4:37 in case anyone is wondering why Ebbz came in and hit him, when Ebbz said "I love you", Kaif said "thanks" which roughly translates to "I'm not going to say 'I love you too'".
@@andreakosick4273 should i ask kaif went him and ebbz will get marries ? ( on my mind it will be a best idea but on his mind you ban me like him ban all people blame him) xD
"I was here before no views!" Do not cite the sacred texts to me, I was there before they existed. Edit: Oh wow, I didn't think Narnia had a place here, but the force is strong within.
*OH YAY ANOTHER VIDEO OF PAIN AND TORTURE! MY FAVORITE! Love this channel though. I'm relatively new but I love it. Also, can someone list the entire crew too?
I’m the description you will find all of the SR streamers, there aren’t many that don’t stream exept for Gary (I think) and you can always check the discord
I wasn’t paying full attention when I clicked on this video, but how did I know that it was Kaif as soon as I saw him abandoning/ sacrificing his companions to survive for a little longer. This is once again another great video.
i can remember being chased by the dog with a D-boi (i was a nerd with the red card) and i said naturall selection and closed a door in his face fun fact i escaped
SCP-10291 Description: SCP 10291 is a entity of whichever form, but typically takes the form of a male scientist at Site -Redacted-. SCP 10291 is typically in a passive state as long as they have SCP 10291-1, a USA styled penny named 'Colin'. When the Subject is away from SCP 10291-1, they enter stage one of emotional distress, refusing to do anything until it is given back to them. Upon entering stage two, SCP 10291 will enter a aggressive state, demanding SCP 10291-1 to be given back to them. Anyone around the subject will be forced to look at them when SCP 10291 says 'Colin' and, from retrieved data, their vision will change colour to a more demonic appearance. Upon stage three, SCP 10291 will enter an enraged state, attacking anyone nearby with surprising strength and agility, using the closest weapon, showing knowledge of how to use some form of fire-arms, primarily machine guns, pistols and rifles. The only way to calm SCP 1-291 from this state is giving it SCP 10291-1. Once returned, the subject will return to it's passive state. Special Containment Procedures: SCP 10291 is to be kept in a standard Class B Suite at Site -Redacted- with three armed guards, with a tracker placed on both SCP 10291 and 10291-1. Both subjects are to be monitored at all time to prevent SCP 10291 from losing SCP 10291-1. In the case of SCP 10291 losing SCP 10291-1, the subject will be handcuffed and locked inside it's room while MTF-21 'SR' will search for SCP 10291.
13:13 btw kaif, the elevators are just two rooms which you teleport between, rarely you wont get teleported and you'll be stuck in a closed seemingly broken, a sure way to have it happen is for 049 to res someone in a elevator as the the doctor teleports to the other one, the zombie that comes back will be in the closed elevator, this actually happened to you in a different video
I have this horrid headache and laughing during any headache makes you wanna turn around on Peanut. But Jesus... when Kaif bass boosted Stan saying, "this is a COIN!" shit fam
Kaif, don't pin anybody ever if they ask for it. Content crow demands it.
Anything for the content crow
For the Content Crow
Who is this Content Crow?
Sounds like an eldritch TH-cam God of some kind.
@@JohnnyFerno that's because they are
The irony of this situation.
4:37 in case anyone is wondering why Ebbz came in and hit him, when Ebbz said "I love you", Kaif said "thanks" which roughly translates to "I'm not going to say 'I love you too'".
Are Ebbz and Kaif is brother and sister or a couple ?
@@bakerboy2074 couple m8
@@andreakosick4273 nice :))
@@andreakosick4273 should i ask kaif went him and ebbz will get marries ? ( on my mind it will be a best idea but on his mind you ban me like him ban all people blame him) xD
Baker Boy Um? I don’t know? I don’t know him personally but I would say not to
[Domestic Abuse Intensifies] that's what got me lol
What did he do to her? I couldn’t tell
@@MrLachyG She said she loved him, he just replied "thanks".
Btw are they roommates or siblings or what. Just out of curiosity.
@@estopheles0544 they dating look at his instaaaaa
Mate, it didn't even take that long to get me rolling. Just the very start with shy guy evasion had me going "HOW THE HELL"
Ebbz: "Love you, Kaif S2"
Kaif: "thanks"
Ebbz: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Poor kaif
Yeah, she had literally no reason to attack him that time. What the hell?
So they live together?
noob_memer they are boyfriend and girlfriends and they live together
literally Ebbz being tsundere
RIP in pieces Colin, you were the best of us and the world knew it, I will miss you so much :(
Colin will always be in our hearts
Rest In Peace colin
F for Colin
Colin is to Stan what Stu is to Kaif
my phone suddenly disliked stan's every comment
i should have thrown it away
“West virgin peanut”
That’s what I’m calling peanut from now on
XD
Do not call our lord that
@@RandomPerson-yf4ox our lord is the holy uncle Larry
@@milosdjalovic1416 no
@@emilisusas1254 Ah,pardon me.
If you kill someone, just say that they're infected and it's 100% justified
aka 049 and pestilence
Walking Dead logic....
@@sandvichman9130
And 610.
Marshall Law be like
Hey! Im your 1k like! Im so happy!
0:07: Depressed scp wants a hug
Kaif: *Dodge*
Stan and Colin's love story is better than Twilight tbh
I will get to see Stan again !
My name is Colin ;(
3:39
Clibby_MOG epik
Anything is better than twilight.
That movie/show is GARBAGE
Pardon me just sayin XD
*sacrifice?, I think you mean unwilling volunteers*
Acceptable casualties
In the words of EA, they are surprise volunteers. ;)
Nice Warframe reference (even if un intentional)
@@DarkLotusAlpha damn u beat me👌
Unwilling Volunteers = Slaves
For knawledge
Nobody:
Lilly: KAIFFFUHH
Kaif runs and everyone dies.
When confronted
Kaif: a small price to pay for salvation.
"I was here before no views!"
Do not cite the sacred texts to me, I was there before they existed.
Edit: Oh wow, I didn't think Narnia had a place here, but the force is strong within.
*Laughs in 2015*
@@nicholasloremann4741 *laughs with u in 2005*
Laughs in don't know how to do the bold thing
@@snperligr5510 *Laughs with you two in the prehistoric age*
Laughs in protagonist
“Is anyone else infected?”
Gangster fish from spongebob:
Don't think we don't know how to weeeeed ‘em out!
Whenever Kaif trolls stan: "Abuse of innocents intensifies"
Also did he say "Virgin Peanut"?
JinBinha Dois pee nuts*
Yes
PLEASE Kaif! Play "Keep talking and nobody explodes " with Lil at some point! The Internet demands it!
he did :D
Kaif should be classified as an SCP. Can manipulate others and possesses uncanny ability of charisma and luck.
Kaif running either side of the door to get away from shy guy.
"GET EM IN A VORTEX!!!"
Thats a throwback ^^
6:12 The biggest pro gamer move I've ever seen in this game. Hot DAMN that was slick. Carrion for the Content Crows, haha!
Kaif:*sees room if d-boys while he has a p90
Also kaif:Oh no! Massive sudden heart failure!
*OH YAY ANOTHER VIDEO OF PAIN AND TORTURE! MY FAVORITE!
Love this channel though. I'm relatively new but I love it. Also, can someone list the entire crew too?
They’re all part of some sort of video game group called Slave Raiders, you can easily look it up.
EnUs123 TG on twitch look up SR or slave raiders you’ll find most of them there
I’m the description you will find all of the SR streamers, there aren’t many that don’t stream exept for Gary (I think) and you can always check the discord
9:05 i dont now why but i laughed so hard in this part "Bens INFECTEEEEED!!!!"
Another day at crunch flakes inc.
*crunch .inc not responsible for unwanted crunching of necks*
14:30 The unanimous agreement to gtfo was simply amazing.
Literally two seconds in and shy guy screams.
*oh the suffering this video emits already*
You simply have to love Kaif's SCP. So much betrayal and love at the same time in combination with great editing. Good job Kaif keep up more.
4:00
Chaos: "Ooo a penny!"
I love the casual "Ebbz how often do you throttle him" at 0:31, your chat must be very nice
Stan losing his shit has to be one of the best things i've seen
That Clutch Opening tho.
Illusion 100
Colder Animations more like sneak 100
Restoration 100
* sees that a new Video came out * ...( breathe in ) another Video of Betreyal and suffering i Love it.
and yelling
and killing
and domestic abuse by ebbz kek
5:26 "west Virgin-peanut" Wow...
That first clip was so great to see live.
ALSO HI TH-cam, I'M IN A VIDEO!
@Onyx the Dragon Yes, yes it is.
6:11 kaif: "the word of the day is acceptable casualties"
8:30 *Gold Experience Reqiuem has gone into effect*
14:30 The moment you have been waiting 2 hours for your toilet to get free. And you forget to lock the door.
Kaif's SCP: Secret Laboratory gameplays are the best SCP videos on youtube
0:24 about 7-8 dukes there my friend. You have good moves
I literaly just finished bingewatching all the scp episodes youve already uploaded half an hour ago, this is great xD
11:13 I laughed so hard when he did that "turning into a zombie sound"
The way he survived scp 096 is.... so cool tho
Dem jukes tho. Got em.
1:36 Scared the living carp out of me
"Oh West Virgin Peanuts!" Sing Kaif in panic.
no joke that made me commit not breathing.
11:38 omg she's such an angel c;
8:50
When the teacher gives homework at first day of school
"are you gonna tie me up?"
chat: let's lewd kaif
5:21 OH GOD
I wasn’t paying full attention when I clicked on this video, but how did I know that it was Kaif as soon as I saw him abandoning/ sacrificing his companions to survive for a little longer. This is once again another great video.
5:15 west virgin peanut
0:07 My parents barging into my room without knocking
i can remember being chased by the dog with a D-boi (i was a nerd with the red card) and i said naturall selection and closed a door in his face fun fact i escaped
And that Dboi ate D that day! Dog boi good boi.
At its finest
5:01
Kaif: You are making Tichus Cry!
Ebbz: *AAAAAAA*
We need more Domestic Abuses , its pretty Funny XD
"You know what time it is."
"Do I?"
"D-Boy O' clock! HAHAHA"
*mass murdering intensifies)
11:37 this looks like Aliens 2 holy shit lol XD
What about this video..
50% Betrayal and 50% Slippery guy + extra 100% Content - CAW CAW
I like it how kaif rewords take me home, country roads and then screams five seconds later 5:15
"West virgin peanut"
Kaif- 2019
My new favorite hobby is just telling people to run even when there's nothing behind me
So from the thumbnail, I can now conclude that One Punch Man became a d-boy.
Cool.
But that was the point
He team killed his friends when he did a fistbump
8:12 dude, I want to ride the planicopter too
12:27 "Remember no Russian"
*gets home from shitty day at work, see's a new Kaif video, day instantly gets better*
The beginning of the video.
Sneak skill increased to 100.
Stan: being shot and killed by his entire unit and being revived into a loop of death
8:45: Dormammu, I have come to bargain
Every time i die in this game i'm greeted by a laughing audience
8:51 when your dad abuses you for no reason
Just found your channel and I haven’t had a laugh like this in so long keep it up 👍🇸🇪
Those first 30 seconds were the most stressful shit I've ever seen. I've played secret laboratory and that made my heart rate go up irl.
Kaif and the MTF try to survive the zombie apocalypse.
8:45 I've come to bargain
SCP-10291
Description: SCP 10291 is a entity of whichever form, but typically takes the form of a male scientist at Site -Redacted-. SCP 10291 is typically in a passive state as long as they have SCP 10291-1, a USA styled penny named 'Colin'. When the Subject is away from SCP 10291-1, they enter stage one of emotional distress, refusing to do anything until it is given back to them. Upon entering stage two, SCP 10291 will enter a aggressive state, demanding SCP 10291-1 to be given back to them. Anyone around the subject will be forced to look at them when SCP 10291 says 'Colin' and, from retrieved data, their vision will change colour to a more demonic appearance. Upon stage three, SCP 10291 will enter an enraged state, attacking anyone nearby with surprising strength and agility, using the closest weapon, showing knowledge of how to use some form of fire-arms, primarily machine guns, pistols and rifles. The only way to calm SCP 1-291 from this state is giving it SCP 10291-1. Once returned, the subject will return to it's passive state.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP 10291 is to be kept in a standard Class B Suite at Site -Redacted- with three armed guards, with a tracker placed on both SCP 10291 and 10291-1. Both subjects are to be monitored at all time to prevent SCP 10291 from losing SCP 10291-1. In the case of SCP 10291 losing SCP 10291-1, the subject will be handcuffed and locked inside it's room while MTF-21 'SR' will search for SCP 10291.
Sweet jesus Stan was a victim of him
12:16
"Kaif, remember, no russian"
*”GIVE ME COLIN”*
Stan 2019
2:12 THAT WHEEZE LMFAO!
So not gonna talk about the one punch man reference In the thumbnail?
Rieic Rifiridid r Apparently not...
@Blake lastname actually thumbnails are important. But this thumbnail in specific isn't so your right
3:40 its raining here and i legit thought the tornado sirens were going off holy shit about gave me a heart attack
West Virgin peanut-Kaif 2019
13:13 btw kaif, the elevators are just two rooms which you teleport between, rarely you wont get teleported and you'll be stuck in a closed seemingly broken, a sure way to have it happen is for 049 to res someone in a elevator as the the doctor teleports to the other one, the zombie that comes back will be in the closed elevator, this actually happened to you in a different video
When life gives you d bois *MAKE SACRIFICES*
Kaif at 13:08 it doesn’t kill them, the elevators work as teleporters and you where left behind while everyone else went down the elevator
The previous time it did murder everyone 😂
11:15 Rin's blabble fucking sent me 🤣
8:34
*This is the power of Requiem..*
so Kaif watches One Punch Man and Soul Eater huh
i not the only one who commented on that cool
6:16 SCP 096 contained succesfully.
Kaif if you don't pin me I'm taking your frozen pizza
*Kaif y u let him threaten ur pizza like that*
did someone say frozen pizza OwO
Mosnter
You can’t take it if I eat it first
thats a fucking threat if ive ever seen one
13:09 Kaif was the only one to not get raptured
This is the future gameplay from the Area 51 after ppl breach in, right?
"West virgin peanut" fckn killed me xD
When you're early and don't have anything to say
*I KNOW THIS COMMENT IS UNIQUE AF*
Booooooooooooooooooo
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Kaif dodging Shy Guy is one of the most MLG things I've ever seen
Dog in the elevator had me laughing my head off
“West virgin peanut”
Never knew peanut was a virgin
Kaif: 5:16 WESTVIRGINPEANUT
Im so happy i found this channel. Keep up the amazing content
Ending is best lmao. Just watching them all jump around made me think back when they used to do dance parties in the elevators.
[Domestic Abuse Intensifies]
Everyone hearing the Domestic abuse:
*R u Alive?*
Everybody: YOU WATCHED US DIE!!
Kaif: aw shit here we go again
I have this horrid headache and laughing during any headache makes you wanna turn around on Peanut. But Jesus... when Kaif bass boosted Stan saying, "this is a COIN!" shit fam
Kaif:*about to get beat*
Kaif: Is this it , is this the end