THE DARK SOULS REMASTERED EXPERIENCE
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- YO I STARTED THIS GANGSTA SHIT AND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING THANKS I GET
It has been 14 months since ZeroLenny™ and Impostor Lenny last spoke. After The Salt and Sanctuary Experience, ZeroLenny™ spent roughly £1.2 Billion on buying out the worlds entire supply of Spice which started the now infamous Spicy War of 1855. During the war, ZeroLenny™ had to call upon the help his longtime ally Gwyn to take the conflict head on. After numerous counts of manslaughter and Class A alcohol abuse cases Gwyn and ZeroLenny™ finally crushed the resistance. However just before doing so, Gwyn betrayed ZeroLenny™ in the last seconds of the Spice Summit of 1689. Now defeated, ZeroLenny™ lived in hiding on his Hawaiian retreat for roughly 400 years plotting his revenge.
In recently years ZeroLenny™ happened upon Impostor Lenny who originally only came to the island for directions to the nearest pub. After many fights, smash hit #1 summer albums, and nights spent in mutual hate for weeboos, the two become best friends. In 2018 ZeroLenny™ was finally ready to take the war back to Gwyn but he knew he couldn't do it alone. Although he knew it was risky, he recruited Impostor Lenny by spiking his drinks with Whiskey, Meth, Pernod, Paint-Stripper, Mr Sheen, Break Fluid, and Drambuie (you have to put something in for the girls). When Impostor Lenny woke he was back at fucking Firelink Shrine with ZeroLenny™.
This is their story.
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Special Thanks to:
Fucking nobody I did all this shit by myself.
The ZeroLenny Discord for being lit as fuck: / discord
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More effort was put in this video than the remaster itself
Pleebes BURNED.
Pleebes Damn...
Over kill.
Lenny could have played footage from the og ds1 and called it remastered and nobody would notice
That burn was so hot you restarted the age of fire
Thanks for the IGN stratagy guide daddy
Everyone knows the 9gag comments are better smh
Hearts for everyone except for ymfah, FeelsBadMan
Master key noise
Nice
Ymfah you are still my best ds youtuber
ZeroLenny's death count from all Souls games and related in order by release. (DLCs go with the respected game):
Dark Souls II:
Miscellaneous (Non-boss enemies/Named non-bosses/accidents/Invaders): 33
The Last Giant: 2
The Pursuer: 0
Ruin Sentinels: 6
The Lost Sinner:0
Scorpioness Najka: 0
Prowling Magus/Congregation: 0
The Duke's Dear Freja: 0
Skeleton Lords: 0
Covetous Demon: 0
Mytha, the Baneful Queen: 0
Old Iron King: 0
The Rotten: 0
Dragonrider/Dragonrider: 1
Looking Glass Knight: 0
Demon of Song: 0
Velstadt, the Royal Aegis: 12
Guardian Dragon: 0
Giant Lord: 1
Throne Watcher/Throne Defender: 0
Nashandra: 0
Elana, the Squalild Queen: 1
Sinh, the Slumbering Dragon: 0
Fume Knight: 10
Sir Alonne: 0
Aava, the King's Pet: 0
Burnt Ivory King: 5
Total: 72
Dark Souls III:
Miscellaneous: 18
Iudex Gundyr: 0
Vordt of the Boreal Valley: 0
Crystal Sage: 0
Deacons of the Deep: 0
Abyss Watchers: 3
High Lord Wolnir: 0
Pontiff Sulyvahn: 10
Aldrich, Devourer of Gods: 0
Yhorm the Giant: 5
Dancer of the Boreal Valley: 8
Dragonslayer Armour: 3
Lothric, Younger Prince/ Lorian, Elder Prince: 1
Soul of Cinder: 0
Curse-Rotted Greatwood: 0
Old Demon King: 0
Oceiros, the Consumed King: 0
Champion Gundyr: 0
Ancient Wyvern: 0
The Nameless King: 15
Champion's Gravetender/Gravetender's Greatwolf: 3
Sister Friede/Father Ariandel/Blackflame Friede: 19
Demon in Pain/Demon from Below/Demon Prince: 8
Darkeater Midir: 7
Spear of the Church: 0
Slave Knight Gael: 3
My Total: 103
Lenny's: 63
Dark Souls I:
Miscellaneous: 27
Asylum Demon: 0
Taurus Demon: 2
Bell Gargoyle: 5
Pinwheel: 1
Capra Demon: 0
Gaping Dragon: 2
Chaos Witch Quelaag: 4
Iron Golem: 3
Dragon Slayer Ornstein/Executioner Smough: 22
Seath the Scaleless: 1
Ceaseless Discharge: 0
Demon Firesage: 0
Centipede Demon: 0
Bed of Chaos: 4
Gravelord Nito: 4
Great Grey Wolf Sif: 1
Four Kings: 6
Gwyn, Lord of Cinder: 0
Sanctuary Guardian: 3
Knight Artorias: 12
Manus, Father of the Abyss: 5
Black Dragon Kalameet: 1
Total: 103
Bloodborne:
Miscellaneous: 22
Cleric Beast: 4
Father Gascoigne: 2
Blood-Starved Beast: 1
Vicar Amelia: 6
The Witch of Hemwick: 0
Shadow of Yharnam: 8
Rom, the Vacuous Spider: 5
The One Reborn: 1
Amygdala:6
Celestial Emissary: 1
Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos: 12
Micolash, Host of the Nightmare: 2
Mergo's Wet Nurse: 8
Ludwig the Accursed/the Holy Blade: 10
Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower: 15
Orphan of Kos: 46
Gerhman, the First Hunter: 0
Moon Presence: 1
Total: 155
Demon Souls:
Miscellaneous: 29
Vanguard: 1
Phalanx: 2
The Tower Knight: 3
Armor Spider: 3
Flamelurker: 12
Fool's Idol: 0
Maneater: 9
Adjudicator: 1
Old Hero: 8
Leechmonger: 0
Dirty Colossus: 0
Dragon God: 0
Old Monk: 0
Storm King: 0
Maiden Astraea: 0
Penetrator: 7
Old King Allant: 44
King Allant: 0
Total: 155
Dark Souls I Remastered:
Miscellaneous: 24
Asylum Demon: 0
Taurus Demon: 0
Bell Gargoyle: 3
Pinwheel: 0
Moonlight Butterfly: 0
Capra Demon: 0
Gaping Dragon: 1
Chaos Witch Quelaag: 6
Iron Golem: 0
Dragon Slayer Ornstein/Executioner Smough: 43
Great Grey Wolf Sif: 0
Four Kings: 4
Seath the Scaleless: 1
Dark Sun Gwyndolin: 1
Crossbreed Priscilla: 0
Ceaseless Discharge: 0
Centipede Demon: 0
Bed of Chaos: 0
Gravelord Nito: 8
Sanctuary Guardian: 4
Knight Artorias: 15
Manus, Father of the Abyss: 13
Black Dragon Kalameet: 0
Gwyn, Lord of Cinder: 0
Total: 123
Overall total number of Lenny deaths: 671 times Lenny has died in this series.
Took me a better part of the day to do this...
this easily deserves the most likes.
Tell me, was it worth it?
557deadpool it took six hours to go through each video, check the numbers, and add them up so no it wasn't.
Tubplunger T.P dammit, I was hoping you'd reference Infinity War like me 😭
557deadpool really? Shit. I've never seen Infinity War so I had no idea anyway.
This is fucking gold why didn't I know this existed earlier
you're a legend my guy love you longtime xo
Gods finally meet
Bless us on this day 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Dumbshits guide run when?
good to know that you actually listened to your stream chat
Cause you were dead for like 2 fuckin years dad.
You know what I love about Lenny. Every video is so damn similiar, same jokes, same formula, motivational speech when he keeps losing.
And they are still always fresh
He beat the first form of pinwheel before he had time to assemble his army of pinwheel clones... with a broken straight sword... EXPOSED!1!!1
just got off the phone with pinwheels mam an she told us the clones where too busy sucking off ya dad stfu
Y O U D I E D (✖╭╮✖)
*airhorns*
SunlightBlade You meant your channel?
Jk.Love ya
damn, lightning stick exposes lenny.
I can't believe you do this to yourself
Indeimaus why don't you do a video on dark souls?
Edgy indeimaus
Leave my growing baby boy alone Indeimaus.
Top ten trees remastered
When is top 10 holes remastered?
Now do it again with the just the Straight Sword Hilt.
InfernoPlus In NG+, Gravelorded
ng+6 with a broken straight sword hilt
Ng+6 broken straight sword hilt no rolling no running
Don't forget no lock on and no estus
With no upgrades to the straight sword hilt.
I gotta wonder what the characters of the Souls games think when they see ZeroLenny. A crazy guy in a dress using a broken sword to kill gods. Seeing that has gotta trigger some kind of existential crisis.
... or just remind them of SlaveKnight Gael.
They weren't prepared for the S P I C E
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 Ya'll throw them pans like a mum throwing her slipper to her daughter on the other side of the continent
Norvolo Gael doesn't wear a dress, he's completely different.
@@SorowFame his stupid hat gives the same impression a dress would
17:45 "this is lazyer than a Fighter PL video". That shit killed me.
Those 4 kings seem like good fellas ngl
where do you get off
Stealin my cameos bish smhmhmhmh
AsmodeusJones how thicc u think vaatis mom is?
Lemmings-Gaming thick as a bowl of oatmeal
The TTS Lenny interacting with the IRL Lenny is one of the best things to happen to your channel.
Thank you, I'm glad people gave this a chance :)
why dont you fucking heart my comments you canuckistan missile sponge
ZeroLenny I leik both ur voices
Kermit The Frog you are the equivalent of s stale tortilla
joko49perez I agree.
A broken broken sword. You're the absolute mad lad Lenny.
That speech during Ornstein and Smough made me tear up. "You gotta walk past you to go work."
anyone know what its from?
Yeah make me cry laughing at how dumb it was
ET Eric Thomas
Motivational Speech Guy: You have to match the effort of your enemy!
Me: Stares into the mouth of hell
C L E R I C I N T E N S I F I E S
The FTH/LUK (Tonberry) build is real if you are phenomenally willed
"I can't believe they made a level out of my upload schedule."
Iconic. Truly iconic.
Honestly Lenny, your finest work yet.
You never cease to entertain but this blew everything out of the water.
....
APART FROM SMASH EXPERIENCE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
And goose news.
lmao go back to commenting on game grumps videos :^)
This almost made me choke up, The smash expirience was funny, I couldnt hold it its such a classic game of fuckery
3 certainties in life:
Death
Taxes
Good quality videos from ZeroLenny
I love how Lenny and Lenny are now seperate characters in the same video.
Nice Lenny and Spicy Lenny
The man, the myth, the legend. Internationally known, locally respected it's the Lenny.
WE DEMAND "THE DRAGONS DOGMA EXPERIENCE"
I agree let's goo
minimum power solo sorcerer @Travis Cayton
And the Kingdoms of Amalur experience
well you start with rusted weapons sooo... i guess unupgraded rusted weapons (and no ranged class for full fuckery)
rusted sword maybe?
THERE ARE NO WINNERS THIS TIME
ON TAKESHIS CASTLE
Midas have u seen vaatis mom tho... She thicccccccccccccccc
They always ask *where* is the Lenny
But they never ask *h o w* is the Lenny
Secret Agent Randy Beans :(
*Who* is the Lenny? 🤔
Kinoksis *why* is the Lenny?
Secret Agent Randy Beans *when* is the Lenny?
DorkN.Dooper what is the Lenny?
The funny thing is you can't even tell if he is playing the original or the remaster.
@Black ZeN96 not if you playef on pc. I asume you mean spells?
@Black ZeN96 have you seen the side by side footage. Most areas look exactly the same, if not slightly better. And slightly better isnt worth 20 bucks. A remaster impiles massively better graphics especially if it cost money to owners.
Not to metion it might be riped from dsfix due to haveing the same expoits as dsfix(most notable, the iatio glitch)
If you want more info go watch infurnoplus's vids on it. He compares it to other remasters and goes in depths on somethings. That actually look MUCH worse in the remaster
@dou jin "fan boying" A REMASTERED GAME HAS NO GRAPHIC SETTINGS
And The game litteraly has some stuff look worse (rolling is a prime example)
you cant tell because the original was already a masterpiece. so stfu.
(make sure to read in zerolennys robo-voice.)
You can spot the difference in the particle effects, otherwise there isn't much to go off.
At the beginning I thought that this was a bad video with bad jokes, but in the end I knew that this man was a god in human form(you have me respect)
ZeroLenny is the actual manifestation of the Chosen Undead.
I’m diggin this collab between the real Lenny and the knock off Lenny.
Man...how many hours of inspirational black man speeches do you have?
balwinder345 to be honest about 50hrs plus. I listen to them, cut them up, and place them how I like to music
ZeroLenny where is this one from?
C'mon Lenny, you can't hide the truth forever!
I acc want this one
Some top tier Bottom references in the description
probably my biggest inspiration for comedy
and 3:14
Oh look.. Another foxy stoat. Sod off... Get to soddery.
Hmm... I think this video isn't *SPICY* enough...
*using broken broken sword*
OMG SO MUCH SPICE!
When the screen went black at 9:20 i saw the beautiful reflection of me sitting on be shitter. 10/10 would watch again
Having two voices converse with each other is a fantastic idea and I hope you continue to do it.
ZeroLenny goes insane but in H I G H R E S O L U T I O N
Now u gotta do it on the switch
Issac Wonderly 😂 👍
Issac Wonderly dance pad
I'm gonna
in the rythm of sweet victory
ii CQ9 yes
Lenny, just so you know, I watch all of these Experience videos weekly. thank you for making such quality content
xx
For some reason, the running gag of an enemy yelling "PUSSY" every time they knock you into a death pit never fails to make me laugh.
*sees Lenny hitting a wall with the broken straight sword* oh no.. No Lenny! Don't! Not even you can handle this sort of spice
That's heretical, believing that the GOD of Spice can't handle such spice is simply preposterous.
That motivation speech brought a tear to my eye this time.
know the name of the track that plays during it\?
What is the speech?
Чингиз Сабденов I'm not 100% sure but I think it's from the Batman Begins soundtrack by Hans Zimmer
close, but not quiet
Чингиз Сабденов What is it then?
That fighter pl roast was hotter than the lava.
Logan Bilbrey its all because fighter didnt put him in a ds youtubers video :D
F1nery fighter pl makes garbage videos
I hope, next year there will be a "THE SEKIRO EXPERIENCE" :)
MrNyakas Too bad the game will only have about 2 weapons...
There is no stat levelling or different weapons in that game so he might have to do a different challenge, like upside down controller or something
I’d prefer GHOSTS OF TSUSHIMA EXPERIENCE
doubt it, lenny hates weebs (i do too)
Yet he played Nioh
When you realized the broken straight sword is still more reliable then the Artorious sword
*artorias
And your suppost to use the abyss greatsword if you want a viable artorias sword
@@doomslayer9199 supposed*
using both voices genius idea lenny, love u and ur vids forever mate
"this is lazier than a fighter.pl video"
Damn boi.
I actually like fighter yet i still think its funny😆
@@commandershepaaarrrdwrex2881 It's a solid burn.
@@LordTyph it really is XD
Tbh you make some of the best gaming content this site has to offer.
And btw dont worry about your upload schedule. Always remember quality over quantity
Hahaha you missed stray demon do it again xD
and the demon fire sage
skelskii Nah, he fought Centipede Demon so he must’ve killed Firesage.
@@qazx1427 You can skip Firesage by joining the covenant near the Demon Ruins entrance
Coldrev E. That skips centipede demon too
Unless he backtracks to centipede demon (obviously didn’t happen)
" YOU DONT JUST CHUG AWAY "
This is literally one of the most entertaining videos I’ve seen in like 3 months. The dynamic with the old man and you talking to each other was also extremely funny. Seriously, this is awesome! Keep up the good work man
Cameron MacDonald Umm. The “old man” is actually Lenny. He’s just British.
@Robert Dolcetti you obviously dont know what australians sound like then
Fair enough I guess. I don’t know a ton on Australians. I’m just basing that statement off the few British people I know and the few Australians I know.
7:21
Just the Pikachu screaming killed me xD
PikAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
just rewatched and gotta say, nice
Whenever someone uses Earthquake
I didn't like the actual Lenny voice in the other vids, but using it with the Zero Lenny voice as two characters interacting is wonderful. Love the vid
[fights ornstein and smough with broken broken straight sword] how much spare time do you have!?
this has by far been my favorite video by lenny, i love everything about this channel and sincerely hope the best for him.
I'm still waiting for Chalice Dungeons.
It’s here now lel
Oh shit fellas, the spicy boi is back
*Aiming gun*
But which one is the REAL ZeroLenny?
Slammurai *Don’t-listen-to-him. He’s-obviously-a-robot.*
cant wait for "THE SEKIRO EXPERIENCE"
What is that?
@@nannerdunlocke1231 the new ninja game
Around 10 mins, you broke me. I actually cried, because of how bad shits been and you absolutely moved me... Thank you.
Teasing us with that Calamity Ring bit? You just sentenced yourself to eventually re-doing everything but with double the damage taken xD
For real though, very nice video, the effort really shows.
Hew my man sounds like he's from Teesside. Love the bids boiiiii
up the fucking boro
ZeroLenny Every time I hear that I get flashbacks to Sumo and cry tequila
Ay shit I live in the fuckin boro
Finally, something good from that town!
the eddie from bottom voice omg i love you
this fucking guy gets this
Thank you so much for all the time, love, patience, and effort you give these videos. You're absolutely amazing.
4:52
*d o y o u w a n t a f u c k i n g s l a p ?*
Listen carefully.
That's *both* of them saying that...
Never klicked so fast in my entire life
yo same
*clicked
WE’RE BACK BOYS
Btw I actually died the very first time fighting Pinhweel: I was lv 10/11 and fat rolling
Good times, good times...
Emma Lee you were so bad*
Emma Lee well it was 2011, so... thanks? I guess?
"40 dollar better spend on Miyazaki's mum" 🤣
DarkFeels
Ouch.
I love how violent Lenny is towards himself truly amazing
i love at the end his equipment broken as he is fighting with a broken sword while wearing the calamity ring that doubles the damage taken, no not spicy enough for me. i'm going to go back and play guitar hero with a donkey kong bongos, i bid a good day to you sir.
21:24
ZeroLenny: Hey Kalameet
Kalameet: mate I would let you sniff my dad
ZeroLenny: Can I sniff your dad?
Kalameet: but hes in anor londo with a fukin drak sword
10/10 Perfect storywriting, lines skipped not even once.
Kalameet is a true bro.
Cant wait for your next vid in December!
4:04 When the weapon is so bad, u have to break it like a glass bottle to deal a bit more damage...
I remember the original dark souls experience and have I never gone through so many emotions at once. Thank you Lenny, you helped me remember those feelings😁
I have to say, really didn't expect the motivational talk midway through the video
The castlevania sotn experience
Goddamnit I STILL wanted to listen to Lenny's nature show on the Endangered Mushroom People
:(
Anytime someone says "dark souls is hard", show them this video to prove how wrong they are.
Heres a better way. Tell them that if you break the broken sword it becomes the highest damage tier weapon possible
@@nannerdunlocke1231 here's a better idea tell them sorcerers are a legit PvP build and no one will be pissed if they use that online
12:17 The two hits on beat. 11/10 editing
Gotta entertain himself whole editing
11:44 got me pumped af
23:53 is kinda like the best Thing i've ever Seen
This video is incredible and you are an absolute mad man !
I think it would be cool if you did a enter the gungeon experience.
Jerry Seinfeld I agree
Your prayers have been answered
Now skip to NG++7 and do it all again with level 1
Also don't use estus or rolling (it has been done before)
You also have to play with no hands, and be blind filded
What's the difference between Dark Souls Remastered and the Dark Souls Experience Remastered?
In the latter case the Remaster is actually as fun as the original.
it's been a good fucking year for the lenny. Glad I was here to witness it.
I wonder how many times they're gonna use the seppuku joke in Sekiro
You should have just reuploaded the first one and put different words over it
I have no content 4 u It shouldn't have even had different words. It should have been exactly the same with some extra effects here and there.
I have no content 4 i doubt anyone would have noticed the difference lol
My ass will be looking like the Japanese flag after all this spice
Max Galan kek
17:49
Hot as Lava roast, Makes me feel Hollow!
They should call you Todd Howard because this video seems familiar
And I still watched it
This video has been masterfully edited. I've not laughed at a youtube video like this in YEARS!
Dad: Why are you crying so goddamn much
Me:
This Video took way more time to make, then the developers spent on making this remaster.😂 Sorry for bad english.
Pause at 5:50 for the real Lenny experience.
i was unprepared
i know we all like to meme and laugh about your videos but Imma take a second to just be amazed at how GOOD yoiu are at these games.
It's fascinating how you set yourself a handicap and still manage to absolutely decimate the bosses. Great job mate
The aunty donna bits make a great video even better
Same game, more bugs but still pretty princesses
I want to be Ornstein and Smough's band
0:38 Still my favorite part of the whole video
Fuckin asshole PITCH!🤣
Of bloody course! The week after I manage to lose my broken straightsword run save this gets uploaded. Well, guess I'll have to start over and try 'n catch up!
Great work on the video, by the way!
just when I thought we lost a major legend the lenny puts out another baller video
This is too lit for me
Jarl Balgruuf Wth you're here too?
Hello sir.
*Perfection*
The Sadness in my Heart when He killed Capra with a broken broken sword and i cant even with normal Gear
Wasn't sure if I was going to stick around for the whole video, then the Aunty Donna wine sketch audio got me haha
Absulutely amazing and funny as usual Lenny. Best self-torture sessions on TH-cam