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Boe jiden
My nama chegg
gay
Bababooey
"Traveling faster than the sound of light". I love chad
damn that is deep
Do a thing with Chad
Next video idea?
Can you make a fidget spinner fly faster Than the sound of light?
@@johnfran3218 nobody cares god is dead and you have killed him
6:25 “Does it breaks the sound of light?”
Deep thoughts right there.
What about the light of sound though...?
"let the nuts drag"
Deep throats right there.
Max: holds a piece of paper saying there's a little fella on here.
Chad: "Oi, look what I got." *pulls out a taser*
lil' fella vs taser is the new canon
A battle for the ages
Max running in fear for the fourth time while chad laughs maniacally wearing steampunk goggles and holding a taser is a whole ass mood.
I was crying bruh
what mood would that be
Why is this slightly differently worded than the other top comment
16:22
Its all those filthy frank flashbacks
Chad: "...we'll have a haircut."
Max: "I won't"
He lied, R.I.P. luscious locks
That hair coulda been donated to a starving african child
@@kandyburra Hair Cake 2: Last Strand of Redemption
U down bad
@@ilikefeet1115 how tf? I just said his long hair was gone lmfao
The toy hamster laughing hystericaly while getting beaten to death was incredible
That had me crying with laughter
@@noahwhite6817 I hardly ever cry with laughter but that caught me off guard hahahaha
That was some funny shit, my god.
His guts fell out
Finally Chinese hamster 🐹
I know it’s a meme saying “this used to be a podcast channel” but you guys are still crankin banger after banger week after week. Thanks and god bless boys!
this used to be a podcast channel
The main land china giving them the early present , covid
"this is our job we cant just do the old stuff we used to we have to tone it down" Max
The rona is bad over there in Australia so they are still on lock down I’m pretty sure. So that’s why they can’t have guest on.
you mean 2 weeks after 2 weeks
Next episode is straight up going to be: "Hey, guys. Welcome back to Cold Ones, today we'll be doing everything in our power to make sure we die in an electrical fire".
And in the end all that burned was their retinas... Those lasers are scary, you NEED good goggles to use them, no exceptions.
Nah it's fine, we love being blind it's so much fun
Help me
OH MY GOOOODDD!!!!
Look at this little character.
Chad's wild laughter in the steam punk gear is both hilarious and terrifying.
Brooo, i noticed that also it was funny af 😂😂😂🤣😂
+ with the taser he looks like some crack scientist
The exact thing I was coming to comment
Fuckin hilarious
I would buy a shirt of that
Chad laughing maniacally while holding a taser and wearing a steampunk hat and goggles while Max is in a corner is not something I thought I needed
"what's this? wait...hold on, lookit this..
it's a funny little psychopath"
cringe
@@MoeruOkamii cringe
and also max is wielding a katana
You need a dad
The eggwave guy is my favourite reoccurring gag from anything ever
You mean that cute little character? You seen it?
@@BrookeKatherine. that funny little character with glasses?
@@whyme4512 Yeah, he’s a cute little character!
@@BrookeKatherine. Oh wow look, they put a cute little character here.
@@KaraDabbe Did you see his little glasses??
15:21 I literally almost skipped a heartbeat watching that.
Bro same
Same 😂
I physically jumped a little 🤣
U can tell max still has flashbacks from the filthy frank days with that taser.. He had straight fear in his eyes
i miss them dearly.
And the chef movie
11:56 Lol, I personally highly appreciate this little recurring meme that they bring at least once an episode
Actually burst out laughing from that scene
look, hes got little glasses. funny little guy
there's like a little egg character right there
Had me litteraly crying 🤣
I’m impressed by how many illegal items made it through customs 😂
Because they're incompetent.
This is why I’m happy I live in the U.S…. We can actually own cool toys that go boom or zap.
how tf are stun guns and slingshots illegal
@@Acaidia cause Australia have laws 🤔 but I wish we could have some kind of protection like pepper spray 😭
@@delgirl42 i was about to say ya'll don't even get to have mild self-defense items
This was so much fun to watch can we have another
Reminds me of when you leave kids alone in a room full of objects to play with when a responsible adult isn't around to supervise them 🤣🤣
X2
whats up checkmark
See you in 10 months
Next month
Chad laughing manically while wielding the taser and wearing the steampunk outfit is the beginning of a villain arc
And max should be the long lost brother of chad who comes to the rescue of the world.
Watching them is like watching toddlers when they're left alone, it's so entertaining
Toddlers with knives and lighters.
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear po
@@AxxLAfriku get well soon
@@AxxLAfriku I love your videos god 🙏🙏
@@AxxLAfriku your videos are bad
"Give me a watermelon or a child" while max waves around a sword gets me every time
Max's recurring meme: Funny little egg character
Chad's recurring meme: Taser
The original video of the little egg character made me fucking die laughing. God I haven’t laughed like that in forever
gag
@@Ona1000 Same! That's one of those videos I watch over and over again when I feel bad 😆
Babe wake up, new cold ones video
I'm up
Delter yourself in minecraft
A couple more minutes daddy🥱
mate
Fr
Chad's taser is gonna be an equal meme to Max's funny little egg character
Have you seen this? There's a little feller on it, with sunglasses.
@@alpertek2549 who's that little fella??
@@barebonesjones this little egg character
@@alpertek2549 lmaooooo
I came here to say exactly that. Prezoh should've been on the ball and used the same clip of Max running away each time.
Put down the fucking Subway and do your job, Prezoh.
Chad after literally starting at least three surfaces on fire: “you could start house fires with that shit”
That laser they have would literally burn someone’s retinas out in a split second, and you just hear chad “my eyes hurt”
Just looking at it damages their eyes. They need glasses for lasers like that (and not cheap protection glasses, because they wont do a good job).
@@Poodleinacan exactly
@@SpaceAtomz The TH-camr Styropyro has an extended video library on that stuff.
@@Poodleinacan the steampunk glasses would probably do it
@@damiensanders7016 unlikely. It's not about how dark they are, but about what frequency of light it blocks.
There are many cheap laser protection glasses that can be bought online, but none of them can actually block the light they are supposedly made for.
A good set of glasses (that is also made for the colour of the laser you are gonna use) will make the laser invisible to you.
Also, those cheap Chinese high-powered lasers are imperfect. Instead of getting a pure colour, you'll get a certain colour that also makes unwanted different frequencies of colour (you may not be able to perceive it, but it makes the protection glasses less reliable).
The fact they sell these permanently blinding lasers to children, let alone Max and Chad is scary
And people play with their pets with them ;(
@@sadmermaid You'd have to be really fucking stupid to have some laser fun with your cat if said laser literally burns your floors.
Styropyro has taught us to not fuck with cheap lasers
@@BlockyRaptor you know it
@@TheLukasDirector yeah no shit but people are fkn stupid. And yeah Styropyro did a vid buying lasers off ebay and all of them were insanely overpowered and possibly dangerous, even before he started modding them.
I’m surprised that entire studio hasn’t burnt down by now…
Oh it’s come close
at least they got the fire extinguisher in arms reach now :D
when they were setting liquor on fire while having spilled it everywhere and having all the damn bottles still opened, Jesus, we almost had to watch that episode on liveleak
It's going to make an epic video, though.
That time their curtains caught on fire.
7:21 did he... did he actually...😂
11:56
9:11
The return of the egg wave guy was the highlight of my day
"Finally, Chinese Hamster." "FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER"
FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER
FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER
FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER
FIIIII NUHHHH LEEEEEEEE
10:09
Gotta give it to Chad and Max for staying true to the memes! Not hating on Joji and Ian. they're doing their own thing and killing it. But Max n Chad are like nah we're going to stand by this cancer and make it work.
Hey look at that cute little character, He's got sunglasses on!
There's a lil shella on it, he's got glasses on
Legit cracked up because I remember it from a previous episode 🤣
Time stamp?
11:57
I love seeing remnants of past trauma in Max the second he hears a taser
Chad: “When you see us again well have haircuts”
Max: *FLASHBACK INTENSIFIES*
Watching you smash the hamster while it laughed maniacally back at you made my day. It’s incredibly cathartic watching you two f*** around with dangerous toys like I always wanted to when I was a kid.
I love how they manage a consistent release schedule while planning half a year in advance.
"constant"
@@The_Real_BruhSphere he didn't even say constant in that sentence jenius
"Leg"
@@Blernster "jenius"
Chad just casually almost blinding himself and everyone in the same room as him with that laser
This shit’s so scuffed
I’ve never laughed this hard at a cold ones episode, this shit took the fucking cake
"Smells like crushed nuts"
That could legit be cyanide
I mean...not many people know the smell of bitter almonds.
I thought they meant cashew nuts.
finally,
13:04
Best "I got a teaser" ever 😂😂😂
"Bring me a watermelon, or a child"
Max with a katana, 2021.
I liked the part where they burned down the studio with Scott in it
this wont age well
thats next episode
We NEED a video of Max and Chad trying to make MOONSHINE!
“we’ve inhaled worse” -max 2021 very true
*Vietnam flashbacks to the cursed boys*
BlackMold is probably Max's worst
BlackMold is probably Max's worst
I read this comment as he said it
@@Merllemon deadset.. 😅
12:00 He brought it back and I'm all for it. I love that fucking little character
7:32 “…what tasks are you doing?”
He’s social distancing
The hamster laughing at them and them laughing back only to have it laugh back really got me for some reason 🤣
And max screaming in anger and smashing it to bits took me out 😂
-grabs sword
"give me a watermelon, or a child"
"Chad, put your hand here"
11:53 hey look at that funny little characteri like that
6:26
“The sound of light…”
Max’s little asides to stupid things Chad says are what I live for.
??????????
Chad Huge Brain
This reminds me of a rated r version of good mythical morning lol
16:30
chad legitimately looks, sounds, and acts like some crazed mad scientist here
17:10 something about seeing max stab that cutout seems so surreal
He could have driven the blade right through his hand also💀
13:07 I love Max's reaction to the taser soooo much
Max: Look at this little egg character.
Chad: Look at this fucking tazer!
15:10 "get me a watermelon.. or a child "
spoken like a true samurai XD
11:24
Chad literally tried to stun Max and now he acts concerned, LOL.
Never wanted the Patreon video any quicker this is gonna be good
I just subbed to their patreon how long do the videos usually take to release with the TH-cam ones?
@@MegaSupercrazymonkey hard to say atm ngl sometimes can they a while sometimes pretty quick they just had a new one go up today actually
Did he actually fuck the thing
@@Evievaluv what I want to know and did they use the tasers like fuck I wish they could post it on TH-cam without getting demonetised and there channel deleted
@@danielbrown3716 I really hope he actually use the tasers on him that'll be so funny I can't wait to see they can't upload them on here tho
Chad: "You could start housefires with that shit"
Also Chad: *lights spilled everclear on the table on fire*
15:06 Max wielding a sword with a fedora. Truly embracing his weaboo side.
"stop, im redditing, mate"
max: I could crush this with my hand
chad: before you crush it-
max: **crushes it anyway**
Considering what max went through during the filthyfrank days, he really is scared of anything that might hurt
PTSD for sure
“shoot me with a gun” that gave me flashbacks when that girl shot her boyfriend because they thought books were resistant to bullets.
Same lmao ☠️
I still feel really bad about their baby daughter. She'll have to grow without parents now.
I didn’t remember I knew about this
@@marcoa.2912 probably for the best. her odds of survival couldn't be too good with those two.
12:00 HE'S BACK. When we needed him most he's back.
It what we all needed.
Chad looking at Max at 8:56 is funny
but then knowing its a taser makes it hilarious
10:09 one of the most funny fucking things I’ve ever heard.
Give prezoh a raise you know it’s good editing when i was actually scared max chopped chad’s hand off
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard, that laughing hamster bit was hysterical
FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER
I have to order those cute little chinese hamsters..
Chad getting back at max for all the times he says look a little character lmao 🤣
Love how they have a fire extinguisher on standby now
They should just order skechy weapons and then fight to the death
Winner gets 10000 dollars and a fortnite skin
"Does it travel at the sound of light?"
I love how when Chad says something stupid, Max just repeats it as if he's trying to comprehend how Chad's brain still functions.
Max’s face when Chad goes “max, what task were you doing?”
Scott being the responsible one once again and preventing Max and Chad from burning down the studio and blinding themselves.
If you watch any of the cold ones episodes while eating you're gonna miss 5 hours of editing each time you take a bite
this is so true i had to keep rewinding
this year was a mess; i havent been able to go back home for 2 year and studying aboard all alone with 12 year exams coming up really close it been so stressful for me and just seeing u guy doing all those silly thing just made everything seem less overwhelming. thanks for lighten up my day guys.
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These guys could easily be the two homeless men living outside of my apartment and I couldn’t tell the difference.
but with MUCH prettier hair. i assume.
I could buy everything in the video with the amount of times I’ve seen this comment on their videos
@@goldensloth7 the hobos or max and chad
@@roachdoggjr419 not sure til I see pics
“This is for not making chef 2” dramatic sword through the back, luved it 🥂
Chad having Steampunk items on and laughing like a psychopath with a taser almost makes him like a video game boss that went insane.
"Make a chef movie" underrated line
"Why is Max so afraid of Tazers"
*flashback to 2016 era Cancer Crew Challenges involving the Shock Collar*
"oh....that's right"
but Max didn't put the Shock Collar on
@@rottenheart0 did you see the cooking contest video
This is the comment I was looking for...., Chad be all I never seen you move so fast, bro u just forgot the traumas XD
@@blacktemplar707 yeah, and chad was also the one dishing the punishments as well, remember deadly twister 1?
i feel like you two are a carnival that comes into my town every month, with a new main attraction that could potentially kill us all
6:15 I died
oh my god chad with that taser and steampunk hat while laughing maniacally literally looks like a mad scientist
Max having a wholeass sword and still running away from the tazer is the consistency I respect from the Cold Ones TH-cam
i always feel so bad whenever max gets frightened like it’s genuine fear
I lost my shit when Max brought back the Egg Wave fella
Chad tried to use a taser in a sword fight 😂
I love how Chad has a way to get back at Max for the running egg joke with a massively more psycho tazer bit.
good call with the laser reflecting in the bottles, chad would've killed himself at least 3 times on this channel alone if he'd do these videos by himself
Max is the only human being I've seen run away with a sword in his hand from someone with a handheld taser
2:59 thank you for this animation, shit had me rolling and it looked so perfect. SS tier shit
I love how the “police stun gun” at 4:05 is literally just a flashlight with purple lighting effects added to the front of it
i got that planet light for christmas this year, it’s not very bright but if you use certain colors it really makes the design pop. it’s actually pretty cool ngl
Why isn’t the extended version on the Patreon yet?
Chad with the steampunk hat/goggles using a taser while laughing maniacally looks like some sort of psycho supervillain
dankey kang
To the guy who makes the running jokes compilations, I need you to make a mashup of max asking chad to look at this funny little character, and chad responds each time by asking max to look at the taser.
Good meme
im not the dude ur talking about but i got u
Watching you play with that laser without proper laser goggles makes me nervous. If that's a class 4 (500mw+) just looking at the dot with no eye protection is enough to blind you. A reflection off of an object hitting you in the eye could blast your retinas out in a few hundredths of a second quite easily. You only get one pair of eyes, once damaged you can't repair them. It would suck if any of you were permanently blinded for the sake of a few seconds of fun with a laser for your video. Play safe guys, get some proper goggles with a proper optical density rating, and make sure you get the correct ones for that wavelength, looks like 450nm to me, but it could look different over the camera. Also it will fry your cameras sensor if it gets blasted too, so watch out for that as well.
These guys have literally smoked crack that they bought off of wish.
@@jackattack8o8 doesn't make it any better 🤣
@@jackattack8o8 😂😂
@@jackattack8o8 Crack is one thing
Blindness tho?
No one cares nerd
Man any and all of the editors deserve a raise, they really take the comedy to another level lmao
13:33 is probably fish oil. Coats the metal with a thin layer of oil, which provides protective barrier. It's good stuff, but it smells rank af.