An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising | Part 2 | Sons of Obesity

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  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2874

    "now every game is worse because they don't have this."
    Metal Gear Rising in a nutshell, really.

    • @SearaChar
      @SearaChar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Me seeing Raiden do the foot sword thing for the first time

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sequels in a nutshell.
      Halo is awesome. But it got worse when the sequel introduced dual wielding.

  • @TheMock5000
    @TheMock5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3562

    "Violence is never the solution. It's a question, and the answer is yes."
    I gotta use that sometime.

    • @ajvark
      @ajvark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama, in tumblr user Kumagawa's dream

    • @Incognito_Blazer
      @Incognito_Blazer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@ajvark Of beasts huh? I guess you could say that makes it the...
      *RULE OF NATURE*

    • @brattysubenthusiast
      @brattysubenthusiast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Oppen1945 The last part of Attack on Titan,more or less 🤣🤣

    • @neonlove5456
      @neonlove5456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what "It has to be this way" basically fucking says. Lol

    • @Bronek0990
      @Bronek0990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I use that phrase all the time

  • @jimbob7572
    @jimbob7572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10263

    “My source is that I made it the fuck up”
    An amazing line

    • @jujuteuxOfficial
      @jujuteuxOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      sad that armstrong didn't go "thanks for noticing"

    • @henriquefinger935
      @henriquefinger935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      Bro, are you high?
      Let me check...
      ...Yes.
      HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT!!

    • @jujuteuxOfficial
      @jujuteuxOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      ngl raiden's voice would be amazing for postal guy's voice

    • @zangalus2005
      @zangalus2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@jujuteuxOfficial Oh my God... That VA and Max0r sound so much alike, its amazing, lol

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "Even in death, he's on crack"

  • @leandroconti4435
    @leandroconti4435 ปีที่แล้ว +6101

    The "i made it the fuck up" line is funny, but the best one for me is "American imperialism is totally justified because we had a black president once... BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM". Gianni s delivery is just PERFECT

    • @raydiiradius
      @raydiiradius ปีที่แล้ว +174

      truly, his proficiency is *heart* warming

    • @WheatDos
      @WheatDos ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ​​@@raydiiradiusf i hear another goddamn pun...

    • @theoverseer1775
      @theoverseer1775 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's Gianni? Holy shit this video just became 100x better for me

    • @raydiiradius
      @raydiiradius ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That’s why Raiden’s the best,@@WheatDos . He always wore Armstrong’s heart on his sleeve.

    • @WheatDos
      @WheatDos ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@raydiiradius (crushes heart) (seizure-inducing montage)

  • @user-tu1lw2ox2r
    @user-tu1lw2ox2r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7295

    even the actors, including Max0r, were confused by their lines they had to read. it’s fucking incredible. one of the best inaccurate summaries to date

    • @cypherthe3rd
      @cypherthe3rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      the best*
      I'd say

    • @carltasticdrew9633
      @carltasticdrew9633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      They even can't hold their laugh on some lines like Armstrong's

    • @yapflipthegrunt4687
      @yapflipthegrunt4687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      @@carltasticdrew9633 This video was so funny Gianni laughed at one of his lines.

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I am impressed the Sundowner lines were said without breaking down laughing

    • @SapunMan
      @SapunMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@realmario979 You mean like the time he broke down laughing at the end of "Kids are cruel, Jack. And I love minors"?

  • @aghitsaplane4262
    @aghitsaplane4262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5731

    >"I'm fucking invincible"
    >Easiest boss once he losses his shield
    This had to be on purpose

    • @Galgamos
      @Galgamos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Fun fact: With some blade mode animation cancels, you can actually juggle him, even before breaking the shields. :D

    • @Floridamangaming729
      @Floridamangaming729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Im pretty sure it is.

    • @KABLAMMATS
      @KABLAMMATS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Im pretty sure it's easier with his shield

    • @CaramelFop
      @CaramelFop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I cheese him with dystopia, never had to get close to him when he exploded

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Everyone misses the point of Sundowner, which is funny since he tells it straight to your face. Specifically in the "I'm very in touch with my inner child" line.
      Every single thing he says or does is in the form of a violence abusing, cruel child. Watch every scene he's in with this in mind and you will see it. it's especially obvious in the train scene in the first level.
      And in the final fight with him, his weapon is a giant scissor and his shield is literally the "everything proof shield" that asshole kids use to ruin the fun for everyone when they play in the playground. He even refers to it as such with the "I'm fucking invincible" line.
      Plus, he plays unfair (helicopters and soldiers join the fight).

  • @pollyannaquixote9739
    @pollyannaquixote9739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17210

    Sometimes I forget that most geopolitical problems could have easily been solved with Clifford the Big Red Sword.

    • @supersuccfcy5863
      @supersuccfcy5863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      "the big red stab wound"

    • @fernandoalonsociezaghersi7219
      @fernandoalonsociezaghersi7219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      How is your commment a day ago??????

    • @knight1706
      @knight1706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      @@fernandoalonsociezaghersi7219 Patreon, jack!

    • @azeroth2994
      @azeroth2994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      @@fernandoalonsociezaghersi7219 Patreon-machines son! They recive a video in response to money-based trauma. You can't comment before them Jack!

    • @toastywhiteboy7822
      @toastywhiteboy7822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      thousand-degree sword

  • @aboxofbeans
    @aboxofbeans ปีที่แล้ว +4467

    "My blood is red white and blue, Jack. I wonder what color yours is."
    This line unironically goes HARD.

    • @Wizard_Cat
      @Wizard_Cat ปีที่แล้ว +160

      It's just blue, particularly Glacier Freeze Gatorade

    • @feffermickel
      @feffermickel ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Seriously it’s a fantastic line. I can imagine President Funny Valentine saying it too

    • @user-pi1lb4tf2f
      @user-pi1lb4tf2f ปีที่แล้ว +82

      It really was. Specially spoken by Armstrong.
      He has red and white blood as a person
      And blue as someone coming from an elite family. Or might be the gatorade thing as partly cyborg.

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      @@feffermickel He would say that considering he has scars in the exact shape of the American flag on his back for some reason.

    • @scrp6638
      @scrp6638 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@iantaakalla8180
      Valentine upon hearing about Jesus’ corpse:
      *is for America? 👉👈*

  • @YukiKurosame
    @YukiKurosame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6384

    im fucking sobbing over the fact that the entire armstrong bit is only slightly exaggerated

    • @TheAzulmagia
      @TheAzulmagia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +841

      Parody Armstrong makes more sense to me than actual Armstrong.

    • @mattygee6852
      @mattygee6852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Genuinely lmao

    • @danhelsting6308
      @danhelsting6308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      the only difference with Armstrong's speech was that he changed the metaphor from Politics to Social media and that made it BETTER!

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Snap into a slim Jim
      -president torso-tough

    • @frozenfeet4534
      @frozenfeet4534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      worst part is if you go to any video about the mgr armstrong cutscenes people are like "fuck, armstrong makes some good points, we *should* cull the weak! i read this in an ayn rand book once"

  • @rodolfosaccon3869
    @rodolfosaccon3869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21227

    He actually pulled it off without a nanomachines joke, fucking legend

    • @jormilos
      @jormilos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2697

      I'm just a little surprised we didn't get anything from Armstrong about playing college football

    • @theamazingmr.shovelman8328
      @theamazingmr.shovelman8328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1617

      @@jormilos at some cushy Ivy League school?

    • @0uttaS1TE
      @0uttaS1TE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +771

      That's how you know he's a professional.

    • @CheemsofRegret
      @CheemsofRegret 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

      @@theamazingmr.shovelman8328 Try the University of Texas!

    • @lecmark3278
      @lecmark3278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +957

      I'm surprised he didn't say "This is real ingame dialogue" for literally everything in the last fight

  • @danishamirul1543
    @danishamirul1543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7974

    Jack : What's a gun/ What the fuck is a sword?
    Also Jack : *A SUCCESS OF A NATION IS DETERMINED BY MATERIALISTIC AND SOCIOECONOMIC FACTORS*

    • @almabatekert_villanykorte3387
      @almabatekert_villanykorte3387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      Jack needs to read a fucking book

    • @the.bardboyenski600
      @the.bardboyenski600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +628

      He's just high not stupid.

    • @randomfolk9545
      @randomfolk9545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      “Even though your Iq is the room temperature of alaska”

    • @Doktor_dooom
      @Doktor_dooom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@almabatekert_villanykorte3387 what the fuck is a book

    • @mercury2157
      @mercury2157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      LISTEN KID, I DON'T KNOW WHAT A MCDONALD'S DOES

  • @demonslayer5122
    @demonslayer5122 ปีที่แล้ว +7019

    13:44 Max0r ladies and gentlemen. The only person capable of writing something so batshit insane that even Gianni Matragrano breaks character.

    • @darthrap456
      @darthrap456 ปีที่แล้ว +584

      damn max0r got a real voice actor for this video, I didn't even know, now that's dedication!

    • @co5micwaffle742
      @co5micwaffle742 ปีที่แล้ว +711

      Max0r did this *twice.* In the Ultrakill Act 2 video, Gianni breaks again when talking about how he's in V1's prostate due to the butt plug mod.

    • @Humaricslastcall
      @Humaricslastcall ปีที่แล้ว +386

      @@co5micwaffle742 What's even more impressive is that Gianni is a memelord in his own right, especially after Ultrakill.

    • @RyougiVector
      @RyougiVector ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Gianni almost broke character when being a Gabriel VTuber because he read a 500 bits message that only said "Obama."

    • @demonslayer5122
      @demonslayer5122 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@RyougiVector I know. It was beautiful.

  • @shemage5932
    @shemage5932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4927

    The best part is how Sundowner, Sam and Armstrong's VA's were barely holding back laughter while voicing this.

    • @christiankirby8092
      @christiankirby8092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      Idk about Armstrong. that line with "and nothing is more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world" definetly seemed to have very much so let it out.

    • @randomyoutubecommentersecu7639
      @randomyoutubecommentersecu7639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      I don't make the market for ganyu jack. gambling is a part of who we are.....i just market it to sexy children....laughed my ass off...and that rooftop dialogue with the preschool not being enough for both of them....Max0r makes absolutely great scripts...
      I can hear them struggling not to laugh...Children are cruel and i love minors , being able to hear the laugh when he says love.
      Man...this dude made me laugh my ass off even when i played mgr:R , dmc 5 and Ace.....he's just a gem....

    • @CeceGames
      @CeceGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I don't know for certain but I'm pretty sure Max0r was Sam

    • @i.d.9754
      @i.d.9754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      And then Max0r couldn't handle his own jokes which is just too hilarious

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

  • @danielchung123
    @danielchung123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12222

    Max0r is what every ADHD person dreams to be. Able to complete a project, and put the madness of the ADHD on full display 10/10 would take adderall again

  • @cyro3573
    @cyro3573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2040

    “That’s a nice argument Senator, why don’t you back it up with a source?”
    “My source is that I made it the fuck up.”
    Literally me when I had an assignment in school

  • @BlizzardKing123
    @BlizzardKing123 ปีที่แล้ว +1569

    14:47 The climax of the speech is so outrageous you don't even notice the cheeky pragerU logo appear 😂. Well played Max well played.

    • @shinysaur4492
      @shinysaur4492 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Wait I'm kinda slow, what does the PragerU logo mean in this context?

    • @Jabmoo
      @Jabmoo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@shinysaur4492PragerU is responsible for creating some of the most abhorrently bigoted content. Like, they will blatantly mass produce white supremacist and transphobic propaganda by having “experts” on their videos.
      Armstrong’s speech isn’t over the top or unrealistic, you can see it in the real world. The same type of genocidal rhetoric can be heard all the time in any place, especially in mainstream media. It wouldn’t be wrong to call Armstrong a fascist or American/Western society as increasingly fascistic.

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      ​@@shinysaur4492
      something something prageru is pro american propaganda machine something idk honestly

    • @shredskis1099
      @shredskis1099 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

      ​@@shinysaur4492PragerU is an extremely right wing 'education' source

    • @szeltovivarsydroxan9944
      @szeltovivarsydroxan9944 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@shredskis1099 Compared to all the extremely left-wing colleges?

  • @_Rndom
    @_Rndom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25954

    I refuse to believe that Max0r is an actual human being, this is a sentient video editing software

    • @Kaizer_Aphelion
      @Kaizer_Aphelion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +506

      Agreed

    • @bookertdewitt5630
      @bookertdewitt5630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

      The funny thing is that’s not even that crazy of and joke, it’s like someone created a learning algorithm and gave it only memes and modern internet content/culture to learn from, then creating a yt channel for it and telling it to explain games using only what it’s learned.
      Which is risky because that could have ended with a irl skynet that decided humanity needed to be immediately annihilated after spending an hour on the internet but thankfully it looks like it became what we now call Max0r instead.

    • @pondiker7366
      @pondiker7366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      @@bookertdewitt5630 Naw man, skynet is not a problem, the worst that could happen is the AI realizes how fucking retarded its creators are and gets depressed and tries to off itself.

    • @CaptWarChief
      @CaptWarChief 2 ปีที่แล้ว +748

      He's actually a small, blond anime loli. He said so himself

    • @QuaestorL
      @QuaestorL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      He's one of Ssethtzeentach's multiple personalities along with Mandalore, Jimothy Ross and Akai Haato.

  • @HeresGhosty
    @HeresGhosty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9123

    The fact that Sundowner was a gacha player and Armstrong was voiced by Gianni was the icing on top of the cake, that was a great video and laugh Max.

    • @0uttaS1TE
      @0uttaS1TE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      Gianni was the best choice. Hell, the ONLY choice for Armstrong

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      I know Armstrong sounded familiar

    • @crisortiz6439
      @crisortiz6439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Gianni is a better Armstrong va than the actual Armstrong va

    • @Ravanger17
      @Ravanger17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      You know a game is good when it already memes the ever-living hell out of itself,and then max just cranks it to 1000%

    • @doomslayer2290
      @doomslayer2290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Nah nah it was rimmy saying "IT'S ALL WEEB SHIT" got me

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    I like how Raiden’s final line in the original game is about how he adopted some of Armstrong’s ideals of liberty and individualism but without the extreme methods
    And here comes Max0r, revving at 100 mph, no fucks given
    “Oh yeah I ran over that child on purpose lol”
    This is why I love you

  • @senyor8774
    @senyor8774 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +610

    Raiden's character development with the influence of Sam is so touching. You can see how he turns from cringe to based throughout the story. That address drop made me cry.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Raiden is naturally cringe and he needs a based person to charge his based battery. Till Solid Snake was alive, it was him that kept Raiden based. Snake died and didn't leave much based source for Raiden.
      So Raiden had to get based energy from Sam and Sam left him sword with infinite based battery energy that will sustain Raiden for the rest of his based life.

    • @thecumbucketofficial
      @thecumbucketofficial 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He becomes a family guy.

    • @ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278
      @ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@tiaaaron3278 what the actual fuck

    • @Oliver-Thyella
      @Oliver-Thyella หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278No no, he’s got a point.

  • @isvuswright4882
    @isvuswright4882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4420

    17:57 I just fucking lost it. Senator Armstrong did a lot of things during the boss fight, but he never cracked a joke that stupid and I am so thankful that you rectified that mistake.

    • @tatevaughan3248
      @tatevaughan3248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      My blood is red, White and blue what color is yours?

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@tatevaughan3248 My blood color is A B and C!

    • @bone9027
      @bone9027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "you know, i'm starting to have a change of heART-"

    • @RocketPower95
      @RocketPower95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣 That killed me

    • @Wtahc
      @Wtahc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      L00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000L thats so funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pabloescolar_
    @pabloescolar_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    The VAs fucking laughing and breaking character from reading Max0r's script makes it even funnier

    • @memer34per39
      @memer34per39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Can't blame them, lol. I mean - HOW does one deliver such lines with laughing their ass off?)

    • @jovialhovis107
      @jovialhovis107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      i feel like Max0r writes this stuff but never tells or shows the VAs until recording their lines. so we get their genuine reaction as they're recording.

    • @ghostlydude6478
      @ghostlydude6478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@memer34per39 *l’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOGE IS A-*

    • @miguelangelsalaslegonia7356
      @miguelangelsalaslegonia7356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ghostlydude6478 why dont you backup that with a source?

    • @Supponit
      @Supponit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@miguelangelsalaslegonia7356
      My source is that I made it the fuck up

  • @garbage_bin
    @garbage_bin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3311

    How in the hell does Armstrong's dialogue sound only 5% more blurred than his normal speech?

    • @kayleblang5081
      @kayleblang5081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      Just goes to show how close to his based gigachad form Armstrong is.

    • @guidomista9565
      @guidomista9565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      "The words are different but the message is the same " rictor veznov in the game town at conflict

    • @bionmccool
      @bionmccool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's even more precise ans sensible than usual

    • @MrMagnetron2
      @MrMagnetron2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cause he's batshit insane

    • @thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334
      @thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gianni

  • @liltnarg5017
    @liltnarg5017 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    In the end Armstrong had a real heart to heart with Jack. Rest in peace.

    • @ultimatewolfgaming4171
      @ultimatewolfgaming4171 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      "Even in death he won't shut up"

    • @Arandomguywhoisdumb
      @Arandomguywhoisdumb 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      That really showed that he wasn’t a heartless monster after all

    • @irongolem9011
      @irongolem9011 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Armstrong truly did love Jack with all of his heart

    • @JuanThaSilva
      @JuanThaSilva หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He put up with jack to the whole of his heart.

  • @bluecloak_7773
    @bluecloak_7773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Max0r could've left the entire Armstrong speech and fight unedited and it still would've fit the video perfectly.

    • @AlexandreSantos-yv2tj
      @AlexandreSantos-yv2tj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Nisa Suharni Hi, spammer, how are you going?

    • @GaraichuYT
      @GaraichuYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@AlexandreSantos-yv2tj Going straight into the trash, with some luck

    • @AlexandreSantos-yv2tj
      @AlexandreSantos-yv2tj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Oppen1945 Already did, just Waiting for it to disapear

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      'HOW ABOUT THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS!' (He says as he punts the cyborg ninja)

    • @Nevict
      @Nevict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Moonsoon's. XD

  • @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961
    @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2176

    I love how he has to clarify when they're quoting real in-game dialogue between all the absurdity.

    • @jordanmatthews1466
      @jordanmatthews1466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      It only highlights how absolutely fucking bonkers the actual game gets.

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      What's even funnier is that a good 20% of these lines are actually just mildly changed dialogue from the game such as the part around "This isn't my sword" and "Fuck this 24/7 spew"

    • @FarrelTTE
      @FarrelTTE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@buddermonger2000 not to mention "
      Well if it isn't sussy jack"

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@FarrelTTE Well it's actually "saucy jack" but that's kind of the point

  • @nathanlee9145
    @nathanlee9145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    I came for the shitposts, memes, and Max's declining sanity. However, I came out knowing that the game is basically a commentary on American politics and the impact of vtubers on our societies.

    • @foreveruseless1292
      @foreveruseless1292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Pretty much

    • @SteelShroom256
      @SteelShroom256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Basically what I got from this is that Watame should be the US president.

    • @nathanlee9145
      @nathanlee9145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@SteelShroom256 Watame and Suisei 2024!! 🇺🇸

    • @zeehero7280
      @zeehero7280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      to be fair the story of MGR even in today's even crazier times, is still far too ridiculous to make any sense. it may be a commentary but its not a direct commentary on any one philosophy in particular, which is a good thing or it'd alienate people. Armstrong for instance, his ideas don't resemble republicans, or democrats, or anything but insanity coupled with a bit of both.

    • @zeehero7280
      @zeehero7280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Fail Fort you mean social darwinist? because a "Darwinist" is someone who supports a specific theory of natural evolution.

  • @amematoi
    @amematoi ปีที่แล้ว +359

    9:35 That’s professional voice acting.

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      lowtiersam

    • @iamjustafisj
      @iamjustafisj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the lightning is the HF blade

  • @TheOneUntakenName
    @TheOneUntakenName 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2772

    "I'm a Nazi"
    "There's so much Hearts of Iron to play!"
    So many deep fucking cuts in these and THIS is the one that gets me...

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      "So if you play Germany you get loads of intense global buffs, yeah?"
      "Okay, and if you play France?"
      "Massive fucking stack of debuffs, your whole tech tree is just to get them to go away"
      "Sounds totally reasonable"

    • @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise
      @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@hazukichanx408 Just like the majority of unfun and or hard nations in HOI4,
      “It’s historically accurate!”

    • @nazeerkhot3651
      @nazeerkhot3651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise But France is not that unfun tbh, the early capitulation debuff can be easily taken care of in the foreign policy sub branch and France gets good buffs for air and military. _Playing France just needs you to be experienced. While i do agree that Germany has no debuffs and gets some pretty good buffs from the focus tree, completely dismissing France is a mistake.

    • @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise
      @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nazeerkhot3651 Fair.

    • @demontorch
      @demontorch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Timestamp?

  • @jackelynmanzanero6007
    @jackelynmanzanero6007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3935

    Armstrong: "Have you ever harassed a minority?"
    Raiden: "No"
    *Blade Wolf the first time he met Raiden: "Known sex offender spotted."*

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Pretty sure woman are not a minority

    • @uncroppedsoop
      @uncroppedsoop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@jonathanwells223 it probably shifts back and forth over the years, technically. Rounds to like, half, but it can't always be on the nose

    • @openaardvark419
      @openaardvark419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      He harasses minors, not minorities

    • @maliciousfacegaming8581
      @maliciousfacegaming8581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@openaardvark419 Sundowner Gaming

    • @Frostblast7
      @Frostblast7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Maybe that has something do with his VA having been accused of sexual harassment.

  • @ilyasbasuki3207
    @ilyasbasuki3207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3018

    This summary is so batshit insane, it's almost as crazy as the actual game.

  • @Hotshot2k4
    @Hotshot2k4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    2:24 "So after expunging the records of Overwatch 2"
    Well that aged really well. I guess it was Raiden's fault, and not Blizzard's!

  • @diamondmetal3062
    @diamondmetal3062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3076

    I love how Sundowner’s VA could barely keep himself together.

    • @iotaku
      @iotaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      Who wouldn’t laugh after being given the line “sussy jack”

    • @ev1450
      @ev1450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      @@iotaku that's armstrong, sundowner is the gacha player

    • @iotaku
      @iotaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@ev1450 the one using the kids for gacha yes?

    • @thegreatgonzales6813
      @thegreatgonzales6813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      @@iotaku let me check
      yes

    • @user-jr7nj8hl4w
      @user-jr7nj8hl4w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@ev1450 it takes a real M̶V̶P̶ MAP to say "Kids are cruel, Jack. They just lose touch with it at the ripe old age of 12." with a straight face.

  • @RimmyDownunder
    @RimmyDownunder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2694

    The best part is the Armstrong fight edit - the fight in the game is already batshit crazy, and you took an entirely different angle to it. A+, would mentally calculate how many hours each edit took in my head while watching again.

    • @slk7376
      @slk7376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What's up checkmark.

    • @SlavaUkraini345
      @SlavaUkraini345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Listening to your "russian" accent was hilarious.

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@slk7376 he's literally in this video

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sup Rim

    • @fr0ck360
      @fr0ck360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@slk7376 nah he’s legit and a good friend of Maxor

  • @aamasna
    @aamasna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16022

    Armstrong's triple whammy puns at the end only makes his passing all the more heartbreaking.

    • @Akumasama
      @Akumasama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

      "♥ by Max0r"
      Bruh

    • @БабайАлибабаев
      @БабайАлибабаев 2 ปีที่แล้ว +832

      Armstrong didn't have any grudges against Jack for killing him, because he got senator's respect. And also Raiden stole his heart

    • @tarinoblake381
      @tarinoblake381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +590

      what can we say...
      other than it tugged on our heartstrings, as it did his.

    • @SA-mo3hq
      @SA-mo3hq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      Amstrong really opened his heart to Raiden, huh?
      We are all basically war criminals now, and death is too good for us.

    • @tristikov
      @tristikov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      That situation really called for a triple bypass...

  • @squidsune
    @squidsune ปีที่แล้ว +306

    9:36 It’s still funny how Sam looks like he’s actually saying that in-game

  • @MCrex007
    @MCrex007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    "Why won't you die!?"
    "I harden in response to trauma. You can't kill me, Jolyne Cujoh."
    "You're a masochist?"
    "No, I'm a sadist."

  • @Cryptokeeper0421
    @Cryptokeeper0421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9733

    This guy just made the most successful YTP in history

    • @leophyte9663
      @leophyte9663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Naah I'm sure there are some YTPs with more than 10 million views out there

    • @kanemccarthy1979
      @kanemccarthy1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@leophyte9663 YTP is a pretty niche thing by nature

    • @leophyte9663
      @leophyte9663 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kanemccarthy1979 th-cam.com/video/3u1GL_Tl2eY/w-d-xo.html

    • @EnvoyOfLoveAndJustice
      @EnvoyOfLoveAndJustice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leophyte9663 yeah there are

    • @toxicatgaming4880
      @toxicatgaming4880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      anybody know the song that plays during the outro?

  • @kanyeeast6719
    @kanyeeast6719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13300

    “That’s a nice argument senator, why don’t you back it up with a source”
    “My source is that I made it the fuck up”
    100% something Armstrong would say

    • @fotnite_
      @fotnite_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +609

      most honest internet debate lord

    • @deathcall7779
      @deathcall7779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Best part of the whole video

    • @K1LLM0NG3R
      @K1LLM0NG3R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Still better than most twitter arguments

    • @SmashSSL
      @SmashSSL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The Patriots be like

    • @yeoseotidle2290
      @yeoseotidle2290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Source?

  • @GlitchAres
    @GlitchAres ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Max0r makes best quotes in universe.
    "Violence isnt an answer, it is a question. AND THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES!"
    "Manslaugther doc? I did that shit on purpose!"

    • @FloridianFool
      @FloridianFool 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The first quote is like at least 12 years old

  • @solararmor3961
    @solararmor3961 ปีที่แล้ว +7461

    I love how in parts of his videos you can hear him struggle to keep in his laughs

    • @sheepbentley4717
      @sheepbentley4717 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      With how good this Armstrongs dialogue is, any man would struggle

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales ปีที่แล้ว +189

      0:57 When he says “raiden with Biden” you should be able to hear him trying to hold it back

    • @OmeleaffeGaming
      @OmeleaffeGaming ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@The_whales 0:54

    • @nerou76
      @nerou76 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      1:03

    • @d3fault1420
      @d3fault1420 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      6:05

  • @miriam5047
    @miriam5047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3248

    I want to subtitle these two videos in Japanese, feed it directly into Hideo Kojima's brain, and see what game he produces afterwards.

    • @slickcalf985
      @slickcalf985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      metal gear solid 6: big boss and ocelot have sex

    • @61tmd
      @61tmd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Kojima isn’t one of those ai script writers or is he

    • @iram6265
      @iram6265 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      @@61tmd ...... No one's actually sure

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      It would be MGR:R

    • @aDoNii1
      @aDoNii1 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@ladywaffle2210 it would be MGR:R:R

  • @presidentofidiots520
    @presidentofidiots520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3582

    13:43 I love how Armstrong tries to cover the fact that he’s been listening to idolmasters, but I also love that he set the volume to where Raiden can hear it from maybe 10miles away on the ground

    • @RANDOMGUY-id2zh
      @RANDOMGUY-id2zh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What's the title of the song

    • @khathecleric
      @khathecleric 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@RANDOMGUY-id2zh Mitsuboshi by Honda Mio/Hara Sayuri. It technically isn't Idolmaster as its from the Cinderella Girls, a branch of the main series and Idolmaster usually refers to the Allstars AKA the OG girls from 765Pro.

    • @RANDOMGUY-id2zh
      @RANDOMGUY-id2zh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@khathecleric ahhh, ok. Thank you, good sir.

    • @16russelllewis45
      @16russelllewis45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RANDOMGUY-id2zh 13:48

    • @Vibinjesus
      @Vibinjesus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@16russelllewis45 it doesnt say the name of the song lol?

  • @Tyler-nr6kl
    @Tyler-nr6kl ปีที่แล้ว +269

    The line 'the room is so goddamn oriental its killing dolphins' never ceases to get me

  • @achair7958
    @achair7958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6670

    14:25 Raiden arbitrarily saying "Amogus" in the middle of Armstrong's speech fucking sends me every time

    • @HitsuuVR
      @HitsuuVR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      HAHAH SAME

    • @terrificmarrow2764
      @terrificmarrow2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      *A m o g u s*

    • @mgc9965
      @mgc9965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      It's that deep voice as well

    • @TeenWithACarrotIDK
      @TeenWithACarrotIDK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      “All just petty distractions so that real men can get down to business.”
      “ *A u M O N G U S* “

    • @JorjIto12872
      @JorjIto12872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And i love the voice in wich i say it

  • @Nestix_the_stupid_one
    @Nestix_the_stupid_one 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2163

    13:44
    I absolutely love how Gianni breaks at the first fucking line lmao

  • @colinblakeslee9163
    @colinblakeslee9163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34764

    This game is an outlandish Japanese interpretation of an American interpretation of imperialism adapted from an outlandish Japanese interpretation of American imperialism.

    • @not_herobrine3752
      @not_herobrine3752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2650

      interpretationception

    • @drstrangelove307
      @drstrangelove307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Wait, so the garbage liberal ideals of anti-imperialism came from Japan? God dammit, screw them and their political meddling!

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +746

      @@drstrangelove307 Lazy bait.

    • @spiritscoffee6199
      @spiritscoffee6199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +486

      No that’s just how our senators are

    • @Idras74
      @Idras74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@drstrangelove307 bait

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban ปีที่แล้ว +70

    20:43 "i might be heartless, but you're a nobody"

    • @GreatestGrookey
      @GreatestGrookey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      aaaahhhhhhhhh i get it

    • @Dat_DekuBoi
      @Dat_DekuBoi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If only I could do a good replica of this joke

  • @UnPokemon
    @UnPokemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    "Even in death, he's on crack"
    That caught me so off-guard

    • @Sandman_mr
      @Sandman_mr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Big dreadnought vibes right there

  • @somanyfruitsmango9021
    @somanyfruitsmango9021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3397

    The amount of times "Real in-game dialogue" shows up just shows how amazing this game is.

    • @ToastyMozart
      @ToastyMozart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      And he didn't even leave in the actual "Make America Great Again" line from Armstrong.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@ToastyMozart you could leave just about all Armstrong lines in the video.

    • @Wiseman108
      @Wiseman108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ToastyMozart Wait did Armstrong say "Make American Great Again" before Trump?

    • @Elementalos
      @Elementalos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Wiseman108 Yes, this game came out in 2013.

    • @Wiseman108
      @Wiseman108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Elementalos Probably a coincidence, but it is funny to imagine Trump playing Metal Gear Rising. xD

  • @medicmayhem1
    @medicmayhem1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4166

    Love the line
    “My blood is red, white, and blue. I wonder what color your blood is.”
    Genuinely threatening

    • @princeCustos324
      @princeCustos324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Honestly good line.

    • @yazanhawari4441
      @yazanhawari4441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      "Red and white are quite normal colors for blood, senator. But what the hell is the blue?"
      "Anti-freeze, son."

    • @khora3845
      @khora3845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@yazanhawari4441 blue is also a normal coloration for blood

    • @yazanhawari4441
      @yazanhawari4441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@khora3845 For a horseshoe crab maybe, but not for a human. Biology textbooks color oxygen deprived blood as blue for convenience - to easily distinguish between arteries and veins. But, worry not, your blood and arteries/veins are always red!

    • @AzureIV
      @AzureIV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@yazanhawari4441 The blue is from those electrolytes spines you pull out of people to heal during the game.

  • @AdamTheLegendWTTG
    @AdamTheLegendWTTG ปีที่แล้ว +217

    19:12
    We’re here finally after extensive cutscenes to finally teach America that violence is never a solution, it’s a question, and the answer is *yes.*

  • @zoezze4516
    @zoezze4516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9701

    "I cant go to prison raiden"
    "why because you play genshin?"
    "no raiden im a nazi"
    underated line lmfao

    • @Double_D__
      @Double_D__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +646

      And the follow-up "Where are you going??? There's so much hearts of iron to play!"

    • @aperturescienceguy2737
      @aperturescienceguy2737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      "I'm gonna not-see you in a second"
      **commits helicopter jump**

    • @GodVishna
      @GodVishna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      And they are say german man isn't funny

    • @tonybippitykaye
      @tonybippitykaye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Honestly has the same comedic hilarity of “oh who the fuck am I offending, the Nazi’s?!”

    • @daimon1895
      @daimon1895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@Double_D__ as a hoi player, I can verify this statement

  • @JP12345
    @JP12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1978

    Fun fact: when I first watched this review I genuinely thought the part where he says and "this isn't my sword" was a joke made my Max0r and not actual in game dialogue

    • @longphan7656
      @longphan7656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +535

      the dialogue in the game is so bat shit insane and unpredictable that you dont even know which part of he dialogue is in-game and which is of the video

    • @TypeKK
      @TypeKK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      I think it's a psychologycal effect of seeing the memes, until at one point that we thought the original content is edited because we saw the meme thing first
      Just like me founding out that Monsoon actually said "MEMES, DNA OF THE SOUL" i thought it is edited

    • @asteisdrakos
      @asteisdrakos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@TypeKK IT ISNT?!

    • @TypeKK
      @TypeKK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@asteisdrakos sadly, yes

    • @calemr
      @calemr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@asteisdrakos "I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now… Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my sword."
      There's also a few times previously where he does, indeed, say his sword is a tool of justice.

  • @ИльясИзбасаров-ч9э
    @ИльясИзбасаров-ч9э 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4931

    15:10 "This battle is a classic case of wait him to do anything, just like Congress. And like Congress, when he does do something, it usually hurts you"
    I don't know why, but this line always cracks me up

    • @hesiod_delta9209
      @hesiod_delta9209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      It's perfectly thematic to the game as well.

    • @nakainrimmel9238
      @nakainrimmel9238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Because it's accurate XD

    • @sinclair.valentine_2047
      @sinclair.valentine_2047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      that fucking line got me more than it should have

    • @SHADOMEGA7569
      @SHADOMEGA7569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      trust me when I say that he's 400% correct on that

    • @imperialguard9458
      @imperialguard9458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It’s funny because it’s relatable.

  • @irongolem9011
    @irongolem9011 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    I wonder if Max0r ever discovered there's 200% health you can get, a wig that gives you infinite fuel cells, Sam's sword, upgradable, through chapter 1-7, a body that gives you a lot of grenades, a wooden sword, custom weapons from Mistral, Monsoon, and Sundown, and the ability to do no-damage for that perfect S-rank run

    • @kitsune6363
      @kitsune6363 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He played on normal mode so probably not.

    • @harrisonofcolorado8886
      @harrisonofcolorado8886 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      How do you get 200% health? I was so far able to get 140% health.

    • @irongolem9011
      @irongolem9011 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@harrisonofcolorado8886 You have to use blade mode on the weird blue chests around the game. Dunno about the last 100% though, still stumped on that

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4973

    Rarely can you see a game where if there wasn't a prompt every time Max0r used *ACTUAL IN-GAME DIALOGUE* people who never played the game would never be able to tell the difference.

    • @arroaboy7348
      @arroaboy7348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      What's best is he missed some lines that were in game dialogue too

    • @BirdsfromHeaven
      @BirdsfromHeaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      you can not be serious i thought that was a joke

    • @Cruzsader
      @Cruzsader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@BirdsfromHeaven yep, the memes part and the 11 part are in the game xd, just search a gameplay

    • @Amirrorofmirrors
      @Amirrorofmirrors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      At parts i honestly thought he was lying because there is no way they say that shit

    • @STONKS0897
      @STONKS0897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@Amirrorofmirrors he is not lying. This game revels in its ridiculousness
      NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
      NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

  • @m3rktiger948
    @m3rktiger948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5119

    "This isn't even the first time Raiden has stabbed a politician to death, but if I get my way, it won't be the fucking last." is such a raw line.

    • @thomasleveque8204
      @thomasleveque8204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Don't forget the visuals at this moment. It amplify the message.

    • @plugshirt1762
      @plugshirt1762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Raiden has killed the president and now a senator what politician will raiden evicerate next

    • @tzeentchmundi44
      @tzeentchmundi44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      [This is a threat]

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      for the record, the first was Solidus Snake, the former president of the US turned terrorist

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      20:06

  • @splitreality8712
    @splitreality8712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1601

    “Manslaughter doctor? Heh. I did that shit on purpose”
    Is unironically so hard of a quote

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thatoneguy487 Just report ‘em

    • @Aaaaaaa-ks5zz
      @Aaaaaaa-ks5zz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then Millias theme plays. Just a little ironic

  • @The_Mad_Regent
    @The_Mad_Regent 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    0:55
    The date is July 22nd,2024
    And I can confirm that we are no longer Raiden with Biden.

  • @ARZZiO
    @ARZZiO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12395

    "American imperialism is absolutely justified because we had a black president once."
    Man some of these lines are even better than the ones in the actual game

    • @sogeking4958
      @sogeking4958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      half black*

    • @thegatorhator6822
      @thegatorhator6822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM

    • @localegoist4079
      @localegoist4079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Nisa Suharni I don't give a shit

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Nisa Suharni why in the world did you pick this video out ANY video on this site to post that shit?

    • @GreatNegus
      @GreatNegus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@John-Stark It's a bot.

  • @thefunkyfish5640
    @thefunkyfish5640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9526

    I fucking love how Armstrong's actor just cannot handle the absurdity of his own lines

    • @anzack2551
      @anzack2551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

      Its definitely a shock considering the memes Gianni voices

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +486

      I do not understand how Gianni, of all people, could not handle these lines. Has he not seen his own videos?

    • @LordDeathslayer
      @LordDeathslayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +642

      I think it was on purpose
      Gianni is good enough to be able to stifle his laughs, so this was either them using bad takes on purpose or it's armstrong actually cracking up

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +533

      Nah, Gianni breaks at a lot of his shitposts. Hell, he posted an extended version of his “woman who will actually kill me” video on Twitter, and 90% of it is just him cracking himself up. It’s great.

    • @Drizzekh
      @Drizzekh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      There are outtakes guys and you can edit those out.
      Even Leslie Nielsen, who was probably one of the best actors at dead pan comedy, was breaking character when they were shooting Naked Gun. But compared to Priscilla Presley, he needed less time to stop breaking chatacter in ridiculous moments, since he had years of acting experience under his belt.

  • @SteveG-SM
    @SteveG-SM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1947

    13:49 I love how sincere this line is, cracks me up every time.

    • @J03_M4m4
      @J03_M4m4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Hold on let me check
      *YES*

    • @MrKingfisher
      @MrKingfisher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Gianni is a god

    • @labbit35
      @labbit35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bro let me check
      Yes

    • @svenes2326
      @svenes2326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      high on american spirit

    • @raddactstudio
      @raddactstudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And there’s nothing more American [Mental breakdown]

  • @Communicating2_Realnoclickbait
    @Communicating2_Realnoclickbait ปีที่แล้ว +54

    19:00
    should've said
    but *THIS* is a family guy

  • @Rainok
    @Rainok ปีที่แล้ว +4669

    As stupid as the plot is, I'd 1000% watch an anime adaptation of this

    • @generalantilles2586
      @generalantilles2586 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      This video, or the game?

    • @Rainok
      @Rainok ปีที่แล้ว +342

      @@generalantilles2586 why not both?

    • @gageshippy2256
      @gageshippy2256 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@Rainok how can I help make that dream come true?

    • @stevele987
      @stevele987 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Let's all be honest, this game is dying to ask for an Anime adaptation.

    • @Nephalem2002
      @Nephalem2002 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      David Animations MGR lets go

  • @lynell2B375
    @lynell2B375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6722

    I like that sometimes Maxor has to put "this is actual in game dialogue" showing how BATSHIT INSANE the dialogue is

    • @henriquefinger935
      @henriquefinger935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +551

      The dialogue is absolute batshit and I wouldn't have it any other way.

    • @realwaifus5514
      @realwaifus5514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +788

      The fact that the original dialogue is so insane that a 20 minute shit post from 9 years later has to make a distinction between what is and isn’t original shows how perfectly this game aged.

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bat = covid
      Insurrection terrorist will catch it

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@eavyeavy2864 ???

    • @mabman3235
      @mabman3235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      You'd be surprised how much real in game dialog he said in this video and yet forgot to point out.

  • @nexuslord6831
    @nexuslord6831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6388

    "My blood is red, white, and blue, Jack, I wonder what color yours is."
    That's actually a really fucking sick line.

    • @bloominjooj7541
      @bloominjooj7541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      For real, it could actually be in the game

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      Another cool line is "Manslaughter doctor? I made it on purpose"

    • @kevincandelario2573
      @kevincandelario2573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Raiden " it's red, you should see a doctor"

    • @regretgames5580
      @regretgames5580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@kevincandelario2573 A Doktor*

    • @kevincandelario2573
      @kevincandelario2573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@regretgames5580 it might help the doktor with his credit card debt

  • @MrSubejio
    @MrSubejio 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    For monolinguals like me wondering what the non-English chapter names are, the Japanese translates through Google as "I am in despair" and the arabic translates through Google as "The Middle East"
    The chapter names themselves are great, too. It's such a little detail that so many people would miss, I love it.

    • @MrGoose-sr9pk
      @MrGoose-sr9pk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      the chinese says
      “i don’t have a girlfriend”
      and
      “i want die” respectively

    • @RCDime
      @RCDime 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks I've been looking for this

  • @dakorius
    @dakorius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    "That's a nice argument Senator, why don't you back it up with a source?"
    "My source is that I made it the fuck up"
    Nice callback.

    • @warbacca1017
      @warbacca1017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Isnt that where all the original sources came from?

    • @lucky6961
      @lucky6961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@warbacca1017 flat earth and anti vax have being going with this so far, so I guess???

  • @MrMetalforever5
    @MrMetalforever5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5880

    “If it isn’t sussy Jack.”
    The craziest part about that line is that only four letters were changed from the actual dialogue.

    • @QuakeGamerROTMG
      @QuakeGamerROTMG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +879

      I swear to god a writer for this game was a time traveller and when they wrote "sussy Jack" in the script someone assumed they meant saucy instead
      I'm going to assume it's the same writer responsible for MGS2's ending

    • @mlhx9181
      @mlhx9181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +668

      @@QuakeGamerROTMG if im not mistaken, it's a reference to the actual Jack the ripper who would sometimes refer to himself as 'saucy jack' in his letters.

    • @QuakeGamerROTMG
      @QuakeGamerROTMG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      @@mlhx9181 I like my theory better
      That is pretty interesting trivia though

    • @danielzakgaim2764
      @danielzakgaim2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@QuakeGamerROTMG Back in the day being 'saucy' meant you abused or were generally rude to women.

    • @TylerDoorn
      @TylerDoorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@danielzakgaim2764 based

  • @warmachine5835
    @warmachine5835 ปีที่แล้ว +2306

    It's really amazing how Maxor's Armstrong monologue is functionally indistinguishable from the real thing. He really is that fucking hammy.

    • @riluna3695
      @riluna3695 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      This comment is especially funny to me, since until watching this today I thought the "my source is I made it the fuck up" exchange was from the actual game, and believed it 100% without issue. I was waiting for the "actual 4Kids dialogue" notice to pop up, but it never did.

    • @ranjeet-_-
      @ranjeet-_- ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I didn't even realize it was the meme guy, Gianni matragrani

    • @tacotown4598
      @tacotown4598 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      the real thing is MORE insane

    • @ThefifthBishopofGord
      @ThefifthBishopofGord 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@tacotown4598Ya, more real but not as funny.

    • @tacotown4598
      @tacotown4598 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@ThefifthBishopofGord maybe less funny depending on your taste, but even better from a writing standpoint

  • @Avalanchanime
    @Avalanchanime ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "God helps you when he picks up that sword again"
    Best line ever

  • @spideryeet4636
    @spideryeet4636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2779

    Honestly, Sundowner saying "I love minors" is something I could see him saying in the game.

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      Half the time sundowner says anything, it feels like a parody of a comically evil villain

    • @ahayala1
      @ahayala1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      @@tankhead2645 "Kids are cruel Jack. And I'm very in touch with my inner child."

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Kids are cruel, Jack, and *_I t o u c h k i d s_*

    • @mrszmatan2727
      @mrszmatan2727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@tankhead2645 Sundowner is unironically this one villain that seems like most dumbshit idiot to ever live but still somehow is smarter than half of people Raiden met on his great journey to kill first black senator

    • @chrinaldi
      @chrinaldi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Takes a certain kind of person to ask (politely, without pressure) kids to work as an intern as a gacha spinner.

  • @cyanid-es
    @cyanid-es 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11092

    "you're not cringe, you're just f*cking racist" absolutely golden

    • @signer0001
      @signer0001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      And best of all it's still basically an actual ingame dialogue

    • @QuaestorL
      @QuaestorL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      Can't call someone racist if said person can change their ethnicity at will.

    • @signer0001
      @signer0001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      @@QuaestorL NANOMACHINES SON

    • @zartasrn
      @zartasrn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@signer0001 NanoRacists, son

    • @yuvalgabay1023
      @yuvalgabay1023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@zartasrn its harden whan expose to other skin colours

  • @lucyarisato6850
    @lucyarisato6850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Max, why would you call me out on pausing to see every single meme?
    I mean, you’re right, and I also paused to see my name in the patron credits twice, but still.

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me watching literally any Maxor video

    • @AOJ-z3m
      @AOJ-z3m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I only paused to see the ganyu stuff, help me

    • @orinb8654
      @orinb8654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@AOJ-z3m no. You chose this fate simp

    • @collinspecht6725
      @collinspecht6725 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who are you?

  • @thegreatjman1999
    @thegreatjman1999 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I love how Raiden is a complete dumbass for the majority of both parts "What's a sword?" "What the fuck is a dog?" and then out of nowhere during the Armstrong fight, "The success of a nation is determined by materialistic and socioeconomic factors. Read a fucking book." Character development

  • @lunarservant6781
    @lunarservant6781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6409

    “i can’t go to prison raiden”
    “why, because you play genshin?”
    *”no raiden, i’m a nazi”*
    still dying of laughter over here Max0r that’s too much

    • @danker7680
      @danker7680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Dok is an average HOI4 player

    • @Ozzy_Helix_
      @Ozzy_Helix_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      that might be one of the best moments in this video

    • @DrewK26
      @DrewK26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      “Doktor, how did you get an aircraft”
      “*chuckles* credit card deb-“
      “Of course”

    • @miki123p9
      @miki123p9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      same here lmao

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Let me tell you a story about the origins of NASA

  • @Pufftarot
    @Pufftarot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6536

    The fucking
    "The truth then.
    Us politicians aren't so trustworthy...
    We'll steal, make shit up,
    even lie to our voters!"
    "That's Crazy"
    "I know, it's very hard to believe."
    Is the greatest scene ever crafted!

    • @andrew0678
      @andrew0678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thankfully it's all a joke since the politicians never lie to us.

    • @cosmicvoidtree
      @cosmicvoidtree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      And he’s not even wrong

    • @braindamagegood
      @braindamagegood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      in this duel between 2 equally matched swordsmen, between 2 veriusly diffrent speeds, its up to us to defeat the weakest brazillian male.This guy is out here making the rainforest look like a (FFFF) joke, and the best part is there is no (Extra game mechanics). No minions. No shields and no Monsoon telling me about (FFFF'ing) among us, its just you. The sunset. *AND THE SOIL* ^Tacobell^ and (Blessed Fecees) Raiden disarms wham slam bam Sam, Which causes him to lose his Mc(FFFF'ING) Marbles and this somehow makes the fight harder. I mean he straight up punches you like he is in yakuza. Hey Raiden look at this cool bug i found *Vineboom* Oh Raiden. No need to flip out. This guy has thunder thighs more powerful then *THE* *POWER* *GRID* Sam will test *EVERY* *SINGLE* *NEURON* *IN* *YOUR* *CORPUS* *CALLOSUM* With unrelenting and dangerous attacks ?Strong enough? to burn a hole in my aderall supply. Its not a drug problem, its a drug solution. And thats just phase 1, god help ?you/me? When he picks that sword back up..... Guess i don't have a choice. I challange you to a debate
      -What the (FFFF).No
      -*'dies of cringe'*
      So Raiden goes to inspect his kill like a cat only to realize that he has no cibernetic enhancements. This man dunked on raiden *HARDER* *THEN* *KOBE* After he threw a AVU In to the air By juicing, Raiden steals his Crifford the big red sword, with a 5 star gacha rating And a 33.5% Crit rate. Raiden you have a motorcycle why are you sprinting there?

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@braindamagegood
      “Why don’t we just ReLAx aNd TuRn oN ThE RadIO? WoUld YoU LIke aM oR Fmmmm?!”

    • @JuanSilva-nh5mp
      @JuanSilva-nh5mp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Chuckled with that ‘very hard to believe’ statement.

  • @Tentites
    @Tentites 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5370

    I mean, Sam was cybernetically enhanced. He had an entire cyborg exoskeleton, like Gray Fox. However, Sam was entirely human under that exoskeleton, except for his sword arm. Raiden by comparison is only the upper half of a head above the jaw and a spinal cord. Basically, Sam still has a penis and Raiden doesn't have a penis.

    • @franciscorui
      @franciscorui 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The presence of a penis is what made Sam so strong

    • @mistermaxie6487
      @mistermaxie6487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +712

      You never know what other enhancements he could be given after the game.

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      IIRC the exoskeleton was just a covering and didn't do much

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Does he still have the bussy tho?

    • @gameygeemer4142
      @gameygeemer4142 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you genuinely think that they wouldn't have preserved Raiden's canonical monster cock even with the replacement entire body?

  • @brythkaltaris
    @brythkaltaris 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Do an incorrect summary of Persona 5 Royal and the Final Fantasy 7 remakes

  • @ThatIdiotNamedKiyo
    @ThatIdiotNamedKiyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    The way everyone except max0r loses their shit reading their lines is just amazing

    • @sleeplessindefatigable6385
      @sleeplessindefatigable6385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Hell, you can hear Max0r cracking up on some of these lines, too. the one at 15:31

    • @prometheanrebel3838
      @prometheanrebel3838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Even he is not immune to his own bullshit. XD

  • @GravityTrash
    @GravityTrash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    "Go go gadget concealed carry" as you pull out a fucking rocket launcher made me fucking lose it

    • @JM64
      @JM64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The best part is it still works because video game protagonists pull all weapons from a pocket dimension

  • @PhoenixBLZR
    @PhoenixBLZR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4078

    20:48
    Armstrong couldn't hold in his laughter during his final heart pun, even though he knew it would cause his own heart to be "free"

    • @georgegreenwoodsnexus3575
      @georgegreenwoodsnexus3575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      I can’t help but laugh at that as well

    • @dum5247
      @dum5247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Truly a heartfelt moment

    • @BerdlyGaming
      @BerdlyGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      They truly were having a heart to heart

    • @dexketristo2349
      @dexketristo2349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It broke my heart seeing what happened to Armstrong.

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Quite heartless, I must say.

  • @cooldaddyanime63
    @cooldaddyanime63 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "The design is so oriental it kills dolphins" holy crap i lost it 😆 🤣 😂

  • @quint3ssent1a
    @quint3ssent1a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2253

    I love how original game is so batshit insane, for some moments maxor can just switch to real in-game dialogues and they looks like he made it up.

    • @Snakee423
      @Snakee423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      you are not greedy
      YOU ARE BATSHIT INSANE!!!!!!

    • @ajdndbdjbdj
      @ajdndbdjbdj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      We have Serious sam 2 , Metal gear rising R and Deltarune . We need one more to make the "four horsemen " meme . Do you guys know one more game ?

    • @adrekiy0
      @adrekiy0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ajdndbdjbdj postal?

    • @ajdndbdjbdj
      @ajdndbdjbdj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@adrekiy0 i don't know it , you know more than me if it fit so the choice is yours

    • @sithisdawnsend2730
      @sithisdawnsend2730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@adrekiy0 I agree with POSTAL.

  • @Snouswort
    @Snouswort 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7172

    - Preference for minors
    - Deflects women
    - Razer chroma gear
    - Lack of human empathy
    Sundowner is a gamer confirmed.

    • @Floridamangaming729
      @Floridamangaming729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Well personally im not a fan of children or women.

    • @Incurafy
      @Incurafy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +492

      @@Floridamangaming729 So you're a gamer from 2016 then.

    • @Floridamangaming729
      @Floridamangaming729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@Incurafy no i just dont like most people. And most people dont like me. Im very reclusive by nature.

    • @Undergamer12
      @Undergamer12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      @@Floridamangaming729
      2014 then

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@Floridamangaming729 i see why you're a vergil enjoyer

  • @mikeshogunlee
    @mikeshogunlee ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Its just you
    The Sunset
    And The *S O I L*
    10:11

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4232

    The fact that Gianni Matragrani voices armstrong in this video and Gabriel in Ultrakill is proof of Gianni's ABSURD Vocal Range

    • @OR56
      @OR56 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      I never even realized they were the same person, wow.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Dude is a vocal shotgun. He has a wide spread of voices he can do

    • @reggielacey2235
      @reggielacey2235 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Who?

    • @tonyjoestar2632
      @tonyjoestar2632 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Machine! Tou need to work on your fitness!
      Or
      High on Holy Spirit!

    • @LeonbutFrench
      @LeonbutFrench ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Max0r made Gianni voice Melina in his Incorrect Elden Ring Summary

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9657

    I love how this game still has one of the most iconic soundtracks and characters even after all these years.

    • @wijdan3323
      @wijdan3323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hmmm

    • @ultimatechad8738
      @ultimatechad8738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      It would forever remain as one of the most legendary games of all times and nothing can change that and sadly all those good old days would never be back 😞

    • @thegatorhator6822
      @thegatorhator6822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      I think the best part of the whole game was when Armstrong quoted both Martin Luther King Junior and Ronald Reagan in the same speech.

    • @lucky6961
      @lucky6961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ultimatechad8738 the good old days where the famous gacha games were the generous ones with companies that cared about their fandom more than anything?

    • @JM64
      @JM64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@thegatorhator6822 Sad part is that I'm sure I've seen people IRL do that exact same thing

  • @shiny4984
    @shiny4984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2000

    "That's a good argument, but why don't you back it up with a source?"
    "My source is that i made it the fuck up"
    Probably the best 2 lines in the whole video

    • @זהסודי-ה7מ
      @זהסודי-ה7מ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      "imagine a world, Raiden. Free of cancel culture. Where no one can call me out for my outlandish claims. *A world where I can say the n word!"*

    • @goldfish425
      @goldfish425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "You're not cringe, you're just fucking racist!"

    • @Managarmr482
      @Managarmr482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We're making the mother of all omelets here jack you can't fret over ever egg

    • @helloofthebeach
      @helloofthebeach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A strong candidate for the best 2 lines on TH-cam

    • @mccrii5701
      @mccrii5701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@זהסודי-ה7מ **sponsered by prager u **

  • @demonderpz7937
    @demonderpz7937 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    It never fails to amaze me how you can blend perfectly original jokes and jokes outright stolen from ifunny and still make a hilarious video. It's genuinely impressive.

  • @SunbroSquirrel
    @SunbroSquirrel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1579

    I love that Gianni had a breakdown with like, half of his armstrong voicelines. What an incredible man.

    • @TheArmyOfOne100
      @TheArmyOfOne100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Could you honestly say “There’s nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world” in one take without losing it?

    • @localidiot450
      @localidiot450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheArmyOfOne100 yeah man I can

    • @neath6341
      @neath6341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@localidiot450 well then you're not doing it right lol

    • @randomorange6807
      @randomorange6807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This is voiced by Gianni???

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@randomorange6807 yes, Armstrong is done by Gianni

  • @itsamichelangelo3129
    @itsamichelangelo3129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6865

    " Thats a nice arguement senator , why dont you back it with a source "
    " MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP "
    This was the best part im still laughing *HELP*

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Even better is that since it's an opinion means making it the fuck up is perfectly acceptable

    • @manuel.7461
      @manuel.7461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *BASED*

    • @nyight333
      @nyight333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Me doing essays in school be like.

    • @Iota-15
      @Iota-15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please tell me this is real in game dialogue

    • @Asfragged
      @Asfragged 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Iota-15 No, but the real game isnt that different

  • @ethanturner5298
    @ethanturner5298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    You can fuckin HEAR him trying to keep his composure at all times and honestly this man has a fucking will power rivaling gos

  • @dangermjort
    @dangermjort ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "After expunging the records of Overwatch2"
    That aged well

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16552

    That was an assault on the senses and I loved every second of it!

    • @Wildcard-Jack-47
      @Wildcard-Jack-47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      It’s like Visual Cocaine

    • @SpiderSamYT
      @SpiderSamYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Well, the brain dopamine is on max when watching these videos! That is, if your brain can keep up with it.. Loved your reactions for the two-parter videos Renegades 👍

    • @luckylooch9696
      @luckylooch9696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You're my little DogChamp

    • @spooky_lxix9042
      @spooky_lxix9042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      eyyy

    • @InchonDM
      @InchonDM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@luckylooch9696 *Taco Bell bong at 110 decibels*

  • @YaBoyUneven
    @YaBoyUneven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11808

    I just want to clarify, the guys doing the voice acting, are actual proffesionals, and max0r managed to break them with his script

    • @longphan7656
      @longphan7656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1962

      Max0r’s joke writing skill are simply built different

    • @bruhcringe9769
      @bruhcringe9769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +987

      They’re TH-camrs and Internet personalities, they hardly qualify as professionals (except maybe Gianni). However, Max0r’s scripts are insane regardless.

    • @theenigma8683
      @theenigma8683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

      @@bruhcringe9769 Gianni is actually involved in professional projects such as voicing Gabriel in Ultrakill.

    • @Clangokkuner
      @Clangokkuner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +586

      @@bruhcringe9769 if they do youtube as a profession then they're professional no?

    • @runningoutofnames3CS
      @runningoutofnames3CS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@Clangokkuner no

  • @Franz0818
    @Franz0818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1680

    So basically
    Mistral is twitch
    Monsoon is a redditor, 4chan user and any other meme filled website
    Sundowner is Genshin a player
    Sam is just based
    Armstrong is Nano machines

    • @DN-15D15
      @DN-15D15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Armstrong is america

    • @Franz0818
      @Franz0818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@DN-15D15 your right, Armstrong is America incarnate

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Sam is a thicc sentient gaming PC

    • @scout4996
      @scout4996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Armstrong is Dennis Prager

    • @adam.august
      @adam.august 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sundowner would never, he's fucking invincible. Plus, would an honest warmonger be playing a game that bad?

  • @partinmalm
    @partinmalm ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Took me a year but I finally decided to play the game. What a journey it was. One of the best Singeplayer games I have ever played. Having watched this video beforehand just made me appreciate the game even more. You really captured the essence of the game perfectly