*TFS* Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 2

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  • @drewakers8518
    @drewakers8518 8 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    You know what the best part is? There are no Dairy Queen branches in England. Alucard brought that car all the way to America just to ram it into a DQ.

    • @danielbrant6740
      @danielbrant6740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Episode 8 fixed that by saying it was the first-ever Dairy Queen opened in the UK.

    • @jordanloux3883
      @jordanloux3883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Eh, it's funnier to think he went all the way to America to ditch the car

    • @NA-jz6nv
      @NA-jz6nv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oml yes

    • @Sbevewagon4493
      @Sbevewagon4493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@jordanloux3883 I prefer to believe these are two separate events with two separate cars

    • @Jampolo_OG
      @Jampolo_OG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Sbevewagon4493 I like the way you think, sir

  • @jacobbyrd8737
    @jacobbyrd8737 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2281

    I feel like they completely nailed Alucard's personality.

    • @GilfordEurig
      @GilfordEurig 9 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      +Jacob Byrd With a straight hammer

    • @deamonwolf4122
      @deamonwolf4122 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      +jefferson keathley that was made by god.

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Did he pull a Melvin when he asked for a hug?

    • @goodmorninghinata-kun3322
      @goodmorninghinata-kun3322 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      " oh what are you going to do? find that guy who can stop me? oh what was his name? Michael Mcdoesn'texist?

    • @goodmorninghinata-kun3322
      @goodmorninghinata-kun3322 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Carstea Florentin (rasengan) Alucard will give you all the piñatas you want

  • @sophiecarlberg
    @sophiecarlberg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1667

    "The one who sent me was... NAZIS!!"
    *dies*
    "...I heard George Lucas. Who else heard George Lucas?"

    • @jomeoperkins9333
      @jomeoperkins9333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      I heard Miami Heat.

    • @corrupt9351
      @corrupt9351 8 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      I heard The Motley Crew with my vampire hearing!

    • @curtisjordan7081
      @curtisjordan7081 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      thank all of you

    • @rooplal5152
      @rooplal5152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I heard Shamalan

    • @darrvenomfier790
      @darrvenomfier790 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I heard shit tons of gun fire explosions and then some guy screamed the one who sent me was NAZIS. apparently I heard that one from the good old U.S.A. just to clarify the gunfire was from down the street

  • @Cteklite
    @Cteklite 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1732

    "Are they Hookers?"
    "No."
    "And like that, you've lost me."

    • @jaytranscendencemodder1280
      @jaytranscendencemodder1280 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And like that you've lost me.

    • @christhechilled
      @christhechilled 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck that

    • @VladimirJacinthe
      @VladimirJacinthe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jaytranscendencemodder1280 They're our financial suppliers

    • @TheBeastr
      @TheBeastr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VladimirJacinthe oh gawd they've got to hate us

    • @TheBeastr
      @TheBeastr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VladimirJacinthe Oh man..they have to hate us

  • @cpt.dandilion1231
    @cpt.dandilion1231 9 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    I love the idea of Alucard being completely responsible for highschool of the dead. I can imagine him wiping out all the ghouls in an area but one, just to see what would happen.

    • @fuzzyshaque2482
      @fuzzyshaque2482 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yeah lol I noticed that reference too, I feel like if he went back to Japan he would kinda go, well shit

    • @goodmorninghinata-kun3322
      @goodmorninghinata-kun3322 9 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      "Alucaaaaard! You said you completed your mission in Japan!" "I said 99.9% done. It's not my fault that you don't listen when I speak."

    • @dragondan244
      @dragondan244 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +CptDandilion I was like that explains alot

    • @tencat24
      @tencat24 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you, I hadn't caught that reference.

    • @Nighthowlerschannel
      @Nighthowlerschannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh shit I didn't notice that since it's been awhile that I've last seen HOTD, at a reasonable yet young age at that time. Still loved it though.

  • @GoryJason23
    @GoryJason23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    "Come on, you were talking all that GOOD shit a second ago; then I *blew your fucking legs off!*"
    That's what Obi-Wan should have said to Anakin lol

    • @SuperUnhappyman
      @SuperUnhappyman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      EvilWilliam i understand why your called evil

    • @ambercrest8966
      @ambercrest8966 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EvilWilliam I think he would have. But that was his student, and he felt sorry for him... Don't know why.... But he did.

    • @user-xg8rl8zs9h
      @user-xg8rl8zs9h 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Boondocks reference

    • @blaxkknight8104
      @blaxkknight8104 ปีที่แล้ว

      This my first watching the abridged version this is way funnier than the original n it's funny they added the kratos theme from God of war 3

  • @janermaher
    @janermaher 8 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Jan Valentine is basically excatly the same as the original but with better one-liners

    • @foreignroninl1555
      @foreignroninl1555 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I think he's being voiced by the same guy who does Android 17 in TFS's DBZ abridged

    • @steveno3141
      @steveno3141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And alucard is Cell

    • @f3artheche3se29
      @f3artheche3se29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@foreignroninl1555 yep he is

    • @VampireA1056
      @VampireA1056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If it ain't broke, don't fix it

    • @PumpkinHoard
      @PumpkinHoard ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VampireA1056 Just like Hercule/Mr Satan. They didn't change most of his lines because, why mess with perfection?

  • @TrashHeapCustodian
    @TrashHeapCustodian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Everyone is dying at the "Texas" line, but I fucking love the follow up of "aww shit, looks like we need more prayer in schools."
    fucking brilliant line.

    • @rayevengel6911
      @rayevengel6911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Everyone is dying at the Texas line cuz that's when they got shot.

    • @SomberYeti
      @SomberYeti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was better but we already laughed at the Texas part.

    • @knotbots
      @knotbots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is aging like the finest wine lol

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As a Texan they didn’t bring enough guns

  • @joshthuestad1540
    @joshthuestad1540 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1181

    SUMMON UP YOUR DEMONS
    HIT ME, FIGHT ME,
    give me a hug

  • @EnderHeart5911
    @EnderHeart5911 8 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Every line of dialogue Alucard said to Luke is freaking golden.

    • @davidhall7644
      @davidhall7644 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      EnderHeart5911 oh you dirty bitch work the shaft

    • @MichaelS537
      @MichaelS537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The fucking "give me a hug" at the end.

  • @Zizzister
    @Zizzister 10 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    "Anything else?"
    "a 70 inch plasma widescreen TV"
    "Really?"
    "with Netflix"
    "Should it also be 3D?"
    "NO THATS A STUPID FUCKING GIMMICK AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!"
    So funny its true xD

    • @Mr8bitaddict
      @Mr8bitaddict 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say

    • @katsukawaame4190
      @katsukawaame4190 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pierre Seegers "everything I say" ;-;

    • @Mr8bitaddict
      @Mr8bitaddict 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      MikuHatsune KarrotKake Wut ._.

    • @Mr8bitaddict
      @Mr8bitaddict 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      MikuHatsune KarrotKake Wut ._.

    • @katsukawaame4190
      @katsukawaame4190 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pierre Seegers SSHHHHHHH........shhhh.....hhhhh........ .

  • @_LightningAnime
    @_LightningAnime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1155

    The Best Back and Forth I've Seen in a While
    Sir Integra: First off Property Damage
    Alucard: Good times
    Sir Integra: Dozen of Noise Complaints
    Alucard: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU
    Sir Integra: Killing At Least a Dozen Innocent People
    Alucard: Oh So Did Anthony Hopkins and He Got a Fucking Oscar for it
    Sir Integra: And all of the Sexual Harassment
    Alucard: I'm Not Apologizing

    • @ShawnNightwolf95
      @ShawnNightwolf95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I wish I knew the song playing during the noise complaint

    • @_LightningAnime
      @_LightningAnime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Shawn “Killswitch” Nightwolf Some Terrible Modern Metal Song

    • @bogdanjoksimovic6415
      @bogdanjoksimovic6415 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Shawn “Killswitch” Nightwolf The song is Skindred - Nobody

    • @PowerPuffGuys100
      @PowerPuffGuys100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that was great

    • @ShawnNightwolf95
      @ShawnNightwolf95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Bogdan Joksimovic thanks so much

  • @Felix-ve9hs
    @Felix-ve9hs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    a Hero kills the bad guys, Alucard kills ... well ... everything

    • @UnderfedShmuck
      @UnderfedShmuck 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Felix R except that last zombie, he gets the job 99.9% done

    • @xaviaxs
      @xaviaxs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the other 0.1% is the main cast group oh HOTD

    • @TheBeastr
      @TheBeastr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xaviaxs that's pretty sad when you think about it, but also pretty badass of Alucard killing that many zombies

    • @Unit-3475
      @Unit-3475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crazy vampire bastard .

    • @munstrumridcully
      @munstrumridcully 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is either an antihero or villain protagonist, depending on one's point of view

  • @timur22993
    @timur22993 8 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "What's wrong, demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Summon up your demons! HIT ME! FIGHT ME! Give me a hug!" xD

    • @maxschechter4156
      @maxschechter4156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Really?

    • @stardustanimator5907
      @stardustanimator5907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OH GOD NO-

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here on epic meal time. I'm sauce boss. And tonight were eating this wannabe demigod bitch. ..

    • @Dann_Palkarr
      @Dann_Palkarr ปีที่แล้ว +2

      On Epic Meal Time, I'm Sauce Boss! And tonight, we're eating blonde little wannabe demi-god b$%^&!

    • @doomdemon1205
      @doomdemon1205 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who…is that exactly? 😳

  • @Cteklite
    @Cteklite 8 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    "Where from?"
    *"Texas."*
    *Bullets. Many, many bullets.*

    • @identicalstrangeness8896
      @identicalstrangeness8896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      aye , the American way of life is built of explosions

    • @wafflemadness199
      @wafflemadness199 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Samuel Woodard It's also a joke at the common thought that Texans have lots of guns and many many bullets to shoot you with.

    • @yourshadow91
      @yourshadow91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wyoming would have worked just as well, we've got just as many if not more guns

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I almost take offense to that
      There wasn't near enough bullets

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, perhaps, but Texas is recognisable by almost everyone. Wyoming isn't a state that I'm all that aware of (I'm from eastern europe, we don't study about US states in particular)

  • @deadmanwalking1012
    @deadmanwalking1012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "they say TV makes you violent but not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent" me😂

  • @supernintendochalmers3385
    @supernintendochalmers3385 8 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Wow. They somehow succeeded in making Jan even crazier. Color me impressed

    • @MegaShadowblast
      @MegaShadowblast 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Impressed isn't a color...

    • @supernintendochalmers3385
      @supernintendochalmers3385 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      MegaShadowblast If it were, then I would be that color

    • @gibstoper
      @gibstoper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +MegaShadowblast literate fuck

    • @MegaShadowblast
      @MegaShadowblast 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Epix Mann Ya got a problem with that, huh?! HUH?! YA WANT A PIECE OF ME?! HUH?!

    • @caboose.20
      @caboose.20 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Epix Mann think you meant "illiterate"?

  • @TheAnonyomusGuy
    @TheAnonyomusGuy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    4:23
    THE most awesome receptionist desk worker of all time. stares death in th face and only says whoa in a casual fashion

  • @scottprice4955
    @scottprice4955 9 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Alucard: *Sees a dark void* And who exactly are you? Popo: I'm Michael McDoesntExist

    • @Cireones
      @Cireones 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Alucard vs Popo. Id pay to see that

    • @goodmorninghinata-kun3322
      @goodmorninghinata-kun3322 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Cameron Ireson popo is all powerful. It's not so much a fight as torture

    • @russell7852
      @russell7852 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cameron Ireson 2nd that

    • @scottprice4955
      @scottprice4955 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ***** While they laugh as Luke Valentine and Krillin suffer from something they orchestrated.

    • @nightblade3709
      @nightblade3709 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Scott Price Michael McDoesntExist, also known as Saitama. Now THAT would be an interesting fight.

  • @johnniewalker877
    @johnniewalker877 8 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "What are you gonna do? Grab that guy who can stop me? What was his name?Michael McDoesntexist?"

  • @Ray_V
    @Ray_V 8 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    I forgot how badass Walter was.

    • @retro.moonshine6403
      @retro.moonshine6403 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He's like an old Sebastian Michalies

    • @sakyosakho64
      @sakyosakho64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Scene Kat all he needs is silverware, a snazzy tail coat, and for Integra to where an eyepatch and there you go- black butler: hellsing edition

    • @0Roach_
      @0Roach_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Sakyo Sakho *Is silently pouring tea into multiple Tea Cups.*

    • @mrwindupbird101
      @mrwindupbird101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Walter is so hardcore it makes me feel incompetent

    • @vengeful_asura1382
      @vengeful_asura1382 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how do you forget that?

  • @GFY_Meno
    @GFY_Meno 8 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    Abridge Alucard is like a better Deadpool

    • @cecilrichardson2494
      @cecilrichardson2494 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      GFY Meno Wonder who'd win if Alucard and Deadpool had to fight each other? Better yet: throw in Anderson and Dr. Doom and turn it into a fatal 4-way free-for-all match.

    • @Solwyte
      @Solwyte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      laz kar No no no....Alucard will release control level zero turn into count Dracula and absolutely anihilate them and not to mention that out of all the souls he killed he kept one, Schrodinger and since he did that he inherites of his abilites. No matter how fast, how hard, how many times you kill him, he will always come back

    • @aredub1847
      @aredub1847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      they aint gonna fight. they gonna go drinking together.

    • @chrisjohns3675
      @chrisjohns3675 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YAAAAAAASSSSSSS OMFG

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A _better_ Deadpool? Pfft. Yeah, right.

  • @CHA2E
    @CHA2E 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    *EXPLOSION*
    "That was a 70 inch,
    Plasma screen TV.
    *tsk*
    SOOO HOW CAN I HELP YOU?"
    The camera angle from his gloves had me dying lmao

  • @noneofyourbusiness3288
    @noneofyourbusiness3288 8 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I love how they nailed Alucards personality. (in that he basicly doesnt give a fuck)

    • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
      @tennoshenaniganizer9234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      actually it's worse than he is in the usual version. The normal one, Alucard is a brooding monster, but in abridged his a mentally disturbed sexual psycho

    • @JonTheGamerGuru
      @JonTheGamerGuru 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ryan Olivier yes, quite the improvement if you ask me.
      In terms of comedy at least

  • @Xadaj127
    @Xadaj127 9 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    "And while the mime did survive, he'll never walk again...."
    Am I the only one who wants to know what the fuck happened in *that* incident?

    • @The-Nomad1
      @The-Nomad1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      alucard, alucard happened

    • @Xadaj127
      @Xadaj127 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thepielovingnerd Tell me something I *don't* know.

    • @sasquatchismyfather
      @sasquatchismyfather 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      +Xadaj127
      I find it difficult to believe that Alucard did anything to the mime, they say he survived....Alucard doesn't leave survivors.

    • @Xadaj127
      @Xadaj127 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      sasquatchismyfather That is a little suspicious...

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +sasquatchismyfather You never know, that could just be one REALLY badass mime.

  • @lukasprgic6315
    @lukasprgic6315 8 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    _Damn, this Jan voice Actor is way better. Also, this version of Jan is way better._

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *ɴᴇᴠᴀɴ ʀᴇᴅɢʀᴀᴠᴇ* - I think a big part of it is that Jan's canonical personality meshes with the abridged world far better, like the only way to make him better was rebuild the world in a way that makes him more believable.
      _(Plus, their voice acting is almost always either spot-on, or modified to improve on the original and make more sense within a comedic setting)_

    • @seanfitzgerald8917
      @seanfitzgerald8917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@NopeJustPatrick also I'm pretty sure he's the voice for DBZA Android 17.

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@seanfitzgerald8917 I don't know for sure, but I think you're right. I also loved DBZa's portrayal of the Androids.

  • @Werewolf_Korra
    @Werewolf_Korra 10 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    Alucard: And who the Hell are you?
    Popo: I'm Michael McDoesn'tExist

    • @triplej120
      @triplej120 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Alucard: oh your just a treat -smiles-

    • @Werewolf_Korra
      @Werewolf_Korra 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      triplej120 now if only I could find someone to wipe popo's smug grin off his face. There has to be some character higher up on the food chain

    • @linkinator777
      @linkinator777 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      noobmaster117 in the majin buu saga, trunks and goten knock popo on his ass

    • @Werewolf_Korra
      @Werewolf_Korra 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      linkinator777 So, it takes two super powered individuals whose strength and stamina, as well as overall durability dwarf Alucard (seriously, Alucard may be immortal, but compared to DBZ characters, he's made of paper) to beat Popo? Haven't you ever wondered WHY they wrote him that way? Because of that scene. He's taking punches that could destroy a mountain like a boss. Mind you, he's still overrated as all hell, but still, he's more powerful than he appears.

    • @linkinator777
      @linkinator777 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      popo's power level was stated at less than 1,000, thats why he didnt get invovled in the saiyan saga, when nappa and vegeta arrived, yamcha and the other z fighters were stronger than him, but come Majin Buu saga, he can physically restrain two supersaiyans.. yet panic while doing so until goku shows up.. so it all depends on how the writers feel... not t

  • @terrorhighway4157
    @terrorhighway4157 8 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "Well that's not fair at all"
    "I'm sorry,we don't give a fuck"
    I died at that part XDD

    • @teknogeek3749
      @teknogeek3749 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Makai Momuto So did Jan Valentine.

    • @cecilrichardson2494
      @cecilrichardson2494 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I loved the smug expression on Sir Integra's face as she raised her pistol! Not to mention that it stayed that way during the part where she's shown firing her own gun at Jan. She, and everyone in the room straight lit his ass up like a bunch o' ballas!

    • @blaxkknight8104
      @blaxkknight8104 ปีที่แล้ว

      I cried laughing at that part 🤣🤣🤣

  • @VirgilwithanE
    @VirgilwithanE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    SONG AT 0:55
    Nobody - Skindred
    If you were curious, I just saved you from having to scroll down FOREVER to find that out.
    You're welcome.

    • @dastick78
      @dastick78 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      VirgilwithanE
      I'm looking for the song at 11:44

    • @VirgilwithanE
      @VirgilwithanE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tristian alvarado Dragula - Rob Zombie

    • @SungDripMonarch
      @SungDripMonarch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank you very much man

    • @austinoakford1782
      @austinoakford1782 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anyone know the one at 8:17?

    • @fireblast8972
      @fireblast8972 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Austin the Dragonborn yeah, I've been trying to find that too

  • @Arygua
    @Arygua 10 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "Get that bitch a cannon, Bitches love cannons!!" Best quote 2014.

    • @18aidanme
      @18aidanme 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope, Best quote 2011.

    • @Arygua
      @Arygua 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      What??? I thought it was 2012.

    • @1stcaptainraldoron538
      @1stcaptainraldoron538 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're all wrong it's 2033! Oh wait, my TARDIS is on the fritz again.

    • @Arygua
      @Arygua 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHAT!!!! But my essay was due 18 years ago, "Im.....TARDY!!!"

    • @Arygua
      @Arygua 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Thanks!

  • @coreyondavis6032
    @coreyondavis6032 8 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    that was a 70 inch plasma screen TV. tssssssss
    So how can I help you

    • @ezrawyvern6795
      @ezrawyvern6795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You must be the great Alucard.

    • @KubatheChangeling
      @KubatheChangeling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ezrawyvern6795 'Sup?

    • @ezrawyvern6795
      @ezrawyvern6795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@KubatheChangeling I've heard quite a lot about you.

    • @ezrawyvern6795
      @ezrawyvern6795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Bezimienny Azar The Nightwalker, who glides through oceans of blood. Beyond human, a monster who's power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself.

    • @itzskir6832
      @itzskir6832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @kane morrison excuse you

  • @RockstoneVideo
    @RockstoneVideo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Aaah fuck it, SKULL FUCKING FOR EVERYONE!
    Come here ghoul!!

  • @mplumley95
    @mplumley95 9 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I have to say, whoever voices Seras in this parody does the most adorably sexy British accent.

    • @moonnoonoom5992
      @moonnoonoom5992 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She also does integra

    • @Nano6243
      @Nano6243 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      movak 1400 Megami33 does Integra. Nowacking just does Seras in this series. It's in the description.

    • @moonnoonoom5992
      @moonnoonoom5992 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Nano6243 huh they sound really similar

    • @Flight_of_Icarus
      @Flight_of_Icarus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nano6243 movak 1400 Fun fact. Megami33 also voices Android 18, and Gan, who voices Jan here also voices Android 17.

    • @moonnoonoom5992
      @moonnoonoom5992 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Iconoclasm_ huh that's interesting I didn't know that

  • @thisissparta789789
    @thisissparta789789 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    4:55-6:24 That moment when an abridged series makes an already disturbing scene in the original version even more horrifying.

  • @esper4605
    @esper4605 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    if I had a nickel for every time I sat down and replayed a moment from this episode, I'd have as many nickels as there are funny moments in this episode. The entire episode was a fifteen-minute riot.

  • @KyraHailey
    @KyraHailey ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Whoever did the crying communication mans voice is a damn expert. I genuinely felt like somebody was bein held hostage and forced to say that lmao

  • @Seajack64
    @Seajack64 11 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Release restraint level one."
    "Level what?"
    "Kaioken times TEN!"
    "Kaio-what?"

    • @InvaderKaz2008
      @InvaderKaz2008 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Synchro summon!"
      "Synchro what?"

    • @darthruin666
      @darthruin666 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FoxOwne Synchro... Summon.
      What Summon?

    • @natelovellette2713
      @natelovellette2713 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You activated my trap card
      What trap card

    • @KingdomHeartsSage
      @KingdomHeartsSage 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nate Lovellette You acitvated my Alu-card

  • @_LightningAnime
    @_LightningAnime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I Just Understood the Zombie Refrence Alucard Caused Highschool of the Dead

    • @spidergloo2708
      @spidergloo2708 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes 😂

    • @mrwindupbird101
      @mrwindupbird101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hey he stopped like 99.......point 9% of it.

    • @_LightningAnime
      @_LightningAnime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Perverse Farce the point .01 is the part that matters the most

    • @spartanivgaming8025
      @spartanivgaming8025 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he killed all but one zombie basically

    • @sirprize275
      @sirprize275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or as I like to call it: ZOMBIE TITTIE SHOW!

  • @SCI-FIWIZARDMAN
    @SCI-FIWIZARDMAN 10 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Ya leave ONE FUCKING ZOMBIE ALIVE.
    And the FUCKING APOCALYPSE HAPPENS IN A DIFFERENT ANIME.
    SHIT.

    • @ResidentEddy
      @ResidentEddy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Eh, I'd say: 99.... .9% done. Zombitch.

    • @jadanstutes
      @jadanstutes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How ironic that I just finished High School Of The Dead earlier this evening.

    • @1stcaptainraldoron538
      @1stcaptainraldoron538 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even more ironic that one of the characters on HSOD is based of the writer of Hellsing Ultimate:)

    • @dilemma08
      @dilemma08 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You had one job, Alucard.

    • @caiglee4525
      @caiglee4525 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carter Gates really???

  • @dear_totheheart
    @dear_totheheart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    "And I'm Carmen San Diego, guess where I am!"

    • @shadowgouf
      @shadowgouf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      classic

    • @kingnothing3523
      @kingnothing3523 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "I'm trying to have a serious conversation here."

    • @vampirehunter9047
      @vampirehunter9047 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +King Nothing "so am I and I'm failing"

    • @kingnothing3523
      @kingnothing3523 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      VampireHunter "And I'm sorry for that. It's just that I'm so agitated. Because this blonde little shit strolled into my room, blew up my 70-inch, PLASMA TV, and is now trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father."
      *Draws guns*
      "Be a sport and grab Daddy another beer, would you?"

    • @liloldman29
      @liloldman29 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +King Nothing
      *Gunshot*

  • @CBRuRedE1
    @CBRuRedE1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Alucard; Really? Really??
    Luke; Really.
    Alucard; Really?!
    Luke; Really!
    Alucard; REALLY!?
    Luke; Really!

    • @yuncelluz8709
      @yuncelluz8709 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Release Restraint Level One!

    • @fighter5583
      @fighter5583 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Level what? *gets leg shot off*

    • @casartherandom3010
      @casartherandom3010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      OH FUCK!
      You know what they say that watching tv makes people violent. BUT NOT HAVING MY TV IS MAKING PRETTY FUCKING VIOLENT!
      But I...you. What the fuck?

    • @vengeful_asura1382
      @vengeful_asura1382 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love the fucking banter between him and alucard before the fight starts

    • @fighter5583
      @fighter5583 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Vengeful_Asura Oh. So am I, and I'm failing, I'm sorry for that. It's just that I'm so agitated, because this blond little shit strolled into my room, destroyed my 70", PLASMA TV, and is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father.

  • @astraldirectrix
    @astraldirectrix 9 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Anybody else think that Jan Valentine is most likely GanXingBa's best role ever/in TFS productions? Seriously, the utter derangement of Jan's lines and personality is just so well-done. And what's worse, I've never seen all of Hellsing Ultimate and CAN'T. UNHEAR. JEICE AND ANDROID 17. O_O

    • @nickzakos271
      @nickzakos271 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And Tien, don't forget Tien

    • @astraldirectrix
      @astraldirectrix 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Keriazakos Dat Shin Kikoho tho. :D But I don't really hear much of Tien in Jan's voice, though it's still Gan, so yeah.

    • @nickzakos271
      @nickzakos271 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Amane Mizuhashi It starts to blend together when either character yells

    • @astraldirectrix
      @astraldirectrix 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Keriazakos True.

    • @TreyCaroland
      @TreyCaroland 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      hg cm c f2f bcc dmc ghcncm fmnvncbcvccv b kig dc bń&&I ooouhhyf c.f.'joh&/Ik

  • @Double_D__
    @Double_D__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    They actually made Jan even more crude and nasty than he already was. That's impressive.

    • @maddoxio
      @maddoxio ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tbh it feels like they toned him down

  • @GokkanZuzu
    @GokkanZuzu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "im not apologizing." the delivery of that line is just hilarious to me lol

    • @theexchipmunk
      @theexchipmunk ปีที่แล้ว

      Rightfully so. They after all were mostly not against him.

  • @SonicBlue92
    @SonicBlue92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "Oh you dirty b*tch, work the shaft!"
    What girl did you fantasize about when you first heard this quote?

    • @IntreusTheTraveler
      @IntreusTheTraveler 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I was thinking about a fantasized lesbian orgy..
      .. Don't ask, there were too many girls to count.

    • @theanchorshat585
      @theanchorshat585 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You...don't wanna know.

    • @deathlegionair
      @deathlegionair 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Seras or some other vampire chick, most likely the one from Trinity blood.

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My girlfriend sitting right next to me as we laugh our asses off

    • @AnesidoraAston
      @AnesidoraAston 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Luke Valentine. In full bondage gear.

  • @RedstoneEndermanMC
    @RedstoneEndermanMC 10 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "And way came all the way out here with these foreign exchange students on a field trip through England."
    Guard:"Where from?"
    *Guns click*
    "Texas"

    • @rainestar6781
      @rainestar6781 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like I should be offended but I can't bring myself to do it... XD

    • @TheAutoman217
      @TheAutoman217 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ***** Me too, and I'm from Texas

    • @MrsLAnderson24
      @MrsLAnderson24 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      RedstoneEndermanMC I'm Texan. I think that was hilarious as I have a 12 gauge, 45, and 9 cal. locked in my case as I type this. No offense taken.

    • @jdizzy01
      @jdizzy01 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** why?

    • @rainestar6781
      @rainestar6781 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jdizzy01
      Because it's funny.

  • @FlowerTrollSan
    @FlowerTrollSan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Was that "give me a hug!" a reference to Melvin from Yugioh abridged? XD

    • @casartherandom3010
      @casartherandom3010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      yep

    • @memelord0458
      @memelord0458 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FlowerTrollSan really

    • @carlosmarquez7701
      @carlosmarquez7701 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      FlowerTrollSan what ep

    • @FlowerTrollSan
      @FlowerTrollSan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carlos Marquez Basically every episode Melvin appears in, but first time it was in ygotas episode 42

  • @genjishimada2855
    @genjishimada2855 8 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Hey they played Dragula by Rob Zombie. That's pretty cool

    • @fireblast8972
      @fireblast8972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genji Shimada where?

    • @PrimeMaul_Gaming
      @PrimeMaul_Gaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      11:45

    • @numbjuhnu
      @numbjuhnu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, at least I'm gonna die with a raging boner.

  • @kaostheorie29
    @kaostheorie29 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "They say that TV makes you violent. Well I'd say not having my TV is making me PRETTY FUKING VIOLENT!!"
    Original Alucard is awesome. TFS version is even better.

  • @nb876
    @nb876 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This abridged series feels like the result of mixing Alucard with Archer

    • @captainpancakes1893
      @captainpancakes1893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know, you aren't wrong

    • @kalaong
      @kalaong 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@captainpancakes1893 ...especially given what fen know of Sterling's childhood.

  • @thefriendlygiantbear7839
    @thefriendlygiantbear7839 9 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    The only person who can stop Alucard (For at least 30 years...) is Schrodinger.

    • @thefriendlygiantbear7839
      @thefriendlygiantbear7839 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep.XDXD

    • @thefriendlygiantbear7839
      @thefriendlygiantbear7839 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Because that's how long it took Alucard to reform himself after eating him. (Spoilers)

    • @thefriendlygiantbear7839
      @thefriendlygiantbear7839 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No....Alucard sorta absorbed him. And although Schrodinger can be anywhere at any time, there is only one of him.

    • @thefriendlygiantbear7839
      @thefriendlygiantbear7839 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He kinda is...and now not only is he unkillable, but he's a good vampire like Seras, as all the souls he had inside him were unleashed.

    • @thefriendlygiantbear7839
      @thefriendlygiantbear7839 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The latter. I like having control of myself,with morals and stuff, and hey , looks can be a bonus.

  • @jetghoul4182
    @jetghoul4182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "well you can choose your friends but you can't choose your family"
    Damn right bro

  • @dmiu1996
    @dmiu1996 9 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Alucard: Oh what are you going to do grab that guy who could stop me...what was his name again Micheal McDoesntexist
    Schrodinger : Did someone call my name?

    • @parkerschenck9197
      @parkerschenck9197 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But he couldn't at least not for good only for 30 years

    • @RoWiGRaTH
      @RoWiGRaTH 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well considering the track record of all the other people who thought they could stop Alucard, I'd say Schrodinger should have the name Michael McDoesn'texist. 30 years is a lot better than 30 seconds!

    • @patrickmcginty3234
      @patrickmcginty3234 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +David Miu I never got that joke. Who was Alucard referring to?

    • @RoWiGRaTH
      @RoWiGRaTH 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's not really anyone. It's his way of saying "There's no one in the world who can kill me." Thus why "MIchael's" last name is "McDoesn'tExist". It's just one of those obscure jokes that got used really well here in the Abridged version.

    • @smiith5
      @smiith5 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know a lot of guys who could stop him.

  • @Yummibear7
    @Yummibear7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Alucard: "maybe because i'm so agitated that this blonde shit scold into my room, destroy my 70 inch platinum screen TV, and trying to impress me as if i'm his alcoholic father"
    ((pull out guns))
    Alucard: *"be a sport a grab daddy another beer won't you"*
    Me: *FLIPPING MY SHIT*

    • @zetsubo_amvs
      @zetsubo_amvs 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You messed up a few words there pal but still cool :D

    • @Yummibear7
      @Yummibear7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Byramboy ROCK yup cause I was speed typing :D

    • @MemesToa
      @MemesToa 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was a *70"*... plasma screen TV... So, how can I help you?!

    • @Yummibear7
      @Yummibear7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kyle Thornell LMAOF XDDDDDD *Dies of laughter*

    • @deamonwolf4122
      @deamonwolf4122 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      captain Tashigi Strolled* destroyed* and is* there wasn't any platinum.
      Edit : It was actually plasma, just correcting the both of us at once

  • @ShatposterSupreme
    @ShatposterSupreme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    So... Alucard indirectly caused HOTD?

    • @yugijak
      @yugijak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      HOTD?
      *quick google
      Oh....still lost.

    • @ShatposterSupreme
      @ShatposterSupreme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Highschool of the Dead. You saw the opening sequence about the mission in Japan with the zombie. So basically he started the entire show.

    • @yugijak
      @yugijak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I see.
      should probably look up the abridged version now that I think about it.

    • @TheGoodWillSpreader
      @TheGoodWillSpreader 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AFAIK there is no High School of the Dead abridged.

    • @yugijak
      @yugijak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      REEEEEEally?
      Well then, perhaps that needs rectified.

  • @MJB328121
    @MJB328121 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    5:00-6:23 this bit was better than the original in my opinion

  • @emkayoutofcontext7559
    @emkayoutofcontext7559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    *ALUCARD:* That was a 70 inch... Plasma screen T.V.....
    *ALUCARD:* (inhales) So, how can I help you!?
    Literally me, when someone walks into my room without knocking XD

  • @flitxthedestroyer237
    @flitxthedestroyer237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Alucard: I get the distinct impression your embarrassed of me.
    Me: Just like my parents.

  • @BloodyFlesh626
    @BloodyFlesh626 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    XD these parody's make Alucard and Integra more like brother and sister, then a servant and a master. I love it.

  • @dr_mctastic2457
    @dr_mctastic2457 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Guard: "Where from"
    Jon: "TEXAS"
    Guard: *Dies*

    • @wyattshelley5483
      @wyattshelley5483 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AMERICA

    • @OGSabbath
      @OGSabbath 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      oml im ded XD

    • @casartherandom3010
      @casartherandom3010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bro its not oml omg its omp oh my Popo

    • @jpool115
      @jpool115 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's "Jan"

    • @pokemimi5876
      @pokemimi5876 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree completely, here in Texas everyone has a gun XD
      If not they have nerf guns

  • @burningskulldogaming
    @burningskulldogaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    In any game:
    Me in multiplayer 12:12
    Me in single player 7:28

    • @wafflemadness199
      @wafflemadness199 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      badass to absolutely fucking horrible. It's because the good players always play multiplayer.

    • @anubis6173
      @anubis6173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @jorionedwards
      @jorionedwards 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      For me it's more like :
      Multiplayer PVP: 11:24

    • @discotech6178
      @discotech6178 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Combat logging out nub

  • @JacobthePoshPotato
    @JacobthePoshPotato 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Where from?""Texas!" pure gold. i atually lauged out loud!

  • @wesleycarter7041
    @wesleycarter7041 8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    that was a 70 inch plasma screen t.v.

    • @Champion1209
      @Champion1209 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      so how can I help you

    • @wesleycarter7041
      @wesleycarter7041 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @johnathangrishaw3096
      @johnathangrishaw3096 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      you can almost hear the "i will rape and kill you, not in that order." in his voice

  • @scribble71891
    @scribble71891 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    @ 10:32 who did Jan think he was talking to? Goku? XD

  • @melodiesoftime5357
    @melodiesoftime5357 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Alucard: "That is a 70 inch, plasma screen TV."
    Me: "With Netflix."

  • @camramaster
    @camramaster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The best lines ever: "Release Restraints Level 1."
    "Level what?"
    *Que imminent horror and violence.

  • @takahata101
    @takahata101  10 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Hey guys! Thanks for watching/subscribing!
    We have an ALL NEW WEBSITE for you to check out!
    teamfourstar.com/
    twitter.com/Takahata101
    facebook.com/teamfourstar

    • @TorchTaylor21
      @TorchTaylor21 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...which one is the new one?
      Edit: HOLY CRAP THE SITE LOOKS EPIC NOW

    • @chaos_medic2802
      @chaos_medic2802 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Skull-fuckin' for everyone!

    • @Napalmxxx2
      @Napalmxxx2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ***** I think they release a new one every halloween dude, I see what you mean though, its freakin funny.

    • @zmatt007
      @zmatt007 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** It takes time to make something this damn great

    • @random9gager
      @random9gager 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If you like using Rob/White Zombie music for Police Girl, I think her very own theme song should be Dead Girl Superstar. Try incorporating it into the next episode if you agree :D

  • @ishmaelsipho3156
    @ishmaelsipho3156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Alucard: oh what are you going to do, grab that guy who can stop me, what was his name? Michael Mcdoesn't exist.
    Intergra: No I am going to call Mr Popo
    Alucard: Ha.... I guess I will be spending the day indoors today
    Mr Popo: Haii..............
    Alucard: OW SHIIIIIIIIIIIII......

    • @dorkfish1275
      @dorkfish1275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      um you do realize that they're both demons?

    • @bloodlink2
      @bloodlink2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Christian Teeter Mr. Popo is a genie

    • @ishmaelsipho3156
      @ishmaelsipho3156 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** That's what I thought he was as well like dude Christian

    • @dorkfish1275
      @dorkfish1275 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same thing depending how you look at it.

    • @jackyichan4759
      @jackyichan4759 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A genie is technically a demon, seeing how the djinn (which is the true word for a genie) are defined as demons in the original Arabic mythology.

  • @novablaze3410
    @novablaze3410 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Oh, so what was that issue regarding out funding?"
    "Issue?"
    "What issue?"
    "I don't see an issue!"
    "Shut up and take out money!"
    I died XD

    • @General_C
      @General_C ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That evil ass grin too... God I love this show.

  • @Lorijenken
    @Lorijenken 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "oooh you dirty bitch..work the shaft"...holy shit I died laughing.

  • @SooshiShef
    @SooshiShef 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The mission in Japan part killed me after I stared watching HOTD XD

  • @Villeta27
    @Villeta27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "And I'm Carmen Sandiego guess where I am!" He wears almost an exact, if masculine, version of her outfit...he was a chick in the forties...Anyone else thinking what I am?

    • @wppb50
      @wppb50 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I could absolutely see Alucard stealing historic landmarks for yucks.

  • @viki2133
    @viki2133 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    - Where from?
    - Texas.
    *multiple guns firing*

  • @cortster12
    @cortster12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    2:06 So happy 3D TV's never became popular... Sadly, theaters still push this shit even today.

    • @casartherandom3010
      @casartherandom3010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      3d in theaters is cool. 3d tv is bullshit

    • @benglaser1345
      @benglaser1345 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      casartherandom yeah, I just saw doctor strange in 3D. it is really the only movie I have seen that was worth it

    • @foreignroninl1555
      @foreignroninl1555 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me of the time that my family and I went to see Avatar in 3D. The 3D graphics made my mom and I nauseous. That was the last 3D movie we ever watched.

    • @RobertSeeJen
      @RobertSeeJen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greetings from the future. Not so much anymore. Thank goodness!

  • @hinatananase621
    @hinatananase621 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Lol, "Bitches love cannons" XD

  • @LadyStoneheart312
    @LadyStoneheart312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love how Jan looked like he was gonna be a joke and Luke the silent badass, but Luke turned out to be a bitch and Jan fought and went out like a total boss

  • @eonsinfinity534
    @eonsinfinity534 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    .............That is where the "bitches love cannons" line comes from....... I just found this series for the first time ever today....I have heard that line over 3ish years ago.

  • @Vill-e3v
    @Vill-e3v 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    ... huh, so that's how HOTD came about. The more you know people!

    • @Vill-e3v
      @Vill-e3v 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Well... at least I'm going to die with a raging boner"
      Me too man, me too.

    • @natelovellette2713
      @natelovellette2713 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was indeed odd

  • @ill0gicalpine
    @ill0gicalpine 11 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "With 3-D~?"
    "NO! THAT'S A STUPID FUCKING GIMMICK AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!!"

  • @hadouradiance3566
    @hadouradiance3566 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Level 1."
    "Level wha--" *rip*
    "Kaioken times 2!"
    "Times wha-" *punch*
    Ah...Tfs. I love you so.

    • @marioramunno4180
      @marioramunno4180 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      God Vegetto no its more like
      Kaio-Ken!
      Kaio what?

    • @hadouradiance3566
      @hadouradiance3566 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mario Ramunno yeah, but when goku went times two, Vegeta said "Times what--?"

    • @marioramunno4180
      @marioramunno4180 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      God Vegetto fair point

  • @UndergroundMusicProductions
    @UndergroundMusicProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Texas *snaps finger*" shit gets lit lol that n the paper thing is probably my favorite parts in this after watching these 12 times they just never get old. lol

  • @hillarytrump3157
    @hillarytrump3157 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Uuhh, that's bad. We need that right?
    Walter, we need that, right?"
    "Yes sir."
    "Thank you, Walter."
    His voice xD
    I'm dying xD

  • @jmanruules
    @jmanruules 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    They say tv makes you violent, but i say not having my tv is making pretty FUCKING VIOLENT XD

    • @avilasergio951
      @avilasergio951 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Its just that I'm agitated. Since this blonde little bitch walked into my room, destroyed my 70 inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father.

    • @nou8257
      @nou8257 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Ohh yeah you dirty bitch work the shaft"

    • @Falcovsleon21
      @Falcovsleon21 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Hey we're here on epic meal time! I'm the sauce boss and tonight we're eating this little wannabe demigod bitch."

    • @CPD0123a
      @CPD0123a 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tensai _9 Now be a good sport and grab daddy another beer.

    • @fighter5583
      @fighter5583 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      No beer and TV make homer go crazy

  • @kylemaurer9167
    @kylemaurer9167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10 Years later and this video is still drop dead hilarious. Me and my buddies love to put this on once we’ve had some drinks, it literally never fails to make us laugh like nutjobs

  • @michaelwhite2169
    @michaelwhite2169 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The communications guy deserves a FUCKING Emmy!

  • @JDueler11
    @JDueler11 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Level What?"
    "Kaio-What?"

  • @MrMobiusfan
    @MrMobiusfan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Releasing Control Art Restrictions level 3, 2, 1. The Cromwell Invocation is in effect, and will remain until enemies have been rendered silent." Unless you can do something besides shit yourself after hearing those words directed at you, then you are already dead.

    • @josephstahl9119
      @josephstahl9119 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ironically that would be the Major, The Captain, the Doctor... who were quite elated to see it...

    • @MrMobiusfan
      @MrMobiusfan 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uria Hoeft They got level 0. And it couldn't reach them. Thus, they could do something beside shit themselves. The an unbound vampire and a lab experiment killed them all.

  • @Nananki
    @Nananki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This iteration of Alucard might be my favorite fictional character of all time.

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I keep cracking up at Alucard's "Suuuuuuuuuup?".
    That shit is priceless.

    • @avilasergio951
      @avilasergio951 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Oh you dirty bitch, work the shaft."

    • @airyaboura7826
      @airyaboura7826 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I'm I'm srry heh, I like to talk dirty when someone's SUCKING MY DICK."

    • @Kuppancs.
      @Kuppancs. 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Airy Aboura ,,BITCH I ATE PEOPLE!!!'' :'D

  • @NarratorVT
    @NarratorVT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    HELLSING DRINKING GAME!!!
    Take a drink every time someone says the word "Fuck". Let the games begin!!!

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Everyone's gonna be so fucking stone cold dead at the end of it all. xD

    • @starsturck2701
      @starsturck2701 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Here's a harder one:
      Every time someone swears drink
      Every sex joke drink
      Every time someone says "bitches love cannons" drink twice

    • @NarratorVT
      @NarratorVT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      starsturck2701 I didn't want to kill anyone with though

    • @kuribayashi84
      @kuribayashi84 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blazingspirit100 The only way to even survive this one is to ignore Jan Valentine.

  • @EmmaBonn96
    @EmmaBonn96 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The fact that adventure time is not on Netflix pisses me off.

    • @Vid_Katt
      @Vid_Katt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Canais Young Now that makes Me REAAAALLLY VIOLENT

    • @joshvandehoef194
      @joshvandehoef194 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bakorafanboy13 It is on kisscartoon. Add free

  • @fionagibson7529
    @fionagibson7529 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Alucard: "I'd say 99...point 9 percent done."
    *Cut to Highschool of the Dead.* You bloody idiot you started the apocalypse!

  • @DragonFae16
    @DragonFae16 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    There is something seriously wrong with that moon. Not only is it always full, it is WAY to close. That's like how close the moon was when it first formed. Tides on that world must swamp every city built near the coast.

  • @kadindarklord
    @kadindarklord 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Sexual Haresment"
    Uh, Integra, you want to try that line again? - sticks out every time I watch this.

    • @kadindarklord
      @kadindarklord 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      kadindarklord Also, is it "Ghouls" or "Cools" for the first guy. I'm going to assume the former, but it does sound like the latter.

    • @ThePossiblyInsane
      @ThePossiblyInsane 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      kadindarklord That's just how people in some parts of the UK pronounce it.

    • @The-Nomad1
      @The-Nomad1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gouls are pretty fucking cool tho

    • @kadindarklord
      @kadindarklord 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live in the UK, but it stands out for me.

  • @alfredashford5924
    @alfredashford5924 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "And I am Carmen Sandigeo, guess where I am!" -Alucard.
    Makes me laugh everytime.

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There's something very fucking cool about the fact that the characters in HOTD have such a MASSIVE problem in dealing with the zombies, whereas The Hellsing organization could basically clean up all of Japan in like a few days.

  • @RuleofThreeTAG
    @RuleofThreeTAG 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Should probably post this as "not safe for work". Not cause of the blood or cussing but because you will be laughing your ass off and everyone at work will hear you.

  • @WiseSnake
    @WiseSnake 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    _Ah shit! Looks like we need more prayer in schools._ Brilliant.

    • @silentjoker45
      @silentjoker45 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Wise Snake Get that bitch a cannon bitches love cannons

    • @silentjoker45
      @silentjoker45 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seth Ingram Oh so did Anthony Hopkins and he got a fucking Oscars for it

    • @FiestyTigress0900
      @FiestyTigress0900 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +dane golden Whats a Blood Rage? And why don't I remember anything?

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      we have over a hundred trained guard's on duty at all times
      *BOOM*
      what was that?! that was probably the escape chopper exploding
      lol ironic

  • @rainabecker8965
    @rainabecker8965 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jan : The one who sent me was, Natzis.
    Integra: I heard George Lucas, who else heard George Lucas?
    Walter: I heard Miami Heat.
    Seras: I heard The Motley Crew with my vampire hearing.

  • @stevethebarbarian9876
    @stevethebarbarian9876 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Walter's speech when he showed up and trounced the douche (forget his name) was probably my favourite moment in this whole series.