Imagine you're working late at the office and look out your window, only to see an unbelievably buff dude telekinetically exploding helicopters while a cybernetic ninja dances around him.
@@elgordobondiola No, that's unpossible. He may not write his own speeches, but he's smart enough to con Raiden into going from putting a stop to his operation, and turning that on its head into expanding it. He's smart enough to realize why and how we need to fuck all these limpdick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats.
>played college ball >becomes a sitting Senator >destroys $1Billion in military hardware and personnel just to flex >gets disarmed >dismembers a random Brazilian samurai >"You're hired." >leaves without elaborating
I was still surprised when they said Sam barely got any upgrades, and most of it was just pure skill on his own part. Imagine him getting a state of the art upgrade like Raiden, tailor made to suit his skills. He could surpass Raiden with ease if he got a specialized cyborg body to amplify his already superhuman skills.
meh, Sam would never agree, his own character motivation when he was on his peak was self improvent, no matter what you gave to him if he didn't get it by his own effort and experience it would be worthless
@@justadummy8076 Well that's why I specifically mentioned giving him state of the art upgrades, and tailor made to enhance his skills. Not the factory line upgrade's for an arm he likely got, that were not good enough for his fighting style, let alone replicate or even improve upon it. Getting mass produced parts, or specialized and personalized parts can make all the difference.
@@jefthereaper Yes, you can make any character more powerful by giving them more resources/technology/magic. This is still a pointless argument that makes you look like you don't know or care about Sam's character, you just want to wax poetic about power levels and put him on a pedestal.
His neck was too thick with the nano machine, the hand was gathering back to normal so that's where he thought to hit From what I can gather Sam's hq Murasama can't directly pierce the armor only when it's half harden then he can go for the strike
@@nevergonnagiveyouup1853 IMAGINE A WORLD RAIDEN, FREE FROM CANCEL CULTURE, WHERE NO ONE CAN CALL ME FOR MY OUTLANDISH CLAIMS!! *A WORLD WHERE I CAN SAY THE N-WORD!!!*
2:30 holy crap at this point how the hell a buffed Brazilian guy managed to fight a monster like Armstrong just look at that LMAO. If his right arm wasn't fcked up, Raiden would have never had a chance. (And still I guess he let Raiden killed him in order to forgive himself due to the amount of bad things he has done).
to me this is canon, Sam just lose because he wanted to end with Armstrong fastest way possible. (also he could stab Armstrong on his stomach to literally kill him)
It's inevitable that Sam will work for Senator Armstrong and go down dueling with Jack who will have his red sword to beat the senator. The game is a prequel after all
in cutscene after this it show that sam out of breath that why he have to end it fast as possible it's really great detail that show he still human that have stamina litmit and it's the reason why he can't dodge armstrong attack at the end he fight all way up from bottom to top and have to fight monster like this and he almost beat armstrong with pure skill that truly badass
What they won't tell you is that his real source of power is his glasses. They are invincible, and they are controlling Armstrong's body to gain power until he is strong enough to blow up Earth.
You know. I always wondered why my father "Nanomachines" never decided to fix Mr. Armstrong's eyesight. He told me that another part of his job was to keep the boss looking classy and those glasses really solidified the look. Stay golden pops. Your son, Nanite.
By the alert noise "!" That was incredible :0 Your ultra instincts just kicked in, By any chance do you also play Dark Souls? Bet you'd be able to speedrun it with skills like that-
Thanks. I played dark souls, of course, not so much when compared with some TH-camrs, but for me it's a lot. The numbers will not be accurate because at first I did not play on a license. Dark Souls 1 - about 300 hours. Dark Souls 2 - about 500 hours. Dark Souls 3 - about 700 hours. I stopped playing because I was tired of these games. Well, I'm not as good as you say, I'm not interested in speedrun's
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 yeah like how i learned to force choke from watching vader killing a rebel brutally by force choking him and also this sounds really weird out of context.
The Nano machines inside Armstrong's body are truly amazing. They appear to be able to store a massive amount of energy which can be used to manipulate magnetic fields, discharge heat in the form of massive fires and reassemble missing parts.
anybody whos played this fight on revengeance knows how scuffed it is, with armstrong spamming invulnerable moves. props on the dedication to s rank the fight regardless!
I do not think so. I have only 2-3 normal videos on my channel, the rest are either clips from apex legends or cringe videos on which I didn’t really try
I honestly feel like there should be a secret/alternative/non-cannon ending if you beat him with no damage. That takes so much time, skill and practice to do, you deserve to actually kiII Armstrong if you do that
I have vague memories of this "Jetstream Sam" individual having a game of his own. "Vanquish," I think it was called. My oldest brother finished it in a weekend. He must have liked it. I never really did. The gameplay was something, but the story was never outstandingly compelling. Not compelling enough to compel me to play the game, anyway. I think the main antagonist in the game was some Slav dude in a red armor similar to Sam's called Zaitsev. Heck of a trip down memory lane. Simpler times.
The 1 and some what only reason why I like sam is because him and raiden said the same thing to Armstrong with the same sword. Raiden said it at the end of the game with the beast song to come out of this game. And sam said it to start his battle with Armstrong. It’s nice two minds really do think alike.
Im really curious how that dodge happened at 2:36-2:39. I normally pick up on sound cues for bosses and other things by watching Speedruns so I can do things casually. Was that a quick Blade Mode into a dodge to get out of the way? Just curious as its been a few years since I played MGR.
@@Number_135 Ah I see. I like to analyse things like this in games I grew up with it helps if I ever get back into them, or Parting Skies Heavenly Light glowing that Konami remasters MGR for PS4 and 5. But regardless I appreciate the reply.
Lol Platinum tuned this boss to be so ridiculously aggressive that his super charge bugs out in this tiny arena, they really wanted us to suffer to beat this DLC
![Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - Jetstream Sam DLC - All bosses [Revengeance, S rank, No damage]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zV31JLbIMW4/mqdefault.jpg)
![Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - Jetstream Sam DLC - All bosses [Revengeance, S rank, No damage]](/img/tr.png)
Imagine you're working late at the office and look out your window, only to see an unbelievably buff dude telekinetically exploding helicopters while a cybernetic ninja dances around him.
In the world of MGR it probably wouldnt be something too rare to see
Sam is just a normal human, actually. Raiden is enhanced
@@kalebdavis7080 I knew the fact I haven't played the game would bite me in some way. At least he would look cybernetic to an ordinary office worker.
@@kalebdavis7080 he, still has a cybernetic suit on enhancing his abilities
@@jimmykedge6650 true, but his was an old model, but yet the dude was taking out mechas
When you realize that Sam new prosthetic arm was just a nerf.
Its nerf or nothing, cuz in the end it has to be this way
I would argue the opposite
@@tomthestone1470 Argue.
@@tomthestone1470 I would argue that senator probably had a kill switch in it if sam disobeyed
@@p4nt3r74 Then argue.
1:19 Senator stomped the ground so hard it actually became fixed
Lol
Lol
That kinda looks intentional
2:14
the power of nanomachines, son
Armstrong is like the self insert OP character a DM puts into their DND game to railroad players
Sam is my unintentionally min-maxed character
Nat 20 on Strength, Endurance and Charisma
@@Longsword. but 5 on intelligence (he's batshit insane)
@@elgordobondiola No, that's unpossible. He may not write his own speeches, but he's smart enough to con Raiden into going from putting a stop to his operation, and turning that on its head into expanding it.
He's smart enough to realize why and how we need to fuck all these limpdick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats.
@@Sakhmeov in fact it only makes sense that he would instead have a 5 in Wisdom....after all sanity checks are wisdom based
2:39 Officially the greatest taunt in the history of taunting.
I respectfully counter with Virgil from dmc5 dancing.
@@dragonMaster24921 That was his doppelganger dancing, Dante on the other hand actually dances.
It's the bane meme!
@@dragonMaster24921 i respectfully counter with Vergil's taunt with Yamato in DMC3 (it refills devil trigger infinitively lol)
Reminds me of dark souls 1
>played college ball
>becomes a sitting Senator
>destroys $1Billion in military hardware and personnel just to flex
>gets disarmed
>dismembers a random Brazilian samurai
>"You're hired."
>leaves without elaborating
The true sigma grindset.
All while doing Sumo moves. I didn't realize he took lessons.
And get nanomachines son
Yeye
And two years later a cyborg ninja crushes his heart in his hand.
0:22 Jetstreams reaction is priceless Af
"What's wrong Armstrong? Gonna take a shit before fighting me?"
Who the hell calls same sam jetstream 💀 that's like calling armstrong stephen 💀
"You're going down!"
*throws Sam upwards*
Big promises but all talk
@@FalkenSkyline typical politicians
@@Whopparhombus big promises, but all talk!
@@Future_Yt2 typical politicians
Well, eventually he would come down 🤷♂️
1:20 that stomp was so glorious it healed the ground!
Now the "let's dance" line makes more sense, the skill on the dodges are 10/10
I was still surprised when they said Sam barely got any upgrades, and most of it was just pure skill on his own part.
Imagine him getting a state of the art upgrade like Raiden, tailor made to suit his skills.
He could surpass Raiden with ease if he got a specialized cyborg body to amplify his already superhuman skills.
Ahh.. “could”, “would”, and “if”: the favourite words of Sam fetishists.
meh, Sam would never agree, his own character motivation when he was on his peak was self improvent, no matter what you gave to him if he didn't get it by his own effort and experience it would be worthless
Nah, his cyborg arm was a nerf, Sam with few enhancements is prime Sam
@@justadummy8076 Well that's why I specifically mentioned giving him state of the art upgrades, and tailor made to enhance his skills.
Not the factory line upgrade's for an arm he likely got, that were not good enough for his fighting style, let alone replicate or even improve upon it.
Getting mass produced parts, or specialized and personalized parts can make all the difference.
@@jefthereaper Yes, you can make any character more powerful by giving them more resources/technology/magic. This is still a pointless argument that makes you look like you don't know or care about Sam's character, you just want to wax poetic about power levels and put him on a pedestal.
2:30 When he does that, I always get jumpscared lmao
i legit have ptsd from trying to s rank it and he does that
Armstrong jumpscare
...how? He's just running in circles. What is so scary?
@@Rocky-oq9cy it fu*ks up your S rank instantly and spamming dodge is gonna do shit. You actually have to time it right and in which direction.
ikr
Imagine Sam got nanomachines. He keeps all his natural supernatural skill and power, plus all the ludicrous dragon ball stuff Armstrong has.
sam didn't play college ball.
But if he did that, Jack couldn't hurt him.
Unreal. This must have taken a lot of practice. Well done!
0:52 "Ooh nice fireworks."
Happy New Year! (2022-2023)
1:53 That moment the song transitions into Colective Consciousness Its just R I G H T
I've never seen such an ass-kicking, that really deserved S Rank
When you realize how Sam could have killed Armstrong instead of cutting off his hand and make it so the entire game just didn't happen.
His neck was too thick with the nano machine, the hand was gathering back to normal so that's where he thought to hit
From what I can gather Sam's hq Murasama can't directly pierce the armor only when it's half harden then he can go for the strike
Iirc Kojima himself said that Sam could’ve won had he worn the nanomachines down instead of trying to finish the fight quickly.
@@-et37- source?
@@mementomori3665 He made it the fuck up
@@nevergonnagiveyouup1853 IMAGINE A WORLD RAIDEN, FREE FROM CANCEL CULTURE, WHERE NO ONE CAN CALL ME FOR MY OUTLANDISH CLAIMS!!
*A WORLD WHERE I CAN SAY THE N-WORD!!!*
Just the way he’s laughing it off as if it’s more entertaining then anything else shows you how badass he is
i love how sam just puts his hands out like "whats this drama queen doing?"
2:30 holy crap at this point how the hell a buffed Brazilian guy managed to fight a monster like Armstrong just look at that LMAO. If his right arm wasn't fcked up, Raiden would have never had a chance. (And still I guess he let Raiden killed him in order to forgive himself due to the amount of bad things he has done).
Like,sam didn't even used the trigger of his sword in his battle with raiden,so,i guess you're correct
@@guinarocha5202 he did (?) Some of the special attack may have use the trigger
Oh and also the 3 times charge
Sam fetishist spotted. After his enhancements, Raiden is superior
Brazil is not for beginners
@@doradogom5460 do you just go comment by comment only to say "muh sam fetish"? Dude.
the classic "scream to get more powerful" at the beginning
the taunting in between hits just makes this 4000% better
2:23 this part looks more like a dance rather than a fight, incredibly done
Average corrida
to me this is canon, Sam just lose because he wanted to end with Armstrong fastest way possible. (also he could stab Armstrong on his stomach to literally kill him)
It's inevitable that Sam will work for Senator Armstrong and go down dueling with Jack who will have his red sword to beat the senator.
The game is a prequel after all
@@TheWarmachine375 yeah but just imagine... Also it would be cool secret ending to dlc
in cutscene after this it show that sam out of breath that why he have to end it fast as possible
it's really great detail that show he still human that have stamina litmit and it's the reason why he can't dodge armstrong attack at the end
he fight all way up from bottom to top and have to fight monster like this
and he almost beat armstrong with pure skill that truly badass
his last phase made it look like some mod and not a dlc like bro no way thoses attacks are real
The fucking sliding punch attack is the most annoying shit ever
Its bullshit, I dont know what they did to change him to be such BS in the DLC
@@coolwolf506 fr he can just grab you in mid air as well as just charge at you if you aint on the ground
@@coolwolf506 Alucard?
He's batshit insane
so this is why Armstrong gets so upset when Raiden acquires sams sword, he is aware of what it can do
What they won't tell you is that his real source of power is his glasses. They are invincible, and they are controlling Armstrong's body to gain power until he is strong enough to blow up Earth.
Until he gets stabbed in the stomach by a cybernetic ninja.
You know. I always wondered why my father "Nanomachines" never decided to fix Mr. Armstrong's eyesight. He told me that another part of his job was to keep the boss looking classy and those glasses really solidified the look. Stay golden pops. Your son, Nanite.
Armstrong:AND THIS IS GOING EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
By the alert noise "!" That was incredible :0 Your ultra instincts just kicked in, By any chance do you also play Dark Souls? Bet you'd be able to speedrun it with skills like that-
Thanks. I played dark souls, of course, not so much when compared with some TH-camrs, but for me it's a lot. The numbers will not be accurate because at first I did not play on a license. Dark Souls 1 - about 300 hours. Dark Souls 2 - about 500 hours. Dark Souls 3 - about 700 hours. I stopped playing because I was tired of these games. Well, I'm not as good as you say, I'm not interested in speedrun's
@@Number_135 U still suck at PvP tho,poor katana boy.
@@klimkirichenok6528 Wait for 2024 and I will take my revenge
@@Number_135 lmao go for it champ!
@@Number_135 Have you played Sekiro? I think you would find that game a ton of fun.
Steven Armstrong is apparently a stand user, has a yakuza boss aura, & a Magneto.
Just a reminder that jack learned how to use a sword by watching movies im not joking he literally leanred swordsmanship in movies.
*what*
@@BoxFang jack is raiden and raiden leanred how to use a sword in hollywood ninja movies like g.i.jo
Can you blame him tho? There are many peole in the world that probably learned how to use a sword with Star Wars fights
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 yeah like how i learned to force choke from watching vader killing a rebel brutally by force choking him and also this sounds really weird out of context.
@@hyunseojang1792 You see swords actually exist so there's a difference there
0:57 Nanomachines son
That was insane, wow
Oh my god I forgot to taunt him
No wonder I had such a hard time with this fight
i remember clearing this on normal when i tried on very hard
mofo turns red at 80 percent
The Nano machines inside Armstrong's body are truly amazing. They appear to be able to store a massive amount of energy which can be used to manipulate magnetic fields, discharge heat in the form of massive fires and reassemble missing parts.
U know shits hit the fan when the Senator starts using haki.
1:45 nice aim there Armstrong
2:59 I'm inclined to think Armstrong is just toying with him during those two sword clashes.
Hes even smiling
@@kluocduoc9835 It's part of the interview after all. Can't recruit new guys if they're dead.
The fact that Konami's last decision for the metal gear series before going all in on Pachinko was to make Survive instead of MGR2 still hurts
Serves you right
I feel like Samuel and Raiden could've been allies if Sam refused to join them.
I fuuuuuckin shit bricks. I had NO idea there was a jet stream sam dlc. Well i know where im sailing tonight
0:52 me when everything in my life goes wrong but I am too dead inside to care:
Same bro. I feel you
Sen Armstrong is the perfect example of type of leader that 'murrica need and deserve
America needs Raiden, not a loser like ArmWEAK!
@@kevinmclarkey621 Raiden can't lead, he is a soldier
You mean a fascist? I mean, America's got plenty of those.
Armstrong can break any President with his bare hands
めっちゃ画質良くなって
化け物と
イケメンがいることがよく分かりますね
動画外の
欠損は…
絶望半端なかったなあ
Am I the only one who thinks the raspy "Come on!" with the red eyes is really badass?
Little did Armstrong know, Sam is the real final boss.
This randomly showed up in my recommendation, however I watched the whole thing twice. Congratulations
Easiest job interview in Brazil:
anybody whos played this fight on revengeance knows how scuffed it is, with armstrong spamming invulnerable moves. props on the dedication to s rank the fight regardless!
You clearly deserve more subs with this amazing content
I do not think so. I have only 2-3 normal videos on my channel, the rest are either clips from apex legends or cringe videos on which I didn’t really try
"The guests have arrived"
Me: 2:30
3:17 absolutely gives me goosebumps
Armstrong: *Making quick heavy attacks*
The player: *Dashes forward infront of armstrong*
Armstrong: "Tf?"
Wow, you did great!
Truly I believe Raiden defeated Sam solely true plot armor and nothing else
That's literally the reason. It's basically which was more certain of his ideals. Sam was doubting, so he was defeated.
No cybernetics, no NANOMACHINES, SON, no sweat.
I honestly feel like there should be a secret/alternative/non-cannon ending if you beat him with no damage.
That takes so much time, skill and practice to do, you deserve to actually kiII Armstrong if you do that
And then you fight monsoon and sundowner
i love how when the senator wants sam to go down, he throws him up, seems kinda counterintuitive ngl
I have vague memories of this "Jetstream Sam" individual having a game of his own. "Vanquish," I think it was called. My oldest brother finished it in a weekend. He must have liked it. I never really did. The gameplay was something, but the story was never outstandingly compelling. Not compelling enough to compel me to play the game, anyway. I think the main antagonist in the game was some Slav dude in a red armor similar to Sam's called Zaitsev. Heck of a trip down memory lane. Simpler times.
Nah sam just looks like the guy from vanquish
0:41
Sam’s mind: WTF? Is this man constipated?
Goddamn Armstrong was holding back against Raiden
My mans destroyed like 200 million dollars worth of military equipment just to flex, now that';s who i'm voting for!
Armstrong:
ability:
break his shirt every time he power up
The 1 and some what only reason why I like sam is because him and raiden said the same thing to Armstrong with the same sword. Raiden said it at the end of the game with the beast song to come out of this game. And sam said it to start his battle with Armstrong. It’s nice two minds really do think alike.
he actually styled on him
Son why are you on my roof son? Did you come for the interview son? Why do you have you sword out son? Do you like the fireworks son?
bro wtf i was sitting here for easily 1-2 hours to get him on only hard mode. youre a beast
Did you know that the only thing there will be bloodshed the man in the mirrior nodds his hair because the mountains dont give back what they take.
Bro seriously this was a really smooth run you did I can't imagine the amount of practice you did to play this fight so smooth I just subscribed
I love how normal Armstrong looks in comparison to the rest of the characters
Great constant that no one is ready for the senator to hulk out. Sam handled it best obviously
I always love that both Sam and Raiden say “let’s dance” when Armstrong says “come on”
I Just Noticed That Jetstream Sam Has A Far Cooler Version Of Optimus Prime Mouthplate
0:20 "look at how hard i can shit sam!
"
Im really curious how that dodge happened at 2:36-2:39. I normally pick up on sound cues for bosses and other things by watching Speedruns so I can do things casually. Was that a quick Blade Mode into a dodge to get out of the way? Just curious as its been a few years since I played MGR.
This attack does no damage while he is doing it, it does damage when the cracks explode. Blade mode I used to cancel the attack and run away
@@Number_135 Ah I see. I like to analyse things like this in games I grew up with it helps if I ever get back into them, or Parting Skies Heavenly Light glowing that Konami remasters MGR for PS4 and 5. But regardless I appreciate the reply.
Sickest final interview.
Accurate depiction of the Weakest Brazilian Citzen
Im getting goosebumps from thinking this is how the fight Actually goes
Senator Armstrong going Ultra Instinct.
Armstrong: “you’re going down!”
(Tosses him upward)
If this were the final boss we got in the main game, I would be both disappointed, but also wayyyy less frustrated
I actually did this with both of my arms and legs chopped off while blindfolded. True story.
With a USB steering wheel?
And it wasn’t even you playing, it was your little brother
@@miceshooter and the little brother wasn't even there doing it, that's how good this dude is
0:14 HR at my company when handling new employee
This is canon.
Alt title: buff business man gets clapped by a funny samurai guy
ARMSTRONG DID BLACKFACE🥶
CANCEL HIM, MY BLUE HAIRS OF TWITTER
That helipad must've been enhanced by nanomachines too, look how fast it repairs itself.
Armstrong's glasses do have 10.000 def, no wonder he lost to Raiden
Telekinesis, son, it throws helicopter and skidido bop n dadam
I love how sam is not even phased while armstrong is having a super sayin transformation
my man armstrong keep changing into a new form like goku bruh 💀
I love how sam was confused in the beginning. I was to like how nano machines give you telekinetic powers lol
3:13 😂😂😂🤣💀
“You’re going down!” *Proceeds to yeet him upwards.*
So how long to get the muscle memory for this lmao
I love how half the video is just cutscene
My first job interview was like this
Lol Platinum tuned this boss to be so ridiculously aggressive that his super charge bugs out in this tiny arena, they really wanted us to suffer to beat this DLC
True
So you're telling me that the fight _is_ bugged? Fucking figures