Unknown Error going to church with my mom and as the priest showed up I muttered that under my breath all I hear from her is "WHAT!!!!" the guy next to me dies of laughter.
Alexander: "How in the blood soaked, protestant hell did you do that!?" Alucard: "Fuck you, that's how." One of absolute best lines ever, by anyone! Just imagine Bruce Willis using that in the Die Hard series...:-)
One of my favorites was, "Sweet Black fucking Sabbath! If I wasn't holding out for that beast of a woman Integra, I'd fuck the red right out of those eyes!"
Still like Alucard's retort after Anderson calls it quits (for then, at least), "Eat me; don't forget to write!" I might just steal that for dealing with self-entitled assholes, at work.
"if I shoot one with my gun it would spill out Lucky Charms?" "for a bowl of my favorite cereal: Count Chocu-" "for a bowl of my favorite cereal: Frankenberr-" "if I cut one open with my knife it would spill out Lucky Charms?" Get it? Because they're serial killers. HAHAHAHAHAHAH it's funny.
*ahem* "Excuse me, but I'm a fuck-mothering vampire. I've killed a LOT of people to get this title. I deserve to be called such." I'm aware of the difference between serial killer and mass murderer but you're murdering my joke >:(
Favorite part of this episode. Integra: Where's Alucard? Alexander: Oh him? I killed him. Integra:Killed him? Alexander: Cut off his Bloody head! Integra: Oh, well that's step one. What about 2 through 10? Alexander: Oh Christ... Alucard: You done goofed. Alexander: How the blood-soaked, protestant hell did you do that? Alucard Fuck you, That's how.
Kevin Hooks Jr. Yeah, that's just an overplayed joke. It was pretty much mandatory when vampires are concerned. Kinda like how Nonepiece actually said "Cross Depp reference off the list"
alucard-police girl this awesome u should totally join in seriously theirs 40 zombies in here just ions shot to the head and they explode. seris-huh fine I'll shoot some of the rotten bastads...can't be that much fun....... OH FUCK THE HELL YES
I love this because this Alucard is one of the two best types of badasses. The calm, deadly, intelligent one like in the show, and this wise-cracking asshole.
I think Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan (who is also Italian) should be nominated for "The Greatest Name of All Time Sarcastaward."
Alucard: "police girl, poliiice girrrl, you are reading your masters mind, put my head between your boobs!" Seras: "Now I'm all alone, the only one I had left was you." Alucard: "very good now the next thing I want you to do is put me between your legs....GOD DAMMIT!" Best part of the whole episode! Absolutely had me on the floor! Great work takahata101!
Bella: Oh uh oh yeah. I love you, Edward. Edward: And I love you Bella. Alucard: *Knocks on the door* Edward: Hold on. Who is it? Alucard: Oh you know. *Shoots Edward 37 times* A real fucking vampire. Me: And that should prove that Twilight sucks ass.
davis eng guy who wrote it has another anime out this season called drifters. The dub on funimation is 5 eps behind, but it's fucking amazing. I mean the ova not the abridged series.
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Breakfast Waifu I used that line once. those kindergartners didn't get it I guess, since two cried and one pooped himself. I am no longer allowed to read to my daughters class.
Alucard is such a f-cking TROLL. 2nd favorite part of this episode: Alucard: ~sniff sniff~ Huh? Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here- OH, if it isn't the catholic church. And what's this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress! ROFL, can't wait till Halloween. I needz moar! MOAR! >v
LittleKuriboh. He's the creator of YuGiOh The Abridged Series where he does the voice of almost every character in the series. He's the voice of Walter in this episode, although I think someone else does it later. He's also the voice of Freeza in DBZA, as well as the narrator. In other words, he's awesome! >.
This has to be the most well-done abridged series I've ever seen. It's absolutely hilarious, yes, but the VAing is excellent, the character's voices and personalities are quite similar to their canon counterparts, and there's an actual plot, instead of a mishmash of random scenes. It's perfect.
It's supposed to be Scottish. In fact, that's what Scrooge was too. It's a little wonky, but passable enough. I don't know why they made him Irish in the abridged version, maybe better joke fodder? Still love this series anyway
Likely they couldn't tell the difference between Irish and Scottish accents, loads of people(mainly Americans ime) think Atlas from Bioshock is Scottish when he's fairly obviously Irish
+menslady125 He would obliterate Edward and all his fans in all realities. Not a fan of Twilight... Did try to read it, I like a good vampire story as much as the next person. But it's not a good vampire story... Go Alucard!
+TsukabuNosoratori2 I watched the first few minutes of the first film, but I had to stop because my mom had to return it and many other movies we were borrowing from her friend. Then, after I watched Nostalgia Critic talk about it, I decided to give up on it.
Brechum What? Come on man, this guy's not even bald. He doesn't even have black hair either. It could be a Super Sayain though, wouldn't THAT be a hell of a twist?
"Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. Oh, if it isn't the Catholic church. And what's this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress." Best fucking line in Abridged history.
it's just perfect; the production quality, the interpretation of the character and even the voice acting. Worth watching ultimate just to watch this fucking thing lmao
Ok to answer the question yes if you shoot a leprechaun lucky charms do spill out of its body I haven't had to buy a box of lucky charms for the past five years
Ok seriously.... if you haven't realized it yet.... this series is epic hilarious... and if you think TFS gives two shits about what you believe is "uncalled for" then you're watching the wrong TH-cam Channel dude.
....I don't wanna be that guy but Castlevania did it like, 20 years ago. Not an idiot but a couple of decades late. That's assuming that no fans of Bram Stoker made the joke. Then you'd be waaaaay late.
THIS, became nostalgia for me. Brings back "the good times" memories of when I was raiding and PVP'ing in WoW between 2010 - 2012. A guildie showed me this video, and soon after the second one came out! I love this stuff :)
"If I shoot a leprechaun with my gun do you think it'll spill out lucky charms?" I ASKED MY FRIENDS THAT AND THEY GOT INTO A HUGE DEBATE THANK YOU HELLSING ABRIDGED.
I'm on episode 9 of the original Hellsing. Decided to take a break. Its 3:38 am, I'm laughing my ass off watching spoofs of anime series. I either need to get my shit together, or I have an awesome life.
"Put me between your leeeegs-"
*gets impaled to a wall*
"GOD DAMMIT!"
"Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here... Oh, if it isn't Catholic church"
Ok, I'm surely placing a note in my brain to use it sometime.
true!!!
Unknown Error going to church with my mom and as the priest showed up I muttered that under my breath all I hear from her is "WHAT!!!!" the guy next to me dies of laughter.
lhc wresslar omg xD
These videos are cards against humanity material.
Euh actually it's "And no little Timmy glued to your crotch, progress!". Couldn't let this chance slip with all the nazis.
if that's what happens when he takes walks, i don't want to see what will happen if he plays Pokemon Go.
"I SWEAR TO ME, IF I SEE ANOTHER GODDAMN PIDGEY, I'M GOING TO DO MORE SHOOTING THAN THOSE COLUMBINE KIDS."
+Just as planned yep
+Just as planned I will be so happy if pokemon go is still relevant by the time the next episode is finished being written.
imagine if during the battle you hear a guy go: oh a [insert Pokemon's Name here]!
Playing Pokemon GO is boring Id rather go get a nice midnight drink
So, What can I do for you Father O'Malley O'Conner O'Carol O'Reilly O'Brian O'Sullivan? HAHAHAHAHAHA
"who is also italian."
add "O'Donnell" to that and its the perfect irish name, who also is italian
This is gold
Habeyou Seenanalienplease who is also Italian
So, what can I do for you Father O'MalleyO'ConnerO'ReillyO'BrianO'Sullivan? Who is also Italian?
"you think if I shot them with my gun lucky charms will explode everywhere?" my favorite line 😂
Same!!!
You think if I cut them open with my knife it'll spill out lucky charms.
UNT WE WILL HAVE WAR
LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!
+Bossatronian 5000 VE* Vill* have Var*
lol
Alexander: "How in the blood soaked, protestant hell did you do that!?"
Alucard: "Fuck you, that's how."
One of absolute best lines ever, by anyone!
Just imagine Bruce Willis using that in the Die Hard series...:-)
I got to this comment just has it happened
"How did you defuse the nuke?!?"
"Fuck you that's how."
mrwindupbird101 nice! Lol
One of my favorites was, "Sweet Black fucking Sabbath! If I wasn't holding out for that beast of a woman Integra, I'd fuck the red right out of those eyes!"
Artorias' elite Jealous? Why?
"No little Timmy glued to your crotch Progress"
Alucard 20XX
The show takes actually takes place in 1999
bryce mcconel *Not the abridged*
Excuse me, but I'm a fuck Mothering vampire! I killed a lot of people to get this title and I deserve to be called as such!
Quincy Well then, how’s bout I ask ya your name.
@@alakesbrahms806 only if.you.give.your.frist papists
Y' ever wonder what'd happen if this Alucard meets Deadpool
Wade's blood would probably taste like chimechangas, lead, and insanity
And mercury
that too
A bloodly massacre.
Matthew Brune You would see the best friendship in existence...and humanity would come to an end.
"excuse me, but I'm a fuck mothering vampire" "oh fuck all kinds of duck" what a quotable series.
and also "fuck you, that's how"
SlenderManGhost those too
BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!
and BITCHES LOVE CANNONS
That's right. I'm gonna fuck the fear turkey.
"Cut off his head!"
"Oh, well that's step one, what about 2 through 10?"
XD I sooo wish that had been what she actually said!
Will Fikes Well, she said "cut off his head? Is that all?"
Still like Alucard's retort after Anderson calls it quits (for then, at least), "Eat me; don't forget to write!"
I might just steal that for dealing with self-entitled assholes, at work.
Anderson: (Glares annoyedly at Alucard regenerating) "Ah, Christ!"
Gotta love hearing that in his Irish accent (Scottish in OVA)!
MEEE TOO
Its actually 2 through 12
I got to meet the voice actor for the Abridged Father Anderson. He was sooo nice!
hello
Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here...
that's so. cool
And was he a ****mothering vampire?
***** I met him at a convention panel
Gentlemen..... We..... Are nazis.....i fucking lost it.
XDDD
Ve are Nazis.
Matro lmao same
Gazoo tight
it's _gesundheit_
I love how in the show alucard is their best asset and in the TFS series he's their biggest asset and problem
"if I shoot one with my gun it would spill out Lucky Charms?"
"for a bowl of my favorite cereal: Count Chocu-"
"for a bowl of my favorite cereal: Frankenberr-"
"if I cut one open with my knife it would spill out Lucky Charms?"
Get it? Because they're serial killers. HAHAHAHAHAHAH it's funny.
And the joke has another level. You just need to go deeper.
*ahem*
"Excuse me, but I'm a fuck-mothering vampire. I've killed a LOT of people to get this title. I deserve to be called such."
I'm aware of the difference between serial killer and mass murderer but you're murdering my joke >:(
wyatt Malave 2nd verse same as the first now get me in a plane so i can put 'em in a hearse
I get it!!!
+ZeDingo Dehart That's what she said.
Favorite part of this episode.
Integra: Where's Alucard?
Alexander: Oh him? I killed him.
Integra:Killed him?
Alexander: Cut off his Bloody head!
Integra: Oh, well that's step one. What about 2 through 10?
Alexander: Oh Christ...
Alucard: You done goofed.
Alexander: How the blood-soaked, protestant hell did you do that?
Alucard Fuck you, That's how.
Best part fuck you thats how
What about when he kills twilight
Kevin Hooks Jr.
Yeah, that's just an overplayed joke. It was pretty much mandatory when vampires are concerned. Kinda like how Nonepiece actually said "Cross Depp reference off the list"
alucard-police girl this awesome u should totally join in seriously theirs 40 zombies in here just ions shot to the head and they explode.
seris-huh fine I'll shoot some of the rotten bastads...can't be that much fun....... OH FUCK THE HELL YES
+Aaron Bosshart well, you know what they say. Bitches love cannons.
Man if they did One Piece abridge they'd never finish that
true....proof of that is the Dragonball series
ROBERT JEBEDIAH FREEMAN Yeah
On the Brightside, They are DAMNED good episodes.
None Piece?
ROBERT JEBEDIAH FREEMAN well your right
9:40 That was the swaggiest "You dun goofed." I have ever heard.
Fuck you that's how! *Thug Life music*
NovaGN I practiced in the mirror.
Well it WAS Alucard who said it.
NovaGN I know, he just eswagulated all over that line.
NovaGN What is the song at 9:30?
I love this because this Alucard is one of the two best types of badasses. The calm, deadly, intelligent one like in the show, and this wise-cracking asshole.
Would you say the same about Alexander?
@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay*Yes*
"SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!" I laughed so much
"If you look deep into your heart, which is currently all over that tree, you'll find a way to forgive me."
Dark Hinata Yep.
Christian Wilkett-Lumba Oh you laughed? Really? We should get CNN over here to interview you about how you laughed.
that'd be cool
More like Shot through the tit
"Police girl...poliiiice girl...gather the dragon balls..."
"Gentlemen.... Ve... are Nazis!"
kind of obsessing about how perfectly delivered that line was
Awkward moment when this matches the mouth movements better than the actual dub...
I think Takahata actually changed the mouth movements a little bit for that exact reason.
Ashley H He does so in DBZ abridged (some of the how it was made videos mention this) so pretty likely.
chatokun Okay, cool, I was right. :)
chatokun Taka doesn't do the editing, that's Kaiser's job, Taka is the lead writer.
Adam Stringer I didn't actually mean Taka specifically, I figured it was someone from the team.
I think Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan (who is also Italian) should be nominated for "The Greatest Name of All Time Sarcastaward."
"Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. Oh if it isn't the catholic church" LMAO
Why the fuck did it take me 5 years to finally get the Twilight reference?
Lol
because you're a slowpoke *throws pokeball*
Because you don't read shit. Congrats
Yami- approved
same to me
same
"And you shot him 36 times. -thirty seven"
Me: alucarrrrrrd, that kills people.
Hahahaha
That made me laugh more than it shouldve XD
I'm just now getting the joke oh my fucking god
+Destinim13 i dont think he knew that! he is just a friendly vampire that wears a hat ;P
it`s from "Liamas with hats"
if you look into your heart... which is currently all over that tree...
best damn line in the series
"You'll find a way to forgive me."
Fuck you, that's how.
Bitches love cannons!
HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY!?!
I will never NOT stop loving this series!
.....I hate grammar sometimes -_-
@@NerdWord15 Yeahhh... Kinda noticed that just now
My favorite line ever
"Oh fuck all kinds of duck."
You leave the Krillmaster out of this
"How the hell did you do that?"
"F*ck you that's how"
Can't... Stop... Laughing!
omg same😂😂😂😂
How the blood-soaked prothestant hell did you do that?*
+OmegaZero141 💩🌮
+H240909 Everytime someone asks me how I do something I just tell em "Fuck you that's how" now
+H240909 only explanation for all of his crazy powers.
Alucard: "police girl, poliiice girrrl, you are reading your masters mind, put my head between your boobs!"
Seras: "Now I'm all alone, the only one I had left was you."
Alucard: "very good now the next thing I want you to do is put me between your legs....GOD DAMMIT!"
Best part of the whole episode! Absolutely had me on the floor! Great work takahata101!
TH-cam Prize Winner for "Most Creative Swearing"
Bella: Oh uh oh yeah. I love you, Edward.
Edward: And I love you Bella.
Alucard: *Knocks on the door*
Edward: Hold on. Who is it?
Alucard: Oh you know. *Shoots Edward 37 times* A real fucking vampire.
Me: And that should prove that Twilight sucks ass.
Totally.
Meh.
……..
Wooow... we watched the same video. Sheesh
Fuck off.
When he said "look deep into your heart" I thought he was going to give a hypocritical monologue. But then he went full savage xD
Which is currently all over that tree
who thinks this is the best vampire horror anime
besides me
me
Me
thats what i think to
davis eng guy who wrote it has another anime out this season called drifters. The dub on funimation is 5 eps behind, but it's fucking amazing. I mean the ova not the abridged series.
LOVE Drifters, it's awesome too. I still favor Hellsing (Ultimate) but Drifters is badass too!
Can't believe this was 10 years ago, I remember this dropping like yesterday
Suddenly it smells of hypocrisy in here... Oh if it isn't the catholic church! XD Beautiful!
TheNoobofHearts and no little timmy glued to your crotch... PROGRESS! :D
Paradox_larakroft "I'm a fuck mothering vampire" ~Alucard
XD
+TheNoobofHearts this is funny but i dont like how tghey stereotyped the catholic church...... Rapist priests are rare
oh fuck it, KNIFE!
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The original makes Alucard look like a badass, this makes him look like a smartass badass.
Andy Burt I have a secret... Alucard is the Crimson Fucka
lol
_That Moment When You Get Stuck In Your Head By Numbers._
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BRUH!
no. just, no
Llamas with hats reference with the "37 times"
Carl, that kills people!
+Extreme Otaku Caaaaaarrl!!!
Megan S Caaaaaaarrrrrl!!!!
ALUCARD! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
+Communist Spy bitch I eat people
"I'M A FUCK MOTHERING VAMPIRE" I'm using this in real life
Breakfast Waifu But you're not a fuck mothering vampire
dragon rampage yes I am
Breakfast Waifu You're a Breakfast Waifu
dragon rampage but also a fuck mothering vampire
Breakfast Waifu I used that line once. those kindergartners didn't get it I guess, since two cried and one pooped himself. I am no longer allowed to read to my daughters class.
Edward: Who is it?
Alucard: Oh you know, (gunshots) a real fucking vampire
Thank you takahata101 for calling Twilight out on it's bullshit
+Francis Zaldivar I know xD I get it's a romance and whatever but that doesn't mean they have to be so pathetic o-o::
Marceline Abadeer Not what I meant, but at least they had more emotion than the original Edward and Bella
+Francis Zaldivar It appears shots were fired. But not enough of them.
It wasn't a real vampire, it was Jacob!
JacobSmartSnake But he wasn't ogling a baby
Alucard is such a f-cking TROLL. 2nd favorite part of this episode:
Alucard: ~sniff sniff~ Huh? Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here-
OH, if it isn't the catholic church. And what's this?
No little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!
ROFL, can't wait till Halloween. I needz moar! MOAR! >v
THERE ARE MORE COMING?!?!?!?
+Rowan
Most certainly, one is uploaded every Halloweeners.
Matt Beckley It's not Halloweeners yet..why'd ya day so?
The new episode ain't here yet... But we'll be as patient as possible! Right..?
+Erin Mason i hope this series is not forgotten... TFS does not do much these days.
Holy hell. As many times as I've watched, I never knew LK was the voice of Walter. What can't that man do?
Who's LK?
LittleKuriboh. He's the creator of YuGiOh The Abridged Series where he does the voice of almost every character in the series. He's the voice of Walter in this episode, although I think someone else does it later. He's also the voice of Freeza in DBZA, as well as the narrator. In other words, he's awesome! >.
I only knew he voiced Penwood... You'd think that bloody Jolly Wally would appear higher on his resume, huh?
Man Alucard takes the best walks.
Lucky basterd
Said every homicidal doggo ever
@King Ghetsis second best walk he goes on screen
VERY enthusiastic walks
Ahh, what can I do for you father o'malleyo'connellO'carolo'briano'sullivan? Who is also Italian.
Longest name in the history of the the world
saowstudios Search Akon on wikipedia!
+saowstudios Of all time
+The mighty Chessers Yep that's me!
Is the "Who is also Italian" part of the name?
"Second verse same as the first" omg Herman's Hermits...ALSO OMG BOONDOCKS SAINTS.
This has to be the most well-done abridged series I've ever seen. It's absolutely hilarious, yes, but the VAing is excellent, the character's voices and personalities are quite similar to their canon counterparts, and there's an actual plot, instead of a mishmash of random scenes. It's perfect.
Integra- You shot him 36 times.
Alucard- 37.
Me- In a row‽
Edward: Who is it?
The Crimson Fucker: Oh, Yuno
+Zachary Messer *Hail of silver tipped bullets*
A real *Fucking* *Vampire*!
Fucking Gasai?
+Grell Sutcliff yes I was hoping someone would get my joke
holy fuck I'm dying XD
+Zachary Messer nice one
Father Anderson's fucking cheery Irish accent made this for me
I know, right? Apparently, it's the voice actor's Scrooge McDuck impression.
Glarn Boudin Oh woah you're right. Although it's a bit off.
I wouldn't know, though; I didn't really grow up with Duck Tales.
It's supposed to be Scottish. In fact, that's what Scrooge was too. It's a little wonky, but passable enough.
I don't know why they made him Irish in the abridged version, maybe better joke fodder? Still love this series anyway
Likely they couldn't tell the difference between Irish and Scottish accents, loads of people(mainly Americans ime) think Atlas from Bioshock is Scottish when he's fairly obviously Irish
And just like that, TFS has got me hook on yet another awesome anime
tell me im not the only one dying of laughter
+poptarte100 Yes it is. XD
I already love this anime
"I...I could try seducing him...wait, no, I'm not an 8 year old boy! SHIT!"
Honestly made me laugh the most.
this series would be WAY more entertaining if alcurad was actually like that
"How the blood soaked crosses did you do that?
"Fuck you that's how"
Best line ever
its blood soaked protestant hell. no need to censor it
"second verse same as the first, now put me on a plane so i can put em in a hearse." bars for days.
Alucard killing Edward...BEST PART!
+menslady125 He would obliterate Edward and all his fans in all realities. Not a fan of Twilight... Did try to read it, I like a good vampire story as much as the next person. But it's not a good vampire story... Go Alucard!
+TsukabuNosoratori2 I watched the first few minutes of the first film, but I had to stop because my mom had to return it and many other movies we were borrowing from her friend. Then, after I watched Nostalgia Critic talk about it, I decided to give up on it.
Edward: Who is it? Alucard: Oh you know, *shoots Edward 36, sorry 37, times* a real f+++ing vampire.
+TsukabuNosoratori2 Does anyone actually think Edward could fight Alucard? I honestly don't know what to say if anyone does.
+David Bruder I think that fight is just an excuse for Edward haters to watch Alucard kill him. I think a better opponent would be Kakazu from Naruto.
Who watched the actual hellsing ultimate after watching this?
ME
own em on dvd. so yeah.
Me too
I read the manga in middle school. Still to this day one of the best series ever.
Watched it a month ago after all the dub episodes came out its a glorious show
Just finished the original, rewatching abridged for the fourth time
I know I've re watched this whole series literally 25 times
+Ike Bran Same
+Angel I lost count. Years ago.
same.
lost count
Did she just say fuck all kinds of duck?
jes
well she isn't exactly my type but y'know I'm pretty desperate so I'd tap dat
Yes she did!
i mean she is pretty badass
"Gentlemen, we are Nazis!" That part killed me.
He sounds so pleased with himself when he says it XD
''Do you think if I shoot a leprechaun with my gun, Lucky Charms will explode everywhere?'' XD
Makes sense...
"I never actually found one but do you think if I cut it open with mah knife it'd spill out lucky charms!?!"
no...but it must bleed 4 leaf clovers right??
Kieran .Holmes How does that make sense?
I don't know XD I was trying to make a joke :)
Anyone up for some TRIGUN Abridged?
"What the heck is a double dollar anyways!?"
KASASpace That would be AMAZING!!!
KASASpace fancy seeing you here
KASASpace fancy seeing you here
KASASpace it's a great amount of money
5:28 - 5:34
In case anyone is wondering, the song in the background is "Feel so Numb" by Rob Zombie
Thank you kind sir.
@@kvitas8545 Glad to be of service friend! 🫡
And what plays when Alucard is reviving behind Anderson?
@@Pppp-zi7ex That's a Good question friend... I'mma have to do some research on that
Now Krillin is the nazi leader... please, Restart the owned count.
Brechum
What? Come on man, this guy's not even bald. He doesn't even have black hair either. It could be a Super Sayain though, wouldn't THAT be a hell of a twist?
Not what he meant, He's voiced by the guy that does krillin in the abridged series.
Carman Striker18 but alucard would still win
That is not Lanipator
Fuck. it actually is
"Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. Oh, if it isn't the Catholic church. And what's this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress."
Best fucking line in Abridged history.
It's halloween so I'm marathoning it. So that I'm ready for when the next episode is released, which should be soon.
Sitting Pyro It just came out. XD
No it didn't, it's been out for a while
Been watching this for awhile. Recognised Seras' voice. Similar to vinyl
NOWACKING!!!!
Takahata and nowacking in the same place?!?
GENIUS!
Best thing about Hellsing, EVERYONE'S eyes glow.
Alucard is my spirit animal
lol
good for you
Come Halloween my girlfriend wants Alucard and Police girl to take her family's kids trick or treating
+Blayne “Ghost” Peterson That sounds dope as hell
Alucard, The True Immortal maybe but I've seen her in the blonde wig I'm going to be trying not to laugh the whole night
Blayne Peterson lol
So, this is now the actual canon story for Hellsing. Agreed?
yep
There is another version of Hellsing, are you a Protestant?
*sees intro* this isn't quite what I asked for.
*gets past intro* this is way more than I bargained for.
The sparkly vampires from twilight need an "introduction" to Alucard.
***** a very Enthusiastic walk
9:40 "you done goofed" favorite line ever
That is my text ringtone
Juanpablo Montalvo That is awesome
I like the one after "fuck you that's how "
That's the best you done goofed and fuck you that's how
What's the name of the song that plays when seras kills those ghouls?
MFW sudden realization that the voice of Police Girl is also the voice of Vinyl Scratch from a shit ton of things lol
it's just perfect; the production quality, the interpretation of the character and even the voice acting. Worth watching ultimate just to watch this fucking thing lmao
"whos there? oh you know....
a real fucking vampire."
Ok to answer the question yes if you shoot a leprechaun lucky charms do spill out of its body I haven't had to buy a box of lucky charms for the past five years
YOU DUN GOOOOOOFED.
Viper Joe He did.
Viper Joe how in the protestant hell did you do that
TheRomanPraetor Fuck you that's how
TheRomanPraetor fuck you that's how!
Just finished watching episode 10 last night, Thank you Taka for the long journey.
At this rate all the episodes will be abridged by 2019.
"No little timmy glued to your crotch? Progress" fucking hilarious
tommy
Actually I think its Timmy
It was meant to be Timmy but autocorrect fucked up
lol.
Ok seriously.... if you haven't realized it yet.... this series is epic hilarious... and if you think TFS gives two shits about what you believe is "uncalled for" then you're watching the wrong TH-cam Channel dude.
ALUCARD IS DRACULA SPELLT BACKWARDS!!!
I just noticed this, either I'm a genius or and idiot
I don't know about either of those options. You were just kinda slow realizing it.
"D..R..A..C.."
"What nonsense are you spouting?
"Nothing..nothing at all"
....I don't wanna be that guy but Castlevania did it like, 20 years ago. Not an idiot but a couple of decades late. That's assuming that no fans of Bram Stoker made the joke. Then you'd be waaaaay late.
But arikado from aria of sorrow
Infinite BLADE56 I avoid anything that has sorrow in the name for everyone's best interest
Alucard and Seras killing Edward and Bella... I knew this series would be good.
Thank you TFS for getting me into Hellsing.
I liked this more than the actual Hellsing.
same
THIS, became nostalgia for me. Brings back "the good times" memories of when I was raiding and PVP'ing in WoW between 2010 - 2012. A guildie showed me this video, and soon after the second one came out! I love this stuff :)
lame vampire: im going to kill her!
Alucard: mhmmm
Lame vampire: but first im going to rape her!
Alucard: Neat!!
Lame vampire: but before i do any of that im going to kill you
Alucard: well that would be intimidating if you were well, intimating
Shot through the heart!!!!
Shot through the heart! And you're to blame! You give love a bad name!
"You done goofed."
+sailtheplains "Eat me, don't forget to write."
What did Anderson say before he left? To hell with all you dirty......
+boško buka To hell with all your dirty heathens!
I believe. :D
+sailtheplains Anderson: "how the blood-soaked Protestant Hell did ye do that?!"
+jcleaverchamberlinjr "fuck you that's how"
"If I shoot a leprechaun with my gun do you think it'll spill out lucky charms?"
I ASKED MY FRIENDS THAT AND THEY GOT INTO A HUGE DEBATE THANK YOU HELLSING ABRIDGED.
I wouldn't have known there was a stuffiness in the Performance until you brought it up, but you still did phenomenal considering.
Alucard looks like Ozzy Osbourne cosplaying Carmen Sandiego.
"Oh you know.... A real fucking vampire" "Fuck you thats how" XD best parts
4:53 "Second first, same as the first. Now put me on a plane so I can put them in a hearse." XD
Second *verse
Anderson is my favorite. That badass mofo with those rhymes XD
11 years later and it's still fun to watch
I'm on episode 9 of the original Hellsing. Decided to take a break. Its 3:38 am, I'm laughing my ass off watching spoofs of anime series. I either need to get my shit together, or I have an awesome life.
Why not both?
Dude, you have an awesome life. (Shrugs) plain and simple...
Awesome pic of undertaker and same here
omg its the undertaker from black butler :D lol
YOU MAY BE UNDERTAKER BUT I AM WILLIAM!
Takahata sir you and the rest of the cast are hilarious. Great work!
That version of Bella and Edward sound way more believable than the actors.
*sniff sniff*
huh?
Suddenly it smells of hypocrisy in he- oh if it isn't the "Catholic" Church?
And what's this? No Little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!
@@TheWarmachine375 AHH and what do we have here....a bloody heathen!!!!!!!