Maybe I'm dead inside or something cos I see comments like this all the time. I love this channel but if was hooked up to a bunch of medical equipment my heart rate, blood pressure etc wouldn't change a bit. And all the comments "I nearly choked on my food" "I spat my drink out" "I watched this on the subway and could barely hold in my rage/laughter". I think people just make up lies to illustrate that they understand the joke.
“Megan thought I was so funny, that she erupted into laughter before I could finish my first joke and left my sight” the way Megan knows he’s the real joke that honestly made me laugh
SlappableJerk, please, we NEED traditional husband VS guy who was raised by his grandparents. Two kinds of traditionalism, one incredibly toxic and one that's very warm and welcoming
I think that's because the guy raised by grandparents inherited a tradition of progress, if you think about it. Like, Teddy is an example of someone who absolutely loves people with all his heart, trying to see the good in everyone, and even with things he doesn't understand, being compassionate and caring. Like in the one where he is talking to his gay friend, and the twist is he just doesn't know what bottoming is, it's clear Teddy's view of traditionalism doesn't include fear or hatred of that which is different to him. Whereas self proclaimed traditionalist is absorbing from a 50s vacuum commercial view of society. He believes in unnecessary hierarchies, or bringing back the weird societal exclusions of people. He's using traditionalism to mean regressivism. I like to believe love is the true tradition that will endure. I hope it will.
Yes but no, Teddy is not a "traditional" type of guy, he's politically more progressive than conservative and in our political culture "traditional" is the opposite of progressive. Good manners aren't a measurement of how "traditional" someone is, in fact good manners and being respectful don't have age, gender nor socio-econonic status.
@@SoZettaSlowTeddy is the kind of guy raised by grandparents who lived through the civil rights movements of their times and paid attention for sure. He may have some older habits and values, but he got them from people who weren't just heads in the sand about what happened in the 50s-80s
@ProfDanielVargas no. Conservative is the opposite of progressive. Traditional has nothing to do with politics. My grand mother is very traditional but definitely not conservative.
Amazing how all the things the girlfriend in the story supposedly does are actually hilarious sarcastic reactions to the things he was asking her to do but he takes them all literally. Like turning on the food channel when he asked you to bring him the TV dinner? Absolute comedy gold.
@@bangdingow396 it's from a different video he posted about 3 weeks ago, it's called "you decorated for Christmas but you're dating a self - proclaimed "traditional man"
"This is comedy; there's no reason for you to get offended" is actually how a lot of people justify saying the most insulting things. I've met people like this before; they think they're so funny, but in reality, they're just being rude.
Oh, agreed! It gives the same energy as someone who constantly talks 💩 about other people, or puts them down to their face, but when confronted they pull the old, *'I'm not the bad guy here, I'm just telling the truth! It's not mean if it's TRUE!!'* 🤦🏻♀️ smh
Ronnie Radke: Tom Macdonald: Every single edgy comedian under the sun: Slim Shady stans(not em, he chill): Everyone below the age of 15: Literally everyone who uses the "😂" emoji:
The difference is that if you say something that’s funny but politically incorrect, it’s still funny. If you say something that’s just an insult, it’s not funny it’s just stupid.
@@ferretyluv which is why trans people make the funniest trans jokes, why black people make the funniest jokes about being black, and so on: you need to have a deep understanding of the subject you’re speaking about before even ATTEMPTING to poke fun at it. Homophobes don’t care for gay people so their gay jokes fall flat because they fundamentally misunderstand the gay experience. Same reason no real nerd likes The Big Bang Theory.
I like the implication that despite not being good at humor for “obvious reasons” he wants her to respond to his sketch not as another peer on equal par with him thus able to critique him nigh inarguably, but someone who might enjoy this sketch (which basically amounts to an amelia bedelia book)
I also like this sketch because he made up a completely fake scenario (technically about his girlfriend!) to describe the downfall of society. just like the sketch, everything that he thinks is over is all in his head
My last boyfriend was an aspiring comedian. He was a little better than this. He once told me (genuinely) that his *biggest fear in life* was that I might be funnier than him.
My headcanon for all these videos is that every guy in the videos (Warren, Brain, etc) are part of the same family, and they all meet together during the holidays.
@@upsydaysy3042 wrong, the english word forte comes from french, where the e isn't pronounced. It's not the same as the italian word, which is also written the same
@@donnabarrett2781 the musical term 'forte' (pronounced for-tay in english) is from italian, not word meaning 'someone's strong suit' which comes from french, those are two different words
Oh I've seen this one. He cheats on her and divorces her and she gets drunk and becomes one of the best comedians of all time! Wait am I thinking of the right series?
The thousands of people in the comedy club audience will have their minds blown by a first timer doing his hour of material. This will change comedy forever!
Why hasn't Netflix picked up this comedian yet? He's the funniest man I've ever seen! Now I've never heard of "jokes" before, but this guy's great at them!
@@curious1053 Her upload schedule on TH-cam has been every couple months since well before the election. Since she’s an actual actress with actual gigs outside her TikTok.
Why does it sound like she's been using satire on him this whole time and he's to thick to realise. Her behaviour is hilarious, cause she knows how to ROAST her husband😎ill see myself out
The second he proposed the idea of a conservative comedy set I was like "oh so the only place that he's going to be able to perform is Joe Rogan's comedy club in Austin" and then he said comedy rocketship. somebody pour gatorade on me
I thought the implication was she found him so ridiculous from the get go that she couldn’t even keep composure for a second. In other words he’s too dumb to know when he’s being laughed at
This man is way too good at delivering as advertised. I’m sure he’s amazing in real life but I am filled with rage at the mere sight of him at this point.
You should do insecure or traditional boyfriend going to the gym. Getting upset by not being able to lift much, or getting outlifted by his girl. Complaining about her outfit being revealing
You know if she really wanted to help him prep, she could throw things at him during his bits so he's prepped for when the crowd inevitably turns on him
I like that he just askes her if she has time and doesnt give a reason until asked because of his implicit assumption that she should be willing to do whatever he wants just because he asked. Very slappable.
Respectfully I don’t even think that rocket ship is even working, let alone getting off the ground ✋😭 Hell you know that saying if even if you shoot for the moon you’ll land somewhere among the stars. Bro’s just going to end up in the deep void of space
I love how well you demonstrated that the girlfriend is actually REALLY funny and good at sarcasm THROUGH the boyfriend being bad at being funny XDDD like, that was some genius level writing.
This guy is pretty funny. Only a true intellect could fully comprehend his comedic genius. A shame he is being dragged down by his GF. She could really learn a thing or two about comedy from him. And also learn how to cook.
This character is always great but I think this was the best one yet! Scarily accurate 😂 These poor men, us female folk are just too simple to understand their staggering intellect and brilliant wit, it's a real tragedy.
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I can’t wait until the girlfriend understands comedy so she can see how much of a joke the boyfriend is
One of the best comments i’ve seen.
You should watch The Marvelous Ms. Maisel!
@@everestsanchez3549Wait until you see the video! Slappy here makes that joke too at the end!
Nice😆
I feel like, if she actually did all those things in his routine, then she was already making fun of him. Like, I could see that version too tbh 😂
This channel is like fast food. It's terrible for my blood pressure, but it's just too good to give up.
Nice profile pic btw
Maybe I'm dead inside or something cos I see comments like this all the time. I love this channel but if was hooked up to a bunch of medical equipment my heart rate, blood pressure etc wouldn't change a bit. And all the comments "I nearly choked on my food" "I spat my drink out" "I watched this on the subway and could barely hold in my rage/laughter". I think people just make up lies to illustrate that they understand the joke.
@ some people just have different ways of expressing emotions or different senses of humor
@@NowhereMan7 it's called exaggeration
@@NowhereMan7 You’re reading too much into it.
“Thousands of spectators at a comedy club” was his funniest joke
also "hour long set" LIKE LMFAOOO this man lives in a different world
@@four1629most of them do 😂
“For obvious reasons” killed me
I immediately paused to comment this
“Megan thought I was so funny, that she erupted into laughter before I could finish my first joke and left my sight” the way Megan knows he’s the real joke that honestly made me laugh
Had me in the first half till I realized she was laughing at the part where he said he was gonna do standup
Lmao yes the way he doesn’t get it is hilarious 😂
SlappableJerk, please, we NEED traditional husband VS guy who was raised by his grandparents. Two kinds of traditionalism, one incredibly toxic and one that's very warm and welcoming
I think that's because the guy raised by grandparents inherited a tradition of progress, if you think about it. Like, Teddy is an example of someone who absolutely loves people with all his heart, trying to see the good in everyone, and even with things he doesn't understand, being compassionate and caring. Like in the one where he is talking to his gay friend, and the twist is he just doesn't know what bottoming is, it's clear Teddy's view of traditionalism doesn't include fear or hatred of that which is different to him.
Whereas self proclaimed traditionalist is absorbing from a 50s vacuum commercial view of society. He believes in unnecessary hierarchies, or bringing back the weird societal exclusions of people. He's using traditionalism to mean regressivism.
I like to believe love is the true tradition that will endure. I hope it will.
Yes but no, Teddy is not a "traditional" type of guy, he's politically more progressive than conservative and in our political culture "traditional" is the opposite of progressive.
Good manners aren't a measurement of how "traditional" someone is, in fact good manners and being respectful don't have age, gender nor socio-econonic status.
@@SoZettaSlowTeddy is the kind of guy raised by grandparents who lived through the civil rights movements of their times and paid attention for sure. He may have some older habits and values, but he got them from people who weren't just heads in the sand about what happened in the 50s-80s
I co-sign this, I want raised by grandparents guy to lecture him in the funniest way possible
@ProfDanielVargas no. Conservative is the opposite of progressive. Traditional has nothing to do with politics. My grand mother is very traditional but definitely not conservative.
the day I see "Your self-proclaimed “traditional” ex-boyfriend" will be one of the happiest days of my life
A lot of people (myself included) cope by imagining that he's talking to a new girlfriend during each clip because the previous one dumped his ass.
He broke up with the veteran girl, but maybe they got back together? Or is this a new one?
he would have SLAYED comedy in the 40s (and been arrested for severals cases against women later settled out of court)
Yeah, he would have been a hit on the Jack Benny Show 😖
Amazing how all the things the girlfriend in the story supposedly does are actually hilarious sarcastic reactions to the things he was asking her to do but he takes them all literally. Like turning on the food channel when he asked you to bring him the TV dinner? Absolute comedy gold.
The only time men take women 100% seriously is when they're very obviously joking
Love how he's making fun of her intelligence when he couldn't even pronounce garland
That pissed me off to no end 😂😂😂.
Redpill moment
Or titulating
Time? I can’t find it
@@bangdingow396 it's from a different video he posted about 3 weeks ago, it's called "you decorated for Christmas but you're dating a self - proclaimed "traditional man"
I love that he had to keep notes for barely two simple jokes
"This is comedy; there's no reason for you to get offended" is actually how a lot of people justify saying the most insulting things. I've met people like this before; they think they're so funny, but in reality, they're just being rude.
Oh, agreed! It gives the same energy as someone who constantly talks 💩 about other people, or puts them down to their face, but when confronted they pull the old, *'I'm not the bad guy here, I'm just telling the truth! It's not mean if it's TRUE!!'* 🤦🏻♀️ smh
Ronnie Radke:
Tom Macdonald:
Every single edgy comedian under the sun:
Slim Shady stans(not em, he chill):
Everyone below the age of 15:
Literally everyone who uses the "😂" emoji:
The difference is that if you say something that’s funny but politically incorrect, it’s still funny. If you say something that’s just an insult, it’s not funny it’s just stupid.
@@danaa-don’t loop me in with this, I just like it 😂
@@ferretyluv which is why trans people make the funniest trans jokes, why black people make the funniest jokes about being black, and so on: you need to have a deep understanding of the subject you’re speaking about before even ATTEMPTING to poke fun at it. Homophobes don’t care for gay people so their gay jokes fall flat because they fundamentally misunderstand the gay experience. Same reason no real nerd likes The Big Bang Theory.
We NEED a video on this guy VS the man who was raised by his grandparents.
Teddy deserves better than to endure that.
Nah, have this guy attempt to “move up” and work under the boss from corporate hell.
THAT WOULD BE EPIC
Starting off the comedy bit with "women cant cook nowadays" was wild ngl
Worse even, he starts it with "*girls* can't cook nowadays" 😭
Even worse, the segway into "MY GIRLFRIEND 🙄"
I like how the frozen dish had the potential to be a good joke but his delivery just kills it completely
Isn’t that true throughout?
The girlfriend was hilarious! Turning on the Food Channel was a hilarious "learn to cook, jerk" moment
Yes - thousands of spectators - the normal amount for stand up comedians
“…and then I would insult his intelligence” I hate that I laughed 😭
I like the implication that despite not being good at humor for “obvious reasons” he wants her to respond to his sketch not as another peer on equal par with him thus able to critique him nigh inarguably, but someone who might enjoy this sketch (which basically amounts to an amelia bedelia book)
I also like this sketch because he made up a completely fake scenario (technically about his girlfriend!) to describe the downfall of society. just like the sketch, everything that he thinks is over is all in his head
Hey, Amelia bedeLia CLASSIC!!!! Don't you dare put her on the same level as this @sshat .... that apple is to die for!😂😂
homestuck
Lmao not Amelia Bedelia 😭😭😭
Yeah, he doesn't want any criticism, just have his ego stroked.
“This is going to be an hour long set”
It wasn’t already?
i think theres something wrong with me, i chuckled on the frozen bit
That’s because it’s GOLD JERRY! GOLD!!
I could picture a deadpan, dry humour comedian pulling it off. Someone who's self aware ya know
Divorced of context, that is a funny joke.
I just like how it makes the woman sound funny and him like an asshole.
I chuckled when she turned on the food channel lmao
This man will have 4 Netflix specials and a JRE appearance by year's end.
He’ll complain he got cancelled and earn about 30 million off appearances and get a couple Netflix specials to show how cancelled we too
Sometimes it's better just to leave things as they are. I'd hate the idea of a Netflix special. I just like these low budget videos.
just the one Rogan appearance?
@@NowhereMan7 I hope you're following along with the joke.
@@NowhereMan7OP is talking about “traditional man” character - not the actual actor
My last boyfriend was an aspiring comedian. He was a little better than this. He once told me (genuinely) that his *biggest fear in life* was that I might be funnier than him.
you were definitely funnier than him if he said that to you
Imagine dating a loser like that...wow you were stupid. He was stupid too but damn.
@@demosthenes995 oof ouch owie
My headcanon for all these videos is that every guy in the videos (Warren, Brain, etc) are part of the same family, and they all meet together during the holidays.
Who's Brain?
@TheTotork the 30 year old dating an 18 year old
@@TheTotorkhe’s the 30 year old guy who’s dating the 18 year old in the videos
Well of course they are, they even look the same.
@@kyherman1902 I think the person you replied to was subtly trying to point out the spelling mistake 😅
(Brian instead of Brain 🧠)
0:44 The average Redditor would like to point out that "forte" is not pronounce "fort-ay," rather just "fort," because it has no accent over the 'e.'
On his defense, what kind of psycopath use forte in english, he sounds like some ilegal that just crossed the frontier the last month
It's "fohr-teh", with the stress on the o. Italian here. Italian word.
@@upsydaysy3042 wrong, the english word forte comes from french, where the e isn't pronounced. It's not the same as the italian word, which is also written the same
@@Yanmay851it’s Italian
@@donnabarrett2781 the musical term 'forte' (pronounced for-tay in english) is from italian, not word meaning 'someone's strong suit' which comes from french, those are two different words
Oh I've seen this one. He cheats on her and divorces her and she gets drunk and becomes one of the best comedians of all time!
Wait am I thinking of the right series?
MARVELOUS MRS MAISEL REFERENCE EEEEE
my first thought watching this!!!
Most other characters: getting redemption arcs
“Traditional” boyfriend: And I took that personally.
I have to watch these at 2x speed to make them bearable.
I just tried it and it helps😂 I love his videos because he really do so good but god I want to punch his characters😂
I'm always hesitant to leave a like out of fear the algorithm will start recommending the people these characters are based on.
I don't think it will. The algorithm is a smort boi
Oh gods, I didn’t think of this aspect 😂
Oh no, Megan didn't just have to put up with Lance and Donny. Also this guy. Wazzuuup 😭
@4:05 that's not just gold, that's Yukon Gold.
Megan was laughing hysterically at the fact that he thought he could do stand-up
Or he had a girlfriend
The thousands of people in the comedy club audience will have their minds blown by a first timer doing his hour of material. This will change comedy forever!
His girlfriend is hilarious
>online forum
>no reason to get offended
This guy goes to 4chan no doubt about it
nah he seems more like a redditor that wishes he was a 4channer
Finally representation!
I can tell just by the way you phrased this comment that you've never been on 4chan
Why hasn't Netflix picked up this comedian yet? He's the funniest man I've ever seen! Now I've never heard of "jokes" before, but this guy's great at them!
This guy NEEDS to get together with Caitlin Reilly to create the most realistic and slappable content possible.
She’s hasn’t uploaded since her candidate lost the presidential election.
@@curious1053 Oh, that's fucking hilarious.
i would love if they did full skits together and had other creators who make terrible characters in it too like a family show. thatd be amazing
@@curious1053 Her upload schedule on TH-cam has been every couple months since well before the election. Since she’s an actual actress with actual gigs outside her TikTok.
1:15 I deadass thought the video was gonna cut here and then I saw the time mark 😭
Why does it sound like she's been using satire on him this whole time and he's to thick to realise. Her behaviour is hilarious, cause she knows how to ROAST her husband😎ill see myself out
0:17 the dread I just felt
Ooh these are always such a pleasure to sit through.
I now feel really bad for Megan. Like is she okay? How’s her work environment
SHE NEEDS TO BE SAVED, ISN'T THERE SUPPOSED TO BE A MEGAN'S LAW?
this is the hardest one to watch yet. You seem to be outdoing yourself every time, great job!
He ain't "pursuing comedy," he's letting comedy get away
"That's some good stuff! Y'know, I know a place with an open mic night..."
The second he proposed the idea of a conservative comedy set I was like "oh so the only place that he's going to be able to perform is Joe Rogan's comedy club in Austin" and then he said comedy rocketship. somebody pour gatorade on me
Brother just robbed her of her own material. Switch to her delivering the jokes as her trolling her clueless boyfriend and everyone will be 🤣.
Megan was absolutely doing the "forced laugh to get the weird dude to leave" laugh.
Nah, she laughed her ass off at the very idea of this loser doing standup
I thought the implication was she found him so ridiculous from the get go that she couldn’t even keep composure for a second. In other words he’s too dumb to know when he’s being laughed at
Either that or megan wants to flirt with him
@@glubtier when a woman has a crush on a guy she often laughs at almost anything hes saying. Thats just how i interpret it.
The key part was that she laughed and immediately left. She was laughing at how bad he is.
turned on the food channel is end of a good joke
That girlfriend is hilarious
"that's gold Jerry, gold!"
This man is way too good at delivering as advertised. I’m sure he’s amazing in real life but I am filled with rage at the mere sight of him at this point.
I love the birds in the Grandma Moses painting. It always adds to these
You should do insecure or traditional boyfriend going to the gym. Getting upset by not being able to lift much, or getting outlifted by his girl. Complaining about her outfit being revealing
You know if she really wanted to help him prep, she could throw things at him during his bits so he's prepped for when the crowd inevitably turns on him
This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.
was it worth it?
I'd like to see him "off duty" as a regular guy.
why do i feel like ive read this comment multiple times before
@famlrnamemssng dude i swear ive seen this exact comment copied and pasted under every video he makes
@@perilousrange saw an interview with him, kinda weird seeing him out of character. His real name is “Jack Ryan” btw
Comedy routine summarized: Conservatives when wife
Our "Traditional man" has a very serious career as a best buy geek squad operator.
Bro, the acting skills you have are amazing
Is this the start of the divorce arc?
Support him! Encourage him to do this EXACT routine at an actual comedy club. Record it too, ya know, for when he's famous-
that comedy rocketship line was a sleeper dude 😂 that is golden
I didn't think this channel could break me any further, but here we are.
I actually shivered at ‘hour long set’
I like that he just askes her if she has time and doesnt give a reason until asked because of his implicit assumption that she should be willing to do whatever he wants just because he asked. Very slappable.
What an insane reading
You can be a stand-up comedian without insulting or belittling anyone amd you also need to actually be funny
This was one of the hardest ones to watch
Let's get one with him doing it on stage and lets get the audience reaction to see what he has to say 😂.
"Why didn't you tell me people wouldn't think it was funny?????"
His act is comedy gold. Just not the way he thinks it is.
This might be the first one I can’t watch all the way through. Which means you did an amazing job
The hand movements complete this
I love how him attempting comedy is the comedy routine itself
I can’t wait for everyone to start clapping for him and give him the key to the city and everyone wants to be his girlfriend.
She should encourage him so he actually ends up saying all that in front of a live audience at a comedy club
What modern “comedians” are missing is more Amelia Bedelia word play jokes. Man is sitting on a gold mine!
I think at this point I would just let him go on stage with what he has, let him see for himself
What comedy club has thousands of people in it? Even 200 is kind of optimistic.
my stomach fell when I saw the length of the video there is no way I am about to hear this man’s actual tight five
I showed this to my sister, she left before he even finished the bit. She said, “oh no, I know where this is going.” Hahaha
There's actually a very good chance my own Dad's foray into stand-up comedy was the harbinger that led to my Mom divorcing him
Oh no, apparently Joe Rogan didn't realize that this was satire and he just invited this comedian to headline at his comedy club in Austin next week.
Thank you for explaining the jokes as you went along cause I wouldn't have gotten it otherwise
Respectfully I don’t even think that rocket ship is even working, let alone getting off the ground ✋😭
Hell you know that saying if even if you shoot for the moon you’ll land somewhere among the stars. Bro’s just going to end up in the deep void of space
I got 2 mins in and my heart dropped when I realized I wasn’t even halfway through 😭
His face when he told her there’s no reason to get offended was so slappable!
yeah no he’s definitely on a rocket ship that’s for sure
but it’s the challenger.
i expected the video to end at 3:00 and there were two whole minutes left. thanks for improving my second hand cringe tolerance
The moment you said "comedy" I almost closed the tab. I have no idea how you can bear to play these characters so well uninterrupted like this.
I feel bad for the employees of the venue who'll have to listen to his act because they can't just leave
I love how well you demonstrated that the girlfriend is actually REALLY funny and good at sarcasm THROUGH the boyfriend being bad at being funny XDDD like, that was some genius level writing.
"And then I will insult his intelligence" 😂
this was a tough watch which in your case means it’s good
The traditional boyfriend either neglected to mention or repressed the fact that when Megan was laughing, she was pointing directly at his head.
the girlfriend has to be after a green card for putting up with this nonsense
or she's just making bad decisionsand sticking to 'em. shes as much to blame as the traditional boyfriend.
@@STEVEYTHEEXEEVEE "Traditional"
"pomme frites? That's gold."
Literally, in color at least!
Nah bro just say u hate ur gf DAMN 😭
Megan was laughing because she noticed his fly was down.
This guy is pretty funny. Only a true intellect could fully comprehend his comedic genius. A shame he is being dragged down by his GF. She could really learn a thing or two about comedy from him. And also learn how to cook.
It’s just too high-brow for most people, I guess.
I imagined the girlfriend playing dumb in the example as a way to get back at his arrogance. I imagine her over enunciating "T.....V.... Deen-aah?"
Delivery like Steve Martin. Very good!
This character is always great but I think this was the best one yet! Scarily accurate 😂 These poor men, us female folk are just too simple to understand their staggering intellect and brilliant wit, it's a real tragedy.
it's the incredibly annoying way he pronounces the whole word
poP tarT
I hate the way he talks soooo muchhhh