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jamie oliver diss 20 seconds in
this is definitely an uncle roger video
fr
I loved that. I find many many things delightfully amusing, but it is rare that I really laugh. That made me laugh. It was so unexpected as I rarely watch Uncle Roger.
Unfortunately channel 4 in UK have put olive oil back on 😢😢
😂
The roasts will continues until he's responding 😂
Convict: Ever had prison food before?
Roger: Yes, it called Jamie's Italian
Jamie is gonna get roasted regardless of his relevance in any video😂
But what would you rather have? 😂😂
Im starting to feel like Jamie Oliver looks more and more mentally messed up. He got bullied as a kid, now he get bullied as an adult :S And its endless, on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. You can literally see it in his face if you watch old videos and his newer videos how hes no longer happy.
Gotta respect the consistency 😂
@@DK_1983 mans still worth millions and is generally respected outside the online community. Plus he's not bad if you don't care about taste or authenticity 😂
we gotta start asking if jamie olivers ok
Larry is a great ex-con he tries his hardest to talk to young kids to keep them from going to prison by scaring them by telling them what he saw in prison
That's nice. His smile and patience showed some of that.
Yup, if you’re not careful, you’ll be living in a van down by the river!
larry is nothing but big talk and bullshit stories
@@colonelbbq how sheltered are you?
@@harkennu seeing him tell nothing but tall tales and lies on PKA, getting called out for it by the hosts and him threatening to fight them has told me all i need to know about him
As a former correctional officer, I can attest to the talents of the inmate to create amazing food with only commissary goods.
It was not illegal for the inmates to make spreads, birthday cakes, all sorts of amazing things.
I did my job, but I learned that human brings don't need a lot to be creative. Good show Uncle Roger!
It's quite nice that this is actually allowed. They can use their Creativity, get better Food and do something against their Boredom which probably makes shady Stuff less likely to happen 👍🏻
I think maybe I should look more into those Prison Recipes. Quite interesting
ive actually heard that in some prisons its not actually allowed....they had rules where if were combinng things that needs the use some something u couldnt buy off commasairy and got caught it was a write up or hole depending what it was unless u had a cool guard or got premission
@@imwithyou38 depends on the facility. This "recipe" would never happen in my facility. No cardboard, No access to fresh vegetables and the doritos bag is a potential weapon so not sold in commissary. There is a commissary only version of this which is actually closer to an actual pizza and I'm really wishing I remembered how it was made. It did start with the ramen noodles though.
My mom has been to jail and prison she was a meth addict and my bf has been to jail many times
Andy has ultimate ZEN in his videos so chill . I didn't realize he has a excellent sense of humor too lol. Roger and Andy have a funny as dynamic funny to watch . Cheers Uncles
He's just Australian. Although that level of chill for an Aussie without alcohol is pretty impressive.
Uncle Roger there calling Andy ex convict,when he's the one wearing the orange prison shirt 😂😂
right 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
That's not pizza. But if that dude was in my face and said that it's pizza, it's pizza!!!
u make do in prison bud. it's pizza in spirit. and the effort is certainly there. "all things digested share a similar hue"
@@molochfrolics8443 Why wouldn't you just call it "nachos"?
"Pizza is whatever you say, sir."
Still not pizza😂
Larry would not hurt you he would lecture you
Uncle Roger should really collab with Larry Lawton. The guy was the biggest kewel thief in the US, spent over a decade in prison and now makes great videos. Wholesome and full of epic and strange stories
Roger x Lawton Ramen collab
@@smalltime0 Ramun*
Larry talks so much, it would end up sounding like two aunties arguing.
Need the Uncle roger x Daddy Lawton collab
"spent over a decade in prison" Small time, actually.
Larry floating by in the background talking about "theyre either stabbin' someone or sellin' their ass...."
didnt expect that. It came out so casually
I'm not going to lie, I've been out of prison for almost 7 years. I STILL make certain prison foods to this day. Wet burritos, what we called "dips" or "spreads". I make a "pizza" but it's nothing like this. I use ritz and saltiness crackers to make the crust. My favorite thing to make then and still now were desserts. Ice cream sandwiches, (yes with some ingenuity, you can make ice cream in jail and/or prison)..strawberry shortcake (minus the whipped topping), cinnamon roll cakes. That was my hustle in prison. My family got me shoes, a TV, and sent enough for hygiene every month. That's it. So, I had to hustle.
@@KhaozVoid You've been through it bro🔥🔥
Bro... Spread is good as hell.. Make it with the coffee pot ?
Now if you could only get shabangs on the outside for less than the 10-15 dollar rip off. Closest approximation i've found is the Zapp's Voodoo
@@KhaozVoid Honestly all I can think of how absurd that is. Treating prisoners like human beings works way better in preventing recidivism. Norway is a perfect example. :/
@@Jasper_rnj meh, I got nobody to blame but myself for that.
I've been in Finnish prison for a bit and it's really fucking odd how there are so many drugs inside. "there are more drugs inside than outside" is very much true. 20 hours locked in, 4 hours outside of the cells yet the shit moved like crazy. 6 years clean btw \o/
@@Tatefail Finland mentioned!!🇫🇮🦅
@@lentobiisoni Suomi perkele etc.. 😀 Torille.
Very high demand (tons of drug users who are in for possession, distribution or crime driven by their addiction) and people who are willing to pay top dollar just to get an escape from their current situation, it makes a lot of sense. There’s also a large financial incentive for prison officers to smuggle the stuff in, since most of them don’t get paid very well.
@@Sniperboy5551 Kinda figured. And my sentence was just for some shit I did in 2017 so it wasn't for long. Luckily I wasn't using when I went in because it was way too easy to fuck up your life again.. :D
Put a bunch of crims and junkies in one place. Go figure.
"Have you ever had Prison food "
"Yeah its called Jamie's Italian"
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE🤣🤣🤣
emotional damage! 😂
The guy's GF just going "YOU NEVER SELL ME YOUR ASS!" Got me off guard lmaoooo
You don't know Babe from Andycooks?
nah calling her "Babe" is more natural
real
0:20 Emotional Damage!! 😂
Andy imitating Uncle Roger at the end in the Bloopers is gold 😂
My son spent some time in USP Atlanta and I used to visit him often. I can tell you, that prison is one of the most dirty, dank and corrupt places I've ever been. My son told me there were were even guns! In prison! Most of the talks we had and the letters he wrote were usually pretty dark in tone, but he was always excited to share with me the "culinary creations" he would make. Most of it sounded gross to me lol, but it made him happy. Food, even bad food is one of very few comforts locked up.
There's a reason why submarines are said to have the best food in the Navy. Deployments can last for as long as the ketchup supply does
What? Prison is not a nice place? Thats unbelievable
@@C0nzilla prisons in Germany are like 5* hotels
@@nocci8516 You're confusing Germany with countries like Norway, German prisons obviously aren't remotely as bad as US prisons but they are still closer to the average of rich European countries in general than to the Northern European countries.
@@ms.tiadaniel8415 the guy in the video, Larry Lawton, actually spent most of his 14 year sentence in USP Atlanta. He has a whole series talking about his experiences in prision, and it very much lines up with your comment: the corruption, violence and straight up torture they subject the prisioners to. Dark stuff
‘Generous pistol’ and ‘Honest Machete’ are great euphemisms 😂
Literally went and googled what euphemism is gosh.
@@veronicageorge8879 Haha happy to educate
Generous Pistol is my OF name
Furious Pistol... Great Song!
Terraria prefixes 😂😂
Nothing weak about going sober. Congrats man
It takes a strong person to be sober.
I think he knows that; it's a joke.
Of course it's a joke, but he could have easily come back to Uncle Roger with, 'why you so weak, you need alcohol?'
a sober mind is a powerfull weapon
I know quite a few people who have gotten sober over the years and I'm so proud that they keep going. It's an uphill battle and anyone trying needs to have a good support system. If anyone else needs to hear this, you are doing a phenomenal job doing your best to be sober.
@@kyeoptawerk93ah i have pass the same way ; being sober gives life a whole different aspect , believe it or not , alcohol is like a glue that slows you down and make you dumb , you will be faster and smarter without it , NO DOUBT
The collabs we neeeedd!!!!! Andy & Uncle Roger!
They called it pizza out of desperation.
Uncle Roger: "Why nobody sponsor Uncle Roger?"
Mila: _h a i y a a_
😂😂😂
What about expressvpn
Sasa also.
Wow what a collab!! Hoping for more uncle Andy in the future
I hope so too
andy's no uncle yet , still nephew
@@Kalimbala-Shakari Uncle Andy is in the title, is it only honorific? 😅
@@Kalimbala-Shakarihe earned his uncle title from the Hainan Chicken Rice cooking 😊
Uncle Andy's expressions are so wholesome. Would really love to see more of him here!
Yay Collab with Andy! Lets go!
I haven't been to prison but in jail we used to make a thing using spicy sausage (shelf stable but not summer sausage) instant ramen and a few other things plus hot water. It was all just shelf stable things, never fresh veggies. It was in a plastic bag but I don't recall it being a trash bag.
Been waiting for this collab for a while, did not disappoint.
I ain't never been to prison, but I'm assuming another reason for the bag is so he can reuse the box.
Makes sense.
@@jordy8059 box is VERY hard to come by in prison. If you get one, you got to keep that 😮😝🤣
You can also rinse out the bag to reuse.
@@lilithcampbell2112 😐
@@gearoidoconnell5729 I think that one flew right over his head 🫣🥴😝
"Cheese yellower than me"🤣
I wonder whether all yellow cheese and cheese-like yellow substances use annatto seed for the yellow. It’s cheap, it’s safe (except that a very few people are allergic to it!). It’s also superfluous because cheese isn’t naturally that yellow!
Soak annatto seeds in alcohol and much of the color dissolves in the alcohol. You can use the yellow alcohol as a wood stain on pale types of wood… if you want the wood to look sort of like cheese. Exposure to strong light including UV will make the color fade.
Yes, I have actually made small pieces of furniture with cheese-colored pale wood.
"onion - not really correct for pizza"
and i took that personally
@@murfad I'm from Italy and I'm with you! My favourite pizza will always be a Margherita base, with canned tuna and onions on top! 😂
@@NeroMidian That sounds really good
@@Khaynizzle7 It really is!
@@NeroMidian tonno & cipolla, delicious!
@@cawashka Tonno & cipolla is life!!! ❤️
At this point Uncle Roger just needs to keep talking about this achievements from 20 years ago and make more grunting noises and he’ll be the perfect Asian uncle to me 😂
I Googled Andy, and it looks like Australia is trying to claim another kiwi as an Australian again.
Right?? I thought immediately that he sounded kiwi!!
I get dissing Jamie but Nick catching strays?!?😂😂😂 wasn’t ready for that 🤣🤣🤣
"if it burn down, he get freedom" 💀💀💀 I'm deceased
That's the second possibility of a fire
2:41 Not Uncle Nick catching strays
9:16 "Some people like it hard" 😭💀People in prison are wild
Uncle Andy and uncle Roger, sharing their last brain cells in the bloopers 😂😂😂
Uncle Roger: There's going to be micro plastic in that pizza. Guest: Like drinking Prime. 💀
Uncle Roger in prison reviewing Jamie's videos😂😂
Never can miss an uncle Rodger weejiu 😂
I'm sixteen min late
Agreed weejiu
I have yet to watch an Uncle Roger video and not just about die laughing my ass off. 😂😂😂😂
"If it don't burn down you get pizza, If it burn down you get freedom"
got me rolling on the floor
I was literally just watching the video where Andy got his uncle title
"They let me out for the day" 😂
Uncle Andy is such a nice guy, he smiles all the time and gives out positive vibes!
The fact that he disses Jamie olive oil within the first 30 seconds of the video is priceless, but then he one UPS himself by actually trying the prison pizza, Uncle Rodger I give props to you, I couldn't even be in the same building while that was being melted all together
10:31 4 minutes in the microwave, but 2.5 years to prep.
My God, the banter between these 2 is gold. Give us more
Lol it literally is just nachos!!! Love the collab I was laughing
Uncle Andy is sooo gentle here and just rooolls with it 😂❤
"my beloved MSG" is what uncle Roger would actually say if he were a convict
For everyone wondering, it took Nigel 19 seconds to mention Jamie Oliver.
I've seen that TH-cam video before. It's pretty amazing how they get so creative with food in prison.
4:13 what an underrated joke that was from Uncle Roger 😂😂😂😂
I was really hoping Larry would actually be in the video when I saw him in the thumbnail. We need an uncle Roger and uncle Larry video now
In all honesty I'm pretty sure he's scared of Larry and I cant fault him for that
Larrys a fantastic dude but that's just because we know him. Anyone else thou they see his rap sheet and probably back off. Vary few people let alone youtubers have a rap sheet around his level. He was a vary vary successful stick up man and mastermind after all. He was a big time criminal, not just some rando who got a normal charge. worst part is he looks like it to.
This would be like doing a video with Micheal Francies (not on same level but best comparison i could think of) about Italian food. If I was uncle rogers and didn't know he completely reformed decades ago i would quite literally shit my pants in fear.
Great way to start my morning. Laughing and smiling with two great content creators and youtubers ❤❤ thank you.
Andy's mic check impression of Roger was ridiculousy good.
I worked in a prison for 7 years and I saw a lot of ingenious cooking.
I've seen ex cons make things that actually look edible
For example if they were actually making pizza they would crush the chips with some water for a crust and get some cheese sticks instead of canned cheese
To be fair, Larry was a convicted jewel thief so there was no way they would have given him actual pizza. Dude was in a few different prisons too.
Oooh. "Babe" being there at the end was a great little detail 😂😂😂
"Getting a diamond for your wife is going to be the 3rd biggest steal... I MEAN PURCHASE! you're going to make in your life." Gotta love Larry 😄
Larry is a good guy, love his videos I'd love to see more people review his prison cooking videos
6:38 NAHHH THAT'S SUCH A GOOD ONE
Uncle Roger called Jamie Oliver for this. But Jamie Oliver refuse it.
Haiyaa 😂😂😂😂😂
I've never been to prison, but I have been in the culinary world for most of my life. If stored properly a garbage bag is a food safe surface. I would imagine without the garbage bag the box would absorb too much grease and be flimsy
Ok Karen.
@@karentarin3235 Yeah, this. Thinking about all that grease going in the cardboard. Plus, if the food budget is tight and it's hard to come by calories that taste good, they're gonna wanna eat all of that somehow.
I'd imagine it's fine to eat off of, but putting it in a microwave is a whole different story. Lots of plastics melt when exposed to heat, it smelling like plastic is a sign that it's giving off chemicals that are probably not healthy to breathe in. In prison they have no other choice if they want to reuse the box later, but yeah avoid microwaving any plastic that isn't explicitly labeled as microwave-safe.
U know plastic burns right? It's basic science
Well i hope you go to prison
1:03 it’s like saying jamie’s food but it’s not really food
“How does cheese cook up? He thinks cheese defy law of gravity?” 😂😂
I haven’t seen any of your videos before only your shorts and this is amazing😭
Welcome to this madness, 😂😂😂.
13:53 TREK ONE TOO TREE =))))
The two best uncles. Roger and Andy! Wooohoo! And bumsecks jokes.😂
Uncle Roger soon gonna be jailed also! He forget apologising to the children!
Omfg this is the crossover I didn't know I needed. Two of my favorite content creators. Larry Lawton and Uncle Rodger.
4:00
Wait, WHAT?!
Pizza comes in SOOOOO MANY DIFFERENT varieties. What does he mean onions are NOT CORRECT for pizza?
Sure, you don't put onions on all kinds of pizzas. But there are some pizzas that are always made with onions.
Another incredible video I bet Jamie is crying right now
I love these twos collabs, Andy just laughs at everything uncle Roger says and it’s so funny
i have no idea how one looks at a tray of nachos and goes "hmmm pizza"
On the plus side, it's already in a plastic bag, so you can throw it away easier.
desperation
God this was haleriousssss. Andy is always such a class act of a fella big up boys more videos together please you two compliment eachother so well .
9:29 rare seeing uncle Roger get roasted back 😂 Good one
A crossover we've been waiting! Delivered beautifully with a hint of microplastics😁
Bro roasted jamie so hard with that have u ever ate prison food and uncle roger was like yea it called jamie Italian lol
Y'all forgot to pre-heat the summer sausage
I don't think they pre-heat shit in prison mate
@@saisamsuri I'm not talking about what they do in prison homie, the guy who was given the instructions on how to make it he preheated his
7 years brother, good on you and heres to many many more, clear eyes take in the world as it is, in its true beauty ❤
Comedy in this episode was fantastic, the food was complete trash that i wouldn't feed to my dog. Great job Uncle, another banger my dude💯🤘
Relentless strays at Jamie. Never stop.
So glad they let Uncle Andy out for the day! 🙏🏻
Whadda ya want for dinner, babe? Nachos microwaved in a plastic bag! Yum!
Larry sounding like Guga with the ‘everybody’ at the end of sentences.
Uncle roger should make a weejiu where nephew nigel makes a cooking weejiu and uncle roger reviews it
Weejioh inception 😂
That plastic-hay has me drooling!
The pizzas we made never had vegetables like onions or tomatoes. We just crushed crackers, ramen, chips, and bread together and mixed it with water to make a dough. Spread the dough out in a rectangle and add a layer of squeeze cheese mixed with ramen seasoning. Then throw whatever toppings you want on there - sausage, popcorn, etc.
@Ferinex_666
Not to be stupid but what did you do to cook it ?
Feds commissary is way better than any state prison.
@@cokesquirrelyou can do a lot with a box and blow dryer.
@@verynice126 no blow dryers in prison 😂
@@biglala32 yes there is. I know for a fact.
''Come see my generous pistol'' had me crying. I love this channel.
Uncle Andy! Been waiting long for this collab
12:33 absolute cinema
Onions on pizza are a lot more common than bell peppers here in Italy, like tuna and onions pizza 😍
Uncle Roger thats your best video so far! I watch Andy also, u make nice combo, make more content together please!
you should do more longer TH-cam video with him you both are really funny
Uncle Roger and Uncle Andy are long lost half siblings. They just met up recently and are struggling to find the time and space to catch up with their lives.
"you've got these stupid buttons that say things"
and then laughs in your face
Yoo it's uncle Andy!
@@Phosphorus_1 uncle aundy
I hear ya Babe, that’s a no!
What an awesome collaboration!😂😂😂😂
Holly smoked ribs!!! I never thought I'd see Larry in a Uncle Roger's video hahahaha!!!! This is awesome!!!!
7:59
food ready for microwave, spare time for a little sexy time, dinner...
emotions...
"Have you ever tried prison food before uncle roger"
"Yeah yeah, it called jamie's italian"
OOOOH BUUURN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣😂