Mussolini, moments before hanging by a lamppost.

  • @ArrangedKarma
    @ArrangedKarma ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Video quality aside, hearing the USA and UK arguing over a plan to retake England while Free France is just sat in the corner snoring got me good.

  • @trapical
    @trapical ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how the "I can't go to Yemen. I'm an analyst" meme is still going strong 😂

  • @ext5276
    @ext5276 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I cant believe bo is shilling for 360p

  • @lebulldog6757
    @lebulldog6757 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even if I like some more meme game, I must admit that my favorites are clearly the intense one. Until the beginning of the 5 front wars, I really didn't knew who were gonna win, that was a hell of a war there, and as always, really good montage.

  • @HBon111
    @HBon111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Braun with the coping and seething then the redemptive hilariousness! Man, it must be such a trip to hear him talk for hours on end.

  • @archiereilly3137
    @archiereilly3137 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can we just talk about how insane of a world war this would actually be. With the US needing to retake the UK and still landing in France

  • @realhawaii5o
    @realhawaii5o ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Not enough of Golden at the gates of Paris.

  • @wildorangehead6174
    @wildorangehead6174 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now that I think about it we never got the lore of Braun and Golden becoming friends and not hating eachother anymore

  • @Dougster95
    @Dougster95 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "he's an analyst" is underrated xD

  • @maxbreiling4929
    @maxbreiling4929 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the end cards that tell us what happened. Been watching since like ep. 50 and they are a very positive addition!

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Italian Wild Safari was a very safe endeavor. But Cope-A-Bana is such a banger song (bless you Chris Voiceman)

  • @hugogooijer236
    @hugogooijer236 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the new end card, it gives some closure to your vids. Thx Bo

  • @Supercohboy
    @Supercohboy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome edits, thank you for showing how awesome AND ragey everyone was during this match, it was a very entertaining ride from start to finish!

  • @lethe_lets
    @lethe_lets ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There was something so wholesome about USA just being nice and like “what you need?”

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter ปีที่แล้ว

    2:40 I Love Bokoussy Videos
    This Type A Dialogue Is what really Brings the Script Together

  • @Mowraq
    @Mowraq ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now that you say it, the cards at the end telling what happened give some closure to the videos. I like.

  • @airlord9397
    @airlord9397 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Only in 360p?

  • @svenrio8521
    @svenrio8521 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:13 You are coping,
    Coping and seething,
    You just can't accept what you're seeing,
    Yes, you're coping,
    Coping and seething,
    The truth it scalding,
    And now you are malding,
    And coping,
    Coping so hard

  • @keysean999
    @keysean999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video uniquely feels like old Bokoen full of tilts, arguments, and rage quits

  • @ashtonmcwaters5874
    @ashtonmcwaters5874 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Keep up the good work, bokoen1 🇩🇰

  • @KenanJoseph17
    @KenanJoseph17 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    360p?? Damn OK

    • @scrawnybaguette
      @scrawnybaguette ปีที่แล้ว

      youtube hasnt got higher quality yet

  • @Caxon81
    @Caxon81 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not Braun snoring in the background like a chad. Actual correct RP of de Gaulle waiting for Operation Dragoon.

  • @zachdrago8130
    @zachdrago8130 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t wait for the danish man to play new danish focus tree

  • @IMPERIALYT
    @IMPERIALYT ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very epic video Bo

  • @palaius
    @palaius ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nit gonna lie, that end card is really nice, thank you so much.

  • @GAMA830
    @GAMA830 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i feel like every end card is just gonna be "the game ended 1 min later with X defeat"

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally

  • @lucafranchi1574
    @lucafranchi1574 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always watch your videos I like them a lot, greetings from Italy.
    (360 p video quality is perfect)

  • @kaiserishere7241
    @kaiserishere7241 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the end card explaining what happened I very much approve.

  • @glenmcgillivray4707
    @glenmcgillivray4707 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I might consider el Al to be an interesting battle with TWO one tile gaps.
    Allowing flanking attacks but both lanes being independent from each other and allowing concerted effort to push each other back.
    Instead of two wide which is just harder to defend and hold or push back when on the defensive

  • @gxd9903
    @gxd9903 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    golden must lose 1 million in africa because its a canon event

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I understood that reference

    • @namidor3227
      @namidor3227 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bokoen1 bo have my babies plz i will pay child support

  • @TympanicWinter3
    @TympanicWinter3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank you for the end card Bo, and thank you for the videos, they never fail to make me laugh :)

  • @tomseigle7127
    @tomseigle7127 ปีที่แล้ว

    Japan: "You human swede!"
    Whoa busting out the real insults today lol

  • @greywind243
    @greywind243 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the little card at the end, such a nice addition for those who don't have time for streams sadly..

  • @MOTHMAN445
    @MOTHMAN445 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Exam tm: bo uploads
    Me: well 6 hours of sleep again

  • @freddy4603
    @freddy4603 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I appreciqtw the end game prologue card. Sometimes its dissappointing when a great video and storyline doesn't get the payoff of getting to see the win.

  • @usaygaming9555
    @usaygaming9555 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Look i was just being an astute observer

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If only the amount of tiles in the desert was changing depending on your various techs, infrastructure and intel level.
    Egyptians believed that IDF can't cross desert in tanks, but due to good logistics they did.
    Gaddafi believed that chadians can't cross the desert with tanks because it was laid down with antitank mines, but they've just used light Toyota trucks.
    Saddam believed that americans can't cross desert with tanks because they would get lost, but US troops had GPS.
    So if you have many ports and supply hubs on max motorization, vehicles with enough reliability, divisions with certain supply grace/reserve, have full intel of the region and radar coverage(to simulate radio navigation), the desert tiles should open more and allow you to flank the opposing force 🤔

  • @DrDapperTF2
    @DrDapperTF2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    loved watching the 6 pixels moving on screen

  • @despacito_boi4484
    @despacito_boi4484 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Will the next Bo video be a music remix? 4:12 goes hard.

  • @SolarFlareAmerica
    @SolarFlareAmerica ปีที่แล้ว

    Little goblin-ass HUMAN SWEDE omfggg bro you can't do that to a person 😂😂😂

  • @madijeis4320
    @madijeis4320 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Goblin ass human Swede" is the best description for Dankus

  • @nanowears7478
    @nanowears7478 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the authenticity of this 360post

  • @keanjones3050
    @keanjones3050 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta love the text cards lasting long enough for you to read halfway into it then it goes into the video

  • @jonathanphillips5754
    @jonathanphillips5754 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know when bo and Braun are in sync that things are bad for the allies

  • @horusmegee6969
    @horusmegee6969 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate the end script you added at the end of the video. Those are welcomed.

  • @90Degrees_
    @90Degrees_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Always Safari, Always 42 barb baby!

  • @luthfihar3211
    @luthfihar3211 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the end card is like on those old movies that have epilogue story for each character in the end card

  • @aidenlarson9911
    @aidenlarson9911 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I’m on my last fucking straw!!!”
    “…then go buy more”

  • @helmuthelmlos5067
    @helmuthelmlos5067 ปีที่แล้ว

    endcards like that are nice, those people did good work convincing you to do one

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 ปีที่แล้ว

    Telegram from Stalin to Hitler circa 1944: “You are coping, coping and seething. You just can’t accept what you’re seeing.”

  • @ch7639
    @ch7639 ปีที่แล้ว

    ngl friendly has been a great addition to the normal cast, fun and has enough skill to make him endearing.

  • @Poison_Eevee
    @Poison_Eevee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does TH-cam only do that 360p-1hr buffer thing for content that you're viewing internationally?
    I've noticed that when I watch American channels, the full quality is available immediately, but European/Asian/African channels do the 360p thing.
    Edit: Did some research, and yes European/Asian/African channels do this 360p thing for more time then American channels, because the 360p footage is uploaded to the server the quickest, then the 720p, then 1080p + all other qualities. These channels are a literal ocean away from the servers so it takes longer for the higher quality streams to get uploaded.

  • @missme2046
    @missme2046 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes! YES THANK YOU FOR THE END CARD ITS LEGIT SO ANNOYING NOT KNOWING HOW IT ENDED

  • @JamesHock
    @JamesHock ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I also like the addition of an end card

  • @hacim42
    @hacim42 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I appreciate the end card! I wasn't one of the ones that asked for it but I enjoy knowing how the game ended.

  • @vojtechkolar7012
    @vojtechkolar7012 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The end card is amazing!

  • @juliannolastname2442
    @juliannolastname2442 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:41 Wait, how does that prevent Barb?

  • @rebelsj2159
    @rebelsj2159 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think braun threatens to ban someone new every episode

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s just made I killed 44k Germans and he killed 5k

  • @epicgamertrex3501
    @epicgamertrex3501 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hell yeah cant wait for more "GENUIS" plays

  • @griffinfisher5421
    @griffinfisher5421 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the end card, feels like the credits at the end of the movie

  • @The_DGO
    @The_DGO ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes, I love the new endcard saying what happened

  • @winowmak3r
    @winowmak3r ปีที่แล้ว

    I fucking love that when *anyone* starts going I-I-I in the game it shows up I-eye-eye in the transcript

  • @gercvn6_785
    @gercvn6_785 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Matches like this remind me every time how stupid the argument is that Germany and the axis could have won ww2, if they had finnish the Uk of first and won in Afrika before invading the sowiet union. I mean even if they could have done that, against the personal and material might of the allies they never had a chance.

    • @stormwolf8770
      @stormwolf8770 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol. Thats the main issue i have with TNO and them making the Axis nations overpowered with perfect militaries and economues. Like how the fuck can you make a plausible mod when its not possible in the first place lol

  • @TheSuitsofLegend
    @TheSuitsofLegend ปีที่แล้ว

    how fitting that this would update just before the announcement for the next DLC

  • @leaveme3559
    @leaveme3559 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why do i never get bored of so many hoi4 multi videos lol

  • @hamper6511
    @hamper6511 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally bokman gives us an ending to each vids 😂😂

  • @enric1478
    @enric1478 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love you bo also love the longer video times

  • @Ronald98
    @Ronald98 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stalin to Zhukov : "I got you homie!"