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Brocfr
Ok but nty
Obama is daddy max
cloth and silk
Love how excited chad was about the red coat when he bought it and completely forgot when it came and gave it to max 😂
Top 10 anime betrayals
Came to the comments to search this comment lmao
wait i missed this does anyone have a timestamp
@@JuddPlays 8:27 Dr.Fat
Lmfaoo bro they’re alcoholics they do this with everything they buy 😭
I can easily say that the on screen personalities are amazing, but the editing team knows how to take me from laughing to cackling.
Fr the editing is the best part
Truly a master class for editing, and for more reasons than just the visual gags added in post.
Wtf is cackling, never heard of such a word
@@CackleTV that's funny. All I have to say...
@@CackleTV I uh, nice name
That acting in the ad was actually incredible
Nice ☺️
Super
Very nice
Very nice
Very good
I liked the part where they bent each other over the desk and made one another cry out in pleasure. It was the perfect thing to watch on public transport, or in a work environment.
Watching Chad and Max 10 years ago and seeing their content today is actually crazy. Australian powerhouses with genuine humor. Glad they’re stilll around
I always watch maxs cray gambling one
i didn't even realize its been that long man. fuck.
autralian powerhouses im 11 years old mom let me post 1 youtube comment today
ahh yes, HOOMOR...
Chads a true blue australian hero
Chad’s acting in the ad was actually incredible😂
hes been around a long time on youtube on filthy frank and idubbbz vids hes done a lot of skits
Ya I knew ones he said I'm not hungry I knew he was acting
@@nedflanders6502 lol
@@nedflanders6502 what acting ?
He wasn't acting that was his fantasy that he managed to work into the video
Max breaking Chad's glasses has me laughing until I cry everytime I rewatch this holy shit
my jaw literally dropped. he just snaps the 500$ raybans like nothing lmao. i always expect him to break everything but those were actually cool.
max breaking those glasses is the funniest shit ever, you can't put anything in his hands for two seconds without him breaking it
I would legit lose my mind around this man. It's funny in a vid but would be fucking annoying as fuck in real life.
Ah yes, my favorite type of cold ones video. Max and chad buy random garbage so they can write it all off as business expenses
Edit: Chad mentioned tax write offs in a newer video, we made it fellas
And then break half of it in the process.
@@Skornish I cringe when they break the expensive stuff ngl
@@TheGenevieveRose they make so much off patreon it doesn’t hurt
@@idunno2379 damn you're right, fuckers make 100k a month lmao, good for them tbh, glad they're using it to give us great dumb fun content
Aus tax isn't like the US where you can write it off all like that mate. At most you can claim 30-60% of the value per item depending on it's use and if it directly contributed to you earning more. If you see them breaking shit, they're absolutely wasting money, for our entertainment lol.
chad making the same “what happened to the first one” joke months later on the fuzz gun 2.0 is so good 😂
Thanks brother I was looking for this comment
@@paulmitchell8714 same lmao
ok
@@luctan881 ebig
Just got an ad for homeless children then came back to max laughing after skipping it
Life's good
Darcy's acting as the chair builder was simply outstanding
Seeing lads run for about 30 seconds and being absolutely exhausted is the funniest shit to me
And followed up by the chair with the Js I was in tears laughing
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Seeing them look like they are having genuine fun with the game at the end made me so happy
that was my favorite part!
Just the lads playin a bit of footy, get out there and jog around
Most electric toothbrushes will "stall" every 30 seconds to prompt you to move on to the next quadrant of your teeth so that you get even coverage and don't over-brush, you're supposed to brush for 2 minutes
I can tell ur either an assistant or hygienist by this comment😂
Is that why they do it?! I thought something was wrong with mine lol. So are you supposed to keep it on that area until it stalls then move it around?
@@XxHolySpawnxX Yeah, just to give you an idea of how much you should be brushing because if you brush too hard/too much it can lead to gum disease, I do the sides of my teeth for the 2 minutes then after it's given me the cue 4 times I finish up by focusing on the surface of my molars and any spots I feel like I missed, then if I feel like it I floss
@@zachk.530 That's awesome! I really appreciate the tips. Could you recommend a really good toothpaste that actually helps and makes your teeth white?
Cold Ones is just easily the best content on youtube nowadays, it never misses. Funniest shit ever
Only thing funnier is this guy who turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I ever saw.
@@Dumbmelee ur talking about that pickle rick fella
100% TRUE!
These and “I did a thing”
@@Dumbmelee HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE!
To everyone on the Cold Ones team,
THANK YOU. You guys never fail to make me laugh. Uploads make my day. I will support your drunken madness on Patreon forever.
Petscop 2
same
This is a petition for bringing back occasional “FINALLY(insert text)” moments
21:30 when he said "frank" I had some pretty vivid flashbacks
I feel like Max and Chad are the human embodients of alcoholic Spongebob and Patrick.
I’ve seen a lot of sickening shit on this channel, and Chads acting whilst making out with the Waifu cup was definitely the hardest thing I’ve ever had to watch 😂
speak for yourself, now I'm aroused and thirsty
It had me wincing man
Nah he was eating out the bottle.
I coughed out part of my sandwich when that started jiminy jizzmas
dude it was fucking awesome
Best part was the Jordans on the chair!...." Let me cop those mate "... 🙏🙏😂😂😂😂
The noise the glasses made when Max broke them coupled with Chad being upset about it was the funniest thing I've witnessed all week
cold ones never fails to have some of the best editing and comedy on youtube.
That's crazy I was just thinking about how good the editing is especially for such a long video
I love how excited Chad was to order the cloak and then he didn’t even remember it or care when it arrived
Seeing chad have intimate relations with a cup is something i’d never thought i’d see
I love getting intoxicated while watching new cold ones videos because I could watch them sober and enjoy them like new
Me too man. Life’s good right now
Thanks Matt and Chag for the new Cold Ones video!
Idky I’m at work on break and this has me cackling my ass off thank you
This gave me an aneurism figuring out what was wrong with the names
Matt Watson from supermega
@@joeyischef Hahahah
There's nothing better than sitting down at your computer with food, looking for something to watch and Cold Ones happens to drop a new vid. Cheers.
It’s always a good day when the cold ones boys upload a new vid!
that's exactly my case. It's awesome lol
Fart
Yeah eating food and watching Cold Ones sounds like a bad idea
Unless it's one where they vomit every 5 minutes
Darcys role as the chair in this episode was outstanding
aww max and his birdlamp!
Lamp orbs?? Bird lamp??
@@icu6585 the lil fella just wanted his birdlamp
crazy to think that in the past, max dressed up in a full princess outfit but now is too scared to show himself in a crop top :(
he needs to reveal the top right now.
Good, he manned up a little bit then.
@@Azetaris yikes
@@Azetaris wow
i think the difference is that with the other outfits they were never like "revealing" they always covered the same amount of skin that a shirt would
this is the only product review channel i trust
Thanks Max and chad I needed this
Vi did
You need to grow up
Vi did
(He needed this)
Me too for real
"if i saw someone wearing all of these together i would think they're a billionaire" 😂😂😂
I swear these editors better be getting paid damn good. Fucking 10/10
i wish every youtuber did their sponsor ads like my boys max and chad
Check out Internet Historian, he has the best/funniest ads on TH-cam. And also Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik, his are also hilarious.
@@shrimpinainteasy7370 took the words right out of my mouth
chekout the yArds adds
21:26
Kinda wholesome that Frank was the first thing coming to his mind
Thought the same
It'd be sick to have a cold ones episode with a studio audience
The pissing baby is actually a replica of a monument in Brussel Belgium, and of the most famous things in Belgium
i never thought i'd hate and love an AD at the same time for all the right reasons
mostly lov tho
Max not understanding the electric toothbrush "stalling" is to tell you to switch sides and then throwing it away is really funny
I can easily say that the on screen personalities are amazing, but the editing team knows how to take me from laughing to cackling. agreed!
Today I kept my favorite tradition of watching your videos high as fuck. I feel I can empathize with both editors now. There is not any other way they can make this good of a job. Great content as always guys, this was really nice. Looking forward to the next one.
Max's goblin screams and goofy laughter will always bring a smile to my face.
I never get accustomed to how good the editing is. Every time I am shocked it’s so good.
instant classic. chad looking like a cyberpunk character and in the same video the hardest ad for a chair and child shoes ever made. pure content
"Let me be seared"
-Obuma
When I saw Max and Chad buy those sunglasses I knew they probably wouldn’t survive the episode. Turns out I was right lmao
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
He's a lil fella
I haven't laughed so hard in a while. that chair really do got J's
Seeing Max and Chad after a night drinking always makes me feel better about how much I drank
22:50 wondered why we weren't getting chad's pov, should have suspected what had happened.
The editing in this show is so unreal it’s super funny
Love the original layout the best thank you guys for uploading I hope this video gets more than 300k likes for next week!!!
21:19 this is one of my favourite cold ones vids and i come back and watch it whenever I feel like it
There is no other content on youtube that could compete with this, Max and Chad together combined with the editing is one of a kind
Love a good chaotic max episode
Ur smelly
I fucking lost it when he broke the Facebook glasses 😭🤣
15:53 IM CRYING WHY IS THIS SO FUKIN FUNNY
that soft ' you dare challenge me?' followed by the fight was the best thing i've seen in a while, ty for the S tier content.
It’s been absolute ages since I’ve heard “leather belt? AUGH.” Surprised it hasn’t been used sooner with Chad of all people.
Glad I'm not the only one who caught that
That “ did It leave a mark?” Joke was funny as hell
Another quality Cold Ones video to enjoy!
Also that chair got drip....
9:24 this was funny for no reason
Chad's genuine childlike excitement when he remembered he and Max bought lightsabers was so cute. TTvTT
i’m glad you guys changed the format of the videos back to how they were, it shows that you guys actually listen to fans which is rare nowadays
Literally my favorite youtube channel lmaoo i love the editing so much
Probably the best execution I’ve watched and best 90s humor. Good job bois🤘🏼
I can never get tired of these two
max saying "selamat pagi" just made my day lol
Timestamp?
@@dannychandra6332 5:53
you guys are always my answer when i get asked what two people i would have a sesh with
2:43 was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile🤣🤣 the editing is top notch
i like that you listened to the last critique and didnt cut the product review immediately after the order
its almost like chad is still with us... hard to believe he's been gone for 5 months already
wot
@@Synday chad died 5 months ago
🤦♂️
@@Synday Chad is all inside your head. He is not real. Wake up
@@skytheguy0438 chadception
I just started watching this channel, and I can’t wrap my brain around their accountants having jobs after yet another video of them spending thousands gets through the IRS but I can’t pay rent on Venmo without getting audited. Im baffled.
its all business expenses
they aren’t in the usa. Irs doesn’t exist for them
Literally 1984
Loooool “Leather belt” classic ytp glad people don’t forget
these are my FAVOURITE type of videos, LOVE EM
Nice pfp. Killer fun game.
I love that they made the “2.0? What happened to the first one?” joke twice in this video because they just fucking forgot 😂
5:43 thats the best selamat pagi I’ve ever hear from influencer
The best editing team on TH-cam, Cold Ones are killing it!!
Always nice to spend time with my two best friends in this not parasocial relationship.
I swear Cold Ones has some of the funniest edits of any show on TH-cam. lmao
literally had not laughed in weeks, could not enjoy a thing, but no matter what whenever i watch a cold ones video i find myself giggling like a little girl
love how chad got the red and gold cloak thing for himself and he was so excited about it and by the time they opened it he was like oh cool u keep that max 🤣
I was thinking, “Why am I so flaccid while drinking?” And then you guys come along.
Your skit for the the Gamer Sups cup was the best product AD I have ever scene in my life 👍🏼
Too see Chewbacca go to 12:33 😂😂😂
Always a pleasure to come home to a new cold ones episode
You smell bad
Always
@@shrimpinainteasy7370 a pleasure to come
@@sorimasn home to a new cold
Chad's and Max's friendship has been the most consistent thing in my life, love you guys
2:10 Ngl that did something for me
That light pressing game actually looks like fun
The cold ones studio gotta have one of the weirdest variety of items in one building in the world
I will never get tired of max destroying everything, especially when chad gets genuinely upset.
i do
The patreon version of this is 🔥 But I do love the little editing extras 🖤
My dog passed away today but I wanted to pass by and say thanks to the bois for making my day a little better and making me laugh ❤️ all my love lads.
I'd love to see an episode that they drunkenly order, then have to later guess if they bought it or fan sent lol
me and 3 other people shouted shrimp hat as soon as we saw that product and to hear chad say it as well is a crack up
Best edit ever 16:05
My shock when Max said "Selamat Pagi". 5:53
Yes lots of Aussie schools teach Indonesian because indonesia is a nearby country and easy language to learn