I was happy enough to find a cruelty squad video with a voice over but I'm ever happier that its a blonde guy in a suit 😭😭😭 og webcam videos just feel warmer to watch
I found out that in Trauma Loop, if you die/explode and your body gets thrown towards the Cradle of Life, you will win and get the third ending, although the death-screen was shown. I was wondering, if it is somehow possible to get thrown into the Cradle of Life from above (where the roman pillars are). This would enable a super speedrun [if the menu glitch is not allowed or fixed]. What do you think?
Reminds me of how I discovered god menu originally by dying over a painting. If this works it could save having to grab the scaledown which would be very useful. Sleep dart grapp can get you above it pretty easily.
That would suck. Time spent in the menu is not counted towards the final time, so I only have to change resolution before levels start. Glad it works that way.
@@mcadminbro2139 I figured the run would count menu time since theres a lot of menu glitch-related execution between levels, but yea i imagine for the sake of playability level time only is much better
I still have no idea why the baton/Stern swap kills the CSHQ boss so quickly, is the trick unique to that enemy, or is it a damage thing to do with the weapon swapping that would also work elsewhere?
Trauma%, Arcon% is the worse category and it is more competitive. I am practicing trauma% rn and already have a time 20 seconds faster than my record, so expect a race.
@@mcadminbro2139 honestly not going for arcon% wr, just doing it to get used to speedrunning the game. I've got like 20 hours in mall madness IL speedruns.
I can't think of anyone more appropriate to explain advanced cruelty squad tech than a depressed guy in a suit
Not depressed, just dry. I am very happy
@@mcadminbro2139 that makes me happy :)
@@mcadminbro2139based happy guy in suit
"I thought I'd wear a suit today just to, y'know, show my respects"
most sane cruelty squad player
5:12 “get on the ladder.. commit -
Press the suicide button”
Bro caught himself
Try not to get cancelled any%
monetization save 😂
Bro's doing an Extravagant Suit run of real life. Respect.
I will use this information for evil
your passion glows through that suit and time! your enthusiasm is sure to have you as CEO in no time!
swag in the suit ceo grindset
I was happy enough to find a cruelty squad video with a voice over but I'm ever happier that its a blonde guy in a suit 😭😭😭 og webcam videos just feel warmer to watch
Он в костюме, видимо серьезный мужчина
совсем не серьезно
It unironically makes me happy when you post bro. Keep up the good shit 👍
Used to speedrun left 4 dead franchise, found this game and and both of your guides have been very helpful. Keep it up
Awesome glad to finally learn stern cshq fast kill, cant wait for your zippyless 100%
yeah, we need zippyless 100 giga strat
Can’t wait to start on it! Next in line!
no way its the guy from pyros video
honestly great speedrun :D
u made it to a pyro vid
Wowie that’s epic
@@buisbo1240 worse things have happened I can assure you.
I found out that in Trauma Loop, if you die/explode and your body gets thrown towards the Cradle of Life, you will win and get the third ending, although the death-screen was shown. I was wondering, if it is somehow possible to get thrown into the Cradle of Life from above (where the roman pillars are). This would enable a super speedrun [if the menu glitch is not allowed or fixed]. What do you think?
Sounds interesting, I would have to give it a shot
Reminds me of how I discovered god menu originally by dying over a painting. If this works it could save having to grab the scaledown which would be very useful. Sleep dart grapp can get you above it pretty easily.
Pyro vid xd also best intro ever
bro I think I saw you in a tf2 match like a month or 2 ago. anywho keep up the banger content.
That was prolly me
Your skills are amazing!
Thank you!
Watching this brings back memories of figuring out how to play Daggerfall Unity and watching guides by Todd Howards lawyer aka. Zaric Zhakaron
i love that man
This made my day
CEO mindset in action here
vary professional
so would playing in 640x480 the entire time save like 5 seconds of settings adjustment?
The in game timer only counts active play so being in the menu doesn't count towards the end time
That would suck. Time spent in the menu is not counted towards the final time, so I only have to change resolution before levels start. Glad it works that way.
@@mcadminbro2139 I figured the run would count menu time since theres a lot of menu glitch-related execution between levels, but yea i imagine for the sake of playability level time only is much better
What up gamers I’m wearing a suit show respect
had no idea it was this complex
gaming GAMING!@
This guy should be at SGDQ
The S stands for Sewersludgegaming
nice
i had to try that stern baton trick for the ceo and it just works
🙌🙌🙌
17:10 this out of context bro 💀
You said that with the speed/armor fix some strats will change, will you make or is there already a video about what strats have changed?
We downpatch so nothing changed.
@@mcadminbro2139 ah okay! I've been practicing some things so when I think I'm ready to do full runs I'll have to downpatch. Got it, got it!
@@BC-so5ub m.th-cam.com/video/Dfo6i_OW6DA/w-d-xo.html
Holy shit! IT'S BG Kumbi!!!!!!
All blonde men in suits are identical. Change my mind
I probably have more swag/guap
You have a bg kumbi vibe for some reason.
I still have no idea why the baton/Stern swap kills the CSHQ boss so quickly, is the trick unique to that enemy, or is it a damage thing to do with the weapon swapping that would also work elsewhere?
Works everywhere. Only he has enough hp to withstand most of it
@@mcadminbro2139 do you know why it works? It's a hell of a cool trick, but I can't see it referenced anywhere
@@BongoTurtles no idea either. I need to ask the modders why it happens
Anyone have a working link to the speed running discord?
:weed:
Why is Cole Phelps playing Cruelty Squad?
Most underrated comment
whats your favorite death grips album?
Depends on the day. Most of the time NLDW and NOTM.
@@mcadminbro2139 I like TPTB and Exmilitary but the story for No Love Deep Web is so cool.
@@romcom190 Exmilitary is #3 for sure. Only two tracks I do not like off of it. No love deep web is just too good.
@@mcadminbro2139 NOTM CEOs unite
which would you recommend i tackle first, trauma% or arcon% ?
Trauma%, Arcon% is the worse category and it is more competitive. I am practicing trauma% rn and already have a time 20 seconds faster than my record, so expect a race.
@@mcadminbro2139 hehe 😈😈😈
@@gallofilm This is good. Have not had a race since sub 4 arcon% so this should get me motivated to get the run I want.
@@mcadminbro2139 I guess I'm saying goodbye to good grades for the next few weeks 💀
@@gallofilm will not take a few weeks. Idk what the time goal will be. This is exciting!
sewer slide button
Why do you have to be on punishment
Double cash
Don't worry bro. I've finally come back and am actually going to try to beat this shit. I quite redball speedrunning for this so you're fucked.
Good luck. Just beat my record a couple of days ago. The record I am about to drop also has route changes and stuff so you might have to wait.
@@mcadminbro2139 I decided I'm going to practice archon% first then go for trauma. Already got a sub 8 within 2 hours.
@@areussgg epic man! Try to beat arcon%, the last person to beat it is done with crus so it should be achievable. Gonna be hard though.
@@mcadminbro2139 honestly not going for arcon% wr, just doing it to get used to speedrunning the game. I've got like 20 hours in mall madness IL speedruns.