Often times actors will only pretend to eat food during a scene in case they need to do multiple takes. The fact that he is actually eating here speaks to his confidence in performing this role correctly on the first take - he's so good at being a piece of shit at this point
After an all nighter playing the switch trying to become a professional gamer...uh yeah, his wife needs to pick up the pace...or shes going to have a very much needed talk about responsibility.
@@Saifthebest01 Aha! So he puts in a grueling hour, from 11 - 12 then gets only an hour for a much needed lunch break? Yeah ... Then 4 solid hours until 5?!! Whoa!! His girlfriend needs to reassess her role in this relationship and try actually pulling her weight!
I thought it said “husband” instead of “boyfriend” and sighed in genuine relief at the fact that these fictional characters are not in a legal partnership. Phew
you really think Best Buy’s top salesman (for the month of February in the Garage Appliances Department) is gonna let himself get tied down that easily??
But as soon as HE is the sick one, he expects her to go to work, make soup for him, give him massages, give him medicine, clean up after him, etc. It's all about not putting effort in and having his demands met at the same time. Stay away from people like this, anyone who is worth your time will take care of you when you are sick and expect for you to do the same.
@@FordRangerClassicswhat??? Where have you gotten this information? My husband is legitimately the opposite of this guy. He likes his coffee cold and sweet, he brings me stuffies and pasta when I'm feeling sick, and he always considers us a team. You can absolutely find a good man, you just gotta look
I've heard stories about guys like this purposely puking anywhere because they know their girlfriend will clean it up, and they brag about it. I don't know how they get into relationships.
@@FordRangerClassicsbullshit. If my ex was sick I would've taken care of her until she's better. Clearly it didn't pan out but it was for reasons other than what you're talking about. 😂
I swear the fact he's mad at her having the flu, because he has to make his own breakfast makes my blood boil and the fact he's a "traditional man" yet doesn't even care to help his sick girlfriend is so on point😤
The perfect modern traditional man, playing the Nintendo switch with breakfast, just like our fathers read the morning paper. Adapting to modern times.
This guy manages to make the most annoying mouth noises, its a skill. As someone who gets super annoyed by those sounds, It seems like a balance between making them annoying, and making them too obvious that they’re no longer bothersome. EDIT: I almost included Misophonia in my comment but i ended up not, but it looks like evryone caught on lol
One of my sisters described a very similar conversation she had with her boyfriend at the time. We still laugh about how he cried when she kicked him out.
I’m watching this while having some god-forsaken illness. My husband is sick too. But on his way home from work, he brought me my favorite coffee, flowers, chocolates, and a card. Just to try and help me feel a little better. We’ve both been weakly doing the most necessary chores, but I know he’s doing more so I don’t have to. ❤️
If you eat sugary shit during cold, multiply the negative effects by 5. If you just eat healthy, multiply them by 3. Only drink water - by 2. Dont drink or eat / thats the fastest route to get healthy. I started getting better after 24 hrs dry fasting, ate and the healing effect reversed. Bcz immune system is 40% busy analyzing what you ate. Tested it many times, results are always the same
"Traditional" guy doesn't believe in marriage, according to a more recent video! Therefore, he doesn't need to worry about "in sickness and in health" ;)
These are the same dudes that truly think they'll end up getting an 18 year old beautiful, chaste girl that does whatever he says, doesn't work and just gives him babies whilst he has a body count of 50+, doesn't have a job and is an alcoholic.
Yeah, the bovine eating style matches quite well with his overall lifestyle - sitting around doing nothing all day and having everything provided for him.
1:36 "You want me to do a tiny little helpful thing for you because you're sick, since I only have to work 5 hours today? Well, there's a funny story about that-you see, I don't wanna."
You almost made me hit my monitor out of hatred, I swear to god. I had to keep reminding myself I was looking at a screen. Also, this character's habit of going, "Ookaaaaaaaay..." is the icing on the slappable cake.
On one hand, I love how good these skits are and how well you capture the characters. On the other hand this is painful to sit through because of the previous reasons. Excellent job 10/10.
Absolutely fascinated by your characters and genuinely want to ask where you study such individuals for these videos? These feel like personal encounters witnessed first hand. Do you observe a community and roll up the most common traits into one pure embodiment of those traits? Or have you had friends of friends discuss such experiences to the point you can confidently... satirize the behavior, in a sense? You're doing an incredible job with your craft regardless of the how.
Remember that retail has you on your feet. 11-5 without at least 15 minutes off is insane. Where I am, you get a half hour off for 6 hours, they don’t give 15 minutes until you’re on 9 hours and need a second break. But yeah, an hour’s insane. It would piss you off knowing you could have been home earlier but have to spend a whole hour through the back twiddling your thumbs.
Lets not act like it isn't still work. It's a lot easier than 8 hours but retail can be tough for how low it pays. Though, it's definitely not so grueling he can't clean up when he gets home.
Incredible how you only script half the conversation and it's *still* so effective. And I just about lost it when he complained about waking up "early."
I'm sick rn and was just minutes ago thinking about how nice it would be to have someone who would help me get water or a heat pad, but this has made me count my blessings again. I'd rather faint into my puke bucket than live with someone like that 😷
I worked at best buy for 3 days when I was a teen it was the worst work experience of my life. They stuck me on a computer for nearly the entire 3 days and didn’t tell me anything, then didn’t even notice I didn’t come back after lunch 😂
I force myself to watch these when I think I'm too tired to cook, or clean or plan lessons. It's always a terrific and haunting reminder of how much of a shit I would end up being if I started slacking off. Thanks!
I love the way he inflects his questions as if you’re being crazy and he’s a Redditor responder. I half expect him to say something like: “Explain that one, Atheists.”
@@GldnClaw black coffee is the most bitter tasting drink meant to pair with something sweet like a crepe, or a donut, eggs and toast to be generous. not something savory. I can’t imagine how his mouth feels
Usually because they were raised to accept it. Tell a girl her whole life that her purpose and duty is to loyally serve her husband, even if he's not pulling his own weight as a "traditional man", and they don't realize they have other options until it's too late.
Nothing wrong with being attracted to traditional people, as long as they are willing to "switch the roles" from time to time when it's needed and pull their own weight in regards to the traditional role.
A traditional man would have an income to support a family of at least 4, be in decent shape and have many skills to maintain the house like woodworking and would protect their wife and family no matter what. That’s the bare minimum for a traditional man so why wouldn’t some women be attracted to that?
@redbush5483 because most guys can't do that. It is sad that grown ass adults can't even do the bare minimum to maintain their house and their bodies. Most guys and girls need to grow up. Being 18 doesn't make you an adult. Having your own place, being responsible with your payments, and knowing basic stuff to maintain them is what makes you a grown-up. NOT MATURITY.
I just wanna say I really appreciate you man. Everyday this character Manchild Husband, and Manipulative Husband (Who Cheated) remind me why- on matter how lonely it gets- I can never go back to my ex and I can never lower my standards to that level ever again.
I love that the breakfast “I prepared myself” is reheated takeout pizza.
At least he's being proper and using a knife and fork … that he will refuse to wash.
I know, why isn’t she making homemade pizza? 😕
The fact it’s probably not even reheated 😂
@@maxsxsx10211 if he’s just eating it cold because he couldn’t work the microwave that’s even better.
@maxsxsx10211 Honestly though leftover pizza tastes better without being reheated
Often times actors will only pretend to eat food during a scene in case they need to do multiple takes. The fact that he is actually eating here speaks to his confidence in performing this role correctly on the first take - he's so good at being a piece of shit at this point
Omg great observation, you’re right
or he just really likes pizza
Half the pizzas missing he might’ve done multiple takes
@@centurionpan3400 Because that's supposed to be reheated leftover pizza.
@@TontoquienloleationI think they mean the slice has been cut into
a five-hour "grueling" shift.
the poor guy has to wake up early to make his 11 am shift
11 - 5. Isn't that a 6 hour shift? Which would make it even 'Gruelinger.'
After an all nighter playing the switch trying to become a professional gamer...uh yeah, his wife needs to pick up the pace...or shes going to have a very much needed talk about responsibility.
@@Shasta69lunch break
@@Saifthebest01 Aha! So he puts in a grueling hour, from 11 - 12 then gets only an hour for a much needed lunch break? Yeah ... Then 4 solid hours until 5?!! Whoa!! His girlfriend needs to reassess her role in this relationship and try actually pulling her weight!
I can't believe he put that cold pizza on his plate all by himself. He's so brave.
I thought it said “husband” instead of “boyfriend” and sighed in genuine relief at the fact that these fictional characters are not in a legal partnership. Phew
Same lmao
I did the same! I hope.we get to see her dump him
.... yet. The Slappaverse is ever evolving
😂😂😂😂
you really think Best Buy’s top salesman (for the month of February in the Garage Appliances Department) is gonna let himself get tied down that easily??
But as soon as HE is the sick one, he expects her to go to work, make soup for him, give him massages, give him medicine, clean up after him, etc. It's all about not putting effort in and having his demands met at the same time. Stay away from people like this, anyone who is worth your time will take care of you when you are sick and expect for you to do the same.
That's America's typical man nowadays. Or at least how they want to see themselves, but they honestly can't afford to
@@FordRangerClassicswhat??? Where have you gotten this information? My husband is legitimately the opposite of this guy. He likes his coffee cold and sweet, he brings me stuffies and pasta when I'm feeling sick, and he always considers us a team. You can absolutely find a good man, you just gotta look
@@lilycloud510 you missed the point so badly yet you see it somehow in action
I've heard stories about guys like this purposely puking anywhere because they know their girlfriend will clean it up, and they brag about it. I don't know how they get into relationships.
@@FordRangerClassicsbullshit. If my ex was sick I would've taken care of her until she's better. Clearly it didn't pan out but it was for reasons other than what you're talking about. 😂
Bro thinks that 6 hours at Best Buy is the equivalent of a 25 hour work day in the mines
He said 5 hour shift though, implying an hour unpaid lunch break
@@pucamisc That makes a lot more sense actually
Bro acts like he's coming home after a long day of laying railroad tracks
"25 hour" "day" something isn't adding up
@@robyourchez The joke is that that would literally be more work than is physically possible. Or that this is persona 3
I swear the fact he's mad at her having the flu, because he has to make his own breakfast makes my blood boil and the fact he's a "traditional man" yet doesn't even care to help his sick girlfriend is so on point😤
And by make his own breakfast, he means he had to find that piece of pizza in the fridge. And maybe microwave it, if he was feeling extra fancy.
why not two points?
He's a traditional man, but she works too.
Why you take it so personal? lol
@@fluffbuck3t I meant *on point*
thats a comically large coffee mug
I’m trying to compensate for something
I think you mean coffee bowl with a handle...
Awfully hot coffee pot
+@@igoryanga Should I drop it on Donald Trump?
@@kindauncoolprolly’ not!
The perfect modern traditional man, playing the Nintendo switch with breakfast, just like our fathers read the morning paper. Adapting to modern times.
This guy manages to make the most annoying mouth noises, its a skill.
As someone who gets super annoyed by those sounds, It seems like a balance between making them annoying, and making them too obvious that they’re no longer bothersome.
EDIT: I almost included Misophonia in my comment but i ended up not, but it looks like evryone caught on lol
Dude I don’t understand why so many people legit eat like this. It’s so obnoxious and gross
Welcome to having misophonia. I almost couldn't watch this video.
@@JustACuteFox Yes! Same! Is that what hatred of eating noises is called? I've never actually taken the time to look it up!
@@JustACuteFox Yep. I felt so HOSTILE towards the useless boyfriend in this video. Very stabby!
and he does it at a pace so calm but not yet slow, how are you chill being this much of an ahh.
One of my sisters described a very similar conversation she had with her boyfriend at the time. We still laugh about how he cried when she kicked him out.
Good for her, I hope she has a person who is worthy of her
@@isisruiz598 She did. She and the new fella are getting married this coming June and I adore the young man.
@GnomePickles please tell her that an internet stranger said congrats
@@isisruiz598 Will do, and thank you.
“Agree to disagree” about HER INTENTIONS IN ASKING FOR THE LOCATION OF THE SUGAR
Because he can't be entitled to his opinion? So much for the tolerant left!
Because he drinks his coffee black like a real man, so how would he know 😤😤😤
Imagine feeling like you're less of a man bc your gf asked you where the sugar is
She was clearly trying to emasculate her hard-working husband by asking him where the sugar is and if he could clean! Where does this lady get off?
Such entitlement from her right?
She gets off at the next stop.
If she kept the kitchen organized, duh!
Boy...boyfriend
with this man? i dont think she does
I’m watching this while having some god-forsaken illness. My husband is sick too. But on his way home from work, he brought me my favorite coffee, flowers, chocolates, and a card. Just to try and help me feel a little better.
We’ve both been weakly doing the most necessary chores, but I know he’s doing more so I don’t have to. ❤️
If you eat sugary shit during cold, multiply the negative effects by 5. If you just eat healthy, multiply them by 3. Only drink water - by 2. Dont drink or eat / thats the fastest route to get healthy. I started getting better after 24 hrs dry fasting, ate and the healing effect reversed. Bcz immune system is 40% busy analyzing what you ate. Tested it many times, results are always the same
i hope youre happy together for a very long time ❤️
If this man becomes an actor we're doomed, I genuinely might fight the cinema screen
same. see you on the inside
Make room for me
This is just a character, this is just a character, this is just a character this is jus- *rocking back and forth*
Wait till this guy finds out about "in sickness and in health"
He'll think it only applies when he's sick
He already does, that's why his dear wife has to do the chores a woman should even when sick /s
"Traditional" guy doesn't believe in marriage, according to a more recent video! Therefore, he doesn't need to worry about "in sickness and in health" ;)
The small details of the presumably leftover pizza and nintendo switch are just the cherry on top 🤣
This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever!
Character?
@@theslappablejerk holy shit hes stuck someone help him get out of character
@@theslappablejerk responding to the bot comment is crazy..
@@Kirbystorm357 I think he gets reset to a new character everytime someone slaps him
@@viiranen someone slap him until we get Teddy back
0:17 it's funny how he just unknowingly treats himself as dead weight
“Traditional man” really is the most slappable character for me. Every single one infuriates me to no end
Work at 11
“Waking up early” 😂😂😂
Wow. His tone, the way he looks at her, the passive aggressive comments-it’s giving barely disguised hatred
The squeaks, the swallows, the smacks… a masterclass in acting. Well done again.
is it just me or does he have a slight undertone of being a supervillain expecting the hero to walk into his evil layer so he can explain his plans
All of his layers are evil, from epidermis on in.
lair
Julliard pls employ this man to teach Method Acting
Bro, you're too good at acting... The RAGE I felt 😂😂
I honestly have a hard time finishing these, you are phenomenal at acting and truly make me want to punch the character
Hey now, restrain yourself, you're only meant to slap😂
This was a grueling two minutes. Nicely done.
Why is a "traditional man" apparently living with his girlfriend?
He's only traditional when it helps him.
@@tobybartels8426 I guess that's somewhat traditional.
@@jdotoz : True, there's nothing more traditional than defining the tradition for your own benefit!
The point is he is not a traditional man. He just wants the benefits of a traditional woman.
Because they're always the biggest hypocrites.
These are the same dudes that truly think they'll end up getting an 18 year old beautiful, chaste girl that does whatever he says, doesn't work and just gives him babies whilst he has a body count of 50+, doesn't have a job and is an alcoholic.
You are depressingly correct.
@Glimmerling nah hes not, 50 different girls would never sleep with this loser
You nailed the eating like a cow
You mean bull? Saying I eat like a “cow” is very emasculating 😕
Yeah, the bovine eating style matches quite well with his overall lifestyle - sitting around doing nothing all day and having everything provided for him.
You’ve really outdone yourself with this character.
So he's a traditional man but he can't pay for a maid, something isn't adding up here
Yeah, traditionally working class men could afford a maid, it's a well known fact
And a nanny, and a chauffer @@chumbucket6184
Thats why he's not a traditional man, but a "traditional man"
No you see he married the maid. That’s good money management
The opening of this man child on his Nintendo Switch as his wife has the flu infuriated me.
It's just a bit.
It's just a bit.
It's just a bit.
It's just a bit.
Oooooo the acting is too good. The violence I feel is unreal 🤣 the name of the channel is so on point
A 5 hour grueling shift. 😂
1:36
"You want me to do a tiny little helpful thing for you because you're sick, since I only have to work 5 hours today? Well, there's a funny story about that-you see, I don't wanna."
You almost made me hit my monitor out of hatred, I swear to god. I had to keep reminding myself I was looking at a screen.
Also, this character's habit of going, "Ookaaaaaaaay..." is the icing on the slappable cake.
The fork and knife for the pizza 😂
Can we have satisfaction that the Woman finally dumps him?! Please😂
This is the most slappable yet.
Then a couple hours later he goes “I think I caught what you have 🤒”
I know we’re gonna see this man in the big screen; i swear
Sir you are a fine actor you invoke a feeling of rage with this character
On one hand, I love how good these skits are and how well you capture the characters. On the other hand this is painful to sit through because of the previous reasons. Excellent job 10/10.
I miss Teddy
The strangest part of it all is that men like this really do exist and women really do form relationships with them
Man some of these characters induce a rage I never knew I could feel before 😅
Absolutely fascinated by your characters and genuinely want to ask where you study such individuals for these videos? These feel like personal encounters witnessed first hand. Do you observe a community and roll up the most common traits into one pure embodiment of those traits? Or have you had friends of friends discuss such experiences to the point you can confidently... satirize the behavior, in a sense? You're doing an incredible job with your craft regardless of the how.
If a married a dude and he was like that, insant divorce
I pray she doesn't marry this guy. I can't even understand why she's dating him.
At least he was calm during the conversation 🥲
The mug. The pizza. The resentment. This is a masterpiece.
Is it me or is that like a comically big coffee cup
God why do I keep coming back to these they physically hurt
11-5 with a lunch break sounds insane. It's basically a day off where you make some cash.
It's really unfair though because it's in the second half of the day.
Remember that retail has you on your feet. 11-5 without at least 15 minutes off is insane. Where I am, you get a half hour off for 6 hours, they don’t give 15 minutes until you’re on 9 hours and need a second break. But yeah, an hour’s insane. It would piss you off knowing you could have been home earlier but have to spend a whole hour through the back twiddling your thumbs.
Lets not act like it isn't still work. It's a lot easier than 8 hours but retail can be tough for how low it pays. Though, it's definitely not so grueling he can't clean up when he gets home.
Honestly, it's insane to think working less than 9 hours a day in construction is lazy in, and of itself.
@@MarthanCrowl 9 hours in construction is tough but I work part time in retail and trust me a 5 hour shift really ain't bad.
Incredible how you only script half the conversation and it's *still* so effective. And I just about lost it when he complained about waking up "early."
For some of these videos the comments are just as fascinating as the content itself.
I wanna see the Phantom Thieves dive into some of these characters' heads and force them to realize what kind of people they are
A persona 5 reference? Here? I never saw it coming...
5 entire hours and you expect him to vacuum for 25 minutes?
The reason I have trouble watching these is that you are too good at it
Nothin like coffee and leftover pizza to start the day 🌞
of all your skits, nothing has pissed me off more than hearing you chew 😂
The icing on this aggravating cake were all the loud eating sounds! 🙉
I'm sick rn and was just minutes ago thinking about how nice it would be to have someone who would help me get water or a heat pad, but this has made me count my blessings again. I'd rather faint into my puke bucket than live with someone like that 😷
It's always the guy that works the Best buy or something equivalent lol
Girl. I don’t know why I torture myself with your videos. I can tell you’re doing a great job because I constantly want to throw hands.
I worked at best buy for 3 days when I was a teen it was the worst work experience of my life. They stuck me on a computer for nearly the entire 3 days and didn’t tell me anything, then didn’t even notice I didn’t come back after lunch 😂
Say what you want but the man knows how to get himself a delicious breakfast
The chewing is gonna make my blood vessels burst
Poor guy had to reheat pizza and call it breakfast before his brutal 11 am shift.
This is my new favourite series on your channel. Never stop!
I force myself to watch these when I think I'm too tired to cook, or clean or plan lessons. It's always a terrific and haunting reminder of how much of a shit I would end up being if I started slacking off. Thanks!
It's the Switch at the table for me
5 hours? He truly is a WORKING man! I wouldn't survive such shift.
Love the start with the Nintendo switch lmao. The most traditional hobbies of all: Gaming
28 second. I managed to hold out for 28 seconds before pausing and writing this. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
😂😂😂
The mouth sounds are SENDING ME
I love the way he inflects his questions as if you’re being crazy and he’s a Redditor responder. I half expect him to say something like: “Explain that one, Atheists.”
I really hope that any woman who has a husband / boyfriend like this leaves asap. At that point it´s better to be alone...
Black coffee and pizza is the most psychotic shit i've ever seen
Tell me more. I know nothing about coffee pairing rules (I'm LDS).
@@GldnClaw black coffee is the most bitter tasting drink meant to pair with something sweet like a crepe, or a donut, eggs and toast to be generous. not something savory. I can’t imagine how his mouth feels
It's a great hangover breakfast.
Now imagine he didn’t even reheat the pizza
@@hannahschneyder6651 you're wrong.
No jury would convict her
I get so irate watching these videos and yet I keep coming back to them. Why am I doing this to myself.
This is the epitome of “saying it calmly doesn’t make you less of an asshole for it”
You got a natural gift to rustle jimmies
It baffles me why people are still attracted to “traditional” people
they like their food being paid for
Usually because they were raised to accept it. Tell a girl her whole life that her purpose and duty is to loyally serve her husband, even if he's not pulling his own weight as a "traditional man", and they don't realize they have other options until it's too late.
Nothing wrong with being attracted to traditional people, as long as they are willing to "switch the roles" from time to time when it's needed and pull their own weight in regards to the traditional role.
A traditional man would have an income to support a family of at least 4, be in decent shape and have many skills to maintain the house like woodworking and would protect their wife and family no matter what. That’s the bare minimum for a traditional man so why wouldn’t some women be attracted to that?
@redbush5483 because most guys can't do that. It is sad that grown ass adults can't even do the bare minimum to maintain their house and their bodies.
Most guys and girls need to grow up. Being 18 doesn't make you an adult. Having your own place, being responsible with your payments, and knowing basic stuff to maintain them is what makes you a grown-up. NOT MATURITY.
I feel bad bc this guy is so smart and hilarious and does a great job making these skits.... but my blood literally boils just seeing his face now 😭
this character pisses me off more than any other character, hes just SO hypocritical
Wow… he’s a just so… Slappable
*GASP* Oh my god! That's why they call him that....!
So he looks down on her for not working yet also wants her not to work
Black coffee w leftover reheated pizza, breakfast of champs 😂
Damn pop off to the man who pulling off the skit. his acting is real af, it’s almost frightening cuz it reminds me of my own pop
I aspire to be as traditional as this man.
Dude, you're so good at acting. So good. Keep it up!
Slappable indeed.
Borderline punchable.
Black coffee and pizza is an insane combo
I just wanna say I really appreciate you man. Everyday this character Manchild Husband, and Manipulative Husband (Who Cheated) remind me why- on matter how lonely it gets- I can never go back to my ex and I can never lower my standards to that level ever again.
My blood pressure is high just watching this