@@adora_burst8143 If you be doing crime you go to arkam so you can escape for the million th time, you fight IRS, you go to big boy prison. Joker was smart.
When my father walked uphill both ways in negative 40 degrees weather, invisible lions were an ever present threat. Steven's Dad fought that invisible beast beautifully.
@@kyronyxng3347 Sometimes my Dad had to ride a brontosaurus to school. He would have lunch at Kentucky Fried Pterodactyl. He would eat Trilobite soup for dinner.
@@kyronyxng3347My father lived on the outskirts of the outskirts. He had to fight barbarian hordes just to get to the outskirts to walk up the mountain both ways in driving snow.
Has it been considered that when someone has to walk "uphill both ways" their destination is on the other side of a hill? I think many people miss this.
@@trustme-8058 I got 300 IQ and my father still say I am failure because I am not president of America even though I am already the president of 20 different countries.
Paren’t trip to school: Drink very *suspicious* water… Start hallucinating Starts fighting imaginary lions … i think i know how those trip to school tales were made…
Dude you are beyond hilarious. To be able to hang out with you cutting up like this would have me crying in laughter. Great stuff Steven. Keep making it happen, brother!
@@ParadoxPerson02 Yeah. Imagine battling 2 invisible lions that make no sound nor leave any traces. If it were me, a thousand lives will never be enough for me to survive. Steven's Dad is very powerful.
"Drink this water instant 100 iq.. is that low or high?" This is one of the most hilarious lines I've heard in a sketch. I was not expecting anything like this. Although this would mean that your father is dumbing down the rest of his classmates in order to have an advantage over them.. "That's my son!"".
Anyone with an IQ above 100 would probably recognize that their IQ is higher than average, and therefore not drink the water. People with an IQ below average would drink it, presumably thinking that 100 is high, and would be benefitted.
Our generation had to pioneer online learning shortly after the time of dial-up connections. We were the first generation that couldn't simply walk miles through snow to get to school. And this was all while serving active duty in the meme wars. Cyber-learning, cyber-warfare, cyber-stalking, cyber-sex and drone-striking murder hornets all at the same time. Whereas previous generations witnessed the decline of our world, we witnessed the rise and fall of the virtual world: we lived the golden age of youtube, which we now call "the before times."
Guess Steven's dad (edited) read comic #88 of Spike & Suzy (Willy and Wanda for the Americans). Ambrose's younger brother first appearance in the comics is as a flying coffee bean.
This would be the "mandatory safety warning for idiots who get science advice from funny youtube vids," which is probably more people than you think, these days.
Steven's Grandfather:When i was your age i was 69 years old and i had to go to school by walking up mount everest my left foot was fighting wukong my right foot was starting Beijing Corn
My brother complained about carrying his backpack at an airport and my dad went, “When I went to school I had to walk 20 miles with a backpack that weighed 20 pounds.”
I love how this guy looks like he's going to a business meeting, wearing huge snow boots like it's -30°, and looking like the founder of bejing corn all at the same time
So yeah, this is actually how my mother described her trip to school: every day she had to walk 10 kilometers to school because there was no school bus and her parents didn't have a car. They did have a horse and a wagon but why waste effort when kid can walk by herself? Anyhow, in winter this meant a 10 kilometer trip through thick snow and blizzard. No one was ploughing the roads so she had to guess her way through the mountains of snow, using trees and farms to find her way. To make it easier, she would ski. And of course, she would have to find her way back home in the evening. And then do homework for the next day, too. Also, wolves lived in the area. Packs of em.
You kids are so lucky, when I was young we had to walk across 10 feet of plush carpet to change a TV channel, no remotes back then! Hard times man, hard times!
I am curious, xD why the number is always the same like 5 miles . I am from the South Asian side and heard the same story minus the mount climbing for me it was a muddy and flooded road.
Mr. Satan attended Yamato High School in Japan (he's Scorpion, now). I have his class ring. His parents' worked with the Air Force helping with reconstruction in the 1960s.
my dad legit used to say things like: 'see, back in my days i traveled through hills and river to school. collecting dry firewood and bunch of *insert name* leaves for the goats at home.'
Actually in my country even folk songs describe how children in the himalayas have to raise cattle before and after school; and how they have to find the way to school inside the mist.
Joker doesn’t fear Batman but fears the IRS Steven’s Dad doesn’t fear two lions but fears the IRS Moral of the story : To truly detach yourself from fear, u must fear the IRS
I don't know how u don't make your self laugh always found your videos funny af . :) My mum usually hated stuff like this but before she passed she use to watch some of your videos in the hospital made her laugh like nothing else your a funny guy
My dad used to cross 7 continents, climb mount everest 5 times a day, Fight with tanks and warships, hand-shook hitler and finally after after participating in the WWII they finally used to reach the school.
@@loganicfilms1388 didn't you know at the time saturday was a day to go to school and it's actually thursday to not go to shool yeah ik nobody ask and idc
The fact that steven's dad din't record the part where he walk 20 mile uphill,both ways,26 hours a day on one foot,and the other one was starting a business.Not even to mention what he said: "When i was 9 years old,i was 25.[...]I had to fight the British at Pearl harbor." he also had to invent his own calculus cus Newton din't invent it yet.Though i was glad that i saw one of the only footages of steven's dad going to school.infact,when he was walking to school physics wasn't invented yet so that's why he walked 20 miles uphill,both ways,26 hours a day on one foot,while the other one was starting a business.
I can just imagine Steven in ten years telling his kids: You know back in my days, teleporting wasn‘t even invented yet and we had to ride the bus or our bikes to school!
@johanneshartman4618 Back in my day, we didn't have no God or Jesus, we were Pagan and had to create our own Gods! We had to worship nature, animals, and what not, and you know what we liked it! We didn't have any churches either, if we wanted to pray or give thanks to our Gods or Mother earth, we had to create a place of worship by placing super heavy stones (and with only our bare hands and pure determination!) in a mysterious circular pattern...EVERY SINGLE DAY! And I'll tell ya what..We were all the stronger for it. No one needs that fancy pants, wishy-washy Christianity or any those new-fangled "Religions" for that matter! Animism, Paganism, and Spiritualism, are where it's at!
"This water give you powers. You drink this water you travel through time. Once I drink, wake up a week later in a ditch" HAHAHA
That was my favorite part lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@neohydrus8505 I know, that's the joke
Betch when I tell you I died then obviously litterly I died💀💀💀💀
@@shinjaeroe3181 and you woke up a week later in a ditch
LmAo
Those 2 lions didn’t stand a chance
Bruh, there were obviously 6, he was just so strong it took one kick to knock one of them down.
ah yes
@@ElloItsSmee ya know how u walk, u kinda kick forward? Yea he walked forward twice and he killed 4 lions, that is why he has two left.
smat.
Ya he knocked out the lions so bad, the T-Rex was too scared to come out
@@prokodza ah yes, i forgot about the T-Rex, he probably killed fourteen a while ago
Steven's father was willing to fight two Lions, but not the IRS. A brave, yet smart man.
lol!
xD
Not even the Joker would fight the IRS, so I don't blame him.
@@adora_burst8143 If you be doing crime you go to arkam so you can escape for the million th time, you fight IRS, you go to big boy prison. Joker was smart.
Even the joker couldn't fight the IRS
When my father walked uphill both ways in negative 40 degrees weather, invisible lions were an ever present threat. Steven's Dad fought that invisible beast beautifully.
Dad's were going to school in the frigid outskirts?
@@kyronyxng3347 Sometimes my Dad had to ride a brontosaurus to school. He would have lunch at Kentucky Fried Pterodactyl. He would eat Trilobite soup for dinner.
@@kyronyxng3347My father lived on the outskirts of the outskirts. He had to fight barbarian hordes just to get to the outskirts to walk up the mountain both ways in driving snow.
Has it been considered that when someone has to walk "uphill both ways" their destination is on the other side of a hill?
I think many people miss this.
@@Cencrd I actually had to walk to school 2 miles in snow and -20c weather
This man wearing boots, shorts, sports shirt, and a business jacket at the same time.
He has set his possible future already
He’s dressed for all occasions!
Not any boot... Gumboots 😂
Lmao
Gotta love his style :)
“Instant 100 IQ... is that low or is that high?”
Actually, you somehow picked the score that is neither 😂
For Asians, 200IQ is average
@@lolasdm6959 no
@@lolasdm6959 that’s too low, my Asian parents won’t accept 😂
@@trustme-8058 I got 300 IQ and my father still say I am failure because I am not president of America even though I am already the president of 20 different countries.
My 135 IQ ass is the worst failure of all. And I'm Asian.
Steven's dad is single handedly carrying this channel up hill both ways
Wait that’s illegal
Is the other one starting a business?
@@Shrek14725 yoooouuuu know it !
@@Shrek14725 the other one founded the foundation
@Confidencealpha and all of that when he was only 9 and because he was tough when he was 9 he was 25
Paren’t trip to school:
Drink very *suspicious* water…
Start hallucinating
Starts fighting imaginary lions
… i think i know how those trip to school tales were made…
we know the origin now
They be tripping alright
@@authenticbaguette6673 ugh what's that on your name? It's disgusting, you a failure
@Johannes Hartman nonce.
@Johannes Hartman ok kid, you don’t have to spread god stuff
im suprised how no one seems to be talking about us witnessing the literal birth of bejing corn
STEVEN'S DAD LORE
this is how he became the face. it's all comin together.
Oh this is more awesome than grubhub lore
fax
That's a business!!
So that's how Steven's dad made a business, he found a corn seed, then with his left leg founded Beijing corn, what a motivational story.
I make short skits like Steven He! Pleese check them out!! The world could use another laugh 🥰😇
@@merpuffedy I like your content, but you don’t need to self promote here
Lol man us Gould post short stories on somewhere cuz yer comments funny
=lol
@@merpuffedy you skits are good, you already have a good audience so promotion is pointless
Such a professional even when he’s in a harsh environment he stills wears his suit
Of course, he’s not a failure
That's the only thing he has 👍
@James Charles I saw that one 😂
Steven’s dad fought 2 lions on one foot while the other foot was off starting a business. A hero we never wanted but the hero we needed
“Is that low or is that high?”
Even he doesn’t know man
what a
*F A I L U R E*
Did you say he?
Wow ok. Are you assuming his GENDER
@@toastedbred1925 Did you say his?
Wow ok. Are you assuming that man's GENDER
@@aaronburr956 did you just say MAN?
How dare u assume this man/woman/non binary’s gender
@@toastedbred1925 did u just say man?
HOW DARE YOU ASSUMING HIS/HER/NON BINARY GENDER
He didn’t photoshop in the lions, but instead photoshopped his dad’s other leg, which we all know was starting a business at the time...
no the leg didn't start a business until he found the corn, the leg was there for the first part of the journey.
then
it had to go on its own journey
@@redteddy135 must have been taking extra business classes from a cave wall that it got to each and ever hour after climbing Mt.Everest.
The foot was photoshopped, not the leg. “My other *foot* was starting a business”
No he had his leg meanwhile inside his boot he had a computer and he started a business
😂
Stevens dad: Everyday we had to make our own chair.
Also Stevens dad: back in my day chairs wasn't invented yet
He invented chairs
He meant the word "chair" wasn't invented...
𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙙
Yeah I thought that right away 😂
Show some Respecc.
Because it was made in China
Just like LOMADS LY-80
Steven is hilarious,I love his comedy.
this no comedy… this is real life!
Asian Father get bit by a snake on the way to school:
"Oh, wot te hel, i have to walk another 100 km to the hospital..."
Lies a asian parent would never go to the hospital
@@dishonestshade8981 Yep. He would just catch the snake and make it suck its poison out.
nah, just lather the bites with Tiger Balm, works everytime 👌
That really sounds like south kind of asian inspector.
I can imagine him saying that
Steven’s dad in next chapter after there were no lions: I had to fight invisible lions, uphill, both ways, 60 hours a day.
60 hours a day lol
26 to 60, what a jump
On one foot. The other was starting a dumpling business.
@@Emily-rj1ij i believe you mean it was planting corn
@@Emily-rj1ij I read that in his accent
*Finds corn seed*
"We're in Beijing"
"I wonder what to call it"
THE START OF BEIJING CORN
beijin corn backstory
@Benson Bowling the farmer
Not the owner
Lol
🤭 lmfao
@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ
.
Dude you are beyond hilarious. To be able to hang out with you cutting up like this would have me crying in laughter. Great stuff Steven. Keep making it happen, brother!
Was friends with Stevens Dad, can confirm this is accurate
Lol
Video hasn’t even ended yet
@@pifroge6398 LMAO YES
@@pifroge6398 yeah it has lol
@Jaxson Raybon r/woooosh
S A M O L E N A
*S A M O L E N A*
No chains
No chains
No chains
No chains
“Drink this water instant 100 IQ”
*silence as everyone double takes*
“is that low or is that high?”
The second layer of the joke is 100 IQ is exactly the average.
@@NguyenTran-cx3uy for Asian countries
100 iq is low
@StryloX the country or the pronoun? :p
@StryloX ?
Respect to Steven for time traveling to the time of his father's school time.
I wish Steven would have photoshopped the lions.
Invisible lions are just too fucking terrifying.
Ikr
No kidding, that was F**king terrifying. I hope no one ever has to go through what Steven's dad went through.
@@ParadoxPerson02 it's fake
@@ParadoxPerson02 Yeah. Imagine battling 2 invisible lions that make no sound nor leave any traces. If it were me, a thousand lives will never be enough for me to survive. Steven's Dad is very powerful.
@@memewhen1748 r/woooosh
“Drink this water, instant 100 IQ”
...
“Is that low or is that high?”
High
They mean you instantly get an additional 100 IQ...
@Good Game 100 is a bit above average.
100 is exactly avarege
@@teomaher5893 90 to 110
"Drink this water instant 100 iq.. is that low or high?" This is one of the most hilarious lines I've heard in a sketch. I was not expecting anything like this. Although this would mean that your father is dumbing down the rest of his classmates in order to have an advantage over them.. "That's my son!"".
Anyone with an IQ above 100 would probably recognize that their IQ is higher than average, and therefore not drink the water. People with an IQ below average would drink it, presumably thinking that 100 is high, and would be benefitted.
@@petergrisham6373 you'd be surprised at how many dumb smart people are out there
@@hoaithunguyen4473 many people are geniuses in their fields but lack basic knowledge of others
@@hoaithunguyen4473 me. I know that there are 93 million light years of DNA in the human body, but I can’t cook food.
@@petergrisham6373 Hey, in a life or death situation, it doesn't matter your IQ if it becomes necessary. *shrug* idk tho
2:38 How Beijing corn was created
“Every mornin’ we had to mek our own chair”...... “chair weren’t invented in my time” 🤔
he invented chairs
"I invented the chair for show-and-tell. Then I sell my classmates Beijing Corn after karate class because we didn't have lunch time."
oh back in my day physics wasnt invented yet
I love how he has to make a new chair at school every day instead of just keeping the first one he made.
They obviously used the chairs to cook their lunch...Probably lion meat.
@@the_dfh 😂😂 with coffee beans and corn he planted...that's all for the meal... buisness
HAHAHAAAA the logic makes no sense
He doesn't make the chairs out of strong wood, but rather chooses sticks as his building material, so they break after each day.
He sold his chair every day!
BBBBusinesssss!
stevens dad has the best genetics, he still looks as young as his son
Or his son looks as old as him😳
Underrated comment
It’s because of the steam water
Well Asians are known to look naturally young...
It's all that moose pee water.
1:11 drink this water instant visit to the hospital😂
Fr😂
"On my way to school I could plant corn all day"
"That's a business"
"I wonder what to call it"
THE BEGINNING OF THE BEIJING CORN
@@Destyn06_ No the correct phrasing is the Birth of Beijing Corn
@@Destyn06_ Okay okay I'll edit it so you as a stranger are pleased with another's stranger grammar
lol
@@Destyn06_ Neek
@@concealer3850 AMOGUS
*finds corn seed on ground, decided to start corn business*
His dad: “We’re in Beijing, I wonder what to call it?”
And thus Beijing Corn was born!
And he's the face of beijing corn
I love him questioning himself 🤣”where do coffee beans come from?” “Is that low or is that high?” These are important questions 🤣🤣
Wut
@@omarsalguero8362 he says those things in the vid
So this was the origin of BEIJING CORN.Brilliant man
yes, VERY important questions...all to ponder while sitting in the car at the Starbucks drive thru ; )
Best part is that by definition it is average
damn steven's dad ALMOST true asian when he forgot the giant invisible killer pandas and Mt.Everest
Dads thirty years later will be like , "You think your life is difficult? We survived a global pandemic and still went to online classes!"
Murder Hornets!
Nah, they'd say "went to school"... sounds better
“I FOUGHT THROUGH FIRE AND MURDER HORNETS TO GET TO SCHOOL, ON MY ONE FOOT BECAUSE THE OTHER WAS STARTING A TH-cam CHANNEL” 😂😂
Our generation had to pioneer online learning shortly after the time of dial-up connections. We were the first generation that couldn't simply walk miles through snow to get to school. And this was all while serving active duty in the meme wars. Cyber-learning, cyber-warfare, cyber-stalking, cyber-sex and drone-striking murder hornets all at the same time. Whereas previous generations witnessed the decline of our world, we witnessed the rise and fall of the virtual world: we lived the golden age of youtube, which we now call "the before times."
@@laurencemaddox ah, and don’t forget aussies survived their entire continent being on fire.
"real men drink water that tastes like poo" - Steven Tzu, Art of Village water.
Steven Dad never dies.
@TrqshAtPVP my dog has
YOU PARODIED SUN TZU'S ART OF WAR HAHA goldddd
The silence after he said that was everything
The lions were even invisible. Stevens dad is a legend
0:18: You stopped talking right when dad started drilling, so it sounded like you actually heard it.
"if you want the coffee, you've got to catch the bean from the sky"
- Steven He , Mar 2021
Steven He's dad*
"Where do coffee beans come from?"
Guess Steven's dad (edited) read comic #88 of Spike & Suzy (Willy and Wanda for the Americans). Ambrose's younger brother first appearance in the comics is as a flying coffee bean.
its his dad
@Inside a bag of cheetos Bird poop?
M. MM M M MM. M
Steven, the only person who can pull off a dress coat, shorts, and boots
While fighting 2 invisible lions
@@lumauve7807 can’t forget those damn lions..
The man was able to create a whole business on his way to school while fighting lions
I know you you know me your master inacted me haha I blaster all the Jedi
Not him, just his one foot
try fighting sharks!
I got so much flashbacks to this song during quarintine. Great job.❤
I feel so lucky to be able to witness this rare historical footage, really felt like I was there drinking the water with him 😔
Yeah same 😔
That still is something actually.
Not the water part though. I dont think so.
dont click on th-cam.com/video/OJYOvfFYlUU/w-d-xo.html
It just just brings tears in my eye😔
Can't wait to see him climb uphill both ways
And fight the lions
@@kasenrivers2690 I saw him fight the 🦁
And fight the Dinosaurs with nunchucks
@@Pwanabutter your tyrannosaurus had nunchucks?
wHaT tHE hELlllll!?!?!?
“Drink this water, you travel through time. I drank this water and woke up a week later in a ditch.”
"I drank the water again, now I am in the hospital 5 years later"
Well that characterizes booz.
bejing corn gives you teleportation power you eat this you wake up later in a hospital
That's not water, that's vodka.
1000th like
So they had cameras and no chairs, Steven has got some explaining to do
Its called time travelling
clicked so fast that Asian superman was impressed
Underrated comment
Hah
Fun fact: Asian Superman beats his choldren
LITERALLY SAME
must’ve clicked faster than Steven’s Dad could say FAILURE
Steven's dad should have his own channel, but he's carrying this one anyway.
Is this actually his dad?
uphill both ways 26 hours a day for 2 billion miles on the sun
@@splat668 ...
@@splat668 yes he is
@@splat668 he explain in many video
“Where do coffee beans come from?”
Ask Johnny’s dad.
Lmao hey czennie!
Czennie!!!
I mean your not wrong. When I first came to that part I was thinking the same thing
@@shakib6198 lmao here you go:th-cam.com/video/THecW3AZjyI/w-d-xo.html
Czennie! :D
00:54- me drinking that water… “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!”😂😂
Facts: This footage was actually before the universe was made and physics don't exist
Facts
What the Heil?
facts
@g@m3 what the heil
Facts
“Real men drink water that taste like poo”
And then right after:
“Kids, drink safe to drink water”
What de hail
What da heil
Yeah us kids need to grow up to experience such water, because it is similar to alcohol.
@@Xuxi-Myke ahh I see
This would be the "mandatory safety warning for idiots who get science advice from funny youtube vids," which is probably more people than you think, these days.
@@benvoliothefirst hahahaha
2:00 bro won against air 💀
Your Father was so quick against those lions we didn't even get to see them!
Steven's Grandfather:When i was your age i was 69 years old and i had to go to school by walking up mount everest my left foot was fighting wukong my right foot was starting Beijing Corn
Hul up wukong is a inmortal flying monkey god how the... wait I just realize how he won he just said that he’s a failure.
I read this with Steven's dad voice...
Wukong 💀
“When we went to school, every morning we would have to make our own chair”... “back in my day chair wasn’t invented yet”
Instant 100iq
@@the_salon6681 is that low or is that high?
Medieval kings who used to sit on throne: 👁👄👁
My parents are African and they literally say this exact thing about their journey to school
@@sweetfreeze5528 thats normal iq
The fact that he didn't add the lions and it's just t he dad fighting makes it 10x funnier 😂 🤣
My brother complained about carrying his backpack at an airport and my dad went, “When I went to school I had to walk 20 miles with a backpack that weighed 20 pounds.”
That must hurt man
I love how this guy looks like he's going to a business meeting, wearing huge snow boots like it's -30°, and looking like the founder of bejing corn all at the same time
Steven’s dad was so powerful he killed the lions before we could even see them
the lions still alive
and now worked at the Beijing corn factory
lions also doing Steven's father's tax
It has to be Ninja-Lions, making Steven's dad fight against them even more impressive.
0:51 Steven tryna posion us here 🤣
“ DrInk tHis WaTer InStAnt OnE hUnderd IQ, “
stares at water: “is that low or is that high? “ 😂
So does that add 100 IQ or make me have 100 IQ?
@HIROBRINEYT
IQ's are relative. 100 is the baseline of what people should be.
80 is considered mentally challenged
Steven He’s father was making chairs before it was invented. As you could see the water that tasted like moose poop payed off and he is easy 200 IQ.
"Steven photoshop the lion!" "No", guy proceeds to do karate moves on air.
Wouldnt call that karate moves, but A for effort
Exactly
You blind? That flock of lion didn't have a chance against his karate!
Not at all
The whole video made me laugh so hard
Steven's dad had to make his own clothing everyday before going to school. He'll finish his trousers in the next part.
Plot twist:Steven’s dad asked Steven to photoshop a Lion, for not wanting to hurt animals in real life
"Plot twist" doesn't even make sense here. Stop.
@@vari1535 u don't understand u drink water from river instant 100 iq 💀🤡🐒
@@vari1535 yes it does '-'
Yeah, the lion wouldn't even get a chance. It'd be an unneccessary casualty.
@@vari1535 LOL ur fun at parties
As Steven’s Dad’s former teacher I can say this is 100% accurate.
@DD never
How you know internet. I thought not invented yet
@@invisiblen1nja610 😂
Get this man a feature film role or SNL contract already. He has crazy mad physical acting ability.
You forgot when he walked 20 miles uphill both ways 26 hours a day with one leg while his other leg was starting a bizness
No, it's "BIZNESS" 😂
Da biznes started when he found corn seed
He is not a Failure
you forgot "back in my days gravity was not invented"
steven's dad
@@alexreyes6993 physics
“Instant 100 IQ... is that low or is that high?”
If you ask yourself that question it is relatively high.
E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E
Steven got gave himself emotional damage
but also relatively low...
@@theonetem no relatively high as in his iq is lower than 100
never thought about it that way, but yeah it makes sense
So yeah, this is actually how my mother described her trip to school: every day she had to walk 10 kilometers to school because there was no school bus and her parents didn't have a car. They did have a horse and a wagon but why waste effort when kid can walk by herself? Anyhow, in winter this meant a 10 kilometer trip through thick snow and blizzard. No one was ploughing the roads so she had to guess her way through the mountains of snow, using trees and farms to find her way. To make it easier, she would ski. And of course, she would have to find her way back home in the evening. And then do homework for the next day, too.
Also, wolves lived in the area. Packs of em.
She complained about a 10km ski trip? Your mother definitely isn’t Norwegian
@@Raleyg or finish
@@edvin8581 Finnish*
@@Minotaur-ey2lg fair enought
Your mother is a true asian
A chad
The corn seed on the way to school helped him create Beijing Corn.
Best line yet. "Is that a corn seed? It's a business. We're in Beijing. I wonder what to call it" End scene. That was magnificent!!!!
Steven, you can call it Beijing Corn (in a can) Hilarious!
WE CALL BEIJENG CORN
@Johannes Hartman we follow the corn lord here sorry pick a more relevant topic next time
And thus, Beijing Corn was born 😂
Beijing carnnn
I wouldn't be surprised if Bear Grylls encountered Steven's father on his way to school
I make short skits like Steven He! Pleese check them out!! The world could use another laugh 🥰😇
HAHAHAHAHAH
That encounter would be one worth watching!
Just sayin’, Bear Grylls had to learn survival skills somewhere…
Well considering Bear is always close to a near by road or town during his show, then yes I wouldnt be surprised either
What I always remember from Steven's dad is
"I went to school for 20 miles, 26 hours with 1 foot, my other foot was starting a business."
That business was Beijing corn...what a legend this guy was
@@thelaanie7132 yeah I must learn much from his dad, before my dad say that to me
You forgot he also went uphill both ways
Imagine just walking past while he's recording the video
I was expecting to see him “walking to school with one foot” and “starting a business with the other” 😂
Hopefully this gets a part 2
that is after he finds the corn then his other leg starts the corn company while he is walking uphill on one foot while fighting lions both ways.
And then he fights a tyrannosaurus with nun-chucks
Say “imagine...”If you're gay
imagine...
imagine...
imagine...
Imagine…
imagine...
“once I drink, I wake up week later in a ditch.” Hmm that sounds like it might not be water.
That was acid
Just magic water wym.
You kids are so lucky, when I was young we had to walk across 10 feet of plush carpet to change a TV channel, no remotes back then! Hard times man, hard times!
My mother is not Asian but still
''We didnt have buses I had to climb the mountain then I had to walk 5 miles on foot while it was snowing'' LMAO
It seems going to school adventure story's from parents are a universal thing.
@@bushveldwizard ikr 😂
My dad is Asian and he does the same thing. He says if he didn’t do work he would get beat so hard he wouldn’t exist anymore.
I am curious, xD why the number is always the same like 5 miles . I am from the South Asian side and heard the same story minus the mount climbing for me it was a muddy and flooded road.
@@rafidmushfique They dont want to make it sound fake 😂
"If you drink this you travel through time, wake up a week later in a ditch"
*LMFAO THAT GOT ME*
My favourite joke in this video
@@StevenHe WOW YOU ACTUALLY REPLIED DAMN just wanted to say love your content and pls continue doing what you do 👍
same lol
@@StevenHe say im a failure ples
Sounds like there was a lot of alcohol in that water.
Mr. Satan attended Yamato High School in Japan (he's Scorpion, now). I have his class ring. His parents' worked with the Air Force helping with reconstruction in the 1960s.
That's the dad's story
I follow you and I will comment on every video you watch
Poor Ray, made the comment a day ago and has only gotten 9 likes and three comments.
@@qwc5210 Still did better than most comments.
@@0zer018 yea why is he a bot? At least he's more talented than you and has subs
After such a long time Iam seeing you
my dad legit used to say things like: 'see, back in my days i traveled through hills and river to school. collecting dry firewood and bunch of *insert name* leaves for the goats at home.'
Wut
actually these aren't lies, and it isn't much bizarre, that's how people in the villages spend their daily lives
"I used to swim from continent to continent to get to school"
Actually in my country even folk songs describe how children in the himalayas have to raise cattle before and after school; and how they have to find the way to school inside the mist.
@@crumblxd7068 "I had to drive to asia and back to the sun, 15 times a day, just to get to school"
Joker doesn’t fear Batman but fears the IRS
Steven’s Dad doesn’t fear two lions but fears the IRS
Moral of the story : To truly detach yourself from fear, u must fear the IRS
Just don't pay, they can't catch you if they have no money to buy gas and a car
“Just don’t pay the taxes. What are they gonna do, tax you? Don’t pay those either.” - some person on the internet
@@itisi2042 Until they send Chuck Norris to collect the money. In that case, just run
OR just join the IRS
@@esmondgoh3112 O! M! G! Big brain move!
I don't know how u don't make your self laugh always found your videos funny af . :) My mum usually hated stuff like this but before she passed she use to watch some of your videos in the hospital made her laugh like nothing else your a funny guy
1:03 " This water give you powers ! You drive this water you travel through time ! Once I drink wake up a week later in a ditch !"
Lol
My dad used to cross 7 continents, climb mount everest 5 times a day, Fight with tanks and warships, hand-shook hitler and finally after after participating in the WWII they finally used to reach the school.
Only to learn it was Saturday and his teacher was Jewish.
@@loganicfilms1388 now thats a plottwist
Lmao 🤣🤣😆😆 this somehow funny
@@loganicfilms1388 didn't you know at the time saturday was a day to go to school and it's actually thursday to not go to shool yeah ik nobody ask and idc
@@matoiryuko9444 who asked
I love how he has to say “drink safe to drink water ‘don’t be dumb’” lmfao
Proper use of quotes
Just watched this on an airplane. I laughed sooo loud that seven rows from my seat people were looking at me.
I literally feel that Steven and his dad are 2 different people
" Is that corn." "We are in Beijing." "I wonder what to call it "
I make short skits like Steven He! Pleese check them out!! The world could use another laugh 🥰😇
the literal birth of beijing corn 🤣
@@merpuffedy it needs to be funny for someone to actually laugh
@@idontexist1966 c'mon u can be more constructive in criticism...tho self-promoters in the comments are my pet peeve too
@@gachabloxgirl3958 OHH THAT'S THE JOKE i didn't get it at first it's an inside joke
“Drink safe to drink water. Don’t be dumb.”
Don't be like his unemployed son.
I love seeing a comment as they say it
The fact that steven's dad din't record the part where he walk 20 mile uphill,both ways,26 hours a day on one foot,and the other one was starting a business.Not even to mention what he said:
"When i was 9 years old,i was 25.[...]I had to fight the British at Pearl harbor." he also had to invent his own calculus cus Newton din't invent it yet.Though i was glad that i saw one of the only footages of steven's dad going to school.infact,when he was walking to school physics wasn't invented yet so that's why he walked 20 miles uphill,both ways,26 hours a day on one foot,while the other one was starting a business.
I can just imagine Steven in ten years telling his kids: You know back in my days, teleporting wasn‘t even invented yet and we had to ride the bus or our bikes to school!
"You kits have sou easy nouadais, in mai day you had to drive a ca to ge to skool, about 20 minuts everi day"
“If we wanted to teleport, we had to start a teleport business.”
@johanneshartman4618 Back in my day, we didn't have no God or Jesus, we were Pagan and had to create our own Gods! We had to worship nature, animals, and what not, and you know what we liked it! We didn't have any churches either, if we wanted to pray or give thanks to our Gods or Mother earth, we had to create a place of worship by placing super heavy stones (and with only our bare hands and pure determination!) in a mysterious circular pattern...EVERY SINGLE DAY!
And I'll tell ya what..We were all the stronger for it. No one needs that fancy pants, wishy-washy Christianity or any those new-fangled "Religions" for that matter! Animism, Paganism, and Spiritualism, are where it's at!