Remember kids: Always keep your toaster plugged in and directly next to the bread. That way, if the bread attains sentience and wishes to become toast, it will not knock over as much trying to reach the toaster.
One time I left a slice of bread next to a window. A day or two later I ate it bc it didn't mold or anything and it was the best slice of toast I've ever had.
Ha I watched thinknoodles play these one time. He is like captain sauce in the first episode landing in the litter box. But then after that he quit the game. While captain sauce still continues to play. Captain is better then think.
I'm starting too feel like a bread god, bread god, everyone knows imma be toast now, toast now, using anything i can use, can use, I'm starting too run out of verses, verses, but its fine cause I'm a bread god, bread god, with all of my being toast now, toast now. (please like this for my effort it'd make me feel like im worth something)
16:44 ; Cap successfully toasts himself at 44% edibility, only to throw his hands up in premature celebration to let the toast burn itself down to 13% edibility... classic Captain sauce...
The jokes are endless The breadening The toasting The buttering The *irony* (that one is good) Spider-bread Nightmare on loaf street Happy bread day Slenderbread The Butters (Avengers) Butters: Age of Breadstick Butters: Infinity Bread Curse of la breadstick
Captensauce i wached youre first video...you were so young and it was about geting a nuke on a game and youre first comment on that video was some kid that said he was from the futer and said that you were going to be a great youtuber...he was right you maby not have the most subs in the world but you do have the best spirit and heart... Good luck on youre futer videos we all beleve in you!
Between an IPad, toilet seat, and something else, a toilet seat is the cleanest. Besides, if it was a newly made toilet, it wold be “good” for edibility.
Well on the list your gonna go to the garden, then after that you have to BLOW UP a gas station, AND after that there is one last level. I shall not speck of this last level. But sauce I believe in you to ki- I mean stop his worries
If he were to make anyone a werewolf, I'd think it'd be better to wait until the werewolf mod's fixed. The one I'm thinking of is currently really broken. Like, transformations don't work without cheating, or sometimes not even then.
Hi captain sauce in a car ride that’s 12 hours long and I’m almost there when I get there I’m going to tell my cousins about your Chanel have a great day:)
The YoMo is a real mower you can buy, if you can find one, that is literally a hover-mower. Look it up. Its not called the YoMo its called something else that I of course cant remember.
I love this channel also captainsauce could you maybe have like a new sidekick like salad dressing and his name would be the delightful salad dressing ?
Remember kids: Always keep your toaster plugged in and directly next to the bread. That way, if the bread attains sentience and wishes to become toast, it will not knock over as much trying to reach the toaster.
I'll try.
The bread watches it’s prey, ready to pounce
Name checks out, of course you would know this.
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O_O
I am watching you
-da bread 2019
Sir i do need more men on the Researhing team and the the raiding team doe to the many cringy ass channels
What are you doing
You are a slice of bread trying to make your owner feel better with a good nice tasty piece of toast, that's your motivation, this is actually true
But in the end you accidentally kill your own
@@theenderdestruction2362 yep
@@solid2542 yep
@JAMES NORMINGTON yep
But he has a stroke and a heart attack and kidney failure
Dude I lost it when you said "you shouldent have pissed it off"
Just comedy gold
Also known as CaptainSauce
I'd think you wouldn't want to eat bread that's been slammed down in broken glass but guess that lil extra crunch just add to the deliciousness
Lacy Taylor wow are you the only one who commented about that
OHHHHH HOOOO HOOO HOO HO
r/cursedcomments
Glass is an equired taste
the glass adds a great crunch and internel bleeding adds the feelshgfifhijop;/lkmlnjoec2rfq97oubilnoskdjis;ubgvoy8rt97giyukbjh kdniohw9eg
Cap: “Buttons are good!”
Me: I could’ve sworn you had a series of Please Do Not Touch Anything...
Lol so true
Ironic
"Whos the pro bread now?"
**one second later.**
"NO!, NO!, NO!"
Mr. Fister both Capn and this game in a nutshell
Hana1LuLu Lol
cap and bread in a nut shell
He stuck the landing tho
No one is
You're getting good at this game. A game where you play as a literal slice of toast.
Bravo. You poor, poor man.
I feel like you'll love the baguette mood, you just smash everything
Hulk would like that 😂
Nah fam, let’s not leap of faith onto the ironing board. Let’s leap of faith onto the desk.
"You think you can just throw out half a loaf of whole grain evil? I don't think so!"
*"IF YOU GO TOO HIGH THE WALLS GET ANGRY AT YOU"*
-Captainsauce 2019
One time I left a slice of bread next to a window. A day or two later I ate it bc it didn't mold or anything and it was the best slice of toast I've ever had.
“If you go to high the walls will get angry at you..”. Solid life advice!
Poop
Poops poop
@@jacksonsgamingandrandomstu925 how old are you 6?
It’s mold
Or It yeets the bread
Wooo I feel nostalgic... I played this game YEARS ago.. tho with your commentary this game is much more fun!
Ha I watched thinknoodles play these one time. He is like captain sauce in the first episode landing in the litter box. But then after that he quit the game. While captain sauce still continues to play. Captain is better then think.
Same but i still play it
I'm starting too feel like a bread god, bread god, everyone knows imma be toast now, toast now, using anything i can use, can use, I'm starting too run out of verses, verses, but its fine cause I'm a bread god, bread god, with all of my being toast now, toast now.
(please like this for my effort it'd make me feel like im worth something)
Lol
Blue Dragon this is worth 120 likes not 12
Do This more
Omg this was amazing i loved it lol i even sang it :3 which means ibreally liked it
Nice "Zero" remix.
Guts and glory, Like Adams said.
The ending, if you've played any SURGERY games will make sense....
16:44 ; Cap successfully toasts himself at 44% edibility, only to throw his hands up in premature celebration to let the toast burn itself down to 13% edibility... classic Captain sauce...
Hey, there are hidden levels in the menu. Just click on the magnets, each one brings you to a different level.
Really!!!
What!!!
wat
Cool
Wot
The jokes are endless
The breadening
The toasting
The buttering
The *irony* (that one is good)
Spider-bread
Nightmare on loaf street
Happy bread day
Slenderbread
The Butters (Avengers)
Butters: Age of Breadstick
Butters: Infinity Bread
Curse of la breadstick
Captain Sause: "Bready Balls"
Me: ( choking on water)
My dad: WTF is wrong with you?!
Cap, when the physics work in your favour, you shouldn’t question them
I love the rage and he has gray hair
I love how this game can be summed up by: "Oh yeah! Oh no!"
Please play Guts and Glory! It’s so much better now!
Wait do they have workshop user made levels :D
@@thesonsofanarchywillrise7624 yes they do
the anger is real cap every time you fall I prepare for the screaming
11:30 WELL EXCUSE ME BUT NEAPOLIAN ICE CREAM IS AWESOME
I had thought that the hair straightener was a stapler🤣
"Good to know. If you get too high, the walls get angry at you..." Call me Jacksepticeye, 2004
I always heard bread was bad for people, but damn. 😂 I freaking love this series. I think I laughed through this entire video.
Captensauce i wached youre first video...you were so young and it was about geting a nuke on a game and youre first comment on that video was some kid that said he was from the futer and said that you were going to be a great youtuber...he was right you maby not have the most subs in the world but you do have the best spirit and heart... Good luck on youre futer videos we all beleve in you!
"Why would you keep the water in the bath when your done? What are you gonna do with it?"
Me: gamer girl bath water
That shiny holy butter I think makes you invincible
when you eat haunted bread: everything you touch has eyes
He has been uploading so much quick for the past week
CAPTAINSAUCE you are awesome keep it up, we all enjoy your stuff
Cap:*CLIMBS BOXES AND FALLS*
Me:training for
Between an IPad, toilet seat, and something else, a toilet seat is the cleanest. Besides, if it was a newly made toilet, it wold be “good” for edibility.
Well on the list your gonna go to the garden, then after that you have to BLOW UP a gas station, AND after that there is one last level. I shall not speck of this last level. But sauce I believe in you to ki- I mean stop his worries
bread is love, bread is life
Congrats on 1 mil
Why do I enjoy watching haunted bread trying to get across the room to burn itself
I love this game i just subed u so funny you make my day thx
Welcome to the gaming family
welcome, pal! A lot of us are veterans, but we always welcome a new sub!
Whos' day does he not make awesome? also, welcome to the sauce family. what kind are you? i'm pasta sauce.
In the first level you broke one cup and Old Man Murton said the room was up turned
"I am getting control of things" -CaptainSauce at the end of this vid
1 million subs! Holy crap. Congrats captain.
He said he’d like to try the other paths but that clearly didn’t happen
"Who's the pro bread no-" WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
Captainsauce can you turn Tom sauce into a werewolf with a werewolf mod
If he were to make anyone a werewolf, I'd think it'd be better to wait until the werewolf mod's fixed. The one I'm thinking of is currently really broken. Like, transformations don't work without cheating, or sometimes not even then.
Hi captain sauce in a car ride that’s 12 hours long and I’m almost there when I get there I’m going to tell my cousins about your Chanel have a great day:)
Hate ur prof pic
Man this video is breadtackular
The bread needs to quit being a game and sign up for Olympic Style Parkour Expertise
Never seen someone who passed a level then went back for more bread! Go Cap you trooper
I just came home from a really long day and CaptainSauce uploads. yay!
Captain sauce: slowly but epically slides across bathtub
Watching you rage in this game is weirdly satisfyingly hilarious
This is just like “getting over it” except harder 😂
I'm considering buying this game
At one minute in the video he wouldn’t drink the night before he went to work so goose has been there for a week
15:43 imagen deadpool yelling "MAXAMEM EFFORT!!!"
for me it was funny
See you sooo fastrated it sopraisngly sadesfing. Cap ypur commenterly on games is pure gold. Keep up the good work
The next episode on my strange addiction
I just went through a breakup and you made me smile and laugh again
I love how he didn't notice that there were hair straightners last time
In fairness it looked like a stapler
Got in trouble at school today because I wanted to watch this when it came out
What’s the worst bread you ever ate. A ant in fested covered in jelly doused in beer floor bread
this game is basically a neverending the floor is lava game.
I Looove your comments and reactions, always a great comedy break.
captain sauce to the wall what is love baby don't hurt me
also maybe the loaf is in constant pain and wants to die, IE being toasted
I was just thinking about cap and he posts!
A child watching youtube on its moms account
Your a wizard harry
@@no-longer-a-experiment6490 ni
9:01 epic bottle flip
You said you’re the only one getting stressed out, I stress out for you
I'm really lovin' these early vids
13:34 welcome to getting over it with bennet foddy
“ move slow and steady” me: that’s what she said. I’m sorry
bread: i am holding on to an object that isn't bolted down
game: YEET
What the heck is "Yeet"?
@@diggydiggyhole-fan Dictionary example: Ima yeet this can at my crush
Did captainSauce diss rainbow sherbert?
Or Neapolitan
The box didn't think you were the pro bread
4:30 confirmed he does have long hair. No one with short hair keeps their hairdryer in the bathroom.
2014: I am Groot
2019: I am Bread
Bro that bread has some skills
You missed a P.O. powerup
(which gives you E meaning you cheated)
Yes but is not cheating is very rare and very hard to get
The owner has crippling depression.
Boxes a breads nightmare
Captain sauce if you fail twice a magic marmalade will appear making you invincible and have infinite grip
The bath room? and I thought my bread puns _stunk_
There was a few times you was failing so fast you didn't even drop to 0% edibility
Weird I'm subscribed and have the notifications on but I haven't been notified about your three videos
Last three*
If you look closely when he is climbing over the soap the bread looks like it has acne
I want to see more I am bread please :) total comedy watching this! Luv it 😄😄
This is awesome
Boy this game is about a jundread years old
Not a number. Also who cares its a game about a living bread! XD
At first: who's the pro bread now?
Then: *NO NO NO*
Watching this made me want toast. So now I'm watching it while eating toast
nice to see you trying to win
Nothing quite like Captainsauce losing his sh*t
The first frame of the video here really shows off your underbite quite nicely.
15:02 oh hey look it's the TV you destroyed
The YoMo is a real mower you can buy, if you can find one, that is literally a hover-mower. Look it up. Its not called the YoMo its called something else that I of course cant remember.
I love this channel also captainsauce could you maybe have like a new sidekick like salad dressing and his name would be the delightful salad dressing ?