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Those 2 lions didn’t stand a chance
Bruh, there were obviously 6, he was just so strong it took one kick to knock one of them down.
ah yes
@@ElloItsSmee ya know how u walk, u kinda kick forward? Yea he walked forward twice and he killed 4 lions, that is why he has two left.
smat.
Ya he knocked out the lions so bad, the T-Rex was too scared to come out
@@prokodza ah yes, i forgot about the T-Rex, he probably killed fourteen a while ago
Steven's father was willing to fight two Lions, but not the IRS. A brave, yet smart man.
lol!
xD
Not even the Joker would fight the IRS, so I don't blame him.
@@adora_burst8143 If you be doing crime you go to arkam so you can escape for the million th time, you fight IRS, you go to big boy prison. Joker was smart.
Even the joker couldn't fight the IRS
This man wearing boots, shorts, sports shirt, and a business jacket at the same time.
He has set his possible future already
He’s dressed for all occasions!
Not any boot... Gumboots 😂
Lmao
Gotta love his style :)
When my father walked uphill both ways in negative 40 degrees weather, invisible lions were an ever present threat. Steven's Dad fought that invisible beast beautifully.
Dad's were going to school in the frigid outskirts?
@@kyronyxng3347 Sometimes my Dad had to ride a brontosaurus to school. He would have lunch at Kentucky Fried Pterodactyl. He would eat Trilobite soup for dinner.
@@kyronyxng3347My father lived on the outskirts of the outskirts. He had to fight barbarian hordes just to get to the outskirts to walk up the mountain both ways in driving snow.
Has it been considered that when someone has to walk "uphill both ways" their destination is on the other side of a hill?
I think many people miss this.
@@Cencrd I actually had to walk to school 2 miles in snow and -20c weather
"This water give you powers. You drink this water you travel through time. Once I drink, wake up a week later in a ditch" HAHAHA
That was my favorite part lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@neohydrus8505 I know, that's the joke
Betch when I tell you I died then obviously litterly I died💀💀💀💀
@@shinjaeroe3181 and you woke up a week later in a ditch
LmAo
Steven's dad is single handedly carrying this channel up hill both ways
Wait that’s illegal
Is the other one starting a business?
@@Shrek14725 yoooouuuu know it !
@@Shrek14725 the other one founded the foundation
@Confidencealpha and all of that when he was only 9 and because he was tough when he was 9 he was 25
“Instant 100 IQ... is that low or is that high?”
Actually, you somehow picked the score that is neither 😂
For Asians, 200IQ is average
@@lolasdm6959 no
@@lolasdm6959 that’s too low, my Asian parents won’t accept 😂
@@trustme-8058 I got 300 IQ and my father still say I am failure because I am not president of America even though I am already the president of 20 different countries.
My 135 IQ ass is the worst failure of all. And I'm Asian.
Paren’t trip to school:
Drink very *suspicious* water…
Start hallucinating
Starts fighting imaginary lions
… i think i know how those trip to school tales were made…
we know the origin now
They be tripping alright
@@authenticbaguette6673 ugh what's that on your name? It's disgusting, you a failure
Fight sins, and follow Jesus instead who died to be able to forgive your sins, so you can be forgiven and saved from GODS JUDGEMENT HELL, trough JESUS CHRIST GODS SON
@@johanneshartman4618 nonce.
He didn’t photoshop in the lions, but instead photoshopped his dad’s other leg, which we all know was starting a business at the time...
no the leg didn't start a business until he found the corn, the leg was there for the first part of the journey.
then
it had to go on its own journey
@@redteddy135 must have been taking extra business classes from a cave wall that it got to each and ever hour after climbing Mt.Everest.
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The foot was photoshopped, not the leg. “My other *foot* was starting a business”
No he had his leg meanwhile inside his boot he had a computer and he started a business
Such a professional even when he’s in a harsh environment he stills wears his suit
Of course, he’s not a failure
That's the only thing he has 👍
@James Charles I saw that one 😂
S A M O L E N A
*S A M O L E N A*
No chains
No chains
No chains
No chains
As people have said, you could go almost anywhere in the world and get similar stories from parents to there kids. That just shows you we are so much more alike than we think.
their kids…
Yeah, that's totally nuts, i don't know HOW this happens but you see repetitions everywhere.
Some isolated native: "you kids have it easy these days with these weapons! Back in my day i had to kill tigers with my bare hands, i was 5!"
Fight sins, and follow Jesus instead who died to be able to forgive your sins, so you can be forgiven and saved from GODS JUDGEMENT HELL, trough JESUS CHRIST GODS SON
im suprised how no one seems to be talking about us witnessing the literal birth of bejing corn
STEVEN'S DAD LORE
this is how he became the face. it's all comin together.
Oh this is more awesome than grubhub lore
fax
That's a business!!
“Is that low or is that high?”
Even he doesn’t know man
what a
*F A I L U R E*
Did you say he?
Wow ok. Are you assuming his GENDER
@@toastedbred1925 Did you say his?
Wow ok. Are you assuming that man's GENDER
@@aaronburr956 did you just say MAN?
How dare u assume this man/woman/non binary’s gender
@@toastedbred1925 did u just say man?
HOW DARE YOU ASSUMING HIS/HER/NON BINARY GENDER
So that's how Steven's dad made a business, he found a corn seed, then with his left leg founded Beijing corn, what a motivational story.
I make short skits like Steven He! Pleese check them out!! The world could use another laugh 🥰😇
@@merpuffedy I like your content, but you don’t need to self promote here
Lol man us Gould post short stories on somewhere cuz yer comments funny
=lol
@@merpuffedy you skits are good, you already have a good audience so promotion is pointless
Steven’s dad fought 2 lions on one foot while the other foot was off starting a business. A hero we never wanted but the hero we needed
Was friends with Stevens Dad, can confirm this is accurate
Lol
Video hasn’t even ended yet
@@pifroge6398 LMAO YES
@@pifroge6398 yeah it has lol
@Jaxson Raybon r/woooosh
Stevens dad: Everyday we had to make our own chair.
Also Stevens dad: back in my day chairs wasn't invented yet
He invented chairs
He meant the word "chair" wasn't invented...
𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙙
Yeah I thought that right away 😂
Show some Respecc.
Because it was made in China
Just like LOMADS LY-80
I wish Steven would have photoshopped the lions.
Invisible lions are just too fucking terrifying.
Ikr
No kidding, that was F**king terrifying. I hope no one ever has to go through what Steven's dad went through.
@@ParadoxPerson02 it's fake
@@ParadoxPerson02 Yeah. Imagine battling 2 invisible lions that make no sound nor leave any traces. If it were me, a thousand lives will never be enough for me to survive. Steven's Dad is very powerful.
@@memewhen1748 r/woooosh
Steven is hilarious,I love his comedy.
this no comedy… this is real life!
Fight sins, and follow Jesus instead who died to be able to forgive your sins, so you can be forgiven and saved from GODS JUDGEMENT HELL, trough JESUS CHRIST GODS SON
Steven’s dad in next chapter after there were no lions: I had to fight invisible lions, uphill, both ways, 60 hours a day.
60 hours a day lol
26 to 60, what a jump
On one foot. The other was starting a dumpling business.
@@Emily-rj1ij i believe you mean it was planting corn
@@Emily-rj1ij I read that in his accent
Facts: This footage was actually before the universe was made and physics don't exist
Facts
What the Heil?
facts
@g@m3 what the heil
Facts
stevens dad has the best genetics, he still looks as young as his son
Or his son looks as old as him😳
Underrated comment
It’s because of the steam water
Well Asians are known to look naturally young...
It's all that moose pee water.
Respect to Steven for time traveling to the time of his father's school time.
I love how he has to make a new chair at school every day instead of just keeping the first one he made.
They obviously used the chairs to cook their lunch...Probably lion meat.
@@the_dfh 😂😂 with coffee beans and corn he planted...that's all for the meal... buisness
HAHAHAAAA the logic makes no sense
He doesn't make the chairs out of strong wood, but rather chooses sticks as his building material, so they break after each day.
He sold his chair every day!
BBBBusinesssss!
I love him questioning himself 🤣”where do coffee beans come from?” “Is that low or is that high?” These are important questions 🤣🤣
Wut
@@omarsalguero8362 he says those things in the vid
So this was the origin of BEIJING CORN.Brilliant man
yes, VERY important questions...all to ponder while sitting in the car at the Starbucks drive thru ; )
Fight sins, and follow Jesus instead who died to be able to forgive your sins, so you can be forgiven and saved from GODS JUDGEMENT HELL, trough JESUS CHRIST GODS SON
I feel so lucky to be able to witness this rare historical footage, really felt like I was there drinking the water with him 😔
Yeah same 😔
That still is something actually.
Not the water part though. I dont think so.
dont click on th-cam.com/video/OJYOvfFYlUU/w-d-xo.html
It just just brings tears in my eye😔
So they had cameras and no chairs, Steven has got some explaining to do
Fight sins, and follow Jesus instead who died to be able to forgive your sins, so you can be forgiven and saved from GODS JUDGEMENT HELL, through JESUS CHRIST GODS SON ...
Its called time travelling
“Every mornin’ we had to mek our own chair”...... “chair weren’t invented in my time” 🤔
he invented chairs
"I invented the chair for show-and-tell. Then I sell my classmates Beijing Corn after karate class because we didn't have lunch time."
oh back in my day physics wasnt invented yet
"if you want the coffee, you've got to catch the bean from the sky"
- Steven He , Mar 2021
Steven He's dad*
"Where do coffee beans come from?"
Guess Steven's dad (edited) read comic #88 of Spike & Suzy (Willy and Wanda for the Americans). Ambrose's younger brother first appearance in the comics is as a flying coffee bean.
its his dad
@Inside a bag of cheetos Bird poop?
M. MM M M MM. M
*Finds corn seed*
"We're in Beijing"
"I wonder what to call it"
THE START OF BEIJING CORN
beijin corn backstory
@Benson Bowling the farmer
Not the owner
Lol
🤭 lmfao
@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ
.
damn steven's dad ALMOST true asian when he forgot the giant invisible killer pandas and Mt.Everest
Fight sins, and follow Jesus instead who died to be able to forgive your sins, so you can be forgiven and saved from GODS JUDGEMENT HELL, trough JESUS CHRIST GODS SON ..
“Drink this water instant 100 IQ”
*silence as everyone double takes*
“is that low or is that high?”
The second layer of the joke is 100 IQ is exactly the average.
@@NguyenTran-cx3uy for Asian countries
100 iq is low
@StryloX the country or the pronoun? :p
@StryloX ?
Asian Father get bit by a snake on the way to school:
"Oh, wot te hel, i have to walk another 100 km to the hospital..."
Lies a asian parent would never go to the hospital
@@dishonestshade8981 Yep. He would just catch the snake and make it suck its poison out.
nah, just lather the bites with Tiger Balm, works everytime 👌
That really sounds like south kind of asian inspector.
I can imagine him saying that
"real men drink water that tastes like poo" - Steven Tzu, Art of Village water.
Steven Dad never dies.
@TrqshAtPVP my dog has
YOU PARODIED SUN TZU'S ART OF WAR HAHA goldddd
The silence after he said that was everything
Dude you are beyond hilarious. To be able to hang out with you cutting up like this would have me crying in laughter. Great stuff Steven. Keep making it happen, brother!
Dads thirty years later will be like , "You think your life is difficult? We survived a global pandemic and still went to online classes!"
Murder Hornets!
Nah, they'd say "went to school"... sounds better
“I FOUGHT THROUGH FIRE AND MURDER HORNETS TO GET TO SCHOOL, ON MY ONE FOOT BECAUSE THE OTHER WAS STARTING A TH-cam CHANNEL” 😂😂
Our generation had to pioneer online learning shortly after the time of dial-up connections. We were the first generation that couldn't simply walk miles through snow to get to school. And this was all while serving active duty in the meme wars. Cyber-learning, cyber-warfare, cyber-stalking, cyber-sex and drone-striking murder hornets all at the same time. Whereas previous generations witnessed the decline of our world, we witnessed the rise and fall of the virtual world: we lived the golden age of youtube, which we now call "the before times."
@@laurencemaddox ah, and don’t forget aussies survived their entire continent being on fire.
"Drink this water instant 100 iq.. is that low or high?" This is one of the most hilarious lines I've heard in a sketch. I was not expecting anything like this. Although this would mean that your father is dumbing down the rest of his classmates in order to have an advantage over them.. "That's my son!"".
Anyone with an IQ above 100 would probably recognize that their IQ is higher than average, and therefore not drink the water. People with an IQ below average would drink it, presumably thinking that 100 is high, and would be benefitted.
@@petergrisham6373 you'd be surprised at how many dumb smart people are out there
@@hoaithunguyen4473 many people are geniuses in their fields but lack basic knowledge of others
@@hoaithunguyen4473 me. I know that there are 93 million light years of DNA in the human body, but I can’t cook food.
@@petergrisham6373 Hey, in a life or death situation, it doesn't matter your IQ if it becomes necessary. *shrug* idk tho
My brother complained about carrying his backpack at an airport and my dad went, “When I went to school I had to walk 20 miles with a backpack that weighed 20 pounds.”
That must hurt man
0:18: You stopped talking right when dad started drilling, so it sounded like you actually heard it.
So yeah, this is actually how my mother described her trip to school: every day she had to walk 10 kilometers to school because there was no school bus and her parents didn't have a car. They did have a horse and a wagon but why waste effort when kid can walk by herself? Anyhow, in winter this meant a 10 kilometer trip through thick snow and blizzard. No one was ploughing the roads so she had to guess her way through the mountains of snow, using trees and farms to find her way. To make it easier, she would ski. And of course, she would have to find her way back home in the evening. And then do homework for the next day, too.
Also, wolves lived in the area. Packs of em.
She complained about a 10km ski trip? Your mother definitely isn’t Norwegian
@@Raleyg or finish
@@edvin8581 Finnish*
@@Minotaur-ey2lg fair enought
Your mother is a true asian
A chad
Steven, the only person who can pull off a dress coat, shorts, and boots
While fighting 2 invisible lions
@@lumauve7807 can’t forget those damn lions..
"On my way to school I could plant corn all day"
"That's a business"
"I wonder what to call it"
THE BEGINNING OF THE BEIJING CORN
@@Destyn06_ No the correct phrasing is the Birth of Beijing Corn
@@Destyn06_ Okay okay I'll edit it so you as a stranger are pleased with another's stranger grammar
lol
@@Destyn06_ Neek
@@concealer3850 AMOGUS
Imagine just walking past while he's recording the video
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The lions were even invisible. Stevens dad is a legend
Steven He’s father was making chairs before it was invented. As you could see the water that tasted like moose poop payed off and he is easy 200 IQ.
The man was able to create a whole business on his way to school while fighting lions
I know you you know me your master inacted me haha I blaster all the Jedi
Not him, just his one foot
try fighting sharks!
The whole video made me laugh so hard
“Drink this water, you travel through time. I drank this water and woke up a week later in a ditch.”
"I drank the water again, now I am in the hospital 5 years later"
Well that characterizes booz.
bejing corn gives you teleportation power you eat this you wake up later in a hospital
That's not water, that's vodka.
1000th like
*finds corn seed on ground, decided to start corn business*
His dad: “We’re in Beijing, I wonder what to call it?”
And thus Beijing Corn was born!
And he's the face of beijing corn
Steven's Grandfather:When i was your age i was 69 years old and i had to go to school by walking up mount everest my left foot was fighting wukong my right foot was starting Beijing Corn
Hul up wukong is a inmortal flying monkey god how the... wait I just realize how he won he just said that he’s a failure.
I read this with Steven's dad voice...
Wukong 💀
Get this man a feature film role or SNL contract already. He has crazy mad physical acting ability.
clicked so fast that Asian superman was impressed
Underrated comment
Hah
Fun fact: Asian Superman beats his choldren
LITERALLY SAME
must’ve clicked faster than Steven’s Dad could say FAILURE
Steven's dad should have his own channel, but he's carrying this one anyway.
Is this actually his dad?
uphill both ways 26 hours a day for 2 billion miles on the sun
@@splat668 ...
@@splat668 yes he is
@@splat668 he explain in many video
“Where do coffee beans come from?”
Ask Johnny’s dad.
Lmao hey czennie!
Czennie!!!
I mean your not wrong. When I first came to that part I was thinking the same thing
@@shakib6198 lmao here you go:th-cam.com/video/THecW3AZjyI/w-d-xo.html
Czennie! :D
The corn seed on the way to school helped him create Beijing Corn.
My dad used to cross 7 continents, climb mount everest 5 times a day, Fight with tanks and warships, hand-shook hitler and finally after after participating in the WWII they finally used to reach the school.
Only to learn it was Saturday and his teacher was Jewish.
@@loganicfilms1388 now thats a plottwist
Lmao 🤣🤣😆😆 this somehow funny
@@loganicfilms1388 didn't you know at the time saturday was a day to go to school and it's actually thursday to not go to shool yeah ik nobody ask and idc
@@matoiryuko9444 who asked
You forgot when he walked 20 miles uphill both ways 26 hours a day with one leg while his other leg was starting a bizness
No, it's "BIZNESS" 😂
Da biznes started when he found corn seed
He is not a Failure
you forgot "back in my days gravity was not invented"
steven's dad
@@alexreyes6993 physics
Can't wait to see him climb uphill both ways
And fight the lions
@@kasenrivers2690 I saw him fight the 🦁
And fight the Dinosaurs with nunchucks
@@Pwanabutter your tyrannosaurus had nunchucks?
wHaT tHE hELlllll!?!?!?
Just watched this on an airplane. I laughed sooo loud that seven rows from my seat people were looking at me.
"Steven photoshop the lion!" "No", guy proceeds to do karate moves on air.
Wouldnt call that karate moves, but A for effort
Exactly
You blind? That flock of lion didn't have a chance against his karate!
Not at all
Steven’s dad was so powerful he killed the lions before we could even see them
the lions still alive
and now worked at the Beijing corn factory
lions also doing Steven's father's tax
It has to be Ninja-Lions, making Steven's dad fight against them even more impressive.
“Drink this water, instant 100 IQ”
...
“Is that low or is that high?”
High
They mean you instantly get an additional 100 IQ...
@Good Game 100 is a bit above average.
100 is exactly avarege
@@teomaher5893 90 to 110
"Instant World War IQ" (awkward pause) LOL 😂
“Instant 100 IQ... is that low or is that high?”
If you ask yourself that question it is relatively high.
E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E
Steven got gave himself emotional damage
but also relatively low...
@@theonetem no relatively high as in his iq is lower than 100
never thought about it that way, but yeah it makes sense
Your Father was so quick against those lions we didn't even get to see them!
Say “imagine...”If you're gay
imagine...
imagine...
imagine...
Imagine…
imagine...
“DrInK tHiS wAtEr InStAnT 10x StRenGtH. DrInK tHiS wAtEr InStAnT 100x iQ” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joker doesn’t fear Batman but fears the IRS
Steven’s Dad doesn’t fear two lions but fears the IRS
Moral of the story : To truly detach yourself from fear, u must fear the IRS
Just don't pay, they can't catch you if they have no money to buy gas and a car
“Just don’t pay the taxes. What are they gonna do, tax you? Don’t pay those either.” - some person on the internet
@@itisi2042 Until they send Chuck Norris to collect the money. In that case, just run
OR just join the IRS
@@esmondgoh3112 O! M! G! Big brain move!
What I always remember from Steven's dad is
"I went to school for 20 miles, 26 hours with 1 foot, my other foot was starting a business."
That business was Beijing corn...what a legend this guy was
@@thelaanie7132 yeah I must learn much from his dad, before my dad say that to me
You forgot he also went uphill both ways
“Real men drink water that taste like poo”
And then right after:
“Kids, drink safe to drink water”
What de hail
What da heil
Yeah us kids need to grow up to experience such water, because it is similar to alcohol.
@@Xuxi-Myke ahh I see
This would be the "mandatory safety warning for idiots who get science advice from funny youtube vids," which is probably more people than you think, these days.
@@benvoliothefirst hahahaha
I had an Asian music professor from Hong Kong who once berated us lazy Americans for always arriving late to class. He had a point since students were arriving late but he then proceeded to tell us a story about how he had to walk 10 miles to school everyday. Funny thing is, he was talking about going to school at the University of Indiana and yet STILL, despite being in America, his "Asian" level suffering to get to school was beyond impressive 😂
my dad legit used to say things like: 'see, back in my days i traveled through hills and river to school. collecting dry firewood and bunch of *insert name* leaves for the goats at home.'
Wut
actually these aren't lies, and it isn't much bizarre, that's how people in the villages spend their daily lives
"I used to swim from continent to continent to get to school"
Actually in my country even folk songs describe how children in the himalayas have to raise cattle before and after school; and how they have to find the way to school inside the mist.
@@crumblxd7068 "I had to drive to asia and back to the sun, 15 times a day, just to get to school"
I love how this guy looks like he's going to a business meeting, wearing huge snow boots like it's -30°, and looking like the founder of bejing corn all at the same time
I'm amazed that it's the same with every culture all around the world - parents telling their children they had to go to school miles away, through storms, blizzards, climb mountains and catch their own lunch and all for the thirst of knowledge)
As Steven’s Dad’s former teacher I can say this is 100% accurate.
@DD never
How you know internet. I thought not invented yet
@@invisiblen1nja610 😂
That's the dad's story
I follow you and I will comment on every video you watch
Poor Ray, made the comment a day ago and has only gotten 9 likes and three comments.
@@qwc5210 Still did better than most comments.
@@0zer018 yea why is he a bot? At least he's more talented than you and has subs
After such a long time Iam seeing you
“Drink safe to drink water. Don’t be dumb.”
Don't be like his unemployed son.
@@sweetfreeze5528 FAILURE.
I love seeing a comment as they say it
I know this was like one year ago- but I find 100iq confusing too 😅🤣
Btw, that is the best Asian accent I’ve heard in weeks 👏👏👏
he is from china its his actual accent lol.
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I wouldn't be surprised if Bear Grylls encountered Steven's father on his way to school
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HAHAHAHAHAH
That encounter would be one worth watching!
Just sayin’, Bear Grylls had to learn survival skills somewhere…
Well considering Bear is always close to a near by road or town during his show, then yes I wouldnt be surprised either
I was expecting to see him “walking to school with one foot” and “starting a business with the other” 😂
Hopefully this gets a part 2
that is after he finds the corn then his other leg starts the corn company while he is walking uphill on one foot while fighting lions both ways.
And then he fights a tyrannosaurus with nun-chucks
“ DrInk tHis WaTer InStAnt OnE hUnderd IQ, “
stares at water: “is that low or is that high? “ 😂
So does that add 100 IQ or make me have 100 IQ?
@HIROBRINEYT
IQ's are relative. 100 is the baseline of what people should be.
80 is considered mentally challenged
this was not the footage of steven's dad going to school but it was the origin story of BEIJING CORN
I literally feel that Steven and his dad are 2 different people
Plot twist:Steven’s dad asked Steven to photoshop a Lion, for not wanting to hurt animals in real life
"Plot twist" doesn't even make sense here. Stop.
@@vari1535 u don't understand u drink water from river instant 100 iq 💀🤡🐒
@@vari1535 yes it does '-'
Yeah, the lion wouldn't even get a chance. It'd be an unneccessary casualty.
@@vari1535 LOL ur fun at parties
Should have photo-shopped the lion as Dad requested. Always obey your parents....
"You drink this water, you'll travel through time." Nah, that's just the hallucinations that come from salmonella ingestion. You still have to go to school, though.
*samolena
@Shoto Todoroki 1:18 lmao
Steven's dad had to make his own clothing everyday before going to school. He'll finish his trousers in the next part.
“once I drink, I wake up week later in a ditch.” Hmm that sounds like it might not be water.
That was acid
Just magic water wym.
funniest man on you tube....brilliant comedy
“When we went to school, every morning we would have to make our own chair”... “back in my day chair wasn’t invented yet”
Instant 100iq
@@the_salon6681 is that low or is that high?
Medieval kings who used to sit on throne: 👁👄👁
My parents are African and they literally say this exact thing about their journey to school
@@sweetfreeze5528 thats normal iq
Best line yet. "Is that a corn seed? It's a business. We're in Beijing. I wonder what to call it" End scene. That was magnificent!!!!
Fight sins, and follow Jesus instead who died to be able to forgive your sins, so you can be forgiven and saved from GODS JUDGEMENT HELL, trough JESUS CHRIST GODS SON
Steven, you can call it Beijing Corn (in a can) Hilarious!
WE CALL BEIJENG CORN
@@johanneshartman4618 we follow the corn lord here sorry pick a more relevant topic next time
And thus, Beijing Corn was born 😂
My mother is not Asian but still
''We didnt have buses I had to climb the mountain then I had to walk 5 miles on foot while it was snowing'' LMAO
It seems going to school adventure story's from parents are a universal thing.
@@bushveldwizard ikr 😂
My dad is Asian and he does the same thing. He says if he didn’t do work he would get beat so hard he wouldn’t exist anymore.
I am curious, xD why the number is always the same like 5 miles . I am from the South Asian side and heard the same story minus the mount climbing for me it was a muddy and flooded road.
@@rafidmushfique They dont want to make it sound fake 😂
You are too kind. Even in a comedical scenario you still want nobody to be harmed!
I can't believe he's so successful, he invented cameras with colours.
How dare you mock him! He is so successful, he invented inventing
That’s what he said
He is CEO of Beijing Corn, he can make anything out of the inventions of the FAILURES
Because he isnt a fAIlure
@You're Gonna Hate This I can’t tell if you’re dumb or being sarcastic
The OG "i used to travel uphill both ways because physics wasnt invented yet"🤣🤣🤣🤣
I
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I can just imagine Steven in ten years telling his kids: You know back in my days, teleporting wasn‘t even invented yet and we had to ride the bus or our bikes to school!
"You kits have sou easy nouadais, in mai day you had to drive a ca to ge to skool, about 20 minuts everi day"
Fight sins, and follow Jesus instead who died to be able to forgive your sins, so you can be forgiven and saved from GODS JUDGEMENT HELL, trough JESUS CHRIST GODS SON
“If we wanted to teleport, we had to start a teleport business.”
@@johanneshartman4618 Back in my day, we didn't have no God or Jesus, we were Pagan and had to create our own Gods! We had to worship nature, animals, and what not, and you know what we liked it! We didn't have any churches either, if we wanted to pray or give thanks to our Gods or Mother earth, we had to create a place of worship by placing super heavy stones (and with only our bare hands and pure determination!) in a mysterious circular pattern...EVERY SINGLE DAY!
And I'll tell ya what..We were all the stronger for it. No one needs that fancy pants, wishy-washy Christianity or any those new-fangled "Religions" for that matter! Animism, Paganism, and Spiritualism, are where it's at!
@@Aevilbeast Hey i love you very much, very much, read this prayer and receive healing by putting your hand on the screen , in the name of JESUS CHRIST WHO WON FROM THE DEATH AND DEFEATED THE DEVIL AND HIS ANGELS BY DOING SO, BE HAPPY!!!!!!! IN JESUS NAME ALL DEMONS THAT ATTACK HIM OR HER WITH DEPRESSION LEAVE, IN JESUS NAME LEAVE NOW, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST LEAVE, JESUS HAS WON FROM THE DEATH, LEAVE NOW, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST LEAVE , NOW THANK YOU , JESUS I GIVE HIM OR HER TO YOU , LET THEM BE SPIRITUALLY ALIVE AMEN THANK YOU JESUS FOR MAKING THIS PERSON FREE, KEEP THEM FREE IN
the first human GOD created adam was a perfect creation made in GODS image , god LOVED HIS creation and saw it was GOOD, like GOD is GOOD, so that was that
, but a high angel of GOD rebelled against GOD and was thrown out of heaven,
satan didnt stop rebelling and started his war on GOD by telling the humans to also to rebel but very sneakily with alot of lies in it,
he started tempting humans to eat of the tree of knowledge of good and evil wich GOD warned them to not eat of, the day human eated thereof they would die GOD told them
, so satan said didnt god say you would die the day you eateth thereof? well i tell you if you eat thereof you will become like GOD thats why HE said that
, so eve adams wife believed it and did it, also adam was taken in this complot and boom they were cursed with death and realized they were naked,
that day they died spiritually and their soul would die the eternal death in hell if they didnt repent and prayed to JESUS in faith, and their body would die,
but the second adam JESUS CHRIST who was without sin died for the sinners like a innocent lamb before his slaughters when that happened the world started shaking and was blacked out for 3 hours, the highest of 100 soldiers who stood by the event of crucifiying the SON of the MOST HIGH , the prince of PEACE,the LORD OF LORDs , he said TRULY this was GODS SON, so JESUS died but after 3 days GOD raised HIM from the death and made HIM destroy SIN DEATH and all those who were part of the eternal death; hell, satan and his angels , like moses and all the big prophets of GOD prophesied thousands of years before the biggest event of the world wich i tell you now in short
if you believe with all your heart in JESUS you can be born again of your spiritual death self to a SPIRITUAL ALIVE SON OR DAUGHTER OF GOD, trough believe in JESUS, being baptized and receiving the HOLY SPIRIT OF GOD, you will be sanctified and made holy by the blood of the lamb
JESUS CHRIST FULLFILLED 351 to 570 BIBLE PROPHECIES SPANNING ACCROSS THOUSANDS OF YEARS TROUGH THE OLD TESTAMENT BEING FULLFILLED IN THE NEW TESTAMENT
here are a few: The Messiah would be called a Nazarene (Isaiah 11:1; Matthew 2:23).
He would speak in parables (Psalm 78:2-4; Matthew 13:10-15).
He would be called a King (Zechariah 9:9; Matthew 27:37).
He would be betrayed for thirty pieces of silver, and a potter’s field would be bought with the money (Zechariah 11:12-13; Luke 22:47-48; Matthew 27:9-10).
He would be silent when accused (Isaiah 53:7; Mark 15:4-5).
He would be killed with criminals (Isaiah 53:12; Matthew 27:38).
He would be a sacrifice for sin (Isaiah 53, Romans 5:6-8).
This is just the tip of the iceberg. Scholars have concluded that Jesus fulfilled anywhere from 300 to 570 Old Testament prophecies.
“Photo shop the lion ok?”
Steven: “No”
"If you drink this you travel through time, wake up a week later in a ditch"
*LMFAO THAT GOT ME*
My favourite joke in this video
@@StevenHe WOW YOU ACTUALLY REPLIED DAMN just wanted to say love your content and pls continue doing what you do 👍
same lol
@@StevenHe say im a failure ples
Sounds like there was a lot of alcohol in that water.