Noobs in Age of Empires Be Like...

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  • @meeeeeeeeeeee
    @meeeeeeeeeeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    I love how the villagers just say "ok" after being ordered to build a wall across the entire known world.

    • @MattDoesSound
      @MattDoesSound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Republican villagers

    • @averagerobert8211
      @averagerobert8211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Trump would be so proud

    • @ethisfreedom
      @ethisfreedom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      biden sucks

    • @balazsfenyes3880
      @balazsfenyes3880 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Chinese did that too, were they retard noobs? I doubt.

    • @herrmajestat
      @herrmajestat ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More like ”babelutyun”

  • @SidheKnight
    @SidheKnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2734

    The stone wall across half the map brings me memories..
    I thought I was SO smart..

    • @stast2944
      @stast2944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      I have to ask: whats wrong with it? I am still doing this.😂

    • @richardyocum6053
      @richardyocum6053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      that was my go to move lol

    • @AntonFetzer
      @AntonFetzer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I played through the campaigns using this exact tactic.

    • @leiderhosen7110
      @leiderhosen7110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +502

      @@stast2944 Wasteful. A stone wall is a good defense but why wall from edge to edge when you can pick two or three narrow passages and achieve basically the same result unless the map is a completely open plain.
      If it is a plain, you're better to invest in towers and such probably, since you can't defend a stretch of wall that long anyway. You can then build a smaller, easier to defend wall near your base.
      Just a case of logistics, but if you want to do it anyway then go ahead, games are supposed to be fun.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      meh, It works in stronghold

  • @UjjwalAgarwalIITD
    @UjjwalAgarwalIITD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4163

    You forgot the most important tactics... do all the military upgrades at the very end and then do all of them even though you only use one unit.

    • @chaithao1452
      @chaithao1452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      I only upgrade them all when I have a lot of spare money. It is for pride and collection.

    • @benijager1372
      @benijager1372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      or just go for a 6 kind of units army comp and never upgrade them

    • @MixedSnowFox
      @MixedSnowFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      since they're noobs probably they'll use a lot of different units upgrades because of bot army composition LMAO

    • @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573
      @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Miles Doyle TL;DR

    • @jsilvers24
      @jsilvers24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I come to TH-cam to be entertained. Not personally attacked! 🤣

  • @ГлебСачков-з7ч
    @ГлебСачков-з7ч 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3089

    I am not exactly a good player myself, but these starting barracks brought me actual physical pain.

    • @moltanicaa
      @moltanicaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      И то, что чел использует оригинальную версию игры, а не DE

    • @thesamurai2646
      @thesamurai2646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Same i'm just an average player but seeing this, this is pain

    • @judeanzealotrometotalwar5866
      @judeanzealotrometotalwar5866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too

    • @DogMeat-
      @DogMeat- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      However! It's actually valid tactic in some maps as Lithuanians due to +150 food start. It enables 2 militia + scout rush while enemy is most likely without loom and luring first boar. With specific build order planned for it, it wont delay your villager creation or anything else either. It's somewhat difficult to execute flawless though.

    • @ГлебСачков-з7ч
      @ГлебСачков-з7ч 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@DogMeat- That sounds interesting. Thanks.

  • @pekkalaitinen8769
    @pekkalaitinen8769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2102

    Make several universities, blacksmiths and markets for decorative reasons

    • @tadeocarpinelli5765
      @tadeocarpinelli5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      That is god mode

    • @leofwulf268
      @leofwulf268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Gotta get that score boah

    • @craniumkracked8189
      @craniumkracked8189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I do that , indian universities are beautiful

    • @Mp57navy
      @Mp57navy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      What's wrong with 2 or more Blacksmiths or Universities? Halves the time needed to research stuff?

    • @jonathanperea953
      @jonathanperea953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ow :( I'm in this comment and I don't like it

  • @AntonFetzer
    @AntonFetzer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2182

    I still remember one of my first games ever 20 years ago, when I found out that the trebuchet has 16 range and 200 attack. I was like this is the most OP unit of the game and made 20 of them put them on transport ships and droped them inside the enemy base, just to watch them getting completely butchered by his Paladins.
    I then decided that the only mistake I did was to not have walls in front of my trebuchets. So I did the same thing again, but brought some villagers to build towers and walls around the trebuchets.
    This is was my main strategy for years until I finished elementary school.

    • @RigobertosTacoShop
      @RigobertosTacoShop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      That’s some Roman styles tactics there buddy. You did it right. When in doubt, build fortifications!

    • @Gin-toki
      @Gin-toki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Works untill the enemy comes by with a couple of siege onagers or bombard cannons :P

    • @xwtek3505
      @xwtek3505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@Gin-toki Or simply attack the unfinished walls before it's even built

    • @UnitedNationsSecretariat
      @UnitedNationsSecretariat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      I dont know why, when i was in elementary school i can defeat 8 ai players in hardest level. But now when i study in graduate school i can't even win campaign mode in moderate level

    • @JackoBanon1
      @JackoBanon1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I remember playing this game as a 12 year old in the early 2000s using the ancient GameSpy client to search for other players and having the most cheesy tactic of walling myself with 3 layers of stone walls while slowly building up my army of cavalry, crossbowmen and pikemen combined with trebuchets to overrun the enemy. I also made some friends during this time and we often played together.
      One day a player asked to play against me and a friend 1vs2 and he overrun my teammate pretty quickly. But because I was protected behind my 3 layers of rock I felt safe ... well, until I saw about 50 elephants knocking on my doors.
      He had no problem to force his way inside my base and overrun my army while destroying my important buildings with his siege weapons.
      When I capitulated I saw that the WHOLE map was literally filled with his buildings and that he had about 10 town centers.
      That's when I realized that my tactics weren't great and that there are far better players than myself.
      And this was in the early 2000s!

  • @heiglerrocha1644
    @heiglerrocha1644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    At my first online game I was rushed and then moved to my teammate base, back then I thought we should communicate like in a RPG game so I wrote something like: "My town has fallen and I retracted strategically with my army, let's join forces my Lord?", then I was called noob by my team.

    • @ScientistDog
      @ScientistDog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Lol, and they probably got mad for taking their resources.

    • @jesusgst
      @jesusgst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Lovely story

    • @Kolektifcs
      @Kolektifcs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Heartwarming story

    • @kevintrang3007
      @kevintrang3007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Online games would be much more fun like this

    • @akundaruratkalalupa9710
      @akundaruratkalalupa9710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      aoe 2 community are pretty brutal against new players, some of the insult are hilarious though

  • @jormungandr1337
    @jormungandr1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3297

    oh wow mom look! i`m on youtube!

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1994

    You missed a classic: Start the game building farms and completely ignore the sheep.

    • @lemonpay7747
      @lemonpay7747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      I'm vegan.

    • @justinwebber9968
      @justinwebber9968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      The wildlife is pointless, setup a couple farms auto seed and crop rotation when you can and you'll never run out.

    • @HerrWaschlappenlebt
      @HerrWaschlappenlebt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I used to do that as a kid.

    • @ivanvdovic683
      @ivanvdovic683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I just send everyone to bush. Long distance bush farming ftw. And by the time bush gets completely used, you can build a few farms from your long distance straggler tree wood farming.

    • @AlexWithington
      @AlexWithington 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do that as I always fuck up and forget to have them basically in my tv so I only sometimes use them

  • @jefffinkbonner9551
    @jefffinkbonner9551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    spam clicking each paladin from each stable is SO familiar!

    • @diyorbeksadullaev
      @diyorbeksadullaev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I didn't get why it is a "noob" thing.
      Maybe 'cuz I am a noob 😐.
      Anyway, what would an experienced player do?

    • @gabrielsebastianelhagezote1486
      @gabrielsebastianelhagezote1486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@diyorbeksadullaev same.
      Cause I tried selecting two buildings and clicking just once like you would do in warcraft but it doesn't work

    • @diyorbeksadullaev
      @diyorbeksadullaev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tayron2766 Thanks a lot!

    • @TBPetitP
      @TBPetitP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I dnno why it is considered a newbie thing if that's the way it used to work on Age of Kings, when they changed it on The Conquerors expansion I was very glad

    • @johanjonsson3415
      @johanjonsson3415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That is not the point in the video. He even does the shift click in the video. The point is that you cue upp 2-3 stables full with 15 unit and let 5-6 stables not work. The idea with having 8 stables is that you can get 8 unit out in the time it takes to produce one.

  • @haelww1
    @haelww1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Oh my ! He is unbeatable, he knows all the tricks !

  • @gooddereklu
    @gooddereklu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    I can see you're trying very hard to pretend yourself to be one aoe noobs. but the fact is that aoe starters won't even know how to spawn 5 unit in 1 click

    • @Drrobverjones
      @Drrobverjones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Been playing since I was a kid. Not sure how to do that even now.

    • @Fulcrum-Edits
      @Fulcrum-Edits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@Drrobverjones use shift 😀

    • @Paytolose174
      @Paytolose174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Fulcrum-Edits thx

    • @Fulcrum-Edits
      @Fulcrum-Edits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Paytolose174 np 😁

    • @lightyagami-rk2my
      @lightyagami-rk2my 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Drrobverjones i can defeat four computer in hard mode...can you??

  • @YosepRA
    @YosepRA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    That half map wall line... It feels like claiming half of the map, only to find out later that the walls are nowhere near complete and the villagers are nowhere to be seen.
    Memories. 😅

    • @rahulverma8774
      @rahulverma8774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was alsp fun when we easily breach walls by one shotting trees that act like walls
      Or villagers of our own town make a hole by cutting those trees acting like natural boundaries

    • @Andrew-ps6xe
      @Andrew-ps6xe ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Those darn wolves get ‘em every time.

    • @Foatizenknechtl
      @Foatizenknechtl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ah shit i woke up my girlfriend, laughing out loud at the point of "the villagers nowhere to be seen" ...damn that felt familiar XDDDDDDDD

    • @VITAS874
      @VITAS874 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good thing in rise of nations 2003 you have own territory and you need no worry about it.

  • @dingbat6667
    @dingbat6667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    1:01 Even that might be giving too much credit. I started playing AoE2 in 2003. I didn't discover shift-clicking to que up batches of 5 units until 2019. I still remember speed clicking the re-seed farm que 40 times in the middle of battles.

    • @travisg2619
      @travisg2619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You can what now? Orz

    • @dingbat6667
      @dingbat6667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ThePrinceUva hold shift key while clicking (or hot key'ing) to create a unit, and it'll automatically que up 5 of those units instead of just one.
      When starting a regular conquest game, always have your fingers ready and in position to press H and then SHIFT + Q, and you'll instantly start making 4 new villagers without having to touch your mouse. Then press the " . " button to select an idle villager, press Q twice again, and you're ready to start placing houses.

    • @davidtovar5953
      @davidtovar5953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still do lol

    • @chandler224
      @chandler224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I've played since 2005 and I didn't discover shift-clicking to que up until I read this comment lmao

    • @Aeraleach
      @Aeraleach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chandler224 me too lol

  • @deadjuice1880
    @deadjuice1880 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    1:59 is the best imo. Perfect.
    Make a early barrack for no reason, and use all 3 starting villagers on it.
    Ignore the scout for about 2-5 minutes probably.
    See the fancy looking shield/Feudal Age upgrade.
    Click on it without reading it, realize that it's translucent for a reason.
    Even the placement of the barracks is perfect. This was childhood me all the damn time.

    • @ms9001
      @ms9001 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i just delete my scout in the beginning so that i will have the pop for another paladin in the end.

  • @desolatortrooper7196
    @desolatortrooper7196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    I remember some noobs things i did when i was young.
    Build a wooden wall ALL around my base. Even at the end of the map.
    My men at arm where between a watch tower and a bowman.
    Me : attack the tower ! No the bowman! The tower (5 minutes later) all my men are dead without inflicting damage.
    When building wall i was building towers *inside* the wall because i found this cool. (*ten minutes later my towers are litteraly rape by battery rams*)
    Woah Onagers launch several rock at once! They are probably better than trebuchet. Let's attack this castle!
    *moments later*
    Okay they aren't fit for destroying building.
    Probably better against enemy's units. Gotta sends them with my army of Champions. What could possibly go wrong?
    I wanna rush the town center.
    With bowmen.
    Peasent rush.

    • @enzonavarro4662
      @enzonavarro4662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What about choosing the huns for the first time and thinking that the game broke and we have max pop 😅

    • @vishrutbajaj337
      @vishrutbajaj337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That last one actually can work with the Mayan special tech

    • @edhikurniawan
      @edhikurniawan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Towers inside the wall is OK IMO, it really add more durability to the tower. Any building isn't OK against Ram.
      Attacking town center only using bowmen happened a lot. Just can't rush with it. Fire arrows helps. It is a slow process but will work eventually.

    • @Zalamandar
      @Zalamandar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@edhikurniawan I think what they meant is that they would build the towers as part of the wall, i.e. replace a wall segment with a tower.

    • @VITAS874
      @VITAS874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember build wall around base but in the AOM, love there design 😂

  • @tonilehtonen7491
    @tonilehtonen7491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    You should also make a noob campaign compilation, I once played a Saladin mission(was either the third or fourth) where I was supposed to just steal and retrieve a relic but it ended up being a 4v1 brawl mission for 2h 20+ mins with me being limited to 75 population without castle and walls and I didn't even find the relic until I had killed everyone(the teutons, britons and franks if I remember lmao).. Good times lol

    • @ShawnSig
      @ShawnSig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I remember spending hours on one campaign mission, trying to build a massive base that looked nice. Then make a save file just before I finished the mission. Lol

    • @tonilehtonen7491
      @tonilehtonen7491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Cord Beckemeier Yeah I actually won by killing the last base in the far south and didn't even notice the relic until I saw the map revealed at victory.. lol.
      The biggest problem was the population shortage and constant battling at both bases while having substandard amount of villagers to keep up army size. I even killed the French commander charging at the south with just TC and couple knights vs probably 30+ units, then walling up again there. :)

    • @Pandalka
      @Pandalka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I remember doing Joan of Arc campaign and trying hard to establish a base in the last mission only to have it effectively ruined everytime, wherever I built it until I realized it wasn't about building lol

    • @BlueShellshock
      @BlueShellshock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      One of the Inca missions, capturing I think 4 relics. I ended up treating it just like a normal 'kill everything' map until I realized that, hey, there's like SIX of these relics, and some are in easy reach! I didn't need to dig into that castle-entrenched hell after all.

    • @josegc9802
      @josegc9802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Pandalka It isn't about building?

  • @mathew5379
    @mathew5379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I can confess to trying out the Great Wall of China tactic MANY times

  • @silverwoodlawn4913
    @silverwoodlawn4913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Dislikes are the people whose videos were used.

    • @puro7706
      @puro7706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I disliked because it's exaggerated, I don't play AoE 2

    • @silverwoodlawn4913
      @silverwoodlawn4913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@puro7706 lol

    • @puro7706
      @puro7706 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silverwoodlawn4913 owo

  • @qusaisarayrah7876
    @qusaisarayrah7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I was waiting for the " villager created sound " at the end .he'shhhhhh ha 🤣 to find himself trapped

  • @thesamurai2646
    @thesamurai2646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Dang this is accurate. I remember when i was still a noob, i really scared of the enemies so i build lots of walls around my tower center. After i build enough walls, i realized something...
    How can i gather resources while my villagers stuck in my own wall?

    • @nuclearpugg
      @nuclearpugg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Im crying XD

    • @martinhorvath4117
      @martinhorvath4117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      idk fam, maybe build gates?

    • @maheshbibe3892
      @maheshbibe3892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfao XD that's how you learn tho 😂

    • @brunofeitosafl
      @brunofeitosafl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you were smart like I was back then, you just need to build a gate in each of the 4 sides of the wall... Omg how have I even won sometimes?

    • @Maxidonis208
      @Maxidonis208 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@martinhorvath4117 If I recall correctly, there were no palisade gates in the original version of the game.

  • @kevinmellado844
    @kevinmellado844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I felt that it was me playing for a second

  • @RecardoRecardo
    @RecardoRecardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    You should've include my style of playing against goths, I played them with britons & get annihilated even before I produce a goddamn military

    • @Dagowit
      @Dagowit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Not that the military would help you in that matchup

    • @AramesiaToken
      @AramesiaToken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Britons have good knights and scouts, you rush the goths because they don't have stone walls, you make them panic because they don't know other than infantry spam, GG

    • @bartelvandervelden9894
      @bartelvandervelden9894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AramesiaToken Luckily Goths can't make spears/pikes/halbs! (Briton cav is mediocre at best btw, no bloodlines is worse than you think)

    • @bartelvandervelden9894
      @bartelvandervelden9894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@musfiquerrhman7329 perhaps my comment was a sarcastic reaction to the idea to counter Goths with cavalry

    • @aquillon2573
      @aquillon2573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bartelvandervelden9894 no it wasnt

  • @TheFlamingPike
    @TheFlamingPike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:44 I think a true noob wouldn't mass select villagers prior to construction. A real noob will prepare construction, then select villagers individually afterwards.

  • @Sami_J92
    @Sami_J92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    the wall thing was me when I started playing these games was like " meeh if I cut it in half imma have much more space and they can't come in" or i just keep putting more walls thinking it will do something if u stack em up lol

  • @Tursiopstruncatus
    @Tursiopstruncatus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I'm not a noob, I've been playing this game since 2003! But I've also played lots of city building games and I'm very influenced by those. I like a chill, slow game. 1v1 on ludacris size with a 30 minute truce works for me. Of course, I've been defeated every single time I've tried a more "conventional" game (i. e., 1v1, small in Arabia).

    • @Tursiopstruncatus
      @Tursiopstruncatus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, guys liking this comment, contact me if you are interested in a chill game :P

    • @cactuscat7158
      @cactuscat7158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Omg yes! I've been playing like this since I was 6. Almost 30 now. lol

    • @JackoBanon1
      @JackoBanon1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I played like this with my best friend back in 1999 when we just wanted to chill, build up our base, fortifications and army, develop new stuff and get going when we are ready for it. We would have never won a competitive game against the AI and of course no online game against real players if we played like this.
      But yeah, from 2006-2012 I played Company Of Heroes very compatitively online and reached high ranks in the leaderboards. Since then I can't play RTS games 'slow' anymore and just try to do everything as fast as possible to be able to rush my enemy as quickly as possible.
      I miss those good old chill days, though.

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JackoBanon1 I think the slow pace build up would make a lot more sense in a scenario where there's more than 2 teams (e.g. a 1v1v1v1) since attacking your opponent creates a vulnerability for other opponents to exploit - so it would only make sense to deploy in offence what you can afford to loose from your defence or to time your attacks when other opponents are busy, but in a 2-team match (which most strategy games are), there's basically no point to defences in most games since using those resources to build offensive units will give you more versatility, less vulnerability to siege units and being the aggressor lets you control the pace of the game.
      It's shame though since purely aggressive gameplay is boring to me; the satisfaction of building up your forces and creating a cunning defence to absorb the enemy's attack before unleashing your counterattack is part of the reason I choose to play strategy games rather than just playing FPS games; trying to get hyper-active gameplay from a strategy game or trying to rush your opponent to me is like eating your fill of water rather than food - sure you can do it, but there's far better things to satiate that hunger.

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Neion8 Why is not rushing better than rushing?

  • @SSEi02
    @SSEi02 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When I first played the demo of this game I didn't even understand RTS or the relationship between military and economy. I was just happy I had a bunch of men I could control and could fight with them. It would be decades before I even learned to play. These dudes look like pros in comparison to my first few attempts at Age 2 even though it was some of the most fun I've ever had in a game

  • @pennyfish89
    @pennyfish89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:44 I like how detailed it is, when the unit stopped, the music stopped too !

  • @matthewzhu4215
    @matthewzhu4215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:47 the great wall of china

  • @rovertronic
    @rovertronic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ive grown out of most of these except for span clicking units

  • @pootispenser5089
    @pootispenser5089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Where is the part where the pocket player is frantically building walls, refrains from barracks until Imperial Age and advises his teammates on the outlying position to do the same?

  • @TheVindicar
    @TheVindicar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    What a lovely collection of sensible plays. Makes so much more sense than what I see in so-called pro gamers' videos.

  • @ludlowaloysius
    @ludlowaloysius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This makes me respect the training and discipline Roman Generals required to make such formations work.

  • @TheBlankJoker
    @TheBlankJoker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My ADHD sometimes has me forgetting about my poor villager I sent towards the boar...

  • @koldfire7253
    @koldfire7253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That last one is Out of the Box. But the most painful ones are the archers vs Onagers. I play as the Mongols cause the Mangudai only costs wood and gold. And we know how fast and avurate Mangudais are. A combo of Mangudais and Bombard canons (through all tech) can reduce a city to rubble. And especially useful in Regicide games. By the time the Canons destroy the castle and the King ungarrison himself the Mangudais one shot him and the rest of the city is nothing.

  • @HandleDisliker
    @HandleDisliker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The memories that were brought by that walling in of the town center... oof.
    I remember being a kid and being so bad at AoE2 that in the Battle of Falkirk scenario (Wallace campaign, the original AoE2 disc) that when that ambush of five militia happened they managed to destroy absolutely everything in my base. My town center, dock, houses, mill, wood camp, every villiager, were destroyed in that stupid raid. By the time they were done, I had only a fishing ship to my name. I was scarred for life. The next replay immediately after, me, recalling how throughout the tutorial levels they seemed to spawn anywhere, built a palisade wall directly surounding the town center. Then to my horror, I realized I trapped my new villagers. Furthermore, I didn't have enough wood to make a lumber camp for my villagers outside.
    ...
    I also believed "Trebuchet" was pronounced "Tree-bucket."

    • @hungariannerd8445
      @hungariannerd8445 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow treebucket. I used to pronounce chaos as “cha-ows” instead of “kayos “
      And sword was literally sWWoord

    • @rhysproudmourne1646
      @rhysproudmourne1646 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had a friend who had a hearing disability who played with my main group of friends and he pronounced two things in AoEII wrong; Trebuchet and Cataphract. He said it Tray-bucket and Caffel Tract.
      We still use those terms today when talking about those units.

  • @AR-xs8ym
    @AR-xs8ym 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:13 had me in splits 😆😆 Best micro. Pro splits

  • @Chris4real7
    @Chris4real7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:35 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i can't stop laughing at that yell!

  • @sonikkumania6917
    @sonikkumania6917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have few:
    - 15 unit being trained on a single barracks instead of multiple.
    -Spending all your resources on Blacksmith upgrades before training a single unit.
    - Build houses ONLY when you reach pop cap.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:35 This hurts my soul, good thing I don't have one xD
    **Researching Heresy* Brother, get the flamer... The *HEAVY. FLAMER.*
    I wish there's is a perfectly symmetrical farms clip in this... Disappointed!!

  • @alcapone8807
    @alcapone8807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You recreated my childhood man. That is how it was, when times were easier.

  • @krystofcisar469
    @krystofcisar469 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Placing barracks 30 second in the game and researching loom was the most nostalgic and wholesome thing to me there :D

  • @rubenlarochelle1881
    @rubenlarochelle1881 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I was 11 I borrowed Imperium from a friend. I needed walls but I didn't know how to build gates, so I built a long curved wall that went all around multiple times like a swirl. It was technically open, but highly guarded with archers and if enemies tried to enter they would have walked way too long under the arrows of the archers. I turned Imperium into a tower defence.

  • @johntitor6612
    @johntitor6612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Scenario 1: "What an idiot!!"
    Scenario 2: "What an idiot!!"
    Scenario 3: "Oh crap, that's me...."

  • @elvenoormg5919
    @elvenoormg5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:35 Enlighten me, why choosing this upgrade is a bad move?

    • @Dm3qXY
      @Dm3qXY 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      it's expensive, unwise to spend on it too early (or at all), unlikely to become crucial... ..especially if you are not a noob (thus aiming at ending matches as soon as possible);
      remember the game also allows you to build wonders, in many game types, even those not having it as a win condition/option. same way, no one is saying researching "Heresy" is absolutely wrong, "Heresy" might be relevant if you plan to play against armies of monks.. .. but are you gonna?.. and wouldn't it be wiser to try not allowing the enemy build their army of monks?

    • @bullgravy6906
      @bullgravy6906 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Back when i played i made other players regret not researching it. Sending monks with units was part of my strategy, either id end a skirmish with more troops then i went in with, or i had archers flinging vollies and monks killing dudes with conversions or making them scatter back.
      Britons, longbowmen, monks. If you go imperial and get elite longbowmen its basically cheating. They outrange every defensive building, monk, siege unit, and other ranged unit, 35 of them with 5 monks is a game over against any opponent

  • @itzzmefoxy
    @itzzmefoxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:20 that is so me 🤣🤣

  • @satyakisil9711
    @satyakisil9711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Not even noob tier, more like "go back to campaigns" tier.

    • @87PLS
      @87PLS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      More like go back to the William Wallace campaign on easiest difficulty tier. 😂

    • @jesusgst
      @jesusgst 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like get stuck on that help your yellow ally William Wallace campaign mission

    • @SkeletauR
      @SkeletauR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet they can't even finish the campaign

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most of the campaigns don't teach you crap about the game honestly. Joan of Arc doesn't deserve to exist in this game.

    • @RigobertosTacoShop
      @RigobertosTacoShop 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit. I tried age of empire 3 campaign as the Native Americans that fought with the revolutionary army against the British. That Hill mission was fooking impossible. I’m decent at rts but I think I’m just to hardwired to empire at war AoTr units tactical use compared to AoE spam play

  • @Vytautas4Xfiles
    @Vytautas4Xfiles 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you. You made me smile, I needed this :)

  • @septiawanrizky1013
    @septiawanrizky1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Be a noob is fun. As long u can do teamwork.😂😂😂

  • @mufraso439
    @mufraso439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me when things got worse and all u got is town center : how do you turn this on

  • @owais3502
    @owais3502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is not just a 90s game.this is a emotion

  • @Echa37-H37
    @Echa37-H37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm not ready to be called out like this

  • @Palendrome
    @Palendrome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Listen I was laughing until I saw the paladins queuing

  • @followtheflood2685
    @followtheflood2685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The last one hurt the most

  • @kazirezwan8343
    @kazirezwan8343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Here is a tip: if you want faster upgrades from blacksmith, build at least 2-3 of them.

  • @Draco-pv8ie
    @Draco-pv8ie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This whole thing hurt. I remember my noob days.

  • @godisforever7263
    @godisforever7263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'm not that good in AOE games but this oh my god this is just extreme.

  • @juanarkantos
    @juanarkantos 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this is how i played this game when i was 7 years old, the memories. all of these look familiar in a way that i didn't remember. thanks for bringig back those moments!

  • @Brug98
    @Brug98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:05 this can't be a noob thing :D back than when I was noob I built only one stable :D

  • @billygladman9644
    @billygladman9644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The wall felt like a personal attack

  • @hambonious
    @hambonious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The wall through the halfway has actually helped me win a couple matches. It's an extra set of eyes for you. It looks crazy, but walls work really well.

    • @cookiecracker2
      @cookiecracker2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well I think the problem he's demonstrating here is that new players put too many villagers and resources into it too early

    • @jurgnobs1308
      @jurgnobs1308 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i often spam houses all over the center of the map mid game for that reason

    • @MattDoesSound
      @MattDoesSound 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've done it on small maps where battles are occurring across the entire map and our bases/'frontlines' have expanded so much that I actually need to wall across the freaking map

  • @keeperofrocks4618
    @keeperofrocks4618 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If you've never walled off an entire map section you weren't living

  • @dienand_gaming
    @dienand_gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This hits very close to home. I'm a little fuzzy on the details, but when I started playing AoE as a kid in like primary school my cousin who was like 20 years older than me caught me out by moving his horse in between my catapults and getting them to attack themselves. I still haven't quite gotten over that yet... I think it was the first time I ever played a game of AoE multiplayer. Tbh I never really played a lot of AoE.

    • @NuclearDuckie02
      @NuclearDuckie02 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine if that tactic worked in real life

  • @Mathayas_
    @Mathayas_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    damn, this brings feelings of physical pain and sweet nostalgia. I remember walling the entire map as a kid, I think even then I new it was bad idea but it was cool so you did it anyway.

  • @VossMarionette
    @VossMarionette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me: *Sees a strategy game video*
    Also Me: "Where are the pylons and warpgates?"

  • @adinsx88
    @adinsx88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the boar killing the villager cut deep.....

  • @DarkonXBL
    @DarkonXBL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:00 how else am I suppose to mass out troops? This is exactly how I've always done it 🤣

    • @Waff3n
      @Waff3n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Select all the buildings at once

  • @endlesswaffles6504
    @endlesswaffles6504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now I want to try out the huge wall

  • @CalebHigginbotham
    @CalebHigginbotham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hahaha! the fact that each of these makes me laugh so much is proof of how true they are...

  • @filipkuchta_main
    @filipkuchta_main 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video made me found anger issues I didn't know I have.

  • @MGstaR17
    @MGstaR17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:29 Archers and Skirmishers kill this Mangonel in no time.

  • @joemyk
    @joemyk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Researching Heresy is the ultimate noob action.

  • @enrique16ish
    @enrique16ish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    tbh heresy is ok in castle if you see monk (aztec noob play) rush

  • @Phrv199217
    @Phrv199217 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When I saw him click Heresy instead of Fervor, I screamed internally.

  • @danielacaballero5141
    @danielacaballero5141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    omg this reminds me of when i was like 10 playing for the first time, it hurts but its hilarious

  • @Canal1clasesdeembrio
    @Canal1clasesdeembrio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why you must hurt me this way

  • @andremadureira5966
    @andremadureira5966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Army of villagers. The best strat. Works all the time with me LOL. Invade and build towers randomly

    • @MixedSnowFox
      @MixedSnowFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spanish inquisition be like

  • @hossx2001
    @hossx2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The one building the barracks killed me

  • @morgant.dulaman8733
    @morgant.dulaman8733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's been a long time since I've played AOE2, but what was the problem of getting a map-sized wall. In the Genghis Khan campaign, it let me go after Kushluk without he or the Kara Kiti being able to come after me.

    • @dupplo5467
      @dupplo5467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      its cheaper to use given structures such as forests and cliffs as part of your walls :)

    • @morgant.dulaman8733
      @morgant.dulaman8733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dupplo5467 Ah. I could never get into that if they weren't permanent (cliffs, rivers, etc.), since I tended to play for attrition, and I knew they'd eventually get mined, or chopped down.

    • @dupplo5467
      @dupplo5467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@morgant.dulaman8733 well a good player (and that explicitly excludes me ^^) will take care of any gaps that might occur due to overchopping. It's also faster to close your base if u wall near your town center and use existing structures, if u create a complete wall a rusher (e. g. with scouts) might get behind them before you are finished :)
      I still see your point tho :D

  • @Blitzkit
    @Blitzkit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that great wall that spans at both sides of the map is genius!
    "why would I just wall up a small section when I can just wall up the whole section for me to benefit right?"

  • @theon__
    @theon__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:37 this wasnt a noob move..... Its a "i normaly play vs CPU" Move

  • @JK-fu1bn
    @JK-fu1bn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like I'm being personally attacked

  • @legion2590
    @legion2590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Noobs in Age of Empires be like... let me play HD on Steam in 2021

    • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
      @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You got me !
      I bought the HD version years ago. I play once in a while, vs the AI.

  • @chimeratheo1855
    @chimeratheo1855 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Came here to see if I fit the bill. Did not disappoint.

  • @blankdrop3940
    @blankdrop3940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Me and my friends recently bought AEO3 Definitive Edition on steam, I used to play the pirate version on Game Ranger. One of my friends is a noob and just expends the entire game farming, building walls and don't do a single troop.
    Always saying " just let me farm a little more and I'll be ready " hahahaha. But he is becoming better, just a matter of time.

    • @machr293
      @machr293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's me in AOE2.

    • @pomponi0
      @pomponi0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You should 1vs1 him one day and attack him regardless. He will rethink his priorities 😁

  • @pennyfish89
    @pennyfish89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:04 this is for zombie apocalypse

  • @xotl2780
    @xotl2780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why have I yet to see the ultimate box palisade maneuver in a real game? My elo must be too low.

  • @Abdul_Mumit
    @Abdul_Mumit หลายเดือนก่อน

    The forager dying to the boar took me out 😂😂😂

  • @SpaceKnight105
    @SpaceKnight105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:45 day of the siege alternate ending be like

  • @StealthySpace7
    @StealthySpace7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Admit it, we’ll all thought the Great Wall was a good idea at some point

  • @iareincompetentgamer
    @iareincompetentgamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m a noob, and I approve of all of these strategies.

  • @TheMetallingOne
    @TheMetallingOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the thumbnail makes me wish no one had ever heard the word "build order", so precious.

  • @FlavioJavierCambeiro25
    @FlavioJavierCambeiro25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    recuerdo mi primer partida online en AOE II y leer un comentario de un rival que exploró mi gran ciudad, el mismo fue "ultra noob" me atacaron y en 2 minutos estaba en ruinas...buscando tutoriales de como jugar jajaja después de eso empecé a disfrutar del juego

    • @ReigoCT
      @ReigoCT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No es nesesario saber jugar AoE II
      Despues de todo no es muy diferente a otros juegos pero si en lo de defenderte y unidades sino le sabes sos pollo

  • @fongdimbulator
    @fongdimbulator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One can never underestimate the importance of road textures for a 10/10 immersive game.

  • @onebytesiteit30-75
    @onebytesiteit30-75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    эх .. все мы так делали по началу )))

  • @suhaschaubey2890
    @suhaschaubey2890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great content ❤️ Keep it up

  • @DrVampo
    @DrVampo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Im proud to say i used to do all of these, literally 😂

  • @anonnymousperson
    @anonnymousperson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is painfully accurate

  • @danofdybukon6040
    @danofdybukon6040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey! Walling off half the map can actually work if you do it correctly. But probably only vs AI 😅

    • @AntonFetzer
      @AntonFetzer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes especially the original age of Kings AI from 1999 does not know how to react to a wall across the map and always attacks in the same spot. Then you simply drop a castle and a few towers there and garrison them with archers plus a few mele units to take out any trebs and the AI will waste all its resources trying to push through that spot until it runs out of everything and just gives up. This is how I won many games back in the early 2000s when I was still in elementary school.

    • @danofdybukon6040
      @danofdybukon6040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AntonFetzer they always seem to specifically attack gates as well which funnily enough is where I concentrate most of my defences 😅

    • @bullgravy6906
      @bullgravy6906 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      against AI i never built actual walls as they are a military unit, however surrounding your base with houses with a single opening funnels the AI into that one spot and its just bodies. They almost never attack houses while there are military units and structures even if they are behind the houses.
      I remember in one match i didnt wall off half the map, but my opponent didnt realize his defensive strategy made a siege hilariously easy. He walled himself onto a peninsula, so i just built a bigger wall farther back and took out his docks early.

    • @danofdybukon6040
      @danofdybukon6040 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ damn I never thought of that with the houses, might try that out next time I play

  • @andrewomahony9260
    @andrewomahony9260 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my gosh, the clicking on each stable and mouse clicking to make units was painful