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Boe jiden
My nama chegg
gay
Bababooey
Chad: "...we'll have a haircut."
Max: "I won't"
He lied, R.I.P. luscious locks
That hair coulda been donated to a starving african child
@@kandyburra Hair Cake 2: Last Strand of Redemption
U down bad
@@ilikefeet1115 how tf? I just said his long hair was gone lmfao
6:25 “Does it breaks the sound of light?”
Deep thoughts right there.
What about the light of sound though...?
"let the nuts drag"
Deep throats right there.
Max: holds a piece of paper saying there's a little fella on here.
Chad: "Oi, look what I got." *pulls out a taser*
lil' fella vs taser is the new canon
A battle for the ages
Max running in fear for the fourth time while chad laughs maniacally wearing steampunk goggles and holding a taser is a whole ass mood.
I was crying bruh
what mood would that be
Why is this slightly differently worded than the other top comment
16:22
Its all those filthy frank flashbacks
The scene where Chad throws the drone at Max, it bounces off his Freakin Epic Steampunk Diver Helmet, and hits him back in the face was fucking comedy gold
When I first read this comment I hadn't made it to that point in the video and I seriously thought you were joking, this channel is a fever dream
Reminded me of the clip of that baby orangutan accidentally hitting itself and crying lmao
13:58
istant karma
"Traveling faster than the sound of light". I love chad
damn that is deep
Do a thing with Chad
Next video idea?
Can you make a fidget spinner fly faster Than the sound of light?
@@johnfran3218 nobody cares god is dead and you have killed him
Chad's wild laughter in the steam punk gear is both hilarious and terrifying.
Brooo, i noticed that also it was funny af 😂😂😂🤣😂
+ with the taser he looks like some crack scientist
The exact thing I was coming to comment
Fuckin hilarious
I would buy a shirt of that
Next episode is straight up going to be: "Hey, guys. Welcome back to Cold Ones, today we'll be doing everything in our power to make sure we die in an electrical fire".
And in the end all that burned was their retinas... Those lasers are scary, you NEED good goggles to use them, no exceptions.
Nah it's fine, we love being blind it's so much fun
Help me
OH MY GOOOODDD!!!!
Look at this little character.
Chad laughing maniacally while holding a taser and wearing a steampunk hat and goggles while Max is in a corner is not something I thought I needed
"what's this? wait...hold on, lookit this..
it's a funny little psychopath"
cringe
@@MoeruOkamii cringe
and also max is wielding a katana
You need a dad
The toy hamster laughing hystericaly while getting beaten to death was incredible
That had me crying with laughter
@@noahwhite6817 I hardly ever cry with laughter but that caught me off guard hahahaha
That was some funny shit, my god.
His guts fell out
Finally Chinese hamster 🐹
I know it’s a meme saying “this used to be a podcast channel” but you guys are still crankin banger after banger week after week. Thanks and god bless boys!
this used to be a podcast channel
The main land china giving them the early present , covid
"this is our job we cant just do the old stuff we used to we have to tone it down" Max
The rona is bad over there in Australia so they are still on lock down I’m pretty sure. So that’s why they can’t have guest on.
you mean 2 weeks after 2 weeks
15:21 I literally almost skipped a heartbeat watching that.
Bro same
Same 😂
I physically jumped a little 🤣
I feel like the recurring taser is chad’s revenge for the recurring little egg fella
We need more lil fellers
context?
funny little character there
“Hey Chad check this out… he’s got little glasses”
Oh....what? Look at this little feller, he's got sunglasses on.
The eggwave guy is my favourite reoccurring gag from anything ever
You mean that cute little character? You seen it?
@@BrookeKatherine. that funny little character with glasses?
@@whyme4512 Yeah, he’s a cute little character!
@@BrookeKatherine. Oh wow look, they put a cute little character here.
@@KaraDabbe Did you see his little glasses??
Chad is personally responsible for at least 3 wildfires in the past 10 years. Now that he's upgraded his arsenal with several tasers and a laser he's sure to finally break his old record.
Runfoerbud?
I’m impressed by how many illegal items made it through customs 😂
Because they're incompetent.
This is why I’m happy I live in the U.S…. We can actually own cool toys that go boom or zap.
how tf are stun guns and slingshots illegal
@@Acaidia cause Australia have laws 🤔 but I wish we could have some kind of protection like pepper spray 😭
@@delgirl42 i was about to say ya'll don't even get to have mild self-defense items
Chad throws a thing on the ground and breaks it. “This is just like Minecraft”.
Ikr baby's are so cool
U can tell max still has flashbacks from the filthy frank days with that taser.. He had straight fear in his eyes
i miss them dearly.
And the chef movie
11:56 Lol, I personally highly appreciate this little recurring meme that they bring at least once an episode
Actually burst out laughing from that scene
look, hes got little glasses. funny little guy
there's like a little egg character right there
Had me litteraly crying 🤣
i love chad telling max not to shine the laser at anything that reflects immediately after being yelled at by yuri for doing the exact same thing
Max's recurring meme: Funny little egg character
Chad's recurring meme: Taser
The original video of the little egg character made me fucking die laughing. God I haven’t laughed like that in forever
gag
@@Ona1000 Same! That's one of those videos I watch over and over again when I feel bad 😆
The fact they sell these permanently blinding lasers to children, let alone Max and Chad is scary
And people play with their pets with them ;(
@@sadmermaid You'd have to be really fucking stupid to have some laser fun with your cat if said laser literally burns your floors.
Styropyro has taught us to not fuck with cheap lasers
@@BlockyRaptor you know it
@@TheLukasDirector yeah no shit but people are fkn stupid. And yeah Styropyro did a vid buying lasers off ebay and all of them were insanely overpowered and possibly dangerous, even before he started modding them.
Chad laughing manically while wielding the taser and wearing the steampunk outfit is the beginning of a villain arc
And max should be the long lost brother of chad who comes to the rescue of the world.
7:21 did he... did he actually...😂
11:56
9:11
Watching them is like watching toddlers when they're left alone, it's so entertaining
Toddlers with knives and lighters.
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear po
@@AxxLAfriku get well soon
@@AxxLAfriku I love your videos god 🙏🙏
@@AxxLAfriku your videos are bad
This was so much fun to watch can we have another
Reminds me of when you leave kids alone in a room full of objects to play with when a responsible adult isn't around to supervise them 🤣🤣
X2
whats up checkmark
See you in 10 months
Next month
Chad’s taser bit gives off the same vibes as Max’s little eggwave man except with exponentially more violence
Probably a revenge for trying to put the egg man back again
The little egg fella had sunglasses on!
Lil character
Its like in SuperMega when Ryan pretends to vomit on Matt because hes scared of vomit
Gotta give it to Chad and Max for staying true to the memes! Not hating on Joji and Ian. they're doing their own thing and killing it. But Max n Chad are like nah we're going to stand by this cancer and make it work.
I’m surprised that entire studio hasn’t burnt down by now…
Oh it’s come close
at least they got the fire extinguisher in arms reach now :D
when they were setting liquor on fire while having spilled it everywhere and having all the damn bottles still opened, Jesus, we almost had to watch that episode on liveleak
It's going to make an epic video, though.
That time their curtains caught on fire.
That laser they have would literally burn someone’s retinas out in a split second, and you just hear chad “my eyes hurt”
Just looking at it damages their eyes. They need glasses for lasers like that (and not cheap protection glasses, because they wont do a good job).
@@Poodleinacan exactly
@@SpaceAtomz The TH-camr Styropyro has an extended video library on that stuff.
@@Poodleinacan the steampunk glasses would probably do it
@@damiensanders7016 unlikely. It's not about how dark they are, but about what frequency of light it blocks.
There are many cheap laser protection glasses that can be bought online, but none of them can actually block the light they are supposedly made for.
A good set of glasses (that is also made for the colour of the laser you are gonna use) will make the laser invisible to you.
Also, those cheap Chinese high-powered lasers are imperfect. Instead of getting a pure colour, you'll get a certain colour that also makes unwanted different frequencies of colour (you may not be able to perceive it, but it makes the protection glasses less reliable).
Max " look at this egg fella kinda cute"
Chad "hey check this out ....a taser"
"Give me a watermelon or a child" while max waves around a sword gets me every time
"Finally, Chinese Hamster." "FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER"
FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER
FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER
FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER
FIIIII NUHHHH LEEEEEEEE
10:09
Chad's taser is gonna be an equal meme to Max's funny little egg character
Have you seen this? There's a little feller on it, with sunglasses.
@@alpertek2549 who's that little fella??
@@barebonesjones this little egg character
@@alpertek2549 lmaooooo
I came here to say exactly that. Prezoh should've been on the ball and used the same clip of Max running away each time.
Put down the fucking Subway and do your job, Prezoh.
Scaring Max with the taser is the new “check out this little egg fella”
Lil Fella: has sunglasses
Chad: has a taser
Chad after literally starting at least three surfaces on fire: “you could start house fires with that shit”
Babe wake up, new cold ones video
I'm up
Delter yourself in minecraft
A couple more minutes daddy🥱
mate
Fr
Hey look at that cute little character, He's got sunglasses on!
There's a lil shella on it, he's got glasses on
Legit cracked up because I remember it from a previous episode 🤣
Time stamp?
11:57
The return of the egg wave guy was the highlight of my day
Chad: “When you see us again well have haircuts”
Max: *FLASHBACK INTENSIFIES*
"The Little Fella" joke goes on whole different level
🤣🤣🤣fr
"can i taze you, unironically?"
"no."
"Okay, I'll let you taze me."
What a legend
arigato
What i don't understand is how fuck did they get them through the country
Chad after smashing potion, “Just like in Minecraft! They shatter!”. Max, “I think they got that from real life first”. 😂
15:22 This actually got me laughing hard
15:20 actually scared the living sh it out of me
Fax
I jumped lmao
Same
same lol
Same it was like a jumpscare lol
I love how they manage a consistent release schedule while planning half a year in advance.
"constant"
@@The_Real_BruhSphere he didn't even say constant in that sentence jenius
"Leg"
@@Blernster "jenius"
"Bring me a watermelon, or a child"
Max with a katana, 2021.
Chad just casually almost blinding himself and everyone in the same room as him with that laser
I love seeing remnants of past trauma in Max the second he hears a taser
"Smells like crushed nuts"
That could legit be cyanide
I mean...not many people know the smell of bitter almonds.
I thought they meant cashew nuts.
finally,
Watching you smash the hamster while it laughed maniacally back at you made my day. It’s incredibly cathartic watching you two f*** around with dangerous toys like I always wanted to when I was a kid.
We NEED a video of Max and Chad trying to make MOONSHINE!
This shit’s so scuffed
I’ve never laughed this hard at a cold ones episode, this shit took the fucking cake
-grabs sword
"give me a watermelon, or a child"
"Chad, put your hand here"
“we’ve inhaled worse” -max 2021 very true
*Vietnam flashbacks to the cursed boys*
BlackMold is probably Max's worst
BlackMold is probably Max's worst
I read this comment as he said it
@@Merllemon deadset.. 😅
7:32 “…what tasks are you doing?”
He’s social distancing
I liked the part where they burned down the studio with Scott in it
this wont age well
thats next episode
I now need to see fanart of steampunk Chad laughing while holding a tazer.
thought the exact same thing
The hamster laughing at them and them laughing back only to have it laugh back really got me for some reason 🤣
And max screaming in anger and smashing it to bits took me out 😂
13:04
Best "I got a teaser" ever 😂😂😂
max's ptsd from back when the gang had "fun" with tasers was too real in this one
6:26
“The sound of light…”
Max’s little asides to stupid things Chad says are what I live for.
??????????
Chad Huge Brain
Dude I’m having a really shitty day and I literally said to myself as I opened TH-cam “please be a new cold ones video” and low and behold 27 seconds ago my day got better
Yeah, cold ones can really brighten up your day. Always a guaranteed laugh!
Hope things turn around for you homie.
11:53 hey look at that funny little characteri like that
This patreon feels more like an OnlyFans at this point...
Ngl, that advert went too hard for my shy heart. 👁👄👁 I mean, the majority of us know what we signed up for yeah, but oof. 😳🤣
Somebody let me get they login pls
@@MeeksReeks What, does he *actually* fuck the stuff?
@@Aorpheat nobody knows because they have not uploaded the full episode on patreon :(
@@Aorpheat I mean it’s Chad
12:00 He brought it back and I'm all for it. I love that fucking little character
16:37 "I hate this reoccurring meme"
Yet a few episodes ago he kept saying
"Oy, look at his little character"
Oh how the turn tables
This reminds me of a rated r version of good mythical morning lol
Max: Look at this little egg character.
Chad: Look at this fucking tazer!
Sundays really are the best. This is perfect for my hangover.
glad i'm not the only one lmao
Cheers to that one
"we didn't show a lot of things because they were illegal" tasers and high powered lasers are DEFINITELY illegal, I'm curious what could've been worse 😂
Tasers and lasers aren't illegal
@@FatesxofxthexDead Tasers and Laser pens over a certain wattage are definitely illegal in Australia. Not everywhere is America.
@@JackNormalMemes Bold of you to assume I'm from America, makes you just seem pretentious.
Anyways, most countries are like that with wattages anyways including America, but the world's most powerful flashlight is still legal in nearly every part of the world and it is capable of starting fires, even the laser portrayed was starting miniature fires.
@@FatesxofxthexDead Yeah and blue diodes are illegal, as well as tasers. In Australia. You were incorrect. Also I dont think you know what pretentious means.
@@FatesxofxthexDead Electronic pain compliance devices (tasers) are prohibited weapons in Australia without an RW license. Laser pointer that are >1mw are also illegal to buy/possess without a certificate.
max: I could crush this with my hand
chad: before you crush it-
max: **crushes it anyway**
15:10 "get me a watermelon.. or a child "
spoken like a true samurai XD
16:30
chad legitimately looks, sounds, and acts like some crazed mad scientist here
Never wanted the Patreon video any quicker this is gonna be good
I just subbed to their patreon how long do the videos usually take to release with the TH-cam ones?
@@MegaSupercrazymonkey hard to say atm ngl sometimes can they a while sometimes pretty quick they just had a new one go up today actually
Did he actually fuck the thing
@@Evievaluv what I want to know and did they use the tasers like fuck I wish they could post it on TH-cam without getting demonetised and there channel deleted
@@danielbrown3716 I really hope he actually use the tasers on him that'll be so funny I can't wait to see they can't upload them on here tho
I kinda get the feeling that max doesn't appreciate the mess chad makes everytime he opens a box
Chad: "You could start housefires with that shit"
Also Chad: *lights spilled everclear on the table on fire*
“it’s rigid and it’s gonna take off a body part”
“Put it on”
“Ok”
What a duo.
I guess Australian customs just gave up this past year huh, they're like 'just focus on the plant and animal matter, let all the murder lasers through'
Actually with covid there's less mail so let's see what happens to these clowns
@@Hallonyancat Doesn't help the fact that they're incompetent.
Hahahaha that’s funny
My sun flower seeds were seized but the bear maze I ordered came without a hustle 😂
11:24
Chad literally tried to stun Max and now he acts concerned, LOL.
"Isn't this poisonous to ingest?"
"we've done worse.."
*next shot*
“shoot me with a gun” that gave me flashbacks when that girl shot her boyfriend because they thought books were resistant to bullets.
Same lmao ☠️
I still feel really bad about their baby daughter. She'll have to grow without parents now.
I didn’t remember I knew about this
@@marcoa.2912 probably for the best. her odds of survival couldn't be too good with those two.
Considering what max went through during the filthyfrank days, he really is scared of anything that might hurt
PTSD for sure
13:07 I love Max's reaction to the taser soooo much
These guys could easily be the two homeless men living outside of my apartment and I couldn’t tell the difference.
but with MUCH prettier hair. i assume.
I could buy everything in the video with the amount of times I’ve seen this comment on their videos
@@goldensloth7 the hobos or max and chad
@@roachdoggjr419 not sure til I see pics
12:00 HE'S BACK. When we needed him most he's back.
It what we all needed.
Give prezoh a raise you know it’s good editing when i was actually scared max chopped chad’s hand off
That hamster bit was the funniest thing I've seen in so long LMAO
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard, that laughing hamster bit was hysterical
FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER
I have to order those cute little chinese hamsters..
15:06 Max wielding a sword with a fedora. Truly embracing his weaboo side.
"stop, im redditing, mate"
Chad looking at Max at 8:56 is funny
but then knowing its a taser makes it hilarious
every time i watch this my Google home decides to listen in whenever Max says "okay google, burger king burger" and it's both funny and irritating
14:01 I honestly watched this like 20 times.
Chad has 500 ping irl
@@jesses9540his brain has 500 ping
Scott being the responsible one once again and preventing Max and Chad from burning down the studio and blinding themselves.
17:10 something about seeing max stab that cutout seems so surreal
He could have driven the blade right through his hand also💀
Max’s face when Chad goes “max, what task were you doing?”
I really appreciate the Toy Story 3 gameplay in the TV in the background. Really helps me feel safe watching this video.
8:03 - 8:12
Just listen to the music. I love how it just perfectly ends when the car gets sprayed by the extinguisher
10:09 one of the most funny fucking things I’ve ever heard.