Well, she apparently had no problem doing ‘whatever ‘with whoever before- and for nothing. But now she’s “ too good” for a nice generous guy willing to hand her money! Females are just hopelessly emotional, dramatic, , entitled and impossible to please.🙄
My absolute FAVOURITE part is him getting upset that she reacted with "Ewww" to the idea of paid sex with Rick, it's such a fantastic detail that he is ten times more bothered about another man being called unattractive by a woman than said man making a sexual proposition towards his partner. It's such a great characterisation of those guys, they identify with and are more empathetic towards any man than towards important women in their lives solely because of the genders.
just so anyone in a similar situation knows, this is sex trafficking. if you're in a position like this where someone is trying to get you to use sex for money, room and board, food, or literally any exchange of goods, that's sex trafficking. it can be your husband, girlfriend, brother, mother, father, siblings, etc. i'm not saying that those people in your life would do this to you, but that it doesn't become less of a crime because it is them doing it. there are usually local resources where someone may stay and evacuate a dangerous situation like this if you have no friends or family that can help.
So a husband saying his wife owes him sex because he is the provider is sex trafficking? Obviously I'm not defending that but I can't see any court convicting him of that. Maybe I'm wrong but that just seems like the world we live in
@@texyp.856no that would be considered marital r*pe. Sex trafficking would by like in this video, your partner or somebody close to you (not always the case ofc, could be a total stranger) coercing, guilt tripping, or blackmailing you into having sex with somebody else for money.
Not that she would ever go through with it but if she did, he would’ve actually given her $190 because he would deduct $10 worth of gas to pick her up from Rick’s house
I feel like they would think they’d be good friends at first because they both have “good traditional values” but then quickly realize they have different ideas of what those are
And topped it off with "there are so few opportunities for men like me" like bro men still get paid more than women. The glass escalator is still in place. We still can't stand the thought of a female president. If you mean "can't make 'easy' money selling nudes" he can absolutely go find a gay sugar daddy.
I got inspired because I recently watched that horrible movie with Robert Redford and Demi Moore, Indecent Proposal 😂 however in that movie I kind of feel bad for the husband
@@theslappablejerk My mom worked as a bartender when that movie came out, the premise of which had become a frequent topic of discussion. She recalls that one night, one of the patrons was asked the question of the hour ("Would YOU let another man sleep with your wife for $1 million?"), to which he promptly responded; "For a million bucks? You can keep her!"
I actually thought that, given the Best Buy connection, Rick was an Andrew Tate wannabe whose “proposal” would involve the gf becoming one of his webcam girls. Though admittedly, this isn’t much better…
The way he so unemotionally and transactionally he speaks to her, as if she was an employee, really sells the character as a genuinely selfish and cold hearted individual. The monologue he also did is a great touch and really delves into this person's psyche and his true intentions. VERY good acting and portrayal, congrats.
The ending reminded me of my “traditional man” ex BF. I dumped him and he tried to intimidate me by threatening to sue me for using his debit card (while we were still together) to order $20 worth of Wendy’s. I sent him $50 to “buy yourself a new personality and get out of my life.” For this alone he christened me Darth Vader 💀
My one ex threatened to tell the cops( that i called on him for domestic violence ) that I stole money from him that he sent to me via apps like fb pay because he was being questioned on why he hit and strangled me and threw a knife at me.... he said and I quote " don't call the cops I will press charges for the stolen money charges "
I've been waiting for you to say "we live in a society" for so long you have no idea. I was fully expecting Elliot to be the one to do it, but this guy works too
🤢 I gagged when he said "it's your job outside of your job job" but it just got worse from there! At least there's a satisfying ending to this one. Reminds me if a date I went on where I was talking about what I was studying in college and the guy cuts me off to say "girls are lucky because they don't really need college, they could just be strippers instead." These skits really embody gross men like that. Job well done sir
@jordan101096 barely anyone pays men to be a stripper though. Women have way more opportunities in that field. Don’t get me wrong, what he said is shitty, but not exactly wrong either.
People who think this is unrealistic are lucky to believe that. No hate to them 💜 but please understand that abuse like this builds up over time. The only unrealistic part is that she would have had $800 to give him. I know I didn’t and started over with nothing. Stay strong girls, you are worth it, you are not crazy and not the reason he acts like this. You deserve respect and love! Stay safe, have an escape plan and don’t tell him. 💕
Giving him $800 was a cold move and I believe it would be the best one because not only is it such a power move, it is also less likely that he comes back because he’s gotten something out of this.
OhForChrissakes! You just made a blood vessel blow up in my eye! Worst one ever. You’ve been saving this, haven’t you. For just the right time. 👀 Frikkin eyeball blood vessel. You’ll get yours. This isn’t over, Slappy.
You did it. I've watched so many of your videos and THIS is the one -- I just can't --- I made it a minute and a half in before I ran to hide in the comments from the cringe. Bravo. I'll give myself a break before trying to finish the rest. Edit: Oh holy god I just got to the three and a half minute mark, you monster.
3:28 is the fact that he doesn't care what she's feels right now he's acting like this hurts him more. It hurt her when he literally tried to basically sell his wife he also doesn't know what could happen to her she could get sexual assaulted!!!
I HAD TO PAUSE BECAUSE THE WAVE OF DREAD I FELT AT THIS **VERY** SECOND HAD CONSUMED ME LIKE A FUCKING TSUNAMI AND ALL I COULD THINK WAS "YOU ABSOLUTELY DEPLORABLE BUFFOON, SILENCE IS A KINDNESS TOO SWEET FOR YOUR SINS!!!"
isn't this sexual harassment? for a manager to say he wants his employee's gf? if bro was smart, he could have made a lot more money by suing Rick without even telling his girlfriend about it
Its life experience, if you talked with a lot of people and are autism brained to notice small things such as mannerisms you can lego them together with personality types and work from there. Also movies, videos etc. I instantly knew what he was going for when he said Rick LMAO
If it's just business, then it should be a team effort! He puts in work for the first few hours, which hopefully gives her enough time to pack and run...
Oh hell no. If I’m doing this, make it a grand, I’m getting all of it, and we’re breaking up afterward!! Also you’d “resent me” after?? BOY get TF out of my house!! YOU sleep with your boss for $800!
@@sampletext9426 You either couldn’t think of a decent username or you’re a bot. Either way you have nothing to say to me that can improve this conversation
I wanna know how Rick made this offer. Did he just walk over, slap the check out counter, crotch lean against it, and go "sooooo... you know how you asked me last week for overtime? Well, I have a better business opportunity for you..."
Oh my gosh I completely thought this was going in a different direction 😳😱😨 I know this is satire but thank God my husband is super protective!! 😂 Mouth on the floor with this one. Woah. Lol
Still love ur content Edit: great ending. I'm really interested to see where this goes Edit 2: did you ever make an analsys video on the "traditional man" archetype? If not, I would love to see you make one
I hope we get to see “Traditional Man” meet a more “role-reversal” couple. Seeing him try to wrap his brain around the idea of a breadwinner CEO wife and househusband dynamic would be so satisfying.
Lol, I wonder what his reaction would be if I said “Rick? Really? He likes me? Oh god YES! I always wanted to sleep with Rick. And you don’t mind if I stay with him permanently if he wants me to, do you? I’ll let you keep the whole $800!”
THE FACT THAT HE'S LOWKEY SHAMING HER FOR HER PREVIOUS SEX LIFE IN ORDER TO GUILT HER INTO DOING IT
I CAN'T
I like to imagine it's like one guy before him
It’s definitely one highschool boyfriend that barely went past holding hands in public
Well, she apparently had no problem doing ‘whatever ‘with whoever before- and for nothing. But now she’s “ too good” for a nice generous guy willing to hand her money! Females are just hopelessly emotional, dramatic, , entitled and impossible to please.🙄
@@Unjustly_Confident or a short pre-scholar romance
@@iva6865 lol right? and he'd lose his mind for one guy tf
This is it. This is the worst one.
Why? Does Rick not sound hot?
@@OneIncomeSuperSaver Hence the "Self Proclaimed Traditional"
@@theslappablejerk cuck a doodle dandy
wtf My comment was deleted because I typed “cuckadoodledoo” with spaces between?! Come on!
@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newroseyoutube is really dumb with its censorship
I like to imagine that he's talking to a different girlfriend every time because he can't find anyone who will stay
This is the one time it’s more satisfying if it’s a single girlfriend. Everything has led up to this
I refuse to believe he has that much luck.
Not sure what would be more depressing: that this guy keeps being able to find a new girlfriend, or that the same girlfriend keeps staying with him.
Oh my goodness, I hope it’s all different people.
SAAAAMEE!
My absolute FAVOURITE part is him getting upset that she reacted with "Ewww" to the idea of paid sex with Rick, it's such a fantastic detail that he is ten times more bothered about another man being called unattractive by a woman than said man making a sexual proposition towards his partner. It's such a great characterisation of those guys, they identify with and are more empathetic towards any man than towards important women in their lives solely because of the genders.
how the fuck does it happen like that?
@@lotsoffun4939I'd like to know 😂
@@lotsoffun4939How does what happen like that?
Boy am I feeling that this week. 😐
oo, good catch
just so anyone in a similar situation knows, this is sex trafficking. if you're in a position like this where someone is trying to get you to use sex for money, room and board, food, or literally any exchange of goods, that's sex trafficking. it can be your husband, girlfriend, brother, mother, father, siblings, etc. i'm not saying that those people in your life would do this to you, but that it doesn't become less of a crime because it is them doing it. there are usually local resources where someone may stay and evacuate a dangerous situation like this if you have no friends or family that can help.
Can you press charges?
Thank you for sharing
So a husband saying his wife owes him sex because he is the provider is sex trafficking? Obviously I'm not defending that but I can't see any court convicting him of that. Maybe I'm wrong but that just seems like the world we live in
@@texyp.856no that would be considered marital r*pe. Sex trafficking would by like in this video, your partner or somebody close to you (not always the case ofc, could be a total stranger) coercing, guilt tripping, or blackmailing you into having sex with somebody else for money.
@ um i believe this post is referring to someone trying to make you have sex with some one else for money
that sudden mention of 200$ was so perfect lmao
Not that she would ever go through with it but if she did, he would’ve actually given her $190 because he would deduct $10 worth of gas to pick her up from Rick’s house
@@theslappablejerk Strangle-able Jerk
@@theslappablejerk business is business
@@theslappablejerk NOOO!!! it HURTS!
This was genuinely the first time I’ve ever replied out loud to one of these videos…
I love it. I smelled a pyramid scam at the beginning. At the end I begged that it was a pyramid scam.
YES we are the same lol
😂😂😂 why did I know from the start
when he said “VERY… fond of you” i near lost myself in The Wrath
Same 😂😂
I thought the SAME THING! 😨😱😭
He's evolved from "roll your eyes" creep to "OMFG get the hell away from me" creep
More like devolved 😭
fr like when’s the divorce?
@@bobatea1950thank god it's only boyfriend and not husband
It’s evolution only backwards
Don't blasphemy
I need the fella raised by his grandparents to meet this man
No question. ASAP.
I feel like they would think they’d be good friends at first because they both have “good traditional values” but then quickly realize they have different ideas of what those are
man i miss teddy bring him back. he was such a good palette cleanser
Teddy would kill Rick just for asking the question
YES!!!
all the routes he could have taken and he really went "we live in a society" lmao
My soul left my body when I heard that like girl-
And topped it off with "there are so few opportunities for men like me" like bro men still get paid more than women. The glass escalator is still in place. We still can't stand the thought of a female president. If you mean "can't make 'easy' money selling nudes" he can absolutely go find a gay sugar daddy.
I thought this was going to be like a crypto scam but this is worse
I got inspired because I recently watched that horrible movie with Robert Redford and Demi Moore, Indecent Proposal 😂 however in that movie I kind of feel bad for the husband
@@theslappablejerk Must. Slap. Now.
@@theslappablejerkI thought about that movie immediately!!!
@@theslappablejerk My mom worked as a bartender when that movie came out, the premise of which had become a frequent topic of discussion. She recalls that one night, one of the patrons was asked the question of the hour ("Would YOU let another man sleep with your wife for $1 million?"), to which he promptly responded; "For a million bucks? You can keep her!"
I actually thought that, given the Best Buy connection, Rick was an Andrew Tate wannabe whose “proposal” would involve the gf becoming one of his webcam girls. Though admittedly, this isn’t much better…
The way he so unemotionally and transactionally he speaks to her, as if she was an employee, really sells the character as a genuinely selfish and cold hearted individual. The monologue he also did is a great touch and really delves into this person's psyche and his true intentions. VERY good acting and portrayal, congrats.
I love the way he uses words like "excellent" grinds my gears, it's so good
He's gone all the way into the psychopath level of the "selfish and cold-hearted" scale
every time I see this guy I'm begging this girl who doesn't even exist to dump him. This is a relief lmao FINALLY
😂😂😂😂
I thought he was gonna ask her for a loan but the second he said it involves you I knew the direction it was going
I was hoping that it wouldn't be, but it was.
I thought it was gonna be "I am offering you a business opportunity to be a trad wife and the company of our house."
Somehow, i made a concept about the word "fond", i searched it on the traslator, and it was exactly what i tought
I thought it was going to be some pyramid scheme thing... WAY WORSE
The ending reminded me of my “traditional man” ex BF. I dumped him and he tried to intimidate me by threatening to sue me for using his debit card (while we were still together) to order $20 worth of Wendy’s. I sent him $50 to “buy yourself a new personality and get out of my life.” For this alone he christened me Darth Vader 💀
For sending him money? That's hilarious
I mean 50 $ wouldn't be enough to buy him a good personality but it sounds like it would be still better than what personality he had before.
He won in that situation.
You're only a master of evil, darth
My one ex threatened to tell the cops( that i called on him for domestic violence ) that I stole money from him that he sent to me via apps like fb pay because he was being questioned on why he hit and strangled me and threw a knife at me.... he said and I quote " don't call the cops I will press charges for the stolen money charges "
“Rick is very fond of you” Aaaaand that’s enough of this video. You’ve done it. I want to die. Congratulations😂
pimping out your girlfriend for like a 2 days salary is diabolical
And then saying it will be inevitable to resent her for it. Double distortion points on that one!
The dude works at Best Buy, so for him this is probably more like 9 days salary, but your point stands.
Where are you working where you make 400 dollars a day ?
2 days?? buddy, thats a whole month's salary in greece
Buddy’s out here making $8000/month like it’s nothing lol
I winced at the $800 reveal… then the $200 part made me jaw drop. Holy shit, dude. Amazing job and never let me see this guy again!
This man did NOT deserve that $800
But he got it!😎
That’s a small price to pay compared to a hefty divorce later…… or jail time 🤷♀️
She was being generous. I thought of a foot applied to his backside.
"800 dollars to get out of my life", FINALLY WOMAN! I was seriously starting to question your judgement, here. 😂
The way he looked at her/us when he said Rick was "very fond" of her made my skin crawl.
Also to pair "very lucrative proposition" with $800 is wild.
Especially in USA, it'd be wiped out in one doctor visit to check for STDs!
For some reason I thought it was gonna be him asking her to start an onlyfans lmao. This is so much worse than I could have ever imagined
Honestly, I thought the ending was going to be she tells him she has an onlyfans, but the actual ending was so much better.
Men who convince their girlfriends to do OnlyFans are essentially doing the same thing imo
This is actually the most unbearable character you've introduced so far, I actually genuinely felt bad for her. What a cold hearted person he is.
The “Are you serious?” shows an incredible amount patient from that woman, because he would not have gotten past “just one night” if it were me.
Maybe she was so shocked to actually HEARING THIS so it took her time to proceed
He wouldn't have gotten past "Do you remember my friend Rick?"
so excited for the "traditional" boyfriend break up arc
I've been waiting for you to say "we live in a society" for so long you have no idea.
I was fully expecting Elliot to be the one to do it, but this guy works too
I thought Elliot (as the nice guy) did say it?
🤢 I gagged when he said "it's your job outside of your job job" but it just got worse from there! At least there's a satisfying ending to this one. Reminds me if a date I went on where I was talking about what I was studying in college and the guy cuts me off to say "girls are lucky because they don't really need college, they could just be strippers instead." These skits really embody gross men like that. Job well done sir
Sure it might be disgusting but is he wrong?
@sampletext9426 yes. Now don't get me wrong, men can be strippers too but a straight man's greatest fear is to be treated like a woman.
@jordan101096 barely anyone pays men to be a stripper though. Women have way more opportunities in that field. Don’t get me wrong, what he said is shitty, but not exactly wrong either.
People who think this is unrealistic are lucky to believe that. No hate to them 💜 but please understand that abuse like this builds up over time. The only unrealistic part is that she would have had $800 to give him. I know I didn’t and started over with nothing. Stay strong girls, you are worth it, you are not crazy and not the reason he acts like this. You deserve respect and love!
Stay safe, have an escape plan and don’t tell him. 💕
Giving him $800 was a cold move and I believe it would be the best one because not only is it such a power move, it is also less likely that he comes back because he’s gotten something out of this.
“800 dollars to get out of my life” lightly healed the wound this video left me with it was so funny
Ok, this one actually made my blood run cold. That is a straight up UNSAFE situation
2:00 "something so eccentric" (read: disgusting) 😭
Omfg his face at the end 😭
I'm surprised he asked for her "thoughts" about the idea instead of her "feelings"
Bro, doing this all in one take? You're an incredible actor.
thanks, i hate it!
If this one ended at 2:35 it would’ve already been one of the worst ones yet. This is brilliant. I’m scared to go further.
My absolute sigh of relief at the end
I think this is the most despicable character you've created. I hate it. Thanks
Yeah. Hideous.
OhForChrissakes! You just made a blood vessel blow up in my eye!
Worst one ever. You’ve been saving this, haven’t you. For just the right time. 👀
Frikkin eyeball blood vessel. You’ll get yours. This isn’t over, Slappy.
hey good news! the hemorraging Inside Your Eyeball makes it harder for you to see this awful nice guys :))))
You did it. I've watched so many of your videos and THIS is the one -- I just can't --- I made it a minute and a half in before I ran to hide in the comments from the cringe. Bravo. I'll give myself a break before trying to finish the rest.
Edit: Oh holy god I just got to the three and a half minute mark, you monster.
My heart sank when I saw this was 5 minutes long...
But holy hell, worth it for the end.
3:28 is the fact that he doesn't care what she's feels right now he's acting like this hurts him more. It hurt her when he literally tried to basically sell his wife he also doesn't know what could happen to her she could get sexual assaulted!!!
I know a person exactly like this and to see you capture them and the way their absolute lunacy has been totally normalized in such detail is CRAZY
3:45 *HE SAID THE THING*
oh my god girl FINALLY.
I've never wanted to punch a character more then this one, and I've been watching for years. Congratulations 😂
I don't know what's worse, him pimping his girlfriend out for $800 or only giving her $200 for her troubles, lol 😂
The scream I scrumped when he said “$200!!!!!”
Not getting pimped out to a best buy manager 😭
I do love a happy ending!
He said he was going to resent her for something he wanted her to do.
Typical M/F marriage babe
After this, if she had agreed, he would say she cheated and guilt trip her for it for all eternity over even the most minor things. 😂
as soon as he said " Rick has a lot of capital" my brain went "OH FUCK NAH"
BRO WAS GONNA SELL HIS WIFE FOR $800 THOUGH, HOW YOU LOW BALL YOURSELF
And it kept getting worse!! Like the reasoning. Assuming secx with a stranger would be nothing to her and $200 is fine????
@@katanatamar4188also the fact that he’d need $600 for “compensation,” because her doing this would, “take a toll on him,” like stfu and gtfo.
Girlfriend, not wife.
This man took andrew tate's PhD course 100%
YES! SHE FINALLY DUMPED HIM!
I am in half of the video and now I already feel so icky when he said,"he is very fond of you, actually." And I already know where this is going.
The fact that it’s for only $800 makes this so much sadder lmao
only 200 for the girl too. he planned on keeping the other 600
And still holding it against her.
You did it. You finally did it. You made me angry enough to close this tab and watch something to calm me down.
The only thing I would add is that this is absolutely the type of guy that'd be desperate to watch but would never admit it.
Wow. That just kept on going. Every time I thought he was finally done, the character still had more insane things to say
As soon as he said "Rick is very fond of you" I knew where this was going...
i never thought i'd say this but i wish this were about an mlm like i thought
You are a fantastic actor. I legit forgot that this was meant to be a skit and recoiled.
I saw the 5 minute length and i instantly got very excited and horrified
0:40 i'm here so far and this already smells super MLM
1:05 a much worse dread is setting in
oh no
@@mantis5581 amazing comment thread
as in men loving men ?? ?
@ultra4strawberry.dreams as in multi level marketing. as in pyramid scheme. It did confuse me for a moment tho
“Indecent Proposal” but SUPER awkward and CHEAP 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, I figured it would at least be a million _cents,_ but no, not even that much.
1:19 I audibly gasped and said "Nooooo" 😂 well done sir!
I HAD TO PAUSE BECAUSE THE WAVE OF DREAD I FELT AT THIS **VERY** SECOND HAD CONSUMED ME LIKE A FUCKING TSUNAMI AND ALL I COULD THINK WAS "YOU ABSOLUTELY DEPLORABLE BUFFOON, SILENCE IS A KINDNESS TOO SWEET FOR YOUR SINS!!!"
i thought he was talking to the girlfriends dad, which i believe makes this so much funnier
I genuinely popped off when he read the memo like yes girl!!!! Go away!!!!!!!!!
I thought the business he wanted to star was her cleaning the other dude's house.. but it was worse. And it kept getting worse
$800 lowball offer is the worst part lmao
isn't this sexual harassment? for a manager to say he wants his employee's gf? if bro was smart, he could have made a lot more money by suing Rick without even telling his girlfriend about it
Okay -- how do you KNOW these guys so well that you portray? You get the little details so perfectly -- the pauses are especially well placed.
Its life experience, if you talked with a lot of people and are autism brained to notice small things such as mannerisms you can lego them together with personality types and work from there. Also movies, videos etc. I instantly knew what he was going for when he said Rick LMAO
He is a civil lawyer, he got a LOT of experiencie dealing with people
As soon as he said “business proposition” I knew where this was going
If it's just business, then it should be a team effort! He puts in work for the first few hours, which hopefully gives her enough time to pack and run...
😂😂😅😅😂😂 most underrated comment
I knew as soon as it started
Yes! Yes! Yes! She put up with so much. I'm glad she drew the line here and showed her self-worth!
Oh hell no. If I’m doing this, make it a grand, I’m getting all of it, and we’re breaking up afterward!!
Also you’d “resent me” after?? BOY get TF out of my house!! YOU sleep with your boss for $800!
that's a lot compared to many...
@@sampletext9426 You either couldn’t think of a decent username or you’re a bot. Either way you have nothing to say to me that can improve this conversation
3:23 bro you almost gave me a heart attack XDD
I wanna know how Rick made this offer. Did he just walk over, slap the check out counter, crotch lean against it, and go "sooooo... you know how you asked me last week for overtime? Well, I have a better business opportunity for you..."
The crotch lean (shudder) 😭
"eccentric" is definitely the word for this
"Your 'traditional man' ex-boyfriend (who tried to sell you to who friend) asks to borrow your car for a date."
This is it. We have reached the moment where this characters' true nature comes out, and we could watch his life spiral into the oblivion ❤
He’s the type of guy to tell a woman who got a breast reduction that she is “ruining her body, what will men think”
Why did I think this would be an MLM? I was NOT expecting that turn!
Oh my gosh I completely thought this was going in a different direction 😳😱😨
I know this is satire but thank God my husband is super protective!! 😂 Mouth on the floor with this one. Woah. Lol
1:23 I can't keep watching
Funny enough that's the exact moment I said that very same thing
Almost smashed my phone into bits watching this. Your acting is absolutely PHENOMENAL
This not felt too bad
It was too ficticious to be taken seriously, i know that this things happens
This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.
i was thinking "lol what if he sells her. no thats ridiculous." LITTLE DID I KNOW-
Still love ur content
Edit: great ending. I'm really interested to see where this goes
Edit 2: did you ever make an analsys video on the "traditional man" archetype? If not, I would love to see you make one
I hope we get to see “Traditional Man” meet a more “role-reversal” couple. Seeing him try to wrap his brain around the idea of a breadwinner CEO wife and househusband dynamic would be so satisfying.
True
I mean that's basically what his relationship is with her
Got me rolling my eyes like I've never rolled my eyes before 😂
First I heard that the business opposition involves the lady, I knew it's this one.
Never leave this man! We have more to watch 😂😂😂
So Robert Redford is now the manager at Best Buy
2 seconds in and the job outside of your job killed me
1000x worse than I expected. Then the 200 dollars thing killed me a little💀
Lol, I wonder what his reaction would be if I said “Rick? Really? He likes me? Oh god YES! I always wanted to sleep with Rick. And you don’t mind if I stay with him permanently if he wants me to, do you? I’ll let you keep the whole $800!”
My jaw fell all the way off
The fact that he kept talking about himself omg 😭😭