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SCP-4815 "The Gambling god" Object class: Keter SCP 4815 abilities are as followed: Teleportation for itself and for others, Giving people things without being seen, speaking telepathically to everyone in a 500 foot radius, Grant "great powers", *Redacted* any time of the month, and regeneration. SCP 4815 is to be found somewhere around site *redacted*, free to roam as during this moment, The SCP foundation has not found much to keep 4815 in one place for too long. SCP 4815's body is that of a human, ages vary but only among the teenage to young adult years. SCP 4815 is sometimes seen arguing with a human "Friend" it calls "Stan", calling him *Redacted* while during specific circumstances. SCP 4815 is known to "Bribe" others with great effect, sometimes getting other SCPs that would originally kill him, turn around and leave him be. The SCP is seen multiple times speaking to no one, stating things such as "I didn't leave them, the dog chased me". During each Facility breach, SCP-4815 seems to control one human no matter who, at all times. The human undergoes instant transformation into SCP-4815 and doesn't register anything happening. Edit: SCP-4815 is known to "silver-tongue" its way out of most dangerous situations if it can't bribe its way to safety. Often causing a few personal to feel frustration and anger at themselves and towards SCP-4815 after being tricked by the SCP's "Silver-tongue". Note, SCP doesn't have an actual silver tongue.
I found it funny on speaking welsh, was nice to understand it, but when it said *SCREAMS IN WELSH* I screamed in welsh myself... almost pissed myself laughing...
3:46 Security breach occurred on ██/██/████. Assuming a simple geometric progression, at least 61 copies of SCP-173 are as of now unaccounted for. It is unknown how they replicated so fast, or how they replicate at all. Video evidence of the containment breach shows multiple instances of SCP-173 working in unison to achieve the breach. Most of the instances still in captivity appear to have formed a 'rear guard', blocking Foundation agents from pursuing other instances. It is theorized that SCP-173 has a hive intelligence, where intelligence scales with number of nearby copies. See revised security procedures for containing SCP-173 copies.
I listened to the VOD of this stream while working and I totally missed the welsh exchange. You guys gotta do more of that. *screams in welsh* totally killed me. XD
You're the one who made me learn Welsh on top of learning Spanish and French. But I got one cool thing out of it: I will from now on call my cat Draig fawr
An interesting feature they could do for the game is to add where the Radios are always active after death, so you can hear any radio chatter from a dropped radio.
Stan dropped 2 medkits, when he killed himself by shooting Kaif, right? That means he fucked up; shoot, heal, shoot, heal, shoot twice. He'd still die but those bits, man
Kaif- The bully Stan- The christian PC Will- The gunman Ninja- The Doctor Daz- The victim Lucas- The killer Lily- The normal girl Ebbz- The meme Ubi- The ego Sparky- Murderer #2
In a way, "nap sneck" is kind of similar to "nap snack", which could mean SCP-939 ate you or something. "Neck Snap" is also death, just by SCP-173. So, they're both ways to die.
Will : I understood that one in two languages. Me : I understood it in twelve. English, Welsh, German, Spanish, French, Danish, Turkish, Scottish, Dutch, Italian, Polish, and Russian. I know there are more languages out there, but, meh. Name me more and you will get a shoutout by me in this comment. Edit : Thought of two more. Japanese and Chinese. Edit 2 : Also remembered Indian.
Please note that i only killed you so peanut wouldn't
True homie right here
What a bro moment
You took the nut for him, what a friend!
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Ws
Kaif really puts the laughter in Manslaughter
Good one
Coleydragon 7 it’s stolen lol
@@PhoenixAce every joke is stolen. get out
Sentauri pointless
200IQ
What I say to myself on a daily basis*
*“Heyyyy look! It’s my depression come to get me again!”*
Me: **watching his vids for laughter and some how in a billion year working**
It’s stancat123’s body, they were D-Class Personnel!
Cause of death: Nap snekked at the base of the skull.
69 likes... the power of destrution i have right now is magnificent
muah ha ha ha i made it a 101 instead f a perfect 100 >:)
@@Saladorsomethingidk YOU MONSTER!
I'm gonna start saying "nap snekked" for fun now....
make the like count 173 then!
I hear joy in Kaif's voice again.
That means that Ebbz has put the domestic abuse on hold.
Willket He’s sayings Ebbz (Kaif’s girlfriend who is in the videos) is no longer abusing/beating Kaif.
Willket Yeah, sure.
@@someoneonearth1617 does she abuse actually?
@@yurilitiatco2882 no u fool
@@AltAccountDG why u hef to beh su rood
I think I may have taken the team kill record with that grenade. I did it for you Daz my love
wassup a year later
@@awacsbandog1611 Wassup 3 weeks later
@@spiritorange8325 wassup 3 minutes later
@@awacsbandog1611 wassup 17 minutes later
@@spiritorange8325 wassup 3 days later
11:13 that mario voice he makes is legit
Kaif: (starts speaking welsh)
Me: this is beyond human comprehension
As a Welsh guy to truly is, it's like someone had a seizure at the keyboard
@@MoisterChife Why doesn't the language look right? WHY!?
SCP-4815 "The Gambling god"
Object class: Keter
SCP 4815 abilities are as followed: Teleportation for itself and for others, Giving people things without being seen, speaking telepathically to everyone in a 500 foot radius, Grant "great powers", *Redacted* any time of the month, and regeneration.
SCP 4815 is to be found somewhere around site *redacted*, free to roam as during this moment, The SCP foundation has not found much to keep 4815 in one place for too long. SCP 4815's body is that of a human, ages vary but only among the teenage to young adult years. SCP 4815 is sometimes seen arguing with a human "Friend" it calls "Stan", calling him *Redacted* while during specific circumstances.
SCP 4815 is known to "Bribe" others with great effect, sometimes getting other SCPs that would originally kill him, turn around and leave him be. The SCP is seen multiple times speaking to no one, stating things such as "I didn't leave them, the dog chased me".
During each Facility breach, SCP-4815 seems to control one human no matter who, at all times. The human undergoes instant transformation into SCP-4815 and doesn't register anything happening.
Edit: SCP-4815 is known to "silver-tongue" its way out of most dangerous situations if it can't bribe its way to safety. Often causing a few personal to feel frustration and anger at themselves and towards SCP-4815 after being tricked by the SCP's "Silver-tongue".
Note, SCP doesn't have an actual silver tongue.
This deserve more likes !
I found it funny on speaking welsh, was nice to understand it, but when it said *SCREAMS IN WELSH* I screamed in welsh myself... almost pissed myself laughing...
7:24 ''i understand that in 2 languages!'' lmao i understand that in all languages XD
This video tickles my peanuts
I can stare all i like Peanut
@@sylver4841 do you wish kaif and frisky played
Hey can i look away from ur comment also hows ur day going?
@@InASpiralOfAnts oh my day went (nuts) .... no?
This doesn't sound right...
Me when Kaif makes another SCP SL video: this does put a smile on my face
o no why has the like counter went over 173?!?!?
dislike untill 173!
Kaif: call its this way
Cali: gets blinded by the fucking *sun*
11:14
3:46
Security breach occurred on ██/██/████. Assuming a simple geometric progression, at least 61 copies of SCP-173 are as of now unaccounted for. It is unknown how they replicated so fast, or how they replicate at all. Video evidence of the containment breach shows multiple instances of SCP-173 working in unison to achieve the breach. Most of the instances still in captivity appear to have formed a 'rear guard', blocking Foundation agents from pursuing other instances. It is theorized that SCP-173 has a hive intelligence, where intelligence scales with number of nearby copies. See revised security procedures for containing SCP-173 copies.
God bless those Classic Queue times so we could get this video today
Ngl you should speak more welsh in the vids
I can agree
Especially because im Welsh and i understand witch to me makes it more funny
*screams in Welsh*
Yeah! I learned how to curse someone out without them knowing
For those looking for only the welsh part it’s 7:05
"You were killed by Crippling Depression" lmao that's the best line I have ever seen
4:22 "-14/4 terminated SCPs" - well that was definitely unexpected and frightening
Perfectly balanced, just as all things should be btw...
I listened to the VOD of this stream while working and I totally missed the welsh exchange. You guys gotta do more of that. *screams in welsh* totally killed me. XD
11:42 *That sound you make before dying*
5:10 I might have licked my lips when the SCP said that one line right here.... yeah I guess that says a lot about my personality/sanity
0:44
Says Christ
Whole room fills with light
COINCIDENCE
I think not
*whole
@@wintyyy_ better?
@@evanmaxcerne8523 ok thank you
I have seen it all...a whole facility filled with peanuts the amount eyes needed for surviving that.
The Gamer J.E.T one pair glued open
That was a fun stream. The moment I heard “let’s all be peanut” I knew a clip was about to be made
I ABSOLUTELY lost my shit seeing the peanut parade zipping through the hallways
holy shit, it me at 9:21
i still always laugh after swiftzee's death in that moment
2:44 oh really? What's this? "Whoever shoots daz will get an admin" and that's called insulting
Kaif:You guys actually got him without killing him!
Also Kaif: First person to shoot him gets admin.
1:24 Imagine If He Said
"No, But I've Got A Green Card"
I don’t know why but I like TH-camrs that put subtitles and speak a different language
3:47 Meanwhile, in planters peanut commercials.
*screams in welsh*. im dead. i cant even.
FROM THE TOP ROPE HERE COMES 049 OUTTA NOWHERE WITH A TOUCH OFF DEATH.
And that seems like the round
HELL YEAH!!
After that Welsh bit I for some reason had a hard time understanding English for about 10 seconds
More Welsh speaking in ur videos please Kaif! That shit was hilarious lol.
Also I didn't even know you could speak like that
11:13 when you're Mario.
"Screams in welsh" lmao
You're the one who made me learn Welsh on top of learning Spanish and French.
But I got one cool thing out of it: I will from now on call my cat Draig fawr
11:15
Kaif: Cali it's this way
**bo-**
7:26 ah yes,the beatiful lenguage of betrayal
An interesting feature they could do for the game is to add where the Radios are always active after death, so you can hear any radio chatter from a dropped radio.
That's one subtle detail in the thumbnail. A bottle from SCP-294.
3:49
*When 173 actually causes a XK-class end of the world*
The moment 3:49 starts, i instantly thought: Incredibilis!
Kaif: *shooting someone*
Random dboi: *doesn't die*
Kaif: bitch, how dare you still live!
8:14
SCREW CHAOS INSURRGENCY
10:21 My highlight of the video was Kaif singing Pumped Up Kicks while gunning down DBois
11:13 who knew Kaif was actually the voice actor for Mario
I feel more used than the Classic Login queues
9:16 that scream sounded so familiar XD
'screams in Welsh'
I'm dying. X)
Stan:There’s A peanut.THEY killed Loki
Kaif:They ?
*Peanut surprising attack*
Stan dropped 2 medkits, when he killed himself by shooting Kaif, right? That means he fucked up; shoot, heal, shoot, heal, shoot twice. He'd still die but those bits, man
*Ah Yes, enslaved monsters and humans*
Ah yes, pokemon. It contains both enslaved monsters and humans...
@@timwhite8741 Ah Yes, enslaved knowledge
3:49 me and the boys looking to snekk some naps
“*screams in welsh*”
I think I have a new catchphrase
0:05 Oh the Love that still continues to this day
can we just have an entire episode in welsh
I love when I get my *nap snekked*
Upside of Classic queue, more time to watch vids!
0:19
Daz just went the silent “Wait what?”
[screams in welsh]
The smooth transition from English to Welsh is why I wish I had parents that could speak more than one language.
I for some reason really enjoyed it when you spoke in pure welsh
I don't think there's ever been this much teamkilling in one video.
I'm proud.
Did kaif just say yahoo like Mario? 11:13
Singing Pumped Up Kicks while mowing down the Dbois as a Facility Guard is my religion.
3:47 XK class end of the world scenario be like
Man Im eating these videos up
Reminds me of the height of Gmod youtube.
1:44 asassin creed
How far can the queen get you oh wait to the NEXT colonial era right...
10:44 bypass_mode.mp4
*PEANUT PARTAY JELLY TIME* ....And me without my 'baseball bat'. siiiiigh
I love the squeak Kaif made at 3:42
"It's my depression to get me again" relatable lol
The moment I saw the tittle my first thought was “don’t you bribe in every game?”
11:10 When you became Mario from a jump scare XD
Kaif- The bully
Stan- The christian PC
Will- The gunman
Ninja- The Doctor
Daz- The victim
Lucas- The killer
Lily- The normal girl
Ebbz- The meme
Ubi- The ego
Sparky- Murderer #2
and Loki - forgotten
RIP loki
Another video, another opportunity to bully Stan
And we're back with the SCP shenanigans bois
@3:50 SCP-173 Multiplies, Ground Zero.
11:15 Cali is this way *explosion
In a way, "nap sneck" is kind of similar to "nap snack", which could mean SCP-939 ate you or something. "Neck Snap" is also death, just by SCP-173. So, they're both ways to die.
Welsh has a comically enormous amount of V's, W's, X's, Y's and Z's, therefore it's cursed.
Will : I understood that one in two languages.
Me : I understood it in twelve. English, Welsh, German, Spanish, French, Danish, Turkish, Scottish, Dutch, Italian, Polish, and Russian. I know there are more languages out there, but, meh. Name me more and you will get a shoutout by me in this comment.
Edit : Thought of two more. Japanese and Chinese.
Edit 2 : Also remembered Indian.
SarcasticGaming ; technically not a language. Just English and Gibberish put together randomly.
Humble brag right there
WTF I WAS SINGING IN MY HEAD PUMPED UP KICKS AND THEN HE STARTED TO SING IT AT 10:22
i love to get my nap snecked
7:21 *screams in Welsh*
5:10 is the best thing ever
This is one game that I can just keep watching nonstop
3:27 NAP SNECKKED
_screams in Welsh_ 😂
Just what I needed today, was going rough but now I'm smiling! :D
Everybody gangsta till you get your nap snekked
You know to run when kaif starts singing when a peanut is near
YES KAIF DADDY I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR MORE UPLOADS HAVE MY BABIES
Edit: I think this gin might be too strong
Kaif and will speaking Welsh is the best fucking thing i have evere heard
Finally it's been a good bit since the last one of these
3:48 peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut