"you want to know one of the things that made Hitchcock a great director? The scenes in his movies had a point." I don't know why, but that one broke me 😂😂😂😂
The Birds star Tippi Hedren intentionally took part in a 90s tv movie sequel of The Birds, starring a former mens underwear model, because she knew it was going to be a horrible movie. She still hasn't gotten over how badly Hitchcock treated her during the original and wanted to take a potshot at him. Not everybody's crazy over the guy, I guess. And yeah, that sequel is all kinds of bad.
@@skylx0812 She also appeared in a scene in the James Nguyen movie "Julie and Jack", which featured a bird or birds in a cage, in a nod to the Hitchcock film. I believe her scene was also set in Bodega Bay, though I could be wrong on that last part.
I hope, when it comes out, Mark reviews Neil Breen’s sequel to Twisted Pair… though I kinda fear for his sanity if he does! 😅 I don’t know how the hell he made it through _this train wreck!_
@@Lesley_RedRhody based on the trailer for the sequel, Breen is using EVEN MORE GREEN SCREEN THAN EVER BEFORE. I think that nearly every shot in the trailer was green screen.
"We're all going to die. Go have a lot of sex!" That guy is the kid from The Room that said "I just like to watch you guys". You can't tell me otherwise. It's all part of the same universe.
Not gonna lie Mark, the middle portion where you go fairly in depth and break down Hitchcock and his strengths in "The Birds" was really, really well done and super interesting. I'd actually really like to see some videos from you where you do this with other directors and some of their greatest (or your favorite) films. I think you'd have a hit on your hands, dude, you obviously know what you're talking about and your passion shines through!
Hitchcock is actually very easy to comprehend and explain. Everything he did had a purpose, was artistically sound, and most of all-MADE PERFECT SENSE.
The reason the movie took 10 years after the last one is because the actors got stuck in their comically oversized test tubes and the director had to grow a new batch.
Me either I was aware of the second birdemic. But the 3 one was such a anomaly release, but at least it’s arguable better than the Jeepers creepers reboot.
I remember when he was raising money for this monstrosity. He took the wrong lesson from the first movie. People were like it was so bad we feel sorry for him but he doubled down on it and now triple down
He kinda didn't take the wrong lesson from the first movie. there is no universe were you could convince me that with Birdemic 2 they didn't realize the first was bad and leaned into it with the sequel.....If anything it seems like he forgot that people ironically watched the first 2 because they were hilariously bad and Birdemic 2 knew that.
He said in a recent interview that he's in on the joke now, but he admitted that he was really trying to make a serious movie with the 1st one. But now it's a joke & he knows it & he said he's fine with it because at least he can provide amusement for his audience. He said he's going to franchise it like Child's Play
And also shows how "activists" (like the write/director) has no clue about science and what they're actually fighting for and just parroting what others say.
“We’re sending CO2 directly to the upper atmosphere. Overwhelming the enemy will make them surrender faster, and climate change is fixed as soon as the UN pays my ransom demands.” - Elongated Muskrat
@@clementj yeah, environmental pollution is a real problem, and it's getting worse in certain ways, but this film is really not the way to go about promoting awareness.
I don't think anyone believes they're perfect. It's like Sharknado but worse somehow. They know what they're doing. People are going to watch it because it's so bad, like Velma.
Nguyen made the first Birdemic with genuine intentions. It doesn't matter if people think the sequels are pieces of canine fecal matter and cynical products made to tap into that weird niche of bad movie lovers, the purest intentions spawned this whole franchise! The true question is if James Nguyen is an actual alien...😅
I was binging your videos today. I feel like you seem much more happy now than you used to in your old videos. It brings me joy to see you happy, hope you’re doing better now.
Having seen all of Breens movies, he proves your point- he is an alien trying to imitate human life. I always thought Nguyen heard how Hitchcock is amazingly consistent, and just removed "amazingly".
I really look forward to your episodes. Is it possible to branch out into slightly more mainstream movies if you expand to: Horribly Disappointing Movies Horribly Acted Movies Or even shorter episodes on Terrible Soundtracks Awful Movie Songs Hilarious Credit Sequences Thanks for the effort you put into each episode. I believe I’ve seen every entry! They’re fun but I’ve also learned a lot. PS - Could you discuss a movie term in each vid? For instance in this vid you mentioned color grading and foley. I’d love to learn a little as well as laugh.
The fact that your skits are visibly off by an intangible comedic amount is what makes them so damn good, along with the writing and delivery. Keep doin what your doing, and thanks for the videos.
I'm starting to think that the director is using these films to launder money or something. There is no way that he's making a profit after releasing three films of this quality. Tommy Wiseau gave Neal Breen and James Nguyen hope. 14:19 The chemistry is amazing 🤣😂
I once used Birdemic in an essay as a positive example of how filmmaking is so much more accessible for people. Now I’m beginning to regret using that example. I didn’t even know there WAS a Birdemic 3
the director probably thought "if i tell people what happens in the greatest movie of all time it'll be jsut like they're watching the greatest movie of all time" Also I wish more people would cite their sources on their opinion about art more often.
Honestly, the Birdemic Trilogy truly has one purpose, and that is to be seen by up and coming directors and actors so they know what NOT to do when making a movie. Love your vids man, greetings from Mexico City
When I heard Nguyen was looking for financing for Birdemic 3, if I'd had the money I would've invested in it just to be on set to see how his mind works. At least this one had the usual staples of really long, awkward walking scenes and shots of cars driving and parking. His films are fascinating, like watching a train crash in slow motion.
I feel like the Birdemic franchise is about continuingly remaking the same movie over and over again, each time adding some ever so slight improvement, until by somewhere around Birdemic 453 they finally get it right and it's actually the decent final product of a watchable movie that they intend to make, and all previous editions where just part of the crafting process...
The poor girl looks so bored on that date. You can almost hear her thoughts " why I did I agree to do this?" I hope she got paid and isn't in this to help her friend.
7:51 What if this is how Neil Breen and James Nguyen actually talk? Like, if you could interview them and ask why their dialogue is so awkward, and then they start giving some stilted answer that's just as awkward as all the characters in their movies. Willing to bet Birdemic 4 will be the best one yet!
Seeing movies and actors like these makes me believe that I would have been at least a not bad actor, and had a chance to make some money, I just can't see these people ever getting hired again.
They were not allowed to act any differently. They took the job because they were paid to and did exactly as the director asked them to. I doubt any of them will use clips from this movie for any auditions in the future because they know exactly how bad it was but the actors had literally no control over that.
Space elevators require materials that might not be physically possible, but they’re a really cool idea. Vertigo is based on a really good French novel that’s somewhat different and definitely worth a read on its own.
I grew up in Santa Cruz so it's fun for me to watch the exterior shots and remember these places. The restaurant at 4:32, the Blue Dolphin, has some amazing calamari and clam chowder. And you can look down at the sea lions that live under the wharf. That's why there's that group of people gathered in the background when they're at the table. Man, I miss that place. Movie's awful though.
Yep, normally Mark's summaries are all I need when it comes to the Birdemic franchise, but as another homesick member of the Santa Cruz diaspora, I guess I'm gonna have to actually drop the 3 bucks to watch this one.
A simple line change- "I love when James Stewart let's Kim Novak run to the tower and fall to her death in Vertigo." would have been great character development.
I think the director knows what he’s doing, I think. lol i want to assume he’s meme’n on purpose and keeping it bad. From the shots, to dialogue, nonstop flubs and etc.
I have been a fan of your channel for years now and everytime I think you'll say "Nope, couldn't make it through this one!"....You push through the pain and finish...Brother...I once played 3 1/2 quarters of Football with a broken foot...I ain't got SHIT on you!! I don't know how you keep from going insane but keep doing it!! Love your content and I'm a fan til ya drop!!
This is on purpose now he is just trying to maintain his "bad" movie status. The first was truly a failed faithful effort, now it's just trying to maintain the brand.
Yknow I didn't watch your stuff for years, I first watched your videos when you had like 3 uploads, now rediscovering your catalog, its like a treasure trove I love it 🙂😄.
Fun fact: Nguyen was on a Vice interview in 2016 saying that Birdemic 3 was the last movie he'll direct and wanted to crowdfund the movie. He tried Indiegogo to reach a $500,000 goal but only got $596 and he then tried Kickstarter for a $230,000 goal and only got $230. So, he only got $826 in total...which might be the whole budget for this sequel. LOL
That’s the question I have in all areas: Art, politics, science, etc. How much is accident and how much is intended? I want to agree with you, that this filmmaker is purposefully making “bad” movies. I’d like to know what the actors actually think. Are they aware or unaware of the relative quality of what they did? Are they all in on the joke?
See everyone but the director is in on the joke. That what makes this fascinating. The actors are clearly in on it but the director isn’t. It truly shows how delusional he is
In interviews he said he really did start out trying to make good artistic films. He said for the 1st birdemic, he thought he was making a true thriller but now he's in on the joke. He said in a recent interview about this film that as long as he can provide 90 minutes to keep the audience laughing then he's happy. He said he went to the reshowing of the first Birdemic and he saw how everyone was laughing and shouting out the lines of the film in mockery & he said although that 1st movie was truly unintentional bad humor, he said he is completely fine with it & wants to make it into a franchise like Child's Play.
@@seanpoulton2446 -- There is a cult that likes this stuff & will pay to see it. I like the unintentional bad movies like his 1st one. I own that on DVD. It's a top 5 all time so bad it's good for sure. I do enjoy the Sharknado & Chucky franchise, I just won't pay money to watch it. Lol. My girlfriend has those ones on DVD & I love watching them but just as long as she's gonna pay to own those monstrosities. 😆 Still great stuff
The perfect quote to represent Birdemic 3. You know... you know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!
The Birdemic series lets you know that it is possible to make a movie worse than the Asylum. It also makes wonder what sequels to other B list films would be like. The Room, Troll 2 , Battlefield Earth, they all deserved another go.
Interesting thing is that guys like Ed Wood were terrible at making movies, yet you could still see the fun and joy coming through them. Movies like this and Neil Breen's stuff are just joyless train wrecks. I would even watch stuff like "The Room" or "Manos" or "Troll 2" ten times over this lifeless pontificating.
Bride of the Monster, Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Violent Years, The Sinister Urge, all so delightfully entertaining, especially when the guys from MST3K/Rifftrax are watching with you.
So to sum up each film: Birdemic1: Sheer ineptitude the movie. Birdemic2: Self-Aware bullsh*t that assumes it doesn't have to try because 'it's meant to stupid' the movie. Birdemic3: conversations about Global-Warming & Alfred Hitchcock claiming to be a movie... The movie.
I do remember hearing that Birdemic 2 & 3 were "bad on purpose" movies. Like, Nguyen was still trying to make a legit film, but the producers knew exactly what they were doing.
In Birdemic I wondered if it was intentionally bad, like Sharknado. Birdemic 2 with the zombies sort of confirmed this for me. Now I'm really confused with Birdemic 3 because these are either the most committed troll film makers of all time, or they truly are not self-aware of how bad this series is. You have to admire the consistency of their work, however terrible it is.
"you want to know one of the things that made Hitchcock a great director? The scenes in his movies had a point." I don't know why, but that one broke me 😂😂😂😂
Awww how I’ve missed you Mark!! And your witty banter 😂❤
The Birds star Tippi Hedren intentionally took part in a 90s tv movie sequel of The Birds, starring a former mens underwear model, because she knew it was going to be a horrible movie.
She still hasn't gotten over how badly Hitchcock treated her during the original and wanted to take a potshot at him. Not everybody's crazy over the guy, I guess.
And yeah, that sequel is all kinds of bad.
It also makes it more interesting for the listener 😉
@@skylx0812 She also appeared in a scene in the James Nguyen movie "Julie and Jack", which featured a bird or birds in a cage, in a nod to the Hitchcock film. I believe her scene was also set in Bodega Bay, though I could be wrong on that last part.
Hitchcock, top shelf...Birdemic biodegradable garbage, who's funding this crap, shyt just give me that money!!!🙏🤔😵💫🤮
The director's motto must be 'If it's broken, don't fix it.'
If it's broken, break it some more.
That was my motto and that's why I have an ex wife.
How about "if it's broken, don't fix it, make another one that's worse".
He needs to know it's broken first. Pssst: He doesn't, he thinks it's perfect.
You mean: “If its a masterpiece, people will love endless copycat sequels.”
This is genuinely inspiring. The hurdle to making a movie of my own feels a lot less intimidating.
I have no doubt your movie will be better! Worse? Better! Wait, what are you going for? Never mind. You can do it!
Making a "movie."
Go for it!!!🙏👍👻❣️
Yes, go for it. you might see Mark review your movie.
We've already had a "Mario" movie.
I hope Birdermic 4 will be co-written and co-directed AND starring Neil Breen. It would be fantastic
I hope, when it comes out, Mark reviews Neil Breen’s sequel to Twisted Pair… though I kinda fear for his sanity if he does! 😅 I don’t know how the hell he made it through _this train wreck!_
The universe would cease to exist if those 2 not only met each other but if they worked together all hope for humanity would be lost forever!!
I feel like Neil would make it so much better. And bearable.
Clashing egos would make it impossible.
@@Lesley_RedRhody based on the trailer for the sequel, Breen is using EVEN MORE GREEN SCREEN THAN EVER BEFORE. I think that nearly every shot in the trailer was green screen.
“A patch work of technical failures” 😂
I can feel the frustration and I love it 😂
"We're all going to die. Go have a lot of sex!"
That guy is the kid from The Room that said "I just like to watch you guys". You can't tell me otherwise. It's all part of the same universe.
Oh hi, Denny.
Oh Denny, Denny, Denny boy...
To me, that's the smoothest pickup line ever. I'm going to use it.
Ha Ha Ha, what a story Andrei!
Denny’s first in-universe appearance was in Terrorvision; when was happy with being asked if he was a part of his parents swingers’ party.
Not gonna lie Mark, the middle portion where you go fairly in depth and break down Hitchcock and his strengths in "The Birds" was really, really well done and super interesting. I'd actually really like to see some videos from you where you do this with other directors and some of their greatest (or your favorite) films. I think you'd have a hit on your hands, dude, you obviously know what you're talking about and your passion shines through!
Hitchcock is actually very easy to comprehend and explain. Everything he did had a purpose, was artistically sound, and most of all-MADE PERFECT SENSE.
For real, it reminded me of when Mark was breaking down the original Jurassic Park in his Dominion review and I also liked it a lot!
I second that motion.
The reason the movie took 10 years after the last one is because the actors got stuck in their comically oversized test tubes and the director had to grow a new batch.
I didn't even know this movie existed!
Now, Mark, tell me why I'm going to regret knowing that it does!
I didn't even know there was a 2, let alone a 3... haha
My sentiments exactly. lol Let us learn and cringe together, brethren.
Me either I was aware of the second birdemic. But the 3 one was such a anomaly release, but at least it’s arguable better than the Jeepers creepers reboot.
SAME! "Birdemic 3? WA...?"
I had no idea this was even a thing, I heard some rumors but no post or article or trailer.
Blows my mind how a 1963 or whatever movie has 100× better visual effects (the birds) than something done today with all the resources we have
Tbf, that movie was made by Alfred Hitchcock, who is considered one of the greatest movie directors ever.
This here, was made by an imbecile.
The world is full of "or whatever" people.
I remember when he was raising money for this monstrosity. He took the wrong lesson from the first movie. People were like it was so bad we feel sorry for him but he doubled down on it and now triple down
He kinda didn't take the wrong lesson from the first movie. there is no universe were you could convince me that with Birdemic 2 they didn't realize the first was bad and leaned into it with the sequel.....If anything it seems like he forgot that people ironically watched the first 2 because they were hilariously bad and Birdemic 2 knew that.
He said in a recent interview that he's in on the joke now, but he admitted that he was really trying to make a serious movie with the 1st one. But now it's a joke & he knows it & he said he's fine with it because at least he can provide amusement for his audience. He said he's going to franchise it like Child's Play
Well birdemic 3 is better than a certain terrible reboot to a horror movie.
You would think he would learn how to write dialogue better.
Honestly, I think the movie can work better if it keep the global warming topic down.
Not-Musk building a space elevator to send our Co2 into orbit is the greatest piece of unintentional parody of TechBro culture I've ever seen.
And also shows how "activists" (like the write/director) has no clue about science and what they're actually fighting for and just parroting what others say.
“We’re sending CO2 directly to the upper atmosphere. Overwhelming the enemy will make them surrender faster, and climate change is fixed as soon as the UN pays my ransom demands.” - Elongated Muskrat
Things in an elevator go up, it's just natural. What's so complicated here?
"In the not-too distant future, next Sunday A.D." #umbilicon
@@clementj yeah, environmental pollution is a real problem, and it's getting worse in certain ways, but this film is really not the way to go about promoting awareness.
It is almost impossible to not progress in a thing while doing it for so long. It's like a kind of art in itself...
Funny how your self insert in that scene seems better filmed than the entire movie.
Movies like these should be considered as proof that aliens had already arrived.
There is no way a normal human thinks these movies are perfect.
I don't think anyone believes they're perfect. It's like Sharknado but worse somehow. They know what they're doing. People are going to watch it because it's so bad, like Velma.
Nguyen made the first Birdemic with genuine intentions. It doesn't matter if people think the sequels are pieces of canine fecal matter and cynical products made to tap into that weird niche of bad movie lovers, the purest intentions spawned this whole franchise!
The true question is if James Nguyen is an actual alien...😅
@@TemperedMedia Duh! Where bad movie and show lovers! The worst that can happen is that Velma is just meh instead of awful...🥱
If the birds are giving us another chance, then Birdemic IV must surely be on the horizon 🦅
Birdemic IV. This time, the birds are back!
I was binging your videos today. I feel like you seem much more happy now than you used to in your old videos. It brings me joy to see you happy, hope you’re doing better now.
He seems the same to me.
@@spankynater4242 it’s possible that I’m seeing things here but I just felt like it 😅
was he suicidal before?
You suffer enough for your art Mark, keep your glorious hair, the skit was hilarious! 😆
Having seen all of Breens movies, he proves your point- he is an alien trying to imitate human life.
I always thought Nguyen heard how Hitchcock is amazingly consistent, and just removed "amazingly".
He's literally a real estate agent...ah, perhaps I'm repeating myself.
I really look forward to your episodes. Is it possible to branch out into slightly more mainstream movies if you expand to:
Horribly Disappointing Movies
Horribly Acted Movies
Or even shorter episodes on
Terrible Soundtracks
Awful Movie Songs
Hilarious Credit Sequences
Thanks for the effort you put into each episode. I believe I’ve seen every entry! They’re fun but I’ve also learned a lot.
PS - Could you discuss a movie term in each vid? For instance in this vid you mentioned color grading and foley. I’d love to learn a little as well as laugh.
Mark, keep doing what you do, and keep up the great work.
God I love pissed of Mark reviews, it feels like old school Mark, the king of deadpan humor delivery.
Each of those scenes looks like an Instagram filter
🤣Right?!
The fact that your skits are visibly off by an intangible comedic amount is what makes them so damn good, along with the writing and delivery. Keep doin what your doing, and thanks for the videos.
I want to see Mark edit one of the Birdemic movies inserting himself, fixing the audio and adding special effects to make it a watchable movie.
I actually thought Birdemic 2 was a deliberate send-up of the original movie.
I'm starting to think that the director is using these films to launder money or something. There is no way that he's making a profit after releasing three films of this quality. Tommy Wiseau gave Neal Breen and James Nguyen hope.
14:19 The chemistry is amazing 🤣😂
I think he crowdfunded this movie so it seems to me that he has found a masochist audience willing to support him
@@natelax1367 That makes more sense. I can't see him putting his own money up for three disastrous films.
He probably makes the movie on half the money he raises and pockets the rest
I played the "Surfer Guy" in the movie! As a fan of your channel for a long time, it was an honor to be part of your review haha
Whoa, that's cool.
Nice!
I can't believe they made a 3.
"Yes! We have to accept our fate - it is death!" 🤣
I came across your comment as soon as that part came up. Lol!
I once used Birdemic in an essay as a positive example of how filmmaking is so much more accessible for people. Now I’m beginning to regret using that example. I didn’t even know there WAS a Birdemic 3
the director probably thought "if i tell people what happens in the greatest movie of all time it'll be jsut like they're watching the greatest movie of all time"
Also I wish more people would cite their sources on their opinion about art more often.
once someone realizes their movie is so bad its good. they become self aware and cant capture that same entertaining garbage magic again
The sad part is that with that self awareness, you at least expect the exposition and messaging to be palatable and natural
Just wanted to say is seeing a new video from you is a highlight of the day. Appreciate your time, effort, and sense of humor.
Mark, everyone tells me that global warming is bad - but I truly had no idea it could get THIS bad!
Honestly, the Birdemic Trilogy truly has one purpose, and that is to be seen by up and coming directors and actors so they know what NOT to do when making a movie.
Love your vids man, greetings from Mexico City
i feel so sorry for the actors who have to say these lines with a straight face
Like “It’s beautiful… just like you.”? I’m just waiting to see a woman of any kind just so I can use that line on her. It’s sure to work.
I'm very glad Neil hasn't improved his craft. I'm excited to see his new film that should be released later this year.
The poster, on the other hand, is really well done! Too bad it's not attached to a better movie.
Yeah like Van Gogh's "Starry Night" style on the poster would give any quality to the movie
Honestly, the poster is the best thing from the movie.
There is nothing James finds hotter than vacuous blonde leading ladies and super hawt sales commission talk!
Alfred Hitchcock (maybe you've heard of him?) liked blonde leading ladies, too.
@@toweypat Alfred Hitchcock? Who dat? 🤣
I think the front cover is beautiful. It reminds me of a Van Gogh starry night sky. But of a Sea Eagle…. I mean a Seagull.
Makes An Inconvenient Truth (which was basically just a Microsoft PowerPoint presentation) look like a Cinematic masterpiece.
When I heard Nguyen was looking for financing for Birdemic 3, if I'd had the money I would've invested in it just to be on set to see how his mind works. At least this one had the usual staples of really long, awkward walking scenes and shots of cars driving and parking. His films are fascinating, like watching a train crash in slow motion.
I feel like the Birdemic franchise is about continuingly remaking the same movie over and over again, each time adding some ever so slight improvement, until by somewhere around Birdemic 453 they finally get it right and it's actually the decent final product of a watchable movie that they intend to make, and all previous editions where just part of the crafting process...
Mark's wig collection has gotta be insane by now
The poor girl looks so bored on that date. You can almost hear her thoughts " why I did I agree to do this?" I hope she got paid and isn't in this to help her friend.
7:51 What if this is how Neil Breen and James Nguyen actually talk? Like, if you could interview them and ask why their dialogue is so awkward, and then they start giving some stilted answer that's just as awkward as all the characters in their movies.
Willing to bet Birdemic 4 will be the best one yet!
Their dialogue is so awkward because of… global warming.
Seeing movies and actors like these makes me believe that I would have been at least a not bad actor, and had a chance to make some money, I just can't see these people ever getting hired again.
They were not allowed to act any differently. They took the job because they were paid to and did exactly as the director asked them to. I doubt any of them will use clips from this movie for any auditions in the future because they know exactly how bad it was but the actors had literally no control over that.
No one will ever know you 😂
Space elevators require materials that might not be physically possible, but they’re a really cool idea.
Vertigo is based on a really good French novel that’s somewhat different and definitely worth a read on its own.
Does the novel explain how he survives hanging off the rain gutter?
The old man bit had me dead lmao
I grew up in Santa Cruz so it's fun for me to watch the exterior shots and remember these places. The restaurant at 4:32, the Blue Dolphin, has some amazing calamari and clam chowder. And you can look down at the sea lions that live under the wharf. That's why there's that group of people gathered in the background when they're at the table. Man, I miss that place. Movie's awful though.
Yep, normally Mark's summaries are all I need when it comes to the Birdemic franchise, but as another homesick member of the Santa Cruz diaspora, I guess I'm gonna have to actually drop the 3 bucks to watch this one.
@@Emanistan Completely understandable.
A simple line change- "I love when James Stewart let's Kim Novak run to the tower and fall to her death in Vertigo." would have been great character development.
People thought the Dark Universe cinematic universe was a terrible idea.....
Wait until they get a load of the James Nguyen cinematic universe...
Great video, Mark, I do enjoy when you point out technical fails.
Holy crap there's a 3rd one I had no idea
This was so awkward to watch. I think I may know why... Climate change.
I think the director knows what he’s doing, I think. lol i want to assume he’s meme’n on purpose and keeping it bad. From the shots, to dialogue, nonstop flubs and etc.
I have been a fan of your channel for years now and everytime I think you'll say "Nope, couldn't make it through this one!"....You push through the pain and finish...Brother...I once played 3 1/2 quarters of Football with a broken foot...I ain't got SHIT on you!! I don't know how you keep from going insane but keep doing it!! Love your content and I'm a fan til ya drop!!
I didn’t even know know Birdemic 3 existed until just now.
I really don’t care for “Vertigo” but I love Hitchcock’s “The Birds.” One great thing about it is no explanation why the birds attack. It just is.
Exactly... and that's the beauty of it, and what makes the whole thing so terrifying.
It just occurred to me that if my last name was a color, I would never ever wear a shirt that was the same as my name.
This is on purpose now he is just trying to maintain his "bad" movie status. The first was truly a failed faithful effort, now it's just trying to maintain the brand.
He obviously decided to go with the flow of today's Hollywood. Make horrible sequel no one asked for and ruin a beloved franchise
Did you know,
that this was the vacation home,
for the great director?
Mr. Alfred Hitchcock.
Such poetry has never been explored in cinema before.
I see they got a discount Zach Galifinackis for a small role....
Yes. You beat me to it. I thought, wow, Zach really went low for this one.
"Builds elevator to send CO2 in space."
All plant life: "Are we a joke to you?"
Dude I look forward to your uploads, thank you for the all the work you do to entertain us
Great video mark! You make mondays so much better!
I didn't think it was possible to have more wooden acting than the first two. These actors may actually BE mannequins.
Exposure so bad that I had to check my computer's brightness setting
Yknow I didn't watch your stuff for years, I first watched your videos when you had like 3 uploads, now rediscovering your catalog, its like a treasure trove I love it 🙂😄.
The biggest mistake is not calling it Birdemic 3: Seagle
Fun fact: Nguyen was on a Vice interview in 2016 saying that Birdemic 3 was the last movie he'll direct and wanted to crowdfund the movie. He tried Indiegogo to reach a $500,000 goal but only got $596 and he then tried Kickstarter for a $230,000 goal and only got $230.
So, he only got $826 in total...which might be the whole budget for this sequel. LOL
Not only is this video hilarious (for good reasons), the tribute to the master, Alfred Hitchcock, was just awe inspiring. Nicely done, Mark!
6:24 using the alien analogy is what they used on describing Tommy Wiseau when he filmed The Room
I presume he did all this deliberately. I'm glad I've never seen one of these movies. I appreciate your sacrifice.
That’s the question I have in all areas: Art, politics, science, etc. How much is accident and how much is intended? I want to agree with you, that this filmmaker is purposefully making “bad” movies. I’d like to know what the actors actually think. Are they aware or unaware of the relative quality of what they did? Are they all in on the joke?
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That was the most anguished "Why?" I've ever heard anyone ask in my entire life 😢😢
Damn Another Birdemic, wonder if there’s gonna be MORE!
Birdemic Cinematic Universe when?
James Nguyen's IMDB has an upcoming 4th movie listed!
@@zenhaelcero8481 Wow 😳Poor Mark, He's gonna review another One of these!
A birdemic multiverse movie will happen at some point. It should be called Birdemic into the birdverse of madness.
@@bearerofbadnews1375 "Birdemic 6: The Birdemicening - Birdemicer With A Vengeance"
That winery scene made me gasp in horror and disbelief.
Maybe….more horror than in a Hitchcock film? (yeah! Unintended horror achieved!)
AT THIS POINT DON'T WE THINK HE'S MAKING IT BAD ON PURPOSE?
See everyone but the director is in on the joke. That what makes this fascinating. The actors are clearly in on it but the director isn’t. It truly shows how delusional he is
In interviews he said he really did start out trying to make good artistic films. He said for the 1st birdemic, he thought he was making a true thriller but now he's in on the joke. He said in a recent interview about this film that as long as he can provide 90 minutes to keep the audience laughing then he's happy. He said he went to the reshowing of the first Birdemic and he saw how everyone was laughing and shouting out the lines of the film in mockery & he said although that 1st movie was truly unintentional bad humor, he said he is completely fine with it & wants to make it into a franchise like Child's Play.
@@flaccidego4291 so he still has no comprehension of how to make a film watchable
@@seanpoulton2446 -- There is a cult that likes this stuff & will pay to see it. I like the unintentional bad movies like his 1st one. I own that on DVD. It's a top 5 all time so bad it's good for sure.
I do enjoy the Sharknado & Chucky franchise, I just won't pay money to watch it. Lol. My girlfriend has those ones on DVD & I love watching them but just as long as she's gonna pay to own those monstrosities. 😆 Still great stuff
@@flaccidego4291 I mean I love bad movies too but sometimes you get stuff that’s so incompetent like After Last Season, it’s pretty much unwatchable
"The alien" example is just .....sublime.
Think of the huge carbon footprint the movie left!
I live here! Santa Cruz CA haha!
Thanks for another awesome video, I always look forward to them.
The perfect quote to represent Birdemic 3.
You know... you know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!
The Birdemic series lets you know that it is possible to make a movie worse than the Asylum. It also makes wonder what sequels to other B list films would be like. The Room, Troll 2 , Battlefield Earth, they all deserved another go.
Interesting thing is that guys like Ed Wood were terrible at making movies, yet you could still see the fun and joy coming through them. Movies like this and Neil Breen's stuff are just joyless train wrecks. I would even watch stuff like "The Room" or "Manos" or "Troll 2" ten times over this lifeless pontificating.
Bride of the Monster, Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Violent Years, The Sinister Urge, all so delightfully entertaining, especially when the guys from MST3K/Rifftrax are watching with you.
I like how the red letter media review pointed out that weird inconsistency with the cameras how some parts are darker than the others
Mark's appearance not matching the actor in that scene kinda makes sense to me, it plays along with the inconsistency of the movie.
All I can think of from watching this video of the movie I did not know existed, or needed to exist, is "that poor mid-engine Corvette."
The bizarre thing is, in this digital age, all of the visual issues could easily be corrected with a few clicks of a mouse.
These movies only work when they fail spectacularly despite giving a genuine effort; the first Birdemic movie at least gave off that impression.
It's crazy that he loves Alfred Hitchcock so much yet has learned absolutely nothing from him.
Once the badness becomes self aware its not funny anymore.
He bought the whole drone, he's going to use the whole drone.
When a whole franchise has been entirely IA generated.
Then again, at this point even chat gpt could probably craft a far better movie on all fronts.
So to sum up each film:
Birdemic1: Sheer ineptitude the movie.
Birdemic2: Self-Aware bullsh*t that assumes it doesn't have to try because 'it's meant to stupid' the movie.
Birdemic3: conversations about Global-Warming & Alfred Hitchcock claiming to be a movie... The movie.
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I do remember hearing that Birdemic 2 & 3 were "bad on purpose" movies. Like, Nguyen was still trying to make a legit film, but the producers knew exactly what they were doing.
This is the f-movie equivalent of rebooting Baywatch after several decades of nobody caring
17:42 I honestly didn't even think it was a different person until you pointed it out
Think I'll make Birdemic 4 if it gets me this kind of attention
In Birdemic I wondered if it was intentionally bad, like Sharknado. Birdemic 2 with the zombies sort of confirmed this for me. Now I'm really confused with Birdemic 3 because these are either the most committed troll film makers of all time, or they truly are not self-aware of how bad this series is. You have to admire the consistency of their work, however terrible it is.
It’s both. He’s in on the joke but he is still incompetent