The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation.
So apparently SCP: Secret Lab's devs were expecting that the newest global update was going to make the game more realistic... Well... What's the code number for The Zipper Medkit SCP?
I am one With the zipper and the zipper is one with me I am one With the zipper and the zipper is one with me I am one With the zipper and the zipper is one with me I am one With the zipper and the zipper is one with me
Kaif: Starting a zipper cult Me: Well I am getting sleepy and it is indeed late *gets hypnotized* I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
...That actually sounds kinda fun. You don't have to worry about throwing it into traffic because that big boy will just be like "FUK YO CARS" and bring back the ball and look back and look at you again, and then you go "Good SCP."
me today: I'm one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me me at school: when I grow up I'm gonna start a church of zipology me in the future: you wish to join the following...? take his Foreskin, replace it with a zipper now. I'm one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I'm pretty sure Kaif is an SCP. He just created a cult around medkit zippers in the span of a couple minutes. He also managed to convince more than one Keter SCP to join him in a game of chance involving a bouncing ball in an elevator. Plus, he convinced one of the 939's to join him in hunting someone down with only the words, "Let me make a deal." The only one that seems to be immune to this effect is Stan.
I finally got the experience of being in a server while the owner was on. He flew threw the walls blaring ambience, it was the most terrifying thing of my life
Come on Kaif, when are you gonna bring Joe back to the world of SCPs? Im sure he would have accept your Cult of Zippers. And aslo "I am one with the Zippers and the Zippers is one with Me" ME SALIO, ME SALIO, LO APRENDI!!!
For people who are new. To summon Kaif you must... Chant "I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me" but before that lay down 10 zippers forming a circle Edit: Also you must zipper and un zipper a med kit
12:20 So, for those wondering...the song used in the "To be Continued" meme is an actual song called "Roundabout" by a European band by the name of YES.
"Let's play fetch"
*This was the last words said by Kaif before being pummeled to death*
Janrei Africa by B A L L
Janrei Africa we need to put that on a tombstone
Pretty sure his last words were “YEET”, “Get it! Get it!”, followed by a scream and then death.
Zip me up daddy
*B A L L*
I like the fact about kaif in every scenario he trying to talk himself out of it
He'd make a good negotiator that's for sure
Kaif and frisky is the same person but different voice and body.
Sila Pungtamsujarit
lol that makes so much sense
@@2hufranku875 lol
I am one with the zipper. The zipper is one with me.
Church of the Broken God: ✖
Church of the Zipper: ✔
We should use the drake format for this
@@devonthephantomofshadows9585 Yes.
All hail the zipper.
@@SCP-zp8jz i am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
@@devonthephantomofshadows9585 I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me.
I was in a server where the admin filled everyone’s inventory with balls. Things did not end well.
@@cow-stealin-gal Yeah those kids in the sweatshop really had to man up and mold that rubber. Am I right?
me too
the admin was me
twocows360 *Press X to doubt
oh god
it's probably Hubert
He can’t get through door right?
Famous last words
It really is though....
countless TPKs because someone fucking HAS to tempt fate instead of just booking it once we lock the door
I am one with the zipper. The zipper is one with me.
I am one with the zipper. The zipper is one with me.
Mtf squad when they first deal with scp 096 [REDACTED] colourized
The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
Strategy
His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.
The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.
A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more.
The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball.
However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter.
Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible.
It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value.
In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation.
*”I’m gonna replace my foreskin with a zipper”*
- Kaif: 2019
what exactly is a foreskin?
If he enter in contact wit scp 3660 makes sense
Best line
The Motion Hero sticky fingers
teeka meeka are you joking?! It’s the extra bit of penis that jewish kids don’t have cuz they cut it off of you when you were born.
Stan: There is only one zombie outside go go!
Kaif: **goes outside**
Plague doctor: *Hippity hoppety you're now my property*
Should I do it?
@@upbeatggg8424 Be a grammar-nazi.
Ok?
@@upbeatggg8424 you're* (I'm sorry)
UpBeatgamer 07 I’m not trying to bully you, I am feeling bad for letting my perfectionism affect you.
So apparently SCP: Secret Lab's devs were expecting that the newest global update was going to make the game more realistic... Well... What's the code number for The Zipper Medkit SCP?
911
Z I P
Technically, it should be SCP-947, because that's ZIP on a phone pad
To quote a show that I'm currently forgetting the name of: "It's not a cult, it's a movement"
Yeah that's the place.
Listen kid, I don't have much time, but the name of the show is-
I'd actually like to join the Brotherhood of Zippers.
_i am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me_
I am one With the zipper and the zipper is one with me
Gona chanhe ideias just one thing scp 3660
I am one with the zipper and the zippers One with me
I am one with he zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one With the zipper and the zipper is one with me I am one With the zipper and the zipper is one with me I am one With the zipper and the zipper is one with me I am one With the zipper and the zipper is one with me
"I'm going to replace my foreskin with a zipper." Kaif, I felt that downstairs. Please never make me feel pain through hearing.
Even more pain scp 3660
@@arthuraleatorio What kind of sick bastard thought of that one?!
Kkkkkkkkkkk
It was in my memory sorry
Imagine yourself going in public restroom and suddenly someone zips , and zips another time
I guess you can say that Kaif has some *Sticky Fingers* .
ARIARIARIARIARIARIARI
ARRRIIII.
arrivederci
A Jojo reference.
Nice, a man of culture like me
You could say Kaif is a [ZIPPER MAN]
@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves NO! BAD!
His fingers weren't sticky enough to stop the ball from colliding with his face and killing him immediately.
“I wanna be a zipper master,” he cried. “Make me a zipper man!” But the zipper master did not answer. He just kept on zipping.
I'm dead lmao🤣
Kaif: Starting a zipper cult
Me: Well I am getting sleepy and it is indeed late *gets hypnotized*
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
Gtg Iris you are one with the zipper and the zipper is one with you
@@richardgibson8403 yeshhhhhh
I am one with the zipper. The zipper is one with me.
@@hounoku yes yes yes
@@irisknights1730 I am one with the zipper. The zipper is one with me.
13:08 best part I've ever seen
"First one to die dies" - Kaif 2019
i mean, hes right.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
r/techniclythetruth
8:16
Rin just turned into the joker
The one dislike is Stan that can't accept Brotherhood of Zippers.
That damn rebelious, he will join us sometime...
Lol
He must join us all
Not as long as there's at least 2 rebels and oh lookie I'm one of them
@@whiteface513abandonedchann8 BURN THE HERETIC
I'm basically the PC but online so good luck
"That wasn't me."
*Immediately shoots*
Just imagine actually playing fetch with SCP-939 🤣🤣🤣
XD
Or 682
...That actually sounds kinda fun. You don't have to worry about throwing it into traffic because that big boy will just be like "FUK YO CARS" and bring back the ball and look back and look at you again, and then you go "Good SCP."
@@Darkoriax17 Somehow, that makes me want to adopt 682 as a pet, like a big doggo... best security dog!
@@shadowhunter1429 Just keep that fucker on a leash. That thing gets pissed at someone they're DEAD.
Even when they die, D-boys falling in D-style
This video had the best possible opening: Stan getting revenge after all those times he was humiliated by Kaif.
*STICKY FINGER*
I'm one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
let me adopt them bois
AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
arrividerci
Scp 3660
We shall join you brother/sister in the cult of zipperology. I am one with the zipper the zipper is one with me.
All the conplayning comentarys there alrredy 3 in 3 diferents comentarys
"he cant get through that door right ?"
"yes" famous last word
Steveys laugh was so contagious, I had too go back and rewatch it
3:53 I stand by what I said, I killed all of em because of the Zipper!!
I am one with the zipper. The zipper is one with me.
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
“I AM ONE WITH THE ZIPPER, AND THE ZIPPER’S ONE WITH ME!”
0:18
First one to die
Dies
-Kaif 2019
"where's the ball"
I love how at 10:53 kaif nearly said cult to stan instead of brotherhood 😂😂😂
When kaif puts lots of effort in his videos
Me: visible confusion
me today: I'm one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
me at school: when I grow up I'm gonna start a church of zipology
me in the future: you wish to join the following...? take his Foreskin, replace it with a zipper now. I'm one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
Kaif is officially the "Zipper Man".
Stan: Turns corner
"So anyway I started blasting!"
I feel like "The Brotherhood of Zippers" will become an actual thing
But only if about 50 get hypnotised by the zipper
8:15 that laugh tho
13:25
Short story what happens when you see a peanut and getting a heart attack
At 11:12 all i could think about was "All you had to do, was follow the damn train DJ"!
Stan's final words, "He can't get through that door right?"
Stan: it should hold right?
Scp-096:well yes but actully no
13:00 The Prophesy has been fulfilled!
I'm pretty sure Kaif is an SCP. He just created a cult around medkit zippers in the span of a couple minutes. He also managed to convince more than one Keter SCP to join him in a game of chance involving a bouncing ball in an elevator. Plus, he convinced one of the 939's to join him in hunting someone down with only the words, "Let me make a deal."
The only one that seems to be immune to this effect is Stan.
*Kaif starts zipping
Others: if you can’t beat em join em
I am one with the zipper, and the zipper is one with me.
The way kaif begs for his life pleases me
9:24 Sticky fingers
8:19 umm well hello joker. long time no see.
3:56 Okay, that guy just wrote I am one with the Zipper and the Zipper is one with me in German.
EXCALIBUR I figured that was the translation of that.
He didn't translate the most beautiful word... Reißverschluss :D
Nihzit ...what does it mean
@@tezla6332 Zipper
During that stream that sentence was written in many different languages a few of them I couldn't recognize
8:11 famous last words
11:26 well yes Stan, you both died there but Kaif died as a martyr, and you ended up as a filthy disbeliever
3:56 Its even in Germany know. Its a Cult 😂
8:20 Spanish (I think)
I finally got the experience of being in a server while the owner was on. He flew threw the walls blaring ambience, it was the most terrifying thing of my life
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me.
Scp 3660 only that to change ideas
@@arthuraleatorio You absolute madman. What gave you the motivation to plague every one of these comments? I'm proud of you tbh.
Kkkkkkkk
Wait 049 is here fuc#
The perfect amount of editing made this video 1000x better. Thanks, Daddy Kaif.
I really missed Stan commenting on Kaif's vids, its like people were so used to Stan getting picked on they started doing it themselves
What’s hilarious was that the way the D boy died in the end made the letter D is all he has to do is add - boy
The title: The Church of Zipper
Me: ok
My weeb friend: *IS THAT A JOJO’S REFERENCE?!?*
Sticky fingers!
For once, It is not in fact a jojo reference
HERESY
God. Zipper cults and JoJo references in one video. I forgot how much I love this channel!
I guess you could call them
Zipper Men
So satisfying to listen to the zipping of that medkit, I always spam that whenever I get a medkit.
8:20
Its good there is diversity in the Zipper religion
13:05 This man lives in the 24th century
I really wanna know the music from the end 13:37 ;-;
AGST: LUCID
stan's last words
HE CAN'T GET THROUGH THAT DOOR RIGHT?
Come on Kaif, when are you gonna bring Joe back to the world of SCPs? Im sure he would have accept your Cult of Zippers. And aslo "I am one with the Zippers and the Zippers is one with Me" ME SALIO, ME SALIO, LO APRENDI!!!
" Hello my little zippits,
how are you going?"
"Hoaaooh."
I died at thist part.
I plays this last Day and we had a gang of: I am one whit the zipper the zipper is one whit me
Cults call their highest person “grandmaster” or “grand wizard”
Don’t ask how I know that
...Funny story, KKK actually used those titles.
Earthzone were you in a different cult
7:07 the man is jumping for his life 😂😂😂
I see what you are doing here with this vid, trying to recruit more disciples, you ticksy man!
at 9:00 the what did heck? made me laugh so much and i don’t know why
Lol
*give me the ball*
-sparkie 2019
Damn this game is actually getting better and better! Like the models and such have better animations etc.
12:20 is this a jojo reference?
For people who are new. To summon Kaif you must... Chant "I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me" but before that lay down 10 zippers forming a circle
Edit: Also you must zipper and un zipper a med kit
Imagine walking in on the brotherhood of zippers and thinking you’ve found a real life SCP that chose a rather ironic place to manifest
Not only a to be continued meme, but a well be right back as well? Awesome
Swift:they put milk before the cereal
Kaif:Ew
Me:*spits milk out in trauma and fear as he gets anxiety*
When you're talking with someone that is spanish, hit em with the
"Soy uno con el cierre y el cierre es uno conmigo."
8:20
Instead of cierre it said zipper
The first clip sums up the megapatch perfectly
13:26
The accurate representation of a d-boy
"Owie my pain."
Kaif 2019
Peanut's neck snapper sound is very sastisfying change my mind
I bet the zippers enemy is the Lock Church. "I am one with the lock, lock is one with me"
Those Zipper Meme is giving me *Sticky Fingers*
I want to join the brotherhood of zippers.
I am one with the zipper. The and the zipper is one with me.
Just as you were talking about cereal first then milk I was making cereal. I have joined the zip, brothers.
"He can't get through that right?" Famous last words
"I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me."
You don't know what have you unleashed...
I AM ONE WITH THE ZIPPER AND THE ZIPPER IS ONE WITH ME
7:15 Just leaving this here for Kaif's glorious scream of fear.
omg plague doctor's eyes is adorable i love it so much lemme give you a huggg
*snap*
1:05 as simarted always says
always check the bathrooms
11:55 the best clip I have seen from a game in quite a while
YEAAAAA SCP LAB I LOVE IT! THIS AND DECEIT ARE MY FAV SERIES!
12:20 So, for those wondering...the song used in the "To be Continued" meme is an actual song called "Roundabout" by a European band by the name of YES.
Oml. Stan killing you from behind made me literally jump out of fear:
[9:34] "No doubt this isn't going to be a TH-cam clip" in the chat.
All you had to do, was accept the damn brotherhood of zips!
All of these zipper related jokes give me 『S T I C K Y F I N G E R S』