HFY Sci-Fi Short Stories - Little plastic Bricks & Aliens invade Earth (r/HFY TFOS# 785)

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  • @sitirabihahmaisarahreni4278
    @sitirabihahmaisarahreni4278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Ahhhh LEGOS. Ending boredom before it drives humans crazy to terrifying the aliens by what it does to us.

  • @syrathdouglas1244
    @syrathdouglas1244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Ah, legos. I’m planning on adding a waterfall to my best build, an oasis with an enormous flowering bush.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sounds nice

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 ปีที่แล้ว

      So how it went? If you want to water proof it so there is no leaks just add coat of silicone cocking on the surfaces to seal it. Other things like self adhesive plastic can also be used, hell even clear packing tape.

  • @hogfry
    @hogfry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    There really is no limit. My uncle worked for a company that specialized in industrial machinery moving and installation. Any time he was stumped on something. Like how to lift an massive brewing vat out of an old brewery or how to crane an M.r.i machine into a hospital.
    He'd go down in his basement and build models of the problem with legos.

  • @steveradroach9101
    @steveradroach9101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Daww, The Lego story was so wholesome🥰

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      only at the end , in pieces to start with

    • @steveradroach9101
      @steveradroach9101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AgroSquerril Imagine the look on the Aliens face when they will see life-sized Lego vehicles and Giant Mechs and whatever 😅

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol , lego mecha land

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would deffinitly be joining in on this build-madness, I still have ALL of my Lego from when I was a kid, Never. Not. Awesome.

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I saw the title and though of C4

  • @davidhenderson3400
    @davidhenderson3400 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Story 2 "You think you have a problem with us using bug spray keep it up and find out what else we have and are willing to use it."

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was about to say same but with pepper spray and teargas.... but yours is far better.

  • @plinko-moss
    @plinko-moss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I was thinking “lego cult”

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      like the cargo cult?

    • @SSGTWinters
      @SSGTWinters 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AgroSquerril hail cargoina !

    • @o7freedom
      @o7freedom ปีที่แล้ว

      same here xD

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Slanesh, the god of pain and pleasure, patron of legos.

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is funnier than it has any right to be, thank you XD

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ....
      I want to scream heresy.
      But
      .....
      Your not wrong

  • @valeon7303
    @valeon7303 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That first story makes me so happy. A lot of stories focus on reactions to human mannerisms, biology, food, and military.
    But a simple human toy is a great interspecies connector. If you can manipulate them you can enjoy it.

  • @AkGamerRo
    @AkGamerRo ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Are the humans about to introduce the arsenal of Sol jr. to the aliens in the last story?

  • @PanduPoluan
    @PanduPoluan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And as the "plastic bricks" spread among the galactic navy, The LEGO Company truly become the first galactic-wide company with universal consumer, raking in €trillions of annual income.
    Some shareholders became so rich they bought new planets.

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    For the algorithm! And of course, LEGOs, F yeah!

  • @tonyoliver4920
    @tonyoliver4920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    2x3 is pronounced “2 by 3” in the uk and possibly America.
    Like a 2 by 4 length of wood is 2x4
    Probably just a nuance of language you don’t have in ZA

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      or i was tired when i did this and didnt catch this mistake

    • @SpiritWolf209
      @SpiritWolf209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it is indeed pronounced the same in the US.

    • @TimTomTem
      @TimTomTem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same in Canada

    • @aaroncabatingan5238
      @aaroncabatingan5238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It is written as 2x3 so the aliens who he's RPing as would read it as such.

    • @cazador7131
      @cazador7131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah we pronounce it as 2 by 3 as well.

  • @renaissancepress247
    @renaissancepress247 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Legos for the win 😊. And yeah, chemicals are only the beginning. Woe unto the aliens who try to subjugate us.
    At that, introducing aliens to Woe is an interesting story idea 🤔

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love the little plastic bricks story.
    The second story is also quite good too!

  • @davidhenderson3400
    @davidhenderson3400 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lego Company CEO "We got an order of what from who? "

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw the title and thought "please be Legos"
    Yay!!

  • @keithshelton3683
    @keithshelton3683 ปีที่แล้ว

    LGBC love these models and the lego conventions

  • @johns9652
    @johns9652 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sounds to me like in the universe of the second story, Raid is a very good stock to own.

    • @brentmartin6833
      @brentmartin6833 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The Orkin Man (and Woman) are part of the Elite Sprayers/fighters.
      (I know there's others but that's who popped into my brain first.)

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait till we start throwing big rocks from the fringes of their star systems.

  • @peekakuchu6878
    @peekakuchu6878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Insect spray?... I prefer mc to lego... Unlimited pieces!!

    • @lvl10cooking
      @lvl10cooking 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I prefer Space Engineers to MC sometimes.

    • @deathhog
      @deathhog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there's definitely something more enjoyable for me and working with actual pieces instead of computer stuff.
      but if I want to make something that moves space engineers is the way to go.

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL LEGO's. Now they have ET's doing LEGO's. Story 2: HUMMM, seems the ET thought invading Earth was like a game with certain rules. You invade a person's planet, don't expect them, or humanity on Earth in this instance, to play fair.

  • @rodrigorubio8918
    @rodrigorubio8918 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is it bad that when I purchase a home that I want a room for Legos?

    • @thatonedude6949
      @thatonedude6949 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is bad to purchase a home and not want a room for Legos.

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, just practical. You can have dedicated bagless vacuum cleaner for that room to keep peaces not ending lost. I also would suggest raising the door step higher, seal the lower moldings to the flooring and what ever you do, dont put in any god damn full floormatt in. Plastic floor matt is best since it gives in a little so when you eventually step on one it does not dig in as deep/hurt as much. I would also advice building few project platforms so you can swap between projects easily by lifting the essentially tray top of the cabinet and pick up another. I like to build on he floor so your mileage may wary, back in the day usually just getting cotton blanket and pouring everything on top, then wrapping it up when stopping. From there with little help you can fold it and pour legos into suitable container and after inspecting there is no legoes in the fabric anywhere stuck, go wack it outside to get some of the dust and debris out from the legoes in the process.

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For the algorithm!

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @cazador7131
    @cazador7131 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd rather die standing than live kneeling.

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the reading

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Of course it's Lego. What else could it be.. oh and a pool table.. now try explaining the difference between a pool and a pool table... by the way how did the pool table get its name?

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bad English and people trying to be cheap.
      Pool is originally called billiards and the table is called a billiard table.
      But billiards is an expensive sport for gentlemen ( think like golf).
      So companies made "knock" offs called pool tables for the "common" person. The different is several grand

    • @ckl9390
      @ckl9390 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sethgilcrist8088 Doesn't one use a different gauge of ball and/or pocket and the balls are non-compatible? Or maybe I'm thinking of snooker. Isn't there also a different scoring system and ball composition between billiards and pool?

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ckl9390 I don't know snooker.

    • @ckl9390
      @ckl9390 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sethgilcrist8088 I don't either, just know they exist and that the differences are subtle but important.

  • @asdrubaelvect8038
    @asdrubaelvect8038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So I tried googling. What's a mendelgent

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gentle Men with the G and M swapped and a T added to make it sound better

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AgroSquerril one of those, that's too obvious so that can't be right things.

    • @kevinhill8193
      @kevinhill8193 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't C.W. Fields use Mendelgent as an insult?

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 ปีที่แล้ว

      Been binge watching these videos a couple weeks now, ever since finding them.. My first question was "What is HFY?" and someone was kind enough to inform me: "Humans, EFF Yeah!". For a time I actually wondered was he saying "Ancient Why Stories". By the same token, I was not %100 sure whether he was saying Mental Gents, Meta Gents, or Mendel Gents. And, if Mental was indeed right, was that uhhh, just a quirk on gentlemen, or a compliment (you have high mental capacity) or an insult (you're nuts).

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johns9652 worse use of your time

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For the algorithm

  • @cazador7131
    @cazador7131 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Legos are my fucking childhood

  • @hectorluis7630
    @hectorluis7630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pray the algorithm

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anthrax?

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    To please the algorithm is all

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    90th, 21 December 2023

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    91st, 26 December 2023

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the Algorithm the story and the voice

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the algorithm