KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear cuba
to right the frogs bitched over Waterloo station being the last one on the line as a memo for battle of Waterloo so we were forced to change it aswell as other things
It's true, Americans go out to dinner and eat everything and leave in about an hour. I currently live in Italy and there are some places that you reserve a 3 hour block of time for dinner. Italians eat full meals. I can only presume the French do the same thing.
Corbin yes we do ! I have american friends who came in France one day and I was so slow to eat compared to them that I felt very awkward beeing the only one eating half of the time haha
@@enzomuller9179 I know the feeling, first night here I was invited to dinner with some Italians and here I am scarfing down my food and they barely touched theirs lmao.
That guy ¨Daven¨ (Was that his name?), the sub-chef, he reminded me of my older brother, he is 22 years old, worked all his life on shitty restaurants like this one to be an amazing chef, as soon as he could give it all out on the kitchen he does and looks like a god damn unstoppable machine no matter the kitchen he was on, no doubt he is now working on a 5 star restaurant, while i'm just sitting here watching yt videos not knowing what to do with my life at my 20's. I love him so much, i wish one day i can make him proud.
This is a really lovely comment. I'm sure you already make him proud, and I'm sure you'll find what you're meant to do. Some people like your brother just know, but most of us have to try out different things to find where our passion is leading us. Good luck :)
The thing about family is that love should be unconditional. I hope you find your calling one day and you can be as successful as your brother. But even if you do not, I hope your brother still respects and loves you for the person you are. Good luck mate.
@@FC0BCA7E7A yeah I quote from the greats.... I know I'm not special, but atleast I'm not going around police-ing people by saying, "Oh wow so you watched the video too, such an original comment "...
Google global truth project and read "the Present" if you want to learn the truth about life/death in just a few pgs. Nothing is more important than checking it is true
They missed one of the best clips imo. When Michelle gets flustered and has had enough of Gordon’s shite, he goes off on a small but hilarious tangent. It’s too funny. A priceless kitchen nightmares moment indeed😂😂
"I like rich food" he's a professional chef and his idea of "rich food" is either crusted or stuffed. that was what seven year old me thought was considered "fancy"
*Michel:* I like to go to the customers because it's great for my ego. *Also Michel:* (Gordon) tells me I don't give a sh*t about people, I only care about myself - this is all bullsh*t. *Diagnosis:* So self-centered he doesn't even realize when he's contradicting himself.
I’ve been to multiple restaurants in France. They’ve all given me great, fast, and efficient service. Nearly to a rude level where I felt they were trying to get rid of us ASAP. They definitely didn’t try to make it a 2-3 hour experience. They need to turnover the tables to keep customers and money coming in.
To the 1% of people who is reading this: You are amazing and blessed, please stay safe.. Have an amazing rest of your day! P.S ive been struggling to get to 60K any help is appreciated 💝
This guy would walk in a pack of wolves, be attacked and eaten by them, and when arriving at hell, he's questioning the devil of why his football team mistaken him for a golf ball: "Bullshit, I am as good as Messi"
3:15 "He says that I don't give shit about people and I only care about myself" 2:20 "I love talking to the people because it's great for MY EGO" Me: 👀👄👀
"My belief is it's nice to go and spend 2-3 hours in a restaurant." People don't want to spend those 2-3 hours at a restaurant waiting for food to arrive.
Kitchen Nightmares: How many things do you want crusted
Michel: Oui
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear cuba
AxxL w h a t
@@AxxLAfriku are you ok do i need to call 911
@@randomthings4815 He does this all the time, he's a troll
@@randomthings4815 i COULDN'T WAIT i CALLED FOR YOU,,,,,,,,,,,,, LMAO,,,,,,
Michel: **leaves the kitchen**
Devin: *Showtime*
He went so fast
I wonder how he is doing rn
Kook (imagine the stonks arrow next to it)
Devin: it's my time to shine
Michel: *leaves the kitchen*
Devin: "I am speed"
"I like talking to customers because it's good for my ego" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I ONLY CARE FOR MYSELF????"
I thought he said for his englo trying to LEARN English
@@ASMRCHARLIE no im fairly certain he says ego
@@94Central i bet you're right. That would explain alot.....
A British guy and French guy hate each other. Tale as old as time.
He’s scottish actually (:
Isn’t Scotland in Britain..
Gordon doesn't hate him though.
to right the frogs bitched over Waterloo station being the last one on the line as a memo for battle of Waterloo so we were forced to change it aswell as other things
we just need a spanish guy in there
Challenge: Take a shot every time he says "crusted"
Sir with all respect my liver nor wallet can take that.
I did it with my water and nearly drowned.
Aajnbvsxibbv
John Kellett lmao same
why did you copy my username
it's so cringey watching him talk to all the customers. they all have that look of "wtf please just go away"
Love that he freely admits that he bothers customers to boost his ego lol
That's probably the result of selective editing as well.
Yeah go away and cook my food.
It really is. Are you taken, Sarah?
Zenigundam out of all the comments I’ve seen from you, this might be the saddest one tbh
Gordon won’t encounter any problems in our restaurants. Stress-free experience
Because there are none
Because you’ll induce brain trauma that will result in complete memory loss and limited function lol
@@violetsynthesis8322
'Yes. Synthesis, Violet. Reeducation and voluntary exhile. A patriot, she'll be.'
Well said, Kim.
@@Slayingsoup Isn't his excellency just the most enticing and provocative genius of the age?!🥰
Michelle: Says literally anything
Gordon: C r u s t e d
Michel*
@@mr.f2p888 *Crusted*
@@ItsToXxy Crusted
@@Supersquigi crusted
@@manantyagi5684 crusted.
*Sees title* Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Kenneth Pham I know it’s a joke but not all the chefs are delusional
Kenneth Pham yeah
Well that’s all your getting
*Amy pokes her head around the corner "No one will steal my title..."
Lol
Every body gangsta until gordon says
"can you come here for a moment"
“Two seconds please”
Same with parents
"Come here you"
Gordon is most angry when noy swearing. Weird huh
Everybody gangsta until Gordon tells you to clean your kitchen lol.
It's funny how as soon as Michel leaves the kitchen, things start to clear up and food gets out. hmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Lmao,,
"No I do a little bit of everything."
So a little bit of nothing then?
alot of nothing
Thank you for the funny Persona 4 man
Thanks adachi, very cool
So basically he does nothing more
555 likes...
Oh god.
"It's gonna be a long night"
Summary for every Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmare episode ever.
Michel: “Americans eat slowly”
Americans: _not eating_
He said people eat slower in France than they do in America
It's true, Americans go out to dinner and eat everything and leave in about an hour. I currently live in Italy and there are some places that you reserve a 3 hour block of time for dinner. Italians eat full meals. I can only presume the French do the same thing.
Corbin yes we do ! I have american friends who came in France one day and I was so slow to eat compared to them that I felt very awkward beeing the only one eating half of the time haha
@@enzomuller9179 I know the feeling, first night here I was invited to dinner with some Italians and here I am scarfing down my food and they barely touched theirs lmao.
@@enzomuller9179 ah you should the uk eaters 😔
Michel: I’m going to go check on the customers.
Devin: I am Speed!
This title can be used for every Kitchen Nightmares episode ever
true, very true lmao
You are right
And Hell's Kitchen
Especially Amy's backing company
@@fatmamisk yes yes yes yes. I wish i could say yes all day long ;)
Michel: First time or you been here before?
Devin: I AM THE MACHINE
That guy ¨Daven¨ (Was that his name?), the sub-chef, he reminded me of my older brother, he is 22 years old, worked all his life on shitty restaurants like this one to be an amazing chef, as soon as he could give it all out on the kitchen he does and looks like a god damn unstoppable machine no matter the kitchen he was on, no doubt he is now working on a 5 star restaurant, while i'm just sitting here watching yt videos not knowing what to do with my life at my 20's.
I love him so much, i wish one day i can make him proud.
This is a really lovely comment. I'm sure you already make him proud, and I'm sure you'll find what you're meant to do. Some people like your brother just know, but most of us have to try out different things to find where our passion is leading us. Good luck :)
The thing about family is that love should be unconditional. I hope you find your calling one day and you can be as successful as your brother. But even if you do not, I hope your brother still respects and loves you for the person you are. Good luck mate.
Michelle: I don’t only care about myself
Also Michelle: I talk to the customers to boost my ego
Michel: I love to talk to the customers, it's good for my ego.
Me: well at least he's honest about one thing
Gordon: "You. Can. Do. So. Much. Better!"
Owner: "This is all bullshit"
Well, you played yourself there
Michel: *leaves the kitchen*
Devin: The coast is clear
"He thinks I don't care about others, only care about myself. I'm sorry but my ego can't take that."
Michel: That's the difference between America & France, people eat a lot slower in France!
Gordon: *God bless America*
Oh wow...so it looks like you watched the video too. Cool. Such an original comment, but just re-posting the video commentary.
@@FC0BCA7E7A yeah I quote from the greats.... I know I'm not special, but atleast I'm not going around police-ing people by saying, "Oh wow so you watched the video too, such an original comment "...
Michel: I talk to customers for my ego
Also Michel: How dare Gordon tell me that I care more for myself than the restaurant.
"it tastes amazing"
IF IT TASTED AMAZING TO EVERYONE ELSE YOU WOULDN'T BE ON THE SHOW
I would try a crusty food pun here..
But this guy's food is joke enough!
Aaayyyyyyy!!!
Aayyyyyyyy!!
Google global truth project and read "the Present" if you want to learn the truth about life/death in just a few pgs. Nothing is more important than checking it is true
GOT EM
DAAAMN!
"it's great for my ego"
I mean...at least he's honest...honestly delusional
Gordon Ramsey is fluent in French and French cuisine trained, I think he knows what’s going on in France lmfao.
That chef gave gordon atleast three new wrinkles on Gordon's forhead
Michelle: “Scallops”
Gordon: “Crusted”
Michelle: “salmon”
Gordon: “Crusted”
Michelle: Cooking
Gordon: Crusty
-Gordon orders food -
Me : wow that looks go-
Gordon: it looks disgusting!
Me: ITS DISGUSTING!
Bruh at least try to be original
This joke never gets old lol
the clock kinda looked more appetizing than some of the foods that were shown
Deadasss!!!! 😭😭😭😭
First time I was this early chef mike was still alive
He wanted to see what was happening in the dining room. They’re waiting on your food, dude.
"I know what I'm doing, I'm a _machine."_
That's the kinda confidence I like, props to him
Noone:
Every Chef And Owner: *mY foOd grEaT, gOrDon dUm* or *GoRdon is StuPid*
*@**0:27*
Michel: "No I do a little bit of everything..."
.
.
.
What I heard:
*Noilitleeavything...*
For this restaurant, "crusted" replaces "raw."
They missed one of the best clips imo. When Michelle gets flustered and has had enough of Gordon’s shite, he goes off on a small but hilarious tangent. It’s too funny. A priceless kitchen nightmares moment indeed😂😂
"I like rich food" he's a professional chef and his idea of "rich food" is either crusted or stuffed. that was what seven year old me thought was considered "fancy"
*@**2:17*
The most honest statement you will hear from Michel,
*"I'd like to go to the customers, bcoz it's great for my ego.."*
*looks at title*
"basically the entire show"
Gordon: "you can do much better"
Chef: "this is all bullshit"
well he got one thing right
French chefs are gangsters until Gordon taste the food
Michel: "The Scallops."
Gordon: "Crusted."
Michel: "South Chicken."
Gordon: "Crusted."
Michel: "The Secret Garden."
Gordon: "Crusted."
"We have chili garlic crusted salmon"
"Crusted"
I mean for the love of God, man... it's in the name of the dish.
Crusted🤣
Please do the next season of this in Australian restaurants would love to see the kitchens here
“I like good food”
Don’t you mean
C R U S T E D
Michel: Scrambled Eggs
Gordon: Crusted
I’ve been wondering, how has Devon been lately? He seems like a really good chef and a cool guy to hang around
Internationally acclaimed chef: your food sucks
Chef at failing restaurant: pffff. What does he know?
Chef: I talk to customers because it’s good for my ego
Also Chef: Gordon Ramsay saying I care more about myself my restaurant is BS
“You can do much better!”
“It’s all bullshit!”
The editor knew…he knew
I guess you have more time to eat in France when everyone else fights your wars.
*Michel:* I like to go to the customers because it's great for my ego.
*Also Michel:* (Gordon) tells me I don't give a sh*t about people, I only care about myself - this is all bullsh*t.
*Diagnosis:* So self-centered he doesn't even realize when he's contradicting himself.
"In France people like to eat dinner later. Sometimes not until the next day."
2-3 hours in a restaurant? this guy should be digging ditches for minimum wage
Gordon in every restaurant: I have never seen such a stubborn person in all my life
Until he met Amy's Baking Company.
@@mblund8711 that was the day an unstoppable force met an immovable object
Nobody in the world:
Where's Ninno? I miss him.
Ha ha! Right!!!
Me:Can barley cook an egg
Me when someone on kitchen nightmates cant cook a 5 course meal:haha loser!
0:56
I remember Gordon literally kicked someone off hell's kitchen for tasting food that way
we need Gordon Ramsay visiting a restaurant kitchen in North Korea.
"The chilli garlic crusted salmon."
"Crusted."
No shit sherlock.
The crusted crusty crust crab?
'broiled'
"That's the difference between France and America."
One waves a white flag, the other doesn't.
(Don't take this seriously)
"Tells me I only care about myself, that's bullshit"
*Says the guy who admitted he likes to inflate his own ego*
this was uploaded 7 seconds ago
No one cares
Fenax true, very true
@Emilio Vicente
Ummm.... u feeling ok
SO WHAT? LOL
Gordon: "You can do so much better."
Michel: "This is bullshit."
First time being this early, but I don't know what I wanna say oof XD
LOL 😉
Welcome to the early crew :)
Same.. Hem... NINO!
“oof XD”
Me too
Restaurant owner: "Gordon help what do I do?"
Gordon: "here's where you're wrong and here is what you should do"
Restaurant owner: "BULLSHIT!!!"
Is that a turd in the thumbnail ?!
Gordon: You can do much better
Michel: This is all bullshit!
These editors be doing him dirty
im finally early, i dont have a joke tho so i hope everyone is having a good day :)
I hope you will have a good day too
Have a good one, and stay safe :3
When I saw your comment I got a headache for no reason
I’ve been to multiple restaurants in France. They’ve all given me great, fast, and efficient service. Nearly to a rude level where I felt they were trying to get rid of us ASAP. They definitely didn’t try to make it a 2-3 hour experience. They need to turnover the tables to keep customers and money coming in.
To the 1% of people who is reading this:
You are amazing and blessed, please stay safe.. Have an amazing rest of your day! P.S ive been struggling to get to 60K any help is appreciated 💝
Remember me too bro 😀
@-pudpud come on now, be nice.
"I like to go to the customers because it's great for my ego!"
Wow dude you really don't beat around the bush, do you lol???
I watched almost every kitchen nightmares 2-4 times so I feel blessed getting new content🙏
Gordon: "You can do much better"
Owner: "That's 🐂💩"
He sounds like a french michellin chef except hes trash lmao
Gordon's ability to cut through the crap and tell it like it is may piss off everyone he tells but the ones who truly care hear it.
Michel: I’m gonna go into the dining room.
Devin: *IT’S SHOWTIIIIIIIME!!!*
I bet even their salad is crusted.
“because it’s great for my ego” lorddd😭
This guy would walk in a pack of wolves, be attacked and eaten by them, and when arriving at hell, he's questioning the devil of why his football team mistaken him for a golf ball: "Bullshit, I am as good as Messi"
Chef Michel really is a careless narcissist, which is why I agree with Gordon Ramsay 100 percent.
Chef: *sneezed
Gordon: crusted
I just love, how the description says, POOR GORDAN...
I CAN'T.... 🤣🤣🤣
my daily gordan ramsay content keeps me going man
3:15 "He says that I don't give shit about people and I only care about myself"
2:20 "I love talking to the people because it's great for MY EGO"
Me: 👀👄👀
The way the owners/chefs think that Gordon will love the food is strikingly similar to how we think our exam went well. And then come the results.
So basically every kitchen nightmares episode ever
Gordon: Stresses everyone out
Michelle: hehehehe
Every episode: ”Ive never met such an ..."
"My belief is it's nice to go and spend 2-3 hours in a restaurant."
People don't want to spend those 2-3 hours at a restaurant waiting for food to arrive.
Gordon: I have never met such a hard ass, stubborn and a bull-shitter all my life.
David from Black Pearl: Hold my Canadian Lobster
Y’all need to check the description for the videos it’s a gem
Lmao he admitted that he talks to the costumers to boost his ego
Sous chef immediately taking over when michel is gone looking like alfredo linguini from Ratatouille
“It’s good for my ego”
At least he’s honest
"Look -- stuffed salmon! Crusted lobster!"
"Wait a minute ... everything's stuffed or crusted! RUUUUNNN!"
Kitchen nightmares keeping me busy this quarantine 😂