How Far Can a Bribe Get You | SCP: Secret Laboratory

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  • @sr_lucas8374
    @sr_lucas8374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2655

    Please note that i only killed you so peanut wouldn't

    • @grandadmiralthrawn5962
      @grandadmiralthrawn5962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      True homie right here

    • @KarmaKeyenore
      @KarmaKeyenore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What a bro moment

    • @archa1914
      @archa1914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You took the nut for him, what a friend!

    • @probes-e-minor
      @probes-e-minor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods. The river stole the gods.

    • @probes-e-minor
      @probes-e-minor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ws

  • @PhoenixAce
    @PhoenixAce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1810

    Kaif really puts the laughter in Manslaughter

    • @coleydragon7839
      @coleydragon7839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Good one

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Coleydragon 7 it’s stolen lol

    • @Sentauri
      @Sentauri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@PhoenixAce every joke is stolen. get out

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sentauri pointless

    • @AndGoatz04
      @AndGoatz04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      200IQ

  • @justaguybehindacomputer9804
    @justaguybehindacomputer9804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    What I say to myself on a daily basis*
    *“Heyyyy look! It’s my depression come to get me again!”*

    • @yazminsoto2937
      @yazminsoto2937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me: **watching his vids for laughter and some how in a billion year working**

  • @buckethat4178
    @buckethat4178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    It’s stancat123’s body, they were D-Class Personnel!
    Cause of death: Nap snekked at the base of the skull.

    • @bigmanguyfella9386
      @bigmanguyfella9386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      69 likes... the power of destrution i have right now is magnificent

    • @Saladorsomethingidk
      @Saladorsomethingidk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      muah ha ha ha i made it a 101 instead f a perfect 100 >:)

    • @bigmanguyfella9386
      @bigmanguyfella9386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Saladorsomethingidk YOU MONSTER!

    • @Ilikebigboobies
      @Ilikebigboobies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm gonna start saying "nap snekked" for fun now....

    • @robertsandlin366
      @robertsandlin366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      make the like count 173 then!

  • @Hiroshicze
    @Hiroshicze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    I hear joy in Kaif's voice again.
    That means that Ebbz has put the domestic abuse on hold.

    • @someoneonearth1617
      @someoneonearth1617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Willket He’s sayings Ebbz (Kaif’s girlfriend who is in the videos) is no longer abusing/beating Kaif.

    • @someoneonearth1617
      @someoneonearth1617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Willket Yeah, sure.

    • @yurilitiatco2882
      @yurilitiatco2882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@someoneonearth1617 does she abuse actually?

    • @AltAccountDG
      @AltAccountDG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@yurilitiatco2882 no u fool

    • @yurilitiatco2882
      @yurilitiatco2882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AltAccountDG why u hef to beh su rood

  • @lokiramza
    @lokiramza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    I think I may have taken the team kill record with that grenade. I did it for you Daz my love

  • @azuresiren9052
    @azuresiren9052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    11:13 that mario voice he makes is legit

  • @Dr_Weirdoo
    @Dr_Weirdoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Kaif: (starts speaking welsh)
    Me: this is beyond human comprehension

    • @MoisterChife
      @MoisterChife 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a Welsh guy to truly is, it's like someone had a seizure at the keyboard

    • @Kalmaro4152
      @Kalmaro4152 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MoisterChife Why doesn't the language look right? WHY!?

  • @shadowhunter1429
    @shadowhunter1429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    SCP-4815 "The Gambling god"
    Object class: Keter
    SCP 4815 abilities are as followed: Teleportation for itself and for others, Giving people things without being seen, speaking telepathically to everyone in a 500 foot radius, Grant "great powers", *Redacted* any time of the month, and regeneration.
    SCP 4815 is to be found somewhere around site *redacted*, free to roam as during this moment, The SCP foundation has not found much to keep 4815 in one place for too long. SCP 4815's body is that of a human, ages vary but only among the teenage to young adult years. SCP 4815 is sometimes seen arguing with a human "Friend" it calls "Stan", calling him *Redacted* while during specific circumstances.
    SCP 4815 is known to "Bribe" others with great effect, sometimes getting other SCPs that would originally kill him, turn around and leave him be. The SCP is seen multiple times speaking to no one, stating things such as "I didn't leave them, the dog chased me".
    During each Facility breach, SCP-4815 seems to control one human no matter who, at all times. The human undergoes instant transformation into SCP-4815 and doesn't register anything happening.
    Edit: SCP-4815 is known to "silver-tongue" its way out of most dangerous situations if it can't bribe its way to safety. Often causing a few personal to feel frustration and anger at themselves and towards SCP-4815 after being tricked by the SCP's "Silver-tongue".
    Note, SCP doesn't have an actual silver tongue.

  • @user-kk4cc5wn3w
    @user-kk4cc5wn3w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I found it funny on speaking welsh, was nice to understand it, but when it said *SCREAMS IN WELSH* I screamed in welsh myself... almost pissed myself laughing...

  • @xSeplayHuntressx
    @xSeplayHuntressx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    7:24 ''i understand that in 2 languages!'' lmao i understand that in all languages XD

  • @Gorth-fp9xu
    @Gorth-fp9xu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    This video tickles my peanuts

    • @sylver4841
      @sylver4841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can stare all i like Peanut

    • @FriskKid
      @FriskKid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sylver4841 do you wish kaif and frisky played

    • @InASpiralOfAnts
      @InASpiralOfAnts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey can i look away from ur comment also hows ur day going?

    • @FriskKid
      @FriskKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@InASpiralOfAnts oh my day went (nuts) .... no?

    • @cringe-kringledahorrible8902
      @cringe-kringledahorrible8902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This doesn't sound right...

  • @pilky_boooi
    @pilky_boooi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Me when Kaif makes another SCP SL video: this does put a smile on my face

    • @robertsandlin366
      @robertsandlin366 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      o no why has the like counter went over 173?!?!?
      dislike untill 173!

  • @janetlamont4790
    @janetlamont4790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kaif: call its this way
    Cali: gets blinded by the fucking *sun*
    11:14

  • @qwertyuiop3890
    @qwertyuiop3890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:46
    Security breach occurred on ██/██/████. Assuming a simple geometric progression, at least 61 copies of SCP-173 are as of now unaccounted for. It is unknown how they replicated so fast, or how they replicate at all. Video evidence of the containment breach shows multiple instances of SCP-173 working in unison to achieve the breach. Most of the instances still in captivity appear to have formed a 'rear guard', blocking Foundation agents from pursuing other instances. It is theorized that SCP-173 has a hive intelligence, where intelligence scales with number of nearby copies. See revised security procedures for containing SCP-173 copies.

  • @horizonnb457
    @horizonnb457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    God bless those Classic Queue times so we could get this video today

  • @B0TFrosty
    @B0TFrosty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Ngl you should speak more welsh in the vids

    • @tytheweeb953
      @tytheweeb953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can agree

    • @Sgil97
      @Sgil97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Especially because im Welsh and i understand witch to me makes it more funny

    • @red_pixel_apple58
      @red_pixel_apple58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *screams in Welsh*

    • @accountforcomments4130
      @accountforcomments4130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah! I learned how to curse someone out without them knowing

    • @sudokisara
      @sudokisara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      For those looking for only the welsh part it’s 7:05

  • @daringspino3446
    @daringspino3446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "You were killed by Crippling Depression" lmao that's the best line I have ever seen

  • @ChSVaness
    @ChSVaness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    4:22 "-14/4 terminated SCPs" - well that was definitely unexpected and frightening
    Perfectly balanced, just as all things should be btw...

  • @ArawnNox
    @ArawnNox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I listened to the VOD of this stream while working and I totally missed the welsh exchange. You guys gotta do more of that. *screams in welsh* totally killed me. XD

  • @El_Mouse
    @El_Mouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    11:42 *That sound you make before dying*

  • @beefnugget2494
    @beefnugget2494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:10 I might have licked my lips when the SCP said that one line right here.... yeah I guess that says a lot about my personality/sanity

  • @evanmaxcerne8523
    @evanmaxcerne8523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    0:44
    Says Christ
    Whole room fills with light
    COINCIDENCE
    I think not

    • @wintyyy_
      @wintyyy_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *whole

    • @evanmaxcerne8523
      @evanmaxcerne8523 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wintyyy_ better?

    • @wintyyy_
      @wintyyy_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evanmaxcerne8523 ok thank you

  • @thegamerj.e.t
    @thegamerj.e.t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I have seen it all...a whole facility filled with peanuts the amount eyes needed for surviving that.

    • @coleydragon7839
      @coleydragon7839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Gamer J.E.T one pair glued open

  • @pikmaniac2643
    @pikmaniac2643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That was a fun stream. The moment I heard “let’s all be peanut” I knew a clip was about to be made

  • @Leyhunter
    @Leyhunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I ABSOLUTELY lost my shit seeing the peanut parade zipping through the hallways

  • @siracoustics
    @siracoustics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    holy shit, it me at 9:21
    i still always laugh after swiftzee's death in that moment

  • @TH4_G
    @TH4_G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:44 oh really? What's this? "Whoever shoots daz will get an admin" and that's called insulting

  • @cheetahboy0127
    @cheetahboy0127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kaif:You guys actually got him without killing him!
    Also Kaif: First person to shoot him gets admin.

  • @Riansend
    @Riansend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:24 Imagine If He Said
    "No, But I've Got A Green Card"

  • @sudokisara
    @sudokisara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t know why but I like TH-camrs that put subtitles and speak a different language

  • @adriansimonsen6533
    @adriansimonsen6533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:47 Meanwhile, in planters peanut commercials.

  • @sylentwrath6798
    @sylentwrath6798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *screams in welsh*. im dead. i cant even.

  • @Mimeturtle
    @Mimeturtle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FROM THE TOP ROPE HERE COMES 049 OUTTA NOWHERE WITH A TOUCH OFF DEATH.
    And that seems like the round
    HELL YEAH!!

  • @nordic2068
    @nordic2068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    After that Welsh bit I for some reason had a hard time understanding English for about 10 seconds

  • @Guaguadeath
    @Guaguadeath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    More Welsh speaking in ur videos please Kaif! That shit was hilarious lol.
    Also I didn't even know you could speak like that

  • @Noah-qk1ny
    @Noah-qk1ny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:13 when you're Mario.

  • @awsomesauceman9848
    @awsomesauceman9848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Screams in welsh" lmao

  • @D3NPC
    @D3NPC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You're the one who made me learn Welsh on top of learning Spanish and French.
    But I got one cool thing out of it: I will from now on call my cat Draig fawr

  • @kolobanovmedal
    @kolobanovmedal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:15
    Kaif: Cali it's this way
    **bo-**

  • @galateathewave
    @galateathewave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:26 ah yes,the beatiful lenguage of betrayal

  • @thewolfman1215
    @thewolfman1215 ปีที่แล้ว

    An interesting feature they could do for the game is to add where the Radios are always active after death, so you can hear any radio chatter from a dropped radio.

  • @teedeegremlin
    @teedeegremlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's one subtle detail in the thumbnail. A bottle from SCP-294.

  • @Avogrados
    @Avogrados 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:49
    *When 173 actually causes a XK-class end of the world*

  • @yoggy2980
    @yoggy2980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The moment 3:49 starts, i instantly thought: Incredibilis!

  • @zoroarkthepirate9536
    @zoroarkthepirate9536 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kaif: *shooting someone*
    Random dboi: *doesn't die*
    Kaif: bitch, how dare you still live!

  • @Spartan-11
    @Spartan-11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:14
    SCREW CHAOS INSURRGENCY

  • @nuclear_war_games
    @nuclear_war_games 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:21 My highlight of the video was Kaif singing Pumped Up Kicks while gunning down DBois

  • @zed1877
    @zed1877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:13 who knew Kaif was actually the voice actor for Mario

  • @SRDaz
    @SRDaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel more used than the Classic Login queues

  • @Blaster1204
    @Blaster1204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:16 that scream sounded so familiar XD

  • @Jimbobob5536
    @Jimbobob5536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'screams in Welsh'
    I'm dying. X)

  • @imadoglol8972
    @imadoglol8972 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stan:There’s A peanut.THEY killed Loki
    Kaif:They ?
    *Peanut surprising attack*

  • @ratman505
    @ratman505 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stan dropped 2 medkits, when he killed himself by shooting Kaif, right? That means he fucked up; shoot, heal, shoot, heal, shoot twice. He'd still die but those bits, man

  • @xenzysv2.1
    @xenzysv2.1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Ah Yes, enslaved monsters and humans*

    • @timwhite8741
      @timwhite8741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah yes, pokemon. It contains both enslaved monsters and humans...

    • @xenzysv2.1
      @xenzysv2.1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timwhite8741 Ah Yes, enslaved knowledge

  • @uryan55y48
    @uryan55y48 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:49 me and the boys looking to snekk some naps

  • @RavenDravenek
    @RavenDravenek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “*screams in welsh*”
    I think I have a new catchphrase

  • @gifigi600
    @gifigi600 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:05 Oh the Love that still continues to this day

  • @ilikecheese4518
    @ilikecheese4518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    can we just have an entire episode in welsh

  • @briarrr__
    @briarrr__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love when I get my *nap snekked*

  • @Mastozz
    @Mastozz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Upside of Classic queue, more time to watch vids!

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:19
    Daz just went the silent “Wait what?”

  • @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
    @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    [screams in welsh]

  • @ScribStat
    @ScribStat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The smooth transition from English to Welsh is why I wish I had parents that could speak more than one language.

  • @gameknight9956
    @gameknight9956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I for some reason really enjoyed it when you spoke in pure welsh

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't think there's ever been this much teamkilling in one video.
    I'm proud.

  • @kosakureal
    @kosakureal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did kaif just say yahoo like Mario? 11:13

  • @TheGrimHHH
    @TheGrimHHH 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Singing Pumped Up Kicks while mowing down the Dbois as a Facility Guard is my religion.

  • @solar_bionic115
    @solar_bionic115 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:47 XK class end of the world scenario be like

  • @nicholaswhitman4620
    @nicholaswhitman4620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man Im eating these videos up
    Reminds me of the height of Gmod youtube.

  • @usagisuki9933
    @usagisuki9933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:44 asassin creed

  • @randomstuff9005
    @randomstuff9005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How far can the queen get you oh wait to the NEXT colonial era right...

  • @cryillic4791
    @cryillic4791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:44 bypass_mode.mp4

  • @bbsweeper
    @bbsweeper 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *PEANUT PARTAY JELLY TIME* ....And me without my 'baseball bat'. siiiiigh

  • @nightwing3618
    @nightwing3618 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the squeak Kaif made at 3:42

  • @dusman7480
    @dusman7480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's my depression to get me again" relatable lol

  • @caninehero2314
    @caninehero2314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The moment I saw the tittle my first thought was “don’t you bribe in every game?”

  • @The_Lord_Striker
    @The_Lord_Striker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:10 When you became Mario from a jump scare XD

  • @oddnoobswe1977
    @oddnoobswe1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kaif- The bully
    Stan- The christian PC
    Will- The gunman
    Ninja- The Doctor
    Daz- The victim
    Lucas- The killer
    Lily- The normal girl
    Ebbz- The meme
    Ubi- The ego
    Sparky- Murderer #2

    • @lokiramza
      @lokiramza 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      and Loki - forgotten

    • @mirr0rnar3
      @mirr0rnar3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIP loki

  • @conecarina2566
    @conecarina2566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another video, another opportunity to bully Stan

  • @mariorizo1252
    @mariorizo1252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And we're back with the SCP shenanigans bois

  • @zaavooo
    @zaavooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    @3:50 SCP-173 Multiplies, Ground Zero.

  • @nicolaipirela9551
    @nicolaipirela9551 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:15 Cali is this way *explosion

  • @ElPastalero
    @ElPastalero 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    In a way, "nap sneck" is kind of similar to "nap snack", which could mean SCP-939 ate you or something. "Neck Snap" is also death, just by SCP-173. So, they're both ways to die.

  • @TheDaibu
    @TheDaibu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Welsh has a comically enormous amount of V's, W's, X's, Y's and Z's, therefore it's cursed.

  • @SCPShyGuy
    @SCPShyGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Will : I understood that one in two languages.
    Me : I understood it in twelve. English, Welsh, German, Spanish, French, Danish, Turkish, Scottish, Dutch, Italian, Polish, and Russian. I know there are more languages out there, but, meh. Name me more and you will get a shoutout by me in this comment.
    Edit : Thought of two more. Japanese and Chinese.
    Edit 2 : Also remembered Indian.

    • @SCPShyGuy
      @SCPShyGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SarcasticGaming ; technically not a language. Just English and Gibberish put together randomly.

    • @schwellenangst1605
      @schwellenangst1605 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Humble brag right there

  • @LeCanadienHurbistic
    @LeCanadienHurbistic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WTF I WAS SINGING IN MY HEAD PUMPED UP KICKS AND THEN HE STARTED TO SING IT AT 10:22

  • @didelfreedom1484
    @didelfreedom1484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love to get my nap snecked

  • @CarinaWestling
    @CarinaWestling 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:21 *screams in Welsh*

  • @freakfit7685
    @freakfit7685 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:10 is the best thing ever

  • @angoose651
    @angoose651 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one game that I can just keep watching nonstop

  • @bilaltausif9007
    @bilaltausif9007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:27 NAP SNECKKED

  • @math3000
    @math3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    _screams in Welsh_ 😂

  • @michaelmyers872
    @michaelmyers872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just what I needed today, was going rough but now I'm smiling! :D

  • @KayStargazer
    @KayStargazer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everybody gangsta till you get your nap snekked

  • @bluejays6223
    @bluejays6223 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know to run when kaif starts singing when a peanut is near

  • @diablofrag2177
    @diablofrag2177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    YES KAIF DADDY I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR MORE UPLOADS HAVE MY BABIES
    Edit: I think this gin might be too strong

  • @johnwick6526
    @johnwick6526 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kaif and will speaking Welsh is the best fucking thing i have evere heard

  • @Tyler-wu6dj
    @Tyler-wu6dj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally it's been a good bit since the last one of these

  • @TechPriest-A
    @TechPriest-A 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:48 peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut