Adum was absolutely right about the polar bear. He was in Red One for about 3 minutes. He was heavily advertised such as being in most of the posters and social media posts, getting an action figure, and being “interviewed” about the movie. I don’t even think the budget restrictions was the problem, because the Guardians of the Galaxy movies have similar budgets ranging from $200-250 million yet have 2 main characters being CGI. Dwayne Johnson must have taken a chunk of that budget for himself. The only way for Amazon to make up for this is to give that bear his own solo movie or show.
Prediction: In the 3rd act of this movie, the Rock will use his toy-enlarging wristband from the trailer to turn an Iron Man toy into a life size suit, then Chris Evans will have to get in the suit to defeat the bad guys. The scene will then cut to Robert Downey Jr. in a cafe sipping his tea while watching the events unfold on his phone and he’ll exclaim: “What the Fu-“ before the scene cuts away (gotta keep that PG-13 rating)
It's always funny to me when there's a Christmas movie where they say an adult is on Santa's naughty list. Why is he keeping track of people he doesn't deliver presents to regardless?
When i first saw the trailer all I could think was "oh it's the film that Dwayne was reported as being unprofessional on by showing up late and pissing in bottles"
@@emissaryofcharybdis105 It's something he just does in general. There was an instagram video in 2017 where you can clearly see one of his piss bottles, and he's obviously showing it intentionally, but then he acts surprised like "Oh I just realized you guys saw my pee bottle! That's embarrassing haha. You know I go hard in the gym, I don't got time for the bathroom, so I pee in the bottle and get back to training like a beast!" What's most confusing to me is that he doesn't even use shitty little plastic water bottles, he uses those glass Voss bottles, which are obviously meant to be reused, but instead he just pisses in them and APPARENTLY MAKES OTHER PEOPLE DISPOSE OF THEM.
@@LittleWeevil Well, now that sounds like a man who enjoys himself some watersports. Why does he have to inflict that shit on other people in his day to day life, though? What a goon.
Something about Red One's trailer has been bugging me for a while. Not a lot, it's just given me this nagging feeling and I finally figured it out. Red One feels like a guy who's embarrassed to dress up as a clown. Clowns can be really funny people but if you're embarrassed to be a clown you're never gonna commit to the bit and deliver any gag with 100% energy. It feels like Red One's trying to have fun with its premise but it just isn't committing all the way and it feels forced.
Like, I do believe an Action Comedy centered around Christmas fables could work! But like so many things it's the execution that matters and Red One feels just a little too corporate, just a little too embarrassed of itself to stick the landing.
For someone that constantly pauses and picks through trailers, it was low-key hilarious to see him rush through that dune prophecies trailer and go 'eh, who cares' 😂😂😂😂😂
I know this is just a sloppy holiday movie but to me it just feels slightly fascistic that we're making Tacticool Special Ops Militia Guys movies about santa claus now
I guess it was only a matter of time before we got the "Holiday Cinematic Universe". This is trying so hard to set up Deep Lore (TM) you can just tell there were dozens of writers cooped up for days without food to churn this out.
I'm so tired of the coolness of detached cynicism and the death of sincerity that has had such a huge hold on the movie market for the past 20 or so years.
red one looks like one of those hollywood dare movies, where directors challenge eachother to make the dumbest concept possible into a movie but also they did it with a director who isn't very successful, and barely knows what he's doing
I was like "well at least JK is in this I guess" and then the premise was like "he's actually gonna barely be in this so I hope you like the Rock playing himself again"
Shows "Nick" working out and establishing he's strong. Immediately captured, thus undermining what they showed us no more than *10 seconds ago* Oh yeah, this is going to be a mess.
i love how lucy liu and JK FUCKING SIMMONS are in this and yet they get no credit in the trailer? they're expecting me to watch this film based on on the rock's presenece alone. no thanks babe
Shivering Truth is on (HBO) Max here in my country. I'm personally annoyed that Scavengers Reign isn't here, which means it got cancelled before I even had the chance to watch it (legally).
For me and Adum-the North American region in terms of business- it was licensed out to other streamers. Mostly Hulu, Amazon, and Netflix. I would of preferred if it was both platforms simultaneously. Fuck you, Zslaz.
If you're gonna be like that about slop movies, this is more of a cynical deconstruction of European folktales for the purpose of further separating people from their ancestors in their subconscious.
Can we just admit that Dwayne was only interesting in WWE when he had good material going for him and outside of that he's stale and overrated. Not as interesting as he was back in the day? Cause I do.
I'm going to pretend someone listened to that one Steel Panther song after watching that one South Park episode, did a bunch of coke, and got to work writing a pitch for this.
@@Robkinggozer He did a disingenuous cash grab review of the new Matt Walsh movie. Not the first time he's catered to conservative morons and possibly not the last.
@@RobkinggozerJeremy did a disingenuous cash grab review of the new Matt Walsh movie. Not the first time he's catered to conservatives and possibly not the last.
@@Issacson Is Jahns known for being an outspoken progressive or political in general in his content? I thought he was just another guy reviewing whatever is getting attention at the time. I don't know Matt Walsh but if he's just conservative and no extremist, don't see the issue?
I'd say if Adum wants to cancel Max, he should do it ASAP. It isn't like he can't resubscribe when they have something to watch. In the meantime, he can focus on all those other streaming services he has, or something else entirely.
@@Missjunebugfreak I read the novel this summer and it's the most annoyed I've *ever* been with an author and still finished the book. Everything from the writing style to the story is garbage. A handful of interesting concepts that got butchered in the film, but nothing of substance.
Chris Evans character is named Jack. He's just gonna become Jack Frost right? Its just gonna be a Jack Frost origin story for the holiday cinematic universe
Am I the only one who thoufght Red One was plagiarzing the Nightmare Before Christmas plot points? Santa gets kidnapped, scary monsters, holiday themed? Looks like shit.
"Red One" feels like a fake movie they'd show a trailer for on 30 Rock or from the beginning of Tropic Thunder
Lately (to me) every mainstream movie that isn’t based on some previous IP has felt like a fake trailer from Tropic Thunder
I saw a trailer for it in theaters and I literally kept thinking "This isn't a real movie, I'm being gaslit or something"
I refuse to believe J.K. Simmons would sell out like this, but I suppose everyone has their price tag. So sad.
The Rural Juror 2: Red One
Everytime i see "The Pebble" in a movie i roll my EYEs
Adum was absolutely right about the polar bear. He was in Red One for about 3 minutes. He was heavily advertised such as being in most of the posters and social media posts, getting an action figure, and being “interviewed” about the movie. I don’t even think the budget restrictions was the problem, because the Guardians of the Galaxy movies have similar budgets ranging from $200-250 million yet have 2 main characters being CGI. Dwayne Johnson must have taken a chunk of that budget for himself.
The only way for Amazon to make up for this is to give that bear his own solo movie or show.
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Aw, the little Scoot popped up when Adum did a racist joke in his head. I miss that cat.
ngl made me tear up a bit
As long as poor taste exists in this world, he'll still be with us.
The face Adum is making in the thumbnail is perfect. He looks like a gay Chad looking down on this virgin film.
Prediction: In the 3rd act of this movie, the Rock will use his toy-enlarging wristband from the trailer to turn an Iron Man toy into a life size suit, then Chris Evans will have to get in the suit to defeat the bad guys. The scene will then cut to Robert Downey Jr. in a cafe sipping his tea while watching the events unfold on his phone and he’ll exclaim: “What the Fu-“ before the scene cuts away (gotta keep that PG-13 rating)
There's no world in which I would be surprised if this happens.
@@poofballoonWhat about a world in which Chris Evan’s and Robert Downey Jr. died in the blast of a nuclear warhead in 1984?
Red One: post-superhero movie purgatory
It's always funny to me when there's a Christmas movie where they say an adult is on Santa's naughty list. Why is he keeping track of people he doesn't deliver presents to regardless?
Woah, true.
I'm guessing the villain who kidnapped Santa turns out to be buffed Jesus.
No worse it's dr. Atheist
That would actually be funny
Its actually Carl Sagan resurrected from the dead
It's kinda weird that the trailer doesn't even show the villain.
When i first saw the trailer all I could think was "oh it's the film that Dwayne was reported as being unprofessional on by showing up late and pissing in bottles"
Is that real?
Was there like no bathroom on set, or is that just how Dwayne Rock shows frustration, like a stressed cat spraying?
@@emissaryofcharybdis105 It's something he just does in general. There was an instagram video in 2017 where you can clearly see one of his piss bottles, and he's obviously showing it intentionally, but then he acts surprised like "Oh I just realized you guys saw my pee bottle! That's embarrassing haha. You know I go hard in the gym, I don't got time for the bathroom, so I pee in the bottle and get back to training like a beast!"
What's most confusing to me is that he doesn't even use shitty little plastic water bottles, he uses those glass Voss bottles, which are obviously meant to be reused, but instead he just pisses in them and APPARENTLY MAKES OTHER PEOPLE DISPOSE OF THEM.
@@LittleWeevil Well, now that sounds like a man who enjoys himself some watersports. Why does he have to inflict that shit on other people in his day to day life, though? What a goon.
Something about Red One's trailer has been bugging me for a while. Not a lot, it's just given me this nagging feeling and I finally figured it out. Red One feels like a guy who's embarrassed to dress up as a clown. Clowns can be really funny people but if you're embarrassed to be a clown you're never gonna commit to the bit and deliver any gag with 100% energy. It feels like Red One's trying to have fun with its premise but it just isn't committing all the way and it feels forced.
Like, I do believe an Action Comedy centered around Christmas fables could work! But like so many things it's the execution that matters and Red One feels just a little too corporate, just a little too embarrassed of itself to stick the landing.
It's insecure and insincere.
My first thought upon seeing this trailer: “Is this fake?”
"What if santa was epic", I'm pretty sure there already exists many versions of that.
Bad santa
Violent Night.
Rise of the Guardians
For someone that constantly pauses and picks through trailers, it was low-key hilarious to see him rush through that dune prophecies trailer and go 'eh, who cares' 😂😂😂😂😂
This looks like if a crypto/nft bro made a Christmas movie.
What in the fresh hell is that? A Christmas themed Fast and the Furious movie? They should rename it to Fast and the Cheeriest.
I know this is just a sloppy holiday movie but to me it just feels slightly fascistic that we're making Tacticool Special Ops Militia Guys movies about santa claus now
When people say that they want something that isn't a remake, or a reboot of an old film, this is not what they had in mind!
I guess it was only a matter of time before we got the "Holiday Cinematic Universe". This is trying so hard to set up Deep Lore (TM) you can just tell there were dozens of writers cooped up for days without food to churn this out.
Hollywood has finally decided we are ready for a Live action Rise of the Guardians cinematic universe
I'm so tired of the coolness of detached cynicism and the death of sincerity that has had such a huge hold on the movie market for the past 20 or so years.
red one looks like one of those hollywood dare movies, where directors challenge eachother to make the dumbest concept possible into a movie
but also they did it with a director who isn't very successful, and barely knows what he's doing
I like J.K. Simmons as a buff Santa, but the movie looks painfully unfunny.
JK, my guy, you could have said no. No one would have been mad
He played Santa in Klaus, but that was a voice role.
God that Scoot popping up got me good 😂😂
I was like "well at least JK is in this I guess" and then the premise was like "he's actually gonna barely be in this so I hope you like the Rock playing himself again"
A former professional wrestler in a movie featuring Santa with muscles all feels very familiar for some horrible reason
cant wait for the rock to effortlessly beat everyone in that film because it's in his contract
adam hears Wonder Woman and goes "PBBTT, MARVEL!?", true genius.
Shows "Nick" working out and establishing he's strong. Immediately captured, thus undermining what they showed us no more than *10 seconds ago*
Oh yeah, this is going to be a mess.
Or it implies a scary enemy?
@@S1nwar worf effect
The movie looks like garbage but your critique sounds like it could be from cinema sins
Santa With Muscles deserved a better remake than this.
Hoping for a 3 Ninjas at High Noon Mountain remake next
Whoever wrote/directed that overhead press scene must have never entered a gym in their lives
i love how lucy liu and JK FUCKING SIMMONS are in this and yet they get no credit in the trailer? they're expecting me to watch this film based on on the rock's presenece alone. no thanks babe
Shivering Truth is on (HBO) Max here in my country. I'm personally annoyed that Scavengers Reign isn't here, which means it got cancelled before I even had the chance to watch it (legally).
For me and Adum-the North American region in terms of business- it was licensed out to other streamers. Mostly Hulu, Amazon, and Netflix. I would of preferred if it was both platforms simultaneously. Fuck you, Zslaz.
Scavengers is on Netflix in the UK. Which is so funny to me. Like what's even the point? Don't you love TV now?
The christian-facists will love the militarization of christmas.
If you're gonna be like that about slop movies, this is more of a cynical deconstruction of European folktales for the purpose of further separating people from their ancestors in their subconscious.
At least Violent Night was aware of its silliness
I think this looks hilarious and I can't wait to waste money on it.
After watching the Red One trailer, I feel like i got slapped by Krampus :(
Can we just admit that Dwayne was only interesting in WWE when he had good material going for him and outside of that he's stale and overrated. Not as interesting as he was back in the day? Cause I do.
I think he might be good in the smashing machine but I’m only basing that on Benny safdies skill as a director not from anything we’ve seen so far
@@JorganGJorgan for his sake he better be.
I mean, I can't think of a movie I've liked him in.
Pain & Gain and Southland Tales.
Besides the goofy wrestling, that's it.
2:01 lol at ghost Scoot
We have to rescue Saint Ni-
🅱️🅱️a
I'm going to pretend someone listened to that one Steel Panther song after watching that one South Park episode, did a bunch of coke, and got to work writing a pitch for this.
At 4:37 when the line "Not THAT list?" dropped I was interrupted by a midroll ad - "Artlist presents..."
Cracked up pretty hard
RED ONE ISN'T STRAIGHT TO STREAMING WHAT
I’m a simple man. I see Dwayne Johnson: i cringe
It feels like they asked ChatGPT to make a "cool" Xmas movie from 2009
cant wait for
Dune: Sisterhood, Dune: Revelations and obviously Dune 3: American Independence
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE SHIVERING TRUTH I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHOW!!!
Love to get Adam's input on the Jeremy Jahns debacle. I don't want propaganda films being normalized.
What happened?
@@Robkinggozer He did a disingenuous cash grab review of the new Matt Walsh movie. Not the first time he's catered to conservative morons and possibly not the last.
@@RobkinggozerJeremy did a disingenuous cash grab review of the new Matt Walsh movie. Not the first time he's catered to conservatives and possibly not the last.
@@Issacson Is Jahns known for being an outspoken progressive or political in general in his content? I thought he was just another guy reviewing whatever is getting attention at the time. I don't know Matt Walsh but if he's just conservative and no extremist, don't see the issue?
I'd say if Adum wants to cancel Max, he should do it ASAP. It isn't like he can't resubscribe when they have something to watch. In the meantime, he can focus on all those other streaming services he has, or something else entirely.
Santa is carrying out a special military operation. also: wasnt there an animated moie that portrayed santa as military already?
Rise of the guardians
(Well, not a “military” but still a jacked version of him)
yeah Arthur Christmas sort of did
HBO Max removed The Shivering Truth cuz they hate animation and so it could be a tax right off.
Red 40 feels like a movie that would have come out 40 years ago.
Make Christmas Great Again
DUDE SUPERHERO
God Dune is just agony. I can't even watch the trailer. I hate this IP so much.
Thank God i'm not the only one.
@@Missjunebugfreak I read the novel this summer and it's the most annoyed I've *ever* been with an author and still finished the book. Everything from the writing style to the story is garbage. A handful of interesting concepts that got butchered in the film, but nothing of substance.
Dwayne doing his boy Dana a favor and getting power slap featured lol
Christmas has never been COOLER!
now that updated avatar makes me want to stay til the end of every video 👀
This Christmas, Omniman is Santa Clause
The “Red” Trilogy. All featuring “The Rock” and all anthology movies as well.
Chris Evans character is named Jack. He's just gonna become Jack Frost right? Its just gonna be a Jack Frost origin story for the holiday cinematic universe
Oh no. Adam may've predicted Chris Evans using something as a shield. 💀
I want to see Red One
DUDE, north pole!!
Isn’t a polar bear supposed to sound older ?
Yeah David Attenborough said that I think.
Adum will watch this just because of The Bear
What naughty rank does Trump have?
who?
Freaky rank💦💦💦
Am I the only one who thoufght Red One was plagiarzing the Nightmare Before Christmas plot points? Santa gets kidnapped, scary monsters, holiday themed? Looks like shit.
RED ONE is literally just an ChatGPT prompt
Reminder to watch Mr Show if you use Max, literally the best show on it
Nothing will beat Rise of the Guardians
Dude like le epic random meme lol. God I hate Hollywood trying to be relevant it’s just so stupid so so stupid
See, this is how fans of The Crow felt about the reboot trailer
This movie is definitely gonna flop.
Oh wow, J.K. Simmons playing Santa Claus. That doesn't remind me of a SIGNIFICANTLY better christmas movie, nope.
...was that JK Simmons playing Santa? 😰
Not the first time he's played Santa.
"I recognized that so I clapped"
I've never seen a movie that looks more like it was written by AI.
That christmas movie was written by an AI, I refuse to believe any different
adum canceling maaax? say it aint so!
Really like the new avatar Olivia. It's very cute.
I thought Chris Evens was Scott Eastwood from the thumbnail
Does The Rock have to be in EVERY movie?
Why, Chris... why...
REDONE
Hello fellow youths. Christmas and by extension Christianity is cool and badass, right?
Holy GOD am I sick of seeing the Rock.
reDONE
Jackson Scott Robinson Daniel Hall Edward
1:20
Isn't that the Cinema Sins sound effect?
7:00
THERE IT IS AGAIN
Davis Jennifer Jones Frank Lopez Anthony
Moore Sandra Brown Frank Martin Steven
Rodriguez Donald Walker Shirley Walker Anthony
Violent night is better.
Fuck max, trying to be the new disney and change/get rid of ip’s they sucked up. I canceled when they got bought out. It’s trash tv now
Olivia your avatar looks so cute
I'm so sick of this CGI trash reference-filled lazy slop
Rise of the guardians did it better
Yet another MIB clone.
Hope you’re doing well, Olivia.
As much as I love Adum, my favorite part of every video is getting to hear Olivia 😍
I don’t get why people are only talking about this stupid movie now it was announced months ago