if you laughed even once you are contractually obligated to subscribe so sorry i don't make the rules also subscribe to windette i literally stole the idea from him (with permission) but STILL th-cam.com/users/windette go check him out
I’ll be back when I’m emotionally prepared to admit that I enjoyed watching a British Eboy with a guitar for a personality roleplay being an edgy dynamite lover on a Minecraft server where foxes are children and children are important political figures
Don't forget Philza getting a Samsung Fridge pregnant with Wilbur.... I still wanna know where Death Mumza was during this...since it seems they've been canonically together for a very long time
This comment was funny and I mean you no ill will but I have a point I want to yell (sorry but not really) The thing is wilbur never really felt dead, becuase ghostbur was there- the sheer existence of ghostbur, Tommy’s revival, and the knowledge of the revival book made it obvious that Wilbur was never meant to stay dead- chekov’s revival book, one might say. So yes, permanence is very important, but it was clear from the start that it was never meant to be (ha) permanent Also !!!!!!!!!!SPOILER WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We know that when wilbur died he wasn’t in the afterlife, he was in limbo. It’s apparently been said before (APPARENTLY, I haven’t been able to fact check this yet) that Ranboo’s limbo is pretty bad. Chekov’s revival book, my friend
If you listen to the next two seconds of the podcast he says something like: ya... I know I say this, buuuuut I'm not really doing that with my character, whoops
The insults started out amazing. Then they descended into a spiral of mediocrity, like a slow motion train wreck that I couldn’t look away from. Ani, you’re too nice to insult people for this long. The puns did more damage to me than any of your so-called insults. I came here expecting a roast and only got to a reasonable room temperature. (Love this video, it was fun.)
"green blob then lived up to his title of Minecraft TH-camr and mannipulated a child in the wilderness (for about two weeks). Since this is fiction however, his actions have consequenses." this shit had me dying on the floor 😭😭💀
"Sam, who at this point has managed to misinterpret doing no harm to the visitors as doing no arm to the visitors and has cut off Ponk's left arm. So I guess he’s all right now?" I LOST IT at that part. Genius comedy, I love you for this joke
Holy moly. I sure darn wish I had ideas like this every once in a while. *Looks at thumbnail, title and first two sections*... INHALE!!!... yeah this is pretty cool
@@Ani Hasn't stealing concepts already been done? Wait... You're stealing the concept of stealing concepts, thus, in essence, stealing the concept of stealing the concept of stealing concepts... Stealception?
This is a perfect parody of Windette, and it’s even better as if you listen to the backround music you can kind of tell you’re a Hollow Knight fan, and it’s perfect
Honestly, I think the Dream smp storyline really is basic. When you’ve read something as complex as the Wheel of Time, which has literally over a thousand unique named characters and up to 20 different parts of the plot going all at the same time, the Dream smp really is just child’s play
I don't even know why I clicked on this video- i'm literally caught up with everything PHAHA. Def one of the most entertaining summary's i've watched yet
The unnecessary alliteration for the egg arc killed me 6:03 It is voraciously vindicated that the verdant villain has been trying to malevolently manipulate the masses like his mods folder in that speedrun by hegemonically hoarding their prized hauls in a hall, and then our humble heroes harm him with a hatchet… twice. Then Awesamdude arrives to arrest the atrocious aggressor and allocate him to an awesome asylum.
yay, i love windette's "explained in insults" videos! hollow knight seems to follow me everywhere, even in non hollow knight related videos haha (not that i'm complaining, it's a fantastic game). i stopped watching dsmp stuff at some point due to being busy with school, so this should be a fun way to get caught up! thanks!
As a wise man once said: It’s like the little guy who ate a food that it didn’t like but it couldn’t stop eating it, it’s entertaining but so painful -Therussianbadger
Dream SMP explained by me: Cursed green teletubbie, annoying blond british boy, music plates, drug van owner, le mansburg, dictador Sclagg, BLOODGOD, le mansburg goes KAboom, hardcore boi le stapps drug van owner who turn into ghastly boiiiiiiii, Some red omlett, badboyshalo actualy bad, british boy gets exiled, BLOODGOD execution gone wrong and duck goes to dentist, le mansburg goes kaboom again but worse, music plate finale showdown, Cursed green teletubbie gets arrested for trying to kill british boy and a bee, british boy gets stuck in pandorama with cursed green teletubbie, british boy gets revisit pass on earth, Ghastly boiiiiiiii becomes drug van owner again, duck wants green cursed teletubbie book of revisit pass and tries to kill BLOODGOD for giving him dentist appointment and some las gamble will go KAboom with war
4:19 How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower Somehow defeat a global superpower? How do they emerge victorious from the quagmire? Leave the battlefield waving Wilbur Soot's flag Higher? Yo, turns out they have a secret weapon An immigrant, you know and love, who's unafraid to step in He's constantly confusin', confoundin' all of Dream's henchmen Ev'ryone give it up for Pogtopia's favorite fighting Pigman TechnoBlade! He's takin' his horse by the reins makin' Netherite coats redder with bloodstains TechnoBlade! And He's never gonna stop until he makes 'em Drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains, he's TechnoBlade! Watch him engagin' em! Escapin' em! Enragin' em! He's- TechnoBlade! He goes to the nether for more funds TechnoBlade! come back with more netherite and potions And so the balance shifts They rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts They can end this war at Manberg, cut them off at sea, but For this to succeed, there is someone else we need I know Wilbur Soot! Sir, he knows what to do in a trench Ingenuitive and decent in Geman, I mean- Wilbur Soot! Sir, you're gonna have to use him eventually What's he gonna do on the bench ami? Wilbur Soot! No one has more resilience Or matches my practical tactical brilliance Wilbur Soot! You wanna fight for your land back? Wilbur Soot! I need my right-hand man back! Ah! Uh, get ya right-hand man, back You know you gotta get ya right-hand man back I mean you gotta put some thought Into the letter but the sooner the better To get your right-hand man back Wilbur Soot Supplies are waiting in techno's base for you If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide Oh, Wilbur Soot I have soldiers that will yield for you If we manage to get this right They'll surrender by early night The world will never be the same, Wilbuuuuuuuuuuuuur Each characters role Technoblade: Lafayette Tommy: Washington Wilbur: Hamilton edit:why did I sit here for 30 minutes for 1 joke
I can sometimes watch an hour long video of someone playing sudoku, but if I’m bored I’ll start rapidly switching to other things to do because adhd go brr
I don't like dream smp and I still watched this video because it was entertaining. Idk but something about this explanation just speaks directly to your heart
5:53 - “Tommy and Tubbo then team up to get his discs back because they’re what we call friends - probably an alien concept to you anti-social pricks” that had me dying lmao
From someone who has been following the SMP pretty much since it came out, very good. But this i just the main storyline for the most part, still very good and much respect
1:45 the ratio is 1:0 and you can't divide by zero (and no dividing by zero doest give infinite, making the divisor -1 and slowly reducing it would give you NEGATIVE infinity instead, and there's no definitive answer)
"If you haven't seen the Potato War yet, you must be living under a rock." Me, two months before the video was posted, actively avoiding watching it: *Haha, haha, haha...yeah...*
if you laughed even once you are contractually obligated to subscribe so sorry i don't make the rules
also subscribe to windette i literally stole the idea from him (with permission) but STILL th-cam.com/users/windette go check him out
I KNEW THIS WAS EXACTLY HOW WINDETTE SPOKE
@@ferox850 i knew too
This is a situation of if you know you know and i know
I never laughed.
i am a highly trained individual.
this counts as an achievement.
now go away
You know what fair
this unironically is the most entertaining lore summary I have ever watched. That says a lot about my mental capacity.
Yes lol
Everyone loves insult
true
Windette does these sort of things a lot and I really like them so if this could keep going on I would like to see more DSMP insults
Sam2
I’ll be back when I’m emotionally prepared to admit that I enjoyed watching a British Eboy with a guitar for a personality roleplay being an edgy dynamite lover on a Minecraft server where foxes are children and children are important political figures
There is no shame in admitting that, we all know what you are talking about
And foxes are also birthed by said British E-boy's toe being cut off
XD
ok,
when you do ill find you
i hate to admit it but is true
Phil: So because Wilbur writes most of the lore, and he‘s a chaotic little sh*t, he decided to make it *CANON* that he literally f*cked a fish 🐟
Don't forget Philza getting a Samsung Fridge pregnant with Wilbur....
I still wanna know where Death Mumza was during this...since it seems they've been canonically together for a very long time
@@Tirryna they divorced cause Phil was cheating on mumza with their new fridge 😂
This is an amazing thread
“If a charter dies in a story they should be DEAD”- Wilbur Soot
Proceeds to be revived by a green telitubbi
This comment was funny and I mean you no ill will but I have a point I want to yell (sorry but not really)
The thing is wilbur never really felt dead, becuase ghostbur was there- the sheer existence of ghostbur, Tommy’s revival, and the knowledge of the revival book made it obvious that Wilbur was never meant to stay dead- chekov’s revival book, one might say. So yes, permanence is very important, but it was clear from the start that it was never meant to be (ha) permanent
Also !!!!!!!!!!SPOILER WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We know that when wilbur died he wasn’t in the afterlife, he was in limbo. It’s apparently been said before (APPARENTLY, I haven’t been able to fact check this yet) that Ranboo’s limbo is pretty bad.
Chekov’s revival book, my friend
i hate when a charter dies
If you listen to the next two seconds of the podcast he says something like: ya... I know I say this, buuuuut I'm not really doing that with my character, whoops
The insults started out amazing. Then they descended into a spiral of mediocrity, like a slow motion train wreck that I couldn’t look away from. Ani, you’re too nice to insult people for this long. The puns did more damage to me than any of your so-called insults. I came here expecting a roast and only got to a reasonable room temperature.
(Love this video, it was fun.)
I TRIED OKAY I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS
@@Ani it's not easy being mean
@@justrez2571 intentionally mean
@@galazy_x1261 Come meet my brother
@@Ani Bruh, sure sure. u have brains? just get more time, unless u think it matters to u to get so many views xD.
"green blob then lived up to his title of Minecraft TH-camr and mannipulated a child in the wilderness (for about two weeks).
Since this is fiction however, his actions have consequenses."
this shit had me dying on the floor 😭😭💀
Me to bro!
LOL
You really bring in Windette's energy and how it's very calm most of the time despite insulting people
Ahh i see you are a man of culture as well
@@vargadaniel8555 well it's also in the description as the person who inspired him to do it but yes, I am also a man of culture
I was wondering why it sounded familiar
I thought the same when I heard the peaceful sounding Context section
Hello fellow burify (don't know if pronouncing it correct)
I am one of you but a different species
"It was never meant to be"
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lol
llmaoo
That just happened to me-
@@Chiken1010 so based on your profile picture... are YOU poultry man?
Wow this video appears to be super wholesome and family friendly. I'll watch it with my parents at thanksgiving
good idea 😄😄😄
"Sam, who at this point has managed to misinterpret doing no harm to the visitors as doing no arm to the visitors and has cut off Ponk's left arm. So I guess he’s all right now?"
I LOST IT at that part. Genius comedy, I love you for this joke
Holy moly. I sure darn wish I had ideas like this every once in a while. *Looks at thumbnail, title and first two sections*... INHALE!!!...
yeah this is pretty cool
maybe just steal my idea outright? that would get a lot of views i think
@@Ani Hasn't stealing concepts already been done?
Wait...
You're stealing the concept of stealing concepts, thus, in essence, stealing the concept of stealing the concept of stealing concepts...
Stealception?
Oh hey, it's windette
Ok found windette, was expecting that, the first 30 seconds were dajavo
This is a perfect parody of Windette, and it’s even better as if you listen to the backround music you can kind of tell you’re a Hollow Knight fan, and it’s perfect
The “explained with insults” concept has been my favorite for a while now and I’m really happy to see it with dsmp lore
I love this
7:18 "doing no arm" IM SCREAMING 😭😭😭
wow, he’s not pulling any punches
I get why you disregarded the vote. That is so hilarious to me, and so on brand with the series. Thank you for making me laugh so hard that I cried.
I love getting insulted. You've earned yourself a happy subscriber, Ani
YEAH I GOT A HEART
After the poll, i genuinely though this would be a 5 second video of you saying “Jack Manifold”
/j we love the guy
7:54 make numerous nemicies
polish people: you mean *numerous Germanies?*
the joke is that niemecy is Germany in polish so Niemicies means Germanies in Polish
5:17 "since this is fiction his actions have consequences" got me dyin on the floor alifjbnzslkjgbh
Honestly, I think the Dream smp storyline really is basic. When you’ve read something as complex as the Wheel of Time, which has literally over a thousand unique named characters and up to 20 different parts of the plot going all at the same time, the Dream smp really is just child’s play
I think it just looks complex because there’s so many POVs and main characters that it can be hard to keep up with everything that’s going on
8:03 how much alliteration was that cause it sounded like you were deflating.
I feel like you started watching windette, just a feeling
8:42 it's gonna be a real shame when ... y'know
Animagician: I will insult you in this video
Me: I'm hooked.
"Since this is fiction, however, his actions had consequences."
Holy shit.
Number of likes on your comment are the amount of times that boom! mic drop echoed around the server.
I don't even know why I clicked on this video- i'm literally caught up with everything PHAHA. Def one of the most entertaining summary's i've watched yet
7:09
I hear a *BIG SHOT* in the background!
Anyone else remember how there was a pole about the video being Insluts or Memes, and memes won 70% to 30%? And here we are with insluts
The unnecessary alliteration for the egg arc killed me
6:03 It is voraciously vindicated that the verdant villain has been trying to malevolently manipulate the masses like his mods folder in that speedrun by hegemonically hoarding their prized hauls in a hall, and then our humble heroes harm him with a hatchet… twice. Then Awesamdude arrives to arrest the atrocious aggressor and allocate him to an awesome asylum.
26 seconds in and I already love this. PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES.
Long story short- All of them end up logging off forever,never talking to eachother,forgetting their lines,end up creating even more chaos
5:57 Hey now! I have like.... Two friends! 😂
YOOO THIS IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD
yay, i love windette's "explained in insults" videos! hollow knight seems to follow me everywhere, even in non hollow knight related videos haha (not that i'm complaining, it's a fantastic game). i stopped watching dsmp stuff at some point due to being busy with school, so this should be a fun way to get caught up! thanks!
Glad you enjoyed!
Glad to see this format of information sharing become common.Keep up the good work
Thanks for watching!
This has certainly been a fun ride. Still waiting for the SCU lore video
2:27 I FUCKING LOVE THIS PART I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING
“Alcoholic goat man”
You aren’t wrong about that one XD
How is this both more entertaining and more informative than every single dsmp summary video I've seen
this is stupidly and horribly the best video I have seen, Animagician you literaly make my day.
This is amazing! You just made me understand the whole dsmp lore in 10 mins! Congrats!!
As a wise man once said: It’s like the little guy who ate a food that it didn’t like but it couldn’t stop eating it, it’s entertaining but so painful
-Therussianbadger
I forgot half of it so it not very right
This whole video reeks of Windette vibes and i'm LOVING it.
Dream SMP explained by me: Cursed green teletubbie, annoying blond british boy, music plates, drug van owner, le mansburg, dictador Sclagg, BLOODGOD, le mansburg goes KAboom, hardcore boi le stapps drug van owner who turn into ghastly boiiiiiiii, Some red omlett, badboyshalo actualy bad, british boy gets exiled, BLOODGOD execution gone wrong and duck goes to dentist, le mansburg goes kaboom again but worse, music plate finale showdown, Cursed green teletubbie gets arrested for trying to kill british boy and a bee, british boy gets stuck in pandorama with cursed green teletubbie, british boy gets revisit pass on earth, Ghastly boiiiiiiii becomes drug van owner again, duck wants green cursed teletubbie book of revisit pass and tries to kill BLOODGOD for giving him dentist appointment and some las gamble will go KAboom with war
You realize i've dragged myself into wilburs POV for so many times
*SERIOUSLY LIKE DO YOU THINK I'M THAT LA-*
Remember when he called me an idiot, yeah, well, pretty spot on cause that iceberg thing BROKE MY MIND, HOW IS THERE SO MUCH I DON'T KNOW
"Since this is fiction, his actions had consequences" HOLY SHIT
I Lost my marbles when you said Quakity is running with a cryptobro, then its just george, true words have never been spoken till now
My standards in humor are so low I laughed at all the jokes in this video
I am just feeling the strong Windette vibes, you captured his essence really well!
4:41 this is to funny lmao
This is one of the funniest videos on the Dream SMP.
angry men with accents are my favorite you should make all of your videos like this windette has been one of my favorite channels for a while
im so sorry but i'm asian and windette is australian that's a double miss buddy
@@Ani damn im
i think i gotta delete my youtube account
4:19 How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do they emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Wilbur Soot's flag Higher?
Yo, turns out they have a secret weapon
An immigrant, you know and love, who's unafraid to step in
He's constantly confusin', confoundin' all of Dream's henchmen
Ev'ryone give it up for Pogtopia's favorite fighting Pigman
TechnoBlade!
He's takin' his horse by the reins makin'
Netherite coats redder with bloodstains
TechnoBlade!
And He's never gonna stop until he makes 'em
Drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains, he's
TechnoBlade!
Watch him engagin' em! Escapin' em!
Enragin' em! He's-
TechnoBlade!
He goes to the nether for more funds
TechnoBlade!
come back with more netherite
and potions
And so the balance shifts
They rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts
They can end this war at Manberg, cut them off at sea, but
For this to succeed, there is someone else we need
I know
Wilbur Soot!
Sir, he knows what to do in a trench
Ingenuitive and decent in Geman, I mean-
Wilbur Soot!
Sir, you're gonna have to use him eventually
What's he gonna do on the bench ami?
Wilbur Soot!
No one has more resilience
Or matches my practical tactical brilliance
Wilbur Soot!
You wanna fight for your land back?
Wilbur Soot!
I need my right-hand man back!
Ah! Uh, get ya right-hand man, back
You know you gotta get ya right-hand man back
I mean you gotta put some thought
Into the letter but the sooner the better
To get your right-hand man back
Wilbur Soot
Supplies are waiting in techno's base for you
If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide
Oh, Wilbur Soot
I have soldiers that will yield for you
If we manage to get this right
They'll surrender by early night
The world will never be the same, Wilbuuuuuuuuuuuuur
Each characters role
Technoblade: Lafayette
Tommy: Washington
Wilbur: Hamilton
edit:why did I sit here for 30 minutes for 1 joke
Honestly, the puns hurt me more than the insults
The start is very funny to me cos I’ve been keeping up with the dsmp since its start and have no problem understanding what’s going on
i would like ani somehow connect the potato war to the SMP
“But you’re lazy so I’m gonna have to drag your sorry self through this”
*damn right you will*
Don't forgot the divorce/betrayal arc of Sam,foolish and ponk and philza was there kinda
Me coming here after watching the entire Windette explained in insults catalogue that started a year ago:
Hey, I’ve seen this one!
I laughed just as much at the comments as the video. This is top notch australian humor
I can sometimes watch an hour long video of someone playing sudoku, but if I’m bored I’ll start rapidly switching to other things to do because adhd go brr
The funniest part about this to me is that this is the first summary video of Dream SMP lore that's actually made sense to me.
I don't like dream smp and I still watched this video because it was entertaining. Idk but something about this explanation just speaks directly to your heart
Do not site the lore to me magician,
*I was there when it was written.*
But hey who doesn't like being insulted
I... kind of expected more odd insults but hey I'll take them
This seems like you watched a vid from Windette about his Hollow Knight but explained in insults series, and I love it
0:45 Me with ADHD: 😳
Dude just as Wilbur pressed the button and the explosion went off I got an add saying 'a stroke can happen to anyone'
5:53 - “Tommy and Tubbo then team up to get his discs back because they’re what we call friends - probably an alien concept to you anti-social pricks” that had me dying lmao
4:42 ive seen this clip like at least a million times but the explosion caught me off guard PLS
this feels like a less pg13 and rage induced version of an oversimplified video rofl! keep up the good work!
You have no idea how much I loved this 😂
From someone who has been following the SMP pretty much since it came out, very good. But this i just the main storyline for the most part, still very good and much respect
Me who doesn't actually enjoy watching dream smp bit only saw this too talk to a friend... I LOVE THE INTRO!
1:45 the ratio is 1:0 and you can't divide by zero (and no dividing by zero doest give infinite, making the divisor -1 and slowly reducing it would give you NEGATIVE infinity instead, and there's no definitive answer)
Actually this was a better explanation than most fanworks.
Animagician: Starts video talking slow and with subtitles.
Also Animagician: Starts talking fast and stops doing subtitles.
And then baconrown Gets the dead teletubbie out of a obsidian box and everybody freaks out as if somebody died irl
this video is wonderful, but i find it absolutely hilarious that it was posted 2 days before one of the biggest lore drops of the year happened
I love how Big Shot is playing.
I watched this to see if it was accurate already knowing the lore and there wasn’t a word of false information
99k so proud of your growth get that playbutton!!
I never felt so happy for being insulted.
As someone with adhd, you are correct, I cannot sit through five minutes of dsmp lore without changing the video 😭
"Dream manipulated Tommy like a minecraft mods folder" Took a moment, but thats....really deep and hillarious AND clever. Well done.
watching this as a dsmp fan makes me laugh a lot
"If you haven't seen the Potato War yet, you must be living under a rock."
Me, two months before the video was posted, actively avoiding watching it: *Haha, haha, haha...yeah...*
I am dumb.
I did watch the dsmp.
I watched every lore stream.
SO THIS SI SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’V EVER SEEN
This is great, keep up the great work
Thanks, will do!
PLS I WATCHED THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I COULDNT LAUGH
😭😭
WE ARE SO HAPPY THAT HE CALLS US LAZY AND IDIOT WOW 🤩
5:39 i read that as i listen to the...quite similar sentence in the lyrics of Lovejoy's "Concrete"
You could have convinced me i was watching a windette video. I love your editing btw
Thanks 😅
Being insulted is great
Alsoo happy almost 100k
this is gold, absolute gold
I didn't expect it to be that funny- I'm glad I watched it xD
Really took some other youtuber 6 hours ovet like 4 different videos to say the plot. But this saves me so much time :>
I can only watch 3mins of a stream before i get bored because you cant skip but i know the entire lore just by watching clips