A good point to raise, to confirm: you'll be getting a new Matt Rose video every Monday, that is written in concrete, but if I ever find myself somehow ahead of schedule, you'll get a cheeky extra vid the odd Thursday you lucky things 😊
for the entirety of 2020 (when i had online school) i'd name all my files for this one subject "tapioca: the movie" and kept adding to it (i.e.: tapioca 2: electric boogaloo, tapioca 3: revelations, you know how it is). it was only at the end of the year that i was told the teachers could read the file names when my teacher said to me "what a thrilling conclusion to the tapioca saga"
i once named a file "rewriting an entire debate because my shithead group members can't seem to do it themselves" and one of my group members looked over and saw the title this was followed by several seconds of unbreaking eye contact between the two of us before we both continued with whatever we were doing
One time my teacher tried to send us a resource and accidentally had the file name as "Slightly confusing worksheet but who cares the children would understand it" 💀
I really hope that “don’t want to become a lawyer but don’t want to disappoint my parents” is doing alright. I really hope they find what makes them happy and are working towards the job that THEY want, not the one that their parents want
Parents want you to be something that keeps you out of their wallet. Like a doctor, lawyer, architect... You'll make your own that way.. and if you cant be one of those, they want you to become a logger. That way you won't be around long enough to cost them much after you move out the second or third time.
I once accidentally named my file as 'Assignment 2' instead of 'Assignment 3'. I emailed my professor to tell her that I did send the correct file, it was just misnamed. The next morning I received an email back saying I had sent the email to the wrong professor.
For once I have something to add to this. There was a point in high school which I had become so frustrated with Canvas and the fact I couldn't find an assignment so I changed the name to something along the lines of "I can't find this assignment in canvas so I have elected to name it something so unique that finding it will be comparable to butter falling through a butter shaped hole lubricated with margarine specifically the brand known as I can't believe it's not butter" in all caps. My teacher then let me know that she found the title to be hilarious.
The fact this is so common means college professors, instructors, teachers, TAs, etc. definitely talk and laugh about the best and funniest assignment names they’ve had submitted to them by clueless and forgetful students.
I just became a TA. You better bet I'm going to share the funny assignment names with the professor. In fact, after this video, I'll be disappointed if there aren't any
1: my dad's friend is a teacher, and she gets funny names all the time 2: okay okay my thing I do with assignments is name them "the [insert topic] of all time™️" until I turn them in. I've turned in a "The Genetics of All Time™️" by accident
Today one of my professors told our class that someone wrote a smiley face instead of their name on a recent quiz, so it seems this stuff can happen on paper too lmao
@@pickledkool-aid That's something I would accidentally do. One time during a Maths exam, I had to actively stop myself from writing a smiley after each answer because I was so happy to have solved the equation. Looking back, this professor was definitely the kind of person to appreciate the smileys
Y'know I was feeling super low today, but I think hearing Matt put his entire being into BARKING into the fucking mic has boosted my mood significantly.
I once wrote a paragraph that had to be paraphrased from a book. The paragraph was on Cordyceps, and I named the file "Help! The zombie ants are attacking!" My English teacher thought it was hilarious.
Am scris odată un paragraf care trebuia parafrazat dintr-o carte. Paragraful era despre Cordyceps și am numit fișierul „Ajutor! Furnicile zombie atacă!” Profesorul meu de engleză a crezut că este amuzant.
Hi! I am the person at the end of the video, for context: The file name is quite literally. (It's a Lady Dimitrescu 3D mousepad, hence the Big Tiddy Vamp Mommy 🥵🥵) Yes, it might have reflected my overall professionalism as an artist and a business owner. I cried then, but I laugh at it now, (and then cry a little again 🥲) I puffed air through my nose watching this (as I was dying inside, a little) 10/10 homie 👍
I once submitted my social studies essay without double checking it, but then a day before it was due, I had some spare time so I decided to look at it, AND I FOUND OUT I HAD LEFT IN THE "idfk and idfc" IN ONE OF THE SENTENCES 😭😭
One time in 7th grade I submitted a math assignment and the file name was "I hate maths" or something. I didn't change it and turned it in. My teacher left a remark that said "I know you hate maths, but please bother enough to change the file name before you upload it". that was three years ago and I still remember it
This. I am confident in my ability of being a giraffe on wednesdays.txt Do not remember what tf these notes where about, but I won't forget them, ever.
I'm in a film class, and it's almost unheard of for students to actually name their files professionally. This leads to a lot of fun presentations where the teacher reads out stuff like "IDFK," "commercial project - third reshoot's the charm," and "cinnamontography hehe."
I am a full blown film student, and I try to name my files professionally, in case they end up in my portfolio. I want to impress potential investors, you know.
I usually named my documents very boring things like “module 4 task 5” and sent them as that, but i was having an awful time and was getting less than 3 hours of sleep a night every night, so I titled and submitted a document called “I am so bloody tired” without remembering to change it. Also one called “Send Help”
Funnily enough, the creative writing file name being that you're not creative enough for a title is a pretty fun and kind of creative name, due to the irony
Last semester I forgot to delete “FUCK THIS BULLSHIT-ASS ASSIGNMENT, I’M GETTING WASTED” from the bottom of an essay for my ethics class before I submitted it. My prof highlighted it and commented, “I highly recommend proofreading before submitting essays in the future.”
That reminds me of using the word ‘floccinaucinihilipilification’ three times in single school paper. And it was grammatically correct. It also reminds me of when a teacher chewed me out for using the word ‘angiosperms’ in a school paper.
I literally have never given a file a sensible name, its always something stupid like 'how to abandon billionares in space' or 'infinite potato glitch gets patched' for things like 'design a reusable spacecraft' or 'The Irish Potato Famine'
That's the kind of name that my teachers would give the pdf with the homework they send us. Only my chemistry teacher always named his "Bleibe froh und heiter, wie der Frosch am Blitzableiter". You can try and see if google translate translates it accurately, I'm too lazy to do that.
I nearly named an essay on George Orwell's Animal Farm "gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss" while delusional due to lack of sleep. So glad I came to my senses.
@@wingerwc The point is it's an allegory about the Soviet Union's communism. Thought Orwell wrote it in plain English so everybody could understand how the system wasn't good after all
A couple years ago, I had to make a short film for one of my college classes. I default named the project “Untitled Fantasy” because I didn’t know what to name it yet. I ended up keeping the name through the whole process because I thought “hehe it’s like Untitled Goose Game”
I was chosen to design a poster for our charity event in highschool and didn't know the file name will be visible to everyone when I submitted it to the group chat so everyone, including the teacher, saw "sorry i didn't try this time I'm so depressed and don't care about anything anymore and i want to die.pdf" and that's how I got obligatory lessons with school pedagogue every week for a year lmao
I once submitted an assignment for my Art History class but forgot to change the title from "this painting caused my furry awakening" to something more acceptable. Still got a B on in though, so I guess I can't complain too much.
@@camelopardalis84 Spaces have to be escaped/encoded with ' ', '\ ', or '%20' in some situations, and it also makes the file system more messy to use and look at. It's generally good practice to not use spaces in file names.
@@camelopardalis84 in the earlier days of computers and the internet, file names COULDN’T have spaces. Like, the file wouldn’t work properly if it had a name with spaces for some reason. So, people had to get creatives with dashes, underscores, and capitalization (LikeThis.exe)
@@camelopardalis84 Some operating systems, pieces of software, websites, etc., really don't like spaces in files and folders name Your file may be uploaded but appear to not be here at all, or end up corrupted and unreadable, or just violently crash the whole thing It is most likely to happen on old/proprietary/badly designed networks and systems, for example schools/universities, when they have not enough funds or are a lazily managed This explanation is itself kinda lazy by the way, so feel free to correct me
Praise these people that have creativity for file names. Laugh or say "That's sad" for forgetting to change the file name in the last moment. And by the way the "i hate assigments too" caught me offguard 💀
I once sent my math teacher a document that I named "Exercices de souffrir", which translated means "Tasks of Suffering". Unlike all the examples in the video, I did this with 100% intentionally.
We are twins. As an American, I named my P.E. assignments during the pandemic "Exercises of torture" every time. No wonder that teacher didn't like me..
@@deicienphnompenh9573 Neither am I! I'm from Luxembourg who's forced to study certain subjects in french without having actual french skills... what would you name those tasks?
For someone who was always the weird kid, I sure had normal file names. I never even had to change a file name before submitting it because I always called it what it was. Like, during my fanatic Christian phase, I literally quoted the Bible _and_ my favorite movie in the same essay, which had the unassuming title of, “Athlete Essay”.
@@n0vanox it’s a lifetime commitment thing whether or not you get baptized, baptism is a symbol of one’s salvation, but it doesn’t have anything real to do with salvation. So uh, saying one dedicated oneself to an entire religion as a phase is pretty weird lol
No religion has to be a lifetime commitment thing if you decide it's not for you later on. Especially if you were _fanatical_ about it, rather than just "this is a part of my identity and I take it seriously but it doesn't affect literally every conversation I have." Everyone has a different experience with religion, and I think trying to persuade everyone to join and spurning people who decide to leave are some of the worst qualities of religious communities in general. Just because someone is leaving your religion doesn't mean they don't respect it, but you sure can _make_ them stop respecting it if you stop respecting them.
Hey Matt, My name's Clay, I'm a huge fan of your videos and AMAZING comedic value. Thought I'd return the joy you give me by giving you a little chuckle about a story related to me watching this video. While watching, I was sipping pink lemonade from a green tea bottle I recycled (y'know like the ones you get at walmart when you're dying of thirst) and trying to see if I could make it through the video without losing any lemonade. I got to about 1:11 and spit out a little upon reading "English makes me want to drink". Just a little on the mouseboard, no big deal. Then, I got to 1:24. I spit pink lemonade all over my bed, a poncho I use as a blanket, and the computer. My mother's computer. The one she uses to grade papers and submit lesson plans at home. Safe to say, I cleaned it up, and immediately started writing this to you. Hope you read it some day, even if it's a little long. I love you, man.
I had a really cool teacher so I knew he’d be fine with this so I submitted it intentionally with this title but essentially all seniors at my school had to write a super long thesis essay in order to graduate just called the senior thesis, so it’s a super important essay…I submitted the final draft with the title “Senior Fetus”
I went to college to study Biology and we also had English classes for some reason. During Covid, we got online schooling and the college told us that the Biology classes are the only ones we will have and still get homework in. My English teacher still decided that we needed something to write about, so he gave us two ten page essays to write. One where we could freely choose the topic and one that had to be linked to biology. It was fine all things considered, but maybe I shouldn't have titled my paper about Neurotoxins: "Stuff to kill people with"
I like to name my files things that are vaguely threatening and ominous in case this ever happens to me. It has, in fact, happened to me. I received a very worried reply from my group project classmate the other week when I accidently sent her "No one will remember you when your gone.pdf"
I have some suggestions if you don’t mind “i’m sorry” “nothing is worth the risk” “goodbye everyone” “all i see is red” “dont start your car tomorrow” “dont trust anything” “adam sandler will haunt your dreams”
This is probably going to get buried but whatever. I had a really shit day and this is just the thing I needed. Thank you Matt, you are one of the only reasons I’m still alive. When you upload it makes my day, I can’t thank you enough. ❤️
I forgot to change the name of the file name of an end of year history essay. Sent it in named "This is worse than a grammarly ad" The name popped up when Ms was going through the submitted essays and everyone in the room got to take a 30 second long look at my creative genius whilst ms tried to find the one she was looking for.
i sent one for an alzheimers project as "you know who else suffers from dementia? you know who else suffers from dementia? you know who else suffers from dementia?" and then quicky changed the name.
Not a forgetting-to-change-the-name story, but 0:45 just made me remember that my ex kept a google doc titled "my dad" that was just an extremely high-res pic of Danny DeVito. Like, VERY high res. When they clicked on it it would take like ten seconds to fully load.
That reminds me how during lockdown, I would just named the files that we had to send to my teachers to anything except something normal, especially my English teacher for some reason. She got pdf and docx files named after Danganronpa characters and stupid words and sentences I'd put through a Base64 encrypter so that it looked even weirder and so she couldn't read them. That was fun
I once submitted an essay on social stratification. Normal abbreviated title, I checked the text, everything seemed alright. However, once submitted, the site showed a preview of the essay. I like my silly little outlines and when I write to myself, it's usually pretty crude (See the time I called Charcot Daddy Shark in my notes), so, of course, I'd done one for this one too. Which I hadn't erased before submitting. And so, the iconic incident of '1. Poor 2. Old 3. Gay and race' was born. I got it removed by asking the prof, and it's not as mortifying now, but boy did it freak me when I had just realized it. I still wonder if she ever read it.
I did the same thing with my final paper in my History class in my junior year of high school. This paper, which was a graduation requirement, was titled "My Descent Into Madness." I never got my grade back for that paper and I wonder to this day what my teacher thought when she saw the title.
I had a group project in my French class where we had to make a slideshow of what topics we learned over the semester. Turns out one of the other members titled the first slide "your mum" and we forgot it was there until our teacher pulls up "your mum" on the entire screen to the class.
I had to grade in college and it was always entertaining when someone named their file something other than the standard, makes it more fun for the grader tbh
Still traumatized from when I handed in some reflections over a book we had read in English class. I created the document literally 2 minutes after finishing the book and handed in a masterpiece titled "we were fucking hallucinating all along?????"
Reminds me of how in high school during quarantine in science class how I titled my notes. We'd do different sets of notes per week and submit them to Google classroom so they could be graded. For the first couple of them I called them "Notes" like normal, but as the months went by I started titling them stuff like, "Noooootes", "Newts", "Tones", and "Needles." Teach never commented on that, but I imagine she was probably somewhat amused. I know I would be if a kid sent in a note sheet titled "Needles."
I contributed this once. I wrote a paper for my friend and she didn't change the name of the file from "sandytiddies" so that was the title of her paper for class. To this day I regret nothing.
This just reminds me of the time I submitted a song I'd made for my music course with the file name “Raw Dogging My Bass.wav." Attached alongside it was a document detailing the production process, which I'd forgotten was called “Tutorial for sexing speakers.odt." I checked at least a dozen times before submitting anything from then on.
To be fair, Freddy D was, in fact, among the hunkiest men of the 1800s, closely contesting the title with Abraham Lincoln, Edwin Thomas Booth, and Herman Melville.
I work in digital art and for my own organizational habits I always name my files extremely precisely so if I have to find them in the future I can. However, if I'm sending a file to somebody else I will purposely name it the most obscure random alignment of words that I can find just to see if they say anything about it.
I submitted an assignment once, and I was confused on why it hadn't been graded after a few days, so I checked the page where I submitted it and saw the file was named "first draft or brokeback mountain fanfic."
About a week ago I submitted an important essay on which I had to get a 7/10 to pass (because I had failed one previously), and I literally sent it as "i NEED to get a 7" It was funny when the teacher gave it to me (printed), with a 7,15/10, saying that he didn't know wether to laugh or feel threatened for its title
Because of a large scale project that failed in no small part thanks to an unplanned budget downsizing, my part of the yearly management review (which involves the big bosses) was titled "toof*ckedtocontinue" I was probably not the only one unappreciative of what happened considering Q&A's part was called "suckmyd*ckboss".
I write all my emails in fancy formats because I was taught to, and I go out of my way to make my documents look neat, but nobody had ever taught me to make my file names fancy as well. I regularly turn in essays with file names such as "Why," "Jesus Help Me," "God has left," "I hate this." The only time a teacher has ever commented on it, was when I signed into virtual Spanish class to my teacher sadly talking about how offended she was that one of her students titled their assignment, "Spanish Homework Yada Yada."
I cant stop laughing at the mental image of a perfectly written email, a very formal essay, but everything is ruined by the file name "StupidEnglishEssay.pdf"
When I was in college two years ago, I took a class in Film and Media Production. For our final we had to do a video project; I filmed and edited it, but like with all other video projects back then I had to send it to my brother's computer since he had Media Encoder and could fully render and finish the raw file, and then send it through Canvas on my account. Well, as I emailed the final project to him, I wanted to make sure he saw it, so I titled the file "HERE IT IS IDIOT". He unfortunately didn't realize that was the file NAME, and so rendered the video, completed it, and uploaded it to Canvas. For my professor to see. Thankfully I never took a class with that professor again lmao.
I can say that this has never happened to me. At least not with file names. Variable names on the other hand were all about how much I hate coding and want to game end myself.
I just had a memory unlock from my Bachelor's degree, when we had to give group presentations for experiments we were planning. We also had to manualy retrieve the projects from wherever we had them saved online. One group had their project named "That long dumb ass presentation," and the whole class could see (yes including the teachers it was intended for). They started panicking and couldn't get the file open fast enough.
I was literally hoping to see a post from Matt today, I feel like I just manifested this- and oh my god as an American history nerd I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW “BENESUCKMYDICT” HAS ME ROLLING 😭 But in all seriousness, Matt, you are the best, I cannot put into words how appreciated you are 👏
O my fuckin god I have been _noticed_ - given the amount of smiles and laughs I’ve got out of this channel, I’m glad I could hopefully make you smile as well! 🥲
If you ever want to have a similar laugh - this is so unrelated but the joke reminded me of one of the early scenes in the "Shakespeare in the Park" interpretation of "Much Ado About Nothing," which I'm currently reading in my English class. Once you see it, you'll see the similarity LOL Edit: Clips on TH-cam, full thing on Dailymotion!
So the person at 1:05 is called "sapnaps calves" and I forgot calves are a part of ur legs so I thought it meant baby cows which is so much funnier than their actual name
That law professor may want to check on his student. That is not an attitude you want to have on your first assignment and it makes me genuinely worried for their mental wellness
had a classmate who would name her files really random things, but that's how she remembered what they were on her computer so it was whatever. Except for the one time she forgot to swap the title of the document out with the title of the essay and accidentally submitted a paper titled "carrots"
Naming your file something quirky virtually guarantees this will happen to you. It's like staring the gods directly in the eye while trying to steal their ham sandwich, nothing good can come of it.
This made me glad to be 31 and going to school in the still mostly analog days where this couldn't happen. I would have definitely done stupid shit like this if I hadn't.
i think we actually changed it, but there was one group assignment i had that someone briefly changed the name to “young boy fish water” sometime before it got turned in
Named a file of stuff for my therapist “(Therapist’s name) Shit”. During our video call she asked me to share my screen so we could look at the file together. I forgot that a) I’d named the file that and b) that she could see what I’d named it.
Your videos are the only ones that never fail to make me laugh out loud. Thank you so much for not censoring the swearing, and pronouncing it all so enthusiastically. Makes it way more hilarious.
I ended up submitting a file titled "GodIsDead.mp3" to a teacher I had. To be clear, it was a song title for a project about Nietzsche, but it's still weird in hindsight.
Last year I started a thing where I give my files human names until I hand them in. I forgot to change one of the names and my teacher got a document that was simply titled Wilson.
Not a title but my friend and I always write funny things in documents we share, and we did the same in the extended essay we write during the last year of high school in my country. After the teacher had given feedback in comments, we discovered that in the middle of the very formal text, one of us had written "we also want to die immediately". The teacher had responded with "No, you don't ;)". We are still embarrassed about it half a year later...
HOW DARE MATT NOT UPLOAD ON MATT ROSE MONDAY
but it’s a good day if Matt uploads
top 10 bruh moments of history
matt rose thursday can be a thing too i think
A good point to raise, to confirm: you'll be getting a new Matt Rose video every Monday, that is written in concrete, but if I ever find myself somehow ahead of schedule, you'll get a cheeky extra vid the odd Thursday you lucky things 😊
@@Matt_Rose how kind of you ❤ also I love your accent
@@kirby-from-kirby I know
He just told me
But I am happy no Matter what day he uploads
for the entirety of 2020 (when i had online school) i'd name all my files for this one subject "tapioca: the movie" and kept adding to it (i.e.: tapioca 2: electric boogaloo, tapioca 3: revelations, you know how it is). it was only at the end of the year that i was told the teachers could read the file names when my teacher said to me "what a thrilling conclusion to the tapioca saga"
Oh my god, that's amazing! XD
Tapioca lore
Well that's one way to find out
how high did the numbers get
what was the final one i want to know how tapioca ended
i once named a file "rewriting an entire debate because my shithead group members can't seem to do it themselves" and one of my group members looked over and saw the title
this was followed by several seconds of unbreaking eye contact between the two of us before we both continued with whatever we were doing
he was either plotting some sort of murder scene or trying to start an argument but couldn't figure out what to start with
you escaped a hell of a villain backstory
@@aadenboyor both.
Honestly, you brought it on yourself.
Or he was plotting his revenge😂
One time my teacher tried to send us a resource and accidentally had the file name as "Slightly confusing worksheet but who cares the children would understand it" 💀
Oof.
Mood
But did u understand it
Did you submit the worksheet as "Did not understand anything whatsoever"?
I really hope that “don’t want to become a lawyer but don’t want to disappoint my parents” is doing alright. I really hope they find what makes them happy and are working towards the job that THEY want, not the one that their parents want
Or they are having fun being a lawyer now
honestly fuck that making family proud bs, my parents can go fk themselves
Parents want you to be something that keeps you out of their wallet. Like a doctor, lawyer, architect... You'll make your own that way.. and if you cant be one of those, they want you to become a logger. That way you won't be around long enough to cost them much after you move out the second or third time.
The more I watch Matt Rose, the more I realize how well he represents the definition of “chaotic neutral”
He just sits back and watches the world burn
He would do that tbh
Then, he would be chatral.
Nah but bffr he would watch a doctor perform surgery and say "we finna do some trolling 😈"
Chaotic Neutral is the best
I once accidentally named my file as 'Assignment 2' instead of 'Assignment 3'. I emailed my professor to tell her that I did send the correct file, it was just misnamed.
The next morning I received an email back saying I had sent the email to the wrong professor.
not the double fuckin whammy lmaoo
That double fuck up 💀💀
Relatable
Accurate representation of how my life is going
Actually the thing that made me laugh the hardest here
For once I have something to add to this. There was a point in high school which I had become so frustrated with Canvas and the fact I couldn't find an assignment so I changed the name to something along the lines of "I can't find this assignment in canvas so I have elected to name it something so unique that finding it will be comparable to butter falling through a butter shaped hole lubricated with margarine specifically the brand known as I can't believe it's not butter" in all caps. My teacher then let me know that she found the title to be hilarious.
That was interestingly specific.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
Matt shouting "SKA-H U L L-EMOJI" at the top of his lungs gives me life and joy
Fr Bro💀
The fact this is so common means college professors, instructors, teachers, TAs, etc. definitely talk and laugh about the best and funniest assignment names they’ve had submitted to them by clueless and forgetful students.
I just became a TA. You better bet I'm going to share the funny assignment names with the professor. In fact, after this video, I'll be disappointed if there aren't any
@@Alicia-zf3nq We eagerly await the silly names
1: my dad's friend is a teacher, and she gets funny names all the time
2: okay okay my thing I do with assignments is name them "the [insert topic] of all time™️" until I turn them in. I've turned in a "The Genetics of All Time™️" by accident
Today one of my professors told our class that someone wrote a smiley face instead of their name on a recent quiz, so it seems this stuff can happen on paper too lmao
@@pickledkool-aid That's something I would accidentally do. One time during a Maths exam, I had to actively stop myself from writing a smiley after each answer because I was so happy to have solved the equation. Looking back, this professor was definitely the kind of person to appreciate the smileys
Y'know I was feeling super low today, but I think hearing Matt put his entire being into BARKING into the fucking mic has boosted my mood significantly.
it was a full moon when he recorded this
@@cabbage_cat 💀
@@Kai_The_Kai he went into wolf mode for a sec there
@@Kai_The_Kai SHHHKKHHUUULLL EMOJIIIIII
@@cabbage_cat this deserves a heart from Matt Rose
I once wrote a paragraph that had to be paraphrased from a book. The paragraph was on Cordyceps, and I named the file "Help! The zombie ants are attacking!" My English teacher thought it was hilarious.
Am scris odată un paragraf care trebuia parafrazat dintr-o carte. Paragraful era despre Cordyceps și am numit fișierul „Ajutor! Furnicile zombie atacă!” Profesorul meu de engleză a crezut că este amuzant.
Hi! I am the person at the end of the video, for context: The file name is quite literally.
(It's a Lady Dimitrescu 3D mousepad, hence the Big Tiddy Vamp Mommy 🥵🥵)
Yes, it might have reflected my overall professionalism as an artist and a business owner. I cried then, but I laugh at it now, (and then cry a little again 🥲)
I puffed air through my nose watching this (as I was dying inside, a little) 10/10 homie 👍
Congratulations for the blunder.
When you realize that Matt is always reading everything in uppercase and just puts more strain on the letters that are actually uppercase 😀
he also reads typos and keyboard smashes like theyre a language
and he does it so effortlessly, too
he doesn’t even stutter
It’s honestly amazing
he also speaks emoji
I love how instead of saying “quack” he replicated the perfect quack
And how he actually barked 🐶
399th or 402thliket3rdcmtnr
700th like. No one cares but it makes me happy lol :)
Also agree that quack was stunning
@@thedracobunny cool :D
I once submitted my social studies essay without double checking it, but then a day before it was due, I had some spare time so I decided to look at it, AND I FOUND OUT I HAD LEFT IN THE "idfk and idfc" IN ONE OF THE SENTENCES 😭😭
One time in 7th grade I submitted a math assignment and the file name was "I hate maths" or something. I didn't change it and turned it in. My teacher left a remark that said "I know you hate maths, but please bother enough to change the file name before you upload it". that was three years ago and I still remember it
The moral of the story, always name your documents something fucking insane. For the thrill of the risk. Just to feel something.
i *wholeheartedly* agree
This.
I am confident in my ability of being a giraffe on wednesdays.txt
Do not remember what tf these notes where about, but I won't forget them, ever.
names the document to "something fucking insane"
Yes the pure panic i experienced when i accidently send "le funny painting gas man" as a title to my history assignment
@@user-pr6ed3ri2k I’m proud of you
I'm in a film class, and it's almost unheard of for students to actually name their files professionally. This leads to a lot of fun presentations where the teacher reads out stuff like "IDFK," "commercial project - third reshoot's the charm," and "cinnamontography hehe."
That sounds like a wonderful class
I am a full blown film student, and I try to name my files professionally, in case they end up in my portfolio. I want to impress potential investors, you know.
@@metarcee2483 I would think it unfair if ‘employable as fuck’ didn’t count for that.
Cinnamatography, if you pick apart the morphemes, or whatever they’re called, should mean written cinnamon.
@@metarcee2483my adobe illustrator layers are awful
I usually named my documents very boring things like “module 4 task 5” and sent them as that, but i was having an awful time and was getting less than 3 hours of sleep a night every night, so I titled and submitted a document called “I am so bloody tired” without remembering to change it. Also one called “Send Help”
Funnily enough, the creative writing file name being that you're not creative enough for a title is a pretty fun and kind of creative name, due to the irony
Kind of unoriginal nowadays though
@@MyUsersDarkyeah, way too many jokes and ideas are around being "meta".
Last semester I forgot to delete “FUCK THIS BULLSHIT-ASS ASSIGNMENT, I’M GETTING WASTED” from the bottom of an essay for my ethics class before I submitted it. My prof highlighted it and commented, “I highly recommend proofreading before submitting essays in the future.”
I bestow to you the highest honor I can give you: An audible exhale throught the nose
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That reminds me of using the word ‘floccinaucinihilipilification’ three times in single school paper.
And it was grammatically correct.
It also reminds me of when a teacher chewed me out for using the word ‘angiosperms’ in a school paper.
i think i would simply pass away if that happened to me
I literally have never given a file a sensible name, its always something stupid like 'how to abandon billionares in space' or 'infinite potato glitch gets patched' for things like 'design a reusable spacecraft' or 'The Irish Potato Famine'
I love that they're still related to the essay topic. Makes it even funnier
@@organizer.spaztasticc3541 ain't no fun with random shit now is there
That's the kind of name that my teachers would give the pdf with the homework they send us. Only my chemistry teacher always named his "Bleibe froh und heiter, wie der Frosch am Blitzableiter". You can try and see if google translate translates it accurately, I'm too lazy to do that.
IM GONNA CREATE THE "INFINITE POTATO GLITCH GETS PATCHED" CAN YOU GIVE ME PERMISSION
sorry for caps
@@minecraftify95 if you wanna start another potato famine then go right ahead
3:15 aww oh no :(
0:06 "Porch of geese *QUACK* "
I nearly named an essay on George Orwell's Animal Farm "gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss" while delusional due to lack of sleep. So glad I came to my senses.
THATS HILARIOUS
Sums up the plot perfectly tbh
I fucking hate the book Animal Farm. Who the fuck wants to read a book about farm animals doing politics?
@@wingerwc me
@@wingerwc The point is it's an allegory about the Soviet Union's communism. Thought Orwell wrote it in plain English so everybody could understand how the system wasn't good after all
Matt's voice is oddly entertaining just by itself
If a movie were to be released with Matt Rose voicing the main character, I don't know if it'll be the most chaotic film ever.
Especially when onomatopoeia is involved!
Cheese
Omfg yes
Matt Rose don't need no autotune 🥶
A couple years ago, I had to make a short film for one of my college classes. I default named the project “Untitled Fantasy” because I didn’t know what to name it yet. I ended up keeping the name through the whole process because I thought “hehe it’s like Untitled Goose Game”
I was chosen to design a poster for our charity event in highschool and didn't know the file name will be visible to everyone when I submitted it to the group chat so everyone, including the teacher, saw "sorry i didn't try this time I'm so depressed and don't care about anything anymore and i want to die.pdf" and that's how I got obligatory lessons with school pedagogue every week for a year lmao
I once submitted an assignment for my Art History class but forgot to change the title from "this painting caused my furry awakening" to something more acceptable. Still got a B on in though, so I guess I can't complain too much.
Sounds about right. was it an Anubis painting?
What's the title of the painting?
Please, what was the painting
today I learned the overtyrant was a furry - I assume all the gold on his model was saving up for an ogre sized fursuit?
You have to tell us what the painting was
The worst part of all of these file names is that they have spaces in them
What's bad about that?
@@camelopardalis84 Spaces have to be escaped/encoded with ' ', '\ ', or '%20' in some situations, and it also makes the file system more messy to use and look at. It's generally good practice to not use spaces in file names.
@@camelopardalis84 in the earlier days of computers and the internet, file names COULDN’T have spaces. Like, the file wouldn’t work properly if it had a name with spaces for some reason. So, people had to get creatives with dashes, underscores, and capitalization (LikeThis.exe)
@@camelopardalis84 Some operating systems, pieces of software, websites, etc., really don't like spaces in files and folders name
Your file may be uploaded but appear to not be here at all, or end up corrupted and unreadable, or just violently crash the whole thing
It is most likely to happen on old/proprietary/badly designed networks and systems, for example schools/universities, when they have not enough funds or are a lazily managed
This explanation is itself kinda lazy by the way, so feel free to correct me
@@loucantnot yeah but underscores are ugly
1:55 exhaled milk into my keyboard because I was eating cereal
wHa t-
So it just came out like breath, but liquid?
Praise these people that have creativity for file names.
Laugh or say "That's sad" for forgetting to change the file name in the last moment.
And by the way the "i hate assigments too" caught me offguard 💀
I once sent my math teacher a document that I named "Exercices de souffrir", which translated means "Tasks of Suffering". Unlike all the examples in the video, I did this with 100% intentionally.
We are twins. As an American, I named my P.E. assignments during the pandemic "Exercises of torture" every time. No wonder that teacher didn't like me..
Exercice de souffrir doesn't really make sense for me and I'm an french speaker.
@@deicienphnompenh9573 Neither am I! I'm from Luxembourg who's forced to study certain subjects in french without having actual french skills... what would you name those tasks?
@@iseneau27 I think you just replace "souffrir" with "souffrance".
@@kiryuchan1920 I agree.
For someone who was always the weird kid, I sure had normal file names. I never even had to change a file name before submitting it because I always called it what it was. Like, during my fanatic Christian phase, I literally quoted the Bible _and_ my favorite movie in the same essay, which had the unassuming title of, “Athlete Essay”.
What is a fanatic Christian phase?? Isn’t Christianity like a lifetime commitment thing after u get baptized?
@@n0vanox it’s a lifetime commitment thing whether or not you get baptized, baptism is a symbol of one’s salvation, but it doesn’t have anything real to do with salvation. So uh, saying one dedicated oneself to an entire religion as a phase is pretty weird lol
Maybe being the weird Kid is Why you give normal File names, and If you were normal, you'd give weird File names
@@n0vanox You don't have to be baptized to be Christian. I grew up religious and never even touched holy water
No religion has to be a lifetime commitment thing if you decide it's not for you later on. Especially if you were _fanatical_ about it, rather than just "this is a part of my identity and I take it seriously but it doesn't affect literally every conversation I have." Everyone has a different experience with religion, and I think trying to persuade everyone to join and spurning people who decide to leave are some of the worst qualities of religious communities in general. Just because someone is leaving your religion doesn't mean they don't respect it, but you sure can _make_ them stop respecting it if you stop respecting them.
Hey Matt, My name's Clay, I'm a huge fan of your videos and AMAZING comedic value. Thought I'd return the joy you give me by giving you a little chuckle about a story related to me watching this video.
While watching, I was sipping pink lemonade from a green tea bottle I recycled (y'know like the ones you get at walmart when you're dying of thirst) and trying to see if I could make it through the video without losing any lemonade. I got to about 1:11 and spit out a little upon reading "English makes me want to drink". Just a little on the mouseboard, no big deal. Then, I got to 1:24.
I spit pink lemonade all over my bed, a poncho I use as a blanket, and the computer.
My mother's computer.
The one she uses to grade papers and submit lesson plans at home.
Safe to say, I cleaned it up, and immediately started writing this to you. Hope you read it some day, even if it's a little long.
I love you, man.
I had a really cool teacher so I knew he’d be fine with this so I submitted it intentionally with this title but essentially all seniors at my school had to write a super long thesis essay in order to graduate just called the senior thesis, so it’s a super important essay…I submitted the final draft with the title “Senior Fetus”
i will take your title for my senior thesis next year
I went to college to study Biology and we also had English classes for some reason. During Covid, we got online schooling and the college told us that the Biology classes are the only ones we will have and still get homework in.
My English teacher still decided that we needed something to write about, so he gave us two ten page essays to write. One where we could freely choose the topic and one that had to be linked to biology.
It was fine all things considered, but maybe I shouldn't have titled my paper about Neurotoxins: "Stuff to kill people with"
Well,neurotoxins were made to kill people so you are not wrong
@@platinumchromee3191 I wasn't, but he immediately assumed I was threatening him
@@symera7809 Should've refused to elaborate farther (jk pls don't heed my advice)
I mean you’re not wrong
I like to name my files things that are vaguely threatening and ominous in case this ever happens to me. It has, in fact, happened to me. I received a very worried reply from my group project classmate the other week when I accidently sent her "No one will remember you when your gone.pdf"
Another favourite was when I submitted a graphic communications essay named "Everything you know is a lie.pdf"
I have some suggestions if you don’t mind
“i’m sorry”
“nothing is worth the risk”
“goodbye everyone”
“all i see is red”
“dont start your car tomorrow”
“dont trust anything”
“adam sandler will haunt your dreams”
@@Mr.Mister2OH GOD NOT THE "nothing is worth the risk" ONE
@@OMORIWhitespace how is that scarier than 'adam sandler will haunt your dreams'? do you not understand the unfathomable might of the sandlerverse?
"please weve been trying to reach you"
"youve been in a coma for years"
"you need to wake up"
"nothing in this dream is real"
3:43 - the change in voice got me 😂
This is probably going to get buried but whatever.
I had a really shit day and this is just the thing I needed. Thank you Matt, you are one of the only reasons I’m still alive. When you upload it makes my day, I can’t thank you enough. ❤️
Matt Rose is a demigod who differs from mortal men in that he can pronounce literally any written word or phrase exactly as the writer intended
What about *す钉iv姊妈]七闷┃
@@rbxless what the he-
WHAT IS THAT TRANSLATION?
@@noideawhoiam3855 I MADE IT THE HELL UP
I forgot to change the name of the file name of an end of year history essay. Sent it in named "This is worse than a grammarly ad"
The name popped up when Ms was going through the submitted essays and everyone in the room got to take a 30 second long look at my creative genius whilst ms tried to find the one she was looking for.
i sent one for an alzheimers project as "you know who else suffers from dementia? you know who else suffers from dementia? you know who else suffers from dementia?" and then quicky changed the name.
We had a Urine Analysis Lab for Chemistry, and I accidentally submitted the document "Pee Lab Pre-Lab"
this has the same energy as this one time i just named a photoshop project a random keysmash and got the message "this file name already exists"
Not a forgetting-to-change-the-name story, but 0:45 just made me remember that my ex kept a google doc titled "my dad" that was just an extremely high-res pic of Danny DeVito. Like, VERY high res. When they clicked on it it would take like ten seconds to fully load.
90% of my files i turn in are "I dont know what im doing" followed by a beautifully written english essay that ends up getting an 87%
That reminds me how during lockdown, I would just named the files that we had to send to my teachers to anything except something normal, especially my English teacher for some reason.
She got pdf and docx files named after Danganronpa characters and stupid words and sentences I'd put through a Base64 encrypter so that it looked even weirder and so she couldn't read them. That was fun
you made me look up base64 and holy shit you were a genius
Not me writing Danganronpa ships into essay titles
WOW!!!111 you must be SOOOOOOOO QUIRKYYYYY 🤪AMIRITE>??? AND LIKE WEIRD TOO LOLLLLLL
@@wigwagstudios2474Perchance.
@@wigwagstudios2474 Alright calm down Ibuki
I once submitted an essay on social stratification. Normal abbreviated title, I checked the text, everything seemed alright. However, once submitted, the site showed a preview of the essay. I like my silly little outlines and when I write to myself, it's usually pretty crude (See the time I called Charcot Daddy Shark in my notes), so, of course, I'd done one for this one too. Which I hadn't erased before submitting. And so, the iconic incident of
'1. Poor
2. Old
3. Gay and race'
was born.
I got it removed by asking the prof, and it's not as mortifying now, but boy did it freak me when I had just realized it.
I still wonder if she ever read it.
3:59 "FOOOKIHN ROOOUR"
the effort put into the accurate barking noises 😭
and 'the big boy' degree thesis LMAO
I did the same thing with my final paper in my History class in my junior year of high school. This paper, which was a graduation requirement, was titled "My Descent Into Madness." I never got my grade back for that paper and I wonder to this day what my teacher thought when she saw the title.
Matt never ceases to amazes me how he reads gibberish so well
This made me feel so much better as I was a little annoyed right now 😂😂😂😂 the way Matt said this was *immaculate* 2:34
2:01 the intensity of the words “fuck squidward” just made me burst out laughing
I had a group project in my French class where we had to make a slideshow of what topics we learned over the semester. Turns out one of the other members titled the first slide "your mum" and we forgot it was there until our teacher pulls up "your mum" on the entire screen to the class.
why does this feel like something that would happen in my old french class 🤣
I remember doing something similar in genetics class with a document called “Beans in my Genes”
This sounds EXACTLY like something I would have titled a document when I was an undergrad
1:11 this always gets me for some reason.
i hate my life… *becomes a furry*
@@entitypolyhedron you also became a roleplayer
have fum getting harrassed and bullied by no-life degenerates and trolls for having an opinion
@@thefriendlyallay whar
@@entitypolyhedron the internet hates both furries AND roleplayers for some reason
@@thefriendlyallay …?????? what does that have to do with anything i was just referencing the timestamp????????????
I had to grade in college and it was always entertaining when someone named their file something other than the standard, makes it more fun for the grader tbh
Still traumatized from when I handed in some reflections over a book we had read in English class. I created the document literally 2 minutes after finishing the book and handed in a masterpiece titled "we were fucking hallucinating all along?????"
If I was the teacher, I would give out extra points for creative file names. Some of these were absolutely hilarious!
Reminds me of how in high school during quarantine in science class how I titled my notes. We'd do different sets of notes per week and submit them to Google classroom so they could be graded. For the first couple of them I called them "Notes" like normal, but as the months went by I started titling them stuff like, "Noooootes", "Newts", "Tones", and "Needles." Teach never commented on that, but I imagine she was probably somewhat amused. I know I would be if a kid sent in a note sheet titled "Needles."
I contributed this once. I wrote a paper for my friend and she didn't change the name of the file from "sandytiddies" so that was the title of her paper for class. To this day I regret nothing.
Matt should be a narrator for books and stuff like that. His voice is precious and perfect
Thanks, I don't get called precious anywhere near as much as I should 😊
@@Matt_Rose You are so precious 😊
This just reminds me of the time I submitted a song I'd made for my music course with the file name “Raw Dogging My Bass.wav." Attached alongside it was a document detailing the production process, which I'd forgotten was called “Tutorial for sexing speakers.odt."
I checked at least a dozen times before submitting anything from then on.
To be fair, Freddy D was, in fact, among the hunkiest men of the 1800s, closely contesting the title with Abraham Lincoln, Edwin Thomas Booth, and Herman Melville.
I work in digital art and for my own organizational habits I always name my files extremely precisely so if I have to find them in the future I can. However, if I'm sending a file to somebody else I will purposely name it the most obscure random alignment of words that I can find just to see if they say anything about it.
At this point, I’m pretty sure Matt Rose is the reason twitter hasn’t already crashed and burned.
I submitted an assignment once, and I was confused on why it hadn't been graded after a few days, so I checked the page where I submitted it and saw the file was named "first draft or brokeback mountain fanfic."
NOOO, NOT THE FANFIC 😭😭😭
“Me crying because i dont want to be a lawyer but also dont want to disappoint my family “ 💀💀💀💀
4:50
“unless you’ve called it something really weird”
So ‘fuck Squidward’ wasn’t weird enough for you?
one time i was judging the udders on dairy cattle & forgot to rename the file so my teacher got to see "tig ol bitties: cow edition"
lmao
yfm
About a week ago I submitted an important essay on which I had to get a 7/10 to pass (because I had failed one previously), and I literally sent it as "i NEED to get a 7"
It was funny when the teacher gave it to me (printed), with a 7,15/10, saying that he didn't know wether to laugh or feel threatened for its title
Honestly, I'm a university instructor, and I always get enjoyment out of students naming their assignments weird things.
What are the weirdest one's you've seen
Because of a large scale project that failed in no small part thanks to an unplanned budget downsizing, my part of the yearly management review (which involves the big bosses) was titled "toof*ckedtocontinue"
I was probably not the only one unappreciative of what happened considering Q&A's part was called "suckmyd*ckboss".
I write all my emails in fancy formats because I was taught to, and I go out of my way to make my documents look neat, but nobody had ever taught me to make my file names fancy as well. I regularly turn in essays with file names such as "Why," "Jesus Help Me," "God has left," "I hate this." The only time a teacher has ever commented on it, was when I signed into virtual Spanish class to my teacher sadly talking about how offended she was that one of her students titled their assignment, "Spanish Homework Yada Yada."
I cant stop laughing at the mental image of a perfectly written email, a very formal essay, but everything is ruined by the file name "StupidEnglishEssay.pdf"
My blender files and adobe stuff isn’t much better
One of them is just called uuuuuhhhhhh.aic
When I was in college two years ago, I took a class in Film and Media Production. For our final we had to do a video project; I filmed and edited it, but like with all other video projects back then I had to send it to my brother's computer since he had Media Encoder and could fully render and finish the raw file, and then send it through Canvas on my account. Well, as I emailed the final project to him, I wanted to make sure he saw it, so I titled the file "HERE IT IS IDIOT". He unfortunately didn't realize that was the file NAME, and so rendered the video, completed it, and uploaded it to Canvas. For my professor to see. Thankfully I never took a class with that professor again lmao.
LOL!!!!!!!
I can say that this has never happened to me. At least not with file names. Variable names on the other hand were all about how much I hate coding and want to game end myself.
I just had a memory unlock from my Bachelor's degree, when we had to give group presentations for experiments we were planning. We also had to manualy retrieve the projects from wherever we had them saved online. One group had their project named "That long dumb ass presentation," and the whole class could see (yes including the teachers it was intended for). They started panicking and couldn't get the file open fast enough.
I was literally hoping to see a post from Matt today, I feel like I just manifested this- and oh my god as an American history nerd I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN HOW “BENESUCKMYDICT” HAS ME ROLLING 😭 But in all seriousness, Matt, you are the best, I cannot put into words how appreciated you are 👏
O my fuckin god I have been _noticed_ - given the amount of smiles and laughs I’ve got out of this channel, I’m glad I could hopefully make you smile as well! 🥲
If you ever want to have a similar laugh - this is so unrelated but the joke reminded me of one of the early scenes in the "Shakespeare in the Park" interpretation of "Much Ado About Nothing," which I'm currently reading in my English class. Once you see it, you'll see the similarity LOL
Edit: Clips on TH-cam, full thing on Dailymotion!
@@miau6451 Alright then 😂
beneficial cookiepatch
@@frogcreeperproductions6232 That is… a new one 😂
3:54 person named mov:
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3:10 is just sad
So the person at 1:05 is called "sapnaps calves" and I forgot calves are a part of ur legs so I thought it meant baby cows which is so much funnier than their actual name
4:12 HE DID THE CARDINAL SIN OF LEAVING OUT THE SKULL EMOJI
4:19
sku-HULLL emoji*
That law professor may want to check on his student. That is not an attitude you want to have on your first assignment and it makes me genuinely worried for their mental wellness
had a classmate who would name her files really random things, but that's how she remembered what they were on her computer so it was whatever. Except for the one time she forgot to swap the title of the document out with the title of the essay and accidentally submitted a paper titled "carrots"
Also sent in an assignment just called "depression"
It was on depression as a chronic condition but still.
Naming your file something quirky virtually guarantees this will happen to you. It's like staring the gods directly in the eye while trying to steal their ham sandwich, nothing good can come of it.
This made me glad to be 31 and going to school in the still mostly analog days where this couldn't happen. I would have definitely done stupid shit like this if I hadn't.
i think we actually changed it, but there was one group assignment i had that someone briefly changed the name to “young boy fish water” sometime before it got turned in
I’m a high school teacher and I absolutely love when kids accidentally do this. It makes my day!
Named a file of stuff for my therapist “(Therapist’s name) Shit”. During our video call she asked me to share my screen so we could look at the file together. I forgot that a) I’d named the file that and b) that she could see what I’d named it.
4:58 more like PTSD
Your videos are the only ones that never fail to make me laugh out loud. Thank you so much for not censoring the swearing, and pronouncing it all so enthusiastically. Makes it way more hilarious.
I ended up submitting a file titled "GodIsDead.mp3" to a teacher I had. To be clear, it was a song title for a project about Nietzsche, but it's still weird in hindsight.
1:49 someone make a remix of this
@Cracked Mask where
@Cracked Mask LMFAO
Last year I started a thing where I give my files human names until I hand them in. I forgot to change one of the names and my teacher got a document that was simply titled Wilson.
Not a title but my friend and I always write funny things in documents we share, and we did the same in the extended essay we write during the last year of high school in my country. After the teacher had given feedback in comments, we discovered that in the middle of the very formal text, one of us had written "we also want to die immediately". The teacher had responded with "No, you don't ;)". We are still embarrassed about it half a year later...
Sent my tracher a file called "the good the bad and bare minimum"